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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @LukeTheDuke55
    @LukeTheDuke55 3 года назад +907

    The year is 2025. Matt releases new content.
    We all sit patiently through 45 mins of well directed action movie and plot to finally arrive at him testing how many sushi rolls it will take to stop a .50cal bmg.

    • @icantthinkofaname4682
      @icantthinkofaname4682 3 года назад +19

      Honestly would be great 😂

    • @zynerax6868
      @zynerax6868 3 года назад +6

      i believe you for real

    • @arthurmernard5879
      @arthurmernard5879 3 года назад +3

      That would be amazing

    • @gold9200
      @gold9200 3 года назад +3

      Nah, by 2025 he'll have the 20mm!

    • @fun_police8011
      @fun_police8011 3 года назад +5

      California rolls will be the most resilient since they always put up gun free zones.

  • @jettlincolne6070
    @jettlincolne6070 3 года назад +418

    i love how mat uses a double barreled AR to kill a fly but went for the hammer to take care of a killer robot

    • @offroadinfidel1916
      @offroadinfidel1916 3 года назад +14

      Saving ammo for the video. Also Mere probably told him NO MORE SHOOTING IN THE HOUSE !

    • @janeblogs324
      @janeblogs324 3 года назад +1

      Door mat?

    • @jaslinacharya2063
      @jaslinacharya2063 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @youretotallyrightbut463
      @youretotallyrightbut463 3 года назад

      @@janeblogs324 a lot of people actually have the name mat. It doesn’t always have the second t....mats is also actually a semi common name in Nordic countries

    • @agentleman1488
      @agentleman1488 3 года назад

      @@janeblogs324 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the lake? bob

  • @jjrust5006
    @jjrust5006 3 года назад +1929

    soon these intros are just gonna be the whole video

    • @CheddarCheeseRebirthed
      @CheddarCheeseRebirthed 3 года назад +9

      True

    • @redeyeofthenightfall
      @redeyeofthenightfall 3 года назад +90

      if he ever wanted to take it, i think he has a shot at a sketch comedy channel hahah

    • @Zamped.
      @Zamped. 3 года назад +55

      I’d not complain at all if they do become full videos lmao, I love them😂😂😂

    • @windindustries4486
      @windindustries4486 3 года назад +4

      LOL

    • @helloperson9445
      @helloperson9445 3 года назад +19

      Nah he will make the videos longer so we get 15 minutes intro 30 minutes video

  • @jetikon875
    @jetikon875 3 года назад +650

    Can we appreciate that the camera man was up there for more than 5 years without food and water at the start

    • @recker100b3
      @recker100b3 3 года назад +17

      respect
      the
      camera
      man
      /
      woman

    • @Learn.The.Hardway
      @Learn.The.Hardway 3 года назад +4

      @@recker100b3 😒

    • @recker100b3
      @recker100b3 3 года назад +7

      @@Learn.The.Hardway bro they need respect ya know

    • @Learn.The.Hardway
      @Learn.The.Hardway 3 года назад

      @@recker100b3 👍

    • @s3dchr
      @s3dchr 3 года назад +4

      I kinda wish they had some presence on the channel, or at least were introduced once.

  • @malachitolliver6627
    @malachitolliver6627 3 года назад +461

    Demolition Ranch: A channel that revolves around guns
    Matt: Grabs hammer to defend himself

    • @mhedden033
      @mhedden033 3 года назад +18

      He sprints to the garage, passing 15 staged firearms to get to the hammer...

    • @Rashed1255
      @Rashed1255 3 года назад +11

      Guns are for Roombas, hammers are for Hoomans

    • @flammingremy7263
      @flammingremy7263 3 года назад +3

      Mere would probably smack him for bringing a gun into the house for one of his intros

    • @microwavespaghetti5421
      @microwavespaghetti5421 3 года назад +2

      Ok

    • @adamatch9624
      @adamatch9624 3 года назад +4

      @@flammingremy7263 no not really there is intro with gun and things in the house. Hell he even shot a gun in his house he made a firing range in his house.

  • @BigTruckBigRV
    @BigTruckBigRV 3 года назад +13193

    What people don't know: These intros are true stories.

  • @stonequarry6977
    @stonequarry6977 3 года назад +1011

    The real question: "how many Roombas does it take to stop a 50 cal?"

    • @elkevin7275
      @elkevin7275 3 года назад +35

      Only one, Roombas are too powerful

    • @lintmonkey
      @lintmonkey 3 года назад +64

      Or alternately: how many 50 cals does it take to stop a Roomba?

