Wow, people really loved the Judas joke. True story: A friend once asked me if I ever noticed that the preacher at our church couldn't pronounce Iscariot correctly; he always said Is-a-carrot. I hadn't noticed. The next Sunday, he did an entire sermon about Judas Is-a-carrot. That was the toughest time I've ever had trying to suppress the giggles during church.
My husband passed away in January this year, today is his birthday. Very emotional day today but Lord thank goodness for Tim Hawkins and his friends. I can always count on y'all to bring laughter and joy to this old girl's heart. Merry Christmas y'all
Hi, Sandra, I hope that your heart is healing from your loss. I, too, lost the love of my life in 2009 and it took a while to find my footing again. In time, I allowed the love of God to break through the wall of pain around my heart. I found a scripture that said when you are widowed, He will be your husband. I came to lean on Him and allow Him to fill that place in my life. I hope that you can find this place of peace and healing. Much love from Tennessee. Becca
Watching this at 5am in bed and trying not to laugh and wake up my husband... so I just keep snorting. Y'all are just too funny, I love your clean humor. Thank you. ❤️
Try being me. I'm watching at work and trying not to laugh...when I answer the phone...at the local hospital...and the caller is literally crying in pain.
“Good friends are like fine wine, that’s why I keep mine locked in the cellar!!!!” HAHAHAHAHA. I should know better by now than to take a drink just before it’s Tims’ turn!!! Now I’ll have to repaint the wall opposite my bed.
Read your comment on your family... soooo sorry! May God bless and comfort you!!! Crawl up in His Loving Lap ans let Him hold you to His heart and rest thete....
Recently the inventor of the Hokey Pokey passed away. Took forever to get him into his coffin, though. They put the left leg in an that’s where the trouble started.
I thought I was going to shut my computer down and ran across this. I have seen Tim Hawkins twice and almost peed my pants up the aisle laughing so hard.
Here's an old joke for a new tweet song: "They had trouble burrying the creator of the hokey pokey... he was burried with his left foot in and his right foot out."
I heard the funeral was a very sombre affair, open casket etc. But when the pall bearers tripped on the steps to the church, the fun really started.......
420 Magnifique HILARIOUS!!!!!!! (I must say, thanks so much for planting that damn song in my head. Now I’ll have to live with it singing happily in my head-ALL DAY!)
Vegitales adding a character who betrayed Jesus. Please call him Judas is a Carrot!🥕 Unbelievable! You rock. Where have you been hiding? Keep going 👍 - we need you to help us ride this crazy time!
@@shilohstore6086 Judas's surname "Iscariot" sounds a little like "is a carrot" in English. Only a luke- warm/carnal Christian would find that funny though. Judas betrayed the Son of God and is now being tormented in hell for eternity. Nothing I would joke about.
@@difficultjourney3216 You must still be worshipping the Old Testament od that had no sense of humor and went around smiting everyone. I believe the New Testament God finds it quite funny. Smart people like puns. Maybe there's a reason that you don't.
If they did one of the angels announcing the birth of Jesus to the shepherds. Have the shepherds be heads of lettuce, and sing "Oh come lettuce adore Him".
Wow, people really loved the Judas joke. True story: A friend once asked me if I ever noticed that the preacher at our church couldn't pronounce Iscariot correctly; he always said Is-a-carrot. I hadn't noticed. The next Sunday, he did an entire sermon about Judas Is-a-carrot. That was the toughest time I've ever had trying to suppress the giggles during church.
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"People who don't believe in autocorrect, go straight to heal".
Damn, that is an unbelievably great juke.
probably meant to spell "heel"
I figured it was "he'll"
... I saw what you did there 😂
I heard that a scarecrow got promoted, because he was outstanding in his field.
😂😂😂😂
Making Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg proud. They might even be jealous they hadn't thought of some of these.
“And Sauron’s not gonna be happy happy happy.” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Second uncle joke got me.
Hats off sir, hats off.
My husband passed away in January this year, today is his birthday. Very emotional day today but Lord thank goodness for Tim Hawkins and his friends. I can always count on y'all to bring laughter and joy to this old girl's heart. Merry Christmas y'all
Praying for you now. I'm sorry for your loss. May God bless you with His peace.
Hi, Sandra, I hope that your heart is healing from your loss. I, too, lost the love of my life in 2009 and it took a while to find my footing again. In time, I allowed the love of God to break through the wall of pain around my heart. I found a scripture that said when you are widowed, He will be your husband. I came to lean on Him and allow Him to fill that place in my life.
