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  • @Adurite
    @Adurite 11 дней назад +13200

    "You cannot live on 400 grand a year"
    - a guy who has never been poor

    • @FastClicks
      @FastClicks 11 дней назад +41

      hey dont fuck with me!

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 11 дней назад +232

      I was able to retire at 33 after winning a million dollars and making it grow into an additional hundred thousand. If you're living extravagantly, 400,000/year isn't enough.

    • @zombibist
      @zombibist 11 дней назад +24

      give me free robux skibidi

    • @RoyLevan
      @RoyLevan 11 дней назад

      *Laughs in $400 a month*

    • @palmtreeman78
      @palmtreeman78 11 дней назад +29

      aka a spoiled kid

  • @Brocephus1776
    @Brocephus1776 11 дней назад +5790

    $300.00 allowance? I grew up working the family farm and got paid with dinner

    • @PippetWhippet
      @PippetWhippet 11 дней назад +525

      That’s why you’re almost certainly 100 times a better human than these scammers

    • @mangomariel
      @mangomariel 11 дней назад +234

      I got a 40 dollar allowance (per month), and I thought that was a lot. I felt privileged. My friend got 10.

    • @antoniofernandesmarchetti1097
      @antoniofernandesmarchetti1097 11 дней назад +68

      Same here. I had 2 cows and started receiving the money from their milk at age 17!

    • @resdraon
      @resdraon 11 дней назад +100

      you got dinner?!?!?!?

    • @enozlliks7794
      @enozlliks7794 11 дней назад +72

      @@mangomariel I didn't get an allowance

  • @BurchiiGoBrrr
    @BurchiiGoBrrr 10 дней назад +663

    35k a month not a enough?!?!? This should be less of a "how do you live on that" and more so "how the hell do you spend all that". I've literally always felt that 10-15k a month is pretty damn bougie. If you struggle to survive on 35k you seriously needa get back in touch with your roots as a human.

    • @onyx3019
      @onyx3019 8 дней назад +34

      I feel like even 5-7k is living very comfortably, with rent lined up every month ,stocked fridge ,free time ,vacations and a car and spending money ,what else do you really need

    • @WILLINGLYWILD
      @WILLINGLYWILD 7 дней назад

      @@onyx3019you can live off quite a bit less if you’re in a cheaper place

    • @sortaspicey9278
      @sortaspicey9278 7 дней назад +6

      Rich people stuff gets real expensive real fast. I'm not trying to say that you aren't rich and wouldn't know that, but I have been around wealthy people and they genuinely live in a different world where everything is like four times as much. Just because the people selling the products or services know their clientele are rich and can sell it for more

    • @WILLINGLYWILD
      @WILLINGLYWILD 7 дней назад +13

      @@sortaspicey9278 a quarter of 35k a month would still be more than enough a month, it’s greed and complete disconnection from normal society, even if I was a millionaire I wouldn’t spend like I was, I would be smart like I’ve had to be in the past to build something generational rather than blow everything I get so my descendants have to work like I did

    • @succurro
      @succurro 6 дней назад +3

      @@onyx3019Depends where you live. If you live in SF, you’ll be spending just that much or maybe more on rent.

  • @Dovahkiin049
    @Dovahkiin049 10 дней назад +166

    Assuming teenagers are getting $300 a month from their parents as an allowance is about the most rich person thing I've heard. My allowance was the roof over my head😅.

    • @CaptainCrimson77
      @CaptainCrimson77 7 дней назад +6

      And I quote: "you may as well call up you butler Jeeves and get a couple of gold bars"

    • @FROMISSCUTIE
      @FROMISSCUTIE 6 дней назад +2

      frr

    • @someasiankid6323
      @someasiankid6323 5 дней назад

      that's almost how much I get paid with my part time job

    • @maniacvision2867
      @maniacvision2867 5 дней назад

      I maybe got 25-50 bucks here and there if I did a bunch of chores, yard work, or sometimes made good grades in school. That was it though. My parents would of never given me 300 dollars.

    • @CaptainCrimson77
      @CaptainCrimson77 5 дней назад

      @@maniacvision2867 the most I have gotten was 200 bucks ONE TIME and it's cuz I spent all day helping my friend move

  • @ClutchSituation
    @ClutchSituation 11 дней назад +5994

    Finance Chad 101: "Want to make more money? Here's how!" Step 1: Have money. Step 2: Invest that money. 3. Profit.

    • @CryptoLogicGaming
      @CryptoLogicGaming 11 дней назад +67

      correct it takes money to make money, having money is the same thing as having an investor... lol

    • @masonprazak3612
      @masonprazak3612 11 дней назад +140

      @@CryptoLogicGaming yes but hes saying step 1 you cant just "have money"

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 11 дней назад +10

      If you want to win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy a ticket

    • @lux0rd01
      @lux0rd01 11 дней назад +45

      How to not be poor: "be born rich "

    • @dragonsharktopuscraft1017
      @dragonsharktopuscraft1017 11 дней назад

      Truth

  • @enderkatze6129
    @enderkatze6129 10 дней назад +1332

    If you could not live on 400k a year, we would all just literally be fucking dead

    • @pgibbons72
      @pgibbons72 10 дней назад +51

      According to the 2019 Wage Statistics published by the Social Security Administration, 99.38% of American wage-earners make LESS than $400,000

    • @papabear9938
      @papabear9938 10 дней назад +33

      @@pgibbons72that’s their point. You don’t need 400k a year to live comfortably.

    • @nitrodamus
      @nitrodamus 10 дней назад +18

      ​@papabear9938 i think that was that persons point too? Like, "yup, 99% of americans are fine on less than 400k"

    • @nesamdoom
      @nesamdoom 10 дней назад +5

      disability is like 11k. I couldn't live a day in his bullshit world.

    • @OneximusVerseAI
      @OneximusVerseAI 10 дней назад +1

      according to him you are already dead.

  • @vincenthernandez2242
    @vincenthernandez2242 10 дней назад +141

    This reminds me of those videos from a few years ago that were like "My teenage son bought a Tesla" and the first step of the video was "I own apartment complexes and I gave control of the Laundromats to my son so he can have free money"

  • @FailedSociety1247
    @FailedSociety1247 9 дней назад +14

    I once served Grant Cardone and his daughters at this restaurant I used to work at. something happened with the power during his stay and he demanded a refund. All I remember is directing him to a manager and his daughters apologizing to me on his behalf

  • @ThatOneCreepyGuy-bv5ey
    @ThatOneCreepyGuy-bv5ey 11 дней назад +8367

    Tiktok is probably the worst place to get advice about life bro 😭

  • @vtubersubs3803
    @vtubersubs3803 11 дней назад +1054

    "Take your allowance and buy real estate" LMAO

    • @Timmycoo
      @Timmycoo 10 дней назад +22

      actually made me snort laughing :P

    • @Joseph14411
      @Joseph14411 10 дней назад +3

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    • @Lazystu376
      @Lazystu376 10 дней назад +14

      I’ve seen him for years, he’s gotta just be a troll at this point in an effort to go viral. I mean I saw a video where he said “if I had 5k, I’d buy a 100k property that has 4 units. I rent out 3, live in 1 and now I make 10k a month and live for free”

    • @ronnieD-Raw
      @ronnieD-Raw 10 дней назад

      ​@OfficerJosephUTTP nah it's garbage

    • @Vibycko
      @Vibycko 10 дней назад +3

      Yeah, like any sane person would sell realestate to a 15y.o. kid, let alone for 300$. Absolutely delusional-

  • @ianflanders5096
    @ianflanders5096 10 дней назад +733

    They say you can't live on less than 400K per year, yet these are the same people who don't believe in raising minimum wage.

