I definitely agree with that. He is definitely up there with Some of the great comics. but the problem is with this world now if you don’t cuss, it ain’t funny. Tim is funny.
I've been wearing glasses for almost 40 years. I've had that air test done even more times than that. Never really thought about it. But since Tim mentioned it, I googled it. Here is the result: The puff test is used to measure intraocular pressure (IOP). That air that you feel during the puff bounces back to give the machine a reading of your eye pressure. This is significant, as a raised IOP can indicate a problem with the eye such as glaucoma. If that helps even one person, awesome! If not, oh well. It took less than one minute off my lifespan. Haha! 🤣😂
Me too! I grew up in Minnesota and we were blessed enough to have a cabin on Mille Lacs Lake. The way he describes Minnesotans and our love of lakes/ tubing / watersports is dead on! No doubt Tim's actually experienced it.
why is this the first time I've come across this guy? all these years I've missed out! I'm definitely going to be checking out some more videos of him.. hilarious shit!
definitely also not the first time I had heard about Tim Hawkins! It's seems he was in stage for quite some time, not a very short period - or at least it is so to my knowledge and I am only 21 yrs old! How long was comedy Tim's thing, where did this thing start and how did he get saved?
You should check out "The Tim Hawkins Podcast". The first "season" is my favorite, it used to be called Poddy Break and they recorded it while on tour before Covid.
Any comedian I can show to my mother is a comedian I like. I remember having heard various jokes by John Mulaney and he was so hillarious in them I pulled up a special on ..idk Netflix?... and he was just GD this and GD that and f-bombs everywhere and was like " where was all that during the stuff I saw on youtube, I wouldnt have shown this to my mother " Now I don't mind filth and cursing in comedy, done right it can emphasise a joke surprisingly well BUT it is hardly necessary and soem comedians seem to make filth half their bit. Like look at an old one--Red Skelton -- I grew on on these video tapes my Grandma had of Red Skelton and to this day he makes me laugh...nott a scrap of cursing or filth to be seen for miles and he was so hilllarious...same for ray stevens ( fun fact my grandma was named Margret and my grandpa would call her up and say "it's me again Margret" and if you don't get the reference look up the song by ray stevens, its funny. )
@@courtenayoeltjenAnd driving on the frozen lake with your car, or even wheelie around on water with a hopped up snowmobile. Love visiting in the winter
Went to husband's family reunion in Minnesota. His aunt had a riverfront house. His cousin took me skiing. I look down and could see the rocks of the riverbed. Later, talking about it and she says, Oh yeah, it is not a deep river. You can walk from bank to bank and keep your shoulders and head above water even at the deepest part. 😮 First time I met her, the first thing that popped in my head was Marge Gunderson in movie Fargo. 🤣🤣🤣
I live in Minnesota but yeah that sounds dangerous. Never been water-skiing, but I was in a canoe that capsized in the Boundary Waters area, we were somewhat close to a shore but it still took a while to get there.
Missourian former Floridian, hoodin is great. It's like sledding but different. You get a vehicle, here we use three wheeler or a mud truck but in Florida we used a gator to get around just our local spots needed it. Oh the gator is a two seater six wheel amphibious thing, haven't seen one since the eighties. Anyway you tie the hood of a car to your vehicle and get everyone on, the driver does their best to sling everyone off and the riders do their best to be the only one left on, bonus points if you get your buddies to kiss a tree or something. Then there's van surfing, you try to stay on a van while the driver tries to sling you off.
I love you Tim Hawkins You are a good man Tim Hawkins My husband I listen to Tim Hawkins I told you that because I was feeling so I was feeling down really bad. For the grace of God in you I'm feeling better
Joke of the Day; When my girlfriend left me I decided to fix it. I went to where she was staying and stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Back in the day, they used some sort of a scale with a weighted rod that was placed right on the front of your eye, in contact with the cornea, I think. The puff of air thing is a piece of cake! -old dude
Military joke: one square of toilet paper, fold in half, tear a circle out of the middle, stick middle finger through hole, wipe butt with finger, use toilet paper to wipe finger. The circle piece is used to clean under the finger nail.
A true comedian. I have a very quirky sense of humor. I know comedians think differently, that's why we find funny things in everyday things. I saw a sign at police station, in parking lot, that read "Public parking Only violators will be towed"...who else would park there that isn't public ?
Some people are the other extreme of "one square" and don't pay attention to how much they use. I offen use only half a sheet of paper towel to dry my hands and it annoys me when people use two sheets.