I hope that you can find this place of peace and healing. Much love from Tennessee. Becca
Healing is slow but daily through Christ. Thanking all for your prayers.
gg in Tennessee
I'm so sorry for your loss 😢😢, I'm praying for you 🙏
Sorry Sandra for your loss ♡
I love how Tim keeps cracking up at Jonnies bits.
THANK YOU FOR THIS PAIRING ! Loved You Guys TOGETHER , CRACK ME UP ! BRILLIANT ! That's A RETWEET 🤣
When I’m feeling down I watch Tim!! Makes me laugh and before I know it I’m feeling joyful!!
Their dry delivery is hilarious!
I didn’t get the Lego joke can somebody help me out
@@michaelvantuinen9216 - LEGO's are little square plastic blocks that kids (or adults) use to build little buildings with.
It’s from practice at delivering Dad jokes.
I love how Tim's just showing off in between jokes
Watching this at 5am in bed and trying not to laugh and wake up my husband... so I just keep snorting. Y'all are just too funny, I love your clean humor. Thank you. ❤️
Try being me. I'm watching at work and trying not to laugh...when I answer the phone...at the local hospital...and the caller is literally crying in pain.
Whoop
“Good friends are like fine wine, that’s why I keep mine locked in the cellar!!!!” HAHAHAHAHA. I should know better by now than to take a drink just before it’s Tims’ turn!!! Now I’ll have to repaint the wall opposite my bed.
Ah the joys of getting older, used to be the wall behind the bed.
@@richardlloyd2589
Please explain
@@tyrelhumble2006
Without being too graphic, think being single and teenaged.
People you don’t believe in autocorrect go straight to heel 😂😂😂😂
Lost all my family on 12/23 4 years ago, so this is a tough time of year for me......just found this and needed it. Badly
Hang in there. We will say a prayer!
God is closest to those in grief 🙏
Read your comment on your family... soooo sorry!
May God bless and comfort you!!! Crawl up in His Loving Lap ans let Him hold you to His heart and rest thete....
Recently the inventor of the Hokey Pokey passed away. Took forever to get him into his coffin, though. They put the left leg in an that’s where the trouble started.
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Just found Jonnie recently but have known about Tim for a long time. Just about didn't survrve laughing. Thanks guys
Same, found Jonnie on the Dry Bar Comedy channel just a week or two ago.
I'm an atheist and "Judas Isacarrot" is pure gold comedy.
Jonnie's pun are epic. My favorite - "conjoined twin...uncle from my father's side...once removed "😂
Love to laugh. Thanks guys!
Judas is a carrot... omg I'm dying!
I thought I was going to shut my computer down and ran across this. I have seen Tim Hawkins twice and almost peed my pants up the aisle laughing so hard.
This is a slice of the sublime.
"If you're illiterate, you probably live your life by a set of unwritten rules." I LOVE IT!!!!!!
Wyft dyu sy
James Edgar god bless you James edgar.
For fun…..
If you’re an improv actor you probably live your life by unwritten roles.
Never make snow angels in a dog park.
Thanks for the laughs.
They found him in-between the couch cushions!
Awesome!
Laughing out loud at this. Too funny and clever!
I'm more of a KFC fighter.... LOL
Props to Tim for taking the much harder guitar part.
Here's an old joke for a new tweet song: "They had trouble burrying the creator of the hokey pokey... he was burried with his left foot in and his right foot out."
Hopefully it's over I hate making videos 6
I heard the funeral was a very sombre affair, open casket etc.
But when the pall bearers tripped on the steps to the church, the fun really started.......
Y'all are going to heel... Lol!
OMG! Stop! My sides hurt!
420 Magnifique
HILARIOUS!!!!!!! (I must say, thanks so much for planting that damn song in my head. Now I’ll have to live with it singing happily in my head-ALL DAY!)
I would tell a joke about memory loss, but I forgot it!
these guys are hillarios!!!!
I enjoyed your song 🤩
This was absolutely brilliant. Wow. 🤣
Laughed so much thank you guys.
I have a "he who does not believe in auto correct go straight to he'll" Tee signed by both Tim and Jonny!!!!
Oh go to help
Yet sometimes autocorrect is not always helpful because it gives wrong words part of the time.
I stopped using autocorrect. It changed every thong.
Vegitales adding a character who betrayed Jesus. Please call him Judas is a Carrot!🥕 Unbelievable! You rock. Where have you been hiding? Keep going 👍 - we need you to help us ride this crazy time!
