Planet of the Apes (Sony Playstation) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
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- Опубликовано: 3 июл 2017
- While clearing up his game room and getting stranded on another planet, the Nerd questions why a bad game has trashed a particularly good classic movie, when he reviews Planet of the Apes for the PlayStation. This is Angry Videogame Nerd episode 146.
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"The worst sign of bad controls is when you have trouble doing something that would actually be easier in real life"
Some damn wise statement if you ask me.
this is true lol
That's nice to know about bad crontrols. Now what about bad controls? :P
Strykon the moment I was looking through the comments he said that at the right time
+Chris Marek Dammit
I love the callback to the fact that AVGN actually enjoyed the "Bible Buffet" game.
Mc Lovin neat
"Bible Buffet" is a good unlicensed game. It has a board game kinda like "Anticipation" and stages are good. I used to played it on my emulator.
MTN Productions its "spiritual successor" (no pun intended i think...) is spiritual warfare and its actually... *good.*
"He's the Angry...Video game Ner---"
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Lol.
Lol
One of the funniest beginnings to a AVGN episode
They can’t just be thrown away. They can’t just be destroyed.
They need to go into space BECAUSE I DON’T EVEN WHANT TO LIVE ON THE SAME PLANET WHERE ANY CHARRED REMAINS OF THESE FILTHY DUNG HEAPS RESIDE?!
@@tweetsietom7376 You can cuss on the internet tommy
@@tweetsietom7376 Why Do You Type Like This
When nerd collapsed in Washington I really thought Pepsi Man was going to be president
southbeachtalent we all did PEPSI MAN
Pepsiman is the current president :D
No way. I knew it was jekyl based off the Lincoln monument and his unwavering hatred of the game
@@berbobloo No Pepsi Man's the current President pandering to Winnie the Pooh.
Ghosts n Goblins: "GET THE KNIFE"
Planet of the Apes: "DON'T GET THE KNIFE"
Friday the 13th "GET THE KNIFE!"
give him the stick, DONT GIVE THE STICK...
LOL
Joe Smith are you our dad??
Castlevania: Don't get the knife.
"I'm gonna throw out all my shitty games!"
*holds onto Bible Buffet*
g33k_ d4sh is that a good game?
Didn't you see his Bible Games Special?
He said he kinda liked it even though it's definitely weird as fuck
actually i think he ended up playing that game with pat the nes punk in a series of nes board games and they actually had a bit of fun with it, because the game they were intending to play battleship for the nes was only one player
No it doesn't
The most impressive thing to me is how AVGN seems to own thousands of games, including a lot of rare ones in what appear to be original boxes. Throw in all of the vintage consoles and I'd wager that collection is probably 10s of thousands
It depends, not all games are in perfect condition but they do work
@@facundomoralesdiorio3802 wow way to contribute.
whats also impressive is he kept bible buffet
James Rolfe is a millionaire.
@@michaelrapaport4494 now he is, but back when the show started, and RUclips really wasn’t paying people anything it’s amazing that he amassed such a collection before he really made money
Damn this guy actually has done a hell lot of work with his spaceship and monkey scene. Most youtubers would not push it this far. Keep up mate, you have our support! =)
proof that james is better than doug
I didnt see his videos in my recommendation in years i wonder what he is doing nowadays
Both James and Doug make shlock only difference is James makes purposely cheesy schlock with effort and is basically a homage to B Movies and Doug makes actual braindead schlock
@@sneakysnake7695 Doug who?
@@ryhanzfx1641 Doug Walker, the Nostalgia Critic
Ghosts n Goblins
AVGN Tip #1: "Get the knife"
Planet of the Apes
AVGN Tip #1: "Don't get the knife"
Okay. Got it
This made me laugh so hard!
LOL that really made me laugh :D
Get the knife in Ghosts 'n' Goblins, but don't get the knife in Apes 'n' Astronauts.
Friday the 13th
AVGN Tip #1 "Get the knife" :P
ABR11hour Makes sense to me
This game came out in 2001. You know what else came out that same year? Final Fantasy X, Metal Gear Solid 2, Jak and Daxter, and Halo: Combat Evolved.
Let that sink in.
And *GRAND* *THEFT* *AUTO* *III*
Sonic Adventure 2 aswell.