    • @d3ltac0n
      @d3ltac0n 9 дней назад +41

      ​@@ahmadsaab5217If you actually are trying to start an argument about economics in a RUclips comment section then you have no understanding of anything whatsoever

    • @ianflanders5096
      @ianflanders5096 9 дней назад

      @@ahmadsaab5217 They have higher wages in European countries, and last I checked, Europe was doing fine economically. In fact I believe the Euro has more buying power than the dollar. This whole "wage-price spiral" theory you allude to isn't grounded in reality at all and is pure propaganda designed to stop you from demanding a higher wage.

    • @sweatshirty
      @sweatshirty 9 дней назад +23

      raising the minimum wages fixes nothing, in fact, it will inflate the dollar and make everything more expensive

    • @Bender_B._Rodriguez
      @Bender_B._Rodriguez 9 дней назад +11

      Raising minimum wage raises cost of products when your currency is so weak because it's based on oil prices instead of gold like a real country.
      Wait till you find out what it's like making more money!

    • @sweatshirty
      @sweatshirty 9 дней назад +5

      @@Bender_B._Rodriguez coming from someone whos boss makes like a million a year, he pays nearly half in taxes

  • @joelucky39
    @joelucky39 5 дней назад +13

    I have a buddy that went on a job interview at his company. He was interviewing for a web developer position and Grant and His partner (another douchebag) asked questions like, "Why should I hire you instead of some kid that just graduated from High School." He said that this guy and his partner only spoke in sales pitches and the both of them were complete douchebags.

  • @bornkinggamer3347
    @bornkinggamer3347 11 дней назад +3584

    Fun fact, Grant Cardone is also a Scientologist. Yeah now it's starting to make sense isn't it?

    • @pontus_011
      @pontus_011 11 дней назад

      Lmao doesnt surprise me. Saw a video of his a while back where he was saying that the tate brothers were two men he'd trust over like anyone else. Lol sure pal, thats cos youre not a woman.

    • @nemesis8490
      @nemesis8490 11 дней назад +45

      🤯

    • @CharlotteWinslow
      @CharlotteWinslow 11 дней назад +55

      Ahhhh, interesting. Yup.

    • @yoitsmilotic
      @yoitsmilotic 11 дней назад +189

      Wow as if we needed more proof he was an idiot

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 11 дней назад

      @@yoitsmilotic I don't think most of these people joining Scientology r idiots. They just want the money. It's the young people that r brainwashed into it the most.

  • @One_Eleven111
    @One_Eleven111 11 дней назад +1916

    So if you an adult, 35k a month isn't enough to live on, but if you're a child 300 a month is enough to buy a rental property?

    • @Hunterthegreatman-tx7kh
      @Hunterthegreatman-tx7kh 11 дней назад +42

      Well played sir 👏

    • @Nichole9201
      @Nichole9201 11 дней назад +7

      So the guy who wastes tens of thousands of dollars on a cardboard gambling addiction, the guy with a failing comic series, the guy who lost money on a EA team ego trip, the guy who needs to throw pathetic "free money streams" as bait for channel growth, the guy that has no business credentials whatsoever and has never had any success in the field is trying to shlt talk on someone else about their spending habbits and financial accumen is hilariously pathetic.

    • @zachmoyer1849
      @zachmoyer1849 10 дней назад

      10x brotha

    • @0013bluejay
      @0013bluejay 10 дней назад +77

      ​@@Nichole9201because most likely it's all extra money and charlie has already budgeted his living money... Plus it's all content which in this business you have to spend a ton to make it back. Besides, he's already stated that the esports team is a huge loss in money, there is no money being made with them. And he's not the only person running it...

    • @tristanstebbens1358
      @tristanstebbens1358 10 дней назад +93

      ​​@@Nichole9201the difference is Charlie loses his money for stuff he finds fun, actively helps others through his RUclips firm, and provides enjoyable content.
      Meanwhile grant cardone actively scams his own fans and provides sub par low effort seminar content that actively spreads out of touch misinformation.
      So yeah, Charlie can comment on cardones spending habits lmao

  • @aussj4link214
    @aussj4link214 День назад +18

    At 35k a month saying there's no way to live off of that, the man really needs to get cheaper cocain.

  • @CellmateX
    @CellmateX 11 дней назад +2049

    With this guy's logic, you'll be able to retire by the age of 30.

    • @sunfish9341
      @sunfish9341 11 дней назад +170

      which means he did something wrong cause he’s pushing 45 and still doing this 💀

    • @MoltenArmour
      @MoltenArmour 11 дней назад +64

      @@sunfish9341 Grant is 66.

    • @Burningwoodz
      @Burningwoodz 11 дней назад +13

      @@sunfish9341 man does have a ton of money cringe guy tho

    • @dwarian5252
      @dwarian5252 11 дней назад +5

      @@MoltenArmour thats so much worse

    • @coresnap
      @coresnap 11 дней назад +6

      @@dwarian5252 i mean at this point, if you're makin money by doin nothin, why not keep goin? Obviously bro doesn't have any actual hobbies other than ripping people off.

  • @NerdyTransformed
    @NerdyTransformed 11 дней назад +1826

    The fact he thinks 300 a month is a normal allowance for kids says everything you need to know about him.

    • @captainsmileyface60
      @captainsmileyface60 11 дней назад +78

      That's his child support probably

    • @pensandshakers
      @pensandshakers 11 дней назад +10

      CHRISTMAS! Maybe if 250 dollars of that was going immediately into an IRA for college.

    • @Tsk42069
      @Tsk42069 11 дней назад +16

      Maybe 300 a year, possibly. Excluding birthday money

    • @tylerthompson5859
      @tylerthompson5859 11 дней назад +36

      The dude gave away the fact that he came from money with that shit. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bigdapramirez6157
      @bigdapramirez6157 11 дней назад +2

      I like how bad he is with money and he tries so hard to convince everyone that he's not

  • @informalnarwhals
    @informalnarwhals 6 дней назад +7

    had an advisor come in to our COLLEGE class and said ''this generation for some reason thinks it's hard to save money'' and i could not stop myself from putting my head in my hand. like man go back to speaking at grade schools, we're all sitting here getting in debt and living off ramen for a degree we may or may not even be able to make use of later.

