I tested positive with covid and laughter releases endorphins that help your body heal! The Joy of the Lord is my strength!I just started listening to this guy and God has really blessed him to help us laugh through all the crazy times!!!! God bless you!
I laughed so hard that I nearly fell off my bed. Lol. This guy is in my top three comedians now. The moment I remember most throughout this video was Pulp! :-)!!! Thanks for uploading.
Great Humor !! The world sure needs more comedians like this. See, you don't need to be vulgar, say words that offend many, nor mock things that some hold sacred. Please let's have more fun 'realities of life' to laugh at, like this.
John Gerritsen, I couldn’t agree with you anymore! That’s something that is one of The best things about Tim Hawkins he has no bad language at all appropriate for everybody
" *THERES PULP IN THE ORANGE JUICE!!* " 😂😂 I love his comedy so much! He is proof that you don't need to be racist, inappropriate and curse every two seconds in order for what you say to be funny 👍 Thank you Tim Hawkins!!
I LOVE Tim Hawkins!! Our family has been going through a "weird" blip as well. It's not easy but laughing helps A LOT. Thanks, Tim and God bless you and yours,
10:38 in. He's rolling the turkey bacon like a meat roll-up and then he 'throws' the rest of it. Woman in audience flinches like he really threw turkey bacon at her!!! This man is a genius!
LOL! IT IS LATE, I CAN'T SLEEP SO I CAME HERE AND CLICKED ON YOUR VID... YOU MY BROTHER ARE ONE FUNNY, FUNNY MAN... I HAVEN'T HAD A BELLY LAUGH FOR A LONG TIME... NOW MY BELLY IS SORE... GOD BLESS YOU AND I WILL PRAY FOR YOUR WIFE... THIS WAS A LONG TIME AGO, OVER A YEAR... BUT I WILL PRAY FOR HER NEVERTHELESS. GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. AGAPE LOVE IN JESUS - MARANATHA!
I was laughing pretty much the whole time. Lol my favorite part was when he was singing about the broken tape after you fixed it! reminds me of Jim Carrey when he does that thing w/ his lips
I love how Tim can make you crack up 'til you cry with good 'ole clean humor. He should be on HBO and not those un-funny idiots with their dirty jokes and f-bombs.
The telling a story to baby in womb had me laughing so hard! Thank you Tim for that wonderful laugh. I needed that relief so much. God bless you for sharing you gift with us.
Your wife is in my thoughts and in my prayers. This is my first time watching your videos, and it has been 6 years. I hope all is well with you and your beautiful family! God bless! Grace
Lol my girlfriend and I are going to see Tim and Bob Smily this Sunday lol and we have VIP backstage passes and we get to meet them both lol. We're both excited
Rawk4Life Lol it was really awesome. We got VIP passes to go backstage and get autographs and stuff. It was really cool. You wanna know something cool that happened as well? When we were driving home, we stopped at a gas station. When we walked inside, Tim was in there lol and he actually recognized me. I was looking at stuff and all of a sudden I see this guy pointing at me, and I was wondering why he was pointing at me, then it dawned on me that it was Tim Hawkins lol. He walked over and me and my girlfriend talked to him for a little bit. Then when we were getting ready to leave, Bob Smiley came walking in through the door and I was like, O-O!!! I said, HI MR. SMILEY!!! lol He was like, Oh hey guys. Lol it was pretty awesome. I got to essentially meet them twice :)
The rat one got me. Reminds me and my adopted dad went to Decatur lake in Illinois below the dam. As we was fishing a rat popped out of the rocks and grabbed a fish on the rocks. He says, hey look at that puppy. I said that's no puppy that's a rat. He replies, HELL NOOOO GRAB THE STUFF WE ARE GONE. ITS NOT NORMAL FOR RATS TO BE THAT BIG.
5 bucks?! The last time I took my kids to the movies a large soda cost me $8.75! I almost had a heart attack! I really wish time machines were a thing!
Hilarious I saw him at a church in Indiana!!!! My favorite song of his has to be yoga pants!! Any normal person would leave it alone, but I'm not a normal person so I thought I would try yoga pants!
My friend, when she gave birth to her first child remarked that he looked like ET. She said he looked like an alien. Everyone in her delivery room was laughing.
I just love that he cracks himself up, it makes it even funnier.
Kayla Palmer sometimes it's the first time he's even heard it, he's probably just as surprised as us, lol
I don't know what's funnier - your jokes or your expressions! LOL
His jokes. Lol
BOTH!
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Yes
Soo true
I tested positive with covid and laughter releases endorphins that help your body heal! The Joy of the Lord is my strength!I just started listening to this guy and God has really blessed him to help us laugh through all the crazy times!!!! God bless you!
You have a cold bro. Take the mellow drama back.
