Tim Hawkins-Hand Raising and Sanitizer

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

Комментарии • 307

  • @pkshere0
    @pkshere0 4 года назад +84

    OMGosh! This may be 8 years old but so relevant in these days of self-isolation and social distancing!

    • @Brigand231
      @Brigand231 4 года назад

      Yeah, talk about not aging well. Our pastor is actually a germaphobe.

    • @codyhannahmary83
      @codyhannahmary83 4 года назад +3

      Wow yes now we social distance, plenty of space to be the flag lady!!!!!

    • @bobbimurphy6392
      @bobbimurphy6392 4 года назад +1

      @@codyhannahmary83 🤣🤣🤣🤣🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️

    • @allnighterofficial
      @allnighterofficial 4 года назад

      Boomer humour right there

    • @yukiannie666
      @yukiannie666 4 года назад

      not really...

  • @autumnhobbit
    @autumnhobbit 11 лет назад +38

    "It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it."
    Gilbert K. Chesterton

  • @iampocketthepocket2227
    @iampocketthepocket2227 9 лет назад +17

    Someone make this guy like crazy famous! Please! The world needs to hear this humor!

  • @qualcom01
    @qualcom01 8 лет назад +70

    Is that a throwing star for Jesus? Man, I may not be religious but good comedy is good comedy and this guy is fantastic.

  • @supahninjagirl4
    @supahninjagirl4 13 лет назад +5

    I was in youth last wednesday, and I really got into the music and started raising my hands. I was to about Mufasa when I realized I had followed the steps exactly...

  • @gracytoyschultz4416
    @gracytoyschultz4416 8 лет назад +51

    GIVE THE LORD A HIGHFIVE!

  • @Michele7771000
    @Michele7771000 11 лет назад +20

    a time to weep and a time to laugh, a time to mourn and a time to dance, Ecclesiastes 3:4 Love to laugh! Thank you Tim Hawkins.

  • @AmyRose7771
    @AmyRose7771 12 лет назад +8

    Oh my gosh I LOVE Tim Hawkins!!! He is hilarious!!!!!

  • @BBall0027
    @BBall0027 10 лет назад +65

    Someone at my church did a similar thing to "heartburn", but at the stomach, so I called it "indigestion".

  • @haileyminger706
    @haileyminger706 7 лет назад +11

    I love Tim Hawkins

  • @bobiscoolman2
    @bobiscoolman2 9 лет назад +13

    When he did this at my church his fly was down and no one said anything. It wasn't even part of the act. It was hilarious!

    • @lishishur293
      @lishishur293 7 лет назад

      bobiscoolman2 I highly doubt he ever came to your church

  • @phoenixgemini42
    @phoenixgemini42 9 лет назад +14

    Would anyone else raise their hand when he said, "Do we have any people in the audience who doesnt go to a hand raising church?"

  • @fcbsdukes81
    @fcbsdukes81 10 лет назад +4

    I'm spiritual, don't have hand raisin church but this guy I love. He's great. Hilarious act and so true!!!!

    • @kyliecoulston852
      @kyliecoulston852 7 лет назад

      sabrinafair this isnt ment to be in real life, it is just commmedy

  • @autumnhobbit
    @autumnhobbit 11 лет назад +36

    To those who are complaining, I'm Catholic, and our priest makes jokes during homilies all the time. God made humans, and He wants us to be respectful of Him, but He also wants us to treat Him as a Father and as our Best Friend. Who doesn't joke around with their father or best friend? Does joking with your father immediately mean that you're disrespecting him? God invented laughter and humor, and if you read the Bible and pay attention in your life, you'll see He has a sense of humor, too.

  • @smiskowiak
    @smiskowiak 11 лет назад +41

    I've read some of the comments on here and here's my thoughts. Tim Hawkins is FUNNY! Tim Hawkins is a CHRISTIAN! Tim Hawkins is a FUNNY CHRISTIAN! If he was doing anything that a church that was disobedient to God, churches would not invite him to do his thing. Sometimes, non-believers even get introduced to a church or Christianity through events like Hawkins. Stop being so legalistic and have some fun.

