This Gun Company is Straight Up Stealing... But I'm Not Mad About it

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024

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  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 года назад +7826

    Demolition Ranch is the most American channel on RUclips

    • @XessiveGamer
      @XessiveGamer 3 года назад +125

      I literally see you everywhere

    • @joshuagibson2520
      @joshuagibson2520 3 года назад +132

      No. He won't even say a word about 2A, even though it's given him everything he has.

    • @sewerfish6029
      @sewerfish6029 3 года назад +17

      Monke?

    • @butternutbestboy1251
      @butternutbestboy1251 3 года назад +20

      What about dragon man

    • @danlucas213
      @danlucas213 3 года назад +109

      HIckok45 is the most American youtuber

  • @remcovanvliet3018
    @remcovanvliet3018 3 года назад +779

    Matt... We've been over this... More than once! The ketamin is for the horses, not for the vet.

    • @Andrew-on5do
      @Andrew-on5do 3 года назад +26

      I’d jump into the k hole with Matt.

    • @r.m.cortez8178
      @r.m.cortez8178 3 года назад +5

      Funny cause vets have been given K.

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 3 года назад +8

      And the Yodas.

    • @victorpapaavp
      @victorpapaavp 3 года назад +2

      @@r.m.cortez8178 XD The VA gives the best drugs, lol

    • @XycoTV
      @XycoTV 3 года назад +6

      Actually is Ketamin also used in depression therapy

  • @lucasreinig8492
    @lucasreinig8492 3 года назад +709

    The best Intro in the history of intros 😂😂😂😂 “he hasn’t taken a puff mannnn!!

  • @luccaburaglia9094
    @luccaburaglia9094 3 года назад +396

    "Hippie Matt doesn't exist, he can't hurt you"
    hippie Matt: 0:07

    • @EdisonDiesel
      @EdisonDiesel 3 года назад +8

      Apparently he does exist but I don't think he'd hurt you

    • @the_race1987
      @the_race1987 3 года назад +6

      @@EdisonDiesel definitely just wants to vibe on your "property"

    • @LIFEAINTNOTHIN
      @LIFEAINTNOTHIN 2 года назад

      Why make the intro like that especially when someone that is always high watches it its kinda funny lmao

  • @RG-di8ni
    @RG-di8ni 3 года назад +771

    I think these intros are Matt's way of showing his split personalities.

    • @TheWebstaff
      @TheWebstaff 3 года назад +39

      Matt has 23 distinct personalities..
      All of them love guns..
      That's why he has so many..

    • @davidhendricks8699
      @davidhendricks8699 3 года назад +1

      Hey Matt

    • @cliffjones7657
      @cliffjones7657 3 года назад +2

      @@TheWebstaff and three of em Live for Mary...

    • @bootythunder3312
      @bootythunder3312 3 года назад

      @@TheWebstaff i wonder if any of those 23 personalities enjoy listening to cleph titled

    • @undrabrown7408
      @undrabrown7408 3 года назад

      I knew someone would say it before me

  • @letsplaybarrysmod5815
    @letsplaybarrysmod5815 3 года назад +1581

    Matt's intros are getting out of his hands. They get crazier and weirder every day 😂 but I still love em.

    • @TheElitekruemel
      @TheElitekruemel 3 года назад +18

      he cant go back, and since he has to improve with every scatch, they gonna get longer and longer

    • @bennewton6794
      @bennewton6794 3 года назад +8

      They do 😂 but hey they are Atleast funny and interesting

    • @Rand2k1
      @Rand2k1 3 года назад +52

      Its all part of Matt’s plan to transition to a sketch comedy channel without anyone noticing.

    • @the_rewster4120
      @the_rewster4120 3 года назад +7

      You mean they get better everyday

    • @sudilos1172
      @sudilos1172 3 года назад +4

      It's like the church concerts before the sermons begin

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 3 года назад +795

    LMFAO, "that wasnt us bro, I think your tables on fire."

    • @linvagod7801
      @linvagod7801 3 года назад +9

      peepee poopoo

    • @londonjohn5074
      @londonjohn5074 3 года назад +5

      Are you liked subbed to every channel on RUclips ever because I see comment on every vid I watch…..

    • @revoltingslob4678
      @revoltingslob4678 3 года назад +5

      @@londonjohn5074 Nah he is just one of those fad comment channels, started with Justin Y. and then i didn't bother to remember the ones that came after, eventually people will resent then forget.

    • @blackdiamonds853
      @blackdiamonds853 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @MichaelMunro
      @MichaelMunro 3 года назад +1

      Matt: *laughs in property owner*

  • @zippytechnologies
    @zippytechnologies 3 года назад +242

    Kids "Why is Daddy shooting my toys?" Mom: "Safety testing..."

    • @juliolp95
      @juliolp95 3 года назад +3

      "It's Puff Daddy!"

    • @baddierater8214
      @baddierater8214 3 года назад +1

      this has negative connotations

    • @zippytechnologies
      @zippytechnologies 3 года назад +3

      @@baddierater8214 get a life... stop trolling cool vids

  • @codylindeman9783
    @codylindeman9783 3 года назад +668

    Demo Ranch: “Might as well empty this mag”
    Me: *cries in poor*

    • @oddlygamers
      @oddlygamers 3 года назад +32

      *agrees in poor*

    • @JoeGarofaloII
      @JoeGarofaloII 3 года назад +12

      Actually ammo has been going down a decent amount lately thankfully

    • @dracul1986
      @dracul1986 3 года назад +13

      Agrees in gun free country

    • @Ziasudra696
      @Ziasudra696 3 года назад +7

      Wishing I could even find 5.7 for my 57

    • @Ziasudra696
      @Ziasudra696 3 года назад +5

      @@JoeGarofaloII yeah but paying 4x the price is tough to swallow. Plus every time someone pays the crazy prices it just reinforces those prices.