I'm a Lord of the Rings and Duck Dynasty fan so when I heard that one tweet I was like, "HAHAHAHAHAHA...nope."
funny funny funny. just Twisted enough for my sense of humor.
I like the one about the guy who invented the TV remote!
he was found dead in between his sofa
Fantastic humor we all need
that was horrible! almost, no, did bring me to tears.....perfect delivery, great job
"retweet"? GENIUS! rofl
JUST FUNNY!!! Thank You Both!!!!
Tim and Jonnie together is more than twice as much of way too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you meet a rancher who's jolly chances are he's growing pot😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤦♂️
How come I've never seen this one? This is awesome!
Great tune guys
lego land joke was a sleeper.... hilarious
Judas is a carrot 😂😂😂😂
These are some funny guys!!!!!! 😁
"Judas is a carrot" Oh my God funny.
I don't think God thinks it's funny.
English is not my first language why is that funny
@@shilohstore6086 Judas's surname "Iscariot" sounds a little like "is a carrot" in English. Only a luke- warm/carnal Christian would find that funny though. Judas betrayed the Son of God and is now being tormented in hell for eternity. Nothing I would joke about.
@@difficultjourney3216 You must still be worshipping the Old Testament od that had no sense of humor and went around smiting everyone. I believe the New Testament God finds it quite funny. Smart people like puns. Maybe there's a reason that you don't.
@@gregschaper5807 You're not even a Christian. You're a gnostic.
Frisbee golf = Disc golf = ♡ ♡ ♡
Judas is a carrot! I lost it
Old MacDonald was dyslexic o-i-e-i-e
You two are the Dynamic Duo in a good way. 😊
this could also be titled " almost 9 minutes of dad jokes"
Dad jokes are awesome
My work colleagues call them punishment.
I`m going to heel for laughing at the conjoined twins one too early as well.
He'll*
Whenever I want to be alone I go the the mall and hold a clipboard!!!!
hahaha i enjoyed this way more than i was expecting to
That’s not the joke mam.. you gotta lot of nerve 😂😂🤣
That deadpan facial expression. 🤣🤣🤣
Shadras9 yes!! That’s what took me out 😂
I wonder what their first run through is like when they havnt heard each other’s tweet. Lol!
*haven't 🙂
I love it
He makes me laugh without saying anything
I liked "Judas Iscarrot"
Amy M. Fry wow I didn’t understand until you said that lol
My favorite part is the retweet joke
I have to admit... Judas killed me 🤣🤣🤣
Another funny one about Johnnie's conjoined twin father, is if they were named Pete and RePete.
The Lego tweet is hilarious!
Here’s my plan. When I die I’m going to be cremated. It’s my last chance to ever have a smokin’ hot body.
I just discovered you...you're grrreat!!
Judas is a carrot.. BWAHAHAHA!!!!
The jokes are even funnier when they laugh at their one jokes
I’m thinking a few of the jokes they just came up with on the fly. It is funnier when they crack up at their own jokes.
*own jokes (?) 🙂
Old McDonald was dyslexic, O-I-E-I-E!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha priceless
I LOVE THAT ONE!
And also the man who invented the television remote. ^_^
damn Tim can play .
a retweet he says , lmao . the best one was the last one . . .
They found in between the couch cushions!! Haha
"If you're illiterate, you probably live your life by a list of unwritten rules"... HA!
Awesome God bless
omg, i was late for work because i had to see this
one of my favourites was the retweet one lmmmmaaoo brilliant :") cause everone was like... "oh.... ha ha...." at first loooool
Good stuff
This should have been called "Dad Jokes"
It should have been called "Awesome Dad jokes."
I like it
we have ALL said thong instead of thing lol
this is awesome
My Uncle on My Father's Side, My Uncle Once Removed
This is so hilarious 🤣
😍😜😁✌️✌️🤟rock on tim
that was good
That was a retweet. LOL
"That's not the joke ma'am"
Those were all very funny
Old Mac Donald was dyslexic…….o i e I e! So funny
Judas is a carrot ah man the wholesome jokes the world needs!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s genius!!!
OMG Judas is a carrot! LOL
If they did one of the angels announcing the birth of Jesus to the shepherds. Have the shepherds be heads of lettuce, and sing "Oh come lettuce adore Him".
4:00 🤣🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 yes!!!
Can someone please make mullet over a thing?