Costco is really big on their brand. I watched some Papameat vid where the CEO basically makes sure the hotdog combo in the food court have been the same price regardless of inflation. They don't want anyone putting any negative attention on their brand.
@@SplatyrDewSam’s club is the same when it comes to the food court. They keep it cheap and take a loss on it to make sure it’s something that will make people come to their store. I think Costco cares more about brand definitely tho
@@SplatyrDew yk i was reading about that, I was under the impression that the cofounder just overruled the investor who wanted to change the hotdog price. What I found out was what he actually said to the CEO who wanted to change the hotdog price: "if you raise the fkn hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out." What a legend! Just make sure you give that respect to cofounder Jim Sinegal and not Costco CEO Craig Jelinek, who wanted to raise the price. What kills me is I fact checked the statement, because like... no way... and ITS ABSOLUTELY TRUE HE THREATENED THE CEO OF THE COMPANY WITH DEATH! BAHAHAHAH
Either a fucker has a lawyer or you have an authoritarian regime where bad people and "bad" people don't have a line of defense. I really do not understand why humans sometimes are so dimwitted by their morality constraints that they don't understand how law works.
I feel bad for that lawyer. He absolutely knows what's up, but because every person who walks into a courtroom is granted by the state the unassailable right to a fair trial (which is a VERY important right to have), he's essentially legally obligated to always answer in a way that at least attempts to help his client's case. Because if a defendant doesn't get a completely fair trail, they can get it appealed or even dismissed. Not a fun position to be in, and I'm certain he doesn't enjoy playing the fool... or he's like that Bishop from Castlevania and believes every word he's saying. In which case, I don't feel bad in the slightest.
This makes me think there’s funny business going on. Like they’re going to rig the court case from both sides with two terrible lawyers to have most of it thrown out. All while making it a media spectacle. He has a lot of money and connections in high places. Which is why he’s gotten away with it this long.
@@Anlettuce1 Makes you wonder about how every time a celebrity scandal appears, something crucially important for the world to know is always incredibly underreported with little to no information except straight from the source.
I will say he’s in an impossible situation. I feel like it’s really easy for a lawyer to look like an idiot when there’s literally no defense for their client but they have to try.
Like I don’t get the fake outrage for this dude literally doing his damn job 😂 he knows the dudes done for he just gettin paid and saying what any defense lawyer in this position would say
i do feel bad for him. like, he HAS to know that his client is guilty and theres literally nothing he can do but run with whatever defense he can cook up
I don’t think he’s trying too hard, there’s so much evidence against Diddy that any defense he tries to make has video evidence to refute it. He probably knows its a lost cause and just wants the fees from diddy
idk how lawyers or firms work, didn’t this lawyer have to accept diddy as a client? because if he willingly accepted the job of defending diddy then the lawyer is stupid, and defending a molester violent rapist for money makes me feel no sympathy
@@chokonnit7337 lawyers just grab this big cases imo because the client is desperate enough to pay out big loads of cash. Its such a losing battle but hey, gotta make money somehow, and if you can make money by scamming out diddy out of a good lawyer, that's all good for me
"If diddy has 1000 bottles of baby oils and the police confiscate 1000 of the bottles, How many bottles of baby oil does diddy have? (make sure to show your work)"
Idk anything about being a lawyer. Can you not decline defending certain people? I feel like no amount of money is worth defending this level of evil especially when they’re very clearly guilty
were the proof Tho just because lots of folks come together don't mean much government is corrupt their bigger people behind this than just ditty more important bigger stars /government officials that need someone to be blamed
Let’s be fair here, it must suck for anyone to be the Diddlers lawyer because you immediately get clowned on because you HAVE to defend him. Could’ve been a different lawyer and still called a clown
were the proof Tho just because lots of folks come together don't mean much government is corrupt their bigger people behind this than just ditty more important bigger stars /government officials that need someone to be blamed
I liked the video at 4:09 cause that’s when the lawyer started going against his client for a sec “what do you need a thousand babies oil bottles for? He has a big house? etc.”
The thing is, successful defense attorneys have to pretend that they believe their client is innocent. It's part of the whole right to representation thing. If your lawyer doesn't act like they believe you're innocent, there's not a jury in the world who will believe you either. If you want to be a successful defense attorney in this crap world you need to be a better actor than most of the people who grace the big screen today.
Yeah, the whole point of a defense attorney is that they are supposed to help you get the best possible outcome from your trial. First they're gonna try to prove you innocent, if that fails you're gonna take some kind of plea deal or whatever to lighten the sentence, if that fails you contest the trial on whatever tiny hope of mishandled evidence or something.
Not necessarily. The job of the attorney is to get the most lenient legal outcome. This often involves trying to prove their clients innocent, but with evidence beyond reasonable doubt, it's not as common and rather goes the "well yes this happened but..." way.
The thing is, if you want to be a successful defense attorney people are going to hate you for keeping monsters on the street and depriving victims of Justice. Should we give O.J's defense a round of applause for "doing a good job" To all the comments saying "but it's their job" eat shit. Being paid doesn't make it better.
Not sure about this case in general, but its not uncommon for lawyers working in a firm to get assigned a case like this where they have to take it or risk looking incompotent to their bosses. That being said, the lawyer here could totally just be an idiot too.
