200lbs of Slime vs 50cal!!!
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
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Matt's intros are getting so in depth that in a few years it'll be the whole video with a bit of shooting at the end.
It’ll be a Netflix original before we know it
Yeah and it’s too long….get to the content I came to see. His video before this one was 4 minutes and 30 or so seconds. I usually skip the intro and his skit.
I bet a full story intro with a “welcome to demolitia! Today, we’re shooting at a ... . 1 shot of .50 cal later : thaaaaank you all 😂
@@Some0ne001 why the intros are great. Lmao just complaining for no reason
@@Some0ne001 you can keep skipping forward, I’ll take the intros
don't kink shame me
wait what
It all makes sense now
It's okay, you're valid
👃🧪👨🏻🦰
@@riptidejoyride2373 did you mean it all makes scents now
It took me so long to find out where all of the “bald woman” comments were coming from 😂😂😂
Where?
It do be like that sometimes, but then again, are you surprised, m’lady?
No idea what you're talking about, ma'am.
Excuse me M'lady, you are the best female shooter I've ever seen... And if you don't mind me asking, how did you end up bald?
This needs to be pined
Alternate title: Texas man plays with slime for the first time.
Ouch
L.o
Fill those giant "lego" blocks with slime. For science you know
That would be awesome!!!
Yes for science we need to now what would happen
i second this!!!
Hecks yeah, build em upside down so it doesn't leak out.
Fill the giant legos with concrete ?
That Slime ASMR bit is so cursed lmao, gotta love Matt's shenanigans
After that final sliming in his bed, I was laughing so hard I was in tears, LOL 😂🤣😭😭
Is shenanigans a place in florida
He was channeling Bob Ross pretty hard there lol.
169th like right here
I was completely expecting him to fire off a round a few seconds into his asmr bit...
"So calming and relaxing... BANG!"
I have been watching this channel for about 6 years and the intros havent dissapointed me
“We’re gonna have Slime out on this range forever.”
So… We’re just not gonna talk about the obsidian video, huh?
Or the ranch lol
@@matbmorr that’s why it’s called Hidden Valley Ranch ;p no one knows it’s out there~ …except the millions of people who watched >.>
After losing all his firearms in that tragic boating accident, he's certainly replenished his arsenal in a timely fashion.
They were covered by his insurance
A professional can aquire any weapon from anywhere. It's a matter of "when" rather than "if"._
A slimely fashion
I heard he lost all those too, right after the video was finished
*visible confusion*
Most viewers: Cmon Matt, back to the guns
Intelligent viewers: wow, look at the way this slime behaves.
Me: throw the mannequin more
exactly
The mannequin throw was hilarious. I was cracking up!
Me: bring back Creepy Cooter!
all of this
*YEET!*
Imagine being a demo kid….like wow dad came home with buckets of slime!!! “No kids you can’t play with those dad is shooting them”
Lol, I'm sure he let them play with a couple if they wanted.
the real tragedy lol
Matt is the bigger kid ! Proves that men never grow up!
"Dad, can *I* shoot the slime..?
"Not on camera."
"Awwww..."
If he bought that much slime for the vidja and the kids knew about it, I'm sure he had them some also. Im sure when it comes to shooting this type of stuff, he already has in mind that the kids want some too. As a parent, your always thinkin bout stuff like that. "Well I can't get myself this Lego kit and not get one for the kids." Lol
“ this stuff is so nasty” Matt says then licks it at the end 😂😂😂😂
Lol he did
Lmao I was gonna say😂
Matt's like an overgrown 4yr old!! He might be bigger than a toddler, but he still puts everything in his mouth just like one... 😉
@@justindr.yaegertodd6220 yes
Dr. Lee has never been so happy that demo ranch moved!
BINGO!!!
