I once really biffed it in a class I was ordinarily really good in. My teacher rubber stamped “ F” about seven times on the front , wrote “(over)” - in red pen- at the bottom, and stamped one last “F” with an exclamation point at the end.
GoldenElite - I wish he did too. How come they’re putting all these secular people on TV? They swear and stuff. I’m like, please pick Christian stuff! Especially when I’m at school. I need a good laugh. And all the kids are talking about all these popular people. And I’m like, what?
@@goldenelite-4939 That's a missed opportunity for netflix. I'm not a christian and I think he's hilarious! I'm also white and find a lot of black comedians extremely funny when they talk about themselves and their community like John is doing.
You are really funny and I am a bible student at age 63. You are belly laughing funny! Laughing is good for our hearts and minds. Bravo and Ovations and Encore!!!
Got the opportunity to annoy an atheist in my office. He named his first born "Elijah" so, I took pleasure in telling him "Excellent name, it means My God is Jehovah". He made the face of a man who just ate a raw potato.
I was serving in Children's Ministry at my church and be a kindergartner named Jezebel. I couldn't believe it. Then next day I was talking to the receptionist about it and she said..."that sounds like a pretty name." All I could do is laugh, I guess not everyone did Bible Quiz like me...where I had to memorize all of 1 Kings 19-22.
Yea my church used to have junior Bible quiz then they stopped doing it. So the other day at church a kid was asked what the 4 gospels were and said God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit. I was trying so hard not to laugh.
@@kaiyas9464 oh my gosh!!! you were only 9, I get it kids are silly. Did you go sometime in later years? I did something similar when I was in my early 20s I never went to the doctor. I regret that now, I hope it doesn't become arthritic later :s .
This guy is so awesome! made my day. I love how's he so edgy like me. He shows how Christians can be fun and entertaining unlike most people think we shouldn't be!
"Walk it off!" LolAnyone who remembers big cars in the 60s with the back seat that had a sort of "deck" behind and above it...Some older friends of ours were talking about taking a nap on that part many times on extended trips. LMBO!
L DG~ Oh yeah, & riding in back of pick-up 🚚 truck! After breakfast in Summer: 'Mom, I'm gonna go find some other kids to play with.' 'Okay, be home by the time the street lights come on.' Toys: chemistry set w/poisonous & combustible substances, pocket knives, phosphorus glow-in-dark items, metal swords....& the very popular actual guns 🔫 & candy cigarettes 🚬. Absolutely all true.
Aynsley Broom~ PKs got away with it all when I was in school. They were the worse kids, since adults (not even police!) thought it possible that they'd do wrong😣.
“Who’s Howie?” Lol. You know the old song “Just Over in the Glory Land”? My mom told me about a kid she knew when she was little who asked, “Who’s Jess Dover?” :-)
OMG! I can not believe I saw you at Loonees comedy club in Colorado Springs when I was station in FT Carson!!! ..... (thank you Groupon) awesome show =)
Me and my siblings all have Bible names 😂 obviously I’m Hannah and so on Nathan Daniel Stephanie. Edit: Aww thank you I have never had a like before Edit: thank you for two likes I love y'all
@@naphtalifarley4588 I used to board pets and one dog was called Dorcas. She had belonged to an ex Nun. Funny looking thing with a barrel like body and stick like legs. I got some funny looks from ppl when I was calling her on the beach.
Tim Hawkins is amazing. He does a lot of physical humor in his stand-up, as well as funny music covers or musical sketches. He's just a very talented and funny dude. Plus he has some funny voices too! Crist has some good sketches, but his stand up is okay at best.
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The F with the exclamation point is funnier when you realize that he said he was homeschooled earlier.
Love your tardis
He went to a public high school though.
🤣
His parents gave him that grade hahahaha
I once really biffed it in a class I was ordinarily really good in. My teacher rubber stamped “ F” about seven times on the front , wrote “(over)” - in red pen- at the bottom, and stamped one last “F” with an exclamation point at the end.
