Weekend Update: Miss Teen USA Resigns, Surprise Ozempic Babies - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 10 май 2024
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week’s biggest news like the WNBA allowing teams to travel by private plane, Kim Kardashian’s Met Gala dress, and a cruise ship worker attacking 3 people with scissors.
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That "passenger with rock" joke deserved a bigger laugh.
Yup. the crowd is at a comedy show.. yet every week they seemingly don't understand the dynamics of a clever joke.
No, it got exactly the reaction it deserved. Particularly with such a telegraphed punchline.
At least Che didn't follow up with a pointless and unfunny remark like he always does.
Yeah… but the crowd was kinda weird. after that Ray J joke got a huge laugh, a rock, paper, scissors, seemed a bit lame to them
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The rock paper scissors joke was perfect.
Thank you, I just got the joke.
I don't know, only one in three people get it
Che's self satisfied smile after the kim k sextape joke sent me lmaoo
Kristi once gathered two of every animal onto a boat.
There were no survivors.
In other words, Kristi Noem IS THE DWRED PIWATE WOBERTS!
Therefore Kristi is more of a Liam than a Noah.
@@SenthiuzOkay your joke is good!
No, she however sharing the same fate as the Titanic
Most jokes that Che thinks bombed in the crowd made me laugh like crazy 😅
EXACTLY
Right? This audience needs to get over themselves
he fumbled, it happens, no need to meatride
He needs to embrace the Norm MacDonald spirit of Update, where there's millions of people watching at home, so who cares about the 200 randos they rounded up for the studio audience? Sometimes a joke bombing with them is its own best punchline.
Too busy trying to impress the white people in the crowd. Makes US LAUGH AT HOME JESUS
That Ray-J joke had me dying laughing. Reminds me of the old school SNL jokes from the 70s
90"s
My three all-time favorite Weekend Update moments:
3. "After defeating the St Louis Rams, star New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady was presented with the Superbowl MVP designation, which came with the awarding of a brand-new Cadillac Escalade. After being told of the prize, Brady was reportedly overheard saying, 'Wow! A Cadillac! But it's a pickup truck! That also changes into an SUV! You know who would really like that?!? Uh, nobody.'"
2. "Hollywood insiders are reporting that celebrity supercouple Ben Afflack and Jennifer Lopez have been linked to a potential remake of the classic motion picture CASABLANCA. Sources close to the project say the movie will be just *perfect* for people who loved the original, but wish it was terrible."
1. "In Milwaukee Wisconsin, a man allowed his eight-year-old daughter to take the wheel of his car, and an accident ensued that damaged seven other cars and injured six people. Which once again proves my theory: WOMEN CAN'T DRIVE."
Che's "failed" jokes are always the best
I absolutely ❤ Michael Che swinging for the stars and missing. Please never stop it is the funniest thing ever!!!
You like his predictable and lame reactions after every single joke?
@@dangerflyhis reactions after his jokes are the best part. Go outside and pick some flowers.
@@latarribell4152 Said no one ever...
@@dangerflyI also said it
@@dangerfly I third said it
"A lot of people rely on Marvel movies to pay for the ferries they bought." 😁
That just needed a Pete Davidson and ScoJo cameo.
You mean Count Chocula.
Loved that joke. Clever af.
@@terrystoreyI live under a rock. What was it referencing?
1st2nd2, scarlet Johanson who stars as a superhero in the marvel movies is Collins wife.
@@barney5583
I caught that on my second watch of it. But I seriously can’t tell if they really bought the Staten Island Ferry or if it’s a joke aimed at them being *soooo* out of touch/being an outrageously 1%er problem?
Scissors -Rock joke was really good!
Marvel -Ferry joke was a deep cut and I'm here for it 😂❤😁
I don’t get the ferry joke 😭
@@eileensnow6153 So Jost and Pete Davidson are working on a join venture to turn a Staten Island Ferry into a nightclub. It's a project that's going to cost them $34 million. So what Jost is saying is that he's in too deep and needs his wife's Marvel movie money to afford it.
@@eileensnow6153 Colin and Pete Davidson bought an old ferry (I think as an investment?) for a lot of money, and now he needs Marvel (aka his wife's work) movies for money
@@eileensnow6153Colin is married to Scarlett Johansson, who played Black Widow in the Avengers movies. Colin and Pete Davidson bought an old Staten Island Ferry and plan to turn it into some kind of entertainment venue. I assume those plan are costing big bucks.