Considering the horrible things the Diddler has done, I don't think even Saul Goodman can defend his tomfoolery. At any point, Mark here knows he's fighting a unwinnable battle but at least he knows he's getting paid
were the proof Tho just because lots of folks come together don't mean much government is corrupt their bigger people behind this than just ditty more important bigger stars /government officials that need someone to be blamed
@@closelaugh185This is a huge part people are just forgetting, he has to have a lawyer. Serial Killers have lawyers, terrorist get lawyers, war criminals get lawyers. It’s odd so many people are like “How can he defend Diddy??” It’s literally his job,
There was a "gun expert" at the Rust armorer case and he immediately picked up a gun and waved it around, scaring everyone in the room. I can't imagine the ridiculousness that goes on in every day court cases that aren't about famous people.
The thing people aren’t getting about the baby oil- if you are covered in oil, laying on tile and high off god knows what…. You’re not leaving. You’re not getting up and walking out of there. It’s WAY more vile and sinister than people are thinking
Reminds me of the diddy video that just resurfaced of a dude obviously super super high and laying face down on a bench. Diddy is just recording him and joking about it, really disturbing stuff.
or like any lawyer at all. It is not like this lawyer deserves any ridicule - all of us would say exactly the same stuff since we couldn't admit guilt as a defence attorney.
honestly "but hes not being indited for beating women" from his lawyed comes off as lawyer speak for "thank god that's not what i have to act like he didnt do though"
'Here's a full list of all the crimes in the history of humanity that he DIDN'T commit, now that you've seen this, what he's done doesn't seem quite so bad any more does it?'
were the proof Tho just because lots of folks come together don't mean much government is corrupt their bigger people behind this than just ditty more important bigger stars /government officials that need someone to be blamed
diddy is going to the store, theres a 5 pack of baby oil for 12.28 cents , a a 56 pack for 69.69 dollars, whats the better offer per bottle? (show work for credit)
I think many talented lawyers don’t want to take these cases if it’s evident they can’t make a solid argument at all, so the rich people who are obviously guilty get lawyers who care about money and literally nothing else. As another commenter said, the kind of people who will debase themselves on Twitch if not for the law degree. That being said the system still needs them, as Combs cannot be properly charged and sentenced without some kind of defense
That's cause good lawyers are keeping a major distance to these cases. They know it's a lost cause and don't wanna besmirch their name and brand with that.
This lawyer is fully aware what these "freak offs" really were, he’s aware of the recorded videos that were seized. He’s aware of the of the baby oil numbers the photos have been leaked. It’s his job to downplay and convince it’s all blown out of proportion and he is innocent all along. He’s lying and he knows he is.
@@spaceman3150 its really crazy why kamala is literally pulling up a marxist quote to forward her campaign. the american people are historically very fond of communism as we all know
I usually agree with charlie's sentiments but you have to remember this is a LAWYER. He can't admit (even if he knows his client is guilty), anything that can incriminate his client. All he can do is defend in court, and in these interviews, DOWNPLAY the situation to the public. So dont assume that the lawyer doesnt know what he's talking about. Of course he does and of course diddy probably told him everything so he can properly prepare a defense. He NEEDS to act like that cause he's defending diddy
But it's better if the lawyer sounds convincing while doing so, just saying something like "We're gonna prove in court that my client has nothing to hide etc" would have been way smarter, trying to downplay 1000 baby oil bottles isn't going to work in any universe.
His lawyer is having to defend a bunch of things that aren’t crimes lol. Having a bunch of baby oil and having freak offs isn’t a crime. Trafficking and racketeering are.
Exactly the lawyer doing his job y would you think he’s a clown when your don’t no the man guy is getting millions so he and he’s family can eat that’s what he signed up for
In all fairness to him, it's his job...and it's not as if he can defend Combs with any rational sort of argument. You work with the tools you have, not the tools you'd like...and this lawyer is certainly working with a tool.
It's just stuff that was seized. Like the 24/7 CCTV footage of 30 or more different cameras spanning across decades. The truth will be discovered @@xRakanishu
Chris Chan's lawyer was honestly pretty competent Public defender without much of a reputation from Virginia, got Chris Chan out after, what, 2 years? If even that. Despite incest charges with a direct admittance of Chris Chan, and despite Chris Chan's behavior before the court
Baby oil is mineral oil. Everyone knows, power transformers typically are mineral-oil cooled. He was likely building and operating large power equipment. Also some computer enthusiasts submerge their computer in mineral-oil for the same reason. Absolutely the likeliest scenario, cannot think of any other possible use he'd have for the baby oil. 😏
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I'm not defending him, but it wouldn't be the first time the govt lied on an official report. That being said, even having 20 bottles of baby oil would be weird!
were the proof Tho just because lots of folks come together don't mean much government is corrupt their bigger people behind this than just ditty more important bigger stars /government officials that need someone to be blamed
Why so personal at the lawyer? He does his job, he is supposed to defend any one of anything. Thats not a clown, thats someone who knows his job and his ways throughout the law very well.
That’s the thing. To demolish the permission structure that allows the rich and powerful to get away with anything. I had the same thought when the Me Too movement began to gain traction, taking Cosby down hard along with Weinstein and others. Anyone with SA in their past had to be worried they were next. And all the enablers willing to look the other way to get what they wanted. I suspect that these high profile cases have a chilling effect on the behavior, but some people will do whatever they think they can get away with. As you said, where else is this happening right now?
