Tim Hawkins - Corporate Worship Tunes

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  • Опубликовано: 28 апр 2008
  • Psalms 19:14 Let the words of my mouth and the meditation of my heart Be acceptable in thy sight, O Jehovah, my rock, and my redeemer. Psalm 20 For the Chief Musician. A Psalm of David.
    Christian comic Tim Hawkins show what could happen if corporations take worship tunes as there own.
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  • @annawaits690
    @annawaits690 2 года назад +9

    This is the best most clean comedian ever. Need more like him.

  • @fordman2698
    @fordman2698 2 года назад +4

    2008: "I'm so glad you're fuel-injected."
    2021: "I'm so glad that you're electric."

  • @katguid2011
    @katguid2011 8 лет назад +46

    I can no longer listen to any of these songs the same again and my praise team leader loves this one it's hysterical

  • @DocteurSnow
    @DocteurSnow 2 года назад +2

    Good gosh, I Can Only Eat Margarine is gold. My new favorite song.

  • @JudahMaccabius
    @JudahMaccabius 8 месяцев назад +1

    This is nostalgic, wed watch his bits all the times as a family and his jokes still hold up :)

  • @katkasie2306
    @katkasie2306 11 лет назад +50

    I can never ever listen to "I can Only Imagine" the same again.

    • @davidconCristo1
      @davidconCristo1 6 лет назад +1

      kat kasie me neither

    • @kidperfect6187
      @kidperfect6187 4 года назад +3

      3:07 I wonder if MercyMe has seen this? Bart Miller would be proud. Or embarrassed.

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 4 года назад

      @@kidperfect6187 i think they'd cash in on this

    • @easystring1885
      @easystring1885 3 года назад

      a friend of mine sang “I can only Jumanji” I lost it when I heard him 😂

    • @SnowySpiritRuby
      @SnowySpiritRuby 3 года назад +1

      After listening to it once, I now still can't remember the words to the original. 3. Years. Later.

  • @David-ur4mp
    @David-ur4mp 6 лет назад +8

    It's been ten years now since I was first introduced to Tim Hawkins, and I've become a huge fan! But to this day, I have never seen a piece that I love more than this one.

  • @aidanmonroe5580
    @aidanmonroe5580 4 года назад +4

    Now I just want Krispy Kreme

  • @DukeFan1971
    @DukeFan1971 8 лет назад +116

    I still think the margarine song is the best thing I've ever heard LOL

  • @tennisgal456
    @tennisgal456 13 лет назад +5

    the i cant believe its not butter one is my favorite

  • @fredmckinney8933
    @fredmckinney8933 7 лет назад +68

    I have, on occasion, sang to our dog Piper, "my dog is an awesome dog, she is..." LOL

    • @catguy5425
      @catguy5425 6 лет назад +5

      Fred McKinney
      That
      is
      hilarious.
      😂

    • @greendaleforever
      @greendaleforever 6 лет назад +8

      My dog is an awesome dog, he reigns from carpet to couch, he lays wherever he wants my dog is an awesome dog

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 5 лет назад

      guess what ted nudgent song i sing to my cat???

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 4 года назад

      i sing cat scratch fever to my cat

    • @Stussmeister
      @Stussmeister 2 года назад

      I've found that I do the same thing about my doxle (dachshund-beagle mix).

  • @kaylynn4750
    @kaylynn4750 8 лет назад +46

    I will never be able to listen to these songs without thinking about this xD

    • @Taylor-wt9zv
      @Taylor-wt9zv 5 лет назад +4

      This and led zeplin shout to the lord

  • @funnyvideosRawesome5
    @funnyvideosRawesome5 12 лет назад +30

    Oh yeah, someone was praying about a hedge of protection and I was having such a hard time not laughing, they thought I was choking on something, lol

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 5 лет назад +1

      where's the thick cement wall????, razor wire, mabye???

  • @BaconFaceMcGee
    @BaconFaceMcGee 2 года назад +3

    I wish he was still on TV!

