A Bullet Proof Wallet... Does it Work???
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- Опубликовано: 10 мар 2021
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Matt, you have to read this. How many bricks of velveeta cheese does it take to stop a bullet?
this is good, im actually intrigued
Yes
Yea
Please Matt
DoO IIiTt
Ngl I'm impressed with how much they could actually stop though, for just a wallet.
Well yeah, they’re bulletproof
My wallet stops a wife and two children at full speed💨
Reminds me of the the suit
Starting with ngl makes me think you are typically a liar
@@aceeastwood2871 lmao tru
I like how the robber in the intro enjoys ejecting rounds out of his pistol
He rack the slide 5 time and shot 1, rack it again and shot 3 time, damn, the guy have infinite ammo irl cheat
@@redace4821 and yet he refused to keep shooting because the guy with the wallet was gonna report him to...
GOD
THE GOD OF KEEPING THE WORLD LIKE IT SHOULD BE
It was funny how he kept racking the pistol
420 likes
@@pancakeswithbutter4767 god is dead
Has anyone ever thought about the ratio of spent shells to leaves in matt's range?
**Racks slide multiple times in 30sec**
Every action movie: “I’ll allow it”
Right?
@McFlickers but yet somehow still has about 20 rounds left.
@@Thisismycomment. but shot him 4 times
@@mcphish2278 from a gun with a 7 round magazine.
Golly I love action movie physics!
Gets hit in the shoulder and dies instantly
"Did you stop the bullet?"
"Yes"
"What did it cost?"
"My asscheeks"
It will stop the bullet but it would hurt like a mf
For some people, that’s all they have to offer the world. A nice ass
He liked it lol
say goodbye to that shattered tailbone!
@@evskiicf3998 +
Every time he racked the slide back I just laughed. Can you imagine getting robbed an the dude just keeps breech unloading
With a 1911 too, assuming 1 already in the chamber dude got like 3 shot left, and assuming the guy have little money to afford ammo, they basically eject all the round out already 😂
It’s alright, he’s just ejecting the duds. Don’t ask how he knows which ones are duds, that’s a trade secret.
@@Jjb-gk4ce Alec Baldwin could have learned a thing or two from this video
@@sebastianriz4703 Well if he expected there to be a blank in it he wouldn't want to do that anyway
Keep the conversation going long enough and he won't have any bullets left in the gun anyways.
Mad props to Matt for cloning himself for the intro. What a legend.
Can we appreciate how he helped deliver a baby wallet from a full grown mannequin ? He's really a gifted fella.
wow.
He is a doctor...ish
That’s all the experience he has as a vet
The fact that he is constantly racking his gun in the opening killed me
me too frl
Yeah like in every cheap actions movies 😂
Yep
Just like the movies with pump shotguns.
Just like in cs go
I can't get over how many times he pulls back the slide in the intro
Especially when he shot a bullet then pulls the slide back before shooting more, it's pretty hilarious.
The intro is amazing
Arguably one of the highest quality intros he has ever made.
This is probably my favorite its basically him shooting butts.
Is that why he didn’t shoot the wallets with a .50 at the end? All the budget went to intro
At least it was short
That's what she said... wait for it...
Yes it was the best
This man has cleared his firearm the amount of times he’s racked it
Yea haha
Cs go xd
He's got one of them movie guns, you know with the infinite rounds and such.
I mean you gotta rack it to clear it... But jk i get you bro its hilarious
Lol.
5:23 don't tell mer
Lmao this episode was the GOAT of one liners if you have a 12 year old's sense of humor. I loved it.
I just get happy when I watch your videos, Matt. Thank you
I just love how calmly he says it “Bullet proof wallet” and throws it at him🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Notice how many times he racked the “pistol”
Shank kckccc😫
Lmao he said it so as matter of factly
It was actually a pretty good transition from him doing the ninja star throw to catching it in the neck. Good film making. Hats off to the editor. Don't know if Matt does his own edits or if he has someone else do it.
When the butt “swallowed the wallet” it added an entire new universe of meaning to prison wallet. A bulletproof wallet inside a prison wallet. Nothing more secure.
wow a new generation
🤣
Lol 😂 too funny 😂 lol. IT give birth to that wallet 🤔💭💭💭💭😂👀
2021 will kill you for a comment like that! WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE.... I can’t wait till Mars
So many missed Creepy Cooter jokes...