  • @ts7469
    @ts7469 3 года назад +381

    Therapist: Hippy Matt can’t hurt you, he isn’t real.
    Hippy Matt: 0:05

    • @onewhohunts1550
      @onewhohunts1550 3 года назад +10

      Why do I always read the word therapist like that.... ugh...

    • @tidezie
      @tidezie 3 года назад +8

      @@onewhohunts1550 I ain’t gonna see therapist the same anymore ngl😂

    • @swirlingabyss
      @swirlingabyss 3 года назад +10

      @@onewhohunts1550 I'm both an analyst and a therapist. I'm the first analrapist.

    • @jannettaktibbs7268
      @jannettaktibbs7268 3 года назад +2

      I can't stop laughing!!! 😁

    • @CosmicG777
      @CosmicG777 3 года назад +2

      @@swirlingabyss I loved that joke in Arrested Development.

  • @capp00
    @capp00 3 года назад +1864

    Back in the 90's, this stuff was called "Floam" and Nickelodeon pushed it along with their slime.

    • @potatosordfighter666
      @potatosordfighter666 3 года назад +15

      I don’t think the floam will make much difference compared to this like knockoff kinetic sand compared to the original.

    • @trippiebutters
      @trippiebutters 3 года назад +16

      it was called that back in the 2020s too.

    • @trippiebutters
      @trippiebutters 3 года назад +6

      aka its still called that

    • @tenibrosity3425
      @tenibrosity3425 3 года назад +48

      @@potatosordfighter666 OG’s remember who started it all....moon sand

    • @davesnothere2782
      @davesnothere2782 3 года назад +2

      o ya!

  • @bigpoppa7061
    @bigpoppa7061 3 года назад +232

    I want an animated series of all the characters Matt has created all to be in the same place at once.

    • @baddierater8214
      @baddierater8214 3 года назад +7

      mannequins and matt with different clothes

    • @dingosguides6666
      @dingosguides6666 2 года назад +6

      Netflix pitch! Think of the hijinks
      ...today on demolition ranch, can we nuke antartica?

    • @quveks6621
      @quveks6621 2 года назад +2

      battle royale

    • @DC-ez8ts
      @DC-ez8ts 2 года назад +1

      You want agent smith from the matrix a la demolition ranch

    • @sanctionedmeat8578
      @sanctionedmeat8578 2 года назад

      @@dingosguides6666 today on demolition ranch, we're gonna warm the poles!

  • @mr.bombastic413
    @mr.bombastic413 3 года назад +123

    That intro was awesome. But “Gun addicts anonymous” will always hold a special place in my heart

    • @randybeaulieu8158
      @randybeaulieu8158 3 года назад +1

      The greatest intro he ever made. He must continue the series.

    • @Bmike5117
      @Bmike5117 3 года назад

      What video is that

    • @tunigkhan4942
      @tunigkhan4942 3 года назад

      Do you remember which video was it?

    • @matthewjohnson4589
      @matthewjohnson4589 3 года назад

      @@tunigkhan4942 ruclips.net/video/rMS5-4Q4jNM/видео.html

  • @ihatenjoi
    @ihatenjoi 3 года назад +506

    >sitting in rotation
    “It’s not peer pressure, it’s just your turn”

    • @Ethan-vp8tr
      @Ethan-vp8tr 3 года назад +18

      Rule No. 1 of the rotation is if you don’t want to smoke sit back like 3 feet no self respecting stoner is gonna get up to pass the joint

    • @Ethan-vp8tr
      @Ethan-vp8tr 3 года назад +3

      @Bernardo Andrade Picorelli no you sit a few feet back. Don’t sit/stand in the circle if you aren’t tryna smoke thats stoner law

    • @mr.davemaeen8136
      @mr.davemaeen8136 2 года назад +2

      @@Ethan-vp8tr nah I'm tryna stay warm at the fire yall can sit together 🖕

    • @smokagaming491
      @smokagaming491 2 года назад +1

      @@Ethan-vp8tr Unfortunately up in the north, a lot of our stoners are working on their cars or cutting wood or shit while smoking, so you DO gotta get up and pass em the joint xD

    • @morpheusgreene2704
      @morpheusgreene2704 2 года назад +1

      @@smokagaming491 no stoner should be lazy, weed should help you work harder and be more creative

  • @thestonesaver6345
    @thestonesaver6345 3 года назад +436

    Everyone: “No way Matt will ever top that last intro.”
    Matt: “Hold my puffs.”

  • @dennisbryan7522
    @dennisbryan7522 3 года назад +212

    Imagine if the intros was Matt's real life and every day a really random event happened

    • @Semiba
      @Semiba Год назад

      He's really a schizophrenic...

