My first world breakfast got cold while laughing about Third World! Tim's humor and eating are not possible at the same time. There will never be a Hawkins Dinner Theater.
Oh there could be, but the choking rates would be through the roof. The Heimlich Maneuver would have to be required knowledge for everyone entering the building, including staff and patrons alike.
Lol amen it's almost hard to live because I'm dead!! I'm cracking up so much I almost fall off my bed that's like 3 feet off the ground! Love Tim hawkins ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I managed to drink my Soda whilst listening to this,, but I had to pause the video to take a sip. Holding back laughter with soda in your mouth hurtss.
Note to self: Orange Pulp = Kryptonite for children! Jesus take the wheel! hahaha! We have insurance! Let's see what happens!? Oh, dynamite! Tim Hawkins, you are Awesomeness personified!
With that, I agree. I did accidentally get something that I couldn't use and let my mom know it wasn't an external hard drive but a blank case for it and she understood and ordered the external needed and I was still very thankful. It's all on expressing it thankfully - the way kids express their disappointment is a bit more bold.
"Third world" - I love it! We just got back with our kids from our 10th year spending vacation in a third world. That's my vacation. My wife and kids have spent the entire summer there a couple of times. They love it, and my daughter even begged to stay for a year. I told her she had my permission... in a couple of years after she graduates. And yes, they are pretty grateful kids.
It’s so sad to me that my parents can relate to this whole bit about ungrateful kids. I got upset when I got my first phone and it wasn’t the type I wanted. I wanted a slider dumb phone which I got but I was he wrong kind. sorry Mom and Dad. 😂😂😂😂
***** Disagreement requires content. Your first response was three words long. "In lieu of your porterhouse, here's a chicken nugget! And, yes, it cost as much!" Are you really dumb enough to equate them as equal?
***** Why must you annoying little fucktards insist on having an opinion when you don't even have the ability to read more than three lines!?! I am sick of you idiots daring to state a counter opinion when you won't even read what I say. Why the Hell must I afford you the benefit of the doubt that you aren't a complete imbecile now that you didn't bother to read my comment? You just invalidated your whole side of the argument by wussing out in such a chicken shit manner.
When he said I just don't like that one right now I don't care if he's two I lost my breath for like 5 minutes. I have a 5-year-old and a 2 year old so I'm feeling this s***! And a 13 year old niece who does nothing but dance and sing around the house all day and her birthday is the day after Christmas! I think this man is talking about my life
Why in the name of the God of Abraham that just today I find this on youtube a never knew about tim hawkins?! Best human that God created!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🇺🇸!!
I remember my first iphone... it was an iPhone 3 after the iPhone 5 had already come out but I didn't care. I was absolutely ecstatic to have my music and my phone in one device.
Based on the comment Tim Hawkins made about his daughter 'being his favorite', I'll bet she's like 😏 and her brothers are just looking at her like 😒 Lol
My 12 year old son complained about the phone we bought him for Christmas, I returned the phone and upgraded my phone to a Samsung Galaxy 8. He has no phone, he just turned 13 and is still begging for a phone, and now he would even accept a used phone. Se how that works parents. I'm still going to make him wait for another year, he has done better in school and chores since he lost his electronics.
To be honest, kids and young teenagers should not be entrusted with Tech until they are mature enough. I didn't get my first smartphone until I wad 14..I used it until it broke. Have a Metro PCs now. Had it ever since. (Im 19 now)
"Daddy I want a happy meal" "you'll be happy to get a meal" lol
Abigail lol
Abigai
Look Mickey Mouse! No that's a giant rat. GET OUT OF HERE!
Lol
You need to be content with what you have. That's the moral. Take it from a teenager. I'm going on 19 tomorrow. Never complained about anything.
If Robin Williams were a Christian....this is what we'd get lol ..God Bless You Tim Hawkins for sharing your gifts and talents
YESSSSSSSSSS....
