Dude WTF! I looked at my clock when he said 8:39 in the morning... and I was like "oh shit were in the sae time zone" then I realized this was uploaded 4 years ago
I love the ad reads. One of the best parts of the show. Only ones on youtube I watch through (I skip 100% of the ones pre-made but its about 70/30 against if the host actually reads it). I listen to every one of your ads
OMG I fucking died during that Winc commercial. Bill should just sign on with oxy-clean and call himself Billy Burr, then call the product Oxy cunt on air or something
Australia too. 6 weeks every year fully paid holiday.. Free medical......and after 10 years work service.... 3 months leave fully paid on top of your fully paid holiday leave........ America is the best country in the world because???????
Bill Burr reminds me of Voss when he’s always brings up his wife and Opie and Anthony and Patrice start clowning on Voss about every story has to end up about him and his wife!
Hey whats going on its bill burr and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaim just checking in on you
I don't want to be negative or a party pooper but you don't seem like the meditation type. But give it a try. Dude, I worked 25 years at AT&T in extreme stress. I watched people have nervous breakdowns every week from the time I started in January 1979 until they outsourced my job overseas to the Philippines and India in 2004.But we got paid good for it and we played harder than we worked. They closed my office so they wouldn't have to honor retirements and sold what was left of the company to Bell South. The bar across the street had an ongoing betting pool on the next date the ambulance would show up out front. I saw people crying, screaming, even one girl stand on her desk and tell the office manager and operations manager she would blow their heads off. Anyway, us workers had a camaraderie that I've never seen anywhere else. But my best stress release was my Yamaha YZ 250 and riding 70 mph through the woods on logging trails. There's no natural high like it. I would get home from work, put a hard rocking album on my Techniques 40 watt per channel amp and quartz lock turntable and Bose 901's. Get my mood right and crank up the dirt bike. The stress shed off like water off a ducks back. I understand your commitment to the Wine sponsor but if you're going to drink, do it right, Jack Daniels Gentleman Jack. Best whiskey ever made. I know the Single Barrel is smoother, but it's too smooth. Gentleman is just right.
Why did he start with his Hillary impression? =D I used to have a job scrapping things like laptops, taking them apart completely... Great stress relief if you use computers a lot.
Someone, please get this message to Bill. His anger issues, when he sees that caramel-colored baby are going to fade away immediately. He's old enough and smart enough. He'll be like Letterman as a dad without the baggage of living in the home 24/7. Keep touring until the kid is 6-8, then stay home until a year after it hits puberty, then go back out again. Bill has it easy. He will love that kid as much as Nia. Praise be!
I can't believe your just getting life insurance, I have had it since I was 20 .and you're a few years older than me .Plus my father's girlfriend has buried 3 husband's.
Dude, correct me if I'm wrong, but the last I remembered, the president continues to get that half a million dollar paycheck every year the rest of their life. In my book, that's a hell of a deal. And the life insurance policy , I don't believe it's smoking if you don't inhale. And I'm the only person I've ever heard of that inhales cigars . And I was hooked on The First 48 and women absolutely confuse the shit out of me marrying the creepy fuckers that you can tell immediately is a bad decision but I had to quit watching because it was too much depressing brutal violence especially against women. And every episode is the same. The guy denies it, the detectives get in their face and harass them non-stop for days if necessary, until he confesses whether he actually committed the murder or is just agreeing because he can't take the abuse any further. Then they make you wait til the last comment to see what punishment the court hands them. Then the next murder and suspect and it's identical to every one you've already watched. The only difference is the suspects name .
Maaaaan you ain't kidding w those d bags who impose their own thoughts onto a video that isn't theirs. Ahh man all i wanna do is watch the original video and the thumb nail is there and then I click it and I get some dummy who wants to get internet famous through a wannabe news anchor RUclips act.
It’s the same in Canada, the longer you work for a company the more vacation times you have. 5 years-3weeks 10yrs a month. And every month we have a stat holiday. Sorry Guys but America’s never really been that great 🤷🏼♀️
i would never advertise on this guy's podcast lol -- in the same ad he swore multiple times, mocked the company & their product, made political comments, implied the people who use the product have a problem, talked about the KKK
Best "checking in on you" ever. :)
Seriously, sounded like a cat in heat
Loved it !
I almost called 911! I thought he was having a stroke
Holy hell..these companies must cringe when he reads their ads😂😂 Love it!
Sherries berries!!
That gw wine ad is hilarious.
Dude WTF! I looked at my clock when he said 8:39 in the morning... and I was like "oh shit were in the sae time zone" then I realized this was uploaded 4 years ago
Did exactly the same this morning too!