  • @seamusevans6800
    @seamusevans6800 3 года назад +141

    "that wasn't us bro, I think the tables on fire" can relate

    • @chadhunter6250
      @chadhunter6250 3 года назад +1

      Happens to the best of us

    • @tonydavila2606
      @tonydavila2606 3 года назад +1

      Plastic ash catcher? Or was that just me 😅

    • @kyleranderson5557
      @kyleranderson5557 3 года назад

      Long story short. Smoke sesh, friend started on fire, went to hospital and when we got back the table and floor was still burining. Don’t play with rubbing alcohol kids

  • @vancesipma4415
    @vancesipma4415 3 года назад +511

    It wouldn't be a complete video unless Matt says, "Oh, that's warm". And he seems to be surprised every time haha

    • @ChaosCabbage493
      @ChaosCabbage493 3 года назад +2

      lol so true

    • @jaggns5774
      @jaggns5774 3 года назад +3

      or the "ouch ouch ouch, that's hot." [...] "woow, that's really hot"

  • @seannylong7881
    @seannylong7881 3 года назад +483

    That intro… Kyle is probably shaking his head thinking, “Careful. They’ll get you too”.

    • @bitchmidlevel
      @bitchmidlevel 3 года назад +16

      Fpsrussia has a podcast explaining how it all went down
      Edit: or appears on a podcast

    • @abnerneves
      @abnerneves 3 года назад +1

      @@bitchmidlevel which one?

    • @Decoda.
      @Decoda. 3 года назад +4

      @@abnerneves look up fpsrussia story or fpsrussia podcast it's the first one to pop up

    • @jacklazzaretto4538
      @jacklazzaretto4538 3 года назад +10

      The pod cast is called PKA he’s one of the hosts

    • @aidanbrewer9859
      @aidanbrewer9859 3 года назад +9

      This is an incredibly underrated comment lol

  • @sofloflow
    @sofloflow 3 года назад +176

    "Welcome to ASMR Ranch" "OK LETS SHOOT SOME GUNS THO" 😂😂🤣

    • @Matty_Joe
      @Matty_Joe 3 года назад +4

      My asmr is guns.

    • @mrDfly1
      @mrDfly1 3 года назад +1

      I didn’t get this. What is ASMR

    • @sofloflow
      @sofloflow 3 года назад +2

      @@mrDfly1 its very hard to explain... there are certain videos where people perform certain actions & typically use high fidelity audio to capture the sounds that the actions produce in a certain way. These sounds, when listened to with headphones, can cause some people to feel "tingles" (akin to the feeling of a massage or a very minor electric shock) & help them relax.

    • @jimmyjames1179
      @jimmyjames1179 3 года назад

      What's ASMR?

    • @Jaster832
      @Jaster832 3 года назад +2

      @@jimmyjames1179 It's a scam for scantily clad cam girls to get around the TOS of Twitch.

  • @beautyofthebonfire
    @beautyofthebonfire 3 года назад +358

    Matt was like:
    “Thanks everyone for watching this has been improvisation ranch” 😂

  • @GlenBradley
    @GlenBradley 3 года назад +306

    "Nobody's gonna watch this..."
    well over half a million views in like 20 hours. lol

    • @1997streetsaint
      @1997streetsaint 3 года назад +2

      This is the comment I was looking for!

    • @corva5056
      @corva5056 3 года назад +2

      Over 1 million in a bit over 24 hours

    • @GlenBradley
      @GlenBradley 3 года назад

      @ANGSTY CAT um. I don't know how to answer that. Technically it is neither, it is a simple observation. In context, I assume it would be taken as a compliment, because he's getting way more views than he expected, which is a good thing, because we like Demolition Ranch.

  • @patrickblock2477
    @patrickblock2477 3 года назад +193

    Dollar store sees Matt coming, "we're going to sell something out!"

  • @Garbear777
    @Garbear777 3 года назад +8

    "That wasn't us bro, I think ur table is on fire"!!! 🤣😂 besttt intro I've ever seen!!!

  • @Squirleypoo
    @Squirleypoo 3 года назад +197

    5 years ago: Let's see what shooting nails out of a shotgun will do.
    Now: Fk it, let's shoot cheese.

  • @crankyyankee2475
    @crankyyankee2475 3 года назад +312

    "How was your day, dear?"
    "I buried the muzzle of my Barrett in playfoam and shot it"
    "That's nice,dear, the trash needs to go out.'"

    • @jamescole6846
      @jamescole6846 3 года назад +2

      I would not doubt for second that's is exactly how it is there in the household with Matt and Mere

  • @Ben_R.
    @Ben_R. 3 года назад +293

    See I thought I was used to the weird intros but turns out I was wrong lol

    • @benrogers.1
      @benrogers.1 3 года назад +3

      Ben R 😲

    • @laragingpiggeon3687
      @laragingpiggeon3687 3 года назад +2

      Go pack go

    • @bobsagget305
      @bobsagget305 3 года назад +2

      go pack go!

    • @bobsagget305
      @bobsagget305 3 года назад +2

      Packers Packers Packers Packers Packers Packers Packers Packers Packers
      Aaron Rodgers Packers Packers Packers Davante Adams Packers Packers Football Packers Super Bowl Packers!! Fugk brett favre tho !!!

    • @bobsagget305
      @bobsagget305 3 года назад +1

      BRRETTTTTTT
      FFFFFFFEEEEEEERRRRRVVVVEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @LgWilly744
    @LgWilly744 3 года назад +28

    Stoner hippie Matt, stroking his foot had me dying lol

  • @GSXRTPA
    @GSXRTPA 3 года назад +88

    I feel like we've just been watching Matt slowly devolve into madness for the last ten years.

    • @DRUKENHOBO
      @DRUKENHOBO 3 года назад +2

      i feel its more a man living out every 12 year-olds dream. and personally i love it.

    • @carterkimes2860
      @carterkimes2860 2 года назад

      It all started with the shotput….