  • @ajmarkle96
    @ajmarkle96 10 лет назад +78

    3:23 "no no Jesus loves you but your annoying" XD

  • @davejohnlucas1986
    @davejohnlucas1986 10 лет назад +81

    The 97 people who dislike this video do not go to a hand raising church.

    • @richtaft3308
      @richtaft3308 7 лет назад

      True

    • @heatherbilly4223
      @heatherbilly4223 7 лет назад +3

      David Lucas I don't go to a hand raising church. I'm Lutheran. And liked this video 😉

    • @heidichrist4000
      @heidichrist4000 4 года назад

      Make it 198 people.

    • @theultimatekfbfan2721
      @theultimatekfbfan2721 4 года назад

      @@heidichrist4000 now it's 206

    • @SuperEddietv
      @SuperEddietv 2 года назад

      Actually, they are triggered these days. Take it as a personal attack. I presented this to my assembly of God friend. They were seriously offended.

  • @chrissyjoy08
    @chrissyjoy08 7 лет назад +7

    If I ever feel like going vertical or doing a "worship javelin" or "throwing star" I'll move to the back of the sanctuary ;)
    Seriously, though, I've done a number of dramas and mime performances to songs and sometimes when we sing those songs I'll move to the back of the sanctuary so I can do the movements and not disturb others.

  • @tld250
    @tld250 12 лет назад +1

    Great quote, my friend! Thx for posting

  • @ashleyriley6404
    @ashleyriley6404 10 лет назад +6

    mufasa XD i have a shirt with these hand raisings stuff when i saw him live! love him!

  • @beckybrooks9974
    @beckybrooks9974 9 лет назад +16

    I raise my hands in church....I call it sign language, but same thing. LOL

  • @ashleyrckchannel7064
    @ashleyrckchannel7064 9 лет назад +11

    This is absolutely hilarious!

  • @mmorales868
    @mmorales868 8 лет назад +43

    We have one lady in our church with an empty seat radius, if you get close you will get popped in the eye. LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!!

    • @sarahsparkman1047
      @sarahsparkman1047 8 лет назад +1

      my friend Ashley is like that she has her space cause she loves to move

    • @Taylor-wt9zv
      @Taylor-wt9zv 8 лет назад

      lol

    • @gailthomas2631
      @gailthomas2631 4 года назад +1

      Been there, had that done to me. Must have been the same lady.

  • @jadonbaldwin8311
    @jadonbaldwin8311 9 лет назад +64

    IS THAT A THROWING STAR FOR JESUS! PUT THAT AWAY! hahahahahaa

    • @nrchhim
      @nrchhim 9 лет назад +3

      I LOVE Tim Hawkins!!!

    • @pepper341
      @pepper341 9 лет назад +14

      Is that a javelin? IS THAT A WORSHIP JAVELIN! PUT THE JAVELIN DOWN! ok you just killed the paster... PUT THE JAVELIN DOWN

  • @cindygardner8649
    @cindygardner8649 7 лет назад +6

    What makes this so funny is it's so true!😂😂😂😂And I'm rolling on the hand sanitizer joke cuz that one is the Truth. Com!😂😂😂

  • @theclownsystem9429
    @theclownsystem9429 6 лет назад +4

    OMG! I went to a tongue speaking church with a friend. They all speak in tongues at once and this one lady grabbed what looked to be a scarf and did the exact moves Tim did. Waving and twirling. I was trying so flipping hard not to bust out laughing!

    • @ivdddoxiemama7275
      @ivdddoxiemama7275 6 лет назад

      It says to believe in tongues in the Bible. There is supposed to be a interpreter who understands.

  • @barbieivy
    @barbieivy 7 лет назад +4

    You just kill the pastor with that javelin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead!! This is too funny!!

  • @whiteswan1910
    @whiteswan1910 11 лет назад

    News flash God has a sense of humor! This man is breathing life into this room.! .this is exactly what i needed after dealing with hard hearted judge mental people that suck the air out of a room with religious spirits that run more people out of a church then welcome them in. God wants us to laugh it releases stress & restores the soul. Joy brings strength. So lets lighten up & pursue some of that joy you would be surprised at how many people you will draw to The Lord. ....ugh I hate legalism!

  • @KateraKiitten
    @KateraKiitten 12 лет назад +1

    I'm officially in love with this man's comedy.