    • @Rubenz343
      @Rubenz343 18 часов назад

      If you're not sure you may be able to make use of your degree, you picked the wrong degree

    • @informalnarwhals
      @informalnarwhals 10 часов назад

      @@Rubenz343 nah it's just that the job market just sucks, with or without a degree. its not a matter of ''right'' or ''wrong'' degrees, it's a matter of even being able to acquire jobs that make use of them at all. no one is willingly applying for minimum wage jobs that barely pay the rent, that's just all there is. can apply to higher paying jobs, but if you're lucky and hired, you get to work them a couple years max before mass layoffs.

  • @noelleelizabethan
    @noelleelizabethan 10 дней назад +64

    My brother and I worked for our dad's company. It went bankrupt in 2022. He did everything he could to Support us. I miss him so much. Definitely not a millionaire just want my dad.

  • @Xxnonymuz
    @Xxnonymuz 11 дней назад +864

    Charlie saying *”Hey pal, You just blow In from stupid town”* is one of only favorite lines he uses, it always gives me a chuckle 😂

    • @CK......
      @CK...... 11 дней назад +13

      Classic.

    • @Shaggydadogg
      @Shaggydadogg 11 дней назад +8

      Yeah he uses that line a lot and i love it also

    • @orngpeelr9017
      @orngpeelr9017 11 дней назад +36

      "You absolute goober/neanderthal" is definitely up there too.

    • @Nichole9201
      @Nichole9201 11 дней назад +2

      So the guy who wastes tens of thousands of dollars on a cardboard gambling addiction, the guy with a failing comic series, the guy who lost money on a EA team ego trip, the guy who needs to throw pathetic "free money streams" as bait for channel growth, the guy that has no business credentials whatsoever and has never had any success in the field is trying to shlt talk on someone else about their spending habbits and financial accumen is hilariously pathetic.

    • @TheSwansonian
      @TheSwansonian 10 дней назад +39

      @@Nichole9201bait used to be believable 😔

  • @bluetiger2468
    @bluetiger2468 11 дней назад +953

    3:14 WHAT KID IS GETTING 300$ A MONTH AS AN ALLOWENCE??? Bro, my allowance was food and a roof over my head. I have 3 brothers. With that logic, my parents would have to pay us 1,200$ a month!

    • @ljeans531
      @ljeans531 10 дней назад +40

      Crazy, I also got no allowance but my parents were pretty chill if we asked for something we REALLY wanted. Half the time we could have it.
      I even got an American girl doll

    • @vzxlid
      @vzxlid 10 дней назад +14

      I only got paid for babysitting my siblings after years of doing it for free and pestering my mom about how I shouldn’t have to, if she got an actual babysitter they’d get paid. I got paid like $30 and took my younger sister to see world war z (I was like 13 maybe lol). $30 for like the entire summer but I was ok with that, it was a lot of money to me then, and we weren’t rich.

    • @koraegi
      @koraegi 10 дней назад +8

      Only child
      Never had an allowance in my life
      :^(

    • @akunog5143
      @akunog5143 10 дней назад +8

      yeah, our family started off pretty well, but my dad ended up drinking up all his skill and money. by the time I was 6 the family split and i was stuck living with an alcoholic father who used the few friends he made and our corrupt justice system to destroy my mother. Needless to say, I didn't get any allowance, and I was lucky if the bastard had food in the house, let-a-lone cook it for me. so yeah, $300 a month would have been nice. I could have got food, but still probably not enough to start real estate investing, especially with the trauma I was going through mentally.

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 10 дней назад +6

      My parents would grant me an allowance
      Allowed to buy one game and then do chores for it for the next month or two 😭😭

  • @joshcantrell8397
    @joshcantrell8397 10 дней назад +16

    He’s a nutty Scientologist too

  • @NizKnight
    @NizKnight 10 дней назад +16

    $300 a month for an allowance is crazy bro better be working at 9 to 5 at them chores

  • @Harbinger_Hunter
    @Harbinger_Hunter 11 дней назад +3308

    If you ever need money, just print money, easy.

    • @KSMILE508
      @KSMILE508 11 дней назад

      @UTubeTrollbusterForce2024this shits gay and annoying notice how no one ever responds to you

    • @kenny187ful
      @kenny187ful 11 дней назад +96

      Weimar Germany be like:

    • @asroczka
      @asroczka 11 дней назад +8

      @@kenny187ful lol

    • @theboogeyman9813
      @theboogeyman9813 11 дней назад +38

      That's why inflation is rampant at the moment

    • @Cuwop2
      @Cuwop2 11 дней назад

      Bet I'll print it moist

  • @MattywannaToke
    @MattywannaToke 10 дней назад +569

    When you walk into a restaurant, you shouldn't be asking yourself "what am i going to eat?" You should be asking yourself, "how am I going to buy this restaurant?"

    • @pimpincodax8128
      @pimpincodax8128 10 дней назад +9

      RAAAAAAH

    • @MonstaTrapz
      @MonstaTrapz 10 дней назад +44

      You should be in the bins round the back for the scrap food, then sell it back to them out the front for 500% mark up

    • @perlundgren7797
      @perlundgren7797 10 дней назад +22

      @@MonstaTrapz A 500 % mark up for something you got for free still means you're giving it away. (🤓)

    • @MonstaTrapz
      @MonstaTrapz 10 дней назад +24

      @perlundgren7797 Yes sir but you're networking and forming connections

    • @nelsoc2
      @nelsoc2 10 дней назад +2

      haha... good Finance Chad advice

  • @yjw2
    @yjw2 10 дней назад +28

    The best thing I ever saw is when the ex T-Mobile CEO blew Grant Cardone out of the water. Bro roasted him on every level for being a TikTok fake CEO

    • @Amber-jb8su
      @Amber-jb8su 5 дней назад

      Yeah, who’s to say the numbers he’s shooting out are even real? He’s an absolute tool bag.

  • @sebenerepublic6848
    @sebenerepublic6848 5 дней назад +2

    “Yea your right gram, I should be, keep telling me how f***ing naughty I am” 😂😂😂😂shit is funny asl

  • @doodysdaggers
    @doodysdaggers 10 дней назад +424

    It feels like it’s Charlie against the stupidity of the entire internet. You are fighting the good fight

    • @zephpanyanouvong7071
      @zephpanyanouvong7071 9 дней назад +8

      With an audience this big, hopefully we can all fight the good fight alongside Charlie. You can't fix stupid, but you can educate them

    • @skoop651
      @skoop651 9 дней назад +10

      He always does the most basic takes that everyone agrees with. Would like to see him get into more controversial territory before saying that.

    • @YoungGod1111
      @YoungGod1111 9 дней назад +5

      @@skoop651 what controversial takes would you like Charles Manson to speak about then?

    • @cheezyblaztoyzeswet2674
      @cheezyblaztoyzeswet2674 8 дней назад

      ​@@skoop651 Of course you would

    • @madtwist2364
      @madtwist2364 8 дней назад +2

      @@YoungGod1111 Should cats be allowed to vote

  • @copeul7214
    @copeul7214 11 дней назад +1115

    “You can’t live on 400 grand” man I fucking wish I had more than a skittle in my account

    • @dudeoninternetiguess
      @dudeoninternetiguess 11 дней назад +56

      i got a button, a piece of lint and a paperclip

    • @Goblinboyo162
      @Goblinboyo162 11 дней назад +15

      I want a skittle 😞

    • @TheJudge287
      @TheJudge287 11 дней назад +25

      A Skittle? I wish. I have some lint, a curly hair, two brown and one gray coin, and a fly.