  • @Michael010298
    @Michael010298 3 года назад +138

    Matt, get a good Slow-Mo cam so that we could see all of those awesome bullet impacts and explosions! Vote up Demolitia for Matt to see! 😊

    • @yohojones
      @yohojones 3 года назад +4

      Agreed. The Ma Duce in super slow motion would have been epic!

    • @MrJsp87
      @MrJsp87 3 года назад

      I am on day two of this request haha

    • @Definitelynotyou90
      @Definitelynotyou90 3 года назад +1

      To me that kinda messes with the channel theme

    • @MrJsp87
      @MrJsp87 3 года назад +1

      @@Definitelynotyou90 I am not saying do everything in slow mo, but when he does certain stuff and shoots certain things it would be much nicer to watch with a real slow mo camera.

    • @Definitelynotyou90
      @Definitelynotyou90 3 года назад

      @@MrJsp87 I do think It would be cool to see some stuff in slow mo

  • @MrTexasDan
    @MrTexasDan 3 года назад +218

    "Might as well just empty this mag"
    1 second and $8 in ammo later ...

    • @dylanbones1926
      @dylanbones1926 3 года назад +12

      If you're talking about the 5.7 mag dump at the end, he fired 14 shots, which is closer to $18 in ammo ._.

    • @FlatfootJonesMusic
      @FlatfootJonesMusic 3 года назад +8

      $90 for a 50 rnd box at sportsmans in WA

    • @Shyid
      @Shyid 3 года назад +3

      what's with all these youtubers suddenly flexing with 5.7 mag dumps

    • @davidp4270
      @davidp4270 3 года назад +2

      In California a box of 5.7 cost 158$ for a box of 50 at my gunshop an a five seven hold 20 rounds in its factory mags

    • @davidp4270
      @davidp4270 3 года назад

      It's my ccw weapon so I gotta buy ammo for it 😔

  • @ramyramirez8054
    @ramyramirez8054 3 года назад +9

    i love how the video just delved into chaos and humor after the .22 went straight through the foam. at least you've got a sense of humor matt and that's why we always watch even if you think its a failed video

  • @johnmorgan1629
    @johnmorgan1629 3 года назад +142

    "Property is just a construct man... ... Well I constructed this building"

  • @caab0516
    @caab0516 3 года назад +321

    I just can not imagine how the people who never watched mat must feel after that intro

    • @DieselRamcharger
      @DieselRamcharger 3 года назад +11

      Exactly how we want them to feel.....

    • @gamingwithblaise3822
      @gamingwithblaise3822 3 года назад +6

      @@DieselRamcharger Yes young sheep, accept the confusion. All will be better after you stop questioning!

    • @BellybuttonGunk
      @BellybuttonGunk 3 года назад +2

      I'm new here. I'm a liberal, thought it was funny, your insinuation is partisan as fuck lol. Chill out bro, plenty of us lefties believe we should be able to own guns 🤙🏻

    • @bentbentsen4543
      @bentbentsen4543 3 года назад +2

      @@Corgi_fax ikr im smoking rn that intro almost killed me tho laughed so hard xD

    • @Legitstoner420
      @Legitstoner420 3 года назад

      I feel like I’ve said that about a bunch of his intros lol

  • @vive_le_fric1179
    @vive_le_fric1179 3 года назад +88

    Demo Ranch : Come for the guns, stay for the intros

  • @FireWaia
    @FireWaia 3 года назад +16

    "Well this didn't work at all... Let's just talk about guns and shoot some stuff anyways? ...yeah."
    Love it.

  • @outdooradventures6556
    @outdooradventures6556 3 года назад +160

    Mats kids “dad why does all the play foam and sand and play dough you get us have bullets in them”

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 3 года назад

      imagine now terrible for the environment ths foam is lol

    • @waggy401
      @waggy401 3 года назад

      Oh, they know.

    • @asn413
      @asn413 3 года назад

      um... for added nutrition?

  • @iamPauleyD
    @iamPauleyD 3 года назад +118

    "30 Seconds of silence while Fondling the Foam"
    Matt- "LETS GET THE BARRETT"🤣

  • @blitzer6858
    @blitzer6858 3 года назад +4

    This is one of my favorites now I love how it gets when it's just playing mode

  • @DanGoodShotHD
    @DanGoodShotHD 3 года назад +202

    Judging by that intro I'd say someone had fun in college. That was too good to be faked. Matt hittin' them greens. 😆

    • @generalilbis
      @generalilbis 3 года назад +16

      Matt has admitted on camera he kinda half-assed his studies at Texas A&M and had to do summer school to ensure he got his DVM degree on-time.
      So yeah...could have been a tad too generous with the devil's lettuce ;)

    • @timothy2935
      @timothy2935 3 года назад +4

      This may sound morbid but I wonder if his brother having cancer changed his outlook on weed . Just a thought but im from California idk what Texas is like 👍(as far as the laws regarding weed)

    • @generalilbis
      @generalilbis 3 года назад +5

      @@timothy2935 Eh...even if Texas is a lot stricter about Marijuana, Matt is Gen Y like me and weed is basically something that you do socially in high school and college. His parents also seem the right age range to have been young in the 70s, so I can see them at least trying it to know it wasn't their bag.
      Mark having cancer could have been something to make the Carriker clan think about the benefits of medicinal use of weed if it helped Mark with pain and nausea from any chemo drugs or painkillers. Though he had small kids during his treatment time, so I'm sure he did it outside in his workshop or elsewhere on his property. If he used medical weed.

