[Vinesauce] Joel - Vinny Christ

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @SpyGuysX
    @SpyGuysX 8 лет назад +338

    Vinny died for our sins.

    • @gdfish3532
      @gdfish3532 8 лет назад +6

      +SpyGuysX God bought us with a special kind of money... Vinny's sanity!

  • @AirzelGekisho
    @AirzelGekisho 10 лет назад +280

    I went to Catholic schools from kindergarten through high school, and I can confirm that everything in this video is exactly what happened in the bible.

    • @TechNoirMK
      @TechNoirMK 10 лет назад +32

      VINNY IS THE JESUS CHRIST REINCARNATION
      CONFIRMED
      CONFIRMED

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 10 лет назад +5

      TechNoirMK The burden that vinny carries...

  • @Dimentio36
    @Dimentio36 9 лет назад +226

    "I am so blazed"
    *sets person on fire*
    most morbid pun 2015

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 9 лет назад +1

      KRäFT WêRK Relax, there will be something more morbid by the end of this year.

    • @kevinjr.2345
      @kevinjr.2345 9 лет назад

      D MAS define morbid

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 9 лет назад

      Thomas Gerlach Can't, it's something you just have to know. =P

    • @chrisdoessomestuff4782
      @chrisdoessomestuff4782 9 лет назад +3

      KRäFT WêRK This was back in 2012.

    • @WasabiKitCat
      @WasabiKitCat 9 лет назад

      +KRäFT WêRK I thought I was the only one who noticed XD

  • @Lapeno456
    @Lapeno456 9 лет назад +241

    According to the Bible this is 420% canon

    • @deektedrgg
      @deektedrgg 8 лет назад +3

      Bible pages make good rolling paper. 420 lifehacks, only here on Vinesauce.

    • @Jake-kp3vd
      @Jake-kp3vd 7 лет назад

      Dzaga Maga canon*

  • @luigiosmbz
    @luigiosmbz 11 лет назад +474

    *vinny stands accused of murder*
    "vinny's crimes are insignificant to thievery"
    What is this...I don't even

    • @12334jk
      @12334jk 10 лет назад +37

      They are mostly jews. except for romans, romans aren't jews.

    • @12334jk
      @12334jk 10 лет назад +19

      SquidShield9000 i'm glad you agree that the romans aren't jews.

    • @BepisJones
      @BepisJones 10 лет назад +23

      i am a expert in identifying romans. for example vinny is not a romans.

    • @judybrunola5489
      @judybrunola5489 10 лет назад +17

      SquidShield9000 "vinny is not a romans"

    • @BepisJones
      @BepisJones 10 лет назад +15

      I DONT REMEMBER GIVING YOU QUOTING PERMISSIONS

  • @AxisX7
    @AxisX7 10 лет назад +147

    Between Joel's maniacal laughter, the Batman scene, and the ending, I'm pretty sure this is some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen in any Vinesauce video.

  • @ThatOneSarcasticGuy
    @ThatOneSarcasticGuy 9 лет назад +85

    This is the first Vinesauce video I ever saw.
    This is a completely accurate depiction of everything Vinesauce.

  • @dejureclaims8214
    @dejureclaims8214 9 лет назад +133

    Actual footage of Biblical times.

  • @HardlyCarrying
    @HardlyCarrying 10 лет назад +86

    V.I.N.R.I

  • @MrMadness1
    @MrMadness1 9 лет назад +68

    Vinny is hinted to be the Second Coming of Christ.

  • @dreamEnd
    @dreamEnd 9 лет назад +39

    The music in the end fucking ᶰᵃᶦᶫˢ it.

    • @mandrac2
      @mandrac2 9 лет назад

      am i the only one to notice the best pun of 2015 so far? come on guy!

  • @Tmccreight25Gaming
    @Tmccreight25Gaming 3 года назад +11

    Nothing in this video is funnier than Vinny Christ lugging around a fucking cross for no apparent reason.

  • @jlferris5995
    @jlferris5995 10 лет назад +23

    I follow only my lord and saviour Vinny Christ.
    He owns the Happy Mass Shop.
    Praise him.

  • @kolbykauffman4180
    @kolbykauffman4180 10 лет назад +19

    "I am so blazed..."
    *proceeds to blaze up a nigga*

  • @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
    @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 3 года назад +7

    This was what got me into vinesauce, and thankfully so.

  • @Sonamyfan875
    @Sonamyfan875 8 лет назад +17

    1:19
    Possibly Joel's GREATEST moment in streaming history.

  • @ianbatplushie65
    @ianbatplushie65 8 лет назад +21

    i just found my new religion.

