Christmas for Metalheads

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @Ben-tg6ov
    @Ben-tg6ov 5 лет назад +1142

    How to decorate your very own Black Metal Christmas tree:
    Burn it down.

    • @AndyIli
      @AndyIli 5 лет назад +44

      Then rape a virgin on her period to death over it's ashes

    • @gj4312
      @gj4312 5 лет назад +25

      True. If you wanted to make it death metal, you could just burn the priest (in the nearest church).
      I'm sorry, I tried.

    • @sxixsplitup1908
      @sxixsplitup1908 5 лет назад +4

      Best comment

    • @ELICARLO11
      @ELICARLO11 5 лет назад +7

      God, shit that's the best answer that i ever read

    • @EvilMFNamedRalph
      @EvilMFNamedRalph 5 лет назад +5

      the star is a peace of deads skull

  • @JJ_957
    @JJ_957 5 лет назад +1019

    Legend has it if you leave beer out on Christmas Eve, Chris will come down your chimney and scream Slayer before drinking all your beer

    • @matchbonusxp2579
      @matchbonusxp2579 5 лет назад +50

      Fucking* Slayer

    • @MorbidMindedManiac
      @MorbidMindedManiac 5 лет назад +14

      *SLAYAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

    • @merisa2598
      @merisa2598 5 лет назад +10

      FUCKING SLAYERRRR

    • @marcypan8219
      @marcypan8219 5 лет назад +7

      Remind me to buy some beer then!

    • @ThrashedTV
      @ThrashedTV 5 лет назад +11

      Confirmed, post your beer out on Christmas eve and @jhofffilms for it to be shared!

  • @lukimarzi596
    @lukimarzi596 5 лет назад +615

    Yo that's a sick battle tree

    • @jhofffilms
      @jhofffilms  5 лет назад +85

      LOL Battle tree I love it

    • @daze9015
      @daze9015 5 лет назад +11

      My friend has a wallpaper on his phone with shit tons of battle logos. That's a battle phone
      Edit: i meant band logos

    • @thyxreaper
      @thyxreaper 5 лет назад +5

      “Battle Tree” 😂

    • @whitneysmiltank
      @whitneysmiltank 5 лет назад +3

      @Donnie Fatso Relax fatso, it's a joke.

    • @electronicaids6096
      @electronicaids6096 5 лет назад

      The toughest guy in the pit

  • @cannibalholocaust6667
    @cannibalholocaust6667 5 лет назад +680

    Jhoff uploading is the best christmas present i could ever ask for

  • @MoshWithEzra
    @MoshWithEzra 5 лет назад +136

    “It’s a bad time to be a metalhead running around with a knife.”
    IM WEEPING

  • @nickanderson2344
    @nickanderson2344 5 лет назад +116

    “It’s a bad time to be a metalhead running around with a knife” fuuuuck too soon😂😂😂

    • @thyxreaper
      @thyxreaper 5 лет назад +2

      Nick Anderson dead from mayhem reference??👀😂

    • @madisonhulton5813
      @madisonhulton5813 5 лет назад +28

      Keenan Nakogee no cannibal corpse guitarist reference

    • @ManiaBrosYT
      @ManiaBrosYT 3 года назад

      @Darth Nihilus I never said it wasnt

  • @griffinnb
    @griffinnb 5 лет назад +186

    Merry fucking thrashmas

  • @nigelskrypt
    @nigelskrypt 5 лет назад +355

    This truly is a Christmas gift, Jhoff has blessed us!

    • @utqiagvik1991
      @utqiagvik1991 5 лет назад +6

      Meanwhile in France:
      Varg Vikernes celebrates Yule.

    • @kvltkat
      @kvltkat 5 лет назад +1

      I love your profile pic!

    • @kvltkat
      @kvltkat 5 лет назад

      @@utqiagvik1991 HAHA yup, living the Pagan life

    • @utqiagvik1991
      @utqiagvik1991 5 лет назад +1

      @@kvltkat
      Right way of life.

    • @utqiagvik1991
      @utqiagvik1991 5 лет назад +3

      @@kvltkat
      Pelle Ohlin❤

  • @raulperez2308
    @raulperez2308 5 лет назад +330

    y'all been naughty for satan this year?

  • @fuckingslayer6261
    @fuckingslayer6261 5 лет назад +100

    FUCKING SLAAAYEEEER!!!