    • @Andyp310
      @Andyp310 3 года назад +15

      Roombas are gonna kill his wallet

    • @Josh101fm
      @Josh101fm 3 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @Josh101fm
      @Josh101fm 3 года назад +10

      @@elkevin7275 Rumba Texas Ranger

  • @what.tf.is.this_shit8293
    @what.tf.is.this_shit8293 3 года назад +361

    Me: *thinks he'll shoot kinetic sand
    What happens: a vacuum cleaner war comences

    • @bluelipsey139
      @bluelipsey139 3 года назад +1

      He did shoot kinetic sand

    • @Scottie8740
      @Scottie8740 3 года назад

      @@bluelipsey139 the kid is funnier than you.

  • @williammarkham7598
    @williammarkham7598 3 года назад +793

    Matt's channel is almost becoming more of a comedy channel with guns than a gun channel with comedy, I love it

    • @bhuvansinghchauhan3364
      @bhuvansinghchauhan3364 3 года назад +35

      Really have to appreciate the amount of creativity that goes into conceptualizing and shooting those intros 👍

    • @Memer_manz
      @Memer_manz 3 года назад +6

      69 likes nice

    • @Memer_manz
      @Memer_manz 3 года назад +3

      How? It says 71 now

    • @prozacov
      @prozacov 3 года назад

      texas comedy

    • @huntercharaba5738
      @huntercharaba5738 3 года назад

      I feel like for a while he was really busy so his effort into comedy dipped for a couple months but he's always been extremely funny

  • @user-cm8en8or1p
    @user-cm8en8or1p 3 года назад +430

    The intro was better than most modern day horror movies.

    • @noice1420
      @noice1420 3 года назад +3

      give this robot a bumbing sensor wich triggers the gun and you build a cop

    • @masongaio8846
      @masongaio8846 3 года назад

      Ya like beans

    • @BillyBob-qi4mn
      @BillyBob-qi4mn 3 года назад +2

      It needed a claymore

    • @Panda-Squad100
      @Panda-Squad100 3 года назад

      When he copied my original comment but he got more likes on it -_-

  • @kyle-hp5yb
    @kyle-hp5yb 3 года назад +630

    These intros are starting to become mini movies

  • @dudeuncool8037
    @dudeuncool8037 3 года назад +317

    I feel like Matt has an entire arsenal in his microwave alone yet he runs for a hammer

  • @holden_tld
    @holden_tld 3 года назад +320

    i dont know why im so terribly worried about how badly he dinged his floor when he dropped that hammer.

  • @JDCTheWD
    @JDCTheWD 3 года назад +449

    Man with literally 100’s of firearms; runs to tools to kill sentient Roomba with a hammer. Btw love the dedication, I flinched when you dropped your hammer on those hardwood floors.

    • @sumowww
      @sumowww 3 года назад +8

      Seems like the prying part of the hammer (I know fuck all about tools) hit the floor first. That’s gonna leave an indent lol

    • @MattMG84
      @MattMG84 3 года назад +18

      House with kids and big dogs, that floor is already ruined lol :p

    • @Anubis78250
      @Anubis78250 3 года назад +11

      @@MattMG84 Indeed. A floor is meant to be used. If you're just going to look at it, take a picture and move on.

    • @ted5514
      @ted5514 3 года назад +1

      I legit cringed when it dropped:/

    • @joeprinsen1717
      @joeprinsen1717 3 года назад +2

      the floors aren't hardwood. it's distressed timber look lino. I have the same at my place. it's kinda rubbery and really durable. that wouldn't have done ant damage to it.

  • @ryanthompson7212
    @ryanthompson7212 3 года назад +376

    I like how an intro about a roomba becoming alive and taking over the house is normal for this channel 😂😂

    • @Septic_Lemon547
      @Septic_Lemon547 3 года назад

      Yea xd

    • @danielplumley379
      @danielplumley379 3 года назад

      That’s some black mirror stuff right there 😂

    • @Pambo101
      @Pambo101 3 года назад +3

      I thought Matt was gonna shoot it,but he came back with a hammer, and a small hammer at that. But then... it comes after him with a gun! Priceless!!!

  • @btwalker117
    @btwalker117 3 года назад +43

    Didn’t expect to get a movie intro, was fun to watch

  • @HaydenCroix
    @HaydenCroix 3 года назад +349

    I'd say its about time for our Official Intro Compilation!

  • @criscristofferson7381
    @criscristofferson7381 3 года назад +341

    Demo Ranch: “Almost to 10 milli!”
    ATF: *getting their popcorn ready*

    • @2ndlittlekingryan654
      @2ndlittlekingryan654 3 года назад +4

      Before they need a firetruck

    • @AA-qd7vk
      @AA-qd7vk 3 года назад +7

      You know they're getting ready to fps russia him

    • @willpittman7593
      @willpittman7593 3 года назад +5

      @@AA-qd7vk I’ll be damned. Not if the demolitia has a say

    • @temper44
      @temper44 3 года назад +8

      I hope Matt rickrolls us (and the ATF) and just shows a gun vault full of kids guns.