@@MrTortiePlays they add that bit on the end with all the dots so when you report it and the RUclips reviewers translate it, it says something different so it has less of a chance of getting taken down
When you're the type of lawyer who defends the wealthy and obviously guilty, shame and dignity are things you've long since abandoned. These are the same type of people who'd be debasing themselves on Twitch for tips if they'd not gone for a law degree.
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A better explanation would be"that he ordered the baby oil online but they sent the wrong amount but because he's so rich never bothered to send them all back"
(Edit- i have nothing againt kesha or a lot of these other ppl deleting their tweets n what not but im not the only one who thinks this either, just very weird and fishy) i feel like shes trying to deflect and save her own ass if u ask me. It really seemss like a way to make ppl think she never went to his parties, one quick google sesrch you see her and diddy smiling on a sofa clearly both on drugs. She knew what was happening.
There must not be any new or noteworthy slap fighting videos for you to narrate. Your commentary on those had me rolling on the ground crying from laughter.
It would have been a better defense to claim that Diddy was trying to scalp the baby oil market. Buy them in bulk then sell them back at a higher price.
the implication that he never actually asked diddy why he needed 1000 bottles of baby oil and instead stuck to his costco-orgy theory is so funny to me.
I’m in no way defending diddy at all, but honestly, the best thing the lawyer could have said is that diddy was a private citizen and his purchases are his decisions.
I think they are trying to spin a defense that the state attorney is exaggerating, everything he says almost screams that, or that they are lying and his client did nothing wrong. It's basically the only defense they have given the amount of evidence in play, but it won't matter.
Fr, I think Diddy is scum - but as absurd a number 1000 bottles of baby oil is - and the most likely reason he owns that much... I can't really see how owning baby oil in whatever quantity is proof of his actual crimes, it feels like a distraction through absurdity.
That's what a dignified lawyer would do, but today trials half played out in the media, and they believe they "have" to come out and make statements forgetting the people don't have the obligation to respect and seriously consider them the way it happens in a court of law.
In China holding blackmail on half of the highest level CCP members. I can't even fathom the level of corrupt indulgence that goes on in some of those circles.
Yeah sometimes they do need money though and sometimes other people have to do something less moral than we do to make those ends meet, I'm not sure if this guy needs money though.
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The riddler defending the diddler
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@@camber_courtney5250 *_"Doubt"_*
if any condoms were found at diddy's house it was for the lawyer to make into rubber animal balloons
I had my suspicions.
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If you think Mr. Diddler uses protection you’d be Sorely disappointed 😂
@@Colonel.B.Sanders too dumb to know how to use a condom LOOL
@W-v9hno one really cares
“If Diddy was a liar, his pants would be on fire” ahhhh lawyer
“Your honor if you are what you eat then my client is a innocent man”
@elgwninja No, he would be twelve
He'd be crack
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Costco had to come out and say they don't carry baby oil. Costco really out here doing the "keep my name out yo fucking mouth"
Which is actually surprising, since they have pretty much everything else.
Costco is really big on their brand. I watched some Papameat vid where the CEO basically makes sure the hotdog combo in the food court have been the same price regardless of inflation. They don't want anyone putting any negative attention on their brand.
@@SplatyrDewSam’s club is the same when it comes to the food court. They keep it cheap and take a loss on it to make sure it’s something that will make people come to their store. I think Costco cares more about brand definitely tho
@@SplatyrDew yk i was reading about that, I was under the impression that the cofounder just overruled the investor who wanted to change the hotdog price. What I found out was what he actually said to the CEO who wanted to change the hotdog price: "if you raise the fkn hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out." What a legend! Just make sure you give that respect to cofounder Jim Sinegal and not Costco CEO Craig Jelinek, who wanted to raise the price.
What kills me is I fact checked the statement, because like... no way... and ITS ABSOLUTELY TRUE
HE THREATENED THE CEO OF THE COMPANY WITH DEATH! BAHAHAHAH
@@SplatyrDew was also on John Oliver last week lmao. He can afford to lose a tiny bit on hot dogs when the company makes so much.
Diddy's Lawyer: "Diddy only bought 732 Baby oils its completely normal".
Either a fucker has a lawyer or you have an authoritarian regime where bad people and "bad" people don't have a line of defense.
I really do not understand why humans sometimes are so dimwitted by their morality constraints that they don't understand how law works.
False info, he had 1000 baby oil bottles and 732 dildos
I feel bad for that lawyer. He absolutely knows what's up, but because every person who walks into a courtroom is granted by the state the unassailable right to a fair trial (which is a VERY important right to have), he's essentially legally obligated to always answer in a way that at least attempts to help his client's case. Because if a defendant doesn't get a completely fair trail, they can get it appealed or even dismissed. Not a fun position to be in, and I'm certain he doesn't enjoy playing the fool... or he's like that Bishop from Castlevania and believes every word he's saying. In which case, I don't feel bad in the slightest.
@@John_EMIYA_Miller yes, I also feel bad for that lawyer who’s going to personally make well over $10 million on this case. 😂
He got good deal baby oil doesnt go bad
I don’t know why he doesn’t just say “no comment” and save the defense for the court room
He probably wants to get as much clout as possible from this lost cause lol
This makes me think there’s funny business going on. Like they’re going to rig the court case from both sides with two terrible lawyers to have most of it thrown out. All while making it a media spectacle.
