My poor father. 5 helpers in the car. A wife and 4 daughters. This was great. 😅🤣. My poor dad. He always knows when the light changes. ✨️ and we all make that noise. Give my dad a glass of whiskey. Please.
Christian Clean, Funny humor is a wonderful break from the mess going on in the world. Wado for putting this on here for people to see and hear, NO matter the critics who feel it is their job to analyze everything, NOT even what IS going on in THEIR own life’s.Their GOAL is to stop you from showing ANYTHING Christian, BUT Please continue to put Christian Humor here, Please.wado,ANN BENSON. ,
Here's a true story Tim: My ex went to the store and I stayed home with the kids. When she got home she was mad at me because she saw a woman at the store who she knew I would think was attractive.
yup I learned early on women are just nuts and none of them are ever happy with their man unless they do exactly what they want (which changes weekly), being single at 48 is pretty nice I have to say.
See...I've been trained to be a helper in the car...when I was a little kid my mom would be looking for something and would tell me "tell me when the light changes"...now I do it without thinking. I'm sorry. 😅
Jesus, also, as His Father God did, sanctioned marriage. A person just has to discern how the Lord wants them in particular to live: single or married.
OMG! It's been quite a few years now, but more than once I woke up in the morning, totally pissed off at my husband all from some stupid dream that I had gotten mad at... then we'd get home from work that night he would wonder what was wrong, and I would TELL him!!! The poor guy was like "what are you even talking about?" and eventually, after ripping him to pieces, I told him that I had a dream last night and I was so pissed off. I haven't had one of those dreams in years. Probably why we are still married 34 years later. Poor guy, men can't catch a break some times. But he learned how to solve that problem. On weekends, he was used to getting up much earlier than me, so when our boys would wake up, he would take them to a local restaurant for breakfast which guaranteed me another 2 hours of sleep. He actually started doing that when we only had one boy. And the waitresses as well as the owner knew us well, so anytime we were there for supper, usually Friday or Saturday night, they would tease the boys. Like swiping a french fry from their plate or if we were just there for an ice cream cone, the owner's son would ask one of them to smell it, and as soon as it got close to his face, he would give it a tiny push so he would end up with ice cream on his nose. I don't know who enjoyed it more, the guy, the kids, or us. Those were great times.
@@emilyly8559 Thank you Mila, I wish that same family still owned the place and that prices weren't so high now. We have 2 granddauaghters but they live 500 miles away so trips aren't often but I would love for them to have the same experience. Just one of many sweet memories. I just asked my husband if he remembered any of the times I was mad at him because of a dream, and he almost choked as he laughed and nodded.
@@survivrs I can imagine, but I'm sure they'll have other great experiences and will have such beautiful memories when they're older - especially when having you as a grandparent. I'm sorry if I'm going too deep here but your love sounds so pure and I wish you the very best for you, your husband and your grandchildren - and so much time and laughs with all of them.
I know exactly where you are coming from! Wife to husband: "Honey, which skirt do you like best"? "This one or this one"? I never chose the right one. Not even once! It's a game to keep us menfolk in our place...make us feel unequal...keep us edgy..
Mad for misbehaving in her dreams?? Now I've been more guarded with someone I was dating after a dream of him mistreating me, but I took it as a warning because he was _already_ displaying very selfish tendencies so I genuinely took that dream as a warning (the dream was realistic in my case), but if he's doing the best he can for her and she gets all attitude because _in her dream_ he was playing cards with a little bunny when in real life he would not have been so nonchalant if his wife was in danger? Now that's just messed up!
Just go with your gut feeling. When it comes to guys being rude. You're right. Dump him and move on. His behavior will only get worse. Save yourself the headache.
@@IsabelJRP923 Oh yes, for sure. This was over 15 years ago. I no longer had those feelings for him and did not get more serious with him even when he started to have feelings for _me_ (we were only friends but i had feelings for him). Later, he met and married someone else, and... let's just say I counted it a blessing that he had not reciprocated until after I was emotionally free of him.
My sister slapped her man when she woke up from a dream where he cheated on her. Sleeping soundly, smack, what I do? He asked. She answered I had a dream you cheated on me.