🤣🤣🤣
3rd
it feels illlegal
@@sigmaslax r/woooosh
I’ve never seen anyone put so much effort into their intros
Effort and probably crack
@@cffrfgbfbfbf6941 There is no "probably" he is definitely on crack for these intros
@@noahleek3968 I was just bout to say that lmfao
I feel like Matt spends most his week cleaning up after his intros
Everyone loving the “new lady friend” constantly switching positions and flying around 😂
Matt in intro: *proceeds to dump slime on himself throughout the whole thing*
Also Matt: *gets tiny splash of slime after shooting round at bucket* “Ew that’s disgusting”
😂😂
“I wouldn’t cheap out on you guys” …Not like those off brand LEGOs…
dem legos were dogg water
If your Lego bends without making the CRICKCRICKCRICK of breaking hardened plastic, it's off-brand Lego.
Yeah wtf he needs to do that over again lmao with the small ones. They’ll stop much more
@@favelakingpin1207 agreed but they’d also be harder to clean up I beg
@@sensasian805 hmm I
Suppose he can build an enclosure?
“How do I get the 11 year old kids and the 40 year old gun lovers to watch?” Matt: “I got just the thing.”
How do you get kid into guns? This.
He's got the 8-12 year old demographic
Demo: “I like our little lady friend over there, she’s fun.” 😂😂
Demo: A giant chunk of slime hit me in the face…
Kentucky Ballistics: child, please
To soon, to soon
@@isaack1279 no
I was expecting a "that's what she said" comment.
I thought he was ordering a child from matt like mcnuggets
Then I realized I was dumb
O.O
Love how most of the video was watching Matt be a kid.. more than he already is. Love all your videos
“Where the slime is slippery and the questions don’t make sense” that’s just what I call my girlfriend
@@connormahoney2070 congratulations
Connor shut up spam boy.
😉 heck yeah bro
Y’all need Jeasus
Most women really
Matt: Films an intro where he dumps slime on himself several times.
Also Matt: Ahhh don’t rain that on me, thats disgusting.
The slime he dumps on himself looks like green oatmeal
I don’t know how the intros keep on getting more weird and crazy even after all the other crazy intros.
love it. haha
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get vi*ws on my hilarious v*deos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear iri
@@AxxLAfriku What?
Matt: We're never going to get this slime out if the range.
Also Matt: *Throws slime at every tree in sight*
No trees were harmed in this video !
Imagine archeologists finding the ranch and trying to explain wtf happen there…
Bro all they gonna find is shells of every caliber known to man kind..... and demos fossilized body
This was the funniest video i think I've watched of all!
Next video: "Will a Hipoint still fire after swimming in Nickelodeon Slime?!"
Don't give him ideas lmao
Spoiler. It will.
@@VO_Bot fr I don’t wanna see another hi point 🤢
“Did not expect it to bust that much” -Matt
Matt is pretty sus
😂 😂 😂 Was gonna quote this too lol
Matt shortly before Mere told him she was pregnant for the first time.
@@tyrannicpuppy 5:44 is what Matt said shortly after mere told him
@@secularsam7678 😭
“Eww, This stuff is so nasty. How will I ever get it off my hands?”
Proceeds to touch it every chance he gets… 🤦♂️😂
Dammit matt control yourself! 😂
It's not real science unless matt puts his hand in it..lol
and also licks the slime off his fingers at one point xd @06:12 ish
Duh... how much did you spend on a rainwater catch system to have wash water at the HQ??? And there ain't been no lack of rain here in Tejas!!!
I love how Matt proves that growing up is truly overrated.🤣
FACT…..
This guy puts more effort into the intros than most RUclipsr’s do the entire video!
“We’re going to touch this sparingly” proceeds to fondle it for a half hour every shot😂
Everyone: flaunts Bitcoin and AMC
Demo Matt: shoots hollows at some metal targets
Checkmate
Would be a bigger flex shooting plywood haha
you know I cant express my self enough on how much I love this channel and videos you make Matt. So glad u hit 10m subs
"The blue slime is running over the blue slime"
Every 60 Seconds in Africa a Minute Passes
The EPA starts breathing heavy every time they watch demolition ranch
I wonder if the EPA and the dog shooters and child burners over at the ATF (AFT?) watch these videos together
@@MichiBuck12 they’re probably pulling a toobin fantasizing about the guns they can take.
So glad Matt shouted his way out of that ASMR segment, it was weirding me out..hahah
15:25
This is the actual ASMR segment
Matt keeps getting better every damn day lol!
Loved the new girl there, she loves to fly around haha
Awesome vid as always!
Boss: why are you late every Wednesday morning?
Me: don’t tell mere
Boss: Understandable, have a nice day
35 years old, and those farts still got me laughing.. i'll never learn
I'm 50 years old and still laugh at fart noises that was the best bit of the vid ......lol
Brrrrroooooo, I'm 49 and I giggled like a little school girl when he did those fart noises.
I think it a law, when people fart or make fart noises you have to laugh or you go directly to jail.
🤣🤣
@@martinboyd3672 100% agree with you. 😂😂
54 and laughed my ass off. But, my 5 year old grand daughter Has farting slime ALL the time.
I can imagine Addie's side eye when she sees her dad playing with slime by himself in his office and making fart noises. Lol
This has gone further than ballistics testing, it’s art dude, art.
“Wow, didn’t expect it to bust that much”
Matt 2021
“The blue slime is running over the blue slime.” Snozberries taste like snozberries.
🤣🤣 great movie
You boy's like Mexico?
@@matthewdon9565 FARVA!
So I wasn’t the only one that caught that
@@JohnDoe-nz6bk I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, Shenanigans.
“Mom what is that man doing over there?”
“Clap, clap, clap”
“Ohh nooo, it’s the slime soul snatcher somebody call the police”
Okay?
@@alldifferentaspects 😐
@@ncrtrooper5442 😑
I would like it but it's at 69 likes
@@alldifferentaspects you're an enemy of the NCR. Surrender peacefully
The first demo vid I can watch with my daughter!
Also, range must have looked like a my little pony murder scene
😏
😏
Or the scene of an MPL orgy...
I think you'd seen a little too many My Little Pony sing on you know
Guess that is where Cupcakes was filmed. (a Grimdark edgelord MLP fanfic. )
The dedication to making the best intros is amazing 🤣 this man deliberately pours slime on himself and his bed for a 2min skit i love it
That wasn't his bed, that was the guest bedroom bed.
@@Crazyfayze still a bed he has to clean
@@ililiililliliill9498 nah, just throw the whole bed away. Buy new one. 😂
@@ililiililliliill9498 there is no getting slime off that bed im pretty sure stains
@@262DumbshiMafia very much possible
I like how he said “this is so nasty” and then gently licked his finger
just about to say that lol.
14:42 idk why this made me laugh so much
Nobody's talking about the random mannequin throws, it was hilarious
Yep, I just posted that... hope that it becomes a new thing on Demo Ranch.
@@2020Max1 they need to just subject that thing to random stuff lol
Or how it ends up upside down when he fires the 50
@@jacobburkholder3202 She had hairy crack up.
Matt “I like my trees and don’t want to cut one down”
Also Matt “imma cover this tree in slime”
"Protective layer"
“Didn’t expect to bust that much”
Story of my life, Matt
His smirk at the end, you can tell he’s doing what he loves
Only on Demolition Ranch would we ask the question: "Is lead denser than slime?"
True
*SienceRanch
@@Malusdarkblades11 SiEcNeRaNcH
@@henryweiss64 sienseranch
Can't wait till donut, Kentucky, and Brandon see this
Donut needs to put slime in a backpack
@@magking1971 seconded
I wanna see and hear that.
Yessssss I cant wait to watch matt get covered lol
thats hot
sus
Lol
Whoa calm down
I feel like there should of been a “no homo” disclaimer after this
Man... I joined the army was without RUclips for a couple months and boom... theres enough new demo vids out for me to binge
asking matt to get a 20mm rifle, day 5
Yes please
How bout a punt gun?
Or a 2 bore
Nitro mag express.....
Do it
"that bullet is expensive"
"Dang it, it went high... I'll have to shoot again"
F for respect
F
That's how I feel for the 375 cheytac
You know its a good demo ranch vid when Matt says "this is a mistake" while making the video
These intros never get old
Me: I think Matt is running out of ideas.
Also me: oooh, A new Demo Ranch video!
Just a grown man playing with slime and making fart noises. This is content ladies and gentlemen
The best kind. Fun and honest.
Agreed
“I like our new lady friend over there, she’s fun.”
-Matt
I love that before the Outro she just goes flying
remember, dont tell Mere.
shes a party gal, comes flyin in at any time unexpected! LOL
@@Davidautofull yes mere definitely cannot know about this one.
i love how he messes up his stuff to make us laugh he really goes all out
When he hits 15 mil. He's gonna look like a bodybuilder
At 20 mil he might look like Kentucky ballistics then 🤣
@@Complete.cyclepath oh snap!
@@Complete.cyclepath I hope he doesn’t have a hole in his neck
"You guys know I wouldn't cheap out on you"
> Buys cheap kids' "Lego" bricks that are not nearly as dense as regular Legos.
Editor.. we need a “This is a mistake counter.” 😂😂 it’s in almost every video
We need that on a shirt.
That and, "ouch....that's hot"
Hilarious
@@jonny555ive those would be awesome
@@assorted_weapon3560
Right ?
I'd buy one of both, hahaha
@@jonny555ive absolutely
demolition ranch is the most American channel on RUclips
I love how the mannequin will occasionally fly across the screen
I started wondering how many videos have a second person off camera once I saw it go flying.
"She's fun"
And there is just no reaction
“We’re gonna touch it sparingly” *looks at woman mannequin* … “the slime”
Bro I was reading this comment soon as Matt said it 😂😂😂
Proceeds to fondle the slime after every shot and make fart noises
Don't tell Mere.
As always, I'm never disappointed with the content you put out! Great job Matt! You definitely keep your audience captivated with your shenanigans!
Nothing is ever gonna grow where Matt films these videos
I like the manikin being thrown through the shots and Matt not reacting. So random and so funny.
I just want to take a moment to appreciate the ridiculous amount of work that went into that intro.
Sometimes Matt's intros are worth a whole video all by itself
Congrats on 10 mili favs dude. Thanks for all your hard work and entertainment you bring into your videos. You made me laugh my ass off your awesome brother ty.
"this was a mistake." I've never identified with any RUclipsr more.
When Matt puts 4 fingers into a farming bucket: Don't tell Mere
*deletes comment*
Send me the rest of it
We all know what he's going to do with that female mannequin and the left over slime.
Don't tell Mere.
"This is so nasty" and then licks it.
my ex
@@hibahprice6887 😂😂😂
Well matt on the bright side the slime was probably better than the ranch dressing 😂
Oooh the intros back 🔥🔥🔥
I know. I think I got a little too excited about that myself.
Now this is the type of weird crap I signed up for :^)
Lol
The sacrifices he makes to produce the intros I respect it
Hi Matt, I love your channel and all the content you make especially because we can’t do half the stuff you can here in England. I’ve always wanted to see some test if home made silencers made of of drinks bottles, oil filters etc really work like in the film “shooter”. Keep up the good stuff from good ol Blighty.
"We're gonna touch the slime sparingly"
Proceeds to touch it almost constantly
Everyone: Matt's so funny 😂
Me dying every time the camera man yeets the mannequin into the shot: 🤣
That last one was wonderful. About had me on the ground.
I imagine Matt going to the same store every time, buying all these stuff. And the cashier is like „oh no. Not that guy again…“
13:57 is premium Demo Ranch footage.
Everyone: we really want to see all your guns!
Matt: I sold all my guns except for the gold Barrett and my safes are filled with Nickelodeon slime.
Damn Matts range is gunna be a superfund site till his channel is done.
The amount of mess and inconvenience you caused for yourself for that intro is absolutely absurd. That's some dedication.... for better or worse.
This channel has one of the best outros ever!
This would be a great hands-on lesson in fluid dynamics for a high school science class.
as a animal doctor, you'd think he'd have an abundance of disposable gloves to use for situations like this
As an animal doctor, you'd think he had enough of sticking his hands in goop.
I read this as "ambulance or disposable gloves" and I was like one of these things is not like the other
“This is so nasty” *licks finger that he used to touch slime*
It's edible
@@danielburke911 still kinda gross
@@danielburke911 anything is edible if your brave/dumb enough lol
@@_r.t- But some things only once, that's how we learned what we can and can't eat.
@@LordDragox412 Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable, but that's called cannibalism my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Matt I just learned that you are a veterinarian, mucho respect brother