He was a Christian
And how do you know Williams was a Christian, just because you think he should have been one?
Rawk4Life he said so in an interview
+Rawk4Life they said if robin williams was a Christian
"We got insurance. Let's just see what happens!" lol
This was beyond fantastic. Third World theme park is actually an idea I can get behind. Phenomenal.
Third World theme park: a great place for people who protest for stupid reasons
This comment didn't age well....
I agree
8th 999 is 9 8th 7z 8th 7
did you just predict 2020???
I think this comment aged perfectly.
He sounded like Gollum when he was talking about the pulp.
Lol
OMG YES!
+AliceBloodRabbit101 We cannot eats humanses food, precious!
Yeah
PRECIOUS!
My first world breakfast got cold while laughing about Third World! Tim's humor and eating are not possible at the same time. There will never be a Hawkins Dinner Theater.
Oh there could be, but the choking rates would be through the roof. The Heimlich Maneuver would have to be required knowledge for everyone entering the building, including staff and patrons alike.
I think it might the in a food fight after someone spews on someone else.
Someone would most definatly choke... and die.
Lol amen it's almost hard to live because I'm dead!! I'm cracking up so much I almost fall off my bed that's like 3 feet off the ground! Love Tim hawkins ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I managed to drink my Soda whilst listening to this,, but I had to pause the video to take a sip. Holding back laughter with soda in your mouth hurtss.
"AAAAAHHH"
"What's wrong"
"THERES PULP IN THE ORANGE JUICE -tongue thing-"
*smeagle pose*
GET IT OUT!
XD
*looks away*
PULLLLLLLLPPPPPPP
I hate pulp too
- "Daddy, I want a happy meal!" - "You'll be happy to get a meal son."
Sweetheart, look up here at daddy. *takes hands of wheel*
Jesus take the wheeeel!! Lmaooo he is so hilarious!!!!!
Amara Cardinal ikr
More like Cletus take the real
Note to self: Orange Pulp = Kryptonite for children! Jesus take the wheel! hahaha! We have insurance! Let's see what happens!? Oh, dynamite! Tim Hawkins, you are Awesomeness personified!
Oh man, I can soooo relate to the IPod story. My daughter did the same thing to me.
Tim: I'll just put pulp on the doorknob
Kids: AAAUUUGGGHHHH!!!!
It burns!
I love Tims humor. No bad language
God bless you.
PULP!! theres PULP in the orange juice!!!! GET IT OUT!!!!!!
yup...that was me :P
If my kid ever acted like that about a gift, I'd return it the next day!
That sounds right.
With that, I agree. I did accidentally get something that I couldn't use and let my mom know it wasn't an external hard drive but a blank case for it and she understood and ordered the external needed and I was still very thankful. It's all on expressing it thankfully - the way kids express their disappointment is a bit more bold.
Why is this man so undoubtably funny? I wish he would come to my state and do a show.
My sister calls her kids "monsters"-----she'll love this!!!
"PULP!"
"U GOT THE ORANGE JUICE WITH PULP IN IT!"
"TAKE IT OUT!!!!"
IT BURNS!!!
It's funnier to me because that is exactly me. I hate pulp orange juice
XD
+Godrocks1998 I actually LIKE orange juice with pulp
GameZ Girl YUCK! DX
Kids:AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tim:Whats wrong?
Kids:theres pulp in the Orange Juice...
Tim:Pulp?
Kids:PULP!! ..get it out.
I'm 21 and I still don't like to drink Orange juice with pulp
Risa Green I prefer it, eh..
Stephen Stiles I prefer it too. Pulp is delicious, and better for you :D
Mariely Alicea
I basically only drink high pulp orange juice 😅
"I need more giga giga!"
"I love ya, I just don't like that one right now" I can't even. lol
I never wanted to go to Disney World. Then again, I preferred the beach as a kid.