ROFLMAO! Had a buddy of mine go through the same thing with a gf, needless to say, they didn't last long after that. The crazy factor out weighed the hot factor too much.
Hey Tim, are you married to my wife? We do that "Where do you want to eat" game too. One night I asked, where do you want to eat? She said, You pick a place. I drove to Cracker Barrel. As soon as we entered the parking lot she said, I hate Cracker Barrel! So I asked again, where would you like to go? She said, I don't care. I we drove home. I made myself a frozen pizza. It was great. Now when I ask, where would you like to go for dinner? She gives me an answer. We just celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary. Their bark is worse than their bite.
The helper in the car we are on vacation in Tennessee going over what was called Cherokee mountain nothing but switchbacks looks like you're going right over the side of the cliff and it turns I'm driving she is screaming for me to slow down I turned to her and said lady I'm in second gear I'm riding the brakes I'm doing less than 20 miles an hour and I'm leading a parade it's not a whole lot more I can do the next scream of slow down I pulled over let all the traffic past and told her you drive I'll sit over there and scream in your ear for a while
if wives spent the time they use to try to and change their husbands, being nice to them instead, there would never be a divorce. The problem with marriage is, wives think they are equal and treat their husbands poorly. The husband is the priest of the home and the wife is to honour and respect the husband. In fact the Bible says to obey your husbands as the church obeys Christ. It is too bad that people who call themselves Christians have no clue what the Bible says about salvation let alone marriage. There will be a lot of people where they don't want to be in the end because of their ignorance of truth.
men only get helpers if they need one and most do need one cause they are USELESS. He obviously hates women because everything I have seen so far is a put down. Oh, and nothings funny either!
What a snowflake! Lol well you obviously are projecting your hate of men. Trust me sweetheart, there ain't a guy that you will ever have to worry about because you will be single for a long time with that hate. Good riddens!
He is great, cracks me up!! Very talented!!
My poor father. 5 helpers in the car. A wife and 4 daughters. This was great. 😅🤣. My poor dad. He always knows when the light changes. ✨️ and we all make that noise. Give my dad a glass of whiskey. Please.
I have tears streaming down from the "wife in the car" bit. I was eating a tart and spit it everywhere!
This guy is so funny. I laughed so hard. I have not laughed in so long.
Same. Lol
How to be a comedian (according to Tim HIMSELF): live life, take notes, and tell STRANGERS! lol
Christian Clean, Funny humor is a wonderful break from the mess going on in the world. Wado for putting this on here for people to see and hear, NO matter the critics who feel it is their job to analyze everything, NOT even what IS going on in THEIR own life’s.Their GOAL is to stop you from showing ANYTHING Christian, BUT Please continue to put Christian Humor here, Please.wado,ANN BENSON.
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Christian comedian. Oxymoron.
Amen!!! Laughter is good for the soul
Still funny no matter how many times I watch him.😂😂😂
Best regards to Mrs. Hunky for providing the kernel of truth in his wife jokes. You should get an award for your good-nature.
I also love how he gets all the christian humor things we all know as christians he talks about hes great!
I love how he kind of whisper-laughs at his own jokes.
Here's a true story Tim: My ex went to the store and I stayed home with the kids. When she got home she was mad at me because she saw a woman at the store who she knew I would think was attractive.
John Atchison Holy hell......man there’s just no winning 🙄
Damn that's rough
yup I learned early on women are just nuts and none of them are ever happy with their man unless they do exactly what they want (which changes weekly), being single at 48 is pretty nice I have to say.
See...I've been trained to be a helper in the car...when I was a little kid my mom would be looking for something and would tell me "tell me when the light changes"...now I do it without thinking. I'm sorry. 😅
This is some of the best comedy!
This dude right here is hilarious.
My dear wonderful husband loves his little helper! hahaha
I cannot take it away. I love him.
I love how pertinent his comedy is to real life situations. Hilarious
I love how hes able to do the crying tone so smoothly
Hes the only one that makes me really laugh i love tim!!! The best !
That was perfectly cheesy and freaking hilarious!!
Don't eat and watch at the same time. LOL
"No she likes Pepsi"
That's a deal breaker for me... no one sane likes Pepsi
LOL! You WOULD play poker with a RABBIT while I am being EATEN by a BEAR! This guy is sooo funny!