    • @timothy2935
      @timothy2935 3 года назад +2

      @@generalilbis that was well said

    • @robertallison9653
      @robertallison9653 3 года назад

      Nailed it!

  • @tnwrangler4878
    @tnwrangler4878 3 года назад +196

    Matt:
    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

  • @theman4884
    @theman4884 3 года назад +132

    10,000 years from now an archeologist will be excavating what was once Demolition Range and his mind will be blown.

    • @atlanticsquib7232
      @atlanticsquib7232 3 года назад +11

      I’d imagine they have somebody clean the ranch cuz I never see piles of brass lying around

    • @jasongrim2027
      @jasongrim2027 3 года назад +11

      @@atlanticsquib7232 what about all the lead and copper from the bullets

    • @code-dredd
      @code-dredd 3 года назад +6

      Them thinking there was an epic battle in that piece of land 🤣

    • @joshuablair252
      @joshuablair252 3 года назад +5

      @@code-dredd theyll find a grave site of 80 hi points and assume a bunch of poor people were killed there

    • @marcusrobinson1778
      @marcusrobinson1778 3 года назад +3

      @@code-dredd here we have an old battle sights. We can tell it was last ditch battle by the way they built protection out of any and all materials. Including some known to us to cause cancer and other illness. Play-do a classic vintage kids toy was used to build a bunker.

  • @DiustheZ
    @DiustheZ 3 года назад +7

    The playfoam might have been a bust but your videos are amazing regardless, your energy and enthusiasm is second to none.

  • @liamtaylor9081
    @liamtaylor9081 3 года назад +204

    “You can shape it into whatever you want”
    Immediately shapes it into a phallic object..

    • @polackwizerd
      @polackwizerd 3 года назад +14

      Bro i was thinking the same thing... He's been hanging around donut and baddie too much..

    • @MortenErCrazy
      @MortenErCrazy 3 года назад +7

      humans thousands of years ago: "oog aag.. lol clay penis"

    • @GamingPigeon6942
      @GamingPigeon6942 3 года назад

      Nobody: people who use dank memer

    • @goodgenes0
      @goodgenes0 3 года назад +1

      @@GamingPigeon6942 the word "phallic" wasn't invented by a discord bot. stop making everything revolve around your discord gambling bot disguised as a meme bot

  • @bmazak3763
    @bmazak3763 3 года назад +53

    That intro looks like "that 70s show" round table;)
    BTW: Matt is very good actor.

    • @cjvoges6563
      @cjvoges6563 3 года назад

      This intro reminds me of a Cheech and Chong bit.....:-)

  • @george30198
    @george30198 3 года назад +162

    "Let's get the Barrett" I'd buy a shirt with that on it

  • @herschelschueler
    @herschelschueler 2 года назад +2

    This channel is what people should love about America. A grown-ass man on a playground for grown-ups showing responsible behavior and just never losing track of your curiosity and being good to others and those who can't help themselves (Vet Ranch), but don't tell Mere! You might slip up and tell her about Matt's new gun!

  • @robine5280
    @robine5280 3 года назад +51

    "Ooooor it could be there's a cinder block on this side" 😂

  • @kong3406
    @kong3406 3 года назад +66

    “ they call me puff daddy” lmao!!!!! The greatest thing I have ever heard you say on this channel 😂

    • @ronbaer67
      @ronbaer67 3 года назад +1

      not too long and he will change it to P diddy

    • @EasyBakinX
      @EasyBakinX 3 года назад

      Prove it bro 😂

  • @williamsvisualeffects1520
    @williamsvisualeffects1520 3 года назад +42

    HUGE thumbs up for Matt’s introductions😂😂 One day he’ll hear from Universal Studios.

  • @VodkaUSMC
    @VodkaUSMC 3 года назад +23

    Dude, your intros are creative as hell. Really impressive work. Looks like you put a lot of time and effort into them.

  • @yakbassing8588
    @yakbassing8588 3 года назад +39

    Well Matt, it’s okay the vid failed. That intro totally made up for it😂😂😂😂

  • @_marcos.dejesus_5617
    @_marcos.dejesus_5617 3 года назад +43

    That intro was the craziest and the best thing I’ve ever seen the intro would be the greatest movie of all time and it’s like 3 min

  • @Srfear
    @Srfear 3 года назад +117

    Matt: “Hey, I got some play foam for the kids.”
    Mere: “Gross. Do you know anything that about that stuff?”
    Matt: “I know it won’t stop a bullet.”
    Mere: “What?”
    Matt: “Nothing.”

    • @Shad0wBoxxer
      @Shad0wBoxxer 3 года назад

      dont tell mere

    • @kamrongregson420
      @kamrongregson420 3 года назад

      Underrated comment right here lmao

    • @AMoistEggroll
      @AMoistEggroll 3 года назад

      Bruh lmao

    • @MrCh0o
      @MrCh0o 3 года назад

      Matt: "it's lead-free, I promise >_>"

    • @Zankaroo
      @Zankaroo 3 года назад

      I actually always wondered that. How much of the left over kids toy targets do the kids actually get to play with? Lol.

  • @sgtsabotage367
    @sgtsabotage367 3 года назад +10

    Can always count on Matt to create this amazing entertainment

  • @unusmalzum
    @unusmalzum 3 года назад +66

    Sometimes I feel like this channel is a documentary of a gun loving man slowly losing his sanity.

    • @supersolidsnake641
      @supersolidsnake641 3 года назад

      Don’t think the sanity was ever there

    • @jannettaktibbs7268
      @jannettaktibbs7268 3 года назад

      Mere will use these vids some day in his competency hearing. No way he's coming home. They will put him in a rubber room.

