Bill Burr - Destroying people - Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
  • Compilation of Bill Burr insulting, trashing, disrespecting, making fun of other people. It's hilarious. Some of it might be offensive.
    Funniest stand up comedian working today.
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  • @nebiyuesayas5600
    @nebiyuesayas5600 2 года назад +2907

    I love how he roasts the idiots with no mercy but holds back on the people who meant no harm. He ain't a dick, he's just good at being one

    • @L.L.2045
      @L.L.2045 2 года назад +117

      @@knilla2k You got it all wrong. Just watch an entire Burr set and you will recognize that he is never targeting the people but their behaviours. If you can`t understand why that can be very funny even for the person who is laughed at, you need to learn how to laugh about yourself. It`s great!

    • @L.L.2045
      @L.L.2045 2 года назад +41

      @@knilla2k He does not call people out though. He makes fun about peoples life choices from his perspective. This is called comedy not assholery. But you know, maybe assholes are just the funnier people in the end I don`t know

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in Год назад +9

      Yooo I've never found another Ethiopian in a comment section before lol

    • @turnip5359
      @turnip5359 Год назад +10

      ​@@blending_inu guys got good food

    • @quintenlombardo836
      @quintenlombardo836 Год назад +12

      ​@@L.L.2045not to mention he jumps at the defense of others, and has been speculated to have been unliked before fame, so he's defensive, but apologizes in a Bostonian way since he's stand offish

  • @Lilliz91
    @Lilliz91 3 года назад +276

    ”I wasn’t gonna leave and attacked everything they loved”
    Lmao 😂😂😂

    • @IAnonymous3
      @IAnonymous3 10 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

  • @brothaclutch
    @brothaclutch 4 года назад +3212

    I love how he’s so brutally honest; it’s unfortunate for the people who ask him stupid questions.

    • @sgtpepper3161
      @sgtpepper3161 4 года назад +22

      I'd chalk it up to a learning experience.
      At least somebody told them when their dads should've had these talks way before they turned 18 lol

    • @Anothergoogleaccount1
      @Anothergoogleaccount1 4 года назад +2

      I mean the first question wasn’t really stupid just a question no one gives a shit about well Bill Burr does seeing as he just started fucking with the guy

    • @aebious8886
      @aebious8886 4 года назад +46

      "CaN wOmEn Be FuNnY?"

    • @RobotHau5
      @RobotHau5 4 года назад +9

      usually its to get him going. Ppl seem to think he's funny when he's mad.

    • @maritimegoalie
      @maritimegoalie 4 года назад +7

      Sadly brutal honest is going the way of the dodo bird....

  • @indygolf777
    @indygolf777 10 месяцев назад +67

    Burr is my hero. I love to complain about things. It makes me feel great warm and fuzzy inside.😂

    • @joejackson9986
      @joejackson9986 7 месяцев назад

      Except he’s talented and rich.

  • @JesusSanchez-iq1ww
    @JesusSanchez-iq1ww 4 года назад +7841

    Bill Burr is the only person that Fallon doesn't dare talk over.

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 4 года назад +42

      Basically

    • @TheCheezSlice
      @TheCheezSlice 4 года назад +79

      Susan Martin okay susan

    • @boxforusa8970
      @boxforusa8970 4 года назад +49

      Um Susan, I’m going to need you to take a deep breath.

    • @bleepblop9556
      @bleepblop9556 4 года назад +9

      @Susan Martin HAHAHAHAAA!

    • @datboi8561
      @datboi8561 4 года назад +11

      @Susan Martin Just calm down, Susan

  • @MrCornWolf
    @MrCornWolf 2 года назад +217

    The "no belt" thing gets me everytime. It's just such an absurd detail to latch onto

    • @milescabezas1133
      @milescabezas1133 10 месяцев назад +2

      Why would you need a belt for custom tailored pants?

    • @kevindeol8503
      @kevindeol8503 9 месяцев назад +1

      Those jeans were tailored?

  • @jenny_b_
    @jenny_b_ 5 лет назад +1218

    Bill Burr reacting to the tiny chair....I’m dying 😂😂

    • @rajdubois
      @rajdubois 5 лет назад

      Jennifer Briggs ok boomer

    • @V0YAG3R
      @V0YAG3R 4 года назад +15

      Kermit ok Karen

    • @latenightorgandonor
      @latenightorgandonor 3 года назад +8

      Yeah i love that rant always. After the attention joke
      “i cannot get comfortable in this fucking chair”😂

    • @pureluck8767
      @pureluck8767 2 года назад

      He did see him succeed fucktard

    • @617Razzledazl
      @617Razzledazl 2 года назад +3

      @@rajdubois boomers were born between 1946 - 1964. Burr was born in 69 so… not a boomer.

  • @Kloverkill
    @Kloverkill 9 месяцев назад +904

    Burr is in such an elite class of comedians. I love the economy of his comedy, no padded preambles or over-acted exposition. Just a straight right jab.

