I definitely agree with that. He is definitely up there with Some of the great comics. but the problem is with this world now if you don’t cuss, it ain’t funny. Tim is funny.
I've been wearing glasses for almost 40 years. I've had that air test done even more times than that. Never really thought about it. But since Tim mentioned it, I googled it. Here is the result: The puff test is used to measure intraocular pressure (IOP). That air that you feel during the puff bounces back to give the machine a reading of your eye pressure. This is significant, as a raised IOP can indicate a problem with the eye such as glaucoma. If that helps even one person, awesome! If not, oh well. It took less than one minute off my lifespan. Haha! 🤣😂
Missourian former Floridian, hoodin is great. It's like sledding but different. You get a vehicle, here we use three wheeler or a mud truck but in Florida we used a gator to get around just our local spots needed it. Oh the gator is a two seater six wheel amphibious thing, haven't seen one since the eighties. Anyway you tie the hood of a car to your vehicle and get everyone on, the driver does their best to sling everyone off and the riders do their best to be the only one left on, bonus points if you get your buddies to kiss a tree or something. Then there's van surfing, you try to stay on a van while the driver tries to sling you off.
You should check out "The Tim Hawkins Podcast". The first "season" is my favorite, it used to be called Poddy Break and they recorded it while on tour before Covid.
Any comedian I can show to my mother is a comedian I like. I remember having heard various jokes by John Mulaney and he was so hillarious in them I pulled up a special on ..idk Netflix?... and he was just GD this and GD that and f-bombs everywhere and was like " where was all that during the stuff I saw on youtube, I wouldnt have shown this to my mother " Now I don't mind filth and cursing in comedy, done right it can emphasise a joke surprisingly well BUT it is hardly necessary and soem comedians seem to make filth half their bit. Like look at an old one--Red Skelton -- I grew on on these video tapes my Grandma had of Red Skelton and to this day he makes me laugh...nott a scrap of cursing or filth to be seen for miles and he was so hilllarious...same for ray stevens ( fun fact my grandma was named Margret and my grandpa would call her up and say "it's me again Margret" and if you don't get the reference look up the song by ray stevens, its funny. )
why is this the first time I've come across this guy? all these years I've missed out! I'm definitely going to be checking out some more videos of him.. hilarious shit!
definitely also not the first time I had heard about Tim Hawkins! It's seems he was in stage for quite some time, not a very short period - or at least it is so to my knowledge and I am only 21 yrs old! How long was comedy Tim's thing, where did this thing start and how did he get saved?
Joke of the Day; When my girlfriend left me I decided to fix it. I went to where she was staying and stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Me too! I grew up in Minnesota and we were blessed enough to have a cabin on Mille Lacs Lake. The way he describes Minnesotans and our love of lakes/ tubing / watersports is dead on! No doubt Tim's actually experienced it.
I love you Tim Hawkins You are a good man Tim Hawkins My husband I listen to Tim Hawkins I told you that because I was feeling so I was feeling down really bad. For the grace of God in you I'm feeling better
Went to husband's family reunion in Minnesota. His aunt had a riverfront house. His cousin took me skiing. I look down and could see the rocks of the riverbed. Later, talking about it and she says, Oh yeah, it is not a deep river. You can walk from bank to bank and keep your shoulders and head above water even at the deepest part. 😮 First time I met her, the first thing that popped in my head was Marge Gunderson in movie Fargo. 🤣🤣🤣
I live in Minnesota but yeah that sounds dangerous. Never been water-skiing, but I was in a canoe that capsized in the Boundary Waters area, we were somewhat close to a shore but it still took a while to get there.
Back in the day, they used some sort of a scale with a weighted rod that was placed right on the front of your eye, in contact with the cornea, I think. The puff of air thing is a piece of cake! -old dude
@@courtenayoeltjenAnd driving on the frozen lake with your car, or even wheelie around on water with a hopped up snowmobile. Love visiting in the winter
Some people are the other extreme of "one square" and don't pay attention to how much they use. I offen use only half a sheet of paper towel to dry my hands and it annoys me when people use two sheets.
Military joke: one square of toilet paper, fold in half, tear a circle out of the middle, stick middle finger through hole, wipe butt with finger, use toilet paper to wipe finger. The circle piece is used to clean under the finger nail.