  • @jimrustle643
    @jimrustle643 3 года назад +23

    This intro got me because I was doing what all the other Matt's were doing as I started this video 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍🏻👍🏻

  • @dantheman9395
    @dantheman9395 3 года назад +30

    A “fail” video from DemoRanch is still better than most non fail ones from others. Lol

  • @jeremiahshafer9885
    @jeremiahshafer9885 3 года назад +4

    honestly seeing the blast pattern of the 50 in the foam was pretty cool. Its like a way to mold air blasts.

  • @michaelclark2418
    @michaelclark2418 3 года назад +52

    The thing with it being a “failed video” they tend to be some of the funniest 😂

  • @perkyspewpews7302
    @perkyspewpews7302 3 года назад +141

    *demo ranch joking about doing ASMR videos*
    "dude, you've been ASMR for us for years...."

    • @camerondrew9402
      @camerondrew9402 3 года назад +8

      Every time the 50 slide racks... 🥰

    • @Strugglin.on.YouTube
      @Strugglin.on.YouTube 3 года назад +3

      **whispers** “peeewww”

    • @kriskay5020
      @kriskay5020 3 года назад +2

      2 hour compilation of gunfire would be nice

    • @wilomica
      @wilomica 3 года назад +1

      So an all suppressor video?

  • @Virginia-Range-Time
    @Virginia-Range-Time 3 года назад +34

    Intro reminds me of that 70s show. I was waiting for Red to walk in calling you “Dumbass”

    • @EasyBakinX
      @EasyBakinX 3 года назад +1

      That would have been epic haha

    • @generalilbis
      @generalilbis 3 года назад +1

      Even better....cameo by Dr. Lee or Meredith standing in for Red ;)

  • @twowheeledwaffle7847
    @twowheeledwaffle7847 3 года назад +32

    Let’s bring back experimental shotgun rounds for a good throwback.

    • @AucGer
      @AucGer 3 года назад

      I think he got a strike by RUclips for those cause its unsafe! Don't think he'll be bringing those back and risk losing his channel

    • @twowheeledwaffle7847
      @twowheeledwaffle7847 3 года назад

      @@AucGer ehhh, the whole mount the gun to a table and fire it with a string is okay I think. He’s been doing that with anything that he feels is a little sketch.
      One could hope 😂.

    • @AucGer
      @AucGer 3 года назад +1

      @@twowheeledwaffle7847 Well he's done alot of shady stuff 😂 but I think he said it in a video once that he stopped doing those shotgun rounds because it was a real strike by them and not just demonetisation.

    • @twowheeledwaffle7847
      @twowheeledwaffle7847 3 года назад

      @@AucGer ahhh I gotcha. Dunno why they’d do that, silly overlords 😂

    • @nicochiriani8765
      @nicochiriani8765 3 года назад

      Yess pls

  • @38thstreetLindo
    @38thstreetLindo 3 года назад +511

    The day that matt stops making his crazy intro's is the day I quit RUclips

    • @NaughtyShepherd
      @NaughtyShepherd 3 года назад +5

      I skip forward 3 minutes.

    • @jameswick8358
      @jameswick8358 3 года назад +8

      @@NaughtyShepherd you mean to tell me you don't watch the skits your not a real demo ranch fan buddy🤣

    • @NaughtyShepherd
      @NaughtyShepherd 3 года назад +4

      @@jameswick8358 I’ve been here about 7 years, I’m definitely a fan. I just don’t think the skits are funny, the normal improv throughout the video is funny though.

    • @Cringinator4000
      @Cringinator4000 3 года назад +11

      @@jameswick8358 r/gatekeeping

    • @davesnothere2782
      @davesnothere2782 3 года назад

      ditto

  • @agy437
    @agy437 3 года назад +210

    “we put cardboard every foot to see where it goes” holy snail farts he has evolved after all these years

    • @chezborgr1117
      @chezborgr1117 3 года назад +17

      "holy snail farts"
      what

    • @kyleking4500
      @kyleking4500 3 года назад

      @@chezborgr1117 😂

    • @plutoidrepublic2765
      @plutoidrepublic2765 3 года назад

      HOLY SNAIL FARTS??
      wut

    • @chezborgr1117
      @chezborgr1117 3 года назад +1

      @@plutoidrepublic2765 do you think man is on drugs like i have never heard that phrase in my life

    • @joebenson528
      @joebenson528 3 года назад

      @@plutoidrepublic2765
      what*

  • @vic_tha_goat2536
    @vic_tha_goat2536 3 года назад +76

    Ruger watching this video:😃
    “Oh yea it was a cinderblock”
    Ruger:😐

    • @rossponding
      @rossponding 3 года назад +1

      I’m the night shift shooter for the 57 and it hurt my soul when Matt pulled out that cinderblock, lol

  • @Laura-bm2jb
    @Laura-bm2jb 3 года назад +2

    The intro skit was amazing, maybe even the best one yet.

  • @HonkzeeBeezs
    @HonkzeeBeezs 3 года назад +32

    That opener was class, couldn't stop laughing

  • @jonny555ive
    @jonny555ive 3 года назад +29

    That intro is sofa king hilarious
    "Take a puff mannnnnnn"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @635574
      @635574 3 года назад +2

      First time someone used Sofa King correctly

    • @theflemster8187
      @theflemster8187 3 года назад +1

      It’s bad I’m takin a puff while enjoying this video

    • @jonny555ive
      @jonny555ive 3 года назад

      @@635574 Thanks 🤘🤘

  • @loren7o
    @loren7o 3 года назад +85

    70% of this video is just Matt messing around with sticky foam "But I'm Not Mad About It"

    • @spacewalker3659
      @spacewalker3659 3 года назад +1

      Thats a bad one "but im not mad about it"

    • @Jake-gu7oo
      @Jake-gu7oo 3 года назад

      Are gunshots a form of ASMR? I would say so. Gunshots and foam is the next tink tonk fad I just know it.