  • @roberte2945
    @roberte2945 2 года назад +6

    "I don't know where this finger is going but _I'M BATMAN"_

  • @lithium444
    @lithium444 Месяц назад +4

    3:45 I came here from the recent Hard Time 3 stream and can't believe it's true, Boomtown did get Vinny crucified

  • @TheSolidMidgetOfficial
    @TheSolidMidgetOfficial 3 года назад +5

    I just remembered this video was a thing. Glad I found it again.

  • @bobthechampion
    @bobthechampion 10 лет назад +21

    2:23 Probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen. "I'm so blazed!" *sets dude on fire*

  • @windyman56
    @windyman56 9 лет назад +10

    When I was in middle school I actually got the pastor to sing Hulkster in Heaven for some reason. Then this happens.

  • @Sonamyfan875
    @Sonamyfan875 8 лет назад +24

    So who came here after the full livestream?

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 4 года назад +5

    as the years go on "LEVITATION! NOW FLY AWAY" will always be fucking hilarious no matter how old i get

  • @blingking501
    @blingking501 4 года назад +3

    Jesus this is 7 years old now? I remember watching this and only felt like yesterday.

  • @hellixn777
    @hellixn777 11 лет назад +26

    MDickie... ooooh MDickie..
    These games..
    Please mod Hard Time next..

    • @XiEViLiX
      @XiEViLiX 10 лет назад +3

      I looked at this and thought it was a mod for Hard Time.

  • @No-Me3
    @No-Me3 6 лет назад +5

    It's interesting how the editing quality and Joel's level of funny have inverted over the years.

  • @maurienvy
    @maurienvy 6 лет назад +6

    "Get out of Sychar, you're wanted for murder"
    *Flames down that guy*

  • @fombocombo
    @fombocombo 8 лет назад +6

    This is not Heresy/Blasphemy if it an Alternate Universe.

  • @Hoodiebud
    @Hoodiebud 5 лет назад +10

    Wait, isn't this an MCDickie game too? You know, the creator of HARD TIME and WRESTLING MPIRE? So Joel played his game since the start.

  • @AnarkheBringer
    @AnarkheBringer 7 лет назад +2

    I don't know why, but the end actually made me a little sad until "Rip in penis" started scrolling across the screen. Joel shouting Vinny's name like that and the music just hit me weird.

  • @KirbyMario12345_939
    @KirbyMario12345_939 3 года назад +3

    This is why Batman should always have solid white eyes.

  • @billymacpluy1681
    @billymacpluy1681 8 лет назад +1

    One time I made Joel Christ in the You Testament. Unfortunately, He met a similar fate as Vinny Christ. May God rest both of their souls.

  • @CharlieQuebec-fb6ho
    @CharlieQuebec-fb6ho 4 месяца назад +1

    This is the first vinesauce video I ever watched all those years ago

  • @PurpleHurrple
    @PurpleHurrple 11 лет назад +4

    "I don't know where this finger is going, but I'm BATMAN!"
    Joel never ceases to... Well you know. Be Joel. :)

  • @SleepyAdam
    @SleepyAdam 7 лет назад +1

    I want to time travel back to 2012 just so I can watch this live as it's happening.

  • @ZDNAnimators
    @ZDNAnimators 10 месяцев назад +2

    my favourite moment is batman

  • @xXxDurandalxXx
    @xXxDurandalxXx 6 лет назад +1

    missed it by a couple days but happy 6th birthday vinny christ

  • @TheSwerAlmighty
    @TheSwerAlmighty 8 лет назад +1

    I really lost it when main part of "Delta Force" theme kicked in.

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 9 лет назад +1

    Vinny confirmed for Jesus

  • @everstray7482
    @everstray7482 10 лет назад +2

    R.I.P Vinny Crust

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 11 лет назад +17

    What is that music that started at about 1 minute 20 seconds in? For some reason that cracked me up.

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 11 лет назад +14

      Well, I worked out what the music was. I found an ancient comment explaining it.
      The Delta Force - Alan Silvestri

    • @trallawan
      @trallawan 10 лет назад +2

      Chuck Norris involved; serious business

    • @DeepDiveDevin
      @DeepDiveDevin 10 лет назад +3

      You're lucky you got it that fast, because it was only a matter of time before some jackass came and said "Darude - Sandstorm".

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 10 лет назад

      MasterShadic2
      I had absolutely no idea what tune you meant when you said that.
      Then I looked it up. INSTANT RECOGNITION.
      I know this as "generic Laserquest music". Or at least it sounds just like what used to get played in Laserquest continually.

  • @tsmusic162
    @tsmusic162 5 лет назад +3

    Old Joel is still funny joel

  • @ChessPieceRook
    @ChessPieceRook 9 лет назад +2

    They killed Vinny! Those bastards!!