@@eileensnow6153 Colin Jost and Pete Davidson bought a Staten Island ferry, I guess their plan is to turn it into a floating restaurant or something. The joke is that it's being financed by Colin's wife.
Che' rock ,and scissors joke was pretty solid 😂.
Everyone keeps complaining his lame remarks are getting old. Why won't he stop?
💯 agree! 😂
@@dangerfly , no, your opinion isn't shared by everyone. Not even by many, since most regular views watch just to see Weekend Update.
That Kim K organ joke had me go DAYUM out loud 😂😂 well done Che
Brittney Griner looks a lot like Pete Davidson in that picture
Body double
Did she sounded like a male from recent interview???
I thought it was for a few seconds.
What do you mean…in that picture?
That’s my first thought
Sometimes it's even funnier when Michael thinks a joke bombed and laughs. Both he and Colin are great!
That dog quarry joke was top tier 😂
That Drake joke tho😂😂😂😂😂
Explain please, I don't get it.
I didn't get get it. Did Kendrick Lamar call him Miss Teen USA or something in the latest "diss-off?"
@@PapagenoX09 no he called Drake a p*do
@@StormwernDrake has been proved to prey on minors and date them once they’re 18
@@PapagenoX09Kendrick and others have accused him of being a pedo
"Ozempic Babies: the theme of the Met Gala."!!!!!
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Damn Che was really going for it tonight 😂😂
Michael Che wasn't kidding about this being one of his favorite shows. I haven't heard that many bangers in a row in a while
THE CHALLENGERS JOKE LMAOO
I didn't get the reference 🤔
@@kuskesh_haramzadehSame
@@kuskesh_haramzadehMe neither.
It’s a recent movie with Zendaya featuring what is apparently quite a threesome. 🤷♂️
@@svscaredchallengers 2024 movie. It’s a 3-way reference. Not a well constructed joke relies heavily on a reference that’s not widespread
That scissors rock joke took me out bruh😂😂😂😂
Colin admitting Scarlett is the bread winner
Totally forgot about the ferry 😅
I didn't even know Pete Davidson was in prison or the WNBA😅
😂😂😂
Pathetic
Shit had me howling, I love dumbass jokes like that rock one 🤣
The Ray J joke 😅😅😅😂😂 dang!!
Is it just me or have the audiences lately not been giving these two the love they deserve 😭
Was anxiously awaiting the posting of the funniest part of SNL. Weekend Update even more hilarious than usual. Loved the way they slipped in a Kristi Noem joke
SNL rarely makes me laugh out loud hard but that Ray J joke got me.
That ferry joke got me.
i'm either dumb or i missed something. but im not to proud to admit i didn't get it. plz explain captain
same i didn’t get it either
@@rahgodbee1 i googled and found it. ohhhhhh yeahhhh... i forgot colin and pete davidson bought a decommissioned ferry to fix it up. so they need colins wife scarlett johansson to be in marvel movies to be able to afford fixing it. lol. good joke
Micheal looking at the writers after the punchlines just makes this for me.
@@katieorr3903 I'm sure it's writers/producers that he was in the writers room with and discussed if a joke would make it or not. Michael Ché is awesome.
@@kevinpotts123He's not taking feedback. They need to let him go. Hopefully, advertisers pull funding.
@@JenningsFilmsinc why? The man is a joke writing, comedic genius.
"with rock"😆😆😆👌🏼
Michael's looks to the audience are hilarious.
The last joke was so wrong LMAO 🤣
2:22 God was I hoping for an "oops that's Pete Davidson" joke with the Brittney Griner picture.
The Kardashian Ray J joke was *chef's kiss*
the staten island ferry was a sound purchase
Che is on fire.
Che has some big Chappelle energy tonight.
Ok, that Ray J joke won
Che with some deep cuts 😂
maya laughing at every joke is giving me life
I didn't know what was Maya laughing
Crushed by Ray J is wild.
0:43 Is that Jimmy Carr laughing?
He's been on tour in the northeast so I'd say yeah
Che killed it tonight!
The Marvel joke was so subtle
The Scissors joke was Rock solid!
Seemed paper thin to me. 😉
This is ruthless, i think ill start my mornings with this
Where do you find a rock on a cruise ship?