    • @HonduranMegatron
      @HonduranMegatron 11 дней назад +13

      400k a year is life changing money and I would take that much in a fucking heartbeat
      I don’t care if I have to clean hella dirty bathrooms or creepy cemeteries for that money

    • @TheJudge287
      @TheJudge287 11 дней назад +13

      @AttentionSeeker69- Fitting username.

  • @msccamberr
    @msccamberr 7 дней назад +7

    I never had an allowance growing up. Kids that got paid to do the dishes, take out the trash out or do the laundry is wild to me.

    • @FHTV19
      @FHTV19 15 часов назад

      That'd because you never had allowance

  • @nicholasthompson2263
    @nicholasthompson2263 9 дней назад +2

    "Better off finding the lucky charms mascots pot of gold "sent me bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @betterchapter
    @betterchapter 11 дней назад +290

    Everyone can become a billionaire
    Zimbabwe: "You should learn to aim higher"

  • @RoyLevan
    @RoyLevan 11 дней назад +954

    10$ says I can give even worse financial advice

  • @HopperYTRealChannel
    @HopperYTRealChannel 10 дней назад +8

    300 a month from allowence??? make that 30 cents

  • @XclynHere
    @XclynHere 10 дней назад +4

    He's just like "If you want to make more money, make more money"

  • @MinkJu
    @MinkJu 10 дней назад +86

    Forgot to mention the best part about Cardone, he's a SCIENTOLOGIST.

    • @silence4114
      @silence4114 9 дней назад +3

      No way lmao 💀

    • @fish578
      @fish578 9 дней назад +2

      This makes everything make sense.

    • @qine6559
      @qine6559 9 дней назад +1

      Omg!?? I didnt know

    • @JoThNoMi
      @JoThNoMi 6 дней назад

      *WHEEZE

  • @matthewhalo1799
    @matthewhalo1799 11 дней назад +617

    I was working every weekend mowing lawns, Saving my 300$ a week allowance. When it came down to it and I finally had to leave the nest at age 9, I asked my father for a small loan of a million dollars

    • @bogdanlevi
      @bogdanlevi 11 дней назад +28

      But was it at 0% interest though?

    • @matthewhalo1799
      @matthewhalo1799 11 дней назад

      @@bogdanlevi Oh heavens, no. It was much worse, I was only gaining 100K a month off of it. I could barely afford anything the first two years that I was living on my own in a house that he bought me.

    • @breakupgoogle4584
      @breakupgoogle4584 11 дней назад +49

      The classic nepo-baby "I pulled myself up by my bootstraps" myth.

    • @bbbbbbbbbbbuh4927
      @bbbbbbbbbbbuh4927 11 дней назад +5

      Lmao, goated conment

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 11 дней назад +1

      Lol

  • @pedrofang17
    @pedrofang17 10 дней назад +6

    I never had an allowance. If I needed something my parents would buy it but only if they thought it was a good purchase.

  • @ljkappler
    @ljkappler 9 дней назад +1

    Bro how does this guy come up with the stuff he says it’s js so random and I love it😭🙏

  • @eazycanna9763
    @eazycanna9763 11 дней назад +359

    *crickets* "You guys haven't done the math"
    No Grant...No....We did. 🤣

    • @coresnap
      @coresnap 11 дней назад +1

      hey he's just speaking common core math that only post-2010 people understand.

    • @Nichole9201
      @Nichole9201 10 дней назад

      So the guy who wastes tens of thousands of dollars on a cardboard gambling addiction, the guy with a failing comic series, the guy who lost money on a EA team ego trip, the guy who needs to throw pathetic "free money streams" as bait for channel growth, the guy that has no business credentials whatsoever and has never had any success in the field is trying to shlt talk on someone else about their spending habbits and financial accumen is hilariously pathetic.

    • @Themoonishereagain
      @Themoonishereagain 10 дней назад +3

      ​@@Nichole9201 bot comment, you've already written the same thing at least 2 more times

    • @neusyns
      @neusyns 10 дней назад

      Bout every month we do the math

    • @neusyns
      @neusyns 10 дней назад

      ​@@Nichole9201here's the difference
      Charlie isn't pretending to be able to give u the secrets to making money
      This idiot does and then charges you for it
      That's the difference

  • @sly387
    @sly387 10 дней назад +251

    GOT IT!
    Step 1: work for my fathers company
    Step 2: Locate and track down said father

    • @Z1d3w1nd3r
      @Z1d3w1nd3r 10 дней назад +5

      This statement really gonna sting the black community. 😢 😂

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 9 дней назад

      @@Z1d3w1nd3r AYO

    • @Foxthatisaplush
      @Foxthatisaplush 9 дней назад +3

      @@Z1d3w1nd3r i would deny that, but my parents divorced and my mom took me.

    • @nebulisnoobis102
      @nebulisnoobis102 9 дней назад

      @@Z1d3w1nd3r???

    • @paulovinasrocha6166
      @paulovinasrocha6166 8 дней назад +1

      ​@@Foxthatisaplushatleast you know your dad

  • @tinkercat8268
    @tinkercat8268 10 дней назад +17

    Aaron Smith Leven, a former Scientologist, was SO EXCITED that Charlie covered this that he had to talk about it on his channel because Grant Cardone is an OT level 8 Scientologist. He's at the very TOP of the cult courses.

  • @MarabelleBlue
    @MarabelleBlue 6 дней назад

    You had me at Jeeves 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TwistedSage
    @TwistedSage 11 дней назад +390

    If I couldn't figure out how to live on $400k a year I would be embarassed with myself, as a husband, a father, basically as a human being.

    • @corbinkendall6330
      @corbinkendall6330 11 дней назад +18

      My bills equal up to 30k a year i make about 35k so 5k for food and other expenses... If i have 400k i think i would have too much money.

    • @coresnap
      @coresnap 11 дней назад

      @@corbinkendall6330 as you should. If you're blowing $400k/yr, you're a certified moron. I mean, depending on how much you make. lol If you made $4m a year, $400k wouldn't be shit.

    • @Star_ieieo
      @Star_ieieo 11 дней назад +1

      ​@@corbinkendall6330oh wow ur bills r so low wut state r u in?

    • @Bfkcjscbsnjc
      @Bfkcjscbsnjc 11 дней назад +1

      So they guy who wastes tens of thousands of dollars on a cardboard gambling addiction, the guy with a failing comic series, the guy who lost money on a EA team ego trip, the guy who needs to throw pathetlc "free money streams" as bait for channel growth, the guy that has no business credentials whatsoever and has never had any success in the field is trying to shlt talk on someone else about their spending habbits and financial accumen is hilariously pathetlc.

