Actually, the devil is not even IN H311………..… he’s walking around on the earth! But, GREATER is He that is in me than he that is in the world, so……..… YEAH! 👍 ❤
And I can't cry no tears at all because they came and gouged out both my eyes...........This is a bible story boys and girls, I'm not making this stuff up.....
@@debbie6373 - if he asks her to tell the devil "hi", it means she will be going to hell, while he is not. (Otherwise he could tell the devil himself). Samson "kind of" repented in the end, and asked God to help him a final time (and kill the 3000 philistines who made fun of him). From that we know that God was still with him. - But overall, Samson was not stable in his walk with God. (A winner at day time, but not walking with God at night time).
I’m sorry to hear about your husband and am glad to see you laughing again. I don’t know you but I know grief (my sister passed in October..) it’s so hard and I’m praying for you.
That's so good to hear, I lost my son two years ago and being cheerful can be tough. Great keep smiling it's what your husband would of wanted, God bless.
2:35 Where that starts but it also says in the video " People that's stinking Genuis whats wrong with you? " about that line also..... but yeah I think of the 300 Movie Parady evertime I hear that line... :p xD
Ohmygosh!! I go to a Christian school and we have chapel on wednesday. Well, a few weeks ago a guy actually sang this song at chapel! It was the greatest.
Never watch this on your laptop during silent study hall. I don't know how I did not get caught watching this despite my obvious laughing super hard with a hand over my mouth. 😂😂😂
Hey there Delilah This is your ex boyfriend Samson And I know you thought that lifting weights Made me so buff and handsome You were wrong It's cause I let my hair grow long That makes me strong Hey there Delilah You came in while I was sleeping And I couldn't feel you cutting And I didn't hear you creeping Out the door You left my hair piled on the floor While I just snored Oh, what you did to me Oh, while I was asleep Oh, I'm a Nazarene Oh, but you shave me clean Delilah you're so mean I killed a lion big and mean And slaughtered many Philistines All with a donkey's jawbone that's no lie But now I'm chained up to the wall And I can't cry no tears at all Because they came and gouged out both my eyes Why'd you grab your clipping shears And shave my head like Britney Spears And now I'm standing here in total shame And you're to blame Hey there Delilah Why did you have to deceive me And it's hard for me to think Not long ago I wanted you to be my bride But you took too much off the sides Hey there Delilah When you die, Just tell the Devil I said hi And he'll know why Oh, it's what you did to me Oh, now I feel so weak Oh, I look like a freak Oh, Delilah you're a geek Oh, you're such a geek
My dad passed away a few months ago and every time I watch Tim Hawkins, I picture my Dad crying tears of laughter when seeing him perform in person. Great memories!
Agh.. it keeps happening.. I'm scrolling through comments while watching the video and I read this comment at the exact moment the line is sung... This is probably the 5th time this week
Samson. Now that's a guy who knows how to bring down the house! After that party, everybody wanted to raise the roof. Chuck Norris ain't got nothing on Samson. 3,000 souls in one fell swoop, all dead. Never seen Chuck do that.
This video doesn't deserve even 1 thumbs down....... One of the most mind blowing parodies I've ever heard..... I'd give it both my thumbs up if RUclips let me
One of my teachers showed this in our bible class today to help us understand the story a bit more- and we all laughed. How can 1.1k people dislike this?
Mike Warnke was a traveling comic/preacher who did some good retellings, like Jonah, getting puked out by the whale & staggering to shore, dripping in half digested seaweed, tattered clothes, & partly bleached hair, yelling, "REPENT!!"
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is so freaking hilarious! Best parody ever! "Why'd you grab your clipping shears, and shave my head like Britney Spears?" Yeah, that IS freaking genius!!!
I was here; this is my parent’s church in beavercreek Ohio. His entire set was surprisingly consistent. Best twenty bucks I’ve spent on a comedy show in a long time.
“Ooh, it’s what you do to me When you do your comedy, I can’t stop laughing here Tim Hawkins you’re a freak And I’m a geek who loves you deep... Oh, it’s what you do to meeeee...” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️
What a shame he didn't write the last verse...where Samson regained his strength & pulled down the pillars he was chained to-& killed more of the enemy than he had in his lifetime...Victory!!
