I thought Chris was going to wake up from a dream, after he fell to the floor, I figured it to be the perfect set up for him to wake up in his bed with a bunch of empty beer cans lol
@Danny Dircio I'll prolly get drunk while listening to Slayer. I'm having my military comission on the Valentine's day, so at least someone will be touching my balls.
Me, Married: “I know, I’ll think of something sweet to do for my wife on Valentines Day.” Also Me, Married: “Bro, don’t waste your time. She started hating you three years ago.” Me, Married, talking to the Beer I snuck into the Basement where I sleep: “Will you beer my Valentine?!?”
@@basedintellectual9704 I can bet my life on the fact that I'm in better shape than you while having a better social life too. Dont generalize too much bro. But I do understand the arguing part tho.
This year‘s Valentine’s Day definitely is Exodus Day! ...And Testament and Death Angel Day, but mostly Exodus Day!! They play in Oberhausen, Germany this Friday. 😄
The bonding time of sewing on the battle jacket,, careful that's how I got a "little bro-ett" . And for me the carvings was a dirty stake knife out of the sink . I can really appreciate your seance of humor putting on the belts!!
Finding a girl metalhead is nearly impossible. Actually finding a metalhead in general is pretty hard in this sad world where Hip hop is considered the dominant genre.
Tell me about it... I don't know if I'm just getting old, or if metal heads are becoming an endangered species... are teenagers getting into metal anymore? All I'm seeing in the young alternative scenes nowdays are e-boys & e-girls.
@@angelagrayson222 it is a problem our society has. These kids are just not able to appreciate real music by humans with talent. People who listen to rap or pop are mostly doing that because they dont know shit about music. Thats why I am glad to have a father who encouraged me to watch Joe Satriani DVDs when I was a little boy. Lol I am starting to become a bommer but rather boomer than poser.
I'm 27 years old and I'm a long time single Metalhead. Although, I got some Metalhead friends at where I live, but where I live, there are no other Metalhead girls for me to date which I'm still searching for. All I keep seeing is the same Normy girls that loves pop, rap and emo.
This is like a metalheads wet dream
@Danny Dircio Sadly
SLASH METAL FOREVER
Yes... But.. just a dream :(
Just a dreammmm....
Aha
Putrid Abomination I can confirm
Girlfriend? What band is that? Never heard of then.
Kind of obscure tbh
They're kind of like that new band e girl but actually good
@@jhofffilms what do you mean obscure ? is this something like an Obscura cover band ?
Its thrash metal band from Uganda
Iron 'maiden' duh
*"i JuSt NeEd To PuT tHe BeLt On"*
I thought Chris was going to wake up from a dream, after he fell to the floor, I figured it to be the perfect set up for him to wake up in his bed with a bunch of empty beer cans lol
Maybe he did...
🤣🤣🤣
See Chris with another girl *INSTANT CLICK*
Christ? Where?
@@sushio4247 😂
Especially bc she seems to be the rare female metalhead
@@sammcnab9188 Yea for her to be hot and metal....I think they are extinct.
Now that's real Slash Metal romance. Heavy Valentinesday.
Dude, how to write in runes on keyboard??? Tell me, Dennis, plz
@@arturbedowski1148 You seem not evil enough to master the power behind this locked secret. ዘልዘል
This was the most beautiful Jhofffilms video to date❤
Ongg
There’s no hole in the pizza box.
One, cut a hole is a box...
@@redlaserfox3988wat?
"Valentines day (for metalheads)"
Finally I found a jhoffilms' video that I don't identify myself
Rip slayer
Wtf the slayer's tours r.i.p. not the band!!!!!!
@@emilvelin0v312 um they retired
@@daddyskil4507 no thsy are not
Their mennager said that they actually stopped the tour but this doesn't mean that they won't have new songs
@@emilvelin0v312 proof
@@emilvelin0v312 Yeah, proof?
First comment
Jhofffilms gay
You son of a ... i wantet be first
You little piece of shit xD
Ooga booga (caveman metal)
How just how is that possible
"Will you be(er) my valentine ?"
If someone would ask me like that would instantly say yes !
The plastic flowers are accurate.
Now this is couple goals!
You know what metalheads needs too? 'Beer Day'. 🍺
Every day is beer day, dude. Come on.