    • @Nichole9201
      @Nichole9201 11 дней назад

      So the guy who wastes tens of thousands of dollars on a cardboard gambling addiction, the guy with a failing comic series, the guy who lost money on a EA team ego trip, the guy who needs to throw pathetic "free money streams" as bait for channel growth, the guy that has no business credentials whatsoever and has never had any success in the field is trying to shlt talk on someone else about their spending habbits and financial accumen is hilariously pathetic.

  • @EmperorPocky396
    @EmperorPocky396 10 дней назад +38

    I remember when this guy was on an undercover boss type show, and cried when he couldn’t sell a car lol.

  • @ketokeyes
    @ketokeyes 7 дней назад +2

    i got 5 dollars allowance if I mowed the lawn, picked up dog poop and took out trash. and that was when my parents remembered to pay me lol

  • @Sadiekinky
    @Sadiekinky 11 дней назад +436

    “If i made $400K a year , i will be embarrassed “???😭😭😭Dude I don’t even make 20K a year.

    • @Mr-pn2eh
      @Mr-pn2eh 11 дней назад +47

      If I made 400K year I'd retire at 30

    • @HulkSmash09
      @HulkSmash09 11 дней назад +23

      Damn bro get your bread up pls

    • @scarletspidey6898
      @scarletspidey6898 11 дней назад +10

      Same I only make 20k as a security guard but thats more a side gig cuz i basically run a sheep farm with my wife so yea even with that it's nowhere near 400k lol

    • @PippetWhippet
      @PippetWhippet 11 дней назад +15

      Don’t worry, he doesn’t earn $400k a year, they always lie about their success.

    • @tymondabrowski12
      @tymondabrowski12 11 дней назад

      ​@@Mr-pn2eh I'd retire in a year from now, tops. Full financial freedom in 12 months, as long as I'm responsible with it.

  • @OreOscar
    @OreOscar 11 дней назад +404

    "You cannot live on 400k a year"
    People making $2 a week in 40% of nations:

    • @MBarberfan4life
      @MBarberfan4life 11 дней назад +20

      He sounds like a really down to Earth person /s

    • @Heysiwickii
      @Heysiwickii 11 дней назад +9

      Love how he tried to relate to people "as a father, as a husband" blah blah.

    • @Nichole9201
      @Nichole9201 11 дней назад

      So the guy who wastes tens of thousands of dollars on a cardboard gambling addiction, the guy with a failing comic series, the guy who lost money on a EA team ego trip, the guy who needs to throw pathetic "free money streams" as bait for channel growth, the guy that has no business credentials whatsoever and has never had any success in the field is trying to shlt talk on someone else about their spending habbits and financial accumen is hilariously pathetic.

    • @thezackast2752
      @thezackast2752 10 дней назад

      ​@Nichole9201 Nichole stop spamming and just make one comment you look pathetic.

    • @xcell_r4thr87
      @xcell_r4thr87 10 дней назад +5

      ​@@Nichole9201you sound so mad, gonna cry? 😂😂😂

  • @SaturnGrl
    @SaturnGrl 10 дней назад +5

    When I was a kid, I got a $10 allowance for doing chores around the house, and I would get paid to babysit my parent's friends' kids for the same price. Wasn't making $300 a week. Pretty sure if I had been, there would be some child labor laws getting involved. Heck, where I lived, you couldn't have an actual wage job under the age of 15. The most you could do was maybe bag groceries for tips, and you still had to be 14 at the youngest for that. And guess how often folks tipped for groceries? Its not like tipping at a restaurant. You are basically a bagging intern.
    As I got into my teenage years, my dad upped my allowance to $20. Didn't babysit anymore as all the kids were too old by then, but I got a part-time job as a teen. $8.25 an hour was minimum wage, and saving every last penny to pay for my car and gas at the time, while still going to high school. And he's talking about investing in real estate? No teenager is that business savvy, and no way we can legally do that as a teenager.

  • @Valhal1776
    @Valhal1776 8 дней назад +4

    My allowance was 25 cents a week. I had no excuse not to build a real estate empire on that by age 11. A true failure of accomplishment.

  • @Goblinboyo162
    @Goblinboyo162 11 дней назад +62

    **Opens wallet**
    **Fly hovers out in a melancholic manner, emphasizing my lack of wealth**

    • @Fubie
      @Fubie 11 дней назад +7

      Damn. Couldn’t even afford the moth, just went full fly.

    • @Nichole9201
      @Nichole9201 10 дней назад

      So the guy who wastes tens of thousands of dollars on a cardboard gambling addiction, the guy with a failing comic series, the guy who lost money on a EA team ego trip, the guy who needs to throw pathetic "free money streams" as bait for channel growth, the guy that has no business credentials whatsoever and has never had any success in the field is trying to shlt talk on someone else about their spending habbits and financial accumen is hilariously pathetic.

    • @king_5647
      @king_5647 10 дней назад

      @@Fubie lol

  • @TryPuttingItInRice
    @TryPuttingItInRice 11 дней назад +178

    Grant Cardone has the nerve to sue others for $100M for defamation for calling him a con artist. he's literally the definition of a confidence artist.

    • @Nichole9201
      @Nichole9201 10 дней назад +2

      So the guy who wastes tens of thousands of dollars on a cardboard gambling addiction, the guy with a failing comic series, the guy who lost money on a EA team ego trip, the guy who needs to throw pathetic "free money streams" as bait for channel growth, the guy that has no business credentials whatsoever and has never had any success in the field is trying to shlt talk on someone else about their spending habbits and financial accumen is hilariously pathetic.

    • @nanderke4465
      @nanderke4465 10 дней назад

      ⁠@@Nichole9201grant cardone not gon let you hit lil bud, penguin is pointing out the delirium in grant cardones statements about how to make money with unrealistic standards to begin with, he sells courses and hosts talking events with insane prices to gouge the already struggling “entrepreneurs”

    • @Themoonishereagain
      @Themoonishereagain 10 дней назад +28

      ​​​@@Nichole9201 You know he can just donate you some money if you ask him during a livestream, right? That way you'll have enough money to buy some fries to go with all that salt of yours.

    • @Themoonishereagain
      @Themoonishereagain 10 дней назад +14

      @@GaryGary-zw4bx He's a bot, he doesn't have claims.

    • @An_Overcooked_Pie
      @An_Overcooked_Pie 10 дней назад +9

      ​@@GaryGary-zw4bx Tbf, the claims are actual garbage and only have validity when looking at them from specific lenses.

  • @pugbert123
    @pugbert123 10 дней назад +3

    0:18 big roast

  • @wolfmelody2787
    @wolfmelody2787 8 дней назад +1

    I liked that patrick star reference
    Hey pay you just blowing from stupid town?

  • @simpletutorialsdaily1549
    @simpletutorialsdaily1549 11 дней назад +463

    This 'get rich quick' fake advice from 'finance gurus' is beyond frustrating. They sell pipe dreams and prey on desperate people seeking to improve their situation. It's a harsh reality that wealth creation takes time, discipline, and hard work.