  • @guitarstuff615
    @guitarstuff615 5 лет назад +47

    Christmas isn’t for that guy who died on the beach or whatever
    *places picture of Lemmy on tree*

  • @abyssalproductions666
    @abyssalproductions666 5 лет назад +64

    Lmao nice reference to pat o'brien with the knife

    • @juggaloninja2219
      @juggaloninja2219 5 лет назад +13

      Donnie Fatso fuck u

    • @Nobody-hd5kx
      @Nobody-hd5kx 5 лет назад +5

      @Donnie Fatso that ego bro...

    • @aloptuleamagnificanton4983
      @aloptuleamagnificanton4983 5 лет назад +7

      Doniie Fasto I literally dont understand why such worthless fuckheads like you exist

    • @supermasterfighter
      @supermasterfighter 5 лет назад +4

      Donnie Fatso I want to know who hurt you. Seriously, who hurt you so bad that you have to create a RUclips account just to talk shit about metal you fucking troglodyte. Metal is the last bastion of good music

    • @raskullsshako
      @raskullsshako 4 года назад

      “Let me see what you have!”
      “A KNIFE!”
      “NO!”

  • @KratosofSparta9
    @KratosofSparta9 5 лет назад +33

    This was bloody brilliant! such a great way to get festive the Thrash way.

  • @heavymetal9383
    @heavymetal9383 5 лет назад +43

    Merry Hoffmas!!🤘🏽

    • @notsogreatcourier9536
      @notsogreatcourier9536 5 лет назад +2

      @Donnie Fatso dude, why are you on this channel responding to every comment on this video if you dont even like metal? and why are you so against people enjoying the amazing genre that is metal? What, do you only listen to indie but call them sellouts after 20 people hearing a second of their music?

    • @heavymetal9383
      @heavymetal9383 5 лет назад

      Donnie Fatso step out of your parents basement and step in front of a bus you fucking waste of a load.

  • @metalmatt915
    @metalmatt915 5 лет назад +25

    Jhoff has posted a new video? It's a Christmas miracle! Lemmy bless us everyone!

  • @MetalAndStoneYouTube
    @MetalAndStoneYouTube 5 лет назад +23

    I’ve been dreaming of a THRAAAAASH Christmas
    In to the mosh pit I Gooooooo
    Where the noses bleed red
    And the week remain dead
    I’ve been dreaming of a THRAAAAASH Christmas
    With every fist that clenches tight
    And every metal head understands they have the right
    To remain viooooooolent

  • @matusalmasi274
    @matusalmasi274 5 лет назад +38

    Christmas came early this year 🤘

  • @grandersongraf402
    @grandersongraf402 5 лет назад +70

    Plz more how to be a metal vocalist

  • @yaseminsert9914
    @yaseminsert9914 5 лет назад +43

    R.I.P Lemmy 🤘🏼🤘🏼

    • @morisco56
      @morisco56 5 лет назад +5

      @Donnie Fatso wtf is wrong with you?

    • @ThrashedTV
      @ThrashedTV 5 лет назад +3

      @@morisco56 He got let out of the autistic room, don't mind him.

    • @yaseminsert9914
      @yaseminsert9914 5 лет назад +1

      @Donnie Fatso Go fuck yourself fool , you are just a shit asshole poser ! If you want to know anything about Lemmy go on and search him .You don't know anything about metalheads !

    • @LeviandBilly
      @LeviandBilly 5 лет назад +1

      @Donnie Fatso If you are that stupid to not care and disrespect Lemmy, you clearly are not a metalhead as he influenced many bands.

    • @iLikeTrains0372
      @iLikeTrains0372 5 лет назад

      Rip dio

  • @ShlepthroTull
    @ShlepthroTull 5 лет назад +5

    Really appreciate the Toxik patch. You've now given me hope to actually find one.

    • @purevycara
      @purevycara 5 лет назад

      Bill Winstrom Same, Toxik is one of my favorite bands🤘🤘 Kingdom of backpatches on ebay has World Circus and Think This back patches for like 18 bucks. And I also found a think this patch with glitter thread that i’m definitely getting.

  • @ashleytaylor1109
    @ashleytaylor1109 5 лет назад +2

    *single tear falls down my face* beautiful

  • @fhdrummer8739
    @fhdrummer8739 5 лет назад +3

    Thank you so much! Made my Christmas 100x better already!