  • @_mokoa
    @_mokoa 13 лет назад

    i saw this in his show yesterday!!! i love it!!!!!

  • @jamieleeriley2562
    @jamieleeriley2562 4 года назад +6

    This guy proves you can be funny without cussing.

  • @megankindler9727
    @megankindler9727 12 лет назад

    He always brings a smile!

  • @joshuahdoane2772
    @joshuahdoane2772 10 лет назад +48

    Is that a worship Javelin?
    PUT IT DOWN!!

  • @levelup9
    @levelup9 12 лет назад +1

    She's a little too free in worship.. Brings your own flag to church - Love it

  • @tld250
    @tld250 11 лет назад

    Zelda Chick, you have made very valid points. And you're really just 15yrs old?! It is apparent you have a heart for God & that He is imparting His wisdom to you. Your comments far exceed your age. I encourage you to keep on seeking Him because you are definitely on the right track.
    Yes, we are all at different levels with Christ. That's why I have stated that there was a time that I would have laughed at some of this. But we all need to press further into our walk with Christ...in His time.

  • @PamelaJLamon
    @PamelaJLamon 4 года назад +3

    He needs to do a PSA on proper use of hand sanitizer during our current Pandemic!

  • @calebfisher7345
    @calebfisher7345 4 года назад +1

    this is the most relavent comedy I have seen during this craziness

  • @GodsCommissioned
    @GodsCommissioned 11 лет назад

    "Laughter is the most beautiful and beneficial therapy God ever granted humanity." -Chuck Swindoll
    I can put a quote under a RUclips video too. Lighten up guys. There's a time for preaching, talking about series things and growing in m God, and there's a time to bust a few guts, enjoying God's presence a different way

  • @ashleynd92
    @ashleynd92 10 лет назад +20

    I want to go to a heavy metal worship service.

    • @jeffreydumm5152
      @jeffreydumm5152 10 лет назад +3

      Look up Sagebrush Worship.

    • @havenparks
      @havenparks 7 лет назад +2

      Jeffrey Dumm Thanks. My stepdad really wants some heavy metal worship music. Have a blessed day!

    • @botrm
      @botrm 6 лет назад +2

      You dont have to have a stiff upper lip2follow Jesus,just a contrite heart :)

    • @CheersNE
      @CheersNE 5 лет назад +1

      I've been. It's a trip. We couldn't hear much for a few days following but we enjoyed it!

    • @notefromjan
      @notefromjan 4 года назад

      myhrr3 your comment is comedy gold that Tim Hawkins should use! LOL ♥️

  • @cameragrunt
    @cameragrunt 13 лет назад

    I went to a service at a convention recently and they said "We are open about how you praise...Raise your hands, clap, whatever..."....This skit came to mind right away and I couldn't stop laughing...I got more then a few looks...:)

  • @readthebible67
    @readthebible67 6 лет назад +1

    I am in pain.....He is SO funny!!

  • @JustinSmith-nc8ju
    @JustinSmith-nc8ju 10 лет назад +1

    I love him

  • @juliastrobush1571
    @juliastrobush1571 11 лет назад +14

    give the Lord a high five XD

  • @KatyStJohn-lg8ql
    @KatyStJohn-lg8ql 12 лет назад +1

    Hahaha! He is coming to my church this year :)

  • @kendrawilson1223
    @kendrawilson1223 8 лет назад +2

    Omg I love this he is always funny

  • @davekerr3683
    @davekerr3683 2 года назад

    hey know this is old but dang love it so good

  • @andrewgraham7659
    @andrewgraham7659 7 лет назад +2

    A metal service - oh yeah never seen one of those but I like the concept.

  • @3Nails1Cross4Given
    @3Nails1Cross4Given 12 лет назад +1

    How in the world does a person give this a thumbs down?????

  • @kjalcaraz84
    @kjalcaraz84 12 лет назад

    Thanks, Tim. Now I'm gonna be analyzing people to see what kind of hand raises they have. :)

  • @JeffDeanTheDeanZone
    @JeffDeanTheDeanZone 12 лет назад +2

    This guy is a genius

  • @shygirlnow2011
    @shygirlnow2011 4 года назад

    HIGH FIVE to you!