I absolutely love this guy! Why doesn’t he have his own sitcom or Netflix special? He is hilarious 😂🤣
L. Ligon Because he’s Christian sad but true
GoldenElite - I wish he did too. How come they’re putting all these secular people on TV? They swear and stuff. I’m like, please pick Christian stuff! Especially when I’m at school. I need a good laugh. And all the kids are talking about all these popular people. And I’m like, what?
Straight white Christian male that's the answer
@@Jesusbride515 same
@@goldenelite-4939 That's a missed opportunity for netflix. I'm not a christian and I think he's hilarious! I'm also white and find a lot of black comedians extremely funny when they talk about themselves and their community like John is doing.
i love how he laughs at his own jokes
I know, it makes it so much funnier for me because whenever anyone's laughing, I laugh.
Same!!!! It's the funniest thing EVER!! 😂
Reminds me of Matt Meese :D
Anna Low Same!
@@hannahtj1940 YESS.....also a homeschool thing....studio C!
Love how he cracks himself up. Also love this guy . Give him a big thumbs up guys!
Homeschool is like the *goodest* thing that ever happened to me....
(I’m homeschooled so that was hilarious 😂)
Me too lol
Maya Dunn same
Same 😂 😂 LOL
Me too
lmao i used to be and I laughed so hard
“Here are our two children Judas and Goliath.”
You are really funny and I am a bible student at age 63. You are belly laughing funny! Laughing is good for our hearts and minds. Bravo and Ovations and Encore!!!
You can't handle your own jokes. I love you XD
Couldnt agree more
Benita J. Prins I know! His laugh makes it so much fun
I love it when he cracks himself up. It's kinda adorable.
Omg! Tough crowd! John is an awesome comedian! God truly gave him a great gift of joy!
Yes Lord,😍😍😍
Yes tough crowd indeed. I’ve heard some of these jokes before but STILL laughed harder than the crowd.
Got the opportunity to annoy an atheist in my office. He named his first born "Elijah" so, I took pleasure in telling him "Excellent name, it means My God is Jehovah". He made the face of a man who just ate a raw potato.
LMBO
😂😂😂😂
Sick burn, man. I'm sure it really made him regret naming his child a name he found pleasing to the ear.
🤣🤣🤣
😂So funny how GOD does his thing!🙏😝
I was serving in Children's Ministry at my church and be a kindergartner named Jezebel. I couldn't believe it. Then next day I was talking to the receptionist about it and she said..."that sounds like a pretty name." All I could do is laugh, I guess not everyone did Bible Quiz like me...where I had to memorize all of 1 Kings 19-22.
Yvette Kellogg "Those are my kids Jezebel and Elijah, they NEVER seem to get along"
Yvette Kellogg
Tobias Boston lol
Yea my church used to have junior Bible quiz then they stopped doing it. So the other day at church a kid was asked what the 4 gospels were and said God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit. I was trying so hard not to laugh.
I must say when I heard that joke I was thinking about how Judas (Jude) wrote one of the books of the bible.
"They make video games that are rated M for mature, doesn't that exclude everybody that plays video games?" hahaha! :D
Jewels1573 that was lame
I almost broke my neck on a trampoline and I just kind of sat there stunned for a second and then just went back to jumping a few minutes later . 😂
what?!?! Didn't you have to go to the hospital?
IzzyNChrist it didnt break, i was like 9 years old? i probably shoulve gone to yhe hospital but i didnt tell anyone what happened 🥴
@@kaiyas9464 oh my gosh!!! you were only 9, I get it kids are silly. Did you go sometime in later years? I did something similar when I was in my early 20s I never went to the doctor. I regret that now, I hope it doesn't become arthritic later :s .
This guy is so awesome! made my day. I love how's he so edgy like me. He shows how Christians can be fun and entertaining unlike most people think we shouldn't be!
😍😍😍😍😍
Jon: Excuse me Waitress!
Waitress: Excuse me my name is Watrice!
God's just really testing me.
No that's gravity.
Haha so true.
What is hilarious is that I watch this Tim Hawkins show all the time! I just watched it the other night. We own it on DVD
I remember this, he looks so young!! Still my favorite comedian ever!!
"Even Jesus isn't taking that wheel!" Wow this guy is hilarious!