    • @Rx_AimAssist
      @Rx_AimAssist 11 дней назад +15

      Takes luck man only way out even if u set ur kids up by working ur life away they wont have the drive to keep it up thats how they set it up

    • @bluetiger2468
      @bluetiger2468 11 дней назад +21

      The harsh reality is if someone pays an influencer for a course on how to save money, they've already failed at saving money. It's basically like having a course to help you get sober, but you have to show up drunk or else they won't let you in. You're right, it takes time, hard work, and (what I believe is the most important thing) discipline. First step to saving money is to NEVER buy online influencer courses on how to save/make money.

    • @Bfkcjscbsnjc
      @Bfkcjscbsnjc 11 дней назад +2

      So they guy who wastes tens of thousands of dollars on a cardboard gambling addiction, the guy with a failing comic series, the guy who lost money on a EA team ego trip, the guy who needs to throw pathetlc "free money streams" as bait for channel growth, the guy that has no business credentials whatsoever and has never had any success in the field is trying to shlt talk on someone else about their spending habbits and financial accumen is hilariously pathetlc.

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 11 дней назад +5

      Yup. 90% of the time, their advice requires you to have $10k+ to invest. It’s just not applicable for most of the people who need financial help.

    • @Silverwidows
      @Silverwidows 11 дней назад +5

      And luck. You have to have the luck to run into the right people and situations

  • @xxravenxstarxx69
    @xxravenxstarxx69 11 дней назад +48

    an ex friend used to receive 1k a week as allowance and would complain it’s not enough

    • @chaosinsurgency9932
      @chaosinsurgency9932 11 дней назад +4

      thats 48k a year from allowance?

    • @bofa722
      @bofa722 10 дней назад +5

      Lil bro was literally getting paid livable wages for simply existing and still cried about it? Jfc talk about a soft man 😂

    • @Random_dud31
      @Random_dud31 10 дней назад +6

      ​@@chaosinsurgency9932more like 52 thousand. And that's all tax free.

    • @idontkn0ww
      @idontkn0ww 10 дней назад

      no fuckin way

    • @Sghgyv
      @Sghgyv 10 дней назад +6

      I feel so rich when I manage to have 1k in my bank account, that’s actually crazy

  • @Recraw7
    @Recraw7 9 дней назад

    Charlie really said summon jeeves 😂

  • @YubinChoi-tl3kd
    @YubinChoi-tl3kd 10 дней назад +2

    300$ for a monthly allowance is crazy.. my brother and I fought over who was going to ask mom to buy us a basketball

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 10 дней назад +41

    "How do you make sense of $35,000 a month?"
    Mate, I would happy to make $35,000 a *year!* I'd have a little more money each month for myself and I'd worry less on what ever bills and Body Corporate I have to pay.

  • @randall197
    @randall197 11 дней назад +133

    Grant is ridiculous. he says put 300 bucks in real estate that pays you 30 bucks a month… that’s a 10% return per MONTH. Im a developer and I can tell you if you get a quality investment at 10% per year you are very happy. And you can’t invest 300 bucks into real estate unless you stick it in a public reit or something which is going to earn you even less than 10% per year even possibly lose you money. It’s always the same thing, “I did so can you” with never any substance on how to do it because it doesn’t exist.

    • @dorjjodvobatkhuu6457
      @dorjjodvobatkhuu6457 11 дней назад +16

      I so hate it when people always give you the "I used to do that so why can't you" as if what they did implies with the same external factors to me, it's fucking bullshit

    • @alexiiconner
      @alexiiconner 11 дней назад

      @@dorjjodvobatkhuu6457exactlyyy. it’s always the super out of touch ppl who claim they’re like everyone else too

    • @bogdanlevi
      @bogdanlevi 11 дней назад +6

      Real estate gurus often pitch some weird mortgage schemes where you get 20:1 or even higher leverage.
      This Cardone guy if I'm not mistaken has a bit where he describes how you "go to the bank bring them $1 mil, they multiply it making it $3mil $5mil, blah-blah-blah a billion dollars". So a 1000:1 leverage in this case.
      In their universe 10% a month probably makes some sense.

    • @LLoydwng
      @LLoydwng 11 дней назад +1

      ROI of 10 months. He get back new one every 10 months. 😅

    • @OriginalCovfefe
      @OriginalCovfefe 11 дней назад

      Guys like him are full of sh. The only way they make money is by scamming or selling a pipe dream to a bunch of desperate and braindead fools via courses.

  • @JG7772
    @JG7772 10 дней назад

    Literally "Step 1: Ask Your dad for money..." 😂

  • @pchasco
    @pchasco 10 дней назад +1

    I love every video that shits on famous scientologists.

  • @jblen
    @jblen 10 дней назад +185

    "seriously how can you live on 3500 a month?"
    Maybe he has a point. We should tax guys like him and give it to all the people earning less than that.

    • @theleafeon1
      @theleafeon1 10 дней назад +41

      Its worse because he was saying 35,000.. that's like a yearly salary

    • @icanbuildguys1608
      @icanbuildguys1608 9 дней назад

      ok tankie

    • @burtreynolds8030
      @burtreynolds8030 8 дней назад

      Giving more money to the government isn’t going to solve the financial inequality issue, you have to get the ultra wealthy to spend that money on investments or goods and services, then it actually goes back into the economy, if you just have the government take more money from them all you will have is more bloated government programs that don’t work, VA for example, not to mention all the corruption of the US, why tax bezos if it’s all going to end up in pelosi’s checking account?

  • @Skummy123
    @Skummy123 11 дней назад +115

    How to be rich
    step 1: have connections, don't be poor

    • @Blakoss-ry4nd
      @Blakoss-ry4nd 11 дней назад +11

      Step 2: break laws, evade tax

    • @Malenia_BladeOfMiquella
      @Malenia_BladeOfMiquella 11 дней назад

      Nah first step is have rich parents..

    • @Skummy123
      @Skummy123 11 дней назад

      @@Malenia_BladeOfMiquella connections 🙂

    • @Skummy123
      @Skummy123 11 дней назад

      @@Malenia_BladeOfMiquella It’s not what you do but who you know, same goes for committing crimes

    • @theKGB1000
      @theKGB1000 6 дней назад

      How to be rich
      Step 1: Stop Being Poor 😂

  • @levibuyas6698
    @levibuyas6698 9 дней назад +1

    Charlie is going to write and produce a horror film for sure. He had access to that big ole studio now and he’s learning the ropes. Mark my words

  • @litupmeboio9115
    @litupmeboio9115 9 дней назад

    I asked for an allowance as a kid and my mom laughed in my face 😂

  • @thekraken4886
    @thekraken4886 10 дней назад +9

    Well he's a scientologist.....so.....yea.

  • @N0bodyn01
    @N0bodyn01 11 дней назад +25

    I’m 33 and haven’t made 400,000 in my life. Live with my lady. Nice two bedroom, downtown apartment in Athens, Ga. Eat well. Pay all my bills. Car. Vacations. Haha what?