He has a lot of money and connections in high places. Which is why he’s gotten away with it this long.
One of two, he either wants to dunk the case on purpose while faking to actually care or he was cornered out of the blue. He gains nothing from this.
@@Anlettuce1 Makes you wonder about how every time a celebrity scandal appears, something crucially important for the world to know is always incredibly underreported with little to no information except straight from the source.
Billable hours, the more he talks about baby oil the more he gets paid.
“He’s engaged, he’s focused, he’s helpful” sounds like a teachers comments on a report card for a five year old
"We're Costco guys, of course we buy 200 5 packs of baby oil!"
“The more you buy the more you save” maybe diddy wanted to save the utmost
5 packs? they come in packs of 2!
@@realbosstakea and 5 as well as 10 packs depending on where you go
baby oil isnt illegal to own it was drugs smuggled in as baby oil
Sam’s Club guys, what do you got?
I will say he’s in an impossible situation. I feel like it’s really easy for a lawyer to look like an idiot when there’s literally no defense for their client but they have to try.
Like I don’t get the fake outrage for this dude literally doing his damn job 😂 he knows the dudes done for he just gettin paid and saying what any defense lawyer in this position would say
@@showtimejojo274Theres no outrage, its just very funny seeing him trying his best to defend the undefensable
@@TVCorpRPG maybe but whats funny in what’s obvious the dude getting paid to “defend” him so ofc he’s going to end up looking stupid
@@showtimejojo274 He looks very goofy and unprofessional while saying those things, thats why its funny
@@TVCorpRPG hmm I wonder why he could be looking like that, almost like he’s “defending” an indefensible person 🤯
It’s the fact diddy been admitting what he’s been doing for years
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Having epic celebrity parties isn't a crime they are just coming for his money Diddy did nothing wrong this is a witch hunt.
Fr, people have been making allegations for like 20yrs
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i do feel bad for him. like, he HAS to know that his client is guilty and theres literally nothing he can do but run with whatever defense he can cook up
Don’t feel bad. He took the case and the $$$$
He is also dumb
He has all the legal rights to simply say "no comment"
Don’t feel bad for him. Nobody is forcing him to take his client, he chose to do this. This is all on him.
@@ionabab7274 Do you think diddy isn't entitled to a proper defense?
@@beaustrom923no
Lets cut him some slack, bro has an absolute losing case. He is grasping at thin air. The desperation is profound 😂
I don’t think he’s trying too hard, there’s so much evidence against Diddy that any defense he tries to make has video evidence to refute it. He probably knows its a lost cause and just wants the fees from diddy
Dudes just trying to do what he was hired to do and he knew it was gonna be a losing battle. Diddy is the real monster, not this guy.
idk how lawyers or firms work, didn’t this lawyer have to accept diddy as a client?
because if he willingly accepted the job of defending diddy then the lawyer is stupid, and defending a molester violent rapist for money makes me feel no sympathy
@@chokonnit7337 lawyers just grab this big cases imo because the client is desperate enough to pay out big loads of cash. Its such a losing battle but hey, gotta make money somehow, and if you can make money by scamming out diddy out of a good lawyer, that's all good for me
@@chokonnit7337what lawyer wouldn’t, he’s getting a fat paycheck
"If diddy has 1000 bottles of baby oils and the police confiscate 1000 of the bottles, How many bottles of baby oil does diddy have? (make sure to show your work)"
2000, because they only took a third of the supply.
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a large number, because 1000 is a number that is too high for me to count, and i don't like that.
They didn’t know about the 1 bottle kept in the prison pouch
Well, now Diddy doesn't have any. The police took it. It's the police's baby oil. *check and mate*
Fun Fact: Johson&Johnson baby oil stock market crashed the same time P.Diddy was arrested.
Thats kinda unfair since their only mistake was indirectly and unknowingly selling baby oil to a criminal.
@@mollygriffin5474 That's how the stock market works, a lot of it is about perception and image.
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"Do you have any idea how many lawyers are in hell?"
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How many dudes did Diddy diddle if Diddy did diddle dudes?
About Diddy Dhousand
a dillion
@temponly-v6pget a life
A diddion dudes Diddy did diddle if Diddy did diddle dudes
@@metrocop_elite So the answer is 0. Genius.
I mean, when your job is defending the indefensible, and the evidence is stacked up against you, there really isn’t much you can do.
Yeah, I dont know what they expect of him. That's why it is better to just dont do interviews as a lawyer.
@@YASIGURII not if it's a jury trial. you absolutely want to convince someone who could be a juror that diddy is innocent before they get to trial.
Idk anything about being a lawyer. Can you not decline defending certain people? I feel like no amount of money is worth defending this level of evil especially when they’re very clearly guilty
this is a once in a lifetime opportunity so I’m not mad at his lawyer for this
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Thanks for the info, we dont have jury trial where I live. Then he is just doing his job.
Its crazy cuz Costco actually denied that & said they do not even sell baby oil LOL
Costco wants zero to do with this case. Lol
Probably because its true what he said 1 bottle goes A LONG way so no need to buy that in bulk for a regular parent
5:40 "Not a thousand bottles of baby oil." 😂
It’s just a freak off. Back in my day it was called a hootenanny.
Such a good word 😂😂😂
Did you see Justin Bieber saying he wants to protect Billie Eilish from the higher ups? That boy has seen some shit
That was years ago
@@patrickpoppy9891diddy been terrorizing the music industry since the early 90s
@@patrickpoppy9891 and diddy has been doing this for years, what is your point???