"Jimmy pooped in Noah's ark!"
The best part was John cracking himself up at his own jokes! Too funny!
I haven’t seen this one…is the pre - rehab….
Wow! What a difference!
You are amazing now!❤
Haha, the soccer joke 😂
I play soccer and we started keeping score because the parents were complaining 😂
"We pay rent"
Bwahahahaha! !
SUPER appreciate the tough humor hahaha, can't wait to see you at WinterJam in Indianapolis!
I love his videos!! Im homeschooled so I can relate. And yeah! Go kids table!
i can't stop rolling on the floor, so funny
I totally relate to this guy! He is an "Edgy Christian" lol
I wish he would date my 19 yo granddaughter. She's drop dead gorgeous.
I'm a homeschooler and I make fun of myself all the time, its funny
Christopher Duvall same
Same
Christopher Duvall But when public schoolers do it. Watch out.
Nissi Hires Amen
Christopher Duvall It’s not funny
This was the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time. There has to be more!
"Walk it off!" LolAnyone who remembers big cars in the 60s with the back seat that had a sort of "deck" behind and above it...Some older friends of ours were talking about taking a nap on that part many times on extended trips. LMBO!
L DG~ Oh yeah, & riding in back of pick-up 🚚 truck! After breakfast in Summer: 'Mom, I'm gonna go find some other kids to play with.' 'Okay, be home by the time the street lights come on.' Toys: chemistry set w/poisonous & combustible substances, pocket knives, phosphorus glow-in-dark items, metal swords....& the very popular actual guns 🔫 & candy cigarettes 🚬. Absolutely all true.
Carole Cook
Aw the good old days! Now who's gonna survive Fema camps?
I just found this guy and I've been laughing for hours
John Crist, just found out about you a few weeks ago. I just love watching your videos. You are really funny. Like how you laugh at your own jokes.
My favourite thing about him is how he laughs at his own jokes.
I bought a Dvd for Tim Hawkins and that is how I found you and boy am I glad
God Bless you John. Merry Christmas.
The PKs!!!! Hahaha yes! Glad to know that's basically a universal term lol
Aynsley Broom~ PKs got away with it all when I was in school. They were the worse kids, since adults (not even police!) thought it possible that they'd do wrong😣.
"here are our two kids, Judas and Goliath." 😂
I was laughing so hard my mom told me to be quiet ha ha. lol
The Dave Ramsey plan!!! Omgosh!! LMAO
Are you willing to donate 2 cents to the needy children? Nah I’m good! I’m on step 1 of Dave Ramsey’s plan.
“Who’s Howie?” Lol. You know the old song “Just Over in the Glory Land”? My mom told me about a kid she knew when she was little who asked, “Who’s Jess Dover?” :-)
How did Wah-Treece (Waitress) not get teased growing up?
Home schooled
"'Scuse m, Waitress?" "Um, It's Waitress." Lololol
Love you, man. Thoroughly enjoy your work!
Dude this is awesome!
Great material! Funny and real. Loved it!
Another common "Bad Bible Name" is Nimrod. Mighty hunter does not equal righteous man.
Kids are coming out nimrods but i aint speqkin bible language
The Rams joke got me lmao
this is hilarious! Im a pk, homeschooled, super shelted can so relate........hahahhahahahahahhaha
FITNESS GARAGE STUDIO SAME!
Well they failed big time with you...
Amber Dickerson lol
Amber Dickerson Ikr
Same😂
I saw some of this at Winter Jam. I'm homeschooled.
At least you got your ejamacation.😂😂
OMG! I can not believe I saw you at Loonees comedy club in Colorado Springs when I was station in FT Carson!!! ..... (thank you Groupon) awesome show =)
Soooooo adorable!
I love him!!!
My 2 favorite comedians together!!! Love it!
U r so funny. God bless u John
The joke at 9:30, they're in the superbowl now!
Evan Stanek no respect 😆💙💛
and scored 3 points!
John and Tom Hawkins!? Whoa, I didn’t know I needed this duo!
