After Earth - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @HunterSlayer2727
    @HunterSlayer2727 7 лет назад +1981

    *Doug Raises Hand*
    Doug: "Can I skip this movie?"
    Will Smith: "DENIED, SIT DOWN!"

    • @dragonempress8367
      @dragonempress8367 5 лет назад +12

      XD norm of the north kids in a nutshell

    • @Jackal_El_Lobo34
      @Jackal_El_Lobo34 5 лет назад +28

      Me: Daddy can I show emotion?
      Will Smith: DENIED, SIT DOWN!

    • @dadeleemurphy85
      @dadeleemurphy85 5 лет назад +7

      this comment deserves pinned.

    • @norishimogawa6125
      @norishimogawa6125 5 лет назад +8

      "daddy would you like some sausages?"
      will smith: yes please

    • @Unremarkable6969
      @Unremarkable6969 5 лет назад +4

      Hey, hey guys. Will Smith...as Shrek. It's gonna break a billion!

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 2 года назад +566

    If the secret to defeating the aliens is remaining emotionless, Cypher better hope the aliens don't have any Chris Rocks in their arsenal.

    • @VidWatcher01
      @VidWatcher01 2 года назад +33

      I came back to watch this video for this exact reason!🤣💀 $100 easy NC will reference that the next time he reviews a Will Smith movie

    • @glennrollinson3806
      @glennrollinson3806 2 года назад +18

      Cue the scene in A.I. where they're shoving the Chris Rock-Bot into a cannon!

    • @Spuggky45
      @Spuggky45 2 года назад +3

      Damn! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dnkakusei
      @dnkakusei 2 года назад +5

      @@VidWatcher01 2 months later, we get a review where he manages to cram in a ton of Chris Rock slap jokes!

    • @TRD57
      @TRD57 Год назад +2

      So good!

  • @LucidFlight
    @LucidFlight 7 лет назад +697

    This is the future and they can't give a wounded soldier a prosthetic leg? @7:45

    • @drops2cents260
      @drops2cents260 6 лет назад +50

      Nope, all the money previously earmarked for building prostethics went into the defense budget.
      Cypher Raige's cutlass didn't develop and build itself, you know. :-)

    • @josephstahl9119
      @josephstahl9119 6 лет назад +26

      *That's kind of dumb really.*
      *Giving the Man prosthetic's so he can get back in action is a sure better expenditure of resources then resources spent maintaining his health as an invalid.*

    • @HellsRaven4444
      @HellsRaven4444 6 лет назад +34

      @@drops2cents260 Even better, they could have simply made a Prosthetic leg using the same technology for that shapeshifting cutless and get a really badass shapeshifting metal leg for that soldier. Seriously, this movie really underused a lot of their technology in their verse

    • @EpicSB
      @EpicSB 5 лет назад +28

      Simply to say it was DENIED! SIT DOWN.

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 5 лет назад +11

      Denied.... Keep sitting

  • @JKPancake
    @JKPancake 8 лет назад +1072

    So if Mr Rage has no emotion how did he fall in love and get married and have enough passion to have a child?

  • @Roxas80
    @Roxas80 8 лет назад +900

    Isn't fear a survival instinct that prevents you from doing lethal and stupid things?

  • @AnimeWolf5193
    @AnimeWolf5193 4 года назад +296

    Changes I'd make:
    1. Cypher Rage is a celebrated hero, but not because he's emotionless. Supposedly, he just seems to have had no fear of the aliens, which "empathically" threw them off.
    2. The tension is between his expectations and his sons performance as a cadet. We see the kid is pushing himself to meet his dads level, but is still being out-performed by the other cadets. This is made tougher when Cypher is brought on to lead an exercise for the cadets. Their travel via ship is interupted by unexpected asteroid (honestly anything) and they make a hard landing on a nearby planet.
    3. When they crash, more people survive than just those two. It splits in half, (with communications in the other half) and Cypher was injured protecting some of the cadets. At least one stays for basic medical, while his kid and three or four cadets go find the other half of the ship.
    4. As they go, they all barely survive each ordeal. (Maybe even lose one near the midway point to up the tension.) They get to the ship only to find one of those aliens hunted down the last survivors. They get the beacon and take it to the mountain.
    5. Finally, in a moment as a father, not a ranger, Cypher confesses what he never told anyone. He had been afraid in his legendary battle, but not of the aliens. He had been afraid to die, never seeing his love again, or the child they were expecting. "Fear is just another tool you use to survive. Don't fight with it; _Use_ it." This gives the kid the motivation to finish off the alien with the other cadets and set off the beacon.

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 2 года назад +30

      Hollywood needs to hire you NOW. 👏👏👏

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 2 года назад +9

      @@monsterhanna6691 anyone really they aren't doing much good these days

    • @samking2094
      @samking2094 2 года назад +2

      Nah, have you heard the phrase "you can't polish a turd"?

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 2 года назад +14

      Look on the bright side. At least this movie doesn't have a stupid ass twist that makes no sense.

    • @jarongreen5480
      @jarongreen5480 2 года назад +12

      Dang that actually sounds really good. Especially the last part.

  • @herosshade2247
    @herosshade2247 7 лет назад +455

    Wait, that was Jaden's actual narration? I thought that was Doug doing one of his joke voices. Wow. That made it to the big screen.

    • @andim.8788
      @andim.8788 5 лет назад +23

      me too loool

    • @dawnbreaker2912
      @dawnbreaker2912 2 года назад +14

      Sounds like a South Park Canadian narrating.
      "I remember Earth, guy."

  • @harleycrabtree900
    @harleycrabtree900 8 лет назад +813

    As funny as Cypher Rage is, I'm laughing even harder thinking about his wife being called Mrs. Rage. 😂😂

  • @haileyroberts1103
    @haileyroberts1103 7 лет назад +319

    Who has the stupidest name?
    Syfer Rage or
    Jupiter Jones

    • @emilykruger2844
      @emilykruger2844 7 лет назад +18

      Both

    • @Okalani5000
      @Okalani5000 6 лет назад +12

      Stupidest is not a word. Dumbest is the word you're looking for. If you're going to be a critic, you may as well work on your grammar. Otherwise you'll only be viewed as a troll.

    • @SirKirk2000
      @SirKirk2000 6 лет назад +36

      Pluto Nash

    • @inky5574
      @inky5574 5 лет назад +18

      Syfer Rage because at least Jones is a real last name

    • @kitsunekid16
      @kitsunekid16 5 лет назад +3

      @@inky5574 as is Jupiter

  • @spiralhaze2070
    @spiralhaze2070 8 лет назад +1574

    Alien creatures that can only detect fear? Uhhh here is a crazy idea future humans: ....rrrrrrrobots!