I get the joke... but my brain can't wrap my head around a rock on a cruise ship...
Che killed it!
Che was on fire
Liam a good Irish name it mean strong willed and protector.
In the U.S., it means spoiled, whimpy little guy
The best jokes are the ones on ourselves. You both ROCK!
i love that Colin still references the ferry purchase
Do we need to bring back queue cards to tell the audience when a clever joke is told? they killed it!! 🤣🤣
Cue
Che refuses to take feedback. It's no surprise. He doesn't care.
That challengers joke lol 😂
These jokes are either visceral or dad joke book. There is no in-between.
True
That's how Weekend Update's humor has always been, with the exception of Dennis Miller's, Norm Macdonald's, and Colin Quinn's. All they did was turn Weekend Update into their respective stand-up sets.
@@canaisyoung3601 these two are the most Norm the segment has been since Norm.
LORNEY MICHAELS: PLEASE UPLOAD THE ENTIRE WEEKEND UPDATE SEGMENT IN ONE PIECE!
They already did. If you just look.
Not his call and it's to increase revenue. Be glad you don't need a subscription to peacock to watch.
I laughed way too hard at the rock paper scissors joke
che on fire!
That rock joke really got me 😂
The inside joke about the ferry hit so many targets 😂
Drake is catching strays, like Kristi Noem
BRO Che KILLED it on this one 😂
My favorite show too che😂
THAT DRAKE ONE TOOK ME OUUUUUTTTT 😭😭😭 thank god for Che
2:34 I didn't get that one.
Is he a child molestor? Or does he sponsor the pageant? Or did he date a winner of the pageant? Does it reference a lyric in one of his spoken words with music?
I don't care to look it up.
Michael Che vs the audience again... 🤣
Let Che cook!
This week's jokes are fire
Che killed it tonight!😂😂
Happy Mother's Day
Happy mother's day 🌺
Che is just turning into Norm Macdonald and I love it.
Michael Che was golden 😂
Colin, yeah it was "so dumb" but "by a passenger with rock" was the punchline so far in this Weekend Update that came closest to making my crack a real full smile. {Love tons of the jokes, just not the kind to make me laugh out loud or grin.} I guess I needed the sheer silly absurdity of that joke.
The Ozempic joke. 😂💀
These 2 can do the entire segment just them-and let the “guests” have a new segment🎉
That picture of Brittany Greiner looks like Pete Davidson. Lol
Che was on 🔥
👏 👏 👏
A new vacuum technology to remove greenhouse gases from the atmosphere? Man, that’s gotta suck.
Pete should play Brittney Griner in a biopic
Ray J was packing some heat tho
Let's face it, Che killed it this week! Although, I admit, I totally didn't understand the Teen Miss USA/Drake joke. Also, the look on Jost's face when complaining about the missng Marvel entry. Priceless!
The Miss Teen USA/ Drake has to do with the nattle Drake has been in the last week or two with Kendrick Lamar, and being accused of prefering young ladies.
This was another week where Che has admitted his material and delivery aren't working. Time for him to go.
Passenger with rock Made me like the video
Che has literally become Norm Macdonald, and I am definitely here for it!
Except he literally hasn't...
You know Norm has a terrible reputation, right?
@@JenningsFilmsinc you know he's wildly beloved and deceased so you should just shut right the fuck up, right?
Great showing by both tonight but Che's chemistry with the crowd was killer.
This one was hilarious on all levels
Golum's getting his own movie?!?!?
Did we not learn our lesson after giving him his own game?
Not that many people played the game.
Warner Bros never learns.
You guys never fail to deliver the laughs!!! Thank you!!! ❤❤😂😊
Che is crazy for that Ray J joke 😂 Edit: And the Drake one
Liam and Noah was great
Surprised I didn’t see that last joke coming. 😄
Best Weekend update ever
Che's Ray J joke absolutely destroyed!!!!
Kristi noem still catching strays😂😂
Che was on fire tonight
This is the best weekend update they’ve ever done
Che delivered for sure lol.
Can't believe how long it took me to put 2 & 2 together to get the ferry-Marvel punchline! 😂🤣😆
The met gallla joke though.
2:33 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love Ozempic babies news, I was watching the side stories of gowns and deals to get in one and show up there. Hahaha