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Still very relevant today.
Diddy is just the fall guy. Imagine the rest of them.
Diddy deserves 1 year for each bottle of Baby oil.
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Well he's never getting out bro is cooked
@@Amb252no shit
they gonna Epstein him
were the proof Tho just because lots of folks come together don't mean much government is corrupt their bigger people behind this than just ditty more important bigger stars /government officials that need someone to be blamed
Let’s be fair here, it must suck for anyone to be the Diddlers lawyer because you immediately get clowned on because you HAVE to defend him. Could’ve been a different lawyer and still called a clown
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4:31 Charlie's impression of the lawyer's voice has me in tears
It was spot on too
Do you think my music is trash!??
Sounded like great voice acting to be fair o.o
@W-v9hwhat is wrong with you
He sounded like Dr. Doofenshmirtz 😂
Diddler out here hiring clowns. It's the Diddler Riddler combo.
Next he'll be bringing in a witness named Joker
Didn't he dress up as the Joker a few years ago?
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Didler ridler hits hard
No jokic is a good man who just likes drinking beer and horse racing.
You've got him all wrong, P.Diddy is just a loyal Costco member
Unless diddy is also buying 30 thousand rotisserie chickens, I'm not buying it.
He's certainly been giving his Costco hotdog combo out to anyone who wants it..... *Anyone*
Knowing what we know about their blood cocoa, it wouldn't help his case.
5:20 "In front of God and Anime" is going to be my new catchphrase
I second this
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@@valemiaomuu7070 ive seen it. Ive just never thought to use it in a different context
Same
How embarrassing
0:50 reminds me of the "buuuuuuuutttf" 😂😂
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what video is that
wish he said it again😭😭
@@ImVerySensationalHorrible Celebrity Apology Video
At 5:09
@@plum.world.entertainmenthe shoulda
2:57 im sorry WHAT??
yeah i havent seen any; this made me look to no avail
7:18 “Without freak offs there would be no more people” is insane
i was conceived at a retro freakoff…
He might have a point. We won’t know for sure until a legal precedent is set to define “freak off”, which I am very much looking forward to
were the proof Tho just because lots of folks come together don't mean much government is corrupt their bigger people behind this than just ditty more important bigger stars /government officials that need someone to be blamed
Which is the exact opposite of what God intended for us. One man and one woman who create a nuclear family.
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I liked the video at 4:09 cause that’s when the lawyer started going against his client for a sec “what do you need a thousand babies oil bottles for? He has a big house? etc.”
Is it true that they might free him and just give him house arrest 😮
I liked it right then too 😭😭
The thing is, successful defense attorneys have to pretend that they believe their client is innocent. It's part of the whole right to representation thing. If your lawyer doesn't act like they believe you're innocent, there's not a jury in the world who will believe you either. If you want to be a successful defense attorney in this crap world you need to be a better actor than most of the people who grace the big screen today.
Yeah, the whole point of a defense attorney is that they are supposed to help you get the best possible outcome from your trial. First they're gonna try to prove you innocent, if that fails you're gonna take some kind of plea deal or whatever to lighten the sentence, if that fails you contest the trial on whatever tiny hope of mishandled evidence or something.
Not necessarily. The job of the attorney is to get the most lenient legal outcome. This often involves trying to prove their clients innocent, but with evidence beyond reasonable doubt, it's not as common and rather goes the "well yes this happened but..." way.
i agree and do we really want good actors as lawyers? people would get away with alot more...
Insulting the intelligence of the jury won’t help him either lol
The thing is, if you want to be a successful defense attorney people are going to hate you for keeping monsters on the street and depriving victims of Justice. Should we give O.J's defense a round of applause for "doing a good job"
To all the comments saying "but it's their job" eat shit. Being paid doesn't make it better.
Charlie discovering criminal defense lawyers like he didnt just turn 30 is so precious
Thank you. Let's see the Nuremberg trials.
Bro made his bed. He can lay there.
Well with the money from diddy, he can probably lay there for the rest of his life sadly.
Not sure about this case in general, but its not uncommon for lawyers working in a firm to get assigned a case like this where they have to take it or risk looking incompotent to their bosses.
That being said, the lawyer here could totally just be an idiot too.
the attorney was assigned by diddy's tiny hat enthusiast handlers. he works for the criminal organization that owns diddy.
Well, someone's gotta do it
Well it is an indefensible case to be fair. He will make millions or maybe even 8 figures out of it though.
I don't think Diddy's lawyer is a clown. I mean the dude is trying his best to defend DIDDY here. I can assume that is not a easy job.
Considering the horrible things the Diddler has done, I don't think even Saul Goodman can defend his tomfoolery.
At any point, Mark here knows he's fighting a unwinnable battle but at least he knows he's getting paid
you gotta be a clown to defend someone like the Diddler. But then again, somebody has to do it
were the proof Tho just because lots of folks come together don't mean much government is corrupt their bigger people behind this than just ditty more important bigger stars /government officials that need someone to be blamed
@@closelaugh185 Unfortunately, scum still have rights
@@closelaugh185This is a huge part people are just forgetting, he has to have a lawyer. Serial Killers have lawyers, terrorist get lawyers, war criminals get lawyers. It’s odd so many people are like “How can he defend Diddy??” It’s literally his job,
There was a "gun expert" at the Rust armorer case and he immediately picked up a gun and waved it around, scaring everyone in the room. I can't imagine the ridiculousness that goes on in every day court cases that aren't about famous people.
