I went to Catholic schools from kindergarten through high school, and I can confirm that everything in this video is exactly what happened in the bible.
Between Joel's maniacal laughter, the Batman scene, and the ending, I'm pretty sure this is some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen in any Vinesauce video.
I don't know why, but the end actually made me a little sad until "Rip in penis" started scrolling across the screen. Joel shouting Vinny's name like that and the music just hit me weird.
MasterShadic2 I had absolutely no idea what tune you meant when you said that. Then I looked it up. INSTANT RECOGNITION. I know this as "generic Laserquest music". Or at least it sounds just like what used to get played in Laserquest continually.
Oh joy...M "Dildoes" Dickey is going to mobile now. Actually, his games usually have entertainment value (subjective), which is something I can't say for most of the crap i see in the mobile "sim" genre
Matt Dickie makes the wierdest games, and he thinks they're his gift to mankind. Although they are masterpieces.. of hilarity. Check out hard time next it's just as funny.
Hammering nails into the arms and legs would've been to expensive in the age its supposed to happen in they just used rope and starved these people while keeping them in the sun and giving them no rest the adrenalin from the bleeding wounds would've made the whole thing more endurable to your death wich also would come quicker
I'll blaspheme as much as i want, thank you! besides, we all know vinny is truly the one behind evolution. whenever a radiocarbon dating is performed, vinny is there, manipulating the results of his saucy appendage. pastafarianism is the light. btw this game is laughably historically inaccurate, but then again, everything in the bible is. (coming from an amateur archeologist)
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Vinny died for our sins.
+SpyGuysX God bought us with a special kind of money... Vinny's sanity!
I went to Catholic schools from kindergarten through high school, and I can confirm that everything in this video is exactly what happened in the bible.
VINNY IS THE JESUS CHRIST REINCARNATION
CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
TechNoirMK The burden that vinny carries...
"I am so blazed"
*sets person on fire*
most morbid pun 2015
KRäFT WêRK Relax, there will be something more morbid by the end of this year.
D MAS define morbid
Thomas Gerlach Can't, it's something you just have to know. =P
KRäFT WêRK This was back in 2012.
+KRäFT WêRK I thought I was the only one who noticed XD
According to the Bible this is 420% canon
Bible pages make good rolling paper. 420 lifehacks, only here on Vinesauce.
Dzaga Maga canon*
*vinny stands accused of murder*
"vinny's crimes are insignificant to thievery"
What is this...I don't even
They are mostly jews. except for romans, romans aren't jews.
SquidShield9000 i'm glad you agree that the romans aren't jews.
i am a expert in identifying romans. for example vinny is not a romans.
SquidShield9000 "vinny is not a romans"
I DONT REMEMBER GIVING YOU QUOTING PERMISSIONS
Between Joel's maniacal laughter, the Batman scene, and the ending, I'm pretty sure this is some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen in any Vinesauce video.
This is the first Vinesauce video I ever saw.
This is a completely accurate depiction of everything Vinesauce.
Actual footage of Biblical times.
colorized
Circa 2015
V.I.N.R.I
Vinny is hinted to be the Second Coming of Christ.
Mr Madness jessus must keep up with times
The music in the end fucking ᶰᵃᶦᶫˢ it.
am i the only one to notice the best pun of 2015 so far? come on guy!
Nothing in this video is funnier than Vinny Christ lugging around a fucking cross for no apparent reason.
I follow only my lord and saviour Vinny Christ.
He owns the Happy Mass Shop.
Praise him.
"I am so blazed..."
*proceeds to blaze up a nigga*
This was what got me into vinesauce, and thankfully so.
1:19
Possibly Joel's GREATEST moment in streaming history.
i just found my new religion.
"I don't know where this finger is going but _I'M BATMAN"_
3:45 I came here from the recent Hard Time 3 stream and can't believe it's true, Boomtown did get Vinny crucified
I just remembered this video was a thing. Glad I found it again.
2:23 Probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen. "I'm so blazed!" *sets dude on fire*
When I was in middle school I actually got the pastor to sing Hulkster in Heaven for some reason. Then this happens.
So who came here after the full livestream?
as the years go on "LEVITATION! NOW FLY AWAY" will always be fucking hilarious no matter how old i get
Jesus this is 7 years old now? I remember watching this and only felt like yesterday.
MDickie... ooooh MDickie..
These games..
Please mod Hard Time next..
I looked at this and thought it was a mod for Hard Time.
It's interesting how the editing quality and Joel's level of funny have inverted over the years.
"Get out of Sychar, you're wanted for murder"
*Flames down that guy*
This is not Heresy/Blasphemy if it an Alternate Universe.
Wait, isn't this an MCDickie game too? You know, the creator of HARD TIME and WRESTLING MPIRE? So Joel played his game since the start.
Vinny mentioned it in an Android Trash stream from years ago too.
I don't know why, but the end actually made me a little sad until "Rip in penis" started scrolling across the screen. Joel shouting Vinny's name like that and the music just hit me weird.
This is why Batman should always have solid white eyes.
One time I made Joel Christ in the You Testament. Unfortunately, He met a similar fate as Vinny Christ. May God rest both of their souls.