I love how by time the robber in the intro was “intimidating” when we ejected his 4-5 rounds and had like 3 to shoot
Always the best intros! Thanks for making this old man laugh! I also think that your "Off the Ranch" show is amazing....
John wick: *kills people with Pencil*
Matt: *kills someone with Bulletproof wallet*
You spelt "himself" wrong
@@CrypticRite where do you see “himself” in this sentence?
@@usalty6010 Matt is both of the characters in the intro meaning he killed himself, not someone.
@@usalty6010 r/woooosh
“His butt swallowed the wallet”...average Tuesday night out
Hey let’s make it a thing to make Matt use ballistic gel
Epic intro! Cool video and thanks for going back to the old "and I'll see ya next time" 👌🏻👌🏻
The amount of times he cocked that pistol is priceless.🤣
"will i get demonitized for this? eh I'll get demonitized either way" damn just- damn.
Does the stimulus check amount change the protectiveness of the wallet?
only in one dollar bills.
Lmao didn't know big truck big rv would be in the comments section of this vid
What stimulus?
@@crackerjack6454 the one being signed into law Friday.
@@maffioli14 Its already been signed.
I absolutely love the fact after all these years he's still got that animated intro, I remember a few years ago I wanted him to change it but now it brings nostalgia
His intros are always a cinematic masterpiece, it's great!
Matt 2021:
"His butt swallowed the wallet"
Prison wallet
I was DYING when he sad that
That should be on a t-shirt
Noooooo...it's like the beginning of _Butt Boy_ all over again...
The first gunshot was perfectly in sync with my toaster and it scared the crap out of me😂
*achievement get!*
How did we get here?
@@GRDL. LMAO terraria is poggers
@@musasheikh7894 very, but it's from minecraft
Crazy stuff for people in almost gunless country. Really learning a lot...and having a lot of fun, Matt knows how to entertain hard as a rock.
Just hearing the sound from 5:14 on is absolutely gold
Hopefully one day, Matt will get something so powerful he has to start with the .50 BMG and go up from there.
I’ll start a fund to help him purchase a 20mm 😁
@@vvonslaughtvv9705 yes and mortars and recoilless rifles maybe a tank or two.
@@vvonslaughtvv9705 Welcome to demolition ranch!, Today we are starting to 50.BMG, working our way up through anti tank and aircraft shells, testing a couple of intercontiental ballistic missles and ending with an extra special finale of a nuclear warhead just for all my loyal subscribers!
Any mispelling in the above comment is the consequence of the cider I've been drinking all evening.
@@vvonslaughtvv9705 I'm sure our boy could strike a deal with some people in Nevada, maybe get a few test nukes out there ;)
I swear, Matt could live to be 100 years old and he'd still never learn that bullets are hot for a few minutes after being fired... ROFL
I swear he loves the pain
That and sight over bore at short distances
At this point, I think we'd all be sad if he stopped the whole routine of "ouch, it's hot." I would be, at least.
Matt and Edwin Sarkissian went through the same training
You kids will understand one day, that #1 yes, bullets get hot. And #2, If you touch them afterwards even after you know this, that you'll still survive.
Hi Matt, I am from Jamaica and i always love your intros there the best...
His videos are the best. "His butt literally ate the wallet" I'm dead
*sees Matt in the intro*
"Looking like a double wide surprise."
wabbit
Tell me why this vid got recommended to me RIGHT AFTER I went on a meatcanyon binge lmao too perfect! I have now seen perfection.
Ha meatcanon
“38 special isn’t that special”
*Every cop over 40 wants to know your location*
38. Special is better than nothing. Especially up close.
@@themoderncowboy7437 Even 38 special +p isn't that spectacular.
Over 50 now.
Its been awhile.
FTP.. .
Then what do you want? A 50 BMG pistol with stupid attachments?
Matt your skits at the beginning are literally gold to me.
Well the 1911 is gold
that little skit at the start is what I love
Matt: “hopefully this gets monetized”
Matt 5 minutes later: “here’s how you deliver a calf” 😂
"we should have better chance of penetrating this butt now"
"His butt swallowed the wallet."
-Matt 2021
Matt 6 minutes later, “We should have better chance of penetrating his butt now that we’re moving fast.”
Think he got demonitized at the "oh this wallet?" Bit 🤣
capitial one: whats in your wallet?
Demo ranch: bulliets...
This comment is underated
@@dylan.bitzan it's at 69 right now which is perfectly rated.
