Tim Hawkins best jokes part 1

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  • Опубликовано: 10 мар 2017
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  • @FireWolf583
    @FireWolf583 5 лет назад +63

    Usually the sigh at the end of our laughs is us making sure we're actually done laughing. It's kinda like a test breath to see if we're gonna keep laughing or go on with our lives

    • @avaheggie5698
      @avaheggie5698 3 месяца назад +1

      Yes. I agree you with you. Its so true.

  • @l.wheels3458
    @l.wheels3458 6 лет назад +220

    I would prefer him over any comedian everyday. He proves that you don't need to swear to be funny.

    • @klaidogvideos9045
      @klaidogvideos9045 6 лет назад

      Logan Wheeler exactly

    • @ralphierianda
      @ralphierianda 5 лет назад +6

      Jerry Seinfeld did that a long time ago. And no one said you need to swear to be funny. But don’t tell me things can’t be funnier when you swear!

    • @coffeefordays6913
      @coffeefordays6913 5 лет назад +2

      Nothing is funny if there is swearing involved.

    • @tooturnttomato
      @tooturnttomato 5 лет назад

      Look up Dry Bar comedy :) all non swearing

    • @liberationpocket6435
      @liberationpocket6435 5 лет назад

      Idk man Bill Burr is kinda funny when he swears because it's over exaggeration

  • @slavcity406
    @slavcity406 5 лет назад +44

    He needs to be an actor hands down

  • @kanoodles1140
    @kanoodles1140 6 лет назад +117

    I want a tall, skinny, sugar-free, decaf, soy, vanilla latte. Extra hot, whipped cream, double-sleeve, no cup.

  • @jtenorj
    @jtenorj 5 лет назад +34

    I can't be the only guy that sighs on occasion after a good laugh, can I?

  • @jenealynng3495
    @jenealynng3495 5 лет назад +26

    I burped at the same time he started snorting.

  • @galledit7047
    @galledit7047 5 лет назад +8

    I was laughing soooo hard that I started mking those noises... :)))))))

  • @Tactical_Shenanigans
    @Tactical_Shenanigans 5 лет назад +15

    There’s a swine in my spirit

  • @oliverbrumage4695
    @oliverbrumage4695 7 лет назад +30

    Dude he is the best .

  • @IzzyNChrist
    @IzzyNChrist 6 лет назад +44

    he's actually making me hungry with those pretend biscuits, I want some

  • @mrj8242
    @mrj8242 6 лет назад +19

    I was dieing I couldn't breathe

  • @annamanz7652
    @annamanz7652 2 года назад +1

    the hand sanitizer part is so funny

  • @theanimeg4mer768
    @theanimeg4mer768 5 лет назад +5

    Lol Tim Hawkins is a personal favorite of mine

  • @ruthrichardson9717
    @ruthrichardson9717 5 лет назад +3

    Go! Find your mark little pebble! 🤣

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 5 лет назад +23

    Let it Go
    When in public: Conceal, don't feel. Don't let them know.
    When at home: Let the storm rage on.

    • @lanierae3436
      @lanierae3436 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😂😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @theanimeg4mer768
      @theanimeg4mer768 5 лет назад +1

      😎
      👕
      👖💨 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      👢

    • @elizabethlove3246
      @elizabethlove3246 2 года назад +1

      XD IKR!!!!!

  • @elizabethlove3246
    @elizabethlove3246 2 года назад +3

    She is my flowa XD

  • @grayson4614
    @grayson4614 5 лет назад +26

    My mom gets mad at my dad for her dreams in fact in her dreams he has a girlfriend named Betty and when my mom gets up from a dream about Betty I hear high pitched scream and then I'm like well I better go check on dad he only screams like that when there was a dream about Betty

    • @midnightwarrior7888
      @midnightwarrior7888 5 лет назад +1

      My sister was mad at her husband because of something he did in her dream.

  • @Leighi1
    @Leighi1 6 лет назад +14

    Thank you so much for making this video. I needed this today xD

  • @williamhiggins4307
    @williamhiggins4307 7 лет назад +35

    How has now one liked this video yet? How am I the first to like it! It was hilarious!

  • @heatherbrown4632
    @heatherbrown4632 7 лет назад +30

    This guy is a riot

  • @PAmanof77
    @PAmanof77 4 года назад +3

    I saw this guy in concert a few years ago, oh man he was the 💣!

  • @shaun5078
    @shaun5078 6 лет назад +6

    I like this guy.

  • @Windowseat1998..
    @Windowseat1998.. 2 месяца назад

    "If she survives, we will be wed." 😂😂😂😂

  • @geomondiale1768
    @geomondiale1768 5 лет назад +13

    He's channeling Robin Williams

  • @nathanwilson3175
    @nathanwilson3175 5 лет назад

    He made that garbage disposal noise and I fucking lost it 😂😂😂😂

  • @BillieJoYouree
    @BillieJoYouree 3 месяца назад

    That first laugh sounds just like me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @calebj.4756
    @calebj.4756 4 года назад +1

    God bless spread his word!

