The Worst Shrek The Musical Review... Ever

Today I react to the worst review I have ever seen for Shrek the Musical.
This video is made for entertainment purposes, and isn't meant to offend anyone
Songs included:
Act One
• Overture/Big Bright Beautiful World - Mama Ogre, Papa Ogre, Shrek
• Story of My Life - Fairytale Creatures
• Don’t Let Me Go - Donkey
• I Know It’s Today - Young Fiona, Teen Fiona, Fiona
• What’s Up, Duloc? - Lord Farquaad, Ensemble
• Travel Song - Shrek, Donkey
• Donkey Pot Pie - Dragon, Donkey
• This Is How a Dream Comes True - Fiona, Dragon
• Who I’d Be - Shrek, Fiona, Donkey
Act Two
• Morning Person - Fiona, Bluebird, Ensemble
• I Think I Got You Beat - Shrek, Fiona
• The Ballad of Farquaad - Lord Farquaad, Ensemble
• Make a Move - Donkey, Three Blind Mice
• When Words Fail - Shrek
• Morning Person (Reprise) - Fiona
• Build a Wall - Shrek
• Freak Flag - Fairytale Creatures
• Big Bright Beautiful World (Reprise) - Shrek
• This Is Our Story - Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, Ensemble