He is like a "Christian" Robin Williams!! Rapid fire!! 😆💕
Whenever I need a good laugh, I always watch Tim Hawkins!! He is hands down my fav comedian 😂😂😂
One of my favorite comedians
Mine too
he is awesome
Same! I got to go to a live show and meet him afterwards 😃!!
@@jacoblakins6628 dude that's awesome!!!
Very funny. I never though that I would enjoy a Christian comedian . I've been used to comedy acts that use endless profanity. This guy is great.!!!
Carlos Lopez how is this Christian comedy???? No such thing.
Burn Notice because he is a Christian! I know many Christians who are extremely funny and clean!! We can laugh and have fun too!
exactly
@@1of650 I think maybe he was referring to Tim's joke about how Christian comedy isn't really a thing...lol
Didnt even know till u said. Yep. Sinbad was a clean comic too i think he used to be funny
Favorite comedian hands down. Search for more of his stuff if you're not impressed by this. He's simply awesome!!! Heaven's gonna be AWESOME!!!!!
I hope theres comedy clubs up there :))) i def know God has a great sense of humor
His vocal impressions are awesome!! Spot on!!!
“It’s been a weird year and we want it to be over with.”
I think I speak for all of us when I say I relate to this on a spiritual level right now.
This dude is a great comedian + he is actually being genuine with his jokes
Prayers for your wife and a big thank you for the clean comedy.
Thank You SO much for making me laugh Today !! My INEPTNESS is Overwhelming.
Bless you and your Heather & kiddos
I love Tim Hawkins, favorite comedian
I was feeling kinda sad before this. 2 minutes in, I feel awesome XD
SmoKee Mac This reply is so late, but the same thing happens when I'm down. Tim cheers me right up!
SmoKee Mac same here
I laughed so hard that I nearly fell off my bed. Lol. This guy is in my top three comedians now.
The moment I remember most throughout this video was Pulp! :-)!!!
Thanks for uploading.
I'm laying in bed watching this and my pillow is soaked with tears from laughing so hard I'm crying. Needed a new pillowcase
@@MrsLockenload it's funny because it's just so true. The smell "so gross but also comforting" haha
I need to lay down before I fall over!😂😂😂❤
"Stop while you still have a pancreas man!" XD
I got to this comment just as he said it!
:) lol
Great Humor !! The world sure needs more comedians like this. See, you don't need to be vulgar, say words that offend many, nor mock things that some hold sacred. Please let's have more fun 'realities of life' to laugh at, like this.
Amen to that!
Eating baby Angel's. A bit crude.
John Gerritsen, I couldn’t agree with you anymore! That’s something that is one of The best things about Tim Hawkins he has no bad language at all appropriate for everybody
Mark Nichols i’ll admit that comment did surprise me a little bit.
@@tree7249 Crude....nahhhh. They taste like little whipped cream puffs. 🤣🤣
" *THERES PULP IN THE ORANGE JUICE!!* "
😂😂 I love his comedy so much! He is proof that you don't need to be racist, inappropriate and curse every two seconds in order for what you say to be funny 👍 Thank you Tim Hawkins!!
Hands down my favorite moment from this video I laughed until I was in tears 🤣😭
@@dsgaming731no you didnt. Wtf why are you lying
I understand but you gotta admit Dave Chappelle is also really good
That was the WORST time to drink water 😭😂
Tim Hawkins rules, my sides ache
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my sides ache too, lol
Bob Smiley’s stories are the same ways 😂
Had a challenging Drs. Appt. and then came home and watched this video ,and this was good medicine
This is wonderful😊! wado for putting this on here for people to see & hear CLEAN, CHRISTIAN COMEDY that families can listen to together.
how on earth can anyone dislike this?
the video ended
Oh ya see they have allergies
Their heathens
Probably Kevin Hart fans lol
@@gwenyverreking5565 They don't know no better.
I LOVE Tim Hawkins!! Our family has been going through a "weird" blip as well. It's not easy but laughing helps A LOT. Thanks, Tim and God bless you and yours,
"Bring me a straw!" "OK." HAHAHAHA!!
"Bring it on dude! C'mon! You picked the wrong guy!" "He's doing Tai-Bo! GET AWAY!!"
10:38 in. He's rolling the turkey bacon like a meat roll-up and then he 'throws' the rest of it. Woman in audience flinches like he really threw turkey bacon at her!!! This man is a genius!
This guy is _AWESOME!!!_
My cheeks hurt from smiling so much. He is awesome!
He's one of my favorite comedians!