Brilliant, man! (and this is my favorite Plain White Tees song)--from a middle-aged gal who raised her kids on all types of music and parodies. Well done. :)
As I read through these comments I find it comical that many of you think this is making fun of the Bible. He is a Christian comedian and these songs are designed to teach and inspire people to look up more information. I guess you got fooled.
I think the only song that mentions "bed sheets" is Shape of You... everytime I hear it, I think "What other kinds of sheets exist ? ..... "If course they're BED sheets !" LOL
Tim Hawkins is so very talented! He plays several different instruments, sings great, and can do great impersonations! But best of all his jokes are really funny, and clean, and that’s a great combination! I am a big, Tim Hawkins fan!!!
I don't know why this got recommended to me in the year of our lord 2024 but every time I hear hey there delilah I think of this version so I'm glad I guess
Indeed that song was genius!!! You are amazing Tim I share your videos with my aunt who lives in Ohio and she loves to lol to the videos I send to her. I also taught my niece about Sampson and Delilah so this song was perfect . Your parenting song was a riot also so while I had all 5 of my sister's kids over I pulled up your parenting song for them to listen to
I never heard a comedian that's so damn funny what song parodies you can make a funny clean party of a song so hilarious that it would make people want to laugh so hard it almost pissed themselves
Stinkin’ genius indeed. Grew up “Catholic” and had no idea this story was a story at all or maybe I just disregarded it or forgot to pay attention in church/catechism that day. Nonetheless, this is gold. 💯😆
Every time I hear the original Hey There Delilah, I immediately go and listen to Tim Hawkins parody.
Ink Weaver Tims version is much better!!
Yes!
Same!! Also love your username
Some girl did Delilah's point of view.
I don't think there's a Tim Hawkins parody song that I don't sing the words to whenever I hear the "real" version! Love him so much!
My favorite line in the song:
"And tell the Devil I said hi. He'll know why."
Haha,yeah
Love your profile pic man! Saphira, lets gooo!
but i shaved your head like brittney spears..........
Yep, I must have lived with her for about a year because that's what I told her when I left.
Actually, the devil is not even IN H311………..… he’s walking around on the earth! But, GREATER is He that is in me than he that is in the world, so……..… YEAH! 👍 ❤
At Denny's today. They played the original "Delilah". I could not unhear Tim Hawkins. I died laughing.
"Why'd you grab your clipping sheers and shave my head like Britney Spears?" Best line in the song! ♥
Come on people thats genius lol and inside voices
My favorite is, "Now I'm chained up to the wall and I can't cry no tears at all because they came and gouged out both my eyes"
+BaconWrappedCupcake My favorite line is "Hey there Delilah when you die, just tell the devil I said hi, he'll know why"
yep
And I can't cry no tears at all because they came and gouged out both my eyes...........This is a bible story boys and girls, I'm not making this stuff up.....
"Just tell the Devil I said "Hi." He'll know why."
I actually don't know what he reffers to would you explain?
@@debbie6373
She's going to hell
My family laughs a lot at that part
@@debbie6373 - if he asks her to tell the devil "hi", it means she will be going to hell, while he is not. (Otherwise he could tell the devil himself).
Samson "kind of" repented in the end, and asked God to help him a final time (and kill the 3000 philistines who made fun of him). From that we know that God was still with him. - But overall, Samson was not stable in his walk with God. (A winner at day time, but not walking with God at night time).
😂
Love this guy. My husband died 3 months ago. Tim Hawkins got me laughing in the first month. It was good to be able to laugh.
im so sry to hear about ur husband. i hope that u and ur family is doing ok. i'll be praying for u
I’m sorry to hear about your husband and am glad to see you laughing again. I don’t know you but I know grief (my sister passed in October..) it’s so hard and I’m praying for you.
Hey ik its been two years but I hope everything is okay now, bless your soul :,)
good for you im glad that you got to laugh
That's so good to hear, I lost my son two years ago and being cheerful can be tough. Great keep smiling it's what your husband would of wanted, God bless.
"Why'd you grab my clipping shears, and shave my head like Brittney Spears?" So brilliant 😂
i laughed at that too
2:35 Where that starts but it also says in the video " People that's stinking Genuis whats wrong with you? " about that line also..... but yeah I think of the 300 Movie Parady evertime I hear that line... :p xD
An ad for a Hulu documentary about Britney Spears came on after the video! 😲😳😆😂🤣
What's really funny about that line is that Britney Spears wouldn't be born for thousands of years after Samson.