    • @mondop5270
      @mondop5270 9 месяцев назад +14

      Unlike your over rehearsed monologue in the cimments section😮

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 9 месяцев назад +1

      He’s not better than joe rogan

    • @jpscharged
      @jpscharged 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@mondop5270quit telling us Bill makes you INSECURE! Get over it, he's a comedian. 😂

    • @VonKickass
      @VonKickass 9 месяцев назад

      It’s seems that @mondop5270 was born with cimments syndrome

    • @madaickiwon292
      @madaickiwon292 9 месяцев назад +9

      A jab or a straight right

  • @buddahsac3195
    @buddahsac3195 10 месяцев назад +503

    His approach to comedy made him a comic. Destroying Philly on stage Made him LEGEND

    • @Michelle-zl7tu
      @Michelle-zl7tu 9 месяцев назад +12

      Destroying Philly...LOL 🤭

    • @PaTruck87
      @PaTruck87 9 месяцев назад +6

      Best fucking rant ever!

    • @HeatherR-yw9qk
      @HeatherR-yw9qk 8 месяцев назад

      Not at all. He's not funny

    • @HeatherR-yw9qk
      @HeatherR-yw9qk 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@PaTruck87 it was not

    • @HeatherR-yw9qk
      @HeatherR-yw9qk 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Michelle-zl7tu he wishes

  • @kylemossi
    @kylemossi 4 года назад +5478

    Woz built the Apple 1 by himself. It was almost completed before Jobs even saw the damn thing. Jobs was a marketing and sales pro, but he never built SHIT. Steve Wozniak is the man you can thank for actually designing and building the Apple computer.

    • @resident_alien595
      @resident_alien595 4 года назад +456

      Damn Straight. Steve Wozniak is the Genius behind Apple.

    • @electricfil
      @electricfil 4 года назад +120

      With no belt and sneakers

    • @tugboat6940
      @tugboat6940 4 года назад +56

      Ya but who cares about the Apple computer

    • @govindmenon1859
      @govindmenon1859 4 года назад +182

      @@tugboat6940 umm, do you know what the apple computer was and how it paved the way for the first Macintosh which in turn paved the way for the computers of today? You sound like a typical apple hater with no background information other than "ha ha iphone go brrr"

    • @PartStupid
      @PartStupid 4 года назад +177

      @@govindmenon1859 - He was obviously trolling and you took the bait hook, line, and sinker.

  • @bojanbrkic863
    @bojanbrkic863 4 года назад +6037

    "I love how when you get a divorce, all of a sudden it costs 50 grand a month to give a kid Fruit Loops.." - Fallon was not prepared for a joke like that.

    • @Solidlife1337
      @Solidlife1337 4 года назад +12

      Y

    • @jim7300
      @jim7300 3 года назад +65

      @@Solidlife1337 MCA

    • @tacomas9602
      @tacomas9602 3 года назад +22

      @ 7:10

    • @laszlokiss483
      @laszlokiss483 3 года назад +109

      Its not a joke tho its facts lol just look at dre

    • @sydbarrett5
      @sydbarrett5 3 года назад +71

      Ol' Stoneface Fallon isn't prepared for any joke.

  • @EmekaAgbo-x6v
    @EmekaAgbo-x6v 8 месяцев назад +91

    Bill is the grumpy old man with a valid point 😂😂 love that man

  • @kellenstrah3743
    @kellenstrah3743 4 года назад +3822

    You can really see the evolution of Fallon’s fake laugh here.

    • @MrLaz0rz
      @MrLaz0rz 4 года назад +377

      it's really disgusting to look at honestly. he doesn't know when to laugh.

    • @emzyking5847
      @emzyking5847 4 года назад +137

      It’s truly awful

    • @jaredt5127
      @jaredt5127 4 года назад +35

      🤢🤮

    • @Branflakes1522
      @Branflakes1522 4 года назад +125

      He seems more genuine in the earlier clips. It’s like Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon is a character he created.

    • @tuity3357
      @tuity3357 4 года назад +86

      It’s sooo fake

  • @illizcit1
    @illizcit1 4 года назад +312

    "You keeping it real in Wichita?"
    A legend.

    • @DrummerJacob
      @DrummerJacob 4 года назад +27

      Don't mess with those cornfield crips and the barnyard bloods

    • @ShinobiZ0
      @ShinobiZ0 3 года назад +2

      😆😆

    • @illizcit1
      @illizcit1 3 года назад +3

      Me and BF are going to see him next year. It'll be my first time seeing him and I can't wait.

    • @johnholiday4622
      @johnholiday4622 3 года назад +2

      @@DrummerJacob that's fucking hilarious

  • @stuckinthepastproductions4329
    @stuckinthepastproductions4329 5 лет назад +5012

    He operates on a level most people don't know anything about.

    • @tonymontana9799
      @tonymontana9799 5 лет назад +83

      Except people like us who thinks hes the shit

    • @rajdubois
      @rajdubois 5 лет назад +18

      ok boomer

    • @yannickndjankoum5587
      @yannickndjankoum5587 5 лет назад +61

      i believe he's the next step of human evolution

    • @puffcosmoker420morales2
      @puffcosmoker420morales2 4 года назад +7

      Stuck In The Past Productions you don’t know shit

    • @Ashtray91642
      @Ashtray91642 4 года назад +3

      Tony Montana exactly. Never miss an episode of the podcast. Say hello to my little friend

  • @claygilchrist632
    @claygilchrist632 9 месяцев назад +340

    "Can you believe that marriage didn't work out??" 🤣

    • @IsyMaxine
      @IsyMaxine 8 месяцев назад +7

      💀😂😂😂😂

    • @willkoestner4159
      @willkoestner4159 8 месяцев назад +21

      And she took that jab like a champ.