This is the first vinesauce video I ever watched all those years ago
"I don't know where this finger is going, but I'm BATMAN!"
Joel never ceases to... Well you know. Be Joel. :)
I want to time travel back to 2012 just so I can watch this live as it's happening.
my favourite moment is batman
missed it by a couple days but happy 6th birthday vinny christ
I really lost it when main part of "Delta Force" theme kicked in.
Vinny confirmed for Jesus
R.I.P Vinny Crust
What is that music that started at about 1 minute 20 seconds in? For some reason that cracked me up.
Well, I worked out what the music was. I found an ancient comment explaining it.
The Delta Force - Alan Silvestri
Chuck Norris involved; serious business
You're lucky you got it that fast, because it was only a matter of time before some jackass came and said "Darude - Sandstorm".
MasterShadic2
I had absolutely no idea what tune you meant when you said that.
Then I looked it up. INSTANT RECOGNITION.
I know this as "generic Laserquest music". Or at least it sounds just like what used to get played in Laserquest continually.
Old Joel is still funny joel
They killed Vinny! Those bastards!!
I can't believe this doesn't have more view, I remember watching these daily Back in the day.
Joel please post this whole stream, it would make me happy.
We will never forget you vinny the blazed. Rip 420
Joel totally could have saved vinny at the end. He let him die so he could be in charge of vinesauce.
Fucking delta force theme is the best
Oh my god this is the bible version of Hard Time
why can this joel come back
I literally hurt myself laughing this was glorious.
The best video on youtube.
i'm a christian and i approve of this video
That is like, the greatest comment EVER!
THE AFFECTS OF WEED
"oh im sorry Token mr black guy"
I can't believe he played this before playing Hard Time.
i have not been able to stop saying "I am so blazed" for like every situation since seeing this masterpiece.
He's absolutely baked...
"It hurts to get kicked in the dick."
Wise words from a wise man.
Wow, so much changed since.....starting by the mic.....XD
this is awesome
The song is hulkster in heaven
MY EARS
Watching this on Easter with zero shame.
I saw the dude get back up around 3 minutes in, and I was like, I literally said to the screen,
YOU HAVE ONLY ONE LEG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
yall need gargd
This is some old school stuff. I wish I watched Joel at the time.
Joel can you post the full stream of this game
the Savior we need, but not the one we deserve right now
YOUR SOUL WAS ALREADY DAMNED.
I was in high school when I first saw this, I feel cold
if this was in the bible I would convert
rest in peace in peace? okay
came back to watch this after Hard Time was streamed
;-; may vinchrist rest in peace
wrestlers back in the bibble tiems. seems legit
Insert typical Smoke weed erry day joke here.
How come I've never seen this until now.
Also wow this was a long time ago. Holy shit
Amuricah Mc Vinny died for your sins... remember him.
Is this the made by the same guy as the games Cr1tikal played with Chef Vortivask and his other hilarious abominations? It looks painfully similar.
Yeah, the dev is called M. DICKEY. He did that soccer game, the survival-ish one, wresling, and Hard Time
Joe Gomes what games this
+justin hendy "The You Testament"
+CallMeCactusSok He also made a new one for tablet and IOS called School Days, which is basically a PG-13 rated Hard Time.
Oh joy...M "Dildoes" Dickey is going to mobile now. Actually, his games usually have entertainment value (subjective), which is something I can't say for most of the crap i see in the mobile "sim" genre
oh gowd was Joel just starting out in this vid,the audio mang the audio!!! *ears bleed *
"Leave Vinny to rot on the cross."
I like how hi sin on the table is | Jesus, "king Of Jews" | (I.N.R.I.) . Guess they had to re-use the crosses and forgot the plate.
joel is the best guy ever xD
Matt Dickie makes the wierdest games, and he thinks they're his gift to mankind. Although they are masterpieces.. of hilarity. Check out hard time next it's just as funny.
Joel- Hard Time.
Hammering nails into the arms and legs would've been to expensive in the age its supposed to happen in they just used rope and starved these people while keeping them in the sun and giving them no rest the adrenalin from the bleeding wounds would've made the whole thing more endurable to your death wich also would come quicker
rip in pepperoni Vinny the Christ ;((
what the hell -Sincerely 2020
Joel's voice has changed so much omg
+Black profile picture it didnt change, he just got a new microphone xD
+Nazistazia the German Princess The power of technology O:
My sides...MY SIDES.
you wur a grt man vinny
a grt man
oh my god the mic
dont worry...he will resurrect right...
I'm sorry, but this game is one of the strongest pieces of evidence against the existence of a god.
Shh, don't you spread blasphemy about the great lord Vinny Christ (extremely long distant cousin of Jesus Christ).
I'll blaspheme as much as i want, thank you! besides, we all know vinny is truly the one behind evolution. whenever a radiocarbon dating is performed, vinny is there, manipulating the results of his saucy appendage. pastafarianism is the light. btw this game is laughably historically inaccurate, but then again, everything in the bible is. (coming from an amateur archeologist)
*for
AGAINST.
NO U.
this games like hard time
"NO, YOU'RE WANTED FOR MURDER"
1:04 Rev the Tank Engine