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Oh my gosh! The puff of air in the eyeball bit is me every time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tim deserves a higher profile...He's an A-list comic in my book.
I definitely agree with that. He is definitely up there with Some of the great comics. but the problem is with this world now if you don’t cuss, it ain’t funny. Tim is funny.
“My Adrenals were……….…ADRENALING……….?” Lol! 🤣 ❤
Until you've done the air blast experience on your eyes do you get the hilarity of this bit. Funny and clean...how refreshing.
Each time I go to the eye doctor I get the blast of air.
i had that after my retinas healed. it scared my and i ripped one out that was really vile
"There will be wars and rumors of wars and people using one square of toliet paper." LOL beautiful
Toilet paper wars
Combining this with 2020 is my proof that God has a sense of humor 😂
TIM! You are lol funny Great!!
But you aged SOOO fast in this video! How???
Preppers ARE the default grocery stores. 👍👍
Save the planet, dude
The way Tim nails the delivery on every single joke of his is superb.
He is a classic!! This is great! CAN we appreciate how much he sounds like Elvis?
Bruce Springsteen
Really? Wow😅
That was hilarious. Curing depression 1 song at a time.
I'm with ya Mark!!!!!
I love that he keeps making himself laugh with "no filter"!!
Love having the transcript -- thank you for making this wonderfully funny video accessible to the deaf & hard of hearing community.
I have seen Tim Hawkins twice and I laughed so hard both times I thought I was going to throw up. It was glorious 😄
I’ve seen him twice and wanted to throw up, but certainly not because he was all that funny.
@@DonRood-fx3dtso why did you see him twice if you didn’t like him? Clearly you didn’t learn the first time if you didn’t like him.
I peed a little.
Tim Hawkins, Classic! You just can't get much funnier than this!! He is absolutely hilarious!! My ribs hurt and I'm crying!!
Really ?
Really ?
Really ?
I've been wearing glasses for almost 40 years. I've had that air test done even more times than that. Never really thought about it. But since Tim mentioned it, I googled it. Here is the result:
The puff test is used to measure intraocular pressure (IOP). That air that you feel during the puff bounces back to give the machine a reading of your eye pressure. This is significant, as a raised IOP can indicate a problem with the eye such as glaucoma.
If that helps even one person, awesome! If not, oh well. It took less than one minute off my lifespan. Haha! 🤣😂
Thanks. You saved me from Googling myself
I thought I’d forgotten how to laugh. This video has brought it back.
It did with me too it feels good again doesn't it 😂
The yoga pants song was excellent, and funny!
They work out.
This is.
One of the funniest comedians I have ever heard.
Born and raised in MN, parents had a boat while growing up, I can confirm 100% that is a completely accurate representation.
Real good clean comedy, and skills with the guitar playing too.❤
You just got a new subscriber.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
I can't even try not to laugh, Tim says a word and I'm on the floor laughing!
Oh MY... the toilet paper bit!!!😂
With Tim Hawkins, I knew that I would lose the challenge... laughing so hard my eyes are watering
"but im not a normal person and nobody was home..." 😂😂 Ok that shit was funny
As a Minnesotan, I just about died laughing at the end 😂🤣😂
Greetings from Plymouth! 👋
Facts
lol same 😂
Me too! I grew up in Minnesota and we were blessed enough to have a cabin on Mille Lacs Lake. The way he describes Minnesotans and our love of lakes/ tubing / watersports is dead on! No doubt Tim's actually experienced it.
Greetings from Armstrong High School!
It would be nice of Tim and Weird Al could do a concert together.
Some worlds will never collide
😂that would be awesome 🎉
What a riot that would be! Weird Al and Tim. 😄 ❤
I had the pleasure of seeing him in person several years ago. So much fun!! He had a meet and greet after the show!!
I lost the challenge. Every time I watch Tim Hawkins I have tears coming outa my eyes.
Same here.
Funniest & most talented comedian of ALL time!!! Clean & fun! God bless Tim Hawkins! 🤣🙏😊
For a few seconds there I thought he was going to say the cats on fire.
I dodged a bullet here.😆
why is this the first time I've come across this guy? all these years I've missed out! I'm definitely going to be checking out some more videos of him.. hilarious shit!
definitely also not the first time I had heard about Tim Hawkins! It's seems he was in stage for quite some time, not a very short period - or at least it is so to my knowledge and I am only 21 yrs old! How long was comedy Tim's thing, where did this thing start and how did he get saved?