Remember when the prosecutor in the case against Kyle rittenhouse waved a rifle around and was aiming it at the jury? Wild shit.
5:20 "in front of God and anime" 😂😂😂
The thing people aren’t getting about the baby oil- if you are covered in oil, laying on tile and high off god knows what…. You’re not leaving. You’re not getting up and walking out of there. It’s WAY more vile and sinister than people are thinking
Jesus Christ... Thanks for the visual.
good point dude
Yes
Damn… now that you mention it, sadly it totally makes sense
Reminds me of the diddy video that just resurfaced of a dude obviously super super high and laying face down on a bench. Diddy is just recording him and joking about it, really disturbing stuff.
why is no one asking the real question... why are we making oil out of babies?
Pro choice, bro
It's just another byproduct. The adrenochrome is what they're really after. 😂
2000 ah comment 😭
@@PaulRecruiter ignorant ah person
Renewable
I see Diddy Blackstein has hired Saul Goodman from TEMU
😂😂
or like any lawyer at all. It is not like this lawyer deserves any ridicule - all of us would say exactly the same stuff since we couldn't admit guilt as a defence attorney.
@jormagamer1634 no... I would say nothing and be a better representative doing so... I would say "I think we're done here" and leave
Cornball
That aint no saul goodman, thats paul badwoman. Dont insult saul like that
There is no lawyer that can save him. His lawyer is just the lucky one that gets to milk the cash cow.
honestly "but hes not being indited for beating women" from his lawyed comes off as lawyer speak for "thank god that's not what i have to act like he didnt do though"
'Here's a full list of all the crimes in the history of humanity that he DIDN'T commit, now that you've seen this, what he's done doesn't seem quite so bad any more does it?'
@@joshuaanderson1712FACTS MY BROTHER SPEAK YOUR SHIT INDEED YOU COOKED WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Mark says beating women is a no no but let’s get back to the sex trafficking case😭
were the proof Tho just because lots of folks come together don't mean much government is corrupt their bigger people behind this than just ditty more important bigger stars /government officials that need someone to be blamed
diddy is going to the store, theres a 5 pack of baby oil for 12.28 cents , a a 56 pack for 69.69 dollars, whats the better offer per bottle? (show work for credit)
Why do all of these rich people have the worst lawyers, literally how do you find these people
I think many talented lawyers don’t want to take these cases if it’s evident they can’t make a solid argument at all, so the rich people who are obviously guilty get lawyers who care about money and literally nothing else. As another commenter said, the kind of people who will debase themselves on Twitch if not for the law degree.
That being said the system still needs them, as Combs cannot be properly charged and sentenced without some kind of defense
That's cause good lawyers are keeping a major distance to these cases. They know it's a lost cause and don't wanna besmirch their name and brand with that.
This lawyer is fully aware what these "freak offs" really were, he’s aware of the recorded videos that were seized. He’s aware of the of the baby oil numbers the photos have been leaked. It’s his job to downplay and convince it’s all blown out of proportion and he is innocent all along. He’s lying and he knows he is.
I mean, someones gotta look like a dumbass to legally defend this shit
Got mine through a satanic ritusal involving a carebear, 1000 bottles of baby oil, 2 lbs of magic mushrooms and a young moose.
7:26 change the batteries, Charlie.
so glad i’m not the only one that heard that 💀 cmon charlie
Oop I just heard it after the 3rd time
Arson time.
Ion get it
@@Lester-ue1jf smoke detectors beep when theyre low on battery
So what do you think of this video evidence of diddy beating his girlfriend?
Well as you know i grew up in a middle class family...
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Unburdened, by what has been, growing up in a coconut tree
@@MayDayakaLuxKudosGottaCheeseits how kamala answered her first debate question i gotta assume is what we are going for here.
@@terynmergen28lol politicians doing anything except answering the question
@@spaceman3150 its really crazy why kamala is literally pulling up a marxist quote to forward her campaign. the american people are historically very fond of communism as we all know
What do you want him to say? This is his job.
I usually agree with charlie's sentiments but you have to remember this is a LAWYER. He can't admit (even if he knows his client is guilty), anything that can incriminate his client. All he can do is defend in court, and in these interviews, DOWNPLAY the situation to the public. So dont assume that the lawyer doesnt know what he's talking about. Of course he does and of course diddy probably told him everything so he can properly prepare a defense. He NEEDS to act like that cause he's defending diddy
But it's better if the lawyer sounds convincing while doing so, just saying something like "We're gonna prove in court that my client has nothing to hide etc" would have been way smarter, trying to downplay 1000 baby oil bottles isn't going to work in any universe.
Fr, there is no way Mark unironically believes that Diddy is innocent.
he can just shut up and not running his mouth to make him look even more stupid, dontcha think?
no shit
Yeah, although there were much better ways to try and downplay the situation without sounding like a clown
Bro is more of a clown than Buggy from One Peice
Don't you dare do my boy Buggy dirty like that
@temponly-v6pwho asked.....know your place mindless bot who can't feel emotions
I would say he should perform at Birthday parties, but let's be real: anyone defending Diddy needs to stay TF away from kids parties.