The bear was chasing me. . . With his teeth!
"and you did nothing" hahahaha I was dead from that point on
It's not like opportunities to play poker with rabbits come along every day! Just run faster, sweetheart.
Right?
Gewgulkan Suhckitt EXACTLY 😂😂😂
My 3 yr old grandson is my helper. "Nana, Stop the light is Red."
"Honey, I'm 1/2 block from the light."
"Stop. STOP! It's Red, Nana!"😂
What would Jesus do? I believe he stayed single
See SEE this guy gets it
He did stay single.
stay single AND not put women down.
Jesus, also, as His Father God did, sanctioned marriage. A person just has to discern how the Lord wants them in particular to live: single or married.
Little Birdy got the worm get over yourself please they get on us too be a good sport lol jeez would hate to be your husband
This entire bit started so many fights when couples got home... because it is the truth of the hypocrisy that some women get away with too much.
ALL women get away with too much nowadays, as we've spoiled them for far too long. Especially the last three generations.
My wife didn’t see the humor.
He kills me laughing.
Tim Hawkins is not as dumb as he says he is, and he is hunky :-)
Sounds like he has been in my car!
OMG! It's been quite a few years now, but more than once I woke up in the morning, totally pissed off at my husband all from some stupid dream that I had gotten mad at... then we'd get home from work that night he would wonder what was wrong, and I would TELL him!!! The poor guy was like "what are you even talking about?" and eventually, after ripping him to pieces, I told him that I had a dream last night and I was so pissed off. I haven't had one of those dreams in years. Probably why we are still married 34 years later. Poor guy, men can't catch a break some times. But he learned how to solve that problem. On weekends, he was used to getting up much earlier than me, so when our boys would wake up, he would take them to a local restaurant for breakfast which guaranteed me another 2 hours of sleep. He actually started doing that when we only had one boy. And the waitresses as well as the owner knew us well, so anytime we were there for supper, usually Friday or Saturday night, they would tease the boys. Like swiping a french fry from their plate or if we were just there for an ice cream cone, the owner's son would ask one of them to smell it, and as soon as it got close to his face, he would give it a tiny push so he would end up with ice cream on his nose. I don't know who enjoyed it more, the guy, the kids, or us. Those were great times.
That is just too cute
@@emilyly8559 Thank you Mila, I wish that same family still owned the place and that prices weren't so high now. We have 2 granddauaghters but they live 500 miles away so trips aren't often but I would love for them to have the same experience. Just one of many sweet memories. I just asked my husband if he remembered any of the times I was mad at him because of a dream, and he almost choked as he laughed and nodded.
@@survivrs I can imagine, but I'm sure they'll have other great experiences and will have such beautiful memories when they're older - especially when having you as a grandparent. I'm sorry if I'm going too deep here but your love sounds so pure and I wish you the very best for you, your husband and your grandchildren - and so much time and laughs with all of them.
U were playing poker with a rabbit!!!
And Heavy Weapons Guy, Strong Bad and Tycho!!!
This is great. Love your humor.
Tim Hawkins. Clicked on this video 7 second in the video starts off with " we are all idouts "
COMEDY GENIUS!!!!
Hahahahaha The struggle is real
I know exactly where you are coming from! Wife to husband: "Honey, which skirt do you like best"? "This one or this one"? I never chose the right one. Not even once! It's a game to keep us menfolk in our place...make us feel unequal...keep us edgy..
I've quoted this SO many more times than I realized... It must have been in my subconscious
He's hilarious!
Too funny. Love it
"What does your girlfriend like cherry coke?" "She might, I'll ask her when I meet her after the divorce."
So funny and original
The grizzly bear dream killed me!
Great stuff!
Marriage takes EFFORT!!!! Guys, just learn!!!! It’ll pay off!!!! I’m not married but I’ve seen what can happen in a God-centered marriage!!!!!
I'm an Excellent Driver_Rainman...
He's describing my wife to a T!!
Hell if I got a chance to play poker with a rabbit I dont care what's going on I'm gonna play
Very funny!😁
That IS my wife, too, Tim! 'Your girlfriend likes Cherry Coke?' Too funny!