  • @johnolmos8670
    @johnolmos8670 5 лет назад +1309

    Bill Burr gave Thug life a Boston Accent

  • @duaneborgaes7449
    @duaneborgaes7449 4 года назад +493

    "Dude you're white. Go to the gap. Give in to it... Buy some dockers" 😂

    • @jdub5225s
      @jdub5225s 4 года назад +47

      “Come home” 😂

  • @ryanm9105
    @ryanm9105 4 года назад +206

    “Two balding old guys going after some hairy...criminal” 😂

  • @willkoestner4159
    @willkoestner4159 8 месяцев назад +82

    Chick with the jacket trouble knows how to take a joke like a champ. We need more of that on this planet

    • @FrigginCatsBruh
      @FrigginCatsBruh 7 месяцев назад +7

      Even though she looks exactly like most people who can't 😂

    • @bskee001
      @bskee001 7 месяцев назад

      That’s not the only thing she knows how to take like a champ…if ya know what I mean?!?! Lol! AWWW YEAHHH!!
      And by that I do not mean a d*ck since she’s a lesbian. Or perhaps she’s straight and just has an unfortunate haircut…

    • @bobdick815
      @bobdick815 Месяц назад

      If only she could write one

  • @weightgain4000beefcake
    @weightgain4000beefcake 4 года назад +73

    I lost it on his Steve Jobs bit. "Soldering, possibly welding" 😂😂😂

  • @dg5175
    @dg5175 10 месяцев назад +286

    0:10 "I see you losing the roof there in the back. You'll be right there with me." 💀💀💀💀

    • @Theo_Phage
      @Theo_Phage 10 месяцев назад

      Was that Richard Lewis? Holy crap

    • @kevincarlos973
      @kevincarlos973 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Theo_PhageNardwar. He's a Canadian interviewer famous for finding out the most obscure and specific facts and stories about people he's about to interview.

    • @Theo_Phage
      @Theo_Phage 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@kevincarlos973 I would have taken a simple NO.... thanks but no thanks anyways.

    • @kevincarlos973
      @kevincarlos973 10 месяцев назад

      @@Theo_Phage lol, so close- minded. God forbid you learn something new. Had you been born in the middle east you would be with the Taliban.

    • @animalbancho1726
      @animalbancho1726 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@kevincarlos973lmao what the fuck that is not Nardwuar

  • @crystal4336
    @crystal4336 4 года назад +233

    I love Bill because I feel like he understands my daily rage.

    • @reyder7661
      @reyder7661 2 года назад +16

      The voice in my head is bills.

    • @jihigh482
      @jihigh482 2 года назад

      You losers are not that cool lol

    • @nugsnothugs
      @nugsnothugs 2 года назад +5

      I feel like Bill could get some good material from me if he had a mic in my car when I'm driving. There's no way everyone alive should be entitled to drive a car once they hit 16. We really have to start falling people on drivers tests

    • @crystal4336
      @crystal4336 2 года назад

      @@reyder7661 lolol

    • @William2Firearms
      @William2Firearms 9 месяцев назад

      Despite all Bill's rage he is still a ginger on stage 🎶

  • @biggiesmall1212
    @biggiesmall1212 10 месяцев назад +96

    Bill Burr is a national treasure.... you cant argue with his rant cause he spits facts !

  • @jeffcornett1310
    @jeffcornett1310 4 года назад +573

    My opinion, Bill is already in the top 5 all time. He truly is a genius

  • @ScooterMcAwesomeness
    @ScooterMcAwesomeness 2 года назад +354

    Laughed my ass off at "and you wonder why your relationships never work out" after helping the Bull with her coat.

    • @Anders-vl6kk
      @Anders-vl6kk 10 месяцев назад +27

      You could see that hit her a bit too hard

    • @covakoma1064
      @covakoma1064 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Anders-vl6kkwho si she/he 😂

    • @Anders-vl6kk
      @Anders-vl6kk 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@covakoma1064 no clue

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd 10 месяцев назад +15

      That little glance Bill gives to Andy, you know he was about to let her have it. She just green lighted herself.

    • @ed7519
      @ed7519 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@covakoma1064That's Lea De Laria. She's a comedian, amazing singer, was on Broadway for a while and more recently in the show "Orange is the new black". That was a funny moment. 😅

  • @fulltonesmusic
    @fulltonesmusic 4 года назад +1226

    Watching Jimmy Fallon attempting to converse with the mighty Bill Burr is about as comfortable as watching a toddler trapped in a tank with a shark.

    • @frankmachin5438
      @frankmachin5438 4 года назад +28

      Mr. Grass his sycophantic guffawing is unbearable....

    • @kpsa7108
      @kpsa7108 4 года назад +38

      Conan and him work so much better

    • @weirdo4hgsa668
      @weirdo4hgsa668 4 года назад +6

      This made me almost choke on my fucking water shiiiit

    • @valeweathers
      @valeweathers 4 года назад +3

      Fallon the fallen

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 4 года назад

      What a gay analogy.