  • @blingking501
    @blingking501 5 лет назад

    I can't believe this doesn't have more view, I remember watching these daily Back in the day.

  • @koolmin23
    @koolmin23 9 лет назад

    Joel please post this whole stream, it would make me happy.

  • @alucaresalucares4935
    @alucaresalucares4935 6 лет назад

    We will never forget you vinny the blazed. Rip 420

  • @Pikana
    @Pikana 12 лет назад +1

    Joel totally could have saved vinny at the end. He let him die so he could be in charge of vinesauce.

  • @MRFLAPPYTREE
    @MRFLAPPYTREE 10 лет назад +5

    Fucking delta force theme is the best

  • @gabed4248
    @gabed4248 10 лет назад +1

    Oh my god this is the bible version of Hard Time

  • @douk3395
    @douk3395 3 года назад +3

    why can this joel come back

  • @ReikoAyanamiCh
    @ReikoAyanamiCh 7 лет назад +1

    I literally hurt myself laughing this was glorious.

  • @WarpxD
    @WarpxD 11 лет назад +1

    The best video on youtube.

  • @someguy-hs2wt
    @someguy-hs2wt 10 лет назад +1

    i'm a christian and i approve of this video

  • @GingerChristmas
    @GingerChristmas 12 лет назад +1

    That is like, the greatest comment EVER!

  • @fluffytoons
    @fluffytoons 9 лет назад +2

    THE AFFECTS OF WEED

  • @Lapeno456
    @Lapeno456 7 лет назад +1

    "oh im sorry Token mr black guy"

  • @kewlkatzklub982
    @kewlkatzklub982 6 лет назад

    I can't believe he played this before playing Hard Time.

  • @xx102894xx
    @xx102894xx 11 лет назад

    i have not been able to stop saying "I am so blazed" for like every situation since seeing this masterpiece.

  • @TheStargatefan12
    @TheStargatefan12 10 лет назад +1

    He's absolutely baked...

  • @Superstar6060
    @Superstar6060 11 лет назад +1

    "It hurts to get kicked in the dick."
    Wise words from a wise man.

  • @rulocheewe
    @rulocheewe 4 года назад +1

    Wow, so much changed since.....starting by the mic.....XD

  • @MrPocketSpaghetti
    @MrPocketSpaghetti 11 лет назад +1

    this is awesome

  • @directortyler123
    @directortyler123 11 лет назад +1

    The song is hulkster in heaven

  • @snek8393
    @snek8393 Год назад +1

    MY EARS

  • @ReikoAyanamiCh
    @ReikoAyanamiCh 6 лет назад

    Watching this on Easter with zero shame.

  • @Yzrch
    @Yzrch 11 лет назад

    I saw the dude get back up around 3 minutes in, and I was like, I literally said to the screen,
    YOU HAVE ONLY ONE LEG WHAT ARE YOU DOING

  • @midnightcthulhu5551
    @midnightcthulhu5551 9 лет назад +5

    yall need gargd

  • @VIGZ727
    @VIGZ727 6 лет назад

    This is some old school stuff. I wish I watched Joel at the time.

  • @davidelliott6990
    @davidelliott6990 9 лет назад +5

    Joel can you post the full stream of this game

  • @negljbreakergaming
    @negljbreakergaming 9 лет назад

    the Savior we need, but not the one we deserve right now

  • @WHYSMYUSERNAMETHAT
    @WHYSMYUSERNAMETHAT 12 лет назад

    YOUR SOUL WAS ALREADY DAMNED.

  • @pandorasangel2747
    @pandorasangel2747 4 года назад

    I was in high school when I first saw this, I feel cold

  • @hankowen99
    @hankowen99 12 лет назад +1

    if this was in the bible I would convert

  • @prankstertwins
    @prankstertwins 12 лет назад

    rest in peace in peace? okay

  • @Weird_Dog_
    @Weird_Dog_ 9 лет назад

    came back to watch this after Hard Time was streamed

  • @michaelcrowell4444
    @michaelcrowell4444 8 лет назад

    ;-; may vinchrist rest in peace

  • @anonpony1693
    @anonpony1693 8 лет назад

    wrestlers back in the bibble tiems. seems legit

  • @alice6035
    @alice6035 10 лет назад

    Insert typical Smoke weed erry day joke here.

  • @nidomeister24
    @nidomeister24 5 лет назад

    How come I've never seen this until now.
    Also wow this was a long time ago. Holy shit

  • @TheTrueChuster
    @TheTrueChuster 11 лет назад

    Amuricah Mc Vinny died for your sins... remember him.