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson Месяц назад +1

      When was he ever on TV in the first place?

    • @BaconFaceMcGee
      @BaconFaceMcGee Месяц назад +1

      @@RinJackson I used to watch him on one of our local TV channels called "The Worship Network". The TV station quit airing that channel years ago though. It’s mentioned on the TV's station Wikipedia page.

  • @theawsomegyption
    @theawsomegyption 9 лет назад +15

    Glorious Ruins:
    And i'll walk to my dodge, with my head lifted high...

  • @Ising4u333
    @Ising4u333 14 лет назад +26

    i agree God has a great sense of humor--

  • @MrTshepoNgwenya
    @MrTshepoNgwenya 12 лет назад +22

    ♪♫ ... all-powerful, unchangeable, they're like flying cars in the sky, and they're Boeing by name!
    (Indescribable - Chris Tomlin)

  • @SnowySpiritRuby
    @SnowySpiritRuby 4 года назад +2

    I remember watching this when it first came out 12 years ago, and recently I watched a video about delivering Krispy Kremes by drone, and I had the Krispy Kreme one from this stuck in my head for days after.

  • @zig-zagchica5171
    @zig-zagchica5171 8 лет назад +22

    Ok. THIS IS CLASSIC!! I totally just died laughing😂😂😂

  • @MayBeSomething
    @MayBeSomething Год назад +2

    Absolute classic video! I love it, and my family still makes jokes about this!

  • @jamesness2277
    @jamesness2277 3 года назад +4

    Tim, thank you for making me laugh when I'm in so much pain that all i want to do is cry. This covid thing is bad and the fact that I'm quarantined alone only makes it worse. Laughter is truly the best medicine

  • @cameronballard155
    @cameronballard155 7 лет назад +45

    I can only "eat-margarine" what he would've done to Good Good Father if it had been a thing when he did this routine. :P

  • @anthonytuccinardi46
    @anthonytuccinardi46 Год назад

    I’ve been struggling with my relationship with Christ recently and this brought me back, and gave me a good laugh

  • @irunthepeg
    @irunthepeg 4 года назад +1

    I still think of these every so often. Started laughing this morning and had to watch on repeat while making lunch today.

  • @elijaharias2012
    @elijaharias2012 3 года назад +1

    "I was reading... a book" lol

  • @tiffanycardenas7058
    @tiffanycardenas7058 2 года назад

    This is my favorite one to watch

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 8 лет назад +29

    They already do this, sadly. I saw a Coca-cola ad in a movie theater that used the song that goes "I got the joy joy joy joy, down in my heart" in the background :P

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 8 лет назад

      Not sure that would qualify as a church selling out necessarily

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 8 лет назад +4

      Rin Jackson It's big companies using church songs. You're right, but I don't like hearing church songs used to sell company products either lol.

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 7 лет назад +2

      Well they've used songs out of their context for ages now, I don't see the problem. As long as they asked premission. Plus, I think that's funny. :D Of course the joy Coca Cola gives me is far inferior to the one the song is actually talking about, but let em have fun.

    • @huntermichael5086
      @huntermichael5086 6 лет назад +2

      And even so, I’ve heard a band that let someone use their song for something- a commercial I think - and they were hoping that maybe just one person would be interested in the song and look it up and see the rest of their music and be more interested and end up knowing Jesus, so... whatever God wants to use I suppose it COULD work that way.

    • @harmoneebliss777
      @harmoneebliss777 6 лет назад

      barbaro267 Where?? ;)

  • @RinJackson
    @RinJackson 8 лет назад +9

    Been a while since I've had a Krispy Kreme donut
    Love the "I can't Believe It's Not Butter" song, too :)

  • @highiqretardbear33
    @highiqretardbear33 6 лет назад +10

    "O Ford you know I have no friend like you
    If you're front seat's not my home then Ford what will I do?
    The Chevys becon me from you're wide open door
    And i can't feel at home in my Dodge anymore"
    Thought I'd give it a shot

  • @pastordallas
    @pastordallas 12 лет назад +4

    Tim is awesome he is never afraid to go head to head with big issues. i always appreciate his frank and funny approach. Thanks for posting this video!!! My favorite is Dodge is an awesome dodge!!!