SenshiofWolves yahhhhhhhs
I'd rather go to Six Flags 🎢🎢🎢
Six Flags for the day?! Best parent EVER! Your poor children would never survive here in Australia, where Six Flags isn't even a thing.
Kid: Daddy, its Mickey Mouse!
Dad: No, its a giant rat. GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!
Like the R.O.U.S. From Princess Bride.
Disneyland/World is GLOBALIST GARBAGE!!
"Third world" - I love it! We just got back with our kids from our 10th year spending vacation in a third world. That's my vacation. My wife and kids have spent the entire summer there a couple of times. They love it, and my daughter even begged to stay for a year. I told her she had my permission... in a couple of years after she graduates. And yes, they are pretty grateful kids.
It’s so sad to me that my parents can relate to this whole bit about ungrateful kids. I got upset when I got my first phone and it wasn’t the type I wanted. I wanted a slider dumb phone which I got but I was he wrong kind. sorry Mom and Dad. 😂😂😂😂
FWAAAAAARRRLK
PUUUULP
IT BURNS!
XDDDDDDD
The last two words of the video are "Sugar Butt". He calls his daughter "Sugar Butt". I think that's absolutely adorable!
too funny! 😂
"There ain't 80 good songs ever written sugarbutt!" Most accurate thing ever lol
IT BURRRRRRNZZZZ
"I need more giga-giga!" Lol that's awesome!
Kid- DADDY!
Dad- What?
Kid- THERES PULP
Dad- Pulp?
Kid- YES! PULP BURN IT
jj
Sept. 22, 2018---And these are the same kids in college now that believe the world owes them everything simply for existing.
I totally remember the "please unlock the computer" days! 😂
You got me with the pulp in the orange juice. MY KIDS ARE KILLING ME MENTALLY TODAY I NEEDED A LAUGH
I love pulp in my orange juice. I have fun chewing it.
Also, the songs? I have fifty, and I'm HAPPY! lolz.
Blessings, what a great comedian!
I’m on board for the 3rd world park!
This is the first time i saw his stuff, but he is incredibly funny. I was laughing so loud my wife inquired from the room what was going on.
The pulp in the orange juice part is very accurate
If a kid is ungrateful, then they don't hear "no" often enough.
If I'm ever an ingrate, I'd get WHIPPED. 18 years old about to be 19. Never happens now. But I still remember it happening 18 years ago.
oh my gosh i laugh so hard!! he's soooo funny!! XD
i love the way he imitates his kids XD
I like the pulp
same
Me too
Ana Wilson same
love tim hawkins my 5th grade teacher showed us 1 of his videos been in love with his videos
if i had ever said anything but thank you when someone did something nice for me, it would be world war three up i my house.
this was so good. glad I found it
1:35 i've never heard someone cry like that xD
Daddy I need more gigagiga killed me 😂
2:20 - EXACTLY! Ungratefulness touched me once and I still hate myself for it. Why can't kids just stop complaining about everything?
***** I guess you would know. All you said was three words without context or any actual value. That was fairly idiotic in itself.
***** Disagreement requires content. Your first response was three words long. "In lieu of your porterhouse, here's a chicken nugget! And, yes, it cost as much!" Are you really dumb enough to equate them as equal?
***** Why must you annoying little fucktards insist on having an opinion when you don't even have the ability to read more than three lines!?! I am sick of you idiots daring to state a counter opinion when you won't even read what I say. Why the Hell must I afford you the benefit of the doubt that you aren't a complete imbecile now that you didn't bother to read my comment? You just invalidated your whole side of the argument by wussing out in such a chicken shit manner.
***** Is that all you want and strive for: The final word? What a loser!
I'm 13 and I like Six Flags! It's my Disney World!!
haha! love this guy!
When he said I just don't like that one right now I don't care if he's two I lost my breath for like 5 minutes. I have a 5-year-old and a 2 year old so I'm feeling this s***! And a 13 year old niece who does nothing but dance and sing around the house all day and her birthday is the day after Christmas! I think this man is talking about my life
“Daddy I want a happy meal”, “Be happy you are not THE MEAL”.
