Wow, people really loved the Judas joke. True story: A friend once asked me if I ever noticed that the preacher at our church couldn't pronounce Iscariot correctly; he always said Is-a-carrot. I hadn't noticed. The next Sunday, he did an entire sermon about Judas Is-a-carrot. That was the toughest time I've ever had trying to suppress the giggles during church.
Recently the inventor of the Hokey Pokey passed away. Took forever to get him into his coffin, though. They put the left leg in an that’s where the trouble started.
My husband passed away in January this year, today is his birthday. Very emotional day today but Lord thank goodness for Tim Hawkins and his friends. I can always count on y'all to bring laughter and joy to this old girl's heart. Merry Christmas y'all
Hi, Sandra, I hope that your heart is healing from your loss. I, too, lost the love of my life in 2009 and it took a while to find my footing again. In time, I allowed the love of God to break through the wall of pain around my heart. I found a scripture that said when you are widowed, He will be your husband. I came to lean on Him and allow Him to fill that place in my life. I hope that you can find this place of peace and healing. Much love from Tennessee. Becca
Read your comment on your family... soooo sorry! May God bless and comfort you!!! Crawl up in His Loving Lap ans let Him hold you to His heart and rest thete....
Watching this at 5am in bed and trying not to laugh and wake up my husband... so I just keep snorting. Y'all are just too funny, I love your clean humor. Thank you. ❤️
Try being me. I'm watching at work and trying not to laugh...when I answer the phone...at the local hospital...and the caller is literally crying in pain.
“Good friends are like fine wine, that’s why I keep mine locked in the cellar!!!!” HAHAHAHAHA. I should know better by now than to take a drink just before it’s Tims’ turn!!! Now I’ll have to repaint the wall opposite my bed.
Vegitales adding a character who betrayed Jesus. Please call him Judas is a Carrot!🥕 Unbelievable! You rock. Where have you been hiding? Keep going 👍 - we need you to help us ride this crazy time!
I thought I was going to shut my computer down and ran across this. I have seen Tim Hawkins twice and almost peed my pants up the aisle laughing so hard.
Here's an old joke for a new tweet song: "They had trouble burrying the creator of the hokey pokey... he was burried with his left foot in and his right foot out."
I heard the funeral was a very sombre affair, open casket etc. But when the pall bearers tripped on the steps to the church, the fun really started.......
420 Magnifique HILARIOUS!!!!!!! (I must say, thanks so much for planting that damn song in my head. Now I’ll have to live with it singing happily in my head-ALL DAY!)
@@shilohstore6086 Judas's surname "Iscariot" sounds a little like "is a carrot" in English. Only a luke- warm/carnal Christian would find that funny though. Judas betrayed the Son of God and is now being tormented in hell for eternity. Nothing I would joke about.
@@difficultjourney3216 You must still be worshipping the Old Testament od that had no sense of humor and went around smiting everyone. I believe the New Testament God finds it quite funny. Smart people like puns. Maybe there's a reason that you don't.
I'm not American and English is not my first language.But I understood everything except the first tweet. Could a charitable soul please explain it to me?
Sure. The pun is between “Mull it Over” (a phrase meaning to think about something over a period of time) and “Mullet Over” (‘mullet’ is a hair style where it’s short up front and long in the back-being here attributed to ‘Red-necks’.) Hope that helps some.
If they did one of the angels announcing the birth of Jesus to the shepherds. Have the shepherds be heads of lettuce, and sing "Oh come lettuce adore Him".
Wow, people really loved the Judas joke. True story: A friend once asked me if I ever noticed that the preacher at our church couldn't pronounce Iscariot correctly; he always said Is-a-carrot. I hadn't noticed. The next Sunday, he did an entire sermon about Judas Is-a-carrot. That was the toughest time I've ever had trying to suppress the giggles during church.
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@@jkgarri
I heard that a scarecrow got promoted, because he was outstanding in his field.
"People who don't believe in autocorrect, go straight to heal".
Damn, that is an unbelievably great juke.
probably meant to spell "heel"
I figured it was "he'll"
... I saw what you did there 😂
Recently the inventor of the Hokey Pokey passed away. Took forever to get him into his coffin, though. They put the left leg in an that’s where the trouble started.
😂❤
“And Sauron’s not gonna be happy happy happy.” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
THANK YOU FOR THIS PAIRING ! Loved You Guys TOGETHER , CRACK ME UP ! BRILLIANT ! That's A RETWEET 🤣
Making Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg proud. They might even be jealous they hadn't thought of some of these.
I love how Tim keeps cracking up at Jonnies bits.