    • @PolskiKrajowa
      @PolskiKrajowa 3 года назад +1

      @Ridwan Arifin no bot

  • @blakel9233
    @blakel9233 3 года назад +215

    matt: *picks up bullet for the millionth time
    also matt: ohh thats hot

    • @remiel3315
      @remiel3315 3 года назад +2

      he's missing Jasparito sayin cabrón, it's hot. then again Edwin don't listen either...lol.

  • @nathaniellaid6557
    @nathaniellaid6557 3 года назад +20

    2:21 "Always thank your Roombas"
    would be a nice PSA if you ask me

  • @papa_timbs1836
    @papa_timbs1836 3 года назад +553

    DemoRanch: Literally has hundreds of guns
    First thing he grabs
    HAMMER

    • @happytangysword
      @happytangysword 3 года назад +16

      he didn't want to scratch the tiles

    • @YedolfWesler
      @YedolfWesler 3 года назад +21

      Then drops the hammer on wood floor.

    • @TJKas
      @TJKas 3 года назад

      My thoughts exactly!

    • @MrMBinder
      @MrMBinder 3 года назад +6

      Should've dual-wielded the hammers and carried extras in the belt.

    • @randomstrangerbut2137
      @randomstrangerbut2137 3 года назад +4

      Horror movie logic

  • @asherkennethbaron1038
    @asherkennethbaron1038 3 года назад +162

    His intros are cinematic royalties

  • @fooliganvlogs
    @fooliganvlogs 3 года назад +4415

    *has a house full of guns*
    *runs to grab a hammer* 😂

    • @nulliustempus
      @nulliustempus 3 года назад +152

      Who said it isn’t a gun disused to look like a hammer

    • @Swedish_Seahorse
      @Swedish_Seahorse 3 года назад +40

      @@nulliustempus you mean disguised?

    • @corporalhollywood5392
      @corporalhollywood5392 3 года назад +9

      Just goes to show you what one responsible individual can do with a firearm

    • @kbihlear
      @kbihlear 3 года назад +14

      At least the rumba was really smart and grab the gun

    • @13JimmA
      @13JimmA 3 года назад +4

      Exactly what I was going to say lol 😝

  • @YourSavant
    @YourSavant 3 года назад +180

    So no one is gonna talk about how the rumba cleaned up it's own failed trap?

  • @brookep1
    @brookep1 3 года назад +407

    Someone is now going to sell it as "Tactical Sand" at twice the price.

    • @user-rr5ce1wb2j
      @user-rr5ce1wb2j 3 года назад +20

      Wish will do exactly this. But they will sell regular sand labelled as "kinetic tactical sand"...because Wish sucks.

    • @psychochicken9535
      @psychochicken9535 3 года назад +15

      My coworker bought a bunch of stuff off of wish, maybe $150 worth. I asked him a couple of times how his products turned out, and he just changed the subject or acted like I didn't say anything.

    • @Learn.The.Hardway
      @Learn.The.Hardway 3 года назад

      @@psychochicken9535 my buddy gave me some workout clothes he ordered off "wish", XXL & XXXL , I am 5'9" and 145lbs, them shits fit me *snug* , we laugh about it.

    • @loadstone5149
      @loadstone5149 3 года назад +1

      Ballistic sand

    • @Mantulisme
      @Mantulisme 3 года назад +1

      and advertise it as ""bulletproof""

  • @LTDprod.865
    @LTDprod.865 3 года назад +260

    This man makes a skit for every video and somehow manages to never get old and takes advantage of the low budget satire this is the definition of creative consistency

    • @monabale8263
      @monabale8263 3 года назад

      and a brain that chases squirrels in it's sleep...

    • @DoughBoy45
      @DoughBoy45 3 года назад

      I’m going to be honest it was a little corny at first but he’s gotten funnier. This was gold.

  • @FishinWithDrey
    @FishinWithDrey 3 года назад +122

    are we just gunna ignore that fact that Matts creativity is awesome! he hasn't repeated a single intro idea and that amazes me.

  • @maurice2315
    @maurice2315 3 года назад +40

    The start of the video is like the best shitpost I’ve ever seen

  • @jameskellum4
    @jameskellum4 3 года назад +815

    I like how the man who literally has more than 3 guns safes Grabs a hammer. Lol.

    • @isaacknuth7952
      @isaacknuth7952 3 года назад +16

      I thought the same thing

    • @bryonforbes7620
      @bryonforbes7620 3 года назад +2

      I so agree

    • @darkdodger137
      @darkdodger137 3 года назад +2

      I know right

    • @wolfpile1
      @wolfpile1 3 года назад +45

      Because if he shoots one of his guns off in the house again, Mere will kill him!