"I am under no obligation to be the same person I was yesterday."
I love the ad reads. One of the best parts of the show. Only ones on youtube I watch through (I skip 100% of the ones pre-made but its about 70/30 against if the host actually reads it). I listen to every one of your ads
Jeff Baker ehh I guess if you’ve been listening since 2007...however I have and I still love his ad reads compared to everyone else.
Jeff Baker I feel the same way lol
I love how historically accurate the "silent night" joke was
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Lol..He sounded like a Baby crying
😂🤣😄 best part
It’s funny listening to this during corona times
You're totally trying to wake up Nia, LOLOL!
Immediately checked out Winc
winc won't approach bill again ahhaha
naveen kala they might even want him to pay them off.
Adrian Brent nobody can squeez Billy red balls
Holy shit those ad reads 😂
Bill should just work in advertising.
Billy boy finally got his 6 weeks vacation
That Club Dubya advert was amazing
Repeat what Bill said for likes
Just did.
Favorite part of the video
Lol nice, I remember when he said that
Adds something witty Bill also said as a reference 👍🏼
I usually skip ads but not bill's. ..but I don't think he'll have many sponsors to read for... if they cringe like I do lol
hillarious
Wtf was that intro yell 😂😂😂😂 bill your freaking ANGELIC WAIL is INSANE
Lmao that intro his wife had a kitchen knife 😂
The advertisement speech hahahahha
Lmao the Iceman was apparantly the best husband and father.
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat intro totally freaked my cat out!
I watched that doc. yesterday.
Good stuff - def. an approach I'd like to subscribe to more.
Got the Bill EDM tune in my head.
Just stuck around to see what he had to say about pesci and it did not disappoint 😂😂😂
it did make me listen to the whole advertisement LOL good job Bill
The amount of youtube ads on these vids is outrageous.
No question best ad read of all time.
OMG I fucking died during that Winc commercial. Bill should just sign on with oxy-clean and call himself Billy Burr, then call the product Oxy cunt on air or something
Man when he did a 180 with anger over his cough he just crescendos back to ole blusterin bill
Australia too. 6 weeks every year fully paid holiday.. Free medical......and after 10 years work service.... 3 months leave fully paid on top of your fully paid holiday leave........ America is the best country in the world because???????
paulie w
Because we saved the world and landed on the moon. Can't do that on vacay.
Cuz u guys don’t believe in nukes too
Even here in Brazil we get 8 weeks paid vacation and have a 13th salary on January. Free healthcare too.
@@thereisnosanctuary6184 what you mean “we” lmao. Country is still shit
I like meditation, lol. If Bill likes it and it helps then that's great. If not, that's ok too.
Centrists...
Weirdo
Bill Burr reminds me of Voss when he’s always brings up his wife and Opie and Anthony and Patrice start clowning on Voss about every story has to end up about him and his wife!
I thought he was going to belt out the whole Whitney Houston song.
15:39 "Ya fuckin drunk"
Hey whats going on its bill burr and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaim just checking in on you
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
hahahahah
perfect way to start putting the pieces together
Lmao his ad-reads are so fucking great. Its crazy how hilarious he makes their shit copy.
silent night OMFG
LOL...You are a fool..."when they get up you switch plates"...LOL
4 weeks off in sweden. 5 or 6 weeks on certain jobs.
shitting on advertising should be a show
I don't want to be negative or a party pooper but you don't seem like the meditation type. But give it a try. Dude, I worked 25 years at AT&T in extreme stress. I watched people have nervous breakdowns every week from the time I started in January 1979 until they outsourced my job overseas to the Philippines and India in 2004.But we got paid good for it and we played harder than we worked. They closed my office so they wouldn't have to honor retirements and sold what was left of the company to Bell South. The bar across the street had an ongoing betting pool on the next date the ambulance would show up out front. I saw people crying, screaming, even one girl stand on her desk and tell the office manager and operations manager she would blow their heads off. Anyway, us workers had a camaraderie that I've never seen anywhere else. But my best stress release was my Yamaha YZ 250 and riding 70 mph through the woods on logging trails. There's no natural high like it. I would get home from work, put a hard rocking album on my Techniques 40 watt per channel amp and quartz lock turntable and Bose 901's. Get my mood right and crank up the dirt bike. The stress shed off like water off a ducks back.
I understand your commitment to the Wine sponsor but if you're going to drink, do it right, Jack Daniels Gentleman Jack. Best whiskey ever made. I know the Single Barrel is smoother, but it's too smooth. Gentleman is just right.