People you don’t believe in autocorrect go straight to heel 😂😂😂😂
My husband passed away in January this year, today is his birthday. Very emotional day today but Lord thank goodness for Tim Hawkins and his friends. I can always count on y'all to bring laughter and joy to this old girl's heart. Merry Christmas y'all
Praying for you now. I'm sorry for your loss. May God bless you with His peace.
Hi, Sandra, I hope that your heart is healing from your loss. I, too, lost the love of my life in 2009 and it took a while to find my footing again. In time, I allowed the love of God to break through the wall of pain around my heart. I found a scripture that said when you are widowed, He will be your husband. I came to lean on Him and allow Him to fill that place in my life.
I hope that you can find this place of peace and healing. Much love from Tennessee. Becca
Healing is slow but daily through Christ. Thanking all for your prayers.
gg in Tennessee
I'm so sorry for your loss 😢😢, I'm praying for you 🙏
Sorry Sandra for your loss ♡
Second uncle joke got me.
Hats off sir, hats off.
I love how Tim's just showing off in between jokes
Another funny one about Johnnie's conjoined twin father, is if they were named Pete and RePete.
Lost all my family on 12/23 4 years ago, so this is a tough time of year for me......just found this and needed it. Badly
Hang in there. We will say a prayer!
God is closest to those in grief 🙏
Read your comment on your family... soooo sorry!
May God bless and comfort you!!! Crawl up in His Loving Lap ans let Him hold you to His heart and rest thete....
Their dry delivery is hilarious!
I didn’t get the Lego joke can somebody help me out
@@michaelvantuinen9216 - LEGO's are little square plastic blocks that kids (or adults) use to build little buildings with.
It’s from practice at delivering Dad jokes.
When I’m feeling down I watch Tim!! Makes me laugh and before I know it I’m feeling joyful!!
Jonnie's pun are epic. My favorite - "conjoined twin...uncle from my father's side...once removed "😂
Love to laugh. Thanks guys!
Watching this at 5am in bed and trying not to laugh and wake up my husband... so I just keep snorting. Y'all are just too funny, I love your clean humor. Thank you. ❤️
Try being me. I'm watching at work and trying not to laugh...when I answer the phone...at the local hospital...and the caller is literally crying in pain.
"If you're illiterate, you probably live your life by a set of unwritten rules." I LOVE IT!!!!!!
Wyft dyu sy
James Edgar god bless you James edgar.
For fun…..
If you’re an improv actor you probably live your life by unwritten roles.
“Good friends are like fine wine, that’s why I keep mine locked in the cellar!!!!” HAHAHAHAHA. I should know better by now than to take a drink just before it’s Tims’ turn!!! Now I’ll have to repaint the wall opposite my bed.
Ah the joys of getting older, used to be the wall behind the bed.
@@richardlloyd2589
Please explain
@@tyrelhumble2006
Without being too graphic, think being single and teenaged.
Judas is a carrot... omg I'm dying!
I'm an atheist and "Judas Isacarrot" is pure gold comedy.
Frisbee golf = Disc golf = ♡ ♡ ♡
Vegitales adding a character who betrayed Jesus. Please call him Judas is a Carrot!🥕 Unbelievable! You rock. Where have you been hiding? Keep going 👍 - we need you to help us ride this crazy time!
I thought I was going to shut my computer down and ran across this. I have seen Tim Hawkins twice and almost peed my pants up the aisle laughing so hard.
Never make snow angels in a dog park.
I would tell a joke about memory loss, but I forgot it!
Judas is a carrot 😂😂😂😂
Props to Tim for taking the much harder guitar part.
My favorite part is the retweet joke
They found him in-between the couch cushions!
Laughing out loud at this. Too funny and clever!
Here's an old joke for a new tweet song: "They had trouble burrying the creator of the hokey pokey... he was burried with his left foot in and his right foot out."
Hopefully it's over I hate making videos 6
I heard the funeral was a very sombre affair, open casket etc.
But when the pall bearers tripped on the steps to the church, the fun really started.......
Y'all are going to heel... Lol!
OMG! Stop! My sides hurt!
420 Magnifique
HILARIOUS!!!!!!! (I must say, thanks so much for planting that damn song in my head. Now I’ll have to live with it singing happily in my head-ALL DAY!)
I have a "he who does not believe in auto correct go straight to he'll" Tee signed by both Tim and Jonny!!!!
Oh go to help
Yet sometimes autocorrect is not always helpful because it gives wrong words part of the time.
I stopped using autocorrect. It changed every thong.
This is a slice of the sublime.