    • @motzmare1
      @motzmare1 3 года назад +13

      Mere won’t let him shoot guns in the house anymore... even with a threat of killer robots!

  • @extremeteatime8663
    @extremeteatime8663 3 года назад +229

    Lol if Demolition Ranch ever gets taken off RUclips Matt could succeed as a sketch comedy channel

  • @thekhoifish0146
    @thekhoifish0146 3 года назад +397

    “Uh, why are you filling your plate carrier with kinetic sand?”
    *”My goals are beyond your understanding”*

    • @willtravis2036
      @willtravis2036 3 года назад +4

      I was looking for this comment lmfao. That was a wild video

    • @markjenkins6424
      @markjenkins6424 3 года назад +2

      You saved me from having to do this myself.

    • @itsgonnabeokay9341
      @itsgonnabeokay9341 3 года назад +1

      Cringe meme

    • @stephenfarquhar3745
      @stephenfarquhar3745 3 года назад +2

      Cuts plate carrier like a cake

    • @thekhoifish0146
      @thekhoifish0146 3 года назад +2

      @@stephenfarquhar3745 “to show you the power of kinetic sand, I cut this plate carrier in half!”

  • @rockster835
    @rockster835 3 года назад +28

    "Roomba, clean the room" " now clearing the room " *loads gun*

  • @StarSwarm.
    @StarSwarm. 3 года назад +318

    LOL... that’s the 2nd best opening yet! Right after the “Can a boyfriend stop a 50 Cal?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KryptosatanTemnozor
    @KryptosatanTemnozor 3 года назад +457

    Mat: Is sand bulletproof?
    Soldiers around the world covering behind sand bags:

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 3 года назад +27

      nono you have it wrong is _kinetic_ sand bulletproof. we know regular sand is.. and he mentions it in the start

    • @nickz5849
      @nickz5849 3 года назад +37

      Sand isnt "bulletproof" its just a good material to pack tightly and make it bulletproof.
      If you have enough of anything packed tightly together itll be bulletproof

    • @santhony1978
      @santhony1978 3 года назад +5

      @@nickz5849 people? 🤣

    • @BlueTurretGaming
      @BlueTurretGaming 3 года назад +3

      @@nickz5849 Well yeah, but we just wanted to see him shoot it with guns.

    • @ganjaisganja
      @ganjaisganja 3 года назад

      US gets guns and sand bag filler from mattel lol

  • @jacobpeacy4003
    @jacobpeacy4003 3 года назад +707

    I like how Matt has enough guns and ammo to supply a small militia, and the first thing he thinks of when combating a murderous robot is 'the hammer'

    • @Stellar-Cowboy
      @Stellar-Cowboy 3 года назад +11

      Yeah let’s use a tank or an AR for a vacuum cleaner robot

    • @masonmayes7501
      @masonmayes7501 3 года назад +7

      Ngl I thought a normal vacuum cleaner was gonna come out with a ar 15 and kill the evil one
      But nope it just shot him

    • @latex6494
      @latex6494 3 года назад +2

      Well it is the best way to break something..

    • @coltontodd688
      @coltontodd688 3 года назад +4

      The hammer is all powerful it can do anything

    • @thecoolestdaniel4554
      @thecoolestdaniel4554 3 года назад +1

      Professionals have standards

  • @GrimyDuck-dz5dg
    @GrimyDuck-dz5dg 3 года назад +63

    "i made a roomba that shoots anything it bumps into"

  • @jonathanlaprade4164
    @jonathanlaprade4164 3 года назад +169

    Some guy: *sends matt a neat little knife*
    Matt: *uses it exclusively for cutting sand, apparently*

  • @saipai8114
    @saipai8114 3 года назад +677

    The fact that he dropped a hammer on his hardwood shows dedication

    • @elixd5163
      @elixd5163 3 года назад +45

      yeah i cringed so hard

    • @Velbb
      @Velbb 3 года назад +14

      I was looking for a comment like this

    • @shpoogle7967
      @shpoogle7967 3 года назад +9

      My soul escaped my body

    • @kuroroluxifer8321
      @kuroroluxifer8321 3 года назад +4

      2:16 he dropped it so the rubber handle would hit first, taking the brunt of the impact and absorbing most of it thanks to the elasticity or the rubber...it then fell sideways, so the impact of the metal part of the hammer on the hardwood was negligible...it probably didn't even leave a visible mark.

    • @Velbb
      @Velbb 3 года назад +8

      @@kuroroluxifer8321 there was still the chance though o.o I would never

  • @DrewADuckProductions
    @DrewADuckProductions 3 года назад +301

    The most unbelievable part of that whole intro was that your dog didn't already have his own gun on him to defend himself.

