Christmas Shopping For Metalheads
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- Need some last second holiday gifts for Metalheads? Chris teaches you what to look for when Christmas shopping for your metalhead friends!
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Chris’s face when she said hot topic is priceless
I'm the 69th like
@@lucasgaumondmusic nice
Nice 420 likes. It would be ashamed if someone... *clicks*
Please use proper punctuation.
I would've liked this comment but it'd already on 666
When you go for the handshake but get a hi five
I have been there before😂😂
Hi-a five**
I just go for fistbumps now, haha
You know who the grownup was in this video.
@@theicedevil definitely chris
All I want for Christmas is a mall like this.
Same I don’t have much of a variety at
My mall
I have no mall I live in the woods
The Pretender I have a mall that lives in my woods
move to Canada. no shootings guaranteed or ur money back. maybe.
invadernik I live in Canada.
So Chris is that friend that drops everything he touches
The best kind.
Confirmed.
This has 666 like
Santa, I just want a friend like Chris.
robby saaaaaaaaaaaameeeeee
Same
Same
I want a boyfriend like Chris, unfortunately there are no metalheads where I live.
@@nigel7779 I'm working on mine. Luckily, it's not curly so it won't take as long.
Instead of coal we fill your stocking with hot topic receipts
No make it worse flame retardant, rip proof, and inedible hot topic Receipts
I actually laughed
!
@@ZacharyTheJackal and the receipts are like the letters from the first harry potter book if you get rid of it you will always get another one soon after
@@epicman2789 yes
“For the Sabaton enthusiast in your family” 😂😂😂😂😂
I got a Sven Hassel book once
thx mom :)
Everyone says that metalheads are hard to buy for, i mean come on dude. We are by far the easiest to buy for!! Now with this awesome guide, they have no excuses now!! Awesome video, have a very metal Christmas!!
Alternatively you can give us money and drive us to the nearest record store
Yeah, that works too!! :)
Pretty much
I’m glad I came across this 😂 now I know what to get my bf for whenever I want to spoil him. Holidays or not.
1:55 ''You can get your normie metalhead friend a nice Slipknot T-shirt.''
Damn... that was painful.
EDIT: fast forward one year later and I'm completely into death metal, black metal and grindcore. Slipknot is indeed for the heaviest metal band to my normie metalhead friends...
I'll never doubt you again.
yes...
No offense but some of their stuff looks normie.
@@jofunin3680 #tRIgGerRd (lol I agree)
I love slipknot and proud of it
Yeah that shit was painful but I listen to more bands then just slipknot so i cant be a normie
XD love his face when the girl said hot topic
That mall santa was definitely drunk. "the nasty list"
LOL
Nothings more Trve Kvlt than buying your Corpse Paint from Sephora
ikr lol 🖤🤘🤘🎸
Chris hugging Santa is the best thing i saw this year
Wholesome content
I would kill to have a store near me that sells Razor and Exodus cds. Or anything music/metal in general. \m/
Dude same. I've been looking but they are a pain to find. The book store carries slayer at time so that's good.
Dude omg, the country I live in has like nothing metal related and it's so annoying!!
@@nika-bx2gl Damn where u from?
@@nika-bx2gl same
Putrid Abomination piratepay is a great store
The face of the woman when he asks if he can buy a circle pit xD that killed me
I just want his jacket, mine has got only slayer '_'
Keep posting metal shit, I love your channel so much man.
Year not the only one, I've had the same 3 patches for 5 months
I'm a girl with a rather small frame so my vest can't fit many patches. I currently have 7 (including backpatch), but I'm hoping to find a way to fit more on it
Only just sla NO ITS JUST FUGGIN SLAYERRR!!
I have 29 patches in general but only 27 of them are sewn on and I still need more.
@@ZacharyTheJackal lel
Who else been playing the twisted Christmas on repeat
This year I won't, even I didn't do it last year
Never thought I’d live to see the day Chris Thrash would go to HopTopic
Random Internet Person he didn’t lol, just outside it
He sent someone in under a psuedo name to purchase quite possible the MOST metal fucking Christmas sweater in existence
Have a metal christmas everyone!
Same to you
You too bro.
Thanks bro \m/
Flät Ëãrth You Too 🤘🏾🤘🏾
This dude is metal jesus
your mall has metal cds?? the hardest album I could find at mine was probably the black album
I felt this on a personal level😂😂😂
07:06 "You think you could get Slayer to come out of retirement?"
"Oh idk... should be some pretty *HEAVY* negotiations" xD
I wish our bookstores, clothe stores, cd stores or music stores and malls have metal/rock genre/category.
I'm wearing camo pants right now and primarily listen to brutal death metal and have a knife in my pocket
Ur fkn tuff bruv
Trve p□ser
What brand & model knife? I'm a knife nerd, I need to know
In my pocket currently is the Cold Steel Recon 1 (clip point)
I like how the people who post comments hear like trve poser are too retarded to see a joke
@@johnnydeefan8807 so literally you
When Santa doesn’t know who Slayer is..
Santa Claus doesn't, but Satan Claus does
“I could go to metal injection to figure out what he has to say” 😂😂😂😂
You’re so lucky man
You found exodus cds at sunrise
That high five was pretty white chris.