  • @metalhead2670
    @metalhead2670 3 года назад

    That royalty free Bob Marley has made my day and it’s only 6:30 A.M.

  • @WilliamAndrews0
    @WilliamAndrews0 3 года назад +29

    just once i would love a huge intro, a 2 minute sponsor segment, and then first shot goes through everything and he actually ends the video after like 30 seconds of real content.

  • @WisecrackJax
    @WisecrackJax 3 года назад +107

    “Let’s get the Barrett!”
    You read my mind, Matt.

  • @outlawcustoms132
    @outlawcustoms132 3 года назад +61

    This intro made me laugh more than any other intro ever

  • @nathanpaeltz420
    @nathanpaeltz420 6 дней назад

    I didn't think I could like you more Matt but the intro just really help to knock you up at least 8 to 10 knotches up my Cool Guy Scale that I had no idea existed!! 🤣😂Such a cool ass dude that does the absolute coolest stuff keep up the absolutely amazing content brother your the best

  • @chefboyardeeznuts8465
    @chefboyardeeznuts8465 3 года назад +65

    "Do you have any idea how much it cost to get this much playfoam??"
    As much as those amazing actors from the skit during the intro?

    • @enderman5423
      @enderman5423 3 года назад +4

      As much as the ammo he used in this video

    • @DoomCast
      @DoomCast 3 года назад +1

      So it costs your dignity?

    • @Joseph_Stuntn
      @Joseph_Stuntn 3 года назад

      Just smoke some ganja mahn

  • @dakotamann9448
    @dakotamann9448 3 года назад +130

    The intro was like a bad 70's anti drug campaign 😩 still funny tho lmao

    • @edifyguy
      @edifyguy 3 года назад +2

      Bad? Very bad, because it makes drugs look really fun. A little dangerous, but really fun. :)

    • @edifyguy
      @edifyguy 3 года назад +2

      @Thomas Jay Taitano No, not whoosh. Maybe that's what he meant, maybe not, but at any rate the remark is open to interpretation and you don't need to be rude.

  • @harbinger8208
    @harbinger8208 3 года назад +117

    Sometimes I wonder how long Matt spends cleaning up all his targets left over all over the range.

  • @thecreeation7540
    @thecreeation7540 3 года назад +2

    that intro is LEGENDARY!!! Great video,keep the content shooting our way!! 💪

  • @4IsDefinitelyCosmic
    @4IsDefinitelyCosmic 3 года назад +149

    Matt's worst nightmare finally came true, the foam was defeated very early in the vid

    • @pixelmaster98
      @pixelmaster98 3 года назад +5

      well, it's literally soft foam. WTF did he think was going to happen? xD

    • @4IsDefinitelyCosmic
      @4IsDefinitelyCosmic 3 года назад +1

      @@pixelmaster98 yeah I suppose

    • @pixelmaster98
      @pixelmaster98 3 года назад +1

      @Illphaqup RUclips ah, so foam is just like sand now? Right, I'll go put some foam in my cement, that will certainly be an adequate replacement.
      Hint: sand has a density of 1.5 to 2 tons per m³, while foam generally tops out at less than 200kg/m³. Not sure about the density of kinetic sand or the density of the foam in the video, but it should be similar to those values.
      The materials have nothing in common except that they consist of many small pieces, and I'm sure a container filled with metal shavings would be better at stopping bullets than one filled with feathers.

    • @pixelmaster98
      @pixelmaster98 3 года назад +1

      ​@Illphaqup RUclips yes, I've seen the kinetic sand video, and I'm aware of the differences between kinetic and regular sand (which are very minor, btw). Since you apparently didn't bother: a quick google search tells me that kinetic sand still consists of 98% regular sand, and thus has basically the same density.
      Regardless of density, though, sand in general is very good at stupping bullets because, among other reasons, it's basically a bunch of solid particles. You can easily squish a piece of foam, but I'd like to see you try to squish a grain of sand with your hand. Or, since it's more or less the same thing and to prevent you from saying the small size is the problem: a rock.

    • @pewpewTN
      @pewpewTN 3 года назад +1

      @Illphaqup RUclips He is right, man.
      It dosen't matter what it feels like.
      At the end of the day, kinetic sand is still 98% sand & sand stops bullets.

  • @JimmySaint43
    @JimmySaint43 3 года назад +56

    Hands down best intro Matt has ever done, had me crying when he said "that wasn't us bro, I think your tables on fire"

    • @stosh3
      @stosh3 3 года назад

      Nope. Look up the full auto “oozie” demo ranch episode opening

  • @shaimasi8270
    @shaimasi8270 3 года назад +99

    “ Welcome to ASMR ranch. Ok now let’s shoot some guns.” 😂😂😂

  • @jakeogrady5819
    @jakeogrady5819 3 года назад

    Am I the only one who likes videos like this when Matt just is doing random stuff

  • @mikek8354
    @mikek8354 3 года назад +26

    Alright this is in the top 5 best opens Matt has done!