    • @lilsnabes
      @lilsnabes 3 года назад +4

      he has failed us

    • @howdy..
      @howdy.. 3 года назад

      His dog ain’t old enough for a gun yet

  • @frooft6569
    @frooft6569 3 года назад +14

    2:22 *imperial March starts playing*

  • @hard2hurt
    @hard2hurt 3 года назад +2155

    The intros always remind me of those scripts written by AI lol wtf.

    • @michaeltaylor1657
      @michaeltaylor1657 3 года назад +11

      Lol youre everywhere dude love the vids

    • @TBjunk25
      @TBjunk25 3 года назад +4

      hahah yep

    • @crimsonhalo13
      @crimsonhalo13 3 года назад +6

      In this case, the AI is the Doomba Roomba.

    • @chrisklitou7573
      @chrisklitou7573 3 года назад +6

      Woah I literally just watched one of your videos

    • @kingstonlabelle6954
      @kingstonlabelle6954 3 года назад +6

      Hey aren’t you the flashlight for self-defense guy?

  • @ethangrett3057
    @ethangrett3057 3 года назад +92

    00:59 thats one confused doggo. Hes got the look of "but you literally just called me here to lock me up"

  • @yokesandspokes
    @yokesandspokes 3 года назад +204

    I’m just impressed at how quickly the roomba cleaned up the trap

  • @pierreadrien9803
    @pierreadrien9803 3 года назад +2

    Love your videos man, I'm 12 years old and going shooting with my uncle for the first time ever! Keep up the awesome content!

    • @jermainlyson4682
      @jermainlyson4682 3 года назад

      How was it?

    • @pierreadrien9803
      @pierreadrien9803 3 года назад

      @@jermainlyson4682 Great! Shot a nine mil, and a nice 22. Next time ill try the 45!

  • @blainbryan3244
    @blainbryan3244 3 года назад +365

    Matt: We are going to keep the lids on so we don't loose to much sand.
    8 minutes in somehow shoots every lid at once.

  • @kobja2248
    @kobja2248 3 года назад +72

    Intruder enters matts house.
    Matt who has 1,000 different guns: grabs hammer

  • @lukoflavi2111
    @lukoflavi2111 3 года назад +138

    The military is like, " ok boys get rid of those sand bags we are going kinetic"

    • @gristlevonraben
      @gristlevonraben 3 года назад +4

      lol, also, just mix sand and old fryer grease, right, same results?

  • @fazmoze5626
    @fazmoze5626 3 года назад +5

    Love the skit at the start

  • @Saimeren
    @Saimeren 3 года назад +243

    Matt has so much fun when Mere and the kids aren't home.

    • @monabale8263
      @monabale8263 3 года назад +1

      we will never know the extent.

    • @stephenreed3381
      @stephenreed3381 3 года назад +1

      @@monabale8263 Because if we do, we'll tell Mere.

  • @imnon1660
    @imnon1660 3 года назад +527

    Here I am thinking he grabbed a hammer because he didn't want to play around with a gun in the house for a skit, and then he tapes a glock to a roomba.

    • @themrbob737
      @themrbob737 3 года назад +6

      Lol I was thinking the same thing.

    • @eckiefleckie4938
      @eckiefleckie4938 3 года назад +4

      .........airsoft glock...........

    • @justme9795
      @justme9795 3 года назад +5

      @@eckiefleckie4938 r/whooosh

    • @SamEichers
      @SamEichers 3 года назад +4

      Wasn't a Glock. It was a ZEV OZ9.

    • @SamEichers
      @SamEichers 3 года назад +2

      @@eckiefleckie4938 nope real gun. Have the same one.

  • @SquishEESpark
    @SquishEESpark 3 года назад +496

    In a hurry? Here's the timestamps for every shot.
    4:22 - .22 LR shot
    4:56 - .357 Magnum
    6:03 - 10mm
    7:15 - .50 Beowulf (hits table)
    7:35 - .50 Beowulf (too high)
    8:04 - .50 Beowulf
    9:22 - .308
    11:40 - .50 BMG

    • @halcyon3116
      @halcyon3116 3 года назад +7

      Thx

    • @dr-johnnysins
      @dr-johnnysins 3 года назад +34

      people like you are too good for this planet

    • @MintySanya
      @MintySanya 3 года назад +12

      @@dr-johnnysins your mums good

    • @arcanon5080
      @arcanon5080 3 года назад +5

      Skips to 50

    • @enviixiity
      @enviixiity 3 года назад

      People like you are so nice

  • @ofentserams8422
    @ofentserams8422 3 года назад +6

    "Incase it gets really dark all of a sudden"😅😅got me rollin

  • @Redneckintraining1
    @Redneckintraining1 3 года назад +608

    Matt grabs a hammer like there's not a gun in every one of his drawers

    • @fortnitedancer1017
      @fortnitedancer1017 3 года назад +16

      Well, the vacc atacc

    • @Moosewoodworks
      @Moosewoodworks 3 года назад +17

      He likes to keep his work and home separate 😂

    • @liamengram6326
      @liamengram6326 3 года назад +9

      You gonna shoot a roomba in your house? Lol

    • @vlogcats8707
      @vlogcats8707 3 года назад +1

      Exactly what I said

    • @Rain_Zima
      @Rain_Zima 3 года назад +1

      It was going to be matched force but the vac bumped into the china cabinet.