@@SC4211 I agree but there's no such thing as too much appreciation for beer
✊🍻
Way to lower your testosterone and grow your beer belly
imagine having a girlfriend as a metalhead. this guy can do everything
I had a girl tell me I'd never find someone if I keep wearing band shirts...I'm 31
Don't believe such lies.
@@Szopjale1 I'm keeping my head up King
we will get there eventually, stay true to who you are
Well, did you find a girl..?
@@Miss_K3k97 its been 45 min give me a chance bruh
Me on Valentine's : *listens to crowbar's entire discography*
You're fucking right dude
Your acting like that’s a bad thing
My dream is to wake up to a girl wearing nothing but a huge pantera shirt that is too big like a robe
💯🤘🤘
When is the lone metalheads version coming out :(?
@Danny Dircio I'll prolly get drunk while listening to Slayer. I'm having my military comission on the Valentine's day, so at least someone will be touching my balls.
Well i am heading out and getting high with the boys
Did I just hear someone call my name?
Oh you mean karpizzle? Lol
Me and my gf were just gonna take a tab get high asf and watch the Pantera home videos on valentines Day since she hasn't seen it
i cant stop watching how he threw the cig so casually
Gene also invented breathing, walking and everything else
wise words from a metal god
Me, Married: “I know, I’ll think of something sweet to do for my wife on Valentines Day.”
Also Me, Married: “Bro, don’t waste your time. She started hating you three years ago.”
Me, Married, talking to the Beer I snuck into the Basement where I sleep: “Will you beer my Valentine?!?”
Sounds like the life. Seriously tho if she finds out about that 1 beer all hell will break loose.
Bryan the god of gods warbeast 666 MMA Oh dude you have zero idea. Then the mother in law gets involved: “Do yOu ReAlLy tHiNk U nEeD tHaT?!?”
On 14th February I am gonna cry and play my thrash metal playlist
If only...I’m ordering a pizza on Valentine’s Day I’ll tell ya that much. 🤘🏻🤘🏻
Dude this makes me want to fucking cry. I need this in my life.
3:40 She should have taken a picture of him and put it on an album cover. Would sell for sure.
FRR
Holy shit, if some girl carve Slayer into my arm should be the girl of my darkest dreams.
Probably a black metal fan girl
So much black metal in this comment section, respect.
Black metalheads are nerds that sit in their basement all day arguing about music. Thrash is the way to go.
@@basedintellectual9704 I can bet my life on the fact that I'm in better shape than you while having a better social life too. Dont generalize too much bro. But I do understand the arguing part tho.
@@vonbl3 I can bet my life I had more partners in my life and my penis is bigger. Anything else?
Me on Valentines day, closing in my room in the dark and blasting slayer, death, pantera
This is actually my dream valentines day.. until the carving slayer into the arm bit.....
Wdym until carving slayer in the arm bit. Shit was lit.
Lowkey want a lot of this to happen on valentines-
A metalheads dream come true lol
Jhoff will you be my Valentine
Varg??
This year‘s Valentine’s Day definitely is Exodus Day!
...And Testament and Death Angel Day, but mostly Exodus Day!!
They play in Oberhausen, Germany this Friday. 😄
The belt scene was beautiful
No need to flex the fact that you are in a relationship, cheers ✌️
2:16
*You trust that woman too much.*
Twas also the day that Hoffman discovered he still had blood in his alcohol stream.
Me: Sees them being a couple on Valentines Day
Also Me: Tries to get girlfriend on Valentine's Day
How did it go?
Dude it isn't Valentines Day and it also hasn't passed so I don't know yet
@@essejay7952 I know, keep us updated king
🤘 fucking love obituary.
Omfg Def helped my valentine's post blues!! Thank uuu
"so, do you deliver pizza?
-No, you do..
-Oh, that's right!"
xD
Let the bodies hit the floor
Thats better than every romantic movie ever made
Happy Valentine's Day, metalheads!
You can carve Slayer into your own arm. A partner is used to carve it into your chest.
My dude is crushing it
The bonding time of sewing on the battle jacket,, careful that's how I got a "little bro-ett" . And for me the carvings was a dirty stake knife out of the sink . I can really appreciate your seance of humor putting on the belts!!
My boyfriend and I visited a behemoth and slipknot concert for valentine's day. It was the best valendeathsday ever.
unfortunately my life will never look like this #foreveralone
i will never be truly happy until someone does this with me
I need more this.