And what’s wrong with that? Lol
"You can get your you know, normie metalhead friend a nice Slipknot tshirt"
😂😂😂😂😂
why are there so many metal things. Aaaaah I need such stores near me
So dear Santa, I want friends like Chris, thank you. (Yes the comment is stolen lol)
All I want for Christmas is a JHF x Killbot video
maaan how the fuck does someone be that active after chugging an entire beer and taking huge hits off a joint. I would have passed out lol
This video is so good, and I’m back to watch it for my 23rd time.
i think what makes this video even better is how sometimes your eastern canada accent just bleeds through
This was literally filmed in upper Canada mall right beside my house
Dude imagine Tom Araya dressed as santa at a mall
he doesn't need to he's a metal Santa already 🤘🤘
"a nice slipknot shirt"
Im so dead
I love Wintersun though lol, but his face when the girl said “Hot Topic” is priceless😂
Merry thrash Christmas to my boy Chris from Jhoffilms.🤘
there’s not a single place that sells music besides walmart near me :(
Same, only some supermarket (Biedronka), which sometimes has CDs and even less often metal or rock. Fortunately I'll probably get some money and just get a bus to a bigger city 60 km away and shop there after christmas
Same here. It sucks seeing the same 3 Iron Maiden over and over again.
@@putridabomination Your local shop sells Iron Maiden? I'm jealus now
@@emiliapawny4746 To be fair I've only found a few classics at Walmart, but nothing as badass like this Jhoff vid. I would be in heaven seeing all those CDs.
@@putridabomination It even has a punk/metal shelf. The biggest record store I've been in was in fact a media store (mosly book-oriented - called Empik) had only a few displays with CDs with all genres mixed, so I had to put up quite an effort to find anything. My local store only has CDs 2-3 times a year and even then it's mostly pop or disco polo (don't check it out, it's awful "music" which hit mainstream in Poland in the 80s I think and got popular because it was cheap. My dad used to work in record store in the 90s and it used to cost around 3 USD per CD if I didn't screw up maths)
I wish we had these kind of stores here in Alabama.
Well, shouldn't you?
Nick Kohlmann it’s the deep south
@@Orhime101 Never been to the USA
"ITS BEEN KILLED BY VARG" HAD ME FUCKING ROLLING 🤣
Sunrise records is actually sick, they have some pretty good slam on a good day
Lmao the way he pointed at the slayer shirt reminded me of a kid
a true metalhead only buys beer for christmas man
Nah beer is too weak for me
Na, it's all about the 70% homemade stuff.
Noticed the Rammstein Rosenrot CD you didn't mention. Got to love Rammstein. \m/
"Can i buy a circle pit here" XD me all day
The Mustaine book joke got me
This is the best Jhofffilms vid in ages
Lmaoooo “Could just go to metal injection to find out what Corey Taylor thinks”
I got so exicited when he mentioned blind guardian
The Santa made me smile, thank you jhoff
at the mall with no mask on touching everything. now thats thrash
I saw Anvil CD there.... funny/awesome Netflix Canadian METAL movie
Anvil: The Story of Anvil
I love that documentary, watched it three times and I'm not even Canadian. I find myself singing "Metal on Metal" at work often. They should have gotten more fame than they did. Hopefully their film helped stoke the fire of Anvil to folks who never had the chance to hear their music due to under exposure or being to young or not even born yet.
@@devildozer That was me, I never heard of them before and loved the movie and related since me and my 2 friends had our metal band in highschool. (footage and demo's here)
“Metalheads are satanic”
7:01
I love that Warbringer patch. War Without End is incredible.
Me: I want to buy every album
My wallet: you have 2 euros and 4 cents
That Wintersun reference got me good.
Very cool, Chris, very cool.🤘
Thank you so much Chris, I almost had no idea what to get myself this year.
LMAO THE DAVE MUSTAIN BOOK 💀
All I want for Christmas is for Pantera to reunite and maybe also see Queen live (in the 80s!)
I need this guy in my life.
I love probably burn the receipt no matter where it's from. It's fun to burn stuff
I want a new fucking pantera album for xmas RIP Vin and Dime
Happy Merry Christmas 2023 Chris...🎉🎉🤘🏽😁
Holy shit they uploaded!
Sweet, new upload while I'm at lunch
...wait! I thought Tom Araya was Santa
The guy in the video must've been fake
@@emiliapawny4746 that made me laugh so hard
“heavy fucking metal” *three seconds pass “santa!”
Twisted Christmas and obviously Christmas songs played by Dio, Lemmy etc.🤘🏻🎄
aye we have the same grave t shirt FUCK YEAH .Got it when they were on tour
Santa had no fucking clue what Chris was talking about 😂
i love this guys energy
Haha! "Literally this whole shelf"!!! I love it
5:48 he predicted eddie van halens death
Metal Christmas and Heavy New Year.
This was awesome! 😂🤘🏻 The lady at the end...
I was so ready for him to show the mustaine autobiography😂. Great book btw
I was not ready for that Mustaine joke. Fuckin killed me 😂💀
Chris asking Santa to get Slayer to come out of retirement is all of us this holiday season
this revived me
“Is that Avril Lavigne”
that Mustaine and the kicked out guitarist part made me piss my pants
this a pure example of how us metal heads aren’t violent
"His stores been broken into,it's sold out killed by Varg" lmao 😂
All I want for Christmas is four vintage tour shirts that usually cost $400 a piece for some reason.
Wish I had an "in" with Santa. My NWOTHM collection is a little light this holiday season. Anyhoo, great video as always. Looking forward to more metal goodness from @UCuQxF3ll00WJKXfv7q9Gk0g in 2020! Cheers.
Mustaine joke got me good lol
We need more videos like this.
A Great Christmas present :new jhoff video
its a good day when you get a jhofffilms video.
I want that misfits shirt
I admire Chris’s transformation
Dashing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh, what fun it is to ride and sing a slayer song tonight
You missed a few lines there... also that was terrible
This guy is actually me with a waaaayyyy better vest
I fuckin love these dudes
Santa knows what's up.
What a wholesome guy!
That jab at Wintersun was hilarious