@@fcadcock now it’s opposite
jesus 104 likes! ive never got this many thank you all so much!!
bulliets?
just stumbled upon your will armor stop bullets video.. now this..
your intros and content are really why you have all these subscribers huh? lol
you're definitely in your own league bro
ALol the beginning was super funny. Nice job on it!
Can we all appreciate how he put Forrest Gump in here
DMCA TAKEDOWN in 3...2...1...
“Will this get me demonitized? I’ll get demonitized anyways.” RUclips in a nutshell
fuckin.... yep.
if you have to question if youre gonna get demonetized, youve already been demonetized
Liked for the intro. Stayed for the content.
I love this channel!
Right when you think the 1911 literally can’t get any better than you see a all gold 1911 😆
It came from the call of duty dlc
He’s had it for awhile
I've seen dozens of gold m1911a1's 😂
@@memberberries9782 oh this is the first one I’ve seen and it’s fricken sweet!
How does an ugly non durable finish make a gun better?
'His butt literally ate the wallet.'
Mind: Hmmmmm... Interesting.
I think he’s butt is hungry
Lol
Basically a prison wallet at that point.
@Hi And Bye i dont getted what youd say
It lost its virginity to the wallet
Almost to 10 mill subs , congratulations !!💯💯👍
Love this RHCP reference on a T-shirt print, pretty neat :P
Best intro ever, when he has the wallet in his back pocket and goes “oh this money” it was like it was straight out of family guy
Totally a thing peter would do
Yall gets Matt's attention with this
Marudai's case for the iPhone 4 is so heavily armored that the company claims it can stop a direct hit from a .50 caliber bullet
Yesss
Me encanta ese humor ,si vale ver tus videos mijo
This one made me laugh several times! Great job man
Matt: "Everybody loves gear reviews"
Donut: "I HATE GEAR REVIEWS"
Lol, I’m dying. It’s true.
Underrated!!
Mayonnaise
@@thatoneshowhost6427 it actually would have been quite comical if he put mayonnaise in the wallets
@@meme-xn6wr mayonnaise
I'm curious how a typical leather wallet stuffed with some cards and paper would fair against bullets. That would be interesting to just tack on to this.
i lovecshhoting my money too!
Tbh, anything above .22 and maybe 9x19mm would probably go through.
Get this comment up higher!
@@Firefox1189 9mil would 100% go through.
I actually have two steel plates in my wallet. One's a knife sharpener, the other is a hatchet. They keep my cards from getting bent or cracked.
AWESOME MATT!!!
i love to watch your video it all way make me happy
I’m pretty sure that Matt has an OnlyFans account, due to his pants selection...
It’s the “only “ channel not advertised about
i just donated in the charity organisation called onlyfans that girls are so poor that they cant afford clothes
@@uhhewsrgopihwsrpoihiyfvcud5616 that sounds like the right thing to do.
It’s called “Thiccc Ranch” aha
Well how else is Matt affording his collection with mare not knowing.
Matt: “Everyone loves gear reviews”
Donut: *rolls eyes* “didn’t even fill it with mayonnaise”
Well said my bröther
I was waiting for that one
I still use the glockamoly recipe
Ah I see you are a man of culture as well
Best intro yet!
Okay this is my new favorite intro
The only reason for having a bulletproof wallet is to brag about having a bulletproof wallet
HEY GUYS!!!! I HAVE A TINY DING DONG, LOOK AT MY COOL NEW WALLET!!! NO BULLET CAN PENETRATE THIS BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW EVERY SHOOTER IS GONNA AIM FOR THE WALLET FIRST, DESTROYING THE MONEY THEY COULD LOOT!!!
@@sirsnausages2164 Making jokes about people having a tiny ding dong often goes hand in hand with having a tiny ding dong.
@@jointhecommunistpartywegot9415 cries in tiny dingdong
nm the fact that im gonna try to buy one for bragging purposes after i finish watching
@@jointhecommunistpartywegot9415 coming from the guy whose username seems to advocate for communism. Okay then...
From my experience, it seems that those who argue that resources be distributed that way because it's "more fair" instead of based on merit are doing so because they lack the work ethic to gain those resources through work.
"I have a tiny bulletproof shield exactly the size of a bullet somewhere on my body."
-Adam West, Family Guy
That wouldn't do anything man, that would make the shield go through with the force of a bullet.
@@thelegacyshow4248 let the mayor dream rip Mr. West
I would simply use a bigger bullet
Stratego?! I have Stratego?! Who's for Stratego?