    • @bigstunna2049
      @bigstunna2049 8 лет назад +57

      woa true

    • @dernamenlosefan
      @dernamenlosefan 8 лет назад +288

      I'm pretty shure in their universe someone suggested this too. But since that would mean Cypher Raige wouldn't be a badass hero anymore he DENIED this suggestion.

    • @Leonardo-xz9xl
      @Leonardo-xz9xl 8 лет назад +123

      And make them SIT DOWN

    • @isaiahgarraway5568
      @isaiahgarraway5568 8 лет назад +146

      *****
      Scientist: sir I was thinking of a revolutionary way to defeat the Ursa.
      Cypher Rage and rangers: OK let's here it.
      Scientists: Well...um...uh
      Cypher Rage: Cmon don't be shy we allow ideas to be told at the table. No ones going to interrupt or judge you.
      Scientist: Really :)... Ok how about instead of rangers we use ....ROBOTS!
      Cyphrr Rage(Triggered): DENIED, SIT DOWN!!!!!
      Scientist: Awwwwww.

    • @krackothunder
      @krackothunder 8 лет назад +65

      Hilariously enough, we already have hunting equipment that masks your smell. Since the aliens detect the stuff we secrete when we are afraid, that is already a hard counter.

  • @thebestlad7578
    @thebestlad7578 7 лет назад +314

    The beacon only works on the high ground because it's a Star Wars fan

    • @LegoLad659
      @LegoLad659 5 лет назад +10

      But it underestimated Jaden Smith's power

    • @MetaITurtle
      @MetaITurtle 21 день назад

      You know the wife of Will in this movie is the same Princess from Ace Ventura 2

  • @phantomtail2270
    @phantomtail2270 5 лет назад +430

    Shyamalan: Can I Make A Sequel?
    Hollywood Producers: *DENIED!*

    • @person-du8dj
      @person-du8dj 4 года назад +28

      Shyamalan: can I make any movie?
      the public: DENIED

    • @taylormansonshadicstorm9008
      @taylormansonshadicstorm9008 2 года назад +7

      Shyamalan: Can I make a sequel to The last airbender movie?
      Hollywood Producers: DENIED!!!!!!!!!!

    • @DedricSilva
      @DedricSilva 2 года назад +1

      And it was also going to be a multimedia franchise.

    • @Charlie94781
      @Charlie94781 Год назад +1

      It would be interesting if the Skrels actually rescued the humans of the ‘lost’ starship and used the population as maintenance

  • @mogan4534
    @mogan4534 6 лет назад +139

    That, “I like it but I think it’s something bad” line sounds like Jaden trying to be charismatic and jokey, but his delivery is just so bland and lifeless that it turns a potentially funny line into just... really dumb.

    • @Gamer3427
      @Gamer3427 4 года назад +6

      (Sorry for replying to a two year old comment.) Yea, I could potentially see that line having actually been at least mildly amusing if the delivery had been better. Not necessarily a good line, but something that if said better, (and in a better movie), could have turned out to be a mild catch phrase or meme.....

    • @oliviamorales9406
      @oliviamorales9406 3 года назад +2

      @@Gamer3427 I feel like that is the same issue with this entire movie. The concept sounded really cool and exciting, but it takes itself so seriously that it ended up being so incredibly boring. Don't even get me started on how bad the world building is too

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 3 года назад +1

      It's hard to tell jokes when you have less charisma than topsoil.

  • @aimeebason9732
    @aimeebason9732 7 лет назад +412

    Thinking of how the movie could be fixed, putting aside the huge plot holes about earth and the ursa etc. At the start Will could be the one who was expressionless and wanting to regain feeling again, whilst Jaden was too emotional and that was hampering his advancement to ranger (and to show this in training). It also explains the gulf between father and son (again shown at the dinner table). Then on earth, that is when the transition happens to both characters. Jaden learns to control his emotions and fear, and Wills concern for his son and the pain of his injuries bring out his emotional side as its something he struggles to deal with. This cumulates in the finale when Jaden is emotionless whilst battling the ursa and Will breaks down and cries conflicted by the fear for his son and the joy of pride at his achievements. This would be a good use of the mirroring technique. Not perfect, but it does focus on the characters and drives the plot.

    • @drops2cents260
      @drops2cents260 6 лет назад +52

      Or, they both learn:
      Cypher Raige to allow himself emotions when the situation permits it, and Kitai to control his when the situation makes it necessary.
      After all, a basic principle of most stories ist that a hero (or heroes) grows as a person and becomes better at what he's doing.

    • @mony6847
      @mony6847 6 лет назад +17

      I'm sending this to shamalan

    • @secretaccount7797
      @secretaccount7797 3 года назад

      @Raven Link yeah or maybe have something to do with aliens earth It so that the species are that way If they wanted so much to have it be on earth

    • @marccamp6376
      @marccamp6376 2 года назад

      Nice, very nice :0

  • @WhatTheActualMark
    @WhatTheActualMark 4 года назад +92

    "My suit's turned to black. I like it but I think it's something bad."
    Spider-Man getting the Symbiote suit in a nutshell.

  • @kchandaman3012
    @kchandaman3012 8 лет назад +387

    The following names could also be said in that puppet voice:
    JUPITER JONES
    PLUTO NASH
    BIRMINGHAM DICKENS

  • @nocteyes379
    @nocteyes379 8 лет назад +332

    This channel is awesome. If only it had a name to suit its awesomeness.

    • @darksunrise957
      @darksunrise957 8 лет назад +8

      Yeah, that'd be awesome.

    • @frederickshaibani5655
      @frederickshaibani5655 8 лет назад +32

      DENIED!

    • @CuppaLLX
      @CuppaLLX 8 лет назад +11

      I got it! Stupendous Satellite!

    • @PinkiePieIsBestPonyTheFirst
      @PinkiePieIsBestPonyTheFirst 8 лет назад +12

      I know right?
      It's not like it's called Channel Awesome or something.

    • @Lone_Rocket
      @Lone_Rocket 8 лет назад +36

      Oh, if only this channel had a name like Cypher Rage to save it from its dull forgettable name.

  • @dancepiglover
    @dancepiglover 7 лет назад +436

    From a psychological and evolutionary point of view, denying fear is not actually practical. We developed the emotion as a way of self-preservation. It prevents us from getting into situations that could be dangerous or to react very quickly when in such a situation. We evolved to have fear, and other emotions, for a reason.

    • @jamestang1227
      @jamestang1227 6 лет назад +80

      I mean, realistically speaking, couldn't we just kill the Ursa with armour-piercing missiles from a distance and call it a day.

    • @edmilsoneletrica
      @edmilsoneletrica 6 лет назад +53

      James Tang , that would be... using intelligence... and that's not what they're going for.