  • @MichaelBranson6
    @MichaelBranson6 8 месяцев назад +41

    'She stood on the heads, of those little people....' Kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Camo_Live
    @Camo_Live 2 года назад +87

    Appreciate the fact that the thumbnail was not only present in the actual video, but it was the very first clip in the video. I watched to the end purely out of respect for that.

  • @TheBoilervolt
    @TheBoilervolt 10 месяцев назад +64

    When he sees that he has got the host of a show he pours it on and never lets them up. Love the man.

  • @ravencassidy1979
    @ravencassidy1979 4 года назад +189

    " If I was a dictator those people would be eliminated" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @he8082
      @he8082 2 года назад +4

      He said that to Colbert who likes dictators

  • @haoukkax8896
    @haoukkax8896 9 месяцев назад +26

    11:55 Love how Conan see's the "heads of those little people" joke coming before Bill drops it and starts preemptively laughing.

  • @xhonicela1000
    @xhonicela1000 4 года назад +613

    7:05 "I love how when you get a divorce all of a sudden it costs like 50 grand a month to get a kid fruitloops" 😂

  • @bojanbrkic863
    @bojanbrkic863 4 года назад +122

    "But she stood on the heads of those little people.." Love how Conan is trying to stifle his laughter here but is actually dying.

    • @scottjohnson5687
      @scottjohnson5687 2 года назад +1

      Everyone in the business know about the truth behind the scenes so it's more funny to them

  • @stinkbaitdawelder2964
    @stinkbaitdawelder2964 4 года назад +480

    Poor guy with the chair lol

    • @ev5837
      @ev5837 4 года назад +75

      He was just trying to help lol. Although getting roasted by Bill Burr would be awesome

    • @jjhaya
      @jjhaya 10 месяцев назад +1

      I like to think that he probably talked to the dude after the show to tell him it's all jokes, nothing personal. Probably took pictures and signed something 😅.

  • @afterhours1969
    @afterhours1969 9 месяцев назад +28

    I love when comedians aren’t performing stand-up. They’re naturally funny. I love it.

    • @pkpkptnkpkpk
      @pkpkptnkpkpk 7 месяцев назад

      He’s on camera, so working. If you meet a comedian during their down time, for 1000 points, try “Wow! A comedian! Say something funny.”

    • @afterhours1969
      @afterhours1969 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@pkpkptnkpkpk who offended you? Go misconstrue somewhere else.

  • @socks2441
    @socks2441 2 года назад +158

    how the fuck is this guy so spontaneously funny, on the spot, and always on point, always saying it how it is, never wrong, never crosses the line, but always right up against it. bloody brilliant, we need more like him.

    • @unncommonsense
      @unncommonsense 10 месяцев назад +21

      He's wicked smaht.

    • @joesullivan8861
      @joesullivan8861 10 месяцев назад +4

      its not spontaneous........

    • @socks2441
      @socks2441 10 месяцев назад

      im not just talking about his standup, but also his interviews and podcasts etc. he is always on point.
      but i see your point, even most of the stuff he says during interviews are just rehearsed snippets from his stand up routines. but that doesnt take away from how funny, and right, he usually is imo.@@joesullivan8861

    • @mikemiller9030
      @mikemiller9030 10 месяцев назад +5

      Believe me these guys practice day n night.

    • @IAnonymous3
      @IAnonymous3 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@unncommonsensewell I got eh numba!

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 10 месяцев назад +642

    “If I was a dictator those people would be eliminated.” 🤣😂🤣

    • @freegeorgia4808
      @freegeorgia4808 10 месяцев назад

      Well, progressive wanna be dictators say commedy is racist. Same thing

    • @richardedwards1546
      @richardedwards1546 10 месяцев назад

      Way to repeat other people's comments. You are pathetic, at very best.

    • @richardedwards1546
      @richardedwards1546 10 месяцев назад

      You're a waste of life in every sense!

    • @Vinylvine22
      @Vinylvine22 9 месяцев назад +7

      Funniest shit ever 😂

    • @foy5051
      @foy5051 9 месяцев назад +6

      Absolutely unhinged. Madman 😂😂

  • @BubbaSimmz
    @BubbaSimmz 3 года назад +20

    “Ya keepin’ it real in Wichita?!”
    Classic.

  • @leifelliottsofficialmusicc8438
    @leifelliottsofficialmusicc8438 10 месяцев назад +5

    I absolutely love Bill Burr…He makes my mornings when I have bad days at work..😂

  • @Kevin-ne5yq
    @Kevin-ne5yq 5 лет назад +2908

    Wish Patrice was still around to see Bill's success

    • @BriarRouge
      @BriarRouge 5 лет назад +138

      Aww, they’d both be so successful together. Damn. 💔

    • @eratocamusic
      @eratocamusic 4 года назад +106

      Love this comment. If you look closely you can see the Patrice influence in a lot of Bills work. Patrice fucked with a lot of his colleagues and they all say that it forced them to be much better comics. Bill included. RIP Patrice.

    • @MentalMindFork
      @MentalMindFork 4 года назад +28

      Who is Patrice?

    • @eratocamusic
      @eratocamusic 4 года назад +157

      Mmazipan Rammstein Patrice O’Neal was Bills mentor and one of the greatest comedians of all time. He died back in 2011.