@@henryjordan2152 lllllĺlll
Inside voices lol love that part
"You're cute but you're annoying."
+melissasw64 I love that part
Teach me ways oh ways Master Jedi
Ya but then he starts to shout lol
"This is a Bible story Boys and Girls. I'm not making this stuff up!"
I mean believe in God or not the Bible has some really messed up stories in it XD
Someone else did
Well it's not a children's story, it's a historical narrative.
Ohmygosh!! I go to a Christian school and we have chapel on wednesday. Well, a few weeks ago a guy actually sang this song at chapel! It was the greatest.
That's awesome and hilarious!!!! 😂😂😂
That's fucking everything. x,D
Emily Bennett omg XD
haha no it didnt
Man I wish that would happen at our schools chapel but not everyone enjoys it. For some reason.
One talented guy! He's a clean artist that doesn't use foul language. Thanks, Tim
This guy has insane comedic timing. Knows when to let the audience laugh. Very impressive
Man that screensaver brought me right back to 1998
A classic! Eleven years later, and I still come back to this.
Never watch this on your laptop during silent study hall. I don't know how I did not get caught watching this despite my obvious laughing super hard with a hand over my mouth. 😂😂😂
that's so true
Nice
CiCi Melendez I was doing he same and could not stop laughing lol😹😹😹😹
CiCi Melendez I watched this when we were taking the big test in a library.
Cool not
Hey there Delilah
This is your ex boyfriend Samson
And I know you thought that lifting weights
Made me so buff and handsome
You were wrong
It's cause I let my hair grow long
That makes me strong
Hey there Delilah
You came in while I was sleeping
And I couldn't feel you cutting
And I didn't hear you creeping
Out the door
You left my hair piled on the floor
While I just snored
Oh, what you did to me
Oh, while I was asleep
Oh, I'm a Nazarene
Oh, but you shave me clean
Delilah you're so mean
I killed a lion big and mean
And slaughtered many Philistines
All with a donkey's jawbone that's no lie
But now I'm chained up to the wall
And I can't cry no tears at all
Because they came and gouged out both my eyes
Why'd you grab your clipping shears
And shave my head like Britney Spears
And now I'm standing here in total shame
And you're to blame
Hey there Delilah
Why did you have to deceive me
And it's hard for me to think
Not long ago I wanted you to be my bride
But you took too much off the sides
Hey there Delilah
When you die,
Just tell the Devil I said hi
And he'll know why
Oh, it's what you did to me
Oh, now I feel so weak
Oh, I look like a freak
Oh, Delilah you're a geek
Oh, you're such a geek
That is amazing
why do u have the confedreate flag
isaac sweeney because it stands for southern pride
@@jayscarreviews9614 and losing?
isaac sweeney don’t test me
I got to watch him sing this live and the whole room was crying with laughter and he told us it was actually a really serious story 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the original song but come on you have to admit this is hilarious
My dad passed away a few months ago and every time I watch Tim Hawkins, I picture my Dad crying tears of laughter when seeing him perform in person. Great memories!
That's beautiful darknapster7822. I'm sorry for your loss and I praise God in advance for the future HE has for you!!!
This is a bible story boys and girls. I'm not making this up!
Ik
he's not
Whofan 998 lol that was funny. It’s true, considering how fake and inane those antiquated books are
Whofan 998
That doesnt really make him wrong
Agh.. it keeps happening.. I'm scrolling through comments while watching the video and I read this comment at the exact moment the line is sung...
This is probably the 5th time this week
Tim Hawkins, If you read this: I would LOVE another bible story like this!
( P.S. Iam a huge fan!)
(Tim be like "oh another dog that wants to blow me")
I remember when I was younger one of our members sung this for the congregation's talent show and it was HILARIOUS. 😅
Samson. Now that's a guy who knows how to bring down the house! After that party, everybody wanted to raise the roof. Chuck Norris ain't got nothing on Samson. 3,000 souls in one fell swoop, all dead. Never seen Chuck do that.
you've never seen it because chuck is so fast it's mistaken for a natural disaster.
Nalied it, Eliyahu ben-Tsadoq :D
meh when they try to gouge out chucks eyes they break the hot poker
Eliyahu ben-Tsadoq yes he did. Samson was the greatest actor in the Bible.
roanoak, VA, chuck did that, lol
Just simply funny stuff, more people need to just enjoy the laughter. Life is too short to be so unhappy. Thanks Tim for all the humour!