Forgot "Another one bites the dust " for a wedding song.
And “Dude looks like a lady”
@@williampapadopoulos8145he’s done that one🤣 it’s on a different version of that joke tho
I never knew Matthew McConaughey was an eye doctor.
Sounds more like Clinton trying to talk
😅😅😅
I thought it was Forest Gump
He's from Missouri but I'm guessing his eye doctor had a strong southern accent.
Tim is from Missouri but I'm guessing his eye doctor had a strong southern accent.
Why did the toilet paper gag become so much more funny after covid-19
U are not wrong lol
The eye doctor bit got me.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this guy is too much! I love him doing parodies playing his guitar!!! 😂😂😂😂
Tim proves that you can be so funny and not have to use profanity every other word.
Agreed
Nope he is just another unfunny comic Sinbad and Gabriel Iglesias is better proof
He's mildly humorous. Plenty comedians that do not use "profanity" are actually funny.
Most comedians don't swear.
@@SophiaAphrodite not true I know more that do then those that don't
He looks a little like Owen Wilson to me. Plus he's crackin' me up. 😂🤣🤣
You should check out "The Tim Hawkins Podcast". The first "season" is my favorite, it used to be called Poddy Break and they recorded it while on tour before Covid.
I have not laughed this hard in YEARS!❤😂❤😂
❤❤❤❤❤❤
Me Oh My. Tubing. Absolutely hilarious.
"I know it's only a simi colan..." LOL
Title: Try Not To Laugh
Me: Not possible
The last set had me laughing so hard because I used to go tubing with my family and it brought back memories 🤣😂
I’m 18, been watching him since I was a kid. Been to two of his shows ❤
Tim is my favorite! I've laughed at his antics harder than I've laughed at anyone's.
Mannnnn, Tim Hawkins surely has a gift of making people laugh as a successful, clean Christian Comedian!!!!! 😃👍👏👏👏😆🤣🤣✝️🙏
😂 this comment is hilarious
Amen.
Any comedian I can show to my mother is a comedian I like.
I remember having heard various jokes by John Mulaney and he was so hillarious in them I pulled up a special on ..idk Netflix?... and he was just GD this and GD that and f-bombs everywhere and was like " where was all that during the stuff I saw on youtube, I wouldnt have shown this to my mother " Now I don't mind filth and cursing in comedy, done right it can emphasise a joke surprisingly well BUT it is hardly necessary and soem comedians seem to make filth half their bit.
Like look at an old one--Red Skelton -- I grew on on these video tapes my Grandma had of Red Skelton and to this day he makes me laugh...nott a scrap of cursing or filth to be seen for miles and he was so hilllarious...same for ray stevens ( fun fact my grandma was named Margret and my grandpa would call her up and say "it's me again Margret" and if you don't get the reference look up the song by ray stevens, its funny. )
you aint ever ready for the puff of air to the eye
Oh man, I love Tim Hawkins, he's just the best comedian!
I love to listen to him while I'm playing Blox Fruits
Here in MN. it's the "Passive Agressive attitude" we all have.
"..... Ooooh the dogs on fire... You know that I always thought he was a good little fellow now run to the store & get a bag of marshmallows...." 😭💀
Now this is comedy! Oh, man! I was laughing so hard that my colon came out!
As a Minnesotan I can attest to the accuracy of the tubing.
lol same, but our tubing is the best part of us Minnesota peeps 😂
@@courtenayoeltjenAnd driving on the frozen lake with your car, or even wheelie around on water with a hopped up snowmobile. Love visiting in the winter
He's hilarious..I couldn't NOT laugh.
Well said!!!!!
Went to husband's family reunion in Minnesota. His aunt had a riverfront house. His cousin took me skiing. I look down and could see the rocks of the riverbed. Later, talking about it and she says, Oh yeah, it is not a deep river. You can walk from bank to bank and keep your shoulders and head above water even at the deepest part. 😮 First time I met her, the first thing that popped in my head was Marge Gunderson in movie Fargo. 🤣🤣🤣
I live in Minnesota but yeah that sounds dangerous. Never been water-skiing, but I was in a canoe that capsized in the Boundary Waters area, we were somewhat close to a shore but it still took a while to get there.
the polar bear bit had me rolling
...and wash it down with a Coke!
There are more of them now.....
If it's brown, lie down
If it's black, fight back
...
If it's white, say goodnight
The bit about tubing in Minnesota had me DYING lol. This man is a class act.
That’s just hilarious 😂. Love it!