@@marcotat710 lawyer is just as much of a fraud too
Why are you disrespecting buggy?
Keep an eye on the government while all this is happening
Ofc always some type of big distraction while they do something foul behind the scene.
Thats so true?
Diddler Dem aset for decades stop the bullshit😂
Are you really? Are you reading through every bill and legislation being proposed? Or are you here watching silly RUclips videos?
@@ZebraLuv no i dont live in the US its your problem just a tip from flip
He's his defence lawyer. It's literally his job to try and defend a client, its federal law to have representation.
Costco don't even got baby oil 😭
I can’t blame the lawyer for having a shit cover story. I mean really how can you defend this?
Lawyer is going to take diddys money and diddy will still be in jail
@@winning3329I think that was the lawyer’s intention from the start. Don’t need a job if you got Diddy money
Aint no money like Diddys money ... 😅
His lawyer is having to defend a bunch of things that aren’t crimes lol. Having a bunch of baby oil and having freak offs isn’t a crime. Trafficking and racketeering are.
Exactly the lawyer doing his job y would you think he’s a clown when your don’t no the man guy is getting millions so he and he’s family can eat that’s what he signed up for
In all fairness to him, it's his job...and it's not as if he can defend Combs with any rational sort of argument.
You work with the tools you have, not the tools you'd like...and this lawyer is certainly working with a tool.
"Your honor. The freak offs were technically a competition. Which last i checked wasnt illegal?"
Honestly the amount of Baby oil surounding this case is wild
It's pretty slippery.
it's confusing. What's incriminating about baby oil? lmao
It's just stuff that was seized. Like the 24/7 CCTV footage of 30 or more different cameras spanning across decades. The truth will be discovered @@xRakanishu
@@xRakanishu lubricant
@@xRakanishuIt's mentioned in the video, it's used as a lubricant during intercourse.
6:06
“i’ve been with him since 8 o’clock this morning, it’s almost 3 now.. and my client did not grape me even once”
He might as well be Amber Heard or Chris Chan's lawyer.
Chris Chan's lawyer was honestly pretty competent
Public defender without much of a reputation from Virginia, got Chris Chan out after, what, 2 years? If even that. Despite incest charges with a direct admittance of Chris Chan, and despite Chris Chan's behavior before the court
charlie you are my source of news for the diddy case
Baby oil is mineral oil. Everyone knows, power transformers typically are mineral-oil cooled. He was likely building and operating large power equipment. Also some computer enthusiasts submerge their computer in mineral-oil for the same reason. Absolutely the likeliest scenario, cannot think of any other possible use he'd have for the baby oil. 😏
You should be diddys lawyer
He could have claimed Diddy was buying them up in bulk to sell them back at a higher price
@@BloodyM56😂😂
He could also be using the oil for storing large quantities of sodium metal. I mean, who wouldn't want sodium metal?
@@aerobiesizer3968 I'd party with someone who collects metallic sodium. Sound like a interesting person.
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Dude really just can’t understand that an official report is an official report
"I really don't think it was a thousand" What you think doesn't mean anything if they found a thousand 💀
I'm not defending him, but it wouldn't be the first time the govt lied on an official report.
That being said, even having 20 bottles of baby oil would be weird!
were the proof Tho just because lots of folks come together don't mean much government is corrupt their bigger people behind this than just ditty more important bigger stars /government officials that need someone to be blamed
Why so personal at the lawyer? He does his job, he is supposed to defend any one of anything.
Thats not a clown, thats someone who knows his job and his ways throughout the law very well.
Kkkkkkkkkkkk okay Co-defense attorney.😄
Charlie has been acting like a clown for a lot of videos honestly
@@victordeltoids8609 if you were in need of a lawyer, wouldnt you like one that actually defends you against anything?
I was expecting him to say something wild like "Well, my client maybe has a lot of babies in his house"
I just CACKLED
Oh no
Diddy is finally getting what he deserves.
Im curious about all the other Diddys that are currently going around unnoticed
Or Epstein's
It’ll come to light. They can’t get away with this forever!
That’s the thing. To demolish the permission structure that allows the rich and powerful to get away with anything. I had the same thought when the Me Too movement began to gain traction, taking Cosby down hard along with Weinstein and others. Anyone with SA in their past had to be worried they were next. And all the enablers willing to look the other way to get what they wanted. I suspect that these high profile cases have a chilling effect on the behavior, but some people will do whatever they think they can get away with. As you said, where else is this happening right now?
2024 gotta be the worst year to be an influencer
@temponly-v6p what home? All i saw was a cardboard box
@@MrTortiePlaysdont entertain bots
Maybe we should stop with the influencers for the rest of the year
@@MrTortiePlays they add that bit on the end with all the dots so when you report it and the RUclips reviewers translate it, it says something different so it has less of a chance of getting taken down
@temponly-v6p youre such a sick dude.
The Diddy Defender looks and sounds goofy with this case😂
No amount of Baby Oil will allow this Lawyer to get out of this with his reputation intact
When you're the type of lawyer who defends the wealthy and obviously guilty, shame and dignity are things you've long since abandoned.
These are the same type of people who'd be debasing themselves on Twitch for tips if they'd not gone for a law degree.
When he wins, hes getting more money n mor3 cases. If guilty diddy had months to leave country
@@planescapedrequired by law or something
Do you think my music is trash or??