  • @fukyomammason
    @fukyomammason 9 лет назад +9

    Is this the made by the same guy as the games Cr1tikal played with Chef Vortivask and his other hilarious abominations? It looks painfully similar.

    • @joegomes2725
      @joegomes2725 9 лет назад +7

      Yeah, the dev is called M. DICKEY. He did that soccer game, the survival-ish one, wresling, and Hard Time

    • @justinhendy4440
      @justinhendy4440 9 лет назад

      Joe Gomes what games this

    • @CrashGordon94
      @CrashGordon94 9 лет назад

      +justin hendy "The You Testament"

    • @WasabiKitCat
      @WasabiKitCat 9 лет назад

      +CallMeCactusSok He also made a new one for tablet and IOS called School Days, which is basically a PG-13 rated Hard Time.

    • @joegomes2725
      @joegomes2725 8 лет назад

      Oh joy...M "Dildoes" Dickey is going to mobile now. Actually, his games usually have entertainment value (subjective), which is something I can't say for most of the crap i see in the mobile "sim" genre

  • @GeraldGA1993
    @GeraldGA1993 9 лет назад

    oh gowd was Joel just starting out in this vid,the audio mang the audio!!! *ears bleed *

  • @shAdowgen064
    @shAdowgen064 11 лет назад

    "Leave Vinny to rot on the cross."

  • @farkasgergely12
    @farkasgergely12 10 лет назад

    I like how hi sin on the table is | Jesus, "king Of Jews" | (I.N.R.I.) . Guess they had to re-use the crosses and forgot the plate.

  • @DUBSkyLinEx3
    @DUBSkyLinEx3 10 лет назад +1

    joel is the best guy ever xD

  • @TheChickenspoon
    @TheChickenspoon 12 лет назад +1

    Matt Dickie makes the wierdest games, and he thinks they're his gift to mankind. Although they are masterpieces.. of hilarity. Check out hard time next it's just as funny.

  • @NoLifeBrine
    @NoLifeBrine 11 лет назад

    Joel- Hard Time.

  • @chadoftoons
    @chadoftoons 8 лет назад

    Hammering nails into the arms and legs would've been to expensive in the age its supposed to happen in they just used rope and starved these people while keeping them in the sun and giving them no rest the adrenalin from the bleeding wounds would've made the whole thing more endurable to your death wich also would come quicker

  • @niamone8399
    @niamone8399 8 лет назад

    rip in pepperoni Vinny the Christ ;((

  • @lilyliao9521
    @lilyliao9521 4 года назад

    what the hell -Sincerely 2020

  • @darkhailwind
    @darkhailwind 8 лет назад

    Joel's voice has changed so much omg

    • @Mr_Fancypants
      @Mr_Fancypants 8 лет назад

      +Black profile picture it didnt change, he just got a new microphone xD

    • @darkhailwind
      @darkhailwind 8 лет назад +1

      +Nazistazia the German Princess The power of technology O:

  • @davbones
    @davbones 11 лет назад

    My sides...MY SIDES.

  • @invadercatty
    @invadercatty 12 лет назад

    you wur a grt man vinny
    a grt man

  • @tgg1217
    @tgg1217 7 лет назад

    oh my god the mic

  • @MrRevolverHoffner
    @MrRevolverHoffner 11 лет назад

    dont worry...he will resurrect right...

  • @christianbenedict3983
    @christianbenedict3983 8 лет назад +1

    I'm sorry, but this game is one of the strongest pieces of evidence against the existence of a god.

    • @thegreatslothlord7796
      @thegreatslothlord7796 8 лет назад +2

      Shh, don't you spread blasphemy about the great lord Vinny Christ (extremely long distant cousin of Jesus Christ).

    • @christianbenedict3983
      @christianbenedict3983 8 лет назад

      I'll blaspheme as much as i want, thank you! besides, we all know vinny is truly the one behind evolution. whenever a radiocarbon dating is performed, vinny is there, manipulating the results of his saucy appendage. pastafarianism is the light. btw this game is laughably historically inaccurate, but then again, everything in the bible is. (coming from an amateur archeologist)

    • @Gamegoing
      @Gamegoing 8 лет назад

      *for

    • @christianbenedict3983
      @christianbenedict3983 8 лет назад

      AGAINST.

    • @christianbenedict3983
      @christianbenedict3983 8 лет назад

      NO U.

  • @HALO4246
    @HALO4246 10 лет назад +1

    this games like hard time

  • @RoseShrimp
    @RoseShrimp 11 лет назад

    "NO, YOU'RE WANTED FOR MURDER"

  • @lightgreen7844
    @lightgreen7844 4 года назад +1

    1:04 Rev the Tank Engine