Missourian former Floridian, hoodin is great. It's like sledding but different. You get a vehicle, here we use three wheeler or a mud truck but in Florida we used a gator to get around just our local spots needed it. Oh the gator is a two seater six wheel amphibious thing, haven't seen one since the eighties. Anyway you tie the hood of a car to your vehicle and get everyone on, the driver does their best to sling everyone off and the riders do their best to be the only one left on, bonus points if you get your buddies to kiss a tree or something. Then there's van surfing, you try to stay on a van while the driver tries to sling you off.
Not gonna lie, I’m not even gonna try. Just gonna enjoy the comedy!😂
I love you Tim Hawkins
You are a good man Tim Hawkins
My husband I listen to Tim Hawkins
I told you that because I was feeling so
I was feeling down really bad.
For the grace of God in you I'm feeling better
Literally laughing out loud 😂😂😂
Joke of the Day; When my girlfriend left me I decided to fix it. I went to where she was staying and stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 cold blooded
Now that there’s funny😂.
That’s Hubba Bubba got me! 😂💯😂
I 'bout peed my pants!!
Damn funny!!! 😂😂🤣🤣
I've passed out at eye Dr office over that glaucoma test.😂
Back in the day, they used some sort of a scale with a weighted rod that was placed right on the front of your eye, in contact with the cornea, I think. The puff of air thing is a piece of cake! -old dude
You know it's a good joke when the comedian laughs😂
I totally agree Tim and AL would be AWESOME together
There is actually no way I can't laugh while watching this Tim is to funny 🤣🤣🤣
My first time tubing I lost grip and became the skipping human across the lake lol
Super funny guy. Thanks so much Tim!
only made it to the eye doctor
I love Tim, he's just too funny for human ability.
I lost right away. Lol He’s so funny.
I just saw a skit on facebook about this guy and now im hooked
He's so underrated!
Man I wish I had a polar bear rite now😂😅😊😇😇😂😅😆😃
Like a clean version of Robin Williams!
Military joke: one square of toilet paper, fold in half, tear a circle out of the middle, stick middle finger through hole, wipe butt with finger, use toilet paper to wipe finger. The circle piece is used to clean under the finger nail.
My husband was with the US Forestry and that's what he says. 😂😂😂
😂 I thought the same thing
My brother used to tell that one decades ago, it's hilarious!
That's f**king gross 😂😂😂😂
And I have already lost at the ring of fire parody
A true comedian. I have a very quirky sense of humor. I know comedians think differently, that's why we find funny things in everyday things. I saw a sign at police station, in parking lot, that read "Public parking Only violators will be towed"...who else would park there that isn't public ?
“I was singing about Jesus because I saw Him!”
Lol! ❤
About his tubing story, we Minnesotans refer to his experience as a "lake enema."
14:43 “then he turned”😂 I had it happen twice and I was singing (wake me up)😂
I failed so bad! (And I'm usually straight-faced through the "Try not to laugh" stuff!) I learned a few years ago that Tim was funny, we love Tim.
I play blues harmonica,and wright songs on the fly,love this, subbed 😎👍
I wish in my house that someone would use less paper. I’m the one that has to buy the stuff!
Some people are the other extreme of "one square" and don't pay attention to how much they use. I offen use only half a sheet of paper towel to dry my hands and it annoys me when people use two sheets.
Maybe youu could be in a sequel of the Wedding Singer. Love that movie.👍🏻
A tip from me, don't watch when you're full, you could very possibly vomit
Tim Hawkins is SO funny, consistently! And, you won't hear one use of profanity.
He doesn't need profanity, he's perfectly unfunny without it
I wonder how his wife felt after the yoga song I know she was cracking up😂😂😂
That idea is just crazy enough to work! It's ggggrrrrreeeaaaaattttt!
His voice on the eye story sounds like Matthew McConaughey
I thought the Same Exact thing!!!! He needs to meet with Matthew M !!!
Try not to laugh? I was about to start laughing just before he said "the dogs on fire" and this is the first time I've ever heard this. LOL
“No one was home……
I had a similar experience for my first Snowmobile ride on the back behind the driver, in Wisconsin.
This bro is if Bo Burnham and Gabriel Iglesias mixed together
Oh wow, one square bit got me just about falling out of my chair. Lol
The tubing one is the best 😂
2:00
Me:”ok Forrest Gump”😆
Bruce Springsteen must be loving the first song
I’m betting not.
The dog's on fire song kills me every time😂
So good. I was laughing so hard I was coughing.