When's his special coming out?
4/20/69
Marcos Soria today
Love how Bill subtlety shits on his own sponsers.
Legit could not tell if that howl at the beginning was Bill, his daughter or some kindve siren
Lol well the Mediterranean is broke and falling apart, but yeah! A week off after Christmas xD
16:00
this mans future is brighter than his blinding bald head
When is F is for Family back????? For the love of god man i know you're busy and life is hectic but Jesus, how long do we need to suffer?
it's been almost 2 weeks since it was supposed to be released
nicholas skoal
He mentioned someone else's podcast that it should be ready by may 2017...
Николай Михаил aah okay, thanks for lettin me know
I thought it said "vaccine"
I dont think he will have blue apron for a sponsor for very long
Why did he start with his Hillary impression? =D
I used to have a job scrapping things like laptops, taking them apart completely... Great stress relief if you use computers a lot.
"I don't give to goodwill because I feel like they throw 90% of that shit in the ocean" probably the craziest thing he's ever said
Caleb Cox. even worse. most of those donation bin are for profit. the clothing gets sold per pound and next to none of the money goes to charity.
6 weeks? =))) add a couple :P
24:00 The real shit.
Nuclear not nukular.
Someone, please get this message to Bill. His anger issues, when he sees that caramel-colored baby are going to fade away immediately. He's old enough and smart enough. He'll be like Letterman as a dad without the baggage of living in the home 24/7. Keep touring until the kid is 6-8, then stay home until a year after it hits puberty, then go back out again. Bill has it easy. He will love that kid as much as Nia. Praise be!
How's that adderall?
Bill Burr has affairs....... .
God, I hope Nia is ok!
I can't believe your just getting life insurance, I have had it since I was 20 .and you're a few years older than me .Plus my father's girlfriend has buried 3 husband's.
Wrong! Sammy Hagar was best in Montrose! A band that was named after their lead guitarist.
Of until the 9th of January !!!!
Yeehaa.
10 weeks of a year
Doub'ya
Lizard people??? uhh do you know something we don't?
Nia needs to learn to think before she speaks.
Dude, correct me if I'm wrong, but the last I remembered, the president continues to get that half a million dollar paycheck every year the rest of their life.
In my book, that's a hell of a deal.
And the life insurance policy , I don't believe it's smoking if you don't inhale. And I'm the only person I've ever heard of that inhales cigars .
And I was hooked on The First 48 and women absolutely confuse the shit out of me marrying the creepy fuckers that you can tell immediately is a bad decision but I had to quit watching because it was too much depressing brutal violence especially against women. And every episode is the same. The guy denies it, the detectives get in their face and harass them non-stop for days if necessary, until he confesses whether he actually committed the murder or is just agreeing because he can't take the abuse any further. Then they make you wait til the last comment to see what punishment the court hands them. Then the next murder and suspect and it's identical to every one you've already watched. The only difference is the suspects name .
Maaaaan you ain't kidding w those d bags who impose their own thoughts onto a video that isn't theirs. Ahh man all i wanna do is watch the original video and the thumb nail is there and then I click it and I get some dummy who wants to get internet famous through a wannabe news anchor RUclips act.
Bill, the reason your coughing so much is because it's your body (lungs) healing it's self. Your coughing up all that tar
👍
he's just sitting there by himself talking....
JustinBieber that makes it funnier, why so touchy, this guy speaks my mind. I love hearing it out loud
I wish Bill was the president
I'm ten minutes in... Is the whole thing him apologizing to his ball crushing nia Obama
ROFL!
It’s the same in Canada, the longer you work for a company the more vacation times you have. 5 years-3weeks 10yrs a month. And every month we have a stat holiday. Sorry Guys but America’s never really been that great 🤷🏼♀️
Jeff Baker yup the truth tends to be annoying and painful. Go ahead and learn absolutely nothing from it as you all tend to do.
America stopped the Nazis, the Japanese and landed on the Moon. Canada is just upper Wisconsin.
Mr. Man Bun lmfao
Ok that’s funny, I’m Canadian , and that’s fucking funny lol
@Jeff Baker truth hurts doesn’t it..btw I’m American
Bill...I love ya madly, bro, but ya gotta learn how to pronounce "noo-clee-uhr." Not "noo-kyoo-ler."
Wtf
i would never advertise on this guy's podcast lol -- in the same ad he swore multiple times, mocked the company & their product, made political comments, implied the people who use the product have a problem, talked about the KKK
Please stop the singing!
You stop breathing.