This video doesn't deserve even 1 thumbs down....... One of the most mind blowing parodies I've ever heard..... I'd give it both my thumbs up if RUclips let me
😃👍👍👍
This! You don't even have to be Christian, and I love it. I'm Jewish, and I wish he'd do more Old Testament songs!
Well one of the thumbs down is...Britney Spears 😂
Then u wouldn’t be able to type this
its not because of the song its because its a repost
I look like a freak, Delilah your a geek!😂😂😂😂😂
The hardest I ever laughed was at a Tim Hawkins show. He is even funnier live.
One of my teachers showed this in our bible class today to help us understand the story a bit more- and we all laughed. How can 1.1k people dislike this?
Just hateful people that are just anti-Christian anything.
same
@@garylane6227 Darn that MAGA group, right?
@@aaronanderson6958 "Darn"? Such language!
if all bible stories were told like this i'd pay more attention in church lol
Mike Warnke was a traveling comic/preacher who did some good retellings, like Jonah, getting puked out by the whale & staggering to shore, dripping in half digested seaweed, tattered clothes, & partly bleached hair, yelling, "REPENT!!"
+George Pope that's awesome
except his testimony was totally fake. he was never a pot head and a satanist.
If all bi le stories where told like this maybe I would go to church
*bible
I FOUND IT! LAST WEEK AT YOUTH WE WERE ON OUR WAY TO LAZER TAG AND ONE OF THE INSTRUCTORS SANG THIS!!!!!!!
The best line was the part about "thought you could be my bride, but you took too much off the sides". Hilarious.
This is by far the funniest video I have ever seen in regards to Simon and Delilah! Very talented.
Sampson and Delilah
@@keristrickland2208 Samson and Delilah
@@parist6735 oops my bad. I usually catch errors like that
'inside voices'
"OH COME ON PEOPLE THAT WAS STINKING GENIUS"
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is so freaking hilarious! Best parody ever! "Why'd you grab your clipping shears, and shave my head like Britney Spears?" Yeah, that IS freaking genius!!!
i was studying religion then i read the story of Samson and i remembered this xD Gotta luv it
I was here; this is my parent’s church in beavercreek Ohio. His entire set was surprisingly consistent. Best twenty bucks I’ve spent on a comedy show in a long time.
I found myself singing this song. It's catchy and hilarious! 100 thumbs up!
❤❤❤ your music and other posts show up with regularity in my youtube mix now 😊
There's a random light show for no good reason at 1:41
+Blue Heart Screen saver, maybe?
+Blue Heart oh, so there isn't anything wrong my computer?
+Nanci Sanders nope its the video
+Blue Heart I have one: copyright bypass. You're welcome.
Blue Heart
This is the GREATEST! I'm literally crying
This to me puts the original version to shame. I love this.
I know this is an old video but it’s GENIUS 👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂
About a month or so back, I heard this guy on the radio.
this is better than the original song by FAR!!!
the cringe queen what’s the original song?
Thomas Jordan delilah
I know right???
agreed x1m
I love watching Tim Hawkins. i could watch him for hours. I am dying laughing. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
"Shaved my head like Britney Spears," hahahahahahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
“Ooh, it’s what you do to me
When you do your comedy,
I can’t stop laughing here
Tim Hawkins you’re a freak
And I’m a geek who loves you deep...
Oh, it’s what you do to meeeee...”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️
I want to see him live!
Suddenly, screensaver
What a shame he didn't write the last verse...where Samson regained his strength & pulled down the pillars he was chained to-& killed more of the enemy than he had in his lifetime...Victory!!
this is by far the funniest thing I've watched all day!!!!!!!
I love this! I have heard this before but didn't know who made it up!
At 3:24 - 3:30 OMGosh... I probably laughed way to hard than I should have :D
I have long hair. People always joke about cutting off while I sleep. I hope I never have to sing this song.
to Critics: Can you please not argue about the song and just enjoy the silliness?
we need comedy, like this.......clean, really funny, he also is extrememely entertaining..love him!
Brilliant, man! (and this is my favorite Plain White Tees song)--from a middle-aged gal who raised her kids on all types of music and parodies. Well done. :)
Oh my gosh only Tim!! This is a freaking masterpiece
"Hey y'all, this is a Bible story."