I’d be like you realize you dreamed it not me right?
loll savage
So funny cos it's so true 😅
You want me to drive
WWDJ? Stay single and happy
Ice pick in my ear hole 😅😂🤣
What was I doing? You were playing poker with a rabbit.
He is hilarious
Awesome
The guy in the audience at 1:09 🤣
Mad for misbehaving in her dreams?? Now I've been more guarded with someone I was dating after a dream of him mistreating me, but I took it as a warning because he was _already_ displaying very selfish tendencies so I genuinely took that dream as a warning (the dream was realistic in my case), but if he's doing the best he can for her and she gets all attitude because _in her dream_ he was playing cards with a little bunny when in real life he would not have been so nonchalant if his wife was in danger? Now that's just messed up!
Or maybe it was because you had the pepperoni pizza instead of the Hawaiian pizza? Or maybe due to a movie you watched before you went to bed?
Just go with your gut feeling. When it comes to guys being rude. You're right. Dump him and move on.
His behavior will only get worse. Save yourself the headache.
@@IsabelJRP923 Oh yes, for sure. This was over 15 years ago. I no longer had those feelings for him and did not get more serious with him even when he started to have feelings for _me_ (we were only friends but i had feelings for him). Later, he met and married someone else, and... let's just say I counted it a blessing that he had not reciprocated until after I was emotionally free of him.
Huh??? 🥴
These are a few of many reasons why I'm still single
Same here.
My ex hooked up with a guy from our church a couple years back. Been happy ever since...
Weren't paying attention. ROFL. Ah dream guilt.
My sister slapped her man when she woke up from a dream where he cheated on her. Sleeping soundly, smack, what I do? He asked. She answered I had a dream you cheated on me.
😂😂😂
That bitch is crazy!
ROFLMAO! Had a buddy of mine go through the same thing with a gf, needless to say, they didn't last long after that. The crazy factor out weighed the hot factor too much.
When God made Women he made a strange, scary, and amazing creature and the sooner that’s accepted the better.
Hey Tim, are you married to my wife?
We do that "Where do you want to eat" game too. One night I asked, where do you want to eat? She said, You pick a place. I drove to Cracker Barrel. As soon as we entered the parking lot she said, I hate Cracker Barrel! So I asked again, where would you like to go? She said, I don't care. I we drove home. I made myself a frozen pizza. It was great. Now when I ask, where would you like to go for dinner? She gives me an answer. We just celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary. Their bark is worse than their bite.
I keep waiting for this guy to be the next Sam Kinison. Notice the hair has that "so what" look and his clothes is about the same.
😶so hum to comment or no hum decision decision
Dead on 😂
Anyone else curious as to what his wife actually sounds like?
Sounds like _you_ were the one walking on a landmine, rather than _her._ Never mind what I _actually_ wanted to say!
5 gum
Hey Mr. Lee
summary: oh, wow, wives, amirite?!! :) :/ \: (:
Hauser
You don't even know what she drinks?
The helper in the car we are on vacation in Tennessee going over what was called Cherokee mountain nothing but switchbacks looks like you're going right over the side of the cliff and it turns I'm driving she is screaming for me to slow down I turned to her and said lady I'm in second gear I'm riding the brakes I'm doing less than 20 miles an hour and I'm leading a parade it's not a whole lot more I can do the next scream of slow down I pulled over let all the traffic past and told her you drive I'll sit over there and scream in your ear for a while
if wives spent the time they use to try to and change their husbands, being nice to them instead, there would never be a divorce. The problem with marriage is, wives think they are equal and treat their husbands poorly. The husband is the priest of the home and the wife is to honour and respect the husband. In fact the Bible says to obey your husbands as the church obeys Christ. It is too bad that people who call themselves Christians have no clue what the Bible says about salvation let alone marriage. There will be a lot of people where they don't want to be in the end because of their ignorance of truth.
This is a beta conference.
He would take the wheel.....not lol
um hump
Spy KY,
men only get helpers if they need one and most do need one cause they are USELESS. He obviously hates women because everything I have seen so far is a put down. Oh, and nothings funny either!
What a snowflake! Lol well you obviously are projecting your hate of men. Trust me sweetheart, there ain't a guy that you will ever have to worry about because you will be single for a long time with that hate. Good riddens!