Oh my gosh! The puff of air in the eyeball bit is me every time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tim deserves a higher profile...He's an A-list comic in my book.
I definitely agree with that. He is definitely up there with Some of the great comics. but the problem is with this world now if you don’t cuss, it ain’t funny. Tim is funny.
“My Adrenals were……….…ADRENALING……….?” Lol! 🤣 ❤
The way Tim nails the delivery on every single joke of his is superb.
That was hilarious. Curing depression 1 song at a time.
I'm with ya Mark!!!!!
Until you've done the air blast experience on your eyes do you get the hilarity of this bit. Funny and clean...how refreshing.
Each time I go to the eye doctor I get the blast of air.
i had that after my retinas healed. it scared my and i ripped one out that was really vile
Love having the transcript -- thank you for making this wonderfully funny video accessible to the deaf & hard of hearing community.
He is a classic!! This is great! CAN we appreciate how much he sounds like Elvis?
Bruce Springsteen
I've been wearing glasses for almost 40 years. I've had that air test done even more times than that. Never really thought about it. But since Tim mentioned it, I googled it. Here is the result:
The puff test is used to measure intraocular pressure (IOP). That air that you feel during the puff bounces back to give the machine a reading of your eye pressure. This is significant, as a raised IOP can indicate a problem with the eye such as glaucoma.
If that helps even one person, awesome! If not, oh well. It took less than one minute off my lifespan. Haha! 🤣😂
"There will be wars and rumors of wars and people using one square of toliet paper." LOL beautiful
Toilet paper wars
Combining this with 2020 is my proof that God has a sense of humor 😂
TIM! You are lol funny Great!!
But you aged SOOO fast in this video! How???
Preppers ARE the default grocery stores. 👍👍
Save the planet, dude
This is.
One of the funniest comedians I have ever heard.
I thought I’d forgotten how to laugh. This video has brought it back.
It did with me too it feels good again doesn't it 😂
I have seen Tim Hawkins twice and I laughed so hard both times I thought I was going to throw up. It was glorious 😄
I’ve seen him twice and wanted to throw up, but certainly not because he was all that funny.
@@DonRood-fx3dtso why did you see him twice if you didn’t like him? Clearly you didn’t learn the first time if you didn’t like him.
Born and raised in MN, parents had a boat while growing up, I can confirm 100% that is a completely accurate representation.
The yoga pants song was excellent, and funny!
They work out.
Missourian former Floridian, hoodin is great. It's like sledding but different. You get a vehicle, here we use three wheeler or a mud truck but in Florida we used a gator to get around just our local spots needed it. Oh the gator is a two seater six wheel amphibious thing, haven't seen one since the eighties. Anyway you tie the hood of a car to your vehicle and get everyone on, the driver does their best to sling everyone off and the riders do their best to be the only one left on, bonus points if you get your buddies to kiss a tree or something. Then there's van surfing, you try to stay on a van while the driver tries to sling you off.
Tim Hawkins, Classic! You just can't get much funnier than this!! He is absolutely hilarious!! My ribs hurt and I'm crying!!
Really ?
Really ?
Really ?
He looks a little like Owen Wilson to me. Plus he's crackin' me up. 😂🤣🤣
You should check out "The Tim Hawkins Podcast". The first "season" is my favorite, it used to be called Poddy Break and they recorded it while on tour before Covid.
I can't even try not to laugh, Tim says a word and I'm on the floor laughing!
The last set had me laughing so hard because I used to go tubing with my family and it brought back memories 🤣😂
Mannnnn, Tim Hawkins surely has a gift of making people laugh as a successful, clean Christian Comedian!!!!! 😃👍👏👏👏😆🤣🤣✝️🙏
😂 this comment is hilarious
Amen.
Any comedian I can show to my mother is a comedian I like.
I remember having heard various jokes by John Mulaney and he was so hillarious in them I pulled up a special on ..idk Netflix?... and he was just GD this and GD that and f-bombs everywhere and was like " where was all that during the stuff I saw on youtube, I wouldnt have shown this to my mother " Now I don't mind filth and cursing in comedy, done right it can emphasise a joke surprisingly well BUT it is hardly necessary and soem comedians seem to make filth half their bit.