Tim and Jonnie together is more than twice as much of way too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Judas is a carrot! I lost it
I'm a Lord of the Rings and Duck Dynasty fan so when I heard that one tweet I was like, "HAHAHAHAHAHA...nope."
this could also be titled " almost 9 minutes of dad jokes"
Dad jokes are awesome
My work colleagues call them punishment.
Thanks for the laughs.
I'm more of a KFC fighter.... LOL
"retweet"? GENIUS! rofl
If you meet a rancher who's jolly chances are he's growing pot😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤦♂️
Awesome!
I like the one about the guy who invented the TV remote!
he was found dead in between his sofa
Whenever I want to be alone I go the the mall and hold a clipboard!!!!
I wonder what their first run through is like when they havnt heard each other’s tweet. Lol!
*haven't 🙂
funny funny funny. just Twisted enough for my sense of humor.
lego land joke was a sleeper.... hilarious
"Judas is a carrot" Oh my God funny.
I don't think God thinks it's funny.
English is not my first language why is that funny
@@shilohstore6086 Judas's surname "Iscariot" sounds a little like "is a carrot" in English. Only a luke- warm/carnal Christian would find that funny though. Judas betrayed the Son of God and is now being tormented in hell for eternity. Nothing I would joke about.
@@difficultjourney3216 You must still be worshipping the Old Testament od that had no sense of humor and went around smiting everyone. I believe the New Testament God finds it quite funny. Smart people like puns. Maybe there's a reason that you don't.
@@gregschaper5807 You're not even a Christian. You're a gnostic.
Old McDonald was dyslexic, O-I-E-I-E!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha priceless
I LOVE THAT ONE!
And also the man who invented the television remote. ^_^
This was absolutely brilliant. Wow. 🤣
JUST FUNNY!!! Thank You Both!!!!
That’s not the joke mam.. you gotta lot of nerve 😂😂🤣
That deadpan facial expression. 🤣🤣🤣
Shadras9 yes!! That’s what took me out 😂
Laughed so much thank you guys.
these guys are hillarios!!!!
I`m going to heel for laughing at the conjoined twins one too early as well.
He'll*
He makes me laugh without saying anything
Fantastic humor we all need
I enjoyed your song 🤩
Old MacDonald was dyslexic o-i-e-i-e
The Lego tweet is hilarious!
How come I've never seen this one? This is awesome!
The jokes are even funnier when they laugh at their one jokes
I’m thinking a few of the jokes they just came up with on the fly. It is funnier when they crack up at their own jokes.
*own jokes (?) 🙂
that was horrible! almost, no, did bring me to tears.....perfect delivery, great job
These are some funny guys!!!!!! 😁
Great tune guys
hahaha i enjoyed this way more than i was expecting to
"That's not the joke ma'am"
Judas is a carrot.. BWAHAHAHA!!!!
Never thought id see these two together lol
one of my favourites was the retweet one lmmmmaaoo brilliant :") cause everone was like... "oh.... ha ha...." at first loooool
Awesome God bless
You two are the Dynamic Duo in a good way. 😊
My Uncle on My Father's Side, My Uncle Once Removed
damn Tim can play .
a retweet he says , lmao . the best one was the last one . . .
I love it
this is awesome
I liked "Judas Iscarrot"
Amy M. Fry wow I didn’t understand until you said that lol
The Retweet joke got me really good.
This should have been called "Dad Jokes"
It should have been called "Awesome Dad jokes."
They found in between the couch cushions!! Haha
I'm not American and English is not my first language.But I understood everything except the first tweet. Could a charitable soul please explain it to me?
Sure.
The pun is between “Mull it Over” (a phrase meaning to think about something over a period of time) and “Mullet Over” (‘mullet’ is a hair style where it’s short up front and long in the back-being here attributed to ‘Red-necks’.)
Hope that helps some.
@@melmac15 Thanks
Those were all very funny
Good stuff
I just discovered you...you're grrreat!!
That was a retweet. LOL
omg, i was late for work because i had to see this
I'd WATCH Mullet Over! Lol
This is so hilarious 🤣
"If you're illiterate, you probably live your life by a list of unwritten rules"... HA!
I like it
OMG Judas is a carrot! LOL
If they did one of the angels announcing the birth of Jesus to the shepherds. Have the shepherds be heads of lettuce, and sing "Oh come lettuce adore Him".
Judas is a carrot ah man the wholesome jokes the world needs!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i’m totally stealing a bunch of tim’s guitar licks
Old Mac Donald was dyslexic…….o i e I e! So funny
That’s genius!!!
😍😜😁✌️✌️🤟rock on tim
Tim's got some serious guitar skills.
that was good