I mean he's a lawyer dude. He's not a clown, that's his job. He defending some really stupid and evil shit. How is he supposed to do that?
I heard somewhere that the Costco CEO said that they don’t even sell baby oil
"that quantity is unphathomable"🤣
why does he sound like an alian trying to describe what humans do on day to day basis 😭😭
Why did you misspell alien?
@@TheGreatPewpyOne 2am over here, didn't notice
@@no_girlz6253where on earth is it 2am? I'm genuinely curious
6:32 "Fein"
No. A fiend like a devil or a demon 👿
Fien is not a word, and is a bastardization of fiend.
Feening is something different, someone who craves drugs. Itching for that crack or meth. Could be used for other things like "feening for video games" could be interpreted the same.
Fein is not a word. Probably another bastardization. I'm assuming it's a bastardization of feen but not too sure.
@@BooleanGemini fein
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@@BooleanGeminiFein
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" *Consensual* adults doing what *consensual* adults do"
I heard that diddy's kid joined in too
Dude's literally sweating clown makeup.
5:45 bro really said “let’s not get into semantics”💀💀💀
7:26 oh no!!! Change that batteries, you opening yourself up xbox live vc!😭
Well well well😂😂
So The Diddler and The Joker finally teamed up
Never thought that sentence would be said in human history until now
Pretty sure mad Hatter is closer to Diddy puns than joker but I guess, tis the RUclips comments section..
The Jonkler
@@truebrowncanadian I think it was a game grumps joke
A better explanation would be"that he ordered the baby oil online but they sent the wrong amount but because he's so rich never bothered to send them all back"
Did you see Ke$ha re-recorded and then re-released her song "Tik Tok" with the line "Wake up in the morning *like F+CK P-DIDDY*" ?
WHERE DO I FIND THIS 🤣🤣
That's rad not gonna lie
Yes!!!!❤❤
(Edit- i have nothing againt kesha or a lot of these other ppl deleting their tweets n what not but im not the only one who thinks this either, just very weird and fishy) i feel like shes trying to deflect and save her own ass if u ask me. It really seemss like a way to make ppl think she never went to his parties, one quick google sesrch you see her and diddy smiling on a sofa clearly both on drugs. She knew what was happening.
Kesha being turbo based as usual.
"I've been with him since 8:00 this morning". A full day. 8 hours measured in Diddy talk is at least 200 bottles of baby oil.
with or without inflation taken into account?
@@ALTEMERI good point. 😁
This genuinely feels like an episode of law and order special victims unit 😂😂
There must not be any new or noteworthy slap fighting videos for you to narrate. Your commentary on those had me rolling on the ground crying from laughter.
6:50 I too gained a frown on my face
Look at my lawyer dawg I am gonna go to jail 😫🙏
his voice cracks every time he knows he's talking out his ass like here 7:11
hear the stress
Lawyers defending a serial cannibal like: "Imagine if we didn't eat, there'd be no more people."
4:30 - 4:38 was probably the hardest i've laughed on your channel lmao, thank you for that
I guess the lawyer think about it like “I get paid to do my job and my job is to lie so that’s just what I’ll do” 🤣💀
It would have been a better defense to claim that Diddy was trying to scalp the baby oil market.
Buy them in bulk then sell them back at a higher price.
He's just a wise businessman, buy low sell high that's all it is
Maybe he should get A H lawyer's to help him 😂😂😂 8:50
Low blow for reach 💀
the implication that he never actually asked diddy why he needed 1000 bottles of baby oil and instead stuck to his costco-orgy theory is so funny to me.
I’m in no way defending diddy at all, but honestly, the best thing the lawyer could have said is that diddy was a private citizen and his purchases are his decisions.
I think they are trying to spin a defense that the state attorney is exaggerating, everything he says almost screams that, or that they are lying and his client did nothing wrong. It's basically the only defense they have given the amount of evidence in play, but it won't matter.
Fr, I think Diddy is scum - but as absurd a number 1000 bottles of baby oil is - and the most likely reason he owns that much...
I can't really see how owning baby oil in whatever quantity is proof of his actual crimes, it feels like a distraction through absurdity.
That's what a dignified lawyer would do, but today trials half played out in the media, and they believe they "have" to come out and make statements forgetting the people don't have the obligation to respect and seriously consider them the way it happens in a court of law.
Alright, we have Epstein if he was Black, now where is Epstein if he was Chinese ?
anyone want to step up rq? 🤑
That would be chinese Winnie the pooh, aka the communist dictator of china
Detective Mullen is on the case
In Mexico buying baby oil
In China holding blackmail on half of the highest level CCP members. I can't even fathom the level of corrupt indulgence that goes on in some of those circles.
I understand why lawyers exist but... It is so hard to feel sympathy for them sometimes.
They got Cosby off the hook due to a technicality. They’re scum.
Yeah sometimes they do need money though and sometimes other people have to do something less moral than we do to make those ends meet, I'm not sure if this guy needs money though.
He’s a defense attorney. They are a core component of the legal system, and everyone has a constitutional right to be defended in court
@@facemonkeys still a loser
@@facemonkeysyeah, people like to say they hate lawyers until they need one, lol. there are scumbags and good people in every profession.
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P. Diddy’s lawyer is not a clown, he’s the whole circus. 🎪
is he supposed to not do what he’s paid for😭
Bro is stacked against impossible odds but he still need to try to do his job somehow give him a break 😭🙏
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