Metalhead Life Hacks
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2020
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this is basically chris destroying merch for 6 minutes
Harley Harley i liked the video honestly but it was kinda sad seeing chris thrashing merch like that
Nego ney, voce é um delirio coletivo
AIOROS ala o metaleiro
@Harley Harley I think it was funny even tho my eyes watered
@@polishcowm7366 hsuahsushs
Man, quarantine is really getting into Chris' head this time
Crazy bastard xD
Crazy bastard xD
“This time”
Its humorous, but its unfortunate that that merch had to suffer.
Indeed
The Iron Maiden vinyl part hurt me but i know they're trolling
That was a Mormon Tabernacle Choir record for a quarter at the salvation army store... I did the same thing to make picks with my pick punch
The maiden album (at least the original) has eddie printed on the label.
Same
*They're
@@evanmiller2495 sorry im greek
Life hacks for metalheads.
Iron everything.
Iron t-shirts...
Iron patches...
...
Iron Maiden...
Need I say more?
Grass on balcony
Im gonna iron Iron Maiden, hopefully bruce doesn't catch on fire tho
Fuck ironed patches
I would be furious if someone did that to one of my maiden records
Especially when its an original copy like that one
Yeah same
I dont own any records, just cds I remember accidentally dropping my phone on my holy diver cd. I panicked so much coz i thought I destroyed it, only to find out I actually just caused a small scratch on the cd case. The cd was fine the case not much.
Yeh, but number of the beast is fucking shit so it doesn't matter anyways
Yeah same
More like, how metalheads destroy their own priced possessions.
Priced
Priced
priced
Priced
Priced
I'll never be the same after seeing Chris do that to the slayer cd
@Harley Harley I felt physical pain watching that lol.
It's a reissue, the original didn't look like that cd inside
@Danny Dircio hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha,.....
@Danny Dircio I have never heard someone be so wrong!
@Danny Dircio i don't think they suck, but i do respect your opinion!
I felt personally attacked when he was “cleaning” the Iron Maiden vinyl
The "How to give a bunch of metalheads anxiety" video.
I still laughed, it's all good.
It succeeded with me
Watching Jared dines is like drinking bong water
Yes
Nah bong water is better
Don’t insult bong water like that
When he started abusing the iron maiden vinyl and the slayer cd, I cried
Same😥
Rip
Y same
The vinyl and cd hack physically hurt me
Same
The moment he broke the iron maiden vinyl I really felt like a part of my chest broke
"just crank it up to 666 and see what happens" *starts singing*
A more appropriate title might be: How to get the fire department called by the neighbors.
When he snapped one of the finest albums of all time, it really hurt.
That was a Mormon Tabernacle Choir record for a quarter at the salvation army store... I did the same thing to make picks with my pick punch
Shirts on fire, ironing table is on fire, shirt says "Children of Tool"... Perfect!
This was painful to watch
😐😐
It is, hurt me soooo much 😨
I dont trust anyone who just "irons on" patches
Why? It is perfect. An then you sew em on
@@mrvinyl-mrchili9583 I think he means people who iron them and don't sew them.
@@AnUtterSimpleton i know 😜
*whistles innocently*
f1srt!
no
Yes
damn it
@@jhofffilms Exodus?
Nooooooooo not the hell awaits album
I near hung myself when he broke that Iron Maiden original press.
You sure
@@cursedcliff7562maybe
Throw back to when Karpizzle destroyed a King Diamond CD with an axe
This hurts...
Killed every last of my brain cells 😨
1:20 ahw c'mon man you don't do that to an iron maiden vinyl
Oh the vinyl lifehack made me "live" a little inside
The Number Of The Beast Part Hurt My Brain 😔
Same
Anyone seen the movie Animal House? Remember Bluto's reaction when all those liquor bottles were broken? That was my reaction to Chris breaking that Maiden vinyl.
I could smell the fire through my screen
"Happy birthday to me"
I WANT A SLEEPOVER WITH THIS GUY😭🖤
How can Chris be so serious in videos that are like this.....true talent.
Ah yes today i learned how to clean my
Ah yes WODOS towel
Wood glue on vinyl. Smear it over and when it dries gently pull off. It really works.
Once again, the greatest metal related channel on RUclips did not fail us.
Thanks for your efforts
Quarantine's definitely messing with our heads. . .
*tries to blow fire* “uh uh happy birthday to me”
As a fashion designer myself seeing that iron burn through clothes is highly brutal. 🤘 Nice touch with the tool patch.