The fact it was a movie adaptation that also came out on GBA is all one needs to know.
David Nash Spider-Man 2
Sam Vimes And Super Smash Bros. Melee
9:22 one of my favorite Nerd quotes ever, always cracks me up
I remember when this episode was new, how is it five years ago now? 😅
"Don't get the knife, don't get the knife, don't get the knife."
Ghosts and Goblins: "Get the knife, get the knife, get the knife."
The Don't get the knife part is good with Castlevania too.
You want to cut steak with a plastic spoon? No, get the knife.
@@power-bulborb-6476 Unless it's Richter, actually using it.
And use it on Galamoth making the damn thing useful for once in Richter mode. Knives to the head people! So yeah, Only get the knife for that and please...Get the Holy Water and HYDRO STORM!
that's what I thought
"The worst sign of bad controls is when you have trouble doing something that would actually be easier to do in real life."
This. A thousand times this. When you're playing as a hero in a game, everything should be either easier or the same. More stamina than my real self. Better fighting skills. I don't want to trade that in for walking ability, though.
That's a great way to put it succinctly. Useful for game developers to keep in mind.
Tom Haflinger yep
You couldn't pull backflips and speed slashes in real life
Pressing R2 and X remind me of the Batman forever game on Snes.. LMAO!!
sure, but not too easy like the streamlined AAA games.
This game wasn't based on the remake, it was just being released around the same time as the remake. It's actually based on the novel, which is why characters like Zira and Zaius are in it.
Wow. The ending made more sense than the one in the 2001 reboot. That's pretty sad when an internet reviewer can write a better story than the Hollywood professionals
Meta Ray the remake actually took its ending from the book (except the Aperaham Lincoln statue)
And an angry one at that
Ape Lincoln was the greatest ending of all time
To be fair. James (the nerd) is a filmmaker too.
That’s, why they’re *HOLLYWOOD* ”professionals”.
I just have one thing to say to the nerd........"Where did you learn to fly?"
The Rare Nintenduo Where did you learn to not get a reference?!
oh man, when he hit the asteroid...it would've been perfect to have heard that!!
exactly what I was thinking
Obviously from playing Top Gun
bluescluessuperagent on Uranus
Cheesy special effects.
Epic movie references.
Very creative ideas in the ending.
Now THAT, is a fantastic episode !
as if its like they took it from AVGN movie, and made it a series
..... what? happened a lot before, only here it was better than most others
alphapolimeris was the ending scene at the statue a reference to some movie?
Most of the ending (and video actually) draws a parallel with other planet of the apes movies, yes. Which one is the statue taken from ? I admit I am a bit fuzzy on that. I '' think '' it's from the remake the playstation game is taken from.
Its not a creative ending is a homage to the original ending of the movie.
The ending is not creative, but the shots in are. E.T. Piz tower and superman wheel were hilarious.
One of my favourite reviews to date.
Oh hi
Mine as well
Also clap clap sound effects when they walk
The ending is a parody masterpiece.
its why this series is still happening
Dear god...
I can't help but wonder what this game would be like on one of your corruption streams.
vinesauce Binyot!
vinesauce where
y u here with babi gaimz and not playin shut gaems
Heyy it's Vinny
As soon as he crashed at the Lincoln Memorial I was thinking "Please be Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde". You never disappoint, Nerd.
9:23 Can I get through this game without being a hazard to myself? Very funny moment in this episode.
It takes something special to stay this funny for 10+ years. Seriously, I laugh my ass off at every episode. Keep going nerd! ♥️👍🏻
Ikr 😂
"The camera angles--oh boy, we've been here before. You already know the deal, and the deal keeps getting worse all the time." That line killed me
Tron legacy
its star wars you fucking idiot not tron
No. Tron legacy.
Epic Star Wars reference. Made me smash the like button ASAP.
"All im trying to do is climb a ladder"
Somebody's never played a Valve game
Goose McBruce true
Goose McBruce fucken A. I recently played through HL1 and the ladders pissed me off more than anything else.
The only good ladder in Half Life is the one just before the security guard who will open a gate for you if you kill the zombie behind him.
Climb up while holding A or D to climb up even faster.
"Valve logic"
Goose McBruce The ladders in Half Life 1 make me want to fucking die
5:50 LMFAO!!!! He’s right how can you block a knife!?!?!!