  • @zackattack8679
    @zackattack8679 3 года назад +99

    The sound that now haunts Matts nightmares: "Boop-boopidi-boop-beep"

    • @barelyfree9427
      @barelyfree9427 3 года назад +3

      Careful, Disney might fire you for making robot sounds.

  • @thegamingpig5533
    @thegamingpig5533 3 года назад +199

    Imagine what it says on his tombstone lmao “Death by roomba”

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 3 года назад +2

      ah these days the deadly roombas of myth are killing. jus like wise ol man said in his stories. first it was knife roomba, then gun roomba. soon the world will be ruled by technology, jus you wait. claymore roomba is coming but no one ever believes the wise ol man

    • @nondescripthandle212
      @nondescripthandle212 3 года назад +3

      Believe it or not people dont actually have how they died on their tombstone, weird right. But what would expect form someone with a trollface in their profile

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 3 года назад +4

      @@nondescripthandle212 well maybe he'd watch the killcam

    • @nondescripthandle212
      @nondescripthandle212 3 года назад +2

      @@redmist6630 what?

  • @Dom-cp4iw
    @Dom-cp4iw 3 года назад +7

    When you give a kid his kinetic sand:why is there a bullet in my sand?

  • @loganmacneil3424
    @loganmacneil3424 3 года назад +83

    Don't tell Mere he dropped a framing hammer on her wood floor 🤫😅

    • @MAGAMAN
      @MAGAMAN 3 года назад +10

      Yeah, I cringed when I saw that.

    • @flowerpiece
      @flowerpiece 3 года назад +3

      they're moving soon anyways :P just put a rug down

    • @bwardokc3985
      @bwardokc3985 3 года назад +3

      It'll buff out 😁

    • @tomthetitan3697
      @tomthetitan3697 3 года назад +6

      I think it’s Mere for Meredith but I could be wrong

    • @georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330
      @georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330 3 года назад +3

      @@tomthetitan3697 you are correct, but we’ll let it slide. It’s when you type “your” instead of “you’re” the internet explodes.

  • @pascal1642
    @pascal1642 3 года назад +129

    The more intros i watch the more concerned i get for Matt's mental health

    • @codyhaar1966
      @codyhaar1966 3 года назад +8

      Well you don’t have to be concerned anymore. Because he’s dead now. He just got murdered by a rumba. You saw yourself.

    • @Exoticlover1629
      @Exoticlover1629 3 года назад +3

      @@codyhaar1966 haha

    • @ReginaTrans_
      @ReginaTrans_ 3 года назад +5

      I actually enjoy them a lot, he's very creative

    • @11shiroineko
      @11shiroineko 3 года назад +1

      Some make me concerned about his safety, specially when he uses any vehicle
      Sometimes I feel that he is in more danger of having an accident during the intros than during the video

  • @ryanwatts1685
    @ryanwatts1685 3 года назад +60

    This is the earliest ive ever been to his videos. Im litterally under a house in a crawlspace at work right now lol

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 3 года назад +7

    imagine if they could implement this into reactive Tank armor!

  • @7uring
    @7uring 3 года назад +38

    The Doomba: Clean kills served autonomously

  • @kiritokirigaya7840
    @kiritokirigaya7840 3 года назад +35

    love how Matt puts a lot of effort on his crazy intros everytime

  • @HTao123
    @HTao123 3 года назад +91

    When investigating the room of a murder crime scene, always interrogate the Roomba first.

    • @Bruh-vp5ev
      @Bruh-vp5ev 3 года назад +6

      Roomba is a menace to society

  • @theohaglund9808
    @theohaglund9808 3 года назад

    I wass crying myself every night but sens i started watching you i have started to sleap well only cuz you have a sutch calming voice and i Love your content Thx for changing My life

  • @roundchelsea8403
    @roundchelsea8403 3 года назад +276

    Goes from 10mm straight to 50 Beowulf*
    “Seems fair”

    • @AnthThom
      @AnthThom 3 года назад +17

      Almost as fair as .22 to .357

  • @black9726
    @black9726 3 года назад +328

    **has safes full of guns*
    grabs the hammer.

    • @prod3309
      @prod3309 3 года назад

      Ikr

    • @michaelmeis2953
      @michaelmeis2953 3 года назад +8

      You don't want to shoot your floor if you don't have to

    • @UnholyBe4st
      @UnholyBe4st 3 года назад +3

      I thought he would go for the 50. Cal. Bad decision on his part :) would love to see that thing fly in pieces!