Never heard of Tim till tonight. This dude is funny as hell
LOL! IT IS LATE, I CAN'T SLEEP SO I CAME HERE AND CLICKED ON YOUR VID... YOU MY BROTHER ARE ONE FUNNY, FUNNY MAN... I HAVEN'T HAD A BELLY LAUGH FOR A LONG TIME... NOW MY BELLY IS SORE... GOD BLESS YOU AND I WILL PRAY FOR YOUR WIFE... THIS WAS A LONG TIME AGO, OVER A YEAR... BUT I WILL PRAY FOR HER NEVERTHELESS. GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. AGAPE LOVE IN JESUS - MARANATHA!
The Edmund Fitzgerald in one verse😂😂😂😂😂
We all did. My abs hurt from laughing so hard when I listen to Tim Hawkins.
You could know every joke he's going to tell and your side will still ache after this guy lol
YEAS! i know all of his jokes and stuff and i still laugh.
yes
Valatimere the impaler
His tai-bo looks like a Jane Fonda workout video!! I couldn't stop laughing!
PUUUUUUUULP.... THERE PUUUUULP IN THE ARRANGE JUICE.... XD
walkerson14 dont touch the doorknob either lol
19:45
he got the ARRANGE JUICE with PUUUUUULLLP in EHT!
I remember mom getting orange juice with extra pulp in it, the real stringy kind, it was like inhaling a sweater
GETITOUT!!!!!
He is so funny. The best dancer I have seen in a while 😂
I laugh more at this guy than I do any other comedian....Why? Because he's actually being funny and not doing dirty sex jokes.
Agreed?
+Joel Webb -Agreed!*
Yes for sure I agree 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 that is way is my top favourite 👍🏼 and I like is style 😄
And his singing is on point 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
yes
Tim Hawkins is the best if you haven't seen him live you need to.
"I think we should make a new theme park called 'third world' and send them there for a week."
eating a crispy cream is like eating a baby angel!! XD omg hahahahahaaha
they can't spell crispy or cream remember
Ashley Pupface ;
Oh!
My!
Gosh!
...Your pup must look totes amazing! X
Carbonated epikack. I lost it. He is so hilarious. Even funnier live. Seen him in twin falls, id.
I think I worked on my core by laughing so hard...
always hilarious, thnks Tim, will keep you and your wife heather in our prayers.
God Bless
I think Tim Hawkins is the funniest person I have ever seen and heard!!!!
+Linda Nie You should listen to Brad Stine. He's as funny as Tim and he's a Christian comedian, too.
+Lauren Bachman or Bob Smiley
+Lauren Bachman - or Ted Cruz.
Yessss😀 then John then bob
Linda Nie try Mark Lowry
I was laughing so hard when he was doing ti bow / fighting--"YOU PICKED THE WRONG GUY!!" XD!
I love this guy...before I go on stage to do comedy days ahead I listen to him to inspire me and get me pumped..he's the best!!!
XD Tim is so funny!!!! He cracks me up everytime!!! He has the best material of any comedian i have ever heard.
"The people all died.... Bummer!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're carrying in the front! Genius
I ever heard of Tim Hawkins, but he made me laugh so hard I was in tears!!! And not a swear word did I hear, wow….👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I was laughing pretty much the whole time. Lol my favorite part was when he was singing about the broken tape after you fixed it! reminds me of Jim Carrey when he does that thing w/ his lips
Kid:Hey daddy can I get a happy meal?
Tim:You'd be lucky to get a happy meal, keep walking.
Lol
You messed it up, it's you'd be happy to get a meal.
Christian4everish
Kid: Dad! Mickey Mouse!
Tim: No son that's a giant rat. Run!!lol
LOL
I need a friend like him in my life 😆
😂 I died I was luaghing so hard! Tim Hawkins is so funny! Just memories of videos I've watched make me luagh so hard! I'm still laughing 😂
no joke I'm crying 😂😂
actually it's all a joke 😂😂😂
This video is 10 years old and still funny.
I love how Tim can make you crack up 'til you cry with good 'ole clean humor. He should be on HBO and not those un-funny idiots with their dirty jokes and f-bombs.
exactly
@@magicalawnmower4764 He is to good for trashy HBO.
@@jeaniecolleen1739 Trashy HBO needs all the goodness that can be found and applied to it. IMO, 🤷♀️
The telling a story to baby in womb had me laughing so hard! Thank you Tim for that wonderful laugh. I needed that relief so much. God bless you for sharing you gift with us.
ive lost 30 pounds.......and my purpose of living.............and the feeling in my legs.
My favorite part
Lol
lol
Love Tim! Love the ending! I cannot stand that song and my husband laughs when he does his version of that song at the end and I go "Yes!" hee hee hee
WOW this is amazing. thumbs up
Man I can't wait to see this guy, I'm going to see him later this year.