"What is this!? King Kung Fu? ". I'm dying 😂 lmao
The ending is world class.
SopranoPictures Yep, the ending is weird. Traveling to LJN Wood, the Virtual Boy on top of the Eiffel Tower, a billboard for "Big Rigs" and ends with a skull from an Abraham Lincoln statue. If Robin Leach would come out of his grave, he will do "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous" where he can travel to LJN Wood and visit the world of LJN.
Robin Leach is still alive and he would definitely visit LJN wood and visit LJN's world!!!!!
Was very clever. I'd love a shitty low budget movie like he did in this video...apes etc.
SopranoPictures agreed. 💯💯💯
SopranoPictures did u see the AVGN movie?
He's the angry...video game...FUCK 0:05
Ground Gladiator Yes
I think my favorite thing in this whole video is that James kept Bible Buffet. A masterpiece.
3:31 that Monty Python reference was absolute gold.
I thought Abraham Lincoln was gonna be Fred Fuchs
I thought it would be the Nerd.
I've thought it would be Diddy Kong!
I thought it would be super mecha death christ
I thought so too, but then again I'm not disappointed.
I thought it would be Bugs fucking Bunny!
*Planet of the Ass*
Munky fuck.
I've come to bargain.
Dormammu Nice, a planet with millions of sweet, tight and cute asses
Fsi gieoclf
DORMAMMU, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!
10:31 "Somebody come in and watch me die!"
😂😂😂
9:04 is the truest expression I feel at least once everyday of my life
AVGN episodes: quality > quantity
"That's our lesson here."
The Sonic 06 episode will forever be my favorite
This one was great though
HAHAHAHHAHAH!!! You're serious arent you?
maybe we could get more episodes if nerd starts to review 2000's era games? they're pretty old by now, and fresh material might be inspiring for more episodes
"the only planet this game is from is Uranus". lol good one
Vilajeet Samom Oh, wow, you found the joke!
*I know I should have turned left on Uranus*
"Oh my god, I was wrong! It was Earth all along!"
"They finally made a monkey out of meeeee." :p
Stuck in my head now, thanks a lot!
5:55 sounds like the exact opposite of ghosts and goblins
Pretty much
"I've got three tips:
1. Don't get the knife.
2. Don't get the knife.
3. Don't get the knife!"
Amazing self-reference.
That must be from the "Ghosts 'N Goblins" episode.
Best reference ever!
A Player 69 it was the complete opposite of what he said about the knife being essential in the Friday The 13th episode. That game you needed it, but forget about getting this useless knife in the Planet of the Apes game- it is just as useless as the rock in Friday The 13th.
I was chuckling to myself going "Get the Knife."
I was expecting him to say "Did I mention don't get the knife" like that GnB episode
My 3 tips for this game are
1. Don't play the game
2. Don't play the game
3. Don't play the game
The third tip was unexpected
Kenny Argus So....do I play the game??
jarlfenrir Instructions unclear, jumped off the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Of July, Gallery?
lol
9:05 I love it when The Nerd reacts like that and just doesn’t say anything
10:41 one of my favorite AVGN moments. 😂😂😂
The reason why PS1 games have that weird texture warping is because it wasn't a 3d console. Sure the PS1 could handle 3d geometry, but it didn't RENDER in 3d. It took the polygons of 3d models and projected them onto a 2d screen space. It then performed linear interpolation on the texture coordinates. This technique is called "Affine Texture Mapping". It is very much like "mode 7" graphics on the SNES, but with polygons instead of 2d backgrounds.
Nightshade Well that explains why i even find texture warping in Doom and Doom 2 for Gameboy Advance. It also being a 32 bit system.
that's interesting, because I can think of several PS1 games (e.g. the Spyro trilogy) that worked fairly well in 3D
very interesting
Nightshade I definitely knew that
Never knew this. Always wondered why ps1 games looked distorted. Was n64 a 3d console?
"It's only....2002 I guess they haven't invented steady walls yet" LOL I fuckin died
Well, what about circles? They're still here at least.
You will be missed.
2:43 I LOVE this kind of pun
This is such a gem of an episode. Love the special effects and love the writing
yeah, there's Wi-Fi on this planet. lmao
I spat my drink at the "LJN WOOD" sign.