    • @lanasmith4795
      @lanasmith4795 3 года назад +3

      Goes for a hammer outside rather than the one that was right in front of him

    • @jashonwestbrook3362
      @jashonwestbrook3362 3 года назад +1

      @@Tobester_McDonkey " bigly," now that's a first.

  • @Iamthepoison1
    @Iamthepoison1 3 года назад +280

    "Adolescent Desert Eagle" can be sung to the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" theme song.

    • @ShockingPikachu
      @ShockingPikachu 3 года назад +40

      Adolescent Desert Eagle
      Adolescent Desert Eagle
      Bullet in a metal shell
      Gunpowder!

    • @paintcandan5972
      @paintcandan5972 3 года назад +7

      information i didn’t know i needed until now.

    • @cossagalaxy2114
      @cossagalaxy2114 3 года назад +9

      I try to sing it but it came out like I was singing the bill nye the science guy theme song

    • @tobiaspieringer1653
      @tobiaspieringer1653 3 года назад +5

      @@ShockingPikachu copper in a brass shell* works better i think

    • @roachdoggjr155
      @roachdoggjr155 3 года назад +4

      @@tobiaspieringer1653 bullet in a brass shell
      firepower

  • @xXXx-kt2fg
    @xXXx-kt2fg 2 года назад

    cant beileve ive been watching youre videos for almost 6 years and i never scrolled down to subscribe how selfish lol keep doing what youre doing man youre one of the only guys i can watch who makes gun videos and can keep me entertained for hours happy thanksgiving matt have a good one you gunamaniac

  • @masonbennett2855
    @masonbennett2855 3 года назад +232

    I swear one day when he gets the money there will be a demoranch video titled "will an ac130 stop a 50 cal

  • @aaroncarlson2678
    @aaroncarlson2678 3 года назад +31

    That intro was fire, Matt should seriously consider being an actor.

    • @Fidelisrem101
      @Fidelisrem101 3 года назад +1

      He has he was in a zombie movie

    • @Pambo101
      @Pambo101 3 года назад

      Good call Jackson!

  • @theprodigy9100
    @theprodigy9100 3 года назад +84

    The amount of effort he puts in to his intros is insane.

    • @Wulthrin
      @Wulthrin 3 года назад +1

      eight times out of ten it's more effort than the rest of the video

  • @JustNakita
    @JustNakita 3 года назад +8

    "I can't find it but look how cool this stuff is, REOWWWW."

  • @Metalalbumreviewers
    @Metalalbumreviewers 3 года назад +43

    Kinetic sand: "I change properties based on external stimuli."
    Matt: "Teehee. I pewpew fancy dirt".

  • @Auctorian
    @Auctorian 3 года назад +79

    "They designed me to clean. So this house WILL. BE. CLEAN."
    *happy chirping noises*

  • @burnedmiskito1756
    @burnedmiskito1756 3 года назад +172

    “You know my old bowling shoes are up here”
    -Matt 2021

  • @LungoScrungo
    @LungoScrungo 3 года назад +2

    This has to be my favorite DemoRanch intro scene.

  • @necros_yt1091
    @necros_yt1091 3 года назад +502

    After shooting more than 10000 things, Matt attains the gold skin for his gun

    • @antnone1163
      @antnone1163 3 года назад +3

      @@vaderscrack5865 it could be either so no correctness was need no hate

    • @probkenney7795
      @probkenney7795 3 года назад +2

      @@antnone1163 Facts

    • @Goosier_
      @Goosier_ 3 года назад +1

      @@probkenney7795 yep

    • @theguythatlikeslegos7708
      @theguythatlikeslegos7708 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @bebebutterbub1344
      @bebebutterbub1344 3 года назад +1

      🙌 yes, a horror hoover unlockable
      🔫🤖 . He somehow beat the vacuumbot.

  • @admiralkeelhauled42
    @admiralkeelhauled42 3 года назад +86

    Haunted Roomba: better writing than almost every horror movie made in the last decade

  • @dylanresciniti7495
    @dylanresciniti7495 3 года назад +32

    The fact you hit every lid is magic

  • @braedenhansen358
    @braedenhansen358 3 года назад +2

    You can tell Matt has a lot of fun when he’s home alone

  • @jakekunz5168
    @jakekunz5168 3 года назад +127

    I like how he can’t help but play with the sand in between

    • @bwardokc3985
      @bwardokc3985 3 года назад +6

      It's great to see that he hasn't forgotten how to enjoy the little things.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 3 года назад

      I bet he did lol

  • @edwardjademiclat5254
    @edwardjademiclat5254 3 года назад +38

    This intros are getting way more creative than ever

  • @raysalmon8672
    @raysalmon8672 3 года назад +66

    It’s amazing how this man never runs out of ideas for an intro. I laugh way too much 😂😂

  • @drdorkk
    @drdorkk 3 года назад

    my new favorite youtube channel

  • @jarrethdragon1399
    @jarrethdragon1399 3 года назад +79

    "One grain of sand per order"
    *Repeatedly orders random stuff to build up the sandbags*

  • @Cosmic_Cowboy69
    @Cosmic_Cowboy69 3 года назад +50

    In this episode, Matt returns to his childhood and plays with kinetic sand and replays a long forgotten nightmare.