    • @Mysticsword
      @Mysticsword 6 лет назад +15

      Denied! ;)

    • @Okalani5000
      @Okalani5000 6 лет назад +7

      I agree, it can be very frustrating to deal with such things. When I watch some movies, I criticize them and nobody wants to watch movies with me anymore because of it... But OMG have they not seen what I see? I may not always see the wire that holds up someone's fake hand, but omg I can tell when something obviously sucked, was last-minuted, or an actor is having horrible acting skills. In this movie, I almost fell asleep just watching the version with Nostalgia Critic! SHEESH! (Probably explains why I fell asleep with the one where the sun was dying out and then... I fell asleep when they were about to test what the hell was wrong with it every single time. I tried multiple times to watch it and it failed to not make me fall asleep. And considering I have sleep apnea and insomnia, that says a LOT! XD)

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад +2

      @@jamestang1227 Or maybe use a Drone? Or Land-Attack Remote-operated Robots?

  • @bbriggs7409
    @bbriggs7409 7 лет назад +1297

    That "Denied, SIT DOWN" should be a meme

    • @thesalsaguy4395
      @thesalsaguy4395 6 лет назад +15

      B briggs it is

    • @chrisandrew7577
      @chrisandrew7577 6 лет назад +27

      B briggs its the only thing any living human has taken from this film. People try to enjoy it, but theyre all DENIED!!

    • @RaikanGinro
      @RaikanGinro 5 лет назад +6

      Wait 10 years and it should be

    • @captainbirch9835
      @captainbirch9835 5 лет назад +12

      *DENIED, SIT DOWN*

    • @CadDriftarus
      @CadDriftarus 5 лет назад +5

      Your meme is DENIED! SIT DOWN!

  • @bananatiergod
    @bananatiergod 8 лет назад +227

    Actually, about the hologram thingy, I think it's suppose to be a model of a building. If I'm not mistaken, Cypher's wife is an architect.

    • @mr_misfortune
      @mr_misfortune 8 лет назад +95

      O.R. Studios DENIED! SIT DOWN!

    • @bananatiergod
      @bananatiergod 8 лет назад +69

      eoiny 224
      Eeeep! *sits down*

    • @vulpezerdavulcan9055
      @vulpezerdavulcan9055 8 лет назад +5

      O.R. Studios I assumed the hologram controlled those big sails and everything on their home, and she was opening them for ventilation or something.

    • @Awesome_Pichu
      @Awesome_Pichu 8 лет назад +37

      Vulpezerda Vulcan or she was playing tower defense against balloons

  • @jamesdinius7769
    @jamesdinius7769 6 лет назад +143

    Advanced futuristic society
    Less prosthetic limb technology then we have today.
    THE FUTURE!

    • @Okalani5000
      @Okalani5000 6 лет назад +11

      Oh and don't forget the lack of everything else like pets, emotions, real food, exercise unrelated to the creatures, and toys other than that holographic thing.

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 5 лет назад +7

      Fighting giant aliens with ground troops

    • @RutraNickers
      @RutraNickers 4 года назад +5

      using cloth where even wood would be a better choice

    • @ryanangelastro504
      @ryanangelastro504 Год назад

      @@Okalani5000THE FUTURE

  • @MiniArts159
    @MiniArts159 8 лет назад +417

    "He's a feeling boy"
    There's a quote for the ages.

  • @theamhway
    @theamhway 8 лет назад +434

    if will smith wants to promote his family, he has the money, he can by all means. but what was he even thinking? pursuit of happyness was so good... jaden actually did a good job in that... how did he progress in reverse?

    • @RJLiams
      @RJLiams 7 лет назад +30

      A good director can turn a bad actor into an oscar winner. To bad Shyamalan is a bad director.

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 7 лет назад +19

      Hmm. I think a bad director can turn an oscar winner into a bad actor, but a good director can only turn a bad actor into an okay actor. I've only got this and the Kung Fu Kid to go on, but I haven't been impressed with Jaden Smith's acting so far.

    • @RJLiams
      @RJLiams 7 лет назад +11

      CSharp
      He's not the best actor but his acting was more than OK in the Karate Kid. You should also check him out in Pursuit of Happyness.

    • @ssjichigo666
      @ssjichigo666 7 лет назад +5

      and now he is a voice actor for his own netflix original anime with a performance almost out-neesoning liam neeson

    • @fraserstewart6035
      @fraserstewart6035 7 лет назад +2

      pursuit of happyness... DENIED!

  • @jabuchananable
    @jabuchananable 2 года назад +122

    "Will, everybody already wants to be you"
    After the 2022 Oscars: You sure about that?

    • @CadDriftarus
      @CadDriftarus 2 года назад +8

      Everyone's reaction is hilarous because that was just a legendary Will Smith moment lol

    • @vanillabadboy4469
      @vanillabadboy4469 Год назад

      I never wanted to be.. he's always been a douche

    • @el-kiote
      @el-kiote 11 месяцев назад

      🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @JamiJR
    @JamiJR 8 лет назад +292

    Why wouldn't they give the guy with one leg a prosthetic? Hell, it's the future, they should be able to clone him a leg and attach it.

    • @Thraim.
      @Thraim. 8 лет назад +21

      He looks like they just carried him out of his operation to close the wound.
      They also *really* wanted to set up the later scene.

    • @stevie_ily
      @stevie_ily 8 лет назад +27

      DENIED

    • @PunkExMachina
      @PunkExMachina 8 лет назад +40

      they didn't even give him a decent wheelchair he lost a leg and they just gave him an office chair to roll around dude

    • @vegetasaiyanprinceofragebo5520
      @vegetasaiyanprinceofragebo5520 8 лет назад +4

      Jami JoAnne Russell or at least a sweet robotic leg

    • @JamiJR
      @JamiJR 8 лет назад +13

      Yes! Everyone gets it. And so what if he just came out of surgery? It's the FUTURE! They should have some hyper-healing gadgets like in Star Trek.

  • @1997residente
    @1997residente 8 лет назад +300

    Cypher Raige's ancestor must have been Adamantium Raige.

  • @catherinethorstenberg6362
    @catherinethorstenberg6362 7 лет назад +165

    Dougs face gets so red when he yells, it looks like steam is about to come out his ears

  • @jamiegauci8902
    @jamiegauci8902 7 лет назад +386

    22:49 "Will smith does his interpretation of the audiences interest" 😂😂

  • @dellayassine
    @dellayassine 8 лет назад +1535

    Well, it doesn't hurt to watch this review for the sixth time!

  • @liampatrick3110
    @liampatrick3110 2 года назад +113

    "Will, everybody already wants to BE you!"
    THAT sentence aged well :/

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Год назад

      At that moment he wasnt an old cuck so it was still right at that time.

    • @aguywhojustexists
      @aguywhojustexists Год назад

      Aged like fine wine…

    • @el-kiote
      @el-kiote 11 месяцев назад

      🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @teckworks
    @teckworks 8 лет назад +1176

    How can I watch this video if my eyes aren't real?