"from the Bible"
As I read through these comments I find it comical that many of you think this is making fun of the Bible. He is a Christian comedian and these songs are designed to teach and inspire people to look up more information. I guess you got fooled.
Steve Ruhd so true this is Gods humor that he put in this man its fricking hilarious 😂😂
Steve Ruhd he is just trying to put it in a funny way, totally agree with you there
Steve Ruhd
THEY GOT PRANKED BRO
That's not his normal voice. He's being funny.
He is impersonating a Sunday school teacher.
How did he not say.... oh the hair's in my bed sheets!!! right around the Delilah your'e a geek part lol
I think the only song that mentions
"bed sheets" is Shape of You...
everytime I hear it, I think
"What other kinds of sheets exist ?
..... "If course they're BED sheets !"
LOL
i watch this over and over again never gets old
I had my Bible on my lap when this was playing.
Tim Hawkins is so very talented! He plays several different instruments, sings great, and can do great impersonations! But best of all his jokes are really funny, and clean, and that’s a great combination! I am a big, Tim Hawkins fan!!!
LOL, she shaved his head like Brittney Spears. Perhaps that's the best part of the song.
This has been stuck in my head for forever and this song is great!!!!
This guy is so underrated
I don't know why this got recommended to me in the year of our lord 2024 but every time I hear hey there delilah I think of this version so I'm glad I guess
Comedic genius, and no smut!! YEAH!!
Hysterical truth in song. Those kids will never forget that story
"And shaved my head like Britney Spears" xD
Yeah, that was a big anachronistic, but everything else was spot on. :-)
***** not really, as the parody was created during the whole brittany spears thing. The video was posted in 2011 and the song was from before that.
Indeed that song was genius!!! You are amazing Tim I share your videos with my aunt who lives in Ohio and she loves to lol to the videos I send to her. I also taught my niece about Sampson and Delilah so this song was perfect . Your parenting song was a riot also so while I had all 5 of my sister's kids over I pulled up your parenting song for them to listen to
Been to two Al Yankovic concerts he was fantastic this guy is going to give Al some competition. Loved his chic fil a song.
I never heard a comedian that's so damn funny what song parodies you can make a funny clean party of a song so hilarious that it would make people want to laugh so hard it almost pissed themselves
Need a 10-hour version
I love this song. Tim you do it so well. No other version of this song compares to yours.
i didnt know comedy till i saw tim hawkins - hey there deliah parody
I hate parodies but this was one I wish i had written. Great job!
Guy has great comedic timing, rare these days.
"When you die tell the devil I said hi" I screamed in laughter at that part!!! Lol
He’d make a great Sunday school teacher for kids. It’s funny because it’s a parody of a real song. And the lyrics are true.
And now I'm chained up to the wall and I can't cry no tears at all because they came and gouged out both my eyes
Lol the when you die tell the devil I said hi part was great and the Britney Spears part too
This is so much funnier to me because I JUST listened to the actual song, then the reply from Delilah, then THIS! Too cute.
OMG this song is HILARIOUS!😂😂😂👍
Love this guy! Can't wait to see him in July!
"hey there delilah when you die, just tell Hades I said hi. He'll know why."
He didn't say Hades he said the devil
HUH THE Leondre Devries comment is my old account but i dont remember saying this i just found my comment.
Heroix I've done that before with my other account
I'll say hi to hades dont worry
one of my favorite songs by tim
"This is a bible story boys and girls. I'm not making this up!" I die of laughter every time I watch this!
That's hilarious! I love his parodies
It should've been a song about David and Bathsheeba.
+Meghan “Shadow” Chilberg look up halalujah thats one about david and bathsheeba
#hallelujah
really laughing and laughing, Tim does super parodies. Love this one.
He is the BOMB, and dude has a lot of kids!!! 😇😇😇🤗🤗🤗
Stinkin’ genius indeed. Grew up “Catholic” and had no idea this story was a story at all or maybe I just disregarded it or forgot to pay attention in church/catechism that day. Nonetheless, this is gold. 💯😆
This still makes me laugh
Haha! "But you took too much off the sides!" This is great!! 😁
OMG WE WATCHED THIS IN BIBLE CLASS NO JOKE!!!!
Besides being really funny and clever, the words to this are actually pretty good, lol
That was really clever.
we watched this in middle school chaple at school. every time i watch this it still as funny as the first time