@@thelegacyshow4248 chill, its family guy its a joke
Intro was amazing
I don't know why this showed up on my feed...but I'm glad it did. I laughed out loud at the intro. Comic genius. Lol. And cool gun-type shooting shit too!
“His butt are the wallet” takes Prison wallet to a whole new level
Well, no, to a whole same level
@@TNoStone "We shoved a wallet in your wallet so that you can smuggle stuff while you smuggle stuff"
With the wallet shoved in that deep, he's ready for prison, they'll never find it...
This was one of the funniest intros I have ever seen!
The intros just get better and better
" it's like delivering a calf."
Would have been brilliant if the wallet was leather 😂
Next episode also features Dr Pol
@@zot8218 Big LOL
"His butt swallowed the wallet" Well thats one way to keep your money safe 😂
That's what you call a prison wallet😜 the weird thing is Matt was all to happy to make a withdraw 😂
When he said that I laughed hysterically. I needed that today.
His wallet is in his prison wallet.
Kept my lighter weed and cellphone safe for 2 years in the penitentiary.
@@northeastslingshot1664 Gives a whole new meaning to shitty weed 😂. Hahaha sorry I had to
The ninja throw of the wallet in intro was epic!
Mat haces 👍 exelentes videos saludos maestro 👍👏 siempre los miro y espero algun dia tirar contigo en tu rancho saludos de Nuevo y vendiciones para ti y tu hermosa familia saludos de Luis saldivar de Brownsville TX 👍👍👏👌👌🤟👍👍
This is a “don’t tell Mer” video. She doesn’t need to know how much Matt liked giving it to this man in the butt! 😂
“Why do you have 2 wallets?”
“Because i have 2 butt cheecks duh”
Love the intro
Next thing we know, “testing a bullet proof bullet, can it stop itself?”
Reversed hollow point 😆
Going so fast, it stopped itself... bulletproof
how many of X caliber does it take to stop a fifty would be a cool video
it had morals
"Everybody loves gear reviews"
* Distant shouting from Donut Operator *
I HATE GEAR REVIEWS!!!!!!
Hahahaha 😁
You should stick it in a big piece of meat
How many hook- I mean special friends can fit in the wallet
I was thinking the same thing 😂
That transition with the wallet in the intro was so good
Demolition ranch + Mythbusters= epic video
Somebody was doing some lateral thinking to utilize their waste offcuts.
Waste not want not :)
“It pushed the wallet into his butt”
Got me laughing for a half hour straight
good weed or...?
I have never laughed more than 1 minute and I am severaly disappointed in myself for not
.... half hour?
Your Intros are always so cool lmao
I literally thumbed up just for the intro 😂 needed a good laugh.
His intros are better than jake Paul’s entire career
A child streaming, and playing fortnite for the first time is better than jake Paul.
@Lord And Savior Let not get crazy
@Lord And Savior ok to far, a regular tik tok video though......
@Marek Pokuta lol a jack paul fan
@@alphaghost5909 he meant stop judging lord and savior and continue insulting jake Paul
"SO, if someone is chasing you, with a sniper rifle... and you got 8 bullet proof wallets, you're probably good"😂👏👏
Just someone dump truck of a back pocket 😂 that’d be a hilarious chase
If a random dude with a 50 cal tries to kill u via shooting u in the butt and u have 8 wallets then.......
U would still die
there gonna shoot you somewhere else
@@damn8648 no
Matt,that has GOT to be the funniest intro I've ever, ever seen. Too funny
2 things about the intro
1. amazing editing
2. ow many slide pulls
“His butt ate the wallet.”
Does that make it a prison wallet?
*is
Bruh
@@usalty6010 what
🤣🤣🤣
Prison wallet = foreskin.
"his butt swallowed the wallet" well, now its a prison wallet
Hahaha
Wait you use a usual wallet?
@@fish3748 did i say i used one
Lmao
@@alexbibby9641 I think I gave you a dollar can I just reach up in there and grab it
You have the best intros on RUclips
Lmao that was such a good mash cut in the intro. Well done editor/Cameraman
6:54 wise words from a wise man
When the wallet got shot into his butt I just thought to myself “prison wallet”
Probably got shot by a *magnum*
Matt - that was a hilarious intro
This whole video is comedy gold.
Nobody:
Premier Armor: Premier, we've gotch yo a**!
🤣🤣🤣
Ahh it’s half a$$ed, next thing butt pad panties for the ladies.