I‘m going to a concert on Valentine’s Day hahaha :)
Testament, Exodus and Death Angel?
same! i’m seeing Suicide Silence
I am deciding between Paradise Lost and Artillery, both on Valentine's Day. Could you help me choose? :)
JOHN its just Slipknot in Vienna haha
She's a cutie, and kinda looks like Rouge
Sitting there sewing our vests is pretty much what my boyfriend and I do
I love this so much dude
OMG, this gal was amazing!! Bravo!
I fucking lost it when they fed each other strawberries off the knife
And the cutting slayer bit LOL I love dark humour
I’m a little sad I don’t think I made the contest but I’m very exited to see everybody else’s Slayers!
This Valentine’s Day is certified thrash 😎
Ok potential movie star could be another thing that Chris could do
Just a writing in the hand and with just a knife !?
I've do that on my head with a viking axe X))
This video is very cool !
3:23 ouch...
baby cuts
@@moe8885 Its upside down
Great shirt. Going to see Exodus live today. Best thing you can do on Valentines Day.🤘🏻
how have I just now seen this channel....I subscribed broskie.
Holy shit, that was the most beautiful thing i've ever seen in my entire life
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And i'm not even talking about her
1:20 "There's No Pizza, I Ate It On The Way Over Here, I'm Sorry."
2:54 *Littelary The Both Bite Into A Piece Of Pizza*
lol fuck.
And thus did love bloom, over metal and beer.
It's Exodus day? I'm currently wearing an Exodus shirt, I've got that covered, bud!
Chris: Fuck Valentines Day it's Exodus day
Me: Fuck yeah Exodus Day
Using a bong as a flower vase 😂
Most romantic shit I've ever seen
Finding a girl metalhead is nearly impossible.
Actually finding a metalhead in general is pretty hard in this sad world where Hip hop is considered the dominant genre.
But! You said "nearly"! Cuz it IS possible! And that's true! Keep searching dude and u'll find that one!
Tell me about it... I don't know if I'm just getting old, or if metal heads are becoming an endangered species... are teenagers getting into metal anymore? All I'm seeing in the young alternative scenes nowdays are e-boys & e-girls.
@@angelagrayson222 it is a problem our society has. These kids are just not able to appreciate real music by humans with talent.
People who listen to rap or pop are mostly doing that because they dont know shit about music.
Thats why I am glad to have a father who encouraged me to watch Joe Satriani DVDs when I was a little boy.
Lol I am starting to become a bommer but rather boomer than poser.
I'm 27 years old and I'm a long time single Metalhead. Although, I got some Metalhead friends at where I live, but where I live, there are no other Metalhead girls for me to date which I'm still searching for. All I keep seeing is the same Normy girls that loves pop, rap and emo.
I'm an 18 year old girl metalhead.
You guys should really bring back horror movie reviews
Man.. if only my birthday wasn't on Valentine's day, I would have been carving band names into my arms and thighs.
2:53 Chris I thought you ate the entire pizza
I ordered pizza today too. Didn’t get any bullet belts attached to a bullet babe however. Next year.
Happy Fucking Valentines Day.
And listening to Bullet For My Valentine all of this day
PS. This video is true masterpiece
I'll be Watching tears don't fall meanwhile when I am miserable and alone ahahaha
Ok emo
I loved this🤘🤘
I didnt even know that i had a dream before this video
I loved it! Who says Valentine's Day has to be Dorky? 🤘
This is literally my dream
Lmao wouldn’t it be cool to have a girlfriend
Went to see Exodus and testament this weekend. Best fucking concert ive ever been to. Exodus went the pit go fucking wild \m/
I waiting for this because why not Fuck yeah . FUCKING SLAYER
LOVE THIS
that is definitely not how you are suppose to order pizza
Metalhead Jesus meets Xena the Warrior Princess
1st step: Have a girlfriend.
G A M E O V E R
Because metalheads also have feelings.
awwww metalhead love goals
Theres a bong behind you man
RIP Chris
This may be the most beautiful thing ive ever seen......
Nah man my guitar tuning is VIRGIN.
Wow goals.
dude made a video just as an excuse to kiss the chick, mad respect bro
The cigarette 😂😂😂
Love this
Dude, I wish that this video was my Valentine’s Day xD