    • @MentalMindFork
      @MentalMindFork 4 года назад +33

      @@eratocamusic Thank you. I love Bill Burr so I'll look up Patrice O'Neal. Do you have any suggestions on which stand up I should start with?

  • @inquizition9672
    @inquizition9672 3 года назад +211

    I wish I was a master at making people feel uncomfortable and self-conscious like Bill Burr. He makes it seem so effortless, I'm in awe.

  • @adamm.6595
    @adamm.6595 4 года назад +75

    "Roofing in July as a redhead" hahaha

    • @dom-fy6kr
      @dom-fy6kr 3 года назад +1

      Can you explain that please 🙏🙏
      English isn't my first language.

    • @adamm.6595
      @adamm.6595 3 года назад +5

      @@dom-fy6kr red hair individuals are typically more pale than standard Caucasians and do not react well to overt sunlight.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 9 месяцев назад

      @@dom-fy6kr Also, roofing is putting up roofs of houses. Working at plain sunlight for hours doing a pretty demanding physical activity. And it's hot in July as it's summer.
      I guess there are no more words there to understand. He explained one and me the other 2

  • @nedim_guitar
    @nedim_guitar 9 месяцев назад +9

    The whole tiny chair interview was hilarious! 🤣

  • @ryszardbyczyk6938
    @ryszardbyczyk6938 10 месяцев назад +84

    The truth is presented in a honest, and humorous way. A talent only the best have. Love this guy .

  • @SubjectiveCinema
    @SubjectiveCinema 4 года назад +457

    Bill Burr. The one man who has enough balls to say what everyone constantly thinks.

    • @alisterfolson
      @alisterfolson 2 года назад +6

      Chris Rock: can confirm

    • @Wolfsbane909
      @Wolfsbane909 2 года назад +2

      but what would bill burr do if someone gave him spoilers to an movie he was about to see in an movie theatre?

    • @johndoyle5983
      @johndoyle5983 2 года назад +3

      Chapelle

    • @blastofo
      @blastofo 10 месяцев назад +2

      Like that viral video of the black guy who danced in the middle of the street and got ran over by an ice cream truck. The video was hilarious but people didn't want to laugh at him because idiots would think they're being racist. But Bill roasted tf out of the guy.

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd 10 месяцев назад

      @@Wolfsbane909 Quit fishing for a joke, write your own.

  • @Deanwrd
    @Deanwrd 3 года назад +46

    "McDonald's is for kids and when you get hammered." I love it. I'll remember that.

  • @gillcal
    @gillcal 8 месяцев назад +11

    “Stood on the heads of those little people”😹😹😹

  • @BriarRouge
    @BriarRouge 5 лет назад +803

    That poor intern

  • @patricecomedy
    @patricecomedy 3 года назад +27

    "we're all eating a giant shit sandwich out here. Nobody cares" 😂😂😂 one of my favorites of his

  • @perceptionascending439
    @perceptionascending439 4 года назад +219

    He's a great honest guy. He's got an honest light hearted perspective.

    • @SaixanMobile
      @SaixanMobile 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @Evilcheese3
      @Evilcheese3 2 года назад +4

      Light hearted huh?

    • @Andres-H
      @Andres-H 2 года назад

      @@Evilcheese3 sometimes through a angry funny rant you can actually be light hearted

    • @dontalkt2meboutheroes
      @dontalkt2meboutheroes 2 года назад

      I think it's fueled by his dislike for bullshit 😂😂

  • @vc2120
    @vc2120 9 месяцев назад +15

    Everybody needs a dose of Bill Burr once in a while to stay sane! 😀

  • @alexr2790
    @alexr2790 4 года назад +551

    He’s so funny, Conan actually let his real laugh out. Not his “their trying to funny so I have to laugh in support” laugh. His real, uncontrolled laugh. That shits funny.

    • @johnmb731
      @johnmb731 4 года назад +34

      That was the best part of this video, seeing conan lose it when bill was talking about oprah and the midgets...

    • @yomamma2424
      @yomamma2424 2 года назад +3

      “Whattya gonna be all hardcore about ya crop?” 😅😅😅

    • @Voodoo_Robot
      @Voodoo_Robot 2 года назад +6

      Conan is a beast of a comedian too, that’s why.

    • @dylanhess791
      @dylanhess791 2 года назад +9

      Norm and Bill brought that out of him every time they were on.

    • @thisisntsergio1352
      @thisisntsergio1352 2 года назад +4

      12:05

  • @joshmarden9933
    @joshmarden9933 4 года назад +31

    "Oprah stood on the heads of those little people!"
    I love how hard Bill can make Conan laugh, I'm there man. 😂

  • @rinnin
    @rinnin 10 месяцев назад +43

    11:57 Have never seen Conan genuinely crack up so much to any guest before. Amazing!

    • @FartsInTanks
      @FartsInTanks 9 месяцев назад +12

      Only other one is Norm

    • @danielmrtns
      @danielmrtns 9 месяцев назад +12

      Norm McDonald

    • @phoupe158
      @phoupe158 8 месяцев назад

      Also to Flula

  • @DizCarpenter121
    @DizCarpenter121 9 месяцев назад +24

    Bill is every real down to earth American man's inner and outer voice !!!