  • @Lizcwithac
    @Lizcwithac 13 лет назад

    Put the worship jevelin down!!!
    Is that a Jesus throwing star?!
    Lol! I absolutley luv!! this video!!!

  • @eandbshows
    @eandbshows 13 лет назад

    should i go to his show, or the Big ten championship?

  • @iheartswedes
    @iheartswedes 13 лет назад

    Saw this. Went to church. SAW A HUGE HAND SANITIZER. Thought of this. WOWOWOWOOWOWWOW =D woo Tim Hawkins!

  • @JeffDeanTheDeanZone
    @JeffDeanTheDeanZone 12 лет назад

    My pastor used to say "Don't worry about germs here, if you are worried get next to me I have health germs"

  • @davekerr3683
    @davekerr3683 2 года назад

    hope you and your family are doing well ❤

  • @curtisbrownr09
    @curtisbrownr09 11 лет назад

    please note that the verse reads further in 1 Timothy 2:8 "without wrath and doubting." And in 1 Timothy 2:8 it specifically says "holy hands". The Word of Life Himself said" But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him." So if you are truthfully worshipping Him then sometimes you will raise up your hands as a sign of total surrender. When God sees this He sees it as holy.

  • @KevoTheFello
    @KevoTheFello 10 лет назад +2

    he wiped his butt with the towle then wiped his face LOL

  • @WesAxson1
    @WesAxson1 12 лет назад

    This is awesome

  • @mickgarner4108
    @mickgarner4108 5 лет назад

    Excellent

  • @sarahkmur
    @sarahkmur 13 лет назад

    @OmegaEcho1177 that's a funny video! Always brightens my day!!! ;)

  • @emilylove1497
    @emilylove1497 12 лет назад

    I love this guy

  • @curtisbrownr09
    @curtisbrownr09 11 лет назад

    Please note that the verse further reads "without wrath and doubting", or argument as other versions read. John 4:23
    "But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him." So if you are worshiping in Spirit and Truth you might end up lifting your hands. But just know that there MANY other ways of worship like comedy, song, dance, instruments, and other great ways. If it's in Truth then that's it.

  • @MrsJuba2022
    @MrsJuba2022 12 лет назад

    AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @cindytubbs6609
    @cindytubbs6609 11 лет назад

    This is great!!!

  • @dave26566
    @dave26566 12 лет назад

    We have hand sanitizer at our church but I've never seen anyone use it

  • @3Nails1Cross4Given
    @3Nails1Cross4Given 12 лет назад

    Gotta agree with you J-Man 100%!

  • @annemccabe3929
    @annemccabe3929 11 лет назад

    i love this guy !

  • @XxSkilletSaviorxX
    @XxSkilletSaviorxX 13 лет назад

    im a worship leader, and this is so TRUE!!!!!!!! HAHA LOVE IT!!!!! xD

  • @rachelwells9600
    @rachelwells9600 12 лет назад +1

    I hope one day you will relax a bit more and realize God is not going to throw down the fire and brimstone (until that glorious end) if you give a good belly laugh at yourself. Yes, "Give the Lord a High Five!!" My gracious what is wrong with that? I know what God we are talking about.. and I also know that our Jesus is the dearest and best friend this girl has ever had or will have. This is why Jesus and religious folk never got along, to set in the law not in the heart of it. Respect, peace

  • @zeldachickofficial
    @zeldachickofficial 11 лет назад +1

    It sure is humbling to laugh at oneself. :)

  • @hurikainecatrina1
    @hurikainecatrina1 12 лет назад

    LOL I don't go to a handriaising church persay...but it itsn't frowned upon...I myself am a handraiser and I think how ever we worship the Lord He inhabits our praise! And, yes, I belief God has an awesome sense of humor....look at the platapus!!!

  • @lynnburgardt-yb9vm
    @lynnburgardt-yb9vm 10 месяцев назад

    I don't care how many times I watch this: "Jesus loves you but you're annoying" makes me laugh out loud every time!!😊

  • @fishingthelist4017
    @fishingthelist4017 4 года назад

    What about the clothesline when someone swings their arms around at about neck level of the people next to them?