DwayneHicks426 might be as well called that way these days
Dragonfury3000 also called Ho-re-bwoot (drums)
Well yeah the movies are 👻 Buster's 2016, oceans 8, Star Wars, and Terminator.
@@Dragonfury3000 SJWWood
The super man through rings one got me ☠️
When the furnace blew up...and killed him.. LOL that killed me
12:05 (crashes ship after seeing many bad games in new prominence) = Missed opportunity to slip in a 'Where did you learn to fly?'
If anyone is interested the walls are moving because the ps1 processor was based in integer arithmetic instead of floating point, so they could not represent numbers with a point! So every time the player sees something in an angle that should have one the number rounds up to the nearest integer, that's why movement is so strange in ps1 games or why sometimes static things appear to move
I would just like to say I appreciate this information. I recall Tenchu having the same issue,
Everyone vote this up so the nerd sees it. Came here to say the same thing. ALL PSX games did this.
I remember seeing this a lot in Croc and Croc 2.
Because it's present in ALL PSX games. There was is no way around it.
PropellerBusted not true
This is one of the Cleverest Nerd Episodes I have ever seen. Good Work with the Props!
Pffffffft No. It's....okay. But just because he threw a few callbacks, doesnt make it good.
Mischievous Yroo its good m8
8:32 "L1 isn't even used!?"
😄😄😄
The video is better than the game.
Truer words have never been spoken lol
Not a tricky task my friend
And the movie.
This game is good 😤
That's kind of the point of every AVGN video
3:30 Those cocunuts were carried by an African swallow during migration.
Coconuts on a weird planet? ALIENS!
African swallows are non-migratory !
MattRevs "how can a 3 ounce bird carry a 5 lbs coconut"?
I chuckled at "You Maniacs! You fucked it up!"...
I laughed at "LJN Wood"...
But at Superman flying through the Ferris Wheel ring... I stood up & slow-clapped, a single bittersweet tear rolling down my cheek.
now that you mention it, I get it!! flying through rings XD...I kinda shut out Superman related games.
I wish I could erase the memory of Superman 64. unfortunately, all the shrinks say it's not healthy to suppress a past rape.
The Dork Knight No, you didn't.
The Superman gag was definitely the best one.
U now have 300 subs thanks to me
Me: *picks up food from floor in 2.96 seconds*
Bacteria: 9:06
6:00 king Kung fu
And that is why AVGN is the king of the internet.
Ice Man No, that'd be Pewdiepie.
Arinator MK2 NO! NONE OF THAT! SHAME ON YOU!
Without AVGN, would we even have Pewdiepie? Or any of the other popular gaming channels?
I just reported you, Arinator MK2
Arinator MK2 get the fuck outta here
Still love this fuckin' series. :) I don't mind if you drop episodes rarely, just never stop doing it! AVGN is timeless. :)
KysterPSY he uploads avgn every 3 months
Alfredo Rivera Now we have an exception.
This episode is deeply underrated
I love how he's in different locations now besides his room. I like more variety
The moving walls glitch is something that PS1 games suffer from but it's usually not that bad.
it is fault of ps1 hw and how it proces polygons
oldenvye6432 it’s funny because roblox has the same problem but with the terrain
That's where RE games shine. They used pre rendered backgrounds.
Yeah it's surprising he didn't seem to know that, I never had or even touched a PS1 and know that was a thing with many games
It happens in Alien Trilogy.
The jittery walls was a quirk with the PS1 itself, not the game, which developers frequently had to work around. But missing textures on the other hand...
I love how me pulled out Bible Buffet and was like “ehh, okay” and put it back.
Don’t watch AVGN while drinking or eating TRUST ME DON’T do it I’VE TRIED IT sneeze out hot soup 😤
Done it many times and I came out just fine
gotta love the reference to his ghost'n'goblins review. ^^
Don't get the knife!
James should continue doing PS1 games. Plenty of shitty games who haven't aged well there.
Aaron N agree! many nes games even look better:)
Agreed
It has a lot of shit because the system was so popular, same with many consoles really.
+A2Z83 Yep. 3D game design had to go through some awful growing pains to get where we are now. That era definitely included the PS1. Even though I love the PS1 library for its eclectic releases (I LOVE PS1 JRPGs) many of those titles don't hold up. I can usually look past the flaws of the era though. However, for every Metal Gear Solid, there is a truckload of shite standing in its wake.