82 did did just I'd hajj da best for you and some!!! 😁😭😀😭😟😀😭😟😭😇😁😭😇😀😩😥😢😠😠😠
I need more Gega gega
My brother and I used to quote that all the time 😂
you should be on America's got talent, you would probably win.
Oh my gosh that would so cool if he did that!!!
I love him. He is great and clean
Hes already famous
eating crispy cream is like eating a baby angel!!! Lol haha
omg I spit my chips out on the reading to the womb joke.
I about died omg it's so funny
I died at "So he has allergies" 😂😂
Your wife is in my thoughts and in my prayers. This is my first time watching your videos, and it has been 6 years. I hope all is well with you and your beautiful family! God bless! Grace
He needs to be on Whose Line Is It Anyway!!!
Tim you are really good!❤
Lol my girlfriend and I are going to see Tim and Bob Smily this Sunday lol and we have VIP backstage passes and we get to meet them both lol. We're both excited
I am jealous. How was it? Like I need to ask lol.
Rawk4Life Lol it was really awesome. We got VIP passes to go backstage and get autographs and stuff. It was really cool. You wanna know something cool that happened as well? When we were driving home, we stopped at a gas station. When we walked inside, Tim was in there lol and he actually recognized me. I was looking at stuff and all of a sudden I see this guy pointing at me, and I was wondering why he was pointing at me, then it dawned on me that it was Tim Hawkins lol. He walked over and me and my girlfriend talked to him for a little bit. Then when we were getting ready to leave, Bob Smiley came walking in through the door and I was like, O-O!!! I said, HI MR. SMILEY!!! lol He was like, Oh hey guys. Lol it was pretty awesome. I got to essentially meet them twice :)
***** Amazing story. Thanks for sharing it :)!
Rawk4Life Lol you're welcome. Glad you enjoyed :)
He's super funny!!
Tim is always great. Saw him "in concert" in Wichita Ks 4 years ago. Laughed so hard my cheeks hurt. Lobe this man.
The rat one got me. Reminds me and my adopted dad went to Decatur lake in Illinois below the dam. As we was fishing a rat popped out of the rocks and grabbed a fish on the rocks. He says, hey look at that puppy. I said that's no puppy that's a rat. He replies, HELL NOOOO GRAB THE STUFF WE ARE GONE. ITS NOT NORMAL FOR RATS TO BE THAT BIG.
5 bucks?! The last time I took my kids to the movies a large soda cost me $8.75! I almost had a heart attack! I really wish time machines were a thing!
Greastest. Christan. Comidan. Lol Lollol
I finally got to see Tim live. It was awesome but I could have sat there for hours listening & laughing at him
Prayers for Heather and family, .... God bless you all, .... 🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
He is so funny. Love his clean humor. I had the chance to see him a few years ago. I never laughed so hard in my entire life!
Hilarious I saw him at a church in Indiana!!!! My favorite song of his has to be yoga pants!! Any normal person would leave it alone, but I'm not a normal person so I thought I would try yoga pants!
Ooooohhhhhh yes. Yoga Pants. The best dumb song ever.
Thanks for your comedy! 9 years later, today, I needed to laugh! Thanks!
too funny! We are hoping to come see you in Seattle next year. I'm so excited you'll be visiting us!
“CliNg cLanG! HEAR YE HEAR YE! *YOU’RE DRINKING TOO MUCH SODA!!”* 😂 😂1:38
The story lives on how the boat, she went down and the people all died............................................... bummer.
I cannot believe this guy doesn’t sing on the side .. his singing voice is amazing.
Seriously ❤
Mr Tim Hawkins is a great example of being a comedian without using foul language!!!
He’s really funny, had my family and I laughing so hard!!!
AHHHH.....what what's going on?!.....there's pulp in the orange juice😂😂😂
Pulp is like Kryptonite for my kids. I go to my office and put pulp around my door.
"Daddy- AHHH!!" 😂😂😂
My friend, when she gave birth to her first child remarked that he looked like ET. She said he looked like an alien. Everyone in her delivery room was laughing.
I spliced so many cassette tapes. Take a foot of tape off, you only miss 2 words. LOL
"And blowing out my brand-new underwear" Haaaaaaaaa!
Thank you Tim Hawkins for blessing our family with so much laughter over the years.
Man Tim you're the best you make me laugh till I Cry
Sickest I ever got was after a meal at White Castle in the Bronx.
OMG when the thing about reading to an unborn baby came up I literally laughed so hard I stopped breathing for a while
I love Tim's stand-ups...nvr fail to entertain me 😂
I love this guy😂
This is my favorite video of Tim's yet!
Lol Tim and Krispy Kreme
I've never had a Krispy Kreme. I've heard they're good.
Awesome Axel You've Never Had Krispy Kreme😨
They are true relationship goals...
"so he has allergies"
+mickdaniel I laughed so hard at that xD