  • @truexfan001
    @truexfan001 11 лет назад

    "Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?" - The Joker

  • @roshithesayian6801
    @roshithesayian6801 11 лет назад +3

    This is great XD

  • @jadeangel3ch18
    @jadeangel3ch18 12 лет назад +2

    Oh Tim^-^ haha...Well to all of those who seem to be offended by him and Christians who enjoy a good laugh, think about this...God made the ostrich and the platypus, so I think it's safe to say he has a sense of humor. Also, Christianity is about a RELATIONSHIP with God...meaning yes, in fact he IS our best friend ;) now no disrespect intended at all, I'm just saying, I think the Lord loves a good laugh now and then otherwise he wouldn't have made Tim Hawkins ;)

  • @pepper341
    @pepper341 9 лет назад +12

    What are germs? :P haha no kidding. I went to a daycare alot when i was little and im a dancer so germs dont bother me. *someone drops chips on floor* me: SCORE!!! *grabs food and eats it*
    ❤ P. ❤

  • @martyhall9663
    @martyhall9663 7 лет назад

    I could care less what kind of church you go to you best raise your hands to our Children our Kiddos.

  • @ByGraceAlone
    @ByGraceAlone 12 лет назад +1

    "There's plenty to laugh at in the world-but be sure you don't laugh at something that God takes seriously." - A.W. Tozer

  • @JackMooo
    @JackMooo 12 лет назад

    He is just like my youth minister!!!

  • @JCash493
    @JCash493 12 лет назад

    Why does it not surprise me that Tim Hawkins worked in the nursery?

  • @christineandcarlmilitz2883
    @christineandcarlmilitz2883 4 года назад +1

    we raise our hands and pass the handsanitizer

  • @LeCole4
    @LeCole4 8 лет назад +2

    hilarious I love it!!

  • @turnandburn1994
    @turnandburn1994 12 лет назад

    Village people, Rocky, touchdown! haha I can't go to church anymore without looking at all the different hand raises. :)

  • @MrFatal781
    @MrFatal781 12 лет назад

    He does the hand sanitizer one every time, but he changes it depending on where he is.

  • @whiteswan1910
    @whiteswan1910 11 лет назад +1

    News Flash God has a sense of humor. He expects us to enjoy our journey. Tim is breathing life into that place & legalistic people want to suck the life right back out......it's called joy people get some!

  • @XxXCexilexiXxX
    @XxXCexilexiXxX 13 лет назад

    i watched this went to church and saw somone doing the exact same thing i colun't hepl but laugh. LOL TIM HAWKINS ROCKS >.

  • @JJB88-y9v
    @JJB88-y9v 7 лет назад +1

    I love dueling light bulbs lol

  • @kaylaruthhall38
    @kaylaruthhall38 8 лет назад +1

    what year was this ?

    • @lishishur293
      @lishishur293 7 лет назад

      KaylaRuth Hall 2011, its in the description

  • @thecook1128
    @thecook1128 12 лет назад

    this is the song the lady with the worship javelin was listening to, " hands up they playin my song butterflies fly away! noddin my head like yea moving my hips like yea, hands up they playing my song and i know i am goin be okay, YEEEAAAAAAAAA it is a party in the USA

  • @joeyhodgeman
    @joeyhodgeman 13 лет назад

    where was this?

  • @alltimeamandax0
    @alltimeamandax0 12 лет назад

    Tim Hawkins is the Dane Cook of Christian comedy. lol. He's so good.

  • @thesavedone1
    @thesavedone1 11 лет назад

    Where was this filmed?

  • @frankie440mopar
    @frankie440mopar 11 лет назад

    I'm already at Rocky and Touchdown :D

  • @shootaman2
    @shootaman2 4 года назад

    Anyone else want to go to a Tim Hawkins heavy metal church service?

  • @dcdigofire2
    @dcdigofire2 12 лет назад

    "hand sanitizers" was awesome haha

  • @adamgattis3749
    @adamgattis3749 9 лет назад

    Can anyone tell me what pedal is there?? Looks like a Line 6 Pod, but it's hard to tell.

  • @Manderley22
    @Manderley22 13 лет назад

    this is hysterical, i was roaring laughing out loud LOLOLOL

  • @rosemarieholt3035
    @rosemarieholt3035 10 лет назад

    so funny