  • @MrAirsoft802
    @MrAirsoft802 11 лет назад +8

    Tim Hawkins is awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @billswingle2672
    @billswingle2672 6 лет назад +1

    You sir are a genius!! Excellent!

  • @michiko-chanmorgan1426
    @michiko-chanmorgan1426 11 лет назад +2

    I cannot even watch any other comedians now.. He's the best!!

  • @huntermichael5086
    @huntermichael5086 6 лет назад +1

    The dodge was my favorite! Best laugh I’ve heard in a while😂

  • @christiannorton9400
    @christiannorton9400 10 лет назад +22

    lol "only eat margarine"

  • @davidhays6286
    @davidhays6286 5 лет назад +1

    THE LORD BE WITH YOU

  • @MaydayBirthday1161
    @MaydayBirthday1161 12 лет назад +9

    Yes! I saw a lady in the pew next to me with her "wind shield wipers" on. I burst out laughing and the whole row and the preacher glared at me. You can't laugh at church apparently :O

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 7 лет назад

      Hahaha! :D It's ok to laugh as long as you don't show why - the woman would probablx think you're laughing AT her and mocking her. But I can only imagine bursting out like that myself. :D

    • @NotSteveCook
      @NotSteveCook 7 лет назад

      Michael B Wrong church!

  • @tmamone83
    @tmamone83 12 лет назад +3

    "My Dodge is an awesome Dodge." Don't think Rich Mullins would be too happy to hear that!

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 4 года назад

      he'd cash in......due to corona, other acts/ bands are touring again

  • @Its_tiff3478
    @Its_tiff3478 7 месяцев назад

    I’ve seen this video so many times and I still laugh at it. In fact, the church I go to, the p.a. people would play this video before the service began and I was on the praise team, me and the rest of the members would always sing along with the video and laugh together. That’s how much we’ve seen this video because we knew every lyric. There were times we almost forgot the lyrics of a song because the one he sang about the dodge, we were singing Awesome God and most of the singers messed up on the lyrics lol.

  • @joshuabulger3156
    @joshuabulger3156 7 лет назад +4

    he is good if I could meet him or go to he's concerts I would love it

  • @lovebug3389
    @lovebug3389 12 лет назад +7

    Every time we sing my god is an awesome god in church... I keep saying doge and make everybody crack up!

    • @aaronjones6439
      @aaronjones6439 4 года назад +1

      i hope you never sing better is one day....

  • @anvil777
    @anvil777 8 лет назад +5

    Omg! Awesome Dodge and I can only eat margarine are the new best hmns now! :-DDD

  • @themisfitpainter2482
    @themisfitpainter2482 7 лет назад +21

    My dodge is an awesome dodge XD

  • @Ary_Official1
    @Ary_Official1 7 лет назад +3

    I was high key dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deannawallace4568
    @deannawallace4568 6 лет назад

    FORD I LIFT YOUR NAME ON HIGH is my favorite

  • @thelordoftherings777
    @thelordoftherings777 12 лет назад +6

    Haha. My fav is either Krispy Kreme or I Can Only Eat Margerine

  • @Scarlett-Hofferson
    @Scarlett-Hofferson 6 лет назад +16

    I see nothing wrong with the Krispy Kreme song 😂

  • @mypiglets
    @mypiglets 13 лет назад +1

    Does anyone else have problems in your worship services after watching Tim?

  • @HealthyAndrew
    @HealthyAndrew 5 лет назад +1

    Sometimes I just take a spoon and eat it right out of the plastic tub !
    That’s the best part and he’s smart for saving it for last ! I loved it. So freaking hilarious !

  • @rilly1347
    @rilly1347 7 лет назад +3

    Ford I praise your name on high was sort of pushing it but LOL at I can only eat margarine. That's me all the way!