  • @feentv8647
    @feentv8647 5 лет назад +25

    merry nokarateinthepit-mas

  • @lilylastarza4983
    @lilylastarza4983 5 лет назад +6

    “But you really want people to know when they walk into your home that you identify as war sexual” I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @justycecarey3166
    @justycecarey3166 5 лет назад +1

    THE VINCE NEIL JOKE HAD ME SENT BRO😂 oh my God.

  • @tedcraboli8021
    @tedcraboli8021 5 лет назад +1

    This is the good timeline, more than one upload in the decade it’s a miracle

  • @rockydempsey94
    @rockydempsey94 5 лет назад +6

    What fun it is to ride and sing a Slayer song tonight.........

  • @sauroros
    @sauroros 5 лет назад +1

    The empty beer cans gave it a pretty elegant touch.

  • @jakerice2892
    @jakerice2892 5 лет назад +23

    Damn bet y'all having a good time, since the legalized weed

    • @alyyuri
      @alyyuri 5 лет назад

      Yeah...sure...for the one who smoke...not every metalhead smokes weed
      I'm one of them but hell yeah you can have a good time without it too

    • @jakerice2892
      @jakerice2892 5 лет назад

      @@alyyuri Dawg chill out if you don't smoke I probably wasn't talking about you. Not bucking. I know not every metalhead smokes. Don't take it so bad man

    • @alyyuri
      @alyyuri 5 лет назад

      @@jakerice2892 i'm not taking it bad i'm just bored as hell down here and i do not actually know what to do anymore, i mean i watched some dogs eaten alive of maggots and then saves on youtube...forgive my rude thing dude

    • @jakerice2892
      @jakerice2892 5 лет назад

      @@alyyuri Lmao dude it's cool man.

  • @peel1852
    @peel1852 5 лет назад +17

    Lets gooooo new vid

    • @KRatka-th9oz
      @KRatka-th9oz 5 лет назад +1

      jobl have you been downloading boobs again?

  • @enzogarcia.filmmaker
    @enzogarcia.filmmaker 5 лет назад +3

    I’m a simple man, i see a new Jhofffilms video, i like it. Merry christmas boi 🤘🏼

  • @larsswig912
    @larsswig912 5 лет назад +1

    Thrashing through the snow, in a one horse open Slay, over the hills we go, thrashing all the way.

  • @HPTFan
    @HPTFan 5 лет назад +2

    That Warbringer back patch and flag looks sick! Same thing with the Municipal Waste hat! I have two patches of the bands, put them on my clothes, and it looks thrash! I am going to see Warbringer in the first week of 2019. Metal! \m/

  • @rorschach5704
    @rorschach5704 5 лет назад +1

    "Seasons beatings motherfuckers!" Now thats how you start a fucking christmas video

  • @thrashvictim6591
    @thrashvictim6591 5 лет назад

    Chris has brought me back to my native roots and culture. Alcoholic Thrash Metal, I was going a stray a little bit. Thank you for reminding me of our ancestors.

  • @sickheadofficial
    @sickheadofficial 5 лет назад

    Why is just this channel the best Metal related channel I know?

  • @rayromanski7875
    @rayromanski7875 5 лет назад +2

    Lost it when Lemmy became the angel lol

  • @kristheshapeshifterwolf5444
    @kristheshapeshifterwolf5444 5 лет назад +40

    Your tree is so much more metal than mine. Mine is shit, most of the lights don't work and the ornaments have sparkly shit all over them that gets everywhere.
    Have a Merry Christmas!

    • @Saraa968
      @Saraa968 5 лет назад +2

      KrisTheShapeshifter Wolf I don't even have a Christmas tree, you 're lucky

    • @UrLocalBandNerd
      @UrLocalBandNerd 5 лет назад +1

      Mine has that nasty snow it gets all over everywhere and all the ornaments have glitter on them

  • @putridabomination
    @putridabomination 5 лет назад +2

    This is the most metal Christmas gift ever, a new Jhofff vid... Thank you. \m/

  • @brutalnecrodude6667
    @brutalnecrodude6667 4 года назад

    That Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy can be used in some brutal ballet 🤘🏻 I’d gladly join it (again)

  • @metalfan4863
    @metalfan4863 5 лет назад +1

    I'm not usually the festive type, but damn is that the best looking Christmas tree I have ever seen

  • @metallicaboy1238
    @metallicaboy1238 5 лет назад +2

    This is the canadianest thing I’ve ever seen! We Ontario kids respect this tree

  • @gentlechieftain
    @gentlechieftain 5 лет назад

    Uploads once in every three years but it's worth it .