Like look at an old one--Red Skelton -- I grew on on these video tapes my Grandma had of Red Skelton and to this day he makes me laugh...nott a scrap of cursing or filth to be seen for miles and he was so hilllarious...same for ray stevens ( fun fact my grandma was named Margret and my grandpa would call her up and say "it's me again Margret" and if you don't get the reference look up the song by ray stevens, its funny. )
Funniest & most talented comedian of ALL time!!! Clean & fun! God bless Tim Hawkins! 🤣🙏😊
I love that he keeps making himself laugh with "no filter"!!
You just got a new subscriber.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Real good clean comedy, and skills with the guitar playing too.❤
"but im not a normal person and nobody was home..." 😂😂 Ok that shit was funny
It would be nice of Tim and Weird Al could do a concert together.
Some worlds will never collide
😂that would be awesome 🎉
why is this the first time I've come across this guy? all these years I've missed out! I'm definitely going to be checking out some more videos of him.. hilarious shit!
definitely also not the first time I had heard about Tim Hawkins! It's seems he was in stage for quite some time, not a very short period - or at least it is so to my knowledge and I am only 21 yrs old! How long was comedy Tim's thing, where did this thing start and how did he get saved?
I lost the challenge. Every time I watch Tim Hawkins I have tears coming outa my eyes.
Same here.
Joke of the Day; When my girlfriend left me I decided to fix it. I went to where she was staying and stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Oh MY... the toilet paper bit!!!😂
For a few seconds there I thought he was going to say the cats on fire.
I dodged a bullet here.😆
As a Minnesotan, I just about died laughing at the end 😂🤣😂
Greetings from Plymouth! 👋
Facts
lol same 😂
Me too! I grew up in Minnesota and we were blessed enough to have a cabin on Mille Lacs Lake. The way he describes Minnesotans and our love of lakes/ tubing / watersports is dead on! No doubt Tim's actually experienced it.
Greetings from Armstrong High School!
I had the pleasure of seeing him in person several years ago. So much fun!! He had a meet and greet after the show!!
I love you Tim Hawkins
You are a good man Tim Hawkins
My husband I listen to Tim Hawkins
I told you that because I was feeling so
I was feeling down really bad.
For the grace of God in you I'm feeling better
Forgot "Another one bites the dust " for a wedding song.
Oh man, I love Tim Hawkins, he's just the best comedian!
I love to listen to him while I'm playing Blox Fruits
Here in MN. it's the "Passive Agressive attitude" we all have.
"..... Ooooh the dogs on fire... You know that I always thought he was a good little fellow now run to the store & get a bag of marshmallows...." 😭💀
Super funny guy. Thanks so much Tim!
I never knew Matthew McConaughey was an eye doctor.
Sounds more like Clinton trying to talk
😅😅😅
I thought it was Forest Gump
He's from Missouri but I'm guessing his eye doctor had a strong southern accent.
Tim is from Missouri but I'm guessing his eye doctor had a strong southern accent.
you aint ever ready for the puff of air to the eye
Tim proves that you can be so funny and not have to use profanity every other word.
Agreed
Nope he is just another unfunny comic Sinbad and Gabriel Iglesias is better proof
He's mildly humorous. Plenty comedians that do not use "profanity" are actually funny.
Most comedians don't swear.
@@SophiaAphrodite not true I know more that do then those that don't
He's hilarious..I couldn't NOT laugh.
Well said!!!!!
Went to husband's family reunion in Minnesota. His aunt had a riverfront house. His cousin took me skiing. I look down and could see the rocks of the riverbed. Later, talking about it and she says, Oh yeah, it is not a deep river. You can walk from bank to bank and keep your shoulders and head above water even at the deepest part. 😮 First time I met her, the first thing that popped in my head was Marge Gunderson in movie Fargo. 🤣🤣🤣
I live in Minnesota but yeah that sounds dangerous. Never been water-skiing, but I was in a canoe that capsized in the Boundary Waters area, we were somewhat close to a shore but it still took a while to get there.
I’m 18, been watching him since I was a kid. Been to two of his shows ❤
"I know it's only a simi colan..." LOL
I had a similar experience for my first Snowmobile ride on the back behind the driver, in Wisconsin.