    • @FikuKromoUzuFajrovulpon
      @FikuKromoUzuFajrovulpon 11 дней назад

      You also have the right to travel to, do business, reside, and vote in 26 other countries. I'd rather be you than that guy! 🇬🇷🇪🇺😁

    • @bofa722
      @bofa722 10 дней назад

      ​@@FikuKromoUzuFajrovulpon wym? How would he (Guru scammer) not be able to do that

    • @daniellet4218
      @daniellet4218 10 дней назад

      go dawgs

    • @Boonweezy
      @Boonweezy 10 дней назад +2

      I'm so glad that I'm not materialistic. It would be nice to have financial freedom of not having a mortgage/rent and car payments but it's not worth grinding 16 hour days for the next 10 years. I think I speak for most people when I say I came from a household that was not wealthy, mainly raised by the internet my parents didn't realy do much in the way of teaching me how to handle money, entrepreneurship, etc. as they didn't have the skills either. It my be anecdotal majority of the people that I know that are wealthy came from wealth. either they worked for their parents, their parents gifted them a franchise, or their entrepreneur parents just taught from from a young age how to be an entrepreneur (which I do respect a lot more than ther first 2 though this probably comes with a lot of financial backing and connections).

  • @uhhcoolstory5627
    @uhhcoolstory5627 10 дней назад +2

    3:00 he’s also a Scientologist 😂

  • @MohamadSame-vq7hq
    @MohamadSame-vq7hq 9 дней назад

    What kind of lighting equipment was used in this video?

  • @squishylemon8577
    @squishylemon8577 10 дней назад +87

    This guy knows what he is talking about. At $300 a month, that's $3,600 a year. The average home costs about $400,000 (AUD), so all you need to do is save up for 23 years, and you will have $85,000 for a nice down payment. So, at the sweet old age of 38, you can buy a shitbox home with a $315,000 mortgage. with a rough average interest rate of 5% at 30years you make -1,388$ (aud) a month... at least you will own the home at 53 if your not bankrupt

    • @bctalkspod
      @bctalkspod 9 дней назад +12

      And that's not even factoring in inflation lol in that 23 years that $400K home will be end up raising to $600-800K depending on where you live 😂

    • @Camerz
      @Camerz 9 дней назад +4

      where do you live where the average house is 400,000 AUD? the average house price is at least 800k in my area minimum

    • @ericb8689
      @ericb8689 7 дней назад

      ​@@Camerzare they making up numbers where you live? A decent 3 bedroom two story house is 200k in the states

    • @Camerz
      @Camerz 6 дней назад

      @@ericb8689 in my area (not the city), the price for a 3 bedroom, single story house is essentially 750-800k aud (~540k USD) for 2 story, it is easily 950k+. There are a lot of different factors in play that can change the price, but that tells you that 400k AUD is too low, lmao

    • @Camerz
      @Camerz 6 дней назад

      @@ericb8689 in my area (which isn't the city), house prices are usually from 750-800k, but some can easily be in the 900-950k+ range. 400k would be a steal. once you enter the city, it is usually 1 million minimum, but can easily go in the multi million range

  • @Tahsumi
    @Tahsumi 10 дней назад +54

    That one Thai Ad of the guy that stops drinking because of stress and completely turns his life around is the best we’re gonna get for life advice

  • @pattomwau
    @pattomwau 10 дней назад

    "One house, pwease" - 2 kids in an overcoat

  • @andywub
    @andywub 9 дней назад

    isnt that the mucus who wants people to sell him a water bottle

  • @aadil4750
    @aadil4750 11 дней назад +76

    I remember seeing a clip of Grant talking about hanging out with his family. He said something like “I never hang out with my uncle, that poorness is gonna rub off on me”

    • @Nichole9201
      @Nichole9201 11 дней назад +4

      So the guy who wastes tens of thousands of dollars on a cardboard gambling addiction, the guy with a failing comic series, the guy who lost money on a EA team ego trip, the guy who needs to throw pathetic "free money streams" as bait for channel growth, the guy that has no business credentials whatsoever and has never had any success in the field is trying to shlt talk on someone else about their spending habbits and financial accumen is hilariously pathetic.

    • @shinycharizard9221
      @shinycharizard9221 10 дней назад +17

      ​@Nichole9201 your mother

    • @sminking-ky9jc
      @sminking-ky9jc 10 дней назад

      @@Nichole9201”one could say he is a con man, but he still has more credibility,” Yeah, I guess you are out of your fucking mind. Being a conman removes about all of your credibility instantly. You probably bought Boogie’s faddy tokens 💀

    • @lostnoire2036
      @lostnoire2036 10 дней назад +23

      ​@Nichole9201 is that you grant?

    • @TheFirstAtom
      @TheFirstAtom 10 дней назад +17

      @@Nichole9201At least Charlie gives out money. Grant needs all the money he can get so he can continue to help fund his Scientology addiction

  • @jackw3302
    @jackw3302 11 дней назад +61

    There are so many articles out there of "Here's how I paid off my house and student loans by 30 and here's how!" and it's mostly their parents let them stay rent free at their mansion for a couple of years while making $300,000 a year at their parents' business. It's so frustrating that a lot of people think that is normal.

    • @Jfromes1
      @Jfromes1 10 дней назад +10

      Lol I remember this article from like 3 years ago. Some 30 year old had a million dollars saved for retirement and in that article it mentioned he had inherited a house from his family along with a 800,000 dollar inheritance and his job was some gig he got from his family that paid 300k a year.

    • @canadat4380
      @canadat4380 10 дней назад +4

      Yeah it's always rich ppl to begin with who were born into rich family's alot of us are lucky to even have any family let alone a rich one.

    • @michaelhutchings8599
      @michaelhutchings8599 10 дней назад

      ​@@Jfromes1
      So inspirational! 😂
      That's just ridiculously lucky.
      I dated this chick who had no idea how wealthy her parents were. 6 bedroom mansion with a seperate house (essentially).
      It was hilarious and frustrating at the same time.
      Funny: Because she thought that everyone's parents bought them 30k car's as a 18th birthday present.
      Frustrating: Because she would just get 500 dollar's from her Dad most day's and spend it on BS.
      Then had the nerve to call her parents cuntzzz.
      They bought her a HOUSE and still thought that they were bad people. I didn't know them that well, but she didn't get cigarettes put out on her as a kid.
      Some people are oblivious to how good they have it.
      Objectively one of the worst people I've met.
      But the ussy was good and I was young.

    • @lexdavies3656
      @lexdavies3656 10 дней назад +2

      There are people out there who really think you can buy an house just giving up avocados and Netflix. No wonder the economy is heading for another 2008 financial crash with that kind of financial ‘advice’

    • @Jfromes1
      @Jfromes1 10 дней назад

      @@lexdavies3656 bro. Saving 20 bucks a month is totally gonna make buying a 650k ranch easier

  • @lordteagan6252
    @lordteagan6252 9 дней назад

    So i have a space open for a dad, where is this guy at so i can get my allowance 😂

  • @jaysven6153
    @jaysven6153 10 дней назад

    Going to the internet for advice is always a terrible idea

  • @dookie8489
    @dookie8489 10 дней назад +14

    You need to make more of these videos exposing more financial gurus. It’s sad how many people fall for these scams

  • @RAB1D_ROB0TS
    @RAB1D_ROB0TS 11 дней назад +65

    So many scammers out there I hate them all

  • @njabulombuyazi5132
    @njabulombuyazi5132 2 дня назад +1

    😂😂😂yo was listening to this at work 🤣😂🤣 eventually closed my office door cause I kept laughing 🤣😂

  • @ghost3lite216
    @ghost3lite216 7 дней назад

    bro your shit is bang on lol i find myself mouthing things you say at the same time randomly

  • @aceghost1074
    @aceghost1074 11 дней назад +314

    Dawg when i was deployed, when factoring in on base housing, COLA,Taxes and the rest, i had a bit over 100k a year.
    When i tell you, going from my parents never making over 60k despite both of them working, then when i first moved out living on like 35ish, i had more money i knew what to do with, i just started paying my families and friends debts.
    Thats not like a boast i was just blessed. Saying youre embarrassed for 400k is...idk dawg. Thats past outta touch.