    • @jebes909090
      @jebes909090 8 лет назад +87

      a newborn baby told me they are. They are the most intelligent beings on this planet after all.

    • @thcollegestudent
      @thcollegestudent 8 лет назад +61

      You wont need eyes where we're going...

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 8 лет назад +31

      Denied

    • @badflamer
      @badflamer 8 лет назад +15

      You find that funny, but it shows your lack of philosophy or perspective. Your eyes actually aren't real, by any acceptable definition of such, The only thing you can be sure about, is the existence of your mind somewhere in the cosmos, the knowledge that somewhere, at sometime, there is something processing the sensation of your existence. Everything else is only a simulation run by said computer, 100% based on sensory imput by what you believe to be your body. However, shoudl something have control of that sensory imput, they could make you believe whatever they wanted you to believe about yourself and the reality around you.
      As far as you know, you could just be a disembodies, mechanical 'brain' on some alien planet, or inside a star, or composed of actual stars, made to run a 'human' simulation and to believe yourself to be a human and living a human life, so that the alien scientists or whatever can gather that data and learn more about us (be we a long extinct species, a far away civilzation they are interested in, or purely a concept for a possible lifeform that they are testing out in a simulation before actually creating). Hell, there may not even be alien scientist to observe you, you could very well be the only mind in the universe, long gone mad from the crushing loneliness, and having created an entire fantasy of life and death and earth and the cosmos, to entertain yourself and keep yourself from a deeper madness
      There is no actual empirical evidence that your body, your eyes, or the very message that you are reading with said eyes exist, That I exist to communicate with you, that you are not irreversibly, undeniably, alone.
      These are all legitimate points of philosophy that has entertained the greatest minds of our species for millennia, and the kind of thoughts that, as an admittedly ineloquent tween, jayden attempted to express through his tweets. Ridiculing this only shows your own ignorance.

    • @badflamer
      @badflamer 8 лет назад +7

      Ladies and gentlemen: Exhibit B

  • @JaceGem
    @JaceGem 8 лет назад +73

    Malcolm is a pretty diverse person... He can be your father, your sister, your brother, your puppy, AND your french vanilla.... What an amazing man. XD

    • @savageshot3723
      @savageshot3723 5 лет назад +6

      This is a strange comment

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 2 года назад +2

      @@savageshot3723 Well, it was a strange line that he referenced.

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 2 года назад +28

    Allow me to point out a character kind of like Cypher Rage *giggles* but done twenty times better: Denzel Washington in Flight! Without saying a word, you knew how much of a veteran pilot this guy was! While hungover, he successfully crash landed a doomed plane, saved the small number of people he could and while his copilot was crying and panicking, he was clearly hiding his fear, but putting on a convincing facade of calmness! It was masterful!

  • @LazyCreepypasta
    @LazyCreepypasta 8 лет назад +289

    I always hated how they gave themselves accents. Why do they have accents? and someone being 100% void of fear is impossible.

    • @Thraim.
      @Thraim. 8 лет назад +9

      As is faster than light space travel. It is part of the science fantasy setting and doesn't need to be put under scrutiny as long as it doesn't contradict itself over the course of the story.

    • @LazyCreepypasta
      @LazyCreepypasta 8 лет назад +9

      AdalRoderick THE FUTURE

    • @aidenrenova9411
      @aidenrenova9411 8 лет назад +3

      Donald trump has no fear

    • @zoock5
      @zoock5 8 лет назад +9

      AJgamersOnline Why would that be impossible? That makes no sense at all, their is literally no reason it would be impossible many things don't feel fear robots and singled celled organisms for example. Also it's happened before (I mean being without fear not controlling it) so I really don't think it's impossible, fear is an emotion, chemicals in the brain cause fear, remove a part of your brain and you have no way to fear anything that's happened a few times one such time was an experimental lobotomy. Also why could someone not control their fear? Weirder things have happened through mutation, of course the reason people don't have this mutation is because fear keeps us alive it, makes us stay away from things that would kill us, without fear the only thing keeping us away from danger is avoiding pain not even fearing it just disliking it.

    • @LazyCreepypasta
      @LazyCreepypasta 8 лет назад +1

      Zoock5 THE FUTURE

  • @michaelramon2411
    @michaelramon2411 8 лет назад +69

    You know, if we had to fight blind alien bears that detect fear, you'd think we could just, you know, build a robot army. Or use tanks. Or helicopters. Or planes. Or artillery. Or guns, like how we'd fight an army of non-blind bears. It doesn't matter if they can smell us if we riddle them with holes before they get into range for their melee-only attacks, right?
    That said, an alien enemy that has say, psychic powers that let them control or wound humans that are feeling fear (or even just that grow stronger from fear) COULD be a cool enemy to face... in a good movie that was actually about the aliens and also neither a celebrity pet project nor a Shyamalan film.
    A film about a man who has sacrificed his ability to feel emotions in order to win a war and can no longer interact well with the rest of humanity could also be a decent film (even combined with the fear aliens idea above). Again, if not a show-off pet project or Shyamalan film.
    Heck, a film about a military guy reduced to nothing but a mission control to a moderately competent but completely untrained and utterly out of their depth civilian struggling through a life-or-death situation could be good. If, not a, well, you know the drill.

    • @Okalani5000
      @Okalani5000 6 лет назад +3

      Or because its blind, just outsmart the damn things x3

    • @savageshot3723
      @savageshot3723 5 лет назад +3

      All 3 of those sound like fantastic film ideas. I really hope they come to fruition.

  • @ananddhanola4623
    @ananddhanola4623 4 года назад +131

    "Everything on this earth has evolved to kill every human"
    Literally throws a rock at the first animal he sees

    • @CadDriftarus
      @CadDriftarus 2 года назад +1

      To be fair, lack of fear equals lack of common sense and logic, which equals throwing a rock at an extremely advanced apex predator-

    • @xBloodxFangx
      @xBloodxFangx 2 года назад +2

      So, Ark: Survival Evolved

  • @drpepperkingcom
    @drpepperkingcom 8 лет назад +41

    You know what I find hilarious: The fact that the DEAD SISTER shows more emotion than anyone else in this movie.

  • @Timmy_Horsenutz
    @Timmy_Horsenutz 8 лет назад +75

    No, No Malcom. Your putting way too much charisma into your Cypher Rage performance. Read it like a chartered account who just got out of a coma and is about to pass out from oxygen deprivation.

  • @greedyelliephant
    @greedyelliephant 6 лет назад +60

    "THats the stupidest thing shamallan has ever written"
    Honestly with Jayden's delivery I bet that he improvised that line

  • @9Godslayer
    @9Godslayer 8 лет назад +228

    Why is it that movies with "Earth" in the title seem to suck?