  • @knoxynyr87
    @knoxynyr87 4 года назад +229

    Someone being murdered with an axe
    Jimmy Fallon: HAHA HAHA

    • @backspaceninja9860
      @backspaceninja9860 4 года назад +2

      @Justin Turdeau yes

    • @adamxx3
      @adamxx3 9 месяцев назад

      I mean I would laugh at bill burr to you festering leach

  • @senilegoldsmith4112
    @senilegoldsmith4112 4 года назад +15

    To be fair bill doesn't look confortable in any chair, he's stressin in like every interview. Love this guy. Every second is gold

  • @eddienash2152
    @eddienash2152 4 года назад +290

    When he started talking about people trying to act hard in the midwest was the most accurate shit

    • @هدي-ه8ظ
      @هدي-ه8ظ 3 года назад +3

      Lmao as someone who lives in MN. That’s so true

    • @josephmayfield945
      @josephmayfield945 3 года назад +6

      I live in the Midwest.
      Our violent crime is actually really high.
      I live in northern Indiana. We have more gun violence than most places in the nation.

    • @NateS917
      @NateS917 2 года назад

      ​@@josephmayfield945 ok hard ass

    • @ZemanTheMighty
      @ZemanTheMighty 2 года назад

      @@josephmayfield945 yeah but the point is that midwestern people just can’t sell it. You could kill 5 men in cold blood and still look like a dork if you tried to act hard

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes 2 года назад

      @Bold One damn I’d love to see that lol

  • @yordiduward2598
    @yordiduward2598 9 месяцев назад +5

    I love this guy man really ... He's jokes are hands down hilarious

  • @jebadibus1779
    @jebadibus1779 4 года назад +139

    Bill Burr is my spirit animal.

  • @NoYouAreNotDreaming
    @NoYouAreNotDreaming 4 года назад +161

    i decided i was not going to leave,so i attacked everything they loved...LEGEND

  • @SSJFACPACIFIST
    @SSJFACPACIFIST 5 лет назад +533

    One of the greatest humans ever to touch this earth. 🍻🔥

    • @rajdubois
      @rajdubois 5 лет назад

      SSJFACPACIFIST ok boomer

    • @jimmyflynn4669
      @jimmyflynn4669 5 лет назад +2

      Cheers

    • @guynamedglenn
      @guynamedglenn 5 лет назад +6

      Kermit not laugh, didn’t laugh

    • @rajdubois
      @rajdubois 4 года назад

      Dylan Kline yo chill issa joke karen, also i commented that 4 months ago

    • @rajdubois
      @rajdubois 4 года назад

      Mr. Epic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @glovere2
    @glovere2 8 месяцев назад +8

    His jokes are so well conceived and executed and he’s not afraid to confront the BS, but he lands the comedy every time. Love that guy.

  • @luistello8661
    @luistello8661 4 года назад +32

    7:28 shit that was one of the best responses i've ever seen. So quickly and smooth

  • @l7weenie273
    @l7weenie273 4 года назад +31

    "I did roofing in July and almost died" LOL

    • @Jeff-sp7bg
      @Jeff-sp7bg 10 месяцев назад +4

      He's not lying that is brutal work. Even if your dark you better cover up and drink a gallon of Gatorade

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 10 месяцев назад +3

      As a redhead !

  • @ttuny1412
    @ttuny1412 10 месяцев назад +4299

    Burr isn't wrong about Steve Jobs

    • @tobiastessmer5125
      @tobiastessmer5125 10 месяцев назад +143

      No, he isn‘t. But that wasn‘t his talent. Even in the early days, that was Woz. Jobs had the talent to clearly recognize what would be a hit, what would change the world, and he was a master speaker and a master of selling stuff.

    • @Endorphins27
      @Endorphins27 10 месяцев назад +257

      @@tobiastessmer5125but he didn’t make the actual products…. He was an idea man after the beginning he’s an over idolized man who actually has been detrimental to our society we don’t need computers in our pockets.

    • @monkchips
      @monkchips 10 месяцев назад +259

      The reference to Edison was perfect too. Stealing peoples ideas and calling them his own.

    • @tobiastessmer5125
      @tobiastessmer5125 10 месяцев назад +40

      @@Endorphins27 No, he didn’t make the products, nor did he invent them. But to recognize what has the potential to change the world, that is an important talent to have in a company (or a startup, in the early days). And what’s also absolutely certain: without his ability to sell things and to give a keynote where he talks a penguin into flying, Apple would not be what it is today.

    • @Jonbo117
      @Jonbo117 10 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@monkchipsExactly, youre tapped in bro.

  • @berenedain8427
    @berenedain8427 4 месяца назад

    "You stood on the heads of those little people!" had me in tears 😂😂

  • @richmeier
    @richmeier 4 года назад +28

    Bill burr is so honest it’s hilarious confronting

  • @Defund_HOA.
    @Defund_HOA. 2 года назад +93

    That "be a gentleman" bit was gold. Idk who she is, I'm sure she's a great person, but that sums up so many divorce situations.