  • @Ladygwenea
    @Ladygwenea 14 лет назад

    I love him! He's soooooooooooo funny!

  • @kenkellam6963
    @kenkellam6963 2 года назад +1

    My dog, is an awesome dog he barks, at people and cars and chases cats and squirrels my dog is an awesome dog.

  • @emilycastaneda7117
    @emilycastaneda7117 6 лет назад

    I love this video

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 6 лет назад

      Emily Castaneda ......something tells me you love this video :)

  • @thatcheesysongwriter
    @thatcheesysongwriter 10 лет назад +6

    I think my pastor actually used to run for Nike xD

  • @waynestewart1919
    @waynestewart1919 4 года назад +1

    Does Tim's creativity have an end?

  • @kobayashi.official
    @kobayashi.official 9 лет назад

    @Peeping Peepers The song is called Better Is One Day. It's covered by a lot of different artists.

  • @Beastmosauce
    @Beastmosauce 14 лет назад +1

    Hilarious! Wonderful parodies!

  • @emilycastaneda7117
    @emilycastaneda7117 6 лет назад

    I do. Thanks for noticing. My three brothers do to.

  • @Sammeep02
    @Sammeep02 6 лет назад

    FORD i lift your name on high

    • @Sammeep02
      @Sammeep02 Год назад

      "Better is Hyundai than a Ford, Better is Hyundai than a Jeep...."
      I am now on the verge of getting a Hyundai Tucson. My first ever car. After driving my mom's Ford.

  • @LetteSexy120
    @LetteSexy120 12 лет назад

    yes

  • @107RN11
    @107RN11 7 месяцев назад

    Best

  • @Vitamortis.
    @Vitamortis. Год назад

    tears in my eys 😂

  • @davidhays6286
    @davidhays6286 5 лет назад +1

    DONT FORGET THE SOUND OF STARBUCKS

  • @darkscarlet1012
    @darkscarlet1012 8 лет назад +2

    I love the dodge song

  • @Iplonk
    @Iplonk 14 лет назад

    i dont care which car is better i just know that he is amazing!!!!!

  • @BAutry94
    @BAutry94 12 лет назад +3

    Sometimes I take a spoon and eat right outta the plastic tub....ROFL that's stupid funny.

    • @fredmckinney8933
      @fredmckinney8933 7 лет назад

      BAutry94 I have a niece who's 20 now and actually used to do that for real when she was little. LOL

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 6 лет назад +2

    I wonder what MercyMe thought of Tim's parody of their song

  • @jayblade2000
    @jayblade2000 11 лет назад +2

    Better is Hudai than a Ford, Better is Hudai than a Jeep LOL

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 6 лет назад

      Alberto Looks Don't remember the name, but I do remember the original line is "Better is one day", so you might want to start by searching for that

  • @GreenSpot101
    @GreenSpot101 12 лет назад

    2 people are going to make this real

  • @Brundall525
    @Brundall525 5 лет назад +1

    I got my mind made up... and I want fun back.
    I wanna come to Chuck E. Cheese's.... somedaaaaayyy!!!
    (Donnie McClurkin's Carribean Medley)

  • @fordman2698
    @fordman2698 5 лет назад +3

    Some bright morning when I have a Chevy
    I'll drive away
    With my Chev I'll drive right past a Ram
    I'll drive away
    I'll drive away oh baby
    I'll drive away in a Chevy
    Just thought I'd try one.

  • @dcs4394
    @dcs4394 7 лет назад

    I have seen a corporate church and it was creepy. It was a big building with Under Armor advertised all over.

  • @troyevitt2437
    @troyevitt2437 2 года назад

    This happened!

  • @UryakiTokishido
    @UryakiTokishido 15 лет назад

    Where does he get this stuff lol he is great!

  • @Gompers4414
    @Gompers4414 12 лет назад

    Wal-Mart made three different accounts to like this video... just cause they don't get a song!

  • @abbieamavi
    @abbieamavi 6 лет назад +32

    I love how there is Christian comedians because too many Christians think having a sense of humour is a sin..