"We hate you." LOLOLOL #died of laughter
He needs to parody Alice In Chains. He looks just like Layne Staley here.
I was thinking that too
Why in the name of the God of Abraham that just today I find this on youtube a never knew about tim hawkins?! Best human that God created!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🇺🇸!!
I can't......I CANNOT WITH HIS COMEDY! He is just too funny!!!
I'm 12 I can't even imagine telling my parents I have them for taking me to the "wrong" theme park or telling them they got me the wrong phone.
Or that I hate them for it....
Me: Google: Engraving my tombstone
Epitaph: ungrateful child
💀⚰🪦😂😂😂
2:31 Scar: NO, no, ANYTHING but that!
CANT. STOP. LAUGHING.
Can't stop laughing
3:05 I died oml 💀💀
Oh my gosh I remember when I was 4 years old and 9 went to one of his concerts at grace turch in Michigan
I keep playing the disneyland at 2:00 I'm dead!
Pulp! Pulp! .... it burns. 1:00
😂😂
Soooo funny!!! I was told that a a child I danced and sung for everything too... Lol
I remember my first iphone... it was an iPhone 3 after the iPhone 5 had already come out but I didn't care. I was absolutely ecstatic to have my music and my phone in one device.
I had the same attitude about my 2018 Motorola
This guy is hilarious... natural humor. The nano gift kills me. Lol
Last two words: he calls his daughter Sugar Butt! This is absolutely hilarious.
Amen Brother !!!!!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 I can relate.
God bless spread his word!
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE WHEN HE DANCES!
I love it
I know the feeling! Sometimes I do something to surprise my kids, they complain, so I just take it away. They'll learn to be grateful! ;)
The orange juice part is too funny. My daughters both hate pulp.
That always cracks me up
Based on the comment Tim Hawkins made about his daughter 'being his favorite', I'll bet she's like 😏 and her brothers are just looking at her like 😒
Lol
Laughed my head off.
Been there! Too funny.
Sugarbutt! Oh my gosh I am dying!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!!! does that say I love this!
i love him
I made the mistake of taking a big drink of soda and then watching this. It's so funny and I will not make that mistake again.
daddy daddy, i need your help daddy. can you unlock the computer for me daddy
LOL. You know how to power on a computer right? But really.....who gives computerers and smartphones to little ungrateful kids? They'll lose them.
I love the pulp lol
My 12 year old son complained about the phone we bought him for Christmas, I returned the phone and upgraded my phone to a Samsung Galaxy 8. He has no phone, he just turned 13 and is still begging for a phone, and now he would even accept a used phone. Se how that works parents. I'm still going to make him wait for another year, he has done better in school and chores since he lost his electronics.
To be honest, kids and young teenagers should not be entrusted with Tech until they are mature enough. I didn't get my first smartphone until I wad 14..I used it until it broke. Have a Metro PCs now. Had it ever since. (Im 19 now)
I'm 60 and still can't drink OJ with pulp.
"Daddy, Micky Mouse!" "No, that's a giant rat."
Did he really just say sugerBUTT :D LOL
"hey sweet heart look up here at daddy 'jesus take the wheel' "
Eating and drinking while watching Tim is dangerous lol
I laughed so hard i cried lol
I was wondering the exact same thing
Disney world is no where near as fun as six flags🤣
Which one do you prefer:
Six Flags or Disneyworld?
Lexie Bawoo yes!! And alot cheaper !!!
Disney World is so much better
Did he say "Sugar-Butt" ?
lol yep
creepy isnt it?
Eleventy7
Maybe sugar button.
Then again, maybe not
I've never saw this before but it's funny he is a good comedian
Jesus take the wheel!
Lol!!!! That is great!
My folks took me to "misery word."They just loved staying home... bummer
I love pulp in my orange juice lol