VixXstazosJOB i alway find that games that don't try to look realistic offten times age better
6:45 and the zoom in to the character as he says "such a simple thing you can take for granted". I don't know why, but that part made me spit out my drink XD
The best moments Nerd from old school keep going brotha
Boy, I sure love watching me some Angry Video Game Fuck.
The ending was legendary, thank you so much James!!!!
"Oh Shit!" is still the greatest thing to say when something unpredicted is about to happen.
8:58 when the explosion happens. Player falls backwards and not forwards. The death of the character is priceless with a simple breath of.. ahh..
At the end, I was half expecting Ape-raham Lincoln.
Zak Saturday or Killer Kong
that would of just been the ending of the actual movie
Would HAVE*
Abradolf Lincler?
Zak Saturday yeah..but no...DOES THAT MEAN THAT DR.JEKYL AND MR. HYDE IS BACK!!??
The ending should've been the plot for the AVGN movie to be honest
The_Echo most underrated comment
Maybe he can use this plot for a sequel.
I have no idea how you were invisioning that, but when I read what you wrote, I tried to imagine how that would work out.
The image that sprang to mind was of The Nerd reaching the top of the stairs of the Lincoln Memorial, looking up at it with a look of bewildered horror on his face,; And then when the image pans around so the audience can see the object of his apparent shock and discust, we see that instead of Abraham Lincoln sitting at the throne...
It's a statue of Cooper Folly.
:O
nnNNNNNOOOOOOOOOooOOoooOooo!!!...
TheBlueLink3 he said he won't do another avgn movie
Somebody hire this person
9:48 *manual of HOME IMPROVEMENT* case closed
One of the best. Rewatched a couple times. I really wish there was more AVGN content.
These videos got me through school and growing up. Years later it still does ☺️thank you
The tumbnail IS an epic même 10/10
You are still in school?
Trafalgar Law college 😂😊
Comments like these make me stop and remember that AVGN has been going on for 13 years.
raptorjp4 yes, he's growing up to the sides
Damn, I was almost sure that Abraham Lincoln would be replaced by Fred Fuchs.
Nope, there's no picture of Fred Fuchs.
Or Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic)
@@Burn_Angel Until now, that is! XD
Norbert Pribusz Nah. He needs to be forgotten.
Same
0:06 - 0:21
Replace video games with kids and that’s my dad during my childhood...
Lol yours dad was awesome did u love him?
0:35 was that a sealed ET cart?
"Have you ever seen a game in which the walls warp?"
Yeah, like every other 3d PS1 game ever made!
I love how these avgn episodes just take some time to appear and when they do, it's like christmas every time!
"The only planet this game came from is Uranus"
11:52 what? that planet turned the Earth?
I can't believe the nerd is still making vids. I just got to say your a trooper James it's been over 10 years👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Have you seen his tenth anniversary Mega Man video? It was really good! Definitely a treat for anyone who has been watching him for a long time. :)
you're*
Yes, there's Wi-Fi in this planet... xD
well that's convenient!
😂😂
the ending to this is the reason why this series still exists
2:06 the same year Charlton Heston passed away.
When he died after turning the heat valve and consuming whatever that shit was I fucking lost it LOL
Hek Ter lol, me too.
"He's the angry video game..... FUCK!!!!!!!!"
4:54 He sounds like he's glad it's over when he dies.
Every 3D PSone game had/has warping. It's kind of relaxing for me to see it again since I grew up with the PSone. :)
This series still has the same charm since the start and i love that.
OfficialNinjaSkillz we need board James back
Is board James still in jail for killing his friends because they wouldn't play with him? Or did he get out... I miss board James.
oh thank you! 😃😃😃😃😃
IT WAS THE FUCKING PHONE!!!!!!
OfficialNinjaSkillz It really does, James still puts heart and love into it, that's why
''LJN WOOD'' killed me.
The Statue of Liberty wearing the Power Glove and the Eiffel Virtual Boy cracked me up.
LOL the “don’t get the knife” callback is perfect 😂🤣
3:22 I always come back for this part. The footsteps are ASMR material.
Still bumping this