    • @jake06750
      @jake06750 8 лет назад +49

      Let's see, Battlefield: Earth, the remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still, After Earth; yeah you are right, most of the time a movie with Earth in its title end up sucking.

    • @9Godslayer
      @9Godslayer 8 лет назад +4

      You forgot My Island Earth.

    • @peacevic
      @peacevic 8 лет назад +31

      Does Titan: A.E. count? 'Cause that movie's awesome.

    • @aidenrenova9411
      @aidenrenova9411 8 лет назад +3

      How cats conquered the earth documentary is a pretty good

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 8 лет назад +47

      Ironically except "Earth", which is a pretty good nature documentary.

  • @FuzzyPuppet
    @FuzzyPuppet 8 лет назад +69

    This is without a doubt your best review I've ever seen from you Nostalgia Critic!!!!

  • @TheaterPup
    @TheaterPup 5 лет назад +99

    "This is like being in Karate Kid with no karate in it..." Lol

  • @ShadoTempest
    @ShadoTempest 8 лет назад +106

    Why would something evolve to kill humans in the complete absence of humans? That's like us building weapons solely for the sake of killing dinosaurs.

    • @icemanking9473
      @icemanking9473 6 лет назад +4

      Well birds are technically dinosaurs but I get what you mean.

    • @Okalani5000
      @Okalani5000 6 лет назад +9

      Will smith has the writing skills of a donkey. Even I would have written that "These creatures have never had contact with humans before, so they'll become very defensive to us, try to kill us, as we try to do what we need to do." And instead of just having absolutely no reason at all to truly attack them, I would have said "And they have the sphere of Amphora. It was taken by a sage a long time ago who was supposed to guard it from our enemy faction. However, there was an outbreak of these creatures because those assholes captured some of them and somehow they got loose. One of them swallowed it. Now we must go kill it in order to get it out."
      And then the son would have replied, "Can't we just make it vomit it up? I mean, it's an animal."
      The father would say, "Negative. They can hold it up to a week in their stomachs before it would be rejected because this particular species has a slow digestive track and making them vomit is impossible unless you want to risk getting killed. Besides, this one also killed your sister."
      And at that moment, the son begins to feel as if he wants revenge because he is being an irrational teenager. And the father too is being a total, irrational dickwad. And his wife would not be supportive. Instead, she'd be like "I'm telling you, that's a bad idea. You're gonna get the boy killed just like our daughter (name). Please don't do this."
      And like most men, they never listen to us women so they do it anyways and tells the woman to STFU and they'll do what they want to, even though it's just a testosterone run and they'll end up running away like a scared chicken or dying in the process, while we women would be like looking for a new man once he dies, not feeling sorry that he died because it was his own fault. (But at the same time feeling sad that I lost my husband and it'll still take a long time to heal from it...)
      And then the son spares the creature once he realizes it is in agony from the object, even though it is acting irrationally and trying to kill him. He instead runs like hell, screaming "MOM WAS RIIIIIGHT!" As he is scared as fuck because all teenagers feel more fear than adults do unless they were born like that guy from Rat Race where they cannot show emotions very well. And then shortly after, he smashes his toe on a rock, limping around like "OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK! OW! Dammit!" And then he ducks into a hiding spot so the creature cannot find him. He looks around and finds a rock and throws it and manages to MISTAKENLY bounce it off of trees and the creature goes to investigate.... Does the creature find out it was him? XD There, right there! That is a heart-pounding scene!

    • @Alphaplayer-ft3fd
      @Alphaplayer-ft3fd 6 лет назад

      ian Elieff birds are not dinosaurus

    • @peterjoyfilms
      @peterjoyfilms 5 лет назад

      I assume that they evolved this way before the humans left? I haven't seen the movie only gnus review

    • @marisastoletheprecioussara118
      @marisastoletheprecioussara118 5 лет назад

      @@Okalani5000 so are you feminist?

  • @LisaJosefina1
    @LisaJosefina1 8 лет назад +62

    "My suit's turned black! I like it, but I think it's something bad!"
    xD who in their right mind would even come up with a line like that xD

    • @cauchyhorizon5983
      @cauchyhorizon5983 8 лет назад +4

      Shamalamadingdong woul

    • @shadowjerok
      @shadowjerok 8 лет назад +12

      i mean this guy who had a character say " we need to show the fire nation that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in theirs."

    • @dkamphaus43
      @dkamphaus43 8 лет назад +7

      Probably the same guy who thought it was a good idea to have Mark Wahlberg talk to plants.

    • @adeliciousbutterydong7664
      @adeliciousbutterydong7664 7 лет назад +2

      DENIED

    • @CollinLake
      @CollinLake 7 лет назад +3

      A better line would be: my suit turned black that's pretty cool but that's it

  • @Spuggky45
    @Spuggky45 2 года назад +86

    Will Smith: can everyone please stop talking about the Oscar's?
    Me: Denied! Sit down!

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 2 года назад +2

      **Oscars**

    • @SeanChukwuezi
      @SeanChukwuezi Год назад +2

      Chris bro can't you take a joke
      Will taking a joke denied

  • @devildavin
    @devildavin 8 лет назад +78

    the only character i really felt for in this movie was the mother eagle....

  • @johnalogue9832
    @johnalogue9832 8 лет назад +289

    12:00 It's not a kid-friendly sword, it's a completely smooth handle with no guards so if he tries to stab anything with it he's going to cut up his hands horribly.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +33

      Lazy Veteran It's worse: they apparently can worm travel, yet they can't give this poor handicapped guy a good prosthetic leg!

    • @worldofthought8352
      @worldofthought8352 6 лет назад +23

      +Lazy Veteran That and they clearly have cities built in the background when the family is having a meal, so in the space of a 1000 years of leaving earth, they found a new world, populated enough for cities to be established and prospering. Humans have interstellar transport, laser guns, threat detecting suits! Andhave quarantined zones in space as well as have a once feared alien monster now used as training.
      And these aliens apparently came close to wiping us out because they dropped things that could be taken care of by a drone strike?
      It's not the technological aspect but how much is squashed in, humanity was suppose to be on brink of extinction yet their cities prosper, we travelled the stars and have fleets but a alien race is a threat because they drop essentially dud bio-weapons. And this war happened within commander rage's lifetime, that's a lot to cramp in with no explanation added.

    • @DJTRANCENDENCE
      @DJTRANCENDENCE 6 лет назад +8

      ProbeVoyages AND he has no training with long bladed weapons.......no fencing experience

    • @adamwozniak30
      @adamwozniak30 6 лет назад +7

      The future

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE 6 лет назад +8

      maybe if they used some future space guns instead of sharp pieces of metal, they might do better in this war against monsters that require close range to be effective. Just a thought.

