Metalhead Job Interview