  • @-BlueKitty-
    @-BlueKitty- 6 лет назад +8

    Awesome. :3

  • @mrj8242
    @mrj8242 5 лет назад +14

    They make you wanna slap your mama. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ruthrichardson9717
      @ruthrichardson9717 5 лет назад +2

      But the pancakes make me wanna hit yo daddy with a baseball bat! 😆

  • @manifesting_music24
    @manifesting_music24 6 лет назад +3

    wow just wow you're just plain amazing -

  • @Vickiecole420
    @Vickiecole420 5 месяцев назад +1

    He would definitely be looking at me if i was there. I can wheeze and laugh with no sound. You know the one where you're laughing so hard you can't breathe and your face is the only thing laughing. People just give me this look like should we call an ambulance?

  • @manifesting_music24
    @manifesting_music24 6 лет назад +6

    oh the sigh yes i have done many of those

  • @sernertdog102
    @sernertdog102 6 лет назад +3

    Tim is so funny that me and my uncalled

  • @Bammsaidthelady
    @Bammsaidthelady 6 лет назад +4

    haha double sleeve no cup!

  • @anasmiah
    @anasmiah 5 лет назад +2

    LMBAO! 🤣

  • @ramseygeorge3126
    @ramseygeorge3126 5 лет назад +2

    Homicide biscuits

  • @stewiewrightful
    @stewiewrightful 4 года назад

    Being from England i must say. Bravo on the accent!!!

  • @johnhoward8526
    @johnhoward8526 5 лет назад +4

    1:57

  • @sydneybroce6131
    @sydneybroce6131 Месяц назад

    I would love to have 9:26 as a ringtone of some sort 😂

  • @annamanz7652
    @annamanz7652 2 года назад

    he is hilarious!

  • @jondunham174
    @jondunham174 5 лет назад +5

    I was been chase by a bear with his teeth and he was going to eat me and you did nothing. You were playing poker with a rabbit. That’s a thing I see you playing poker with a rabbit. Lucky a giant unicorn saved me. That’s how I was saved not by you.

  • @elilovestrainsplanesmore1101
    @elilovestrainsplanesmore1101 5 лет назад +1

    😂🤣

  • @anasmiah
    @anasmiah 5 лет назад

    He kinder reminds me of the fellow British comedian Lee Evans!

  • @daviddeter9726
    @daviddeter9726 5 лет назад +8

    No cup

  • @jacobgorby4512
    @jacobgorby4512 5 лет назад +3

    I WOULD PLAY POKER WITH A RABBIT

  • @kiarageorge7584
    @kiarageorge7584 3 года назад

    My husband sighs after he laughs. It’s not that high pitched tho. Lol

  • @matthewjohnson6406
    @matthewjohnson6406 4 года назад

    You are so funny Tim 👷

  • @biliussteed2102
    @biliussteed2102 2 года назад

    By the way, “Tim, have you eaten?”
    No, I will not hear that song the same ever again.
    I agree with his name for the song.
    The giant unicorn’s name Jesus Christ.
    Who else is hearing granny when he’s saying crannie?
    I love his jokes about “The Barrel.”

  • @anonymoussinger9287
    @anonymoussinger9287 5 лет назад +2

    7:28, 9:18, 9:25

  • @vfavela69
    @vfavela69 5 лет назад +11

    pfft *trys not to laugh* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snorts* crap.... i snorted again!!!!

  • @twins3422
    @twins3422 6 лет назад +3

    Ugh. Watched the whole video and didn’t find it funny at all. Not even a chuckle.

    • @knxcholx
      @knxcholx 5 лет назад +8

      And?

    • @65bu57
      @65bu57 5 лет назад +7

      Robot

    • @jessietruong3911
      @jessietruong3911 5 лет назад

      Kevin Christoff you’re not funny 🙄

    • @shannonmyers3847
      @shannonmyers3847 5 лет назад +4

      Did you have the sound on? Maybe you just couldn't hear it cuz this guy is HILARIOUS!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @abelj5145
      @abelj5145 4 года назад

      You're loved

  • @wendytorrance2337
    @wendytorrance2337 5 лет назад +2

    I do not like Tim Hawkins and he is not funny

    • @jaden_bricker
      @jaden_bricker 5 лет назад +5

      That’s a cool story, tell me more

    • @tohmaster3059
      @tohmaster3059 5 лет назад +4

      Wendy Torrance monster

    • @iiianthraxiii2207
      @iiianthraxiii2207 5 лет назад

      K

    • @florxinari8513
      @florxinari8513 5 лет назад +3

      Then why did you watch this video?🤔

    • @ceelewis4761
      @ceelewis4761 5 лет назад +2

      I understand not thinking he’s funny, but why don’t you like him? Lol he’s just living his life and making ppl laugh. 🤷🏽‍♀️