  • @SunnysFilms
    @SunnysFilms 3 года назад +48

    Imagine getting an annual Christmas card from Cypher's family. "MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE RAGES"

  • @jediknight4951
    @jediknight4951 8 лет назад +107

    I'm curious as to why their jumpsuits look like a combination of parts of a HEPA filter and fish-net stockings.
    Oh I forgot. *THE FUTURE*

    • @owengornicki8086
      @owengornicki8086 8 лет назад +2

      Jedi Knight DENIED! SIT DOWN!

    • @michaelramon2411
      @michaelramon2411 8 лет назад +6

      In THE FUTURE, the primary weapons of our space-faring, FTL-capable species will be... bladed sticks.

    • @johnalogue9832
      @johnalogue9832 8 лет назад +1

      They used to think we'd wear some weird crap by now back in the 50's.

  • @hypetia1145
    @hypetia1145 8 лет назад +92

    2:50 Dat narration though. What is his accent supposed to be? It literally sounds like an American doing a joke British accent.

    • @monkekun3033
      @monkekun3033 6 лет назад +14

      Hypetia it sounds more like a bad southern American accent

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 5 лет назад +5

      It's really aahtstanding

    • @arachnesakura9375
      @arachnesakura9375 5 лет назад +2

      it sounds like a bad British accent attempting a southern accent

    • @AzLolFun
      @AzLolFun 5 лет назад +5

      It sounds like someone trying to imitate every accent in existence at once

    • @michellea221
      @michellea221 4 года назад

      He literally sounded like a robot like I-

  • @Nekucloud
    @Nekucloud 5 лет назад +49

    Will Smith turned down Django Unchained FOR THIS!?🙄

    • @EmptyAltruism
      @EmptyAltruism 4 года назад +7

      Cant blame him, he probably had "wild wild west" flashbacks reading the script. So he went with MIB instead....

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 года назад +10

      I think Jaime Foxx would've been better anyway

    • @1997residente
      @1997residente 3 года назад +1

      Will wanted Django to be more romantic. Besides, he was more interested on turning his son a star than making a competent film.

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 3 года назад

      Wait, what? Now I'm really disappointed. 😭💔

  • @DerBear108
    @DerBear108 7 лет назад +63

    The Navi joke at 21:57 is priceless 😂

  • @allicat4743
    @allicat4743 7 лет назад +107

    Me: oh dear
    he certainly seems to hate this.
    CAN I PLEASE NOT WATCH IT
    family pays for tickets* Family: DENIED
    Me: PHACK

  • @jaredgagnon7342
    @jaredgagnon7342 5 лет назад +74

    🎶"Why does everybody keep on hiring me? All of my work is sh*t."🎶
    -M. Night Shyamalan

  • @thesuntitan
    @thesuntitan 7 лет назад +181

    I want more Puppet Critic

  • @asher8754
    @asher8754 7 лет назад +50

    I cared so little for the human characters that I was more emotional invested in the fucking birds.

    • @anirudhviswanathan3986
      @anirudhviswanathan3986 7 лет назад +7

      Asher
      Says a lot when the biggest emotional moment in the film was the scene with the CGI birds. Non-existent creatures have more emotion than everything on screen that WAS actually there.

    • @oliviamorales9406
      @oliviamorales9406 3 года назад +3

      Honestly, same here

    • @TheKabuto90
      @TheKabuto90 3 года назад +3

      Say what you will but that scene with the birds was genuinely heartbreaking, thus making the complete lack of any investment in the rest of the movie that much more terrible.

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 3 года назад +1

      I did at least believe they were birds.

  • @vwgames49
    @vwgames49 4 года назад +44

    Here’s a question. If the Ursa smell the pheromones we secrete when we are afraid, why don’t they wear suits that keep the pheromones from getting into the air?
    Considering the fact that we have hazmat suits today to keep out radiation, airtight suits are not much of a stretch

    • @gabrielrognon6238
      @gabrielrognon6238 4 года назад +11

      even today I'm guessing astronaut suit would be airtight.
      plus as other said before, just using remote guided robot and drone would largely do the trick

  • @King_of_Gamers2099
    @King_of_Gamers2099 3 года назад +25

    The name “Cypher Rage” sounds like something a child would call himself in an MMO RPG to seem badass

  • @phousefilms
    @phousefilms 7 лет назад +272

    "NO DaaAAAaddD!"

  • @wantsomespaghetti6359
    @wantsomespaghetti6359 7 лет назад +315

    If will smith was a gps
    Me: "whe're is the nearest mcdonalds"
    GPS: "DENIED!"

    • @SirKirk2000
      @SirKirk2000 6 лет назад +21

      Want some Spaghetti! SIT DOWN

    • @drops2cents260
      @drops2cents260 6 лет назад +16

      +Want some Spaghetti!
      I think you forgot the rest of the dialogue:
      GPS: "DENIED! Kale is much healthier for you, so SIT DOWN and dig in!" *GPS points you to the next vegan restaurant*

    • @little200bro7
      @little200bro7 6 лет назад +10

      Want some Spaghetti! You don't have your seat belt on and you lean through the window
      GPS:SIT DOWN

    • @uglyguy2519
      @uglyguy2519 4 года назад +1

      *Me:* Will Smith GPS, take me and my friends to New Jersey.
      *GPS:* So I guess we're some kind of Suicide Squad...

    • @ryanblack3686
      @ryanblack3686 4 года назад

      Just because the movie never used apostrophes doesn't mean you need to use them incorrectly... "whe're"

  • @gabereynolds1299
    @gabereynolds1299 8 лет назад +194

    Jayden got effected by the Shamalizing

  • @CaptainPupu
    @CaptainPupu 6 лет назад +54

    "Then how about this one ?
    2 eggs, a cup of sugar, a half cup of butter"
    I died out of laughter lol xddd

    • @TheTimplatte
      @TheTimplatte 4 года назад +2

      It’s his delivery of “That’s a recipe for cake” that SLAYS me every time. My side hurts 😂😂😂😂

  • @reizak8966
    @reizak8966 4 года назад +16

    Actually, the bit with the birds is the only emotionally impactful scene in the entire film. The bird had never seen a human before, but thought the small flying thing was either one of her children or an orphaned bird, and took it under her wing, so to speak. When her other children are killed, she gives her life to save the last one.
    Too bad all the writing undermines this emotion subplot.

  • @Dendalus84
    @Dendalus84 8 лет назад +28

    I am a little surprised you didn't bring up the fact that when when his sister was being killed and he was inside the bubble that the Ursor couldn't smell his fear. Then why not make there homes our battle armor out of that stuff so that nobody could be smelled by the Ursors. These thing smell our fear and we have the means to protect ourselves from them.....but our flowers need a safe place to...hmmmmm.