  • @blueberry2377
    @blueberry2377 5 лет назад +3

    1:19 'Where's my beer?' 🤣

  • @batman66ism
    @batman66ism 5 лет назад

    Cool moshing around the Christmas tree. And yes R.I.P. LEMMY

  • @DorianTheReaper
    @DorianTheReaper 5 лет назад +24

    MORE SUICIDE JOKES PLS

  • @nevergonnagiveyouup6078
    @nevergonnagiveyouup6078 5 лет назад +1

    The production quality ooOOOooOOo

  • @tomekgnr321
    @tomekgnr321 5 лет назад +19

    Where's Karpizzle? Music is good tho!

    • @guitarstuff615
      @guitarstuff615 5 лет назад +1

      Tomislav Gredisnjak karpizzle is a pussy, got nothing on Chris

    • @bryanquinnfilms4401
      @bryanquinnfilms4401 5 лет назад +3

      Tomislav Gredisnjak he died for thrashing too hard :( rest in slayer

    • @juanmam.2113
      @juanmam.2113 5 лет назад +4

      @@bryanquinnfilms4401 Cream cheese overdose I heard was his cause of death

  • @reallyusefulidiot572
    @reallyusefulidiot572 5 лет назад +1

    Slayer we will never forget you

  • @w4lkingc4t4
    @w4lkingc4t4 5 лет назад +4

    just hang full beers on the tree, that way you and your buddies can chug on them as you open the presents

  • @brokenrings1989
    @brokenrings1989 5 лет назад +1

    Everybody hip thrust that mother fucking like button and look they got 100K congratulations guys

  • @jarrett4154
    @jarrett4154 5 лет назад +1

    christmas came early? this is the best gift ever! thanks for posting jhofffilms!

  • @dagontheseatitan7846
    @dagontheseatitan7846 5 лет назад +1

    Best Christmas tree of all time

  • @Eulenmannn
    @Eulenmannn 5 лет назад +1

    The only thing I want for christmas is a fockin HOW TO BE A METAL VOCALIST video

  • @FrostBluey
    @FrostBluey 5 лет назад +1

    I wish I can decorate my tree like this!

  • @rlanger3108
    @rlanger3108 5 лет назад

    A new Jhofffilms video? It is truly a miracle.

  • @comradewarnke3917
    @comradewarnke3917 5 лет назад +4

    7:24 if you pause it at just the right time you can catch a glimpse of the fabled julian.

    • @metalmike3780
      @metalmike3780 5 лет назад

      slo motion and then pause it at the right time

  • @foreverapathetic8228
    @foreverapathetic8228 5 лет назад +1

    The Christmas tree is amazing

  • @drunk6050
    @drunk6050 5 лет назад +1

    I love Jhofffilms. Rip Lemmy. Merry Christmas!

  • @litunicorn3474
    @litunicorn3474 5 лет назад +4

    KEEP ON ROCKING DUDE

  • @tob2089
    @tob2089 5 лет назад +1

    The truest video I’ve ever watched

  • @neroburn2533
    @neroburn2533 5 лет назад +1

    FUCCKKING SLAYER, hey guys I'm following your channel for a few month &I Have to say I really like the way you run this shit this is the best the most professional channel about Metal and all related I found on youtube. I saw injustice videos subscribed right away of coarse I liked it too

  • @metallicaboy1238
    @metallicaboy1238 5 лет назад

    And the subtle cannibal corpse guitarist reference at the end

  • @creamC19
    @creamC19 5 лет назад +1

    awesome, I would buy this christmas tree instantly, RIP Lemmy

  • @neroburn2533
    @neroburn2533 5 лет назад +1

    This year you can add 24/7 Metal station, make a crazy Metal mix I could listen to Nonstop and also do more Live shit!

  • @hannahatance2876
    @hannahatance2876 5 лет назад

    YOURE BACK FROM THE DEAD👏👏👏👏👏
    Y’all need to upload more,,,.

  • @matko8038
    @matko8038 5 лет назад +3

    Nice agent orange shirt

  • @thrashmachine1505
    @thrashmachine1505 5 лет назад +1

    This video is beautiful

  • @silovitipanj4958
    @silovitipanj4958 5 лет назад +1

    Bonded by Blood is actually the third best thrash album first one being Pleasure to Kill and the second one is Killing Technology

  • @haf816r
    @haf816r 5 лет назад

    Awww. He tried. And that's sweet.