I totally agree Tim and AL would be AWESOME together
The eye doctor bit got me.
With Tim Hawkins, I knew that I would lose the challenge... laughing so hard my eyes are watering
I have not laughed this hard in YEARS!❤😂❤😂
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I lost right away. Lol He’s so funny.
Now this is comedy! Oh, man! I was laughing so hard that my colon came out!
I failed so bad! (And I'm usually straight-faced through the "Try not to laugh" stuff!) I learned a few years ago that Tim was funny, we love Tim.
Maybe youu could be in a sequel of the Wedding Singer. Love that movie.👍🏻
Why did the toilet paper gag become so much more funny after covid-19
U are not wrong lol
Tim Hawkins is SO funny, consistently! And, you won't hear one use of profanity.
He doesn't need profanity, he's perfectly unfunny without it
Man I wish I had a polar bear rite now😂😅😊😇😇😂😅😆😃
Not gonna lie, I’m not even gonna try. Just gonna enjoy the comedy!😂
Oh wow, one square bit got me just about falling out of my chair. Lol
I've passed out at eye Dr office over that glaucoma test.😂
Back in the day, they used some sort of a scale with a weighted rod that was placed right on the front of your eye, in contact with the cornea, I think. The puff of air thing is a piece of cake! -old dude
My first time tubing I lost grip and became the skipping human across the lake lol
Title: Try Not To Laugh
Me: Not possible
Literally laughing out loud 😂😂😂
I play blues harmonica,and wright songs on the fly,love this, subbed 😎👍
I 'bout peed my pants!!
Damn funny!!! 😂😂🤣🤣
Like a clean version of Robin Williams!
I love Tim, he's just too funny for human ability.
That’s Hubba Bubba got me! 😂💯😂
“I was singing about Jesus because I saw Him!”
Lol! ❤
As a Minnesotan I can attest to the accuracy of the tubing.
lol same, but our tubing is the best part of us Minnesota peeps 😂
@@courtenayoeltjenAnd driving on the frozen lake with your car, or even wheelie around on water with a hopped up snowmobile. Love visiting in the winter
There is actually no way I can't laugh while watching this Tim is to funny 🤣🤣🤣
That’s just hilarious 😂. Love it!
That idea is just crazy enough to work! It's ggggrrrrreeeaaaaattttt!
14:43 “then he turned”😂 I had it happen twice and I was singing (wake me up)😂
the polar bear bit had me rolling
...and wash it down with a Coke!
There are more of them now.....
If it's brown, lie down
If it's black, fight back
...
If it's white, say goodnight
Me Oh My. Tubing. Absolutely hilarious.
You know it's a good joke when the comedian laughs😂
I love this song. Great job.
only made it to the eye doctor
Too heck with the ait puff, wait for the drops...
I wish in my house that someone would use less paper. I’m the one that has to buy the stuff!
Some people are the other extreme of "one square" and don't pay attention to how much they use. I offen use only half a sheet of paper towel to dry my hands and it annoys me when people use two sheets.
A tip from me, don't watch when you're full, you could very possibly vomit
Military joke: one square of toilet paper, fold in half, tear a circle out of the middle, stick middle finger through hole, wipe butt with finger, use toilet paper to wipe finger. The circle piece is used to clean under the finger nail.
My husband was with the US Forestry and that's what he says. 😂😂😂
😂 I thought the same thing
My brother used to tell that one decades ago, it's hilarious!
That's f**king gross 😂😂😂😂
I lost this challenge so bad! Tim is too damn funny!!
I love him. 😂 Hilarious 😂
Try not to laugh? I was about to start laughing just before he said "the dogs on fire" and this is the first time I've ever heard this. LOL
Lol the yoga pants 🤣
And I have already lost at the ring of fire parody
It sounds almost like Matthew McConaughey is his eye Dr lol. Wedding songs ROFL!!! One of the best comedians ever!
I just saw a skit on facebook about this guy and now im hooked
He's so underrated!
So good. I was laughing so hard I was coughing.
Dude sounds like Elvis in lower vocal tones
The tubing one is the best 😂
And i had an eye doc appt today hahahaa
God loves you guys!!!
“Semicolon” 🤣😂🤣😂
Absolutely brilliant!
😂😂 the dogs on fire that had me rolling so hard