  • @Markimark151
    @Markimark151 8 лет назад +53

    This movie was so bad it's funny, we laughed hard in the theater when we saw it, we saw it because of Will Smith. My cousin laughed his ass off.

  • @Armadio21
    @Armadio21 6 лет назад +18

    I’ll make this one defense of the movie: I think the idea of the “DENIED!” scene was to show how pissed off Will Smith’s character was. He was so mad that his control of his emotions slipped.
    It’s still really dumb.

  • @lachlankerr5448
    @lachlankerr5448 8 лет назад +75

    How can this film be real when our eyes aren't real?

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 8 лет назад +1

      What is real? How do you define real?

    • @PrinceFlashmo
      @PrinceFlashmo 8 лет назад

      DarthRushy What is light where is laughter

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957
    @PassTheMarmalade1957 6 лет назад +47

    The whole idea of having to overcome fear in order to defeat an alien that senses fear is pretty interesting. Two small problems...
    1.) The movie seems to think that not feeling fear means not feeling any emotion at all.
    2.) It seems pretty fucking logical to be afraid of an alien that was specifically engineered to kill you. Being *brave* in the presence of that alien - not letting your fear get in the way - that's pretty badass, but physically feeling no fear at all would mean you were either dead or stupid.

  • @simonster-9094
    @simonster-9094 7 лет назад +49

    Yet, another movie that could have been so cool but they screwed it up.

  • @spluff5
    @spluff5 8 лет назад +106

    I have to say, the 2014 intro is my favourite by far.

    • @michaelpatton3477
      @michaelpatton3477 8 лет назад +5

      Spluff5 I like a lot of it, but was glad that they let us hear the music in later ones.

    • @AnAmericanMusician
      @AnAmericanMusician 8 лет назад +1

      Spluff5 It's pretty wild isn't it.

    • @sickcxnt9444
      @sickcxnt9444 8 лет назад +3

      Mine's the 2015 one (or the current)

    • @paulrodriguez3757
      @paulrodriguez3757 8 лет назад

      i just like it because of critics laugh

    • @scarlettbandit2803
      @scarlettbandit2803 8 лет назад

      Current because of Macho Man Randy Savage tbh

  • @k-trashradio5163
    @k-trashradio5163 2 года назад +51

    hard to believe both this movie and review is almost ten years old now, but whos here after the 2022 Oscars?

    • @aa-ze5cz
      @aa-ze5cz 2 года назад +5

      lol Will tarnished his legacy so bad. Every Will Smith movie anyone watches now where he deals with an antagonist is just going to scream, "SLAP HIM!"
      What a way to ruin your entire legacy... acting like a drunk lunatic. Will "THE SLAP" Smith. LMAO... one of the biggest F ups in Hollywood. And HOLY shit, let the roasting begin. EVERY comedian and so many people are going to use this as ammo. The LAST thing you want to do when someone makes a HARMLESS joke (Rock didn't even know of her condition) is overreact like this. It just makes the 'schoolyard' laugh that much harder.

  • @Dylan03917
    @Dylan03917 7 лет назад +32

    Awkward watching this now that Hefner is dead... awkward for me because I am more jealous of him now than ever.

  • @Mr.Tahkos
    @Mr.Tahkos 8 лет назад +142

    Still don't get why they wouldn't just use a goddamn plane or a tank to kill the "Ursa"

    • @bartomiejkumor9375
      @bartomiejkumor9375 8 лет назад +71

      Simple, the Ursa are so powerful that even the computers in future vehicles are afraid of them.
      If you want a better explanation, then you will be denied and told to sit down.

    • @luisalmanza119
      @luisalmanza119 8 лет назад +11

      I may be one of the few people who read the book and thus knows this, but the reason is that apparently the Ursa's skin is so extremely thick and generates so fast no fire arms can pierce it. The only reason a cutlass can is because this is a "futuristic cutlass" that is one molecule thick at the tip, making it extremely sharp and easy to kill Ursa with it.

    • @Mr.Tahkos
      @Mr.Tahkos 8 лет назад +27

      Luis Almanza then make cutlass missiles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @luisalmanza119
      @luisalmanza119 8 лет назад +4

      Tahkozz bruh jajajajajajajjajaja

    • @sintanan469
      @sintanan469 8 лет назад +19

      Luis Almanza
      So the cutlass rips off the monoblades from Warhammer 40k. Future people should do what the Empire of Man does then. Monomolecular tips on rocket-propelled explosive rounds. Pierces the enemy's tough hide and explodes inside the soft fleshy bits. Gun trumps knife.

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 7 лет назад +29

    What I found frustrating about the movie is that hadn't they explained the setting, the movie would make a lot more sense.
    I mean, hadn't they explained aliens driving humans from Earth, engineering Ursa and ghosten, I would have just assumed they crashed on a random planet and a lot of plotholes would have been averted. All it accomplishes is set up a boss fight in the end, which the movie did not need.

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 7 лет назад +54

    Seeing a NC-review about a bad movie is so entertaining that i always kind a wish they put more bad movies out so there can be more reviews.

  • @ByeByeDeadName
    @ByeByeDeadName 8 лет назад +28

    17:55 - 18:04 "I'm not a cow! You're the cow! I'm not a cow!"

  • @tayqrow3098
    @tayqrow3098 8 лет назад +310

    Can I go to my room sir?

  • @gishathosaurus6828
    @gishathosaurus6828 7 лет назад +23

    "DENIED!"
    Man, Malcolm is such a great inclusion in TGWTG.

  • @RumbleDelta
    @RumbleDelta 8 лет назад +229

    A side note, "Ursa" is Latin for bear... not alien.... Just another example of how stupid this is.

    • @BlueZeroThree
      @BlueZeroThree 8 лет назад +14

      Rumble Delta I'll rematch RWBY with this in mind

    • @chadcastagana9181
      @chadcastagana9181 6 лет назад +27

      The original idea for this film was a story by Smith about being trapped in the forrest after a crash, the son seeks help, and has to fight off a BEAR

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 6 лет назад +1

      I thought it was ursus? Like Ursus Minor.

    • @Michae89
      @Michae89 6 лет назад +17

      Nope, it's Ursa Minor.

    • @LEO97kon3
      @LEO97kon3 6 лет назад

      The word Ursa does not exist in the latin language!
      Ursus is latin for bear!

  • @neonknights
    @neonknights 6 лет назад +75

    Remember when Newsweek claimed Shyamalan is "the next Spielberg"?

    • @alexparikh7866
      @alexparikh7866 4 года назад +3

      Yeah what the hell was that all about?

    • @matthewhogberg5910
      @matthewhogberg5910 4 года назад +3

      neonknights I remember... boy did that not age well.

    • @ashyslashy22
      @ashyslashy22 4 года назад +5

      To be fair that was on the heels of The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, and Signs.