    • @Myhandleisasecret123
      @Myhandleisasecret123 10 месяцев назад +7

      It isn't a good person, don't worry

    • @renjithjoseph7135
      @renjithjoseph7135 9 месяцев назад

      You can tell by the hair that your assumption is wrong. That and the statistics

  • @YouTubeSukks
    @YouTubeSukks 3 года назад +3291

    "He's like Edison."
    Edison routinely stole other people's work and made it his own. Good comparison...

    • @SLqB11
      @SLqB11 3 года назад +275

      And than Bill topped it off with Tesla, from whom Edison stole the most.

    • @vikrantsubakade9281
      @vikrantsubakade9281 3 года назад +97

      Yeah that Tesla thing was a masterstroke

    • @Andrew-fv4sj
      @Andrew-fv4sj 3 года назад +25

      @@SLqB11
      Pretty sure he was talking about musk, he’s called musk Tesla a few times. Ironically this all applies to musk as well

    • @copbabycombo1311
      @copbabycombo1311 3 года назад +6

      Wow you're so smart. /s

    • @copbabycombo1311
      @copbabycombo1311 3 года назад +4

      @Zenith No Steve Jobs was also a genius. His IQ was 160. 160 and over is considered genius.

  • @SamanthaLewis-jm3xe
    @SamanthaLewis-jm3xe 7 месяцев назад +2

    Absolutely love Bill Burr, not only hilarious while talking sense, he's fit as well.

  • @UltimaPowers
    @UltimaPowers 4 года назад +6861

    Jimmy Fallon has all the personality of a lukewarm glass of water.

    • @Subscribeordye
      @Subscribeordye 4 года назад +197

      Diluted water

    • @johnbragg410
      @johnbragg410 4 года назад +340

      aw c'mon there's some artificial sweetener in there

    • @LibyanSoup
      @LibyanSoup 4 года назад +9

      both get drunk too

    • @amh7427
      @amh7427 4 года назад +17

      BOOM! 👏👏👏

    • @genericwhitemale1114
      @genericwhitemale1114 4 года назад +14

      He's a good actor though or at least was..

  • @heavybre
    @heavybre 10 месяцев назад +160

    Bill's intrusive thoughts are undefeated

  • @mbbuckeroo15
    @mbbuckeroo15 4 года назад +43

    Conan I can’t believe that marriage didn’t work out 😂😂😂

  • @lp1043
    @lp1043 5 месяцев назад

    That was great, “you’ll be right there with me “ 😂 glad you like it

  • @CJPooz
    @CJPooz 2 года назад +23

    Bills one of the only old school legends that can make the world open up on controversial shit man. He’s a diamond in the ruff

  • @miloelite
    @miloelite 10 месяцев назад +32

    4:57 “If I was a dictator those people would be eliminated.” 😂

  • @fidelio6472
    @fidelio6472 5 лет назад +70

    8:20 the Pitbull interpretation has me dead

  • @elhorrendo7026
    @elhorrendo7026 8 месяцев назад +3

    Bill Burr carries the torch for comedy greats like George Carlin. RIP, George. Thanks for all the laughs.
    Thank you, Bill for being yourself and so many laughs.

  • @frankfang1932
    @frankfang1932 5 лет назад +115

    The way Bill Burr sit is brutal and unreal.

    • @jcnot9712
      @jcnot9712 5 лет назад +1

      Zihao Fang his back surely must think so

  • @tuckerrobbins9592
    @tuckerrobbins9592 4 года назад +95

    Burr and Conan are so great together. Conan one of the few talk show hosts I still really like

    • @neckofthewoodsupdated7549
      @neckofthewoodsupdated7549 3 года назад +2

      Because they're both Red heads from Boston..... So they kinda Relate to each other.

    • @thehammer9599
      @thehammer9599 10 месяцев назад

      His bit on Haiti was cringe.

  • @sgtspite
    @sgtspite 4 года назад +210

    I want to see Bill Burr and Karl Pilkington in a room together, now that would be hilarious!

    • @totalSLACK
      @totalSLACK 4 года назад +2

      🤯

    • @CorridorJ
      @CorridorJ 4 года назад +2

      Bills gone on record saying he hates his show and doesn’t find him funny so

    • @sgtspite
      @sgtspite 4 года назад +7

      @@CorridorJ Yeah, I saw that, but that's exactly why I think it would be hilarious as I don't think Karl would find Bill funny either!

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 4 года назад +1

      Nah, they're way too opposite.

    • @totalSLACK
      @totalSLACK 4 года назад +3

      @@iim4xii129 but also exactly the same..

  • @corsair7531
    @corsair7531 7 месяцев назад +1

    ''Buy some dockers and come home''. It's funny as hell, but so true!

  • @helenhughes7670
    @helenhughes7670 4 года назад +61

    I’m from the UK and I’ve only just discovered this guy. He is hilarious!
    When he talks about not liking people I can relate 👍

    • @BigBluenoser
      @BigBluenoser 4 года назад +2

      Welcome to the party!

    • @soundtracksre-imagined7680
      @soundtracksre-imagined7680 3 года назад +2

      Watch his special from the Albert Hall…

    • @williampatterson3683
      @williampatterson3683 2 года назад +1

      Just recently discovered Bill Burr...what a find! Billy Connolly with an American accent...and that is a compliment.