    • @dwarfdigger135
      @dwarfdigger135 11 дней назад +15

      Appreciate it brother

    • @Enjoyurble
      @Enjoyurble 11 дней назад +12

      This is an incredibly low bar, but you're better than Grant Cardone.

    • @UnculturedPigeon
      @UnculturedPigeon 11 дней назад +1

      No taxes babyyyyyyyyyy

    • @Bfkcjscbsnjc
      @Bfkcjscbsnjc 11 дней назад

      So they guy who wastes tens of thousands of dollars on a cardboard gambling addiction, the guy with a failing comic series, the guy who lost money on a EA team ego trip, the guy who needs to throw pathetlc "free money streams" as bait for channel growth, the guy that has no business credentials whatsoever and has never had any success in the field is trying to shlt talk on someone else about their spending habbits and financial accumen is hilariously pathetlc.

    • @ThePoetRobin
      @ThePoetRobin 11 дней назад +1

      50s son: ''i cant live on 6700 a month''
      This guy: ''absolutely right!''😂
      Slavery!

  • @WyattHarding-ue8mh
    @WyattHarding-ue8mh 10 дней назад +12

    This man is Grant Cardone, I remember him from watching Undercover Billionaire, and in that show he was an absolute goober who literally got everyone to pay for things for him, then said no handouts. Truly one of the men of all time. I would really recommend undercover billionaire (season two)

  • @xManicx
    @xManicx 7 дней назад +1

    $300 allowance? I cleaned the entire house and made straight A's and my "allowance" was dinner and homework lmao

  • @ericvalentin1655
    @ericvalentin1655 2 дня назад

    "you know what's better than this big garage with my four Lamborghinis? KNOWLEDGE!"

  • @SamClemens-id3cl
    @SamClemens-id3cl 11 дней назад +17

    That was a grade A rant, Mr. Penguin. I dont usually watch your channel; but that was hysterical.

    • @Nichole9201
      @Nichole9201 10 дней назад

      So the guy who wastes tens of thousands of dollars on a cardboard gambling addiction, the guy with a failing comic series, the guy who lost money on a EA team ego trip, the guy who needs to throw pathetic "free money streams" as bait for channel growth, the guy that has no business credentials whatsoever and has never had any success in the field is trying to shlt talk on someone else about their spending habbits and financial accumen is hilariously pathetic.

    • @Kobaford
      @Kobaford 10 дней назад +3

      @@Nichole9201 I'd still trust him more than a scientologist

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 10 дней назад +1

      @@Nichole9201go away, you don’t like the channel and we viewers don’t like you. Why are you here? Bye Felicia 🤷‍♂️

  • @jaygotti4966
    @jaygotti4966 10 дней назад +12

    2:00 bruh lmao wtf i almost spit out my water

  • @HopperYTRealChannel
    @HopperYTRealChannel 10 дней назад +1

    man thinking 35 thousand is just one shed

  • @nivekzorantinez8872
    @nivekzorantinez8872 10 дней назад +1

    Me living off a 33k "damn, how am I doing it.."

  • @DRGEngineer
    @DRGEngineer 11 дней назад +235

    the fact people havent realized a majority of these "financial advice experts" are probably intentionally giving terrible advice so their audience keeps "needing" said advice and thus keep paying for their courses

    • @baphomutt
      @baphomutt 11 дней назад +8

      yeah, that was Tate's strategy with his pick-up advice, lol

    • @DallaS.88
      @DallaS.88 11 дней назад +2

      It's not that they are necessarily giving them bad advice, it's just that you need a significant sum of money ($100k or more) you don't need or care about in order to start actually making f u money. But the people they market to and those looking for this advice are people wanting to make money but not having the funds already to make more. These people just don't recognize the system is rigged, and there isn't much they can do to actually get as wealthy as this guy.
      Take Taco Bell for example; I've seen financials for franchisees and they basically print money. To open up 1 store, you need to prove you have $2 million in liquid assets (basically cash), $5 million net worth, and access to significant capital.
      The real secret to making money is already having money which isn't a secret at all. But people really just don't get it because they only see the rare successful people that truly skyrocketed on their own and think it always happens while ignoring how luck plays a part.

    • @bluetiger2468
      @bluetiger2468 11 дней назад +1

      Yeah, they give the advice of, "This course is 200$, but that's a small price to pay to learn how to make millions!". The reality is, if they were giving you real advice, they would tell you "This course is 200$, so don't buy this course because it's not something you currently need. Put that 200$ aside, and boom, you already saved 200$! Good Job."

    • @DallaS.88
      @DallaS.88 11 дней назад

      @@bluetiger2468 so many opportunities to place the dollar sign in the correct postion

    • @Bfkcjscbsnjc
      @Bfkcjscbsnjc 11 дней назад

      So they guy who wastes tens of thousands of dollars on a cardboard gambling addiction, the guy with a failing comic series, the guy who lost money on a EA team ego trip, the guy who needs to throw pathetlc "free money streams" as bait for channel growth, the guy that has no business credentials whatsoever and has never had any success in the field is trying to shlt talk on someone else about their spending habbits and financial accumen is hilariously pathetlc.

  • @statesminds
    @statesminds 11 дней назад +10

    I used to work for a honda dealership and they paid for “cardone university” and forced us to take the courses lol i hated him

  • @rolllimbo973
    @rolllimbo973 10 дней назад

    This guy shows up to his seminars drunk apparently lmao

  • @dmgszn
    @dmgszn 9 дней назад

    Allowance? I was ALLOWED to live there.

  • @ChuuyaS1mp
    @ChuuyaS1mp 11 дней назад +12

    What is it with people on TikTok and horrible advice 😭

  • @schattenmann7006
    @schattenmann7006 10 дней назад +12

    1:30 ah yes the first quadruple A Game: Boner in the Water. 😂😂

  • @John-vx9uj
    @John-vx9uj 9 дней назад

    The opening bit about finance gurus applies just as well therapists

  • @williamlear4713
    @williamlear4713 9 дней назад

    Man played monopoly one time and figured out the way of life.

  • @rtan8780
    @rtan8780 9 дней назад

    2:28 idk why but the Narnia comment killed me

  • @JacksonLuth
    @JacksonLuth 10 дней назад +3

    Brother, you know how to roast someone. This was gold 😂😂