    • @sirpaul7000
      @sirpaul7000 4 года назад

      This is what happens when you sniff your own farts too close and your head gets stuck up your ass

    • @KenHSr
      @KenHSr 4 года назад

      It did?

  • @dewayner5388
    @dewayner5388 7 лет назад +237

    I feel like everybody just missed the greatest NC joke ever:
    "Nepotism." "Heh. Right?"

    • @TheDerkus
      @TheDerkus 6 лет назад +25

      It's okay, we didn't miss it!

    • @dpop0923
      @dpop0923 6 лет назад +3

      Where?

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE 6 лет назад +9

      because you think you're the only one that is smart enough to know what nepotism means?

    • @samuelsolomon7330
      @samuelsolomon7330 6 лет назад +15

      I'm a dinosaur.

    • @xdestoryer6668
      @xdestoryer6668 6 лет назад +12

      DENIED SIT DOWN

  • @harrisonjones280
    @harrisonjones280 7 лет назад +45

    I lost it at every DENIED joke lol

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 5 лет назад +12

    I get the feeling this movie was a game of chicken between Will and Jadan.
    J:"I want to be a serious actor, I won't star in a vanity project you make for me!"
    W: "you are my son, and will be in my movie!"
    J: "fine, but I won't act in it!"
    W: "Have it your way!"

  • @whyherewhynow7418
    @whyherewhynow7418 3 года назад +8

    “Cypher Rage” sounds like a D-list transformer from the 80’s. Cue commercial: “AND CYPHER RAGE TURNS INTO A COMPUTER TERMINAL SO YOU CAN SEND SECRET MESSAGES TO YOUR FELLOW DECEPTICONS!”

  • @Madway
    @Madway 8 лет назад +36

    I can't wait for the future. To be able to pointlessly wave my hand in front of shapes.... such a dream come true.

  • @TheTsugnawmi2010
    @TheTsugnawmi2010 8 лет назад +234

    Damn it! This movie WILL be reviewed, Hollywood! The Review Must Go On!
    #WTFU

  • @cadewatson3009
    @cadewatson3009 7 лет назад +41

    *DENIED**SIT**DOWN*

  • @joewilenzik9119
    @joewilenzik9119 8 лет назад +19

    Shamylon: Why does everyone keep on hiring me? All of my work is shiit!

  • @jimmyjim170
    @jimmyjim170 7 лет назад +5

    @ 6:14
    I believe it was Mike Nelson who said "You know, just because it's futuristic doesn't make it practical"

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 9 месяцев назад +3

    20:34 Don't wanna be that person, this isn't that hard to believe. Although rare, there have been cases where mothers would lose their young, then go on to protect other infants that they may come across. It's most likely that the bird's maternal instincts were still active, and it saw him as a child to take care of. So, no. This isn't nonsensical.

  • @jbvader721
    @jbvader721 7 лет назад +54

    Jesus Christ! Will Smith in "Suicide Squad" was more emotional and had better dialogue than in this sh**!

    • @jasonom8984
      @jasonom8984 7 лет назад +5

      jbvader721 will smith was the best thing in suicide squad

    • @EmptyAltruism
      @EmptyAltruism 4 года назад +1

      @@jasonom8984 DENIED! You meant Margot Robbie...

    • @jasonom8984
      @jasonom8984 4 года назад

      @@EmptyAltruism you mean Margot Robbies ass

    • @EmptyAltruism
      @EmptyAltruism 4 года назад

      @@jasonom8984 also yes

    • @jasonom8984
      @jasonom8984 4 года назад +1

      @@EmptyAltruism to be fair it was a nice ass

  • @filivriman
    @filivriman 8 лет назад +5

    20:05
    Critic: In Chicago we call that thursday.
    Me: In Finland we call that every day of the year, no matter the season!

  • @azathoth2075
    @azathoth2075 7 лет назад +57

    "DENIED!!!!"

  • @jamcalx
    @jamcalx 8 лет назад +75

    I think Will Smith actually said this film was the first time he felt like he had personally failed when before he felt like he was too big to fail. it basically served as a check on his own ego to make a review his own acting ability and what he could and couldn't do, becoming a very teachable moment for him.

    • @KonEl-BlackZero
      @KonEl-BlackZero 8 лет назад +3

      I dont know... looks like he asked for millons for beign in ID2 and tried to force once again his talentless son in the movie.

    • @badflamer
      @badflamer 8 лет назад +15

      I'd hardly call jaden tallentless. His performances in both pursuit of happiness and karate kid were enjoyable.
      He's not oscar-material by any means, but he's also a kid in an industry notorious for having legitimately tallentless tweens who can't actually act as much as play the same role over and over again (lookin at you, Disney). Seeing him give an actual effort, even when it doesn't go through too hot like in this movie, is to me a breath of fresh air and I personally feel like he's likely to just get better and better as he ages.

    • @mf_dva
      @mf_dva 8 лет назад +7

      badflamer Haven't seen Karate kid but all he had to do in Pursuit of was deliver lines as a cute kid.

    • @badflamer
      @badflamer 8 лет назад +1

      Eric Hardeman
      which plenty of 5 year olds can't do properly or stay in character to save their lives. Like i said, the kid isn't oscar material. He's just consistently proven to be at least slightly more competent as an actor than a significant number of his peers of the same age in this business.

    • @apexoftheworld6927
      @apexoftheworld6927 8 лет назад

      what about wild wild west

  • @farrex0
    @farrex0 8 лет назад +14

    I guess that is the highest type of compliment you can give M. Night Shyamalan, "Well I guess it is not as bad as the others"

  • @fleetadmiralauto6506
    @fleetadmiralauto6506 3 года назад +5

    Honestly, Cypher Rage could be a neat name for like a hacker or a cyborg bounty hunter, but for still like a side character or something

  • @nitromagilou597
    @nitromagilou597 8 лет назад +42

    Now, this is a story all about how my life got turned upside down...

    • @BlueZeroThree
      @BlueZeroThree 8 лет назад +12

      Matthew Cool DENIED!

    • @kappapond
      @kappapond 6 лет назад +2

      Danny Mendez
      I'll tell you how humans have been gone for 1000 years

  • @logancoleman3915
    @logancoleman3915 8 лет назад +35

    Jaden sounds like Eric Cartman.

  • @casualcyberguy1314
    @casualcyberguy1314 6 лет назад +41

    I tried to like but I was DENIED

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 5 лет назад +3

      That's because the like button is not real because our eyes aren't real

    • @twisterman4184
      @twisterman4184 4 года назад +3

      SIT DOWN

  • @anirudhviswanathan3986
    @anirudhviswanathan3986 7 лет назад +27

    "And that ansaa, came in the form... of the Prime Commander SAPHA RAGE!!"