Bwahahahahaha! This was awesome! I wasn't prepared for the Dave Ramsey joke! or the kid stealing your bike! hahahaha!
I'm a homeschooled too! And I love it!!!!
Coming to see you in November. Super stoked!
Thankyou your one of the best
Me and my siblings all have Bible names 😂 obviously I’m Hannah and so on Nathan Daniel Stephanie. Edit: Aww thank you I have never had a like before Edit: thank you for two likes I love y'all
😂🤣ur edit though
Dude I love you're videos I hope one day I will be able to see you and Hawkins live, keep doing what you are doing. Haha first comment.
OMG, everytime I see him I love him more and more. My goodness is he single still?
Thirsty.
Dehydrated
Tuff Crowd @ beginning
But then....
Yasssss
I love John!! He’s a Christian , but understands the world of today ie playground equipment!
Quality content.
I find the fact that he laughs at his own jokes kind of great tbh, it makes him seem more humble and funnier in a way!
Love your stuff.
I have a cousin named Dorcas. I understand the biblical reasoning, but they just set her up for childhood mockery.
I love the Biblical Dorcas ,so I used the Hebrew version of Tabitha for my daughter.
@@naphtalifarley4588 I used to board pets and one dog was called Dorcas. She had belonged to an ex Nun. Funny looking thing with a barrel like body and stick like legs. I got some funny looks from ppl when I was calling her on the beach.
tigerweet worked w a lady named Dorcus
tigerweet dorcas
@@naphtalifarley4588 I love the name Tabitha
I feel like deep down, he's really religious.
Lifestyle Christianity 😘
God's Blessed Me. Yes He Has.
claudia smith~ What in this🌎would we do without Him?😔
claudia smith
I prefer the kids table too. Way too much fun to be had there!
Miranda Moyer
All my cousins (that I see regularly) and I are teens or almost teens but the teen table is awesome. We make it awesome over there.
You were amazing at winter jam this year
I love the way he laughs at his own jokes.
Who else watching in 2019 when the Rams in the Superbowl 😂😂😂
And lost
I forgot I had a biblical name for a hot minute
You are HILARIOUS!!!!
"Better than I deserve" :P
that's a Dave Ramsey quote
Kyle Rice Were you that person on the front row that had to explain the Veggietales joke?
Grim Jackal lol
My Family doesn't like when I watch you, because I laugh to loud!😂😂
I don't know who Tim Hawkins is but John Crist the funniest person on the planet!
Susan Shewmaker~sweet positive comment☺but suggest listen to Tim Hawkins😂.
Tim Hawkins is hilarious if you like John you'll like him
Tim Hawkins is amazing. He does a lot of physical humor in his stand-up, as well as funny music covers or musical sketches. He's just a very talented and funny dude. Plus he has some funny voices too! Crist has some good sketches, but his stand up is okay at best.
He's been waiting a year to tell a lot of jokes
Laughing out loud! Funny stuff.
“We used to get the neighborhood fat kid to bounce us into the neighbor’s pool”
Sir you had a great childhood. 😆
I love this material that John Chris comes up with John Crist material is just hilarious
*when the average age of a gamer is 30 years old*
Love this guy! Made my day
He cracks me up. I can't wait to see him live!
“When Jesus turned that water into sweet tea” 🤣🤣🤣
Ah!!both my favorites!!
I needed this on my break!!!! 😹😹😹
"Howie loves us oh Howie loves us......"
Like singing Andy walks with me. Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I'm his own...... hahaha
The greatest duo to ever exist
Love John
hahaha I pictured an empty pool even before you said hit the concrete in the diving board joke lol
Goodest thing... Only the homeschoolers were laughing.
Nah, Nigerians do too. good, gouda, goodest
Come back John Crist!
John, I watch you every day. Thanks for the laughs 😂💜🤣
i broke my leg as a kid on a trampoline soooo, i love this
Kids
table
is
the
BEST!!!
The irony of that Rams joke now 😂😂
Yeah😂 I saw the superbowl too. I wasone of the only people in New Orleans to watch.
Darryl Thompson I was at a Super Bowl party and at least 3 ppl were wearing Saints jerseys lol 😂