    • @trentbateman
      @trentbateman Год назад

      The UK really doesn’t have many great stand ups

  • @remyr5749
    @remyr5749 4 года назад +72

    Dead on with the Steve Jobs roast. Steve was a salesman/middleman plain & simple. Woz and the rest of the engineers should have been the 90+% stakeholders.

    • @Vaerah
      @Vaerah 4 года назад +3

      Exactly, and I know Conan's playing wingman but he didn't have to compare him to Edison. Unless he was being next-level ironic because he was a fraudulent thief.

    • @dipasharma5518
      @dipasharma5518 4 года назад

      Well most of his wealth waa from his investment in Pixar which later Disney bought.

  • @reneeblackwell8738
    @reneeblackwell8738 2 года назад +18

    I love to watch him DESTROY a heckler. He is a master at his craft. He has this incredible quick wit. He could totally wing it and be hilarious. The best.

  • @Karl_Drogo55
    @Karl_Drogo55 3 месяца назад +1

    "whats up kiddd?"
    "not much..BRAD" hahah

  • @dudebfg0123
    @dudebfg0123 Год назад +6

    That bit at 9:39 was just so funny to me. The completely casual random natural setting of ranting at a kids playground but he has a mic, the old/shitty quality, and just the joke itself. The way he said "Brad" was perfect

  • @nigelnyoni8265
    @nigelnyoni8265 2 года назад +23

    7:32 😭🤣😂 he bites back really quickly

  • @jjdaze4162
    @jjdaze4162 4 года назад +1224

    The woman who asked him "Can women be funny?" got totally owned by Bill Burr's answer. She was so naive she didn't even realize the education he was trying to instill on her.

    • @celestial2091
      @celestial2091 4 года назад +35

      absolutely 🔥🔥

    • @Atombender
      @Atombender 4 года назад +161

      She was constantly looking at the camera as if she was trying to ask viewers to help her out.

    • @livinginthefastlaneisgetti5691
      @livinginthefastlaneisgetti5691 4 года назад +52

      @@Atombender Cause they knew how dumb her question was so she just kept nervously laughing

    • @liquidsandwich1052
      @liquidsandwich1052 4 года назад +122

      It was a stupid question to be fair, anyone can he funny, it's not about race or gender or sexuality, it's just if you've got the charisma and humour for it. The problem with unsuccessful comedians is that they tend to blame everyone else while not realising it's them and their material

    • @Julio_Gomes
      @Julio_Gomes 4 года назад +55

      Acctually I think she agreed with him and was trying to get that reaction. She looked like a kid whose parents are defending her to her brother or something, she looked so happy with his awnser.

  • @treydraper9825
    @treydraper9825 10 месяцев назад +2

    One of my favorite comedians!!!! 🤣😂🔥🔥

  • @kaiobikeg8749
    @kaiobikeg8749 5 лет назад +61

    The part about opra had Conan cracking the fuck up. That was great.

    • @wider7998
      @wider7998 4 года назад +1

      Kaiobike G87 sorry but could you explain it to me xD , it seemed really funny but i don't know who opra is and what she did

  • @jaegergames7042
    @jaegergames7042 2 года назад +28

    It's great seeing Nathan Fillion laughing along all too happily with Bill and his humour.

  • @leonidasenetanya
    @leonidasenetanya 4 года назад +37

    Bill Burr is just speaking the truth in a hilarious way. Love him.

  • @BobZombie8806
    @BobZombie8806 5 месяцев назад +2

    Bill Burr can tell the same joke 100 different ways and it will be funny 100 times

  • @shmokin702
    @shmokin702 4 года назад +11

    “Buy some Dockers and come home” 😂😂😂

  • @michaelgreenfield4253
    @michaelgreenfield4253 4 года назад +171

    Bill doesn't buy into the BS. We need more comedians like him. You know, like it use to be.

    • @jasoncoburn445
      @jasoncoburn445 2 года назад +5

      Well, yes and no.. He has strayed into the libral patch a bit, but generally speaking I agree.

    • @abcdefg-xm7dc
      @abcdefg-xm7dc 2 года назад +9

      @@jasoncoburn445 sure, cause nobody appreciates comedy like a conservative 🤣

    • @Walhor
      @Walhor 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@jasoncoburn445 he gone soft due to family. It happens to alot of comedians sadly

  • @RUHI4
    @RUHI4 4 года назад +17

    Can you imagine this guy hosting an Oscars...Instant EPIC!

  • @harleyd6632
    @harleyd6632 5 лет назад +87

    He’s the greatest comedian to ever walk on stage

    • @theanonymoustalk
      @theanonymoustalk 4 года назад +7

      Easily dave Chappelle, bill burr's great tho

    • @weskile1642
      @weskile1642 4 года назад +8

      George Carlin
      Bill burr
      Chappelle

    • @glennarcher6
      @glennarcher6 3 года назад

      Every name mentioned above are in the greatest category. Dave & Bill are my go to guys though.

    • @justinedse3314
      @justinedse3314 2 года назад +1

      Nope, the answer is Richard Pryor.

    • @NymbusCumulo928
      @NymbusCumulo928 2 года назад

      Maybe top 10, maybe.
      I would say he's on par with Joan Rivers, which isn't saying much.
      Honestly I would put Tosh a rung above Burr.