So much chaos in one video, awesome man
I love how much Chris broke music stuff and how much pain it caused 😆
Earliest i've ever been, 42 seconds ago, love you guys! Me and my friend were featured in one of your videos. Thanks for everything!
I have been waiting longer for a new video than for a new SOAD album
soad sucks
I’m really happy to see some recognition for Woods Of Ypres! There a great band, and they are so underrated!
Kinda made me excited watching you defile that Bodom Tshirt. You are doing God's work
It's just painful to watch
Very painful to watch 😬
Should've named the video "Crazy metelhead destroys beautiful merch"
Oh my God, watching you "wash" your Number of the Beast vinyl literally caused me physical pain...excuse me while I wash the blood from my eyes. XD
I had to keep pausing this to ugly laugh like every 30 seconds
Being here within the first like minute feels special
I legit screamed when he snapped the Iron Maiden vinyl.
Press F for all my vinyl lovers
Be careful using these kind of metal horns... Gene Simmons will sue you.
God i hope he doesn't find me
Folks this gentleman has upped his reputation from a garden snake to a cobra.
1:25
That's also the best way to clean your laptop, i.e. scrubbing. Just take out the motherboard and clean it up. Nice squeaky clean:)
I just died and went to hell watching you clean that Vinyl, funny shit!
this video is just pure pain
Until now, I hadn't notice I was doing my metalhead life hacks wrong. Thank you, Thin Jhoff. RIP YMMEL. 🤟🏼
almost every single point you made it the video made me actually flinch... so good work(?).
This is my favourite video so far
finally a new jhofffilms video
Joined the patreon. You guys are truly a great channel. FUCKINNNNN SLAYERRRRR
I love how he nervously sing before he burns himself
I love u chris n all the jhof ppl
You helped me in being a better metalhead
Finally a new Jhoff video 😂
Man I just love it how we keeps subtly shitting on Children of Bodom throughout the whole video 😂😂
Lmao I’ve done the cd poster thing once and I still regret it to this day
loved the video Chris
Anyone else felt physical pain when he destroyed that vinyl
I felt fine
the only life hack video i'll watch
The camera keeps getting better and julians hands keep getting shakier
the camera keeps getting heavier and my arms keep getting weaker
Jhofffilms right on
Love the videos man!
Chris Johff you are absoulute legends.
Wow cool see you next year for another upload
My soul hurt as soon as I saw the vinyl and running water
10/10 video, will watch again
I don't think I'll ever emotionally recover from watching the vinyl part
I always have trouble getting the peel off my CD's! Thanks man!
Fuckin love your stuff man no shit you’ve helped me through a lot
Am I the only one who got shattered when they saw the Children of Bodom shirt getting burned?
How to do stuff in a metalhead way. I'm a metalhead. I've been a metalhead for over a decade, and I'm mostly into Technical death metal and dsbm, Progressive metal and some Thrash metal. Everytime I headbang I keep thinking of Jhofffilms running down a street in public screaming Slayer!!!!!!
Edit: Why did you burn the Children of bodom shirt. You could've gave it to me!
If 2020 was a shirt, it would be that Children Of Bodom shirt.
LMFAO
@@ThrashedTV HOLY CRAP YOU RESPONDED HOLY CRAP OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST LOVE YOU CHRIS NO HOMO
@@ThrashedTV Thank you dude... You made my day, thank you so so much!!
@@zaingauci2054 I love you too buddy!
i love how in the second time he burns the shirt, you can see the lighter in his hand. thats fucking funny.
Those devil horns hurt me. I feel attacked.
This video is making me go slowly insane
i had a heart attack after he split that vinyl
''happy birthday to me'' you kill me 🤣😭
I literally did the cd poster thing with the danzig II lucifuge cd that you can fold into an inverted cross
The slayer and hammer HURT!!!
Still gold guys!! Thanks for vid guys🤘🤘🤘
Thanks for the lifehacks man🤣
Stay safe! FUCKING SLAYER🤘🏾
I would take care of my metal CDs and shirts at all times. I would be pissed if I mess them up.
What did that T-shirt do to you
This video physically hurts
Very unexpected but really happy to get this video
i had a fucking aneurysm when Chris snapped that Maiden vinyl
Great video keep it up guys 🤘👍
I used to call Carach Angren "angry carrot" because I couldn't pronounce the band name for the longest time. 🤣
This video hurt my soul
He destroys everything and starts a fire fuck yeah
I have been opening my CD's wrong this whole time! You forget to show us of how to open cassettes! xD
That Maiden part really hurt