    • @PalPlays
      @PalPlays 6 лет назад +1

      Veni Vidi Amavi I've never met one of them.

    • @bethinthebooth
      @bethinthebooth 6 лет назад +1

      Really? I've never met a christian who didn't have a sense of humor!

    • @catguy5425
      @catguy5425 6 лет назад

      My mom laughs at pretty much everything as long as it's clean. And she's super devout. Although, funny enough, she literally cried at a *joke* in Inside Out! 😂 It was the scene where Joy drew a circle on the floor and told Sadness "All the sadness stays inside the circle." It reminded her of how she raised my super Autistic little brother, and she broke down.

    • @FirstNameLastName-pg3pi
      @FirstNameLastName-pg3pi 6 лет назад +1

      Veni Vidi Amavi There has literally been no Christian I met that doesn’t have a sense of humor or thinks that

  • @michaelhart1072
    @michaelhart1072 6 лет назад

    What are the originals for numbers 3 and 4?

  • @sherimcdaniel3491
    @sherimcdaniel3491 4 года назад

    OMG TIM!!! It's becoming dangerous for me to play your videos.....my poor cat hears your voice and immediately launches herself from my lap! She's going to need therapy. (I'm going to need stitches)

  • @aronwhited8977
    @aronwhited8977 6 лет назад

    “My dodge is is an awesome dodge”

  • @GardettoRS
    @GardettoRS 12 лет назад

    @sarcowen you dont want to know.

  • @iheartkiecats
    @iheartkiecats 12 лет назад

    2:06 Thumbs up if this was ur fav song too!

  • @MsShay78
    @MsShay78 16 лет назад

    He's funny.

  • @BrendtWaters
    @BrendtWaters 14 лет назад

    LORD (with all caps) is a translation of YHWH, which is often translated as "Jehovah". So the Scripture quote is 100% accurate.

  • @orhugs
    @orhugs 14 лет назад

    @sarcowen He did one abtou walmart!

  • @TraceguyRune
    @TraceguyRune 5 лет назад

    I drive a Dodge Charger. It's a really nice Dodge, it is.

  • @xaviers7154
    @xaviers7154 6 лет назад

    Lol. Unfortunately I think there would be new meaning for the term "slain by the spirit" D:

  • @tjam66
    @tjam66 12 лет назад

    2 people eat butter substitute!!!

  • @martyhall9663
    @martyhall9663 7 лет назад

    How can you possibly know that I wrecked my Husbands Dodge Dakota (Hi Kings) when He said Go?

  • @brandonwhitmire3211
    @brandonwhitmire3211 12 лет назад

    hahahahaha lol that was funny

  • @megawes5
    @megawes5 6 лет назад +1

    My Dodge is an awesome Dodge said no one EVER!!

  • @MSNking14
    @MSNking14 13 лет назад

    @sarcowen : Live poorly, live enslaved, Walmart :) (now we just need tunes)

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 2 года назад

    So funny.

  • @endlessblueday
    @endlessblueday 14 лет назад +1

    Better is Hyundai... beh wee HUN day... bee wee un day... oooooo...

  • @genericusername134
    @genericusername134 11 лет назад

    What's the lyrics to our Doge is an awesome doge

    • @guitarplayer4863
      @guitarplayer4863 6 лет назад

      Generic Username It's a parody of 'Awesome God' by Rich Mullins.

  • @Mrsnoopy465
    @Mrsnoopy465 12 лет назад +1

    lol

  • @OKvolleyballplayer26
    @OKvolleyballplayer26 12 лет назад +1

    2 people don't like margarine!!

  • @Menyhard
    @Menyhard 7 лет назад

    So funny

  • @lydiacavero2437
    @lydiacavero2437 10 лет назад

    Hahahaha Oh Lord that's the last thing we need hahahaha xD

  • @noahsenka8706
    @noahsenka8706 7 лет назад

    Funny

  • @freewritersavvy
    @freewritersavvy 12 лет назад

    I am going to Die!!!