  • @Ostaan123
    @Ostaan123 5 лет назад +1

    this be some smooth filming, great job Hoff!

  • @Lambag-Daniel
    @Lambag-Daniel 5 лет назад +2

    Haaaa! JOHN CAMPBELL! took me a second to get that joke

  • @steliosgavrilis_V8
    @steliosgavrilis_V8 5 лет назад +2

    Thats Fucking Amazing Christmas Tree!!!!!!🤘🤘🤘

  • @vahsharo1980
    @vahsharo1980 5 лет назад +1

    i like ur christmas decor there jhofffilms.

  • @alyssabrown6214
    @alyssabrown6214 5 лет назад +1

    Merry Chrismas🤘🏻😆

  • @konekochan6687
    @konekochan6687 5 лет назад +25

    Do you think Karpizzle would let me stay with him for Christmas?

  • @oleksiispitsyn7139
    @oleksiispitsyn7139 5 лет назад +2

    Though you left Evile out, almost had a heart attack

  • @sekishokuelegy
    @sekishokuelegy 5 лет назад +3

    you're alive

  • @DontTouchMe5000
    @DontTouchMe5000 5 лет назад

    Well now, chris finally figured it out for us

  • @beerguitarfreak89
    @beerguitarfreak89 5 лет назад +1

    I am so inspired to buy a christmass tree and decorate it just like this. LOL

  • @mcst6969
    @mcst6969 5 лет назад

    It's a very very clean and tidy house for a metalhead how trows around/away every fucking shit what it is in his hand!

  • @shatteredglassfonsi1030
    @shatteredglassfonsi1030 5 лет назад +1

    A masterpiece

  • @ED-fx7sf
    @ED-fx7sf 5 лет назад +2

    Great Clip. Merry x-mas from Germany

  • @doublebassboosted4632
    @doublebassboosted4632 5 лет назад +1

    Congratulations from Romania, good job man:)

  • @xshots4mex160
    @xshots4mex160 5 лет назад +2

    Best Christmas tree I've ever seen cx I need to make mine metal asf now

  • @chandlers7341
    @chandlers7341 5 лет назад

    This is the first video I watched on your channel and I LOVE IT!

  • @lucasguerreroocampo9122
    @lucasguerreroocampo9122 5 лет назад

    The best christmas tree that even seen

  • @wheelchair1410
    @wheelchair1410 5 лет назад +1

    I bought a fucking Bonded by Blood backpatch for my jacket! You showed me this album Chris, thank you, it's now one of my favorite pieces of thrash. Fucking Thrash!

  • @laughingfungus5382
    @laughingfungus5382 5 лет назад +1

    How i want to spend my christmas

  • @zekegembala6119
    @zekegembala6119 5 лет назад +2

    Funny as hell. Nice work, chris. \m/

  • @camw.467
    @camw.467 5 лет назад

    ❤️You're back after not uploading for literally months

    • @jhofffilms
      @jhofffilms  5 лет назад +2

      We've uploaded 8 videos in the last 2 months what in the goddamn fucking hell are you talking about?

  • @adamzitsch9027
    @adamzitsch9027 3 года назад

    Best christmas tree I ever seen in my whole dam life .........

  • @Rydawg1388
    @Rydawg1388 5 лет назад +1

    I got so hyped when I saw this vid!😂😈fuckin Chris decorating a Christmas tree METAL!!

  • @thorvalld
    @thorvalld 5 лет назад

    Legend has it Lemmy is rasing his beer to you as well...

  • @na-yo2ji
    @na-yo2ji 5 лет назад +1

    This is the best thing in history.

  • @loveislove-ck5cq
    @loveislove-ck5cq 5 лет назад

    I don't know what side of youtube I stumbled into but I like it.

  • @misshillaryigrainnecarter2731
    @misshillaryigrainnecarter2731 5 лет назад +1

    The annilator patch holy fuck 😂

  • @elilowrey6679
    @elilowrey6679 5 лет назад

    This is definitely how me and my brothers would decorate our tree

  • @ttturb0489
    @ttturb0489 5 лет назад +14

    Fucking slaaayeer

  • @metaljunkie8393
    @metaljunkie8393 5 лет назад +1

    I love that Alice in Hell back patch