  • @vortack97
    @vortack97 3 года назад +40

    These intros never get old

  • @charlestravis9798
    @charlestravis9798 3 года назад

    Matt, when you use media like sand, dirt or kitty litter to catch rounds, buy a metal detecting pin-pointer to find your bullets inside the media. It’s an old trick we use to find coins, jewelry and relics out of sand and broken dirt where we’ve dug. Refer to The Hoover Boys on RUclips to see the proper use of a pinpointer.

  • @XX-hz2bs
    @XX-hz2bs 3 года назад +177

    An archeologist one day is going to think he discovered a battlefield on Matt's property.

    • @kevinbutton4580
      @kevinbutton4580 3 года назад +3

      For real

    • @ruskie8308
      @ruskie8308 3 года назад +17

      The amount of times i've seen this copy pasted... incredible. So original.

  • @yaboisaylor
    @yaboisaylor 3 года назад +419

    the man has a countless number of guns and chooses to fight the evil roomba with a hammer

    • @blehh_mae
      @blehh_mae 3 года назад +1

      was about to say that but tbh not a good idea to shoot in your own home so it makes sense

    • @barryhintz
      @barryhintz 3 года назад +4

      He's not allowed to shoot guns in the house anymore!! thats why he grabbed the hammer

    • @yourcompanion7716
      @yourcompanion7716 3 года назад +5

      I think the obvious reason is because he thought he could have just dismantle the roomba with the hammer and wasn't expecting it to come at him with a gun

    • @dungfungus56
      @dungfungus56 3 года назад +1

      Reinhardt mains

    • @charliemoore4047
      @charliemoore4047 3 года назад

      Ammo is expensive and hard to find now

  • @duba
    @duba 3 года назад +55

    Mere’s gonna be mad as hell you dropped that hammer on the floor.

    • @jonathanhogan5229
      @jonathanhogan5229 3 года назад +5

      No one tell her

    • @monabale8263
      @monabale8263 3 года назад +2

      at a guy who shoots ar inside the house, sets fire to monster pile of dead dry evergreens, blows things up in the microwave, has a fire truck & parks his 5 ton in the workshop?
      i doubt she even notices anymore.

    • @mythiasmathew9203
      @mythiasmathew9203 3 года назад

      @@monabale8263 lmao

  • @DreadEnder
    @DreadEnder 3 года назад +23

    I’m surprised that the shots seem to have no impact

  • @DesecratedTTV
    @DesecratedTTV 3 года назад +70

    Bullet: "You took everything from me"
    Some sand: "I don't even know who you are"

    • @martinlima
      @martinlima 3 года назад +1

      I understood that reference

  • @radioman7777
    @radioman7777 3 года назад +74

    Matt: *has one of the largest gun collections*
    Also Matt at 1:45: *grabs a hammer*

    • @lanasmith4795
      @lanasmith4795 3 года назад +1

      Go to the garage to get a farther away Hammer then the one he was looking at

  • @sohanvadlakunta3439
    @sohanvadlakunta3439 3 года назад +91

    When he gets 10 mil:
    “ 50cal vs Diamond play button”

  • @-p0izenedivy-289
    @-p0izenedivy-289 3 года назад

    my favorite intro of all time

  • @edo6897
    @edo6897 3 года назад +85

    Never thought I’d here the words “adolescent desert eagle” today

    • @penguinsrockrgr8yt216
      @penguinsrockrgr8yt216 3 года назад

      @@harry554 ok grammar nazi

    • @johnsmith401
      @johnsmith401 3 года назад +1

      pretty common in US High schools . . . XD

    • @chemicloud6443
      @chemicloud6443 3 года назад

      Or a "BABY Knife" lol

    • @hdezn26
      @hdezn26 3 года назад

      @@harry554 hear* lol
      do the correktions wright?

  • @Quadrenaro
    @Quadrenaro 3 года назад +334

    North Korea is gonna be pissed when they find out you posted their secret armour.

  • @Panda-Squad100
    @Panda-Squad100 3 года назад +37

    When his intro has turned into a short horror film

  • @Power5
    @Power5 2 года назад

    Intro was pure gold and definitely the future for all humans.
    Matt has more 50BMG guns than most people have in total guns for their entire collection.