  • @MikeFields83
    @MikeFields83 3 года назад +27

    I see Matt’s future videos be like “We are here on the Moon guys let’s see if a .50 BMG can go through it”

    • @ypop417
      @ypop417 3 года назад

      Or do an orbit LOL

    • @v12lyfe2
      @v12lyfe2 3 года назад +1

      That would be epic 😂 and probably the most American thing as well “ We’re on the moon we’re sensible Americans what should be the most American thing to do? Yep let’s shoot it with a 50 BMG and see if it stops it or not.” 🤣🤣 no offence tho I love guns too 💕 that’s what my thought would be as a Real American on moon as what fun American thing to do on moon 😂😂 or maybe do a big a big American Burn out with a Big American Muscle Car 😂🤣💕

  • @DTMRM8
    @DTMRM8 3 года назад +30

    "Let's get the Barrett!" shirts.

  • @WorldsOkayestSorcerer
    @WorldsOkayestSorcerer 3 года назад +8

    “Ooooor! It could be that there’s a cinder block in this side.”
    Me: “Shit! You got me! 😂😂😂

  • @brettgibson7962
    @brettgibson7962 3 года назад +59

    "Sorta like a liquid... but still very solid like."
    ScIeNcE.

    • @MAGAMAN
      @MAGAMAN 3 года назад +5

      Still better than the "paper mask to stop a virus" ScIeNcE.

    • @brettgibson7962
      @brettgibson7962 3 года назад +1

      @@MAGAMAN hell yeah

    • @Merica_dadgarage
      @Merica_dadgarage 3 года назад

      Phil ny the science guy!! 🤣🤣

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 3 года назад

      Non-newtonian fluid

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 3 года назад

      @@MAGAMAN paper mask doesn't stop the virus. It stops the water droplets *carrying* the virus.
      And yes, that *is* un-contravertable science.

  • @daviddiaz8855
    @daviddiaz8855 3 года назад +35

    Welcome to recreation ranch, on today’s episode I’m going to make this joint disappear

  • @Empress-Missy
    @Empress-Missy 3 года назад +30

    Sometimes you can tell he dies inside midway through his videos when they dont work out xD

  • @Wondrrboy
    @Wondrrboy 3 года назад +1

    NOOOOO! MATT, DON'T DO IT! HUGS, NOT DRUGS!☮️✌️

  • @RogueRipple
    @RogueRipple 3 года назад +51

    Hearing that 50 cal rack is the most satisfying sound.

    • @benstanfill363
      @benstanfill363 3 года назад +3

      I want it to be my ringtone honestly

  • @nathanfarringer7492
    @nathanfarringer7492 3 года назад +44

    Today on Demolition Ranch, we're going to play with play foam. And eventually, we might even shoot it :D

    • @splashsplish8201
      @splashsplish8201 3 года назад

      Especially with all his nerf guns since he lost all his real ones in a boating accident

  • @the710salmonuwu7
    @the710salmonuwu7 3 года назад +50

    Honestly… that’s more what it feels like to be plastered. “Your table is on fire”
    Drunk: “Huh crazy”
    High: “maybe I didn’t put that joint out…”

    • @highclasswhitetrash9027
      @highclasswhitetrash9027 3 года назад

      You don't need to worry about fire insurance

    • @jeremyvigil4138
      @jeremyvigil4138 3 года назад +2

      Hell no high ull just freakin get the fire extinguisher n put it out.

    • @chaselemens2517
      @chaselemens2517 3 года назад +3

      @@jeremyvigil4138 nah you already got the bong water on deck

    • @Yndratdnable
      @Yndratdnable 3 года назад

      No you drink the bong water.

    • @jeremyvigil4138
      @jeremyvigil4138 3 года назад

      @@chaselemens2517 good thinking bud haha

  • @amjtech
    @amjtech 3 года назад

    Matt's having way to much fun with the play foam. LOL

  • @sethwells5266
    @sethwells5266 3 года назад +47

    This intro is how Matt is dealing with his back surgery and do so well 😂

  • @avgoalie01
    @avgoalie01 3 года назад +70

    I've been trying to find 5.7x28 for months, and Matt's over here mag dumping it

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin 3 года назад

      You can find it online.

    • @avgoalie01
      @avgoalie01 3 года назад +8

      @@RezaQin Ya, for $2 a round!

    • @masonrains5010
      @masonrains5010 3 года назад +2

      @@avgoalie01 I wonder who’s making the price go up ….🤔

    • @ryanm4319
      @ryanm4319 3 года назад +4

      @@masonrains5010 same reason it always goes up after elections since forever lol, people scare buying it and companies raising prices.

    • @Ziasudra696
      @Ziasudra696 3 года назад

      Same

  • @lordcorgi6481
    @lordcorgi6481 3 года назад +30

    NGL, if there was an ASMR Ranch channel that just had guns shooting I'd listen to it all day.

    • @RUNDNB85
      @RUNDNB85 3 года назад

      no..

    • @murphdog9506
      @murphdog9506 3 года назад +3

      So basically Chicago?

    • @monkeybandit222
      @monkeybandit222 3 года назад

      “Relaxing lmg suppressing fire”
      “far off sniper shots”

  • @Elsusman
    @Elsusman 3 года назад +1

    ill love the quote
    "It was'nt us i think your table is on fire"

  • @NIGHTMARE-uc2cg
    @NIGHTMARE-uc2cg 3 года назад +65

    The intro is quite literally my brain cells when I doing anything ever

    • @joebenson528
      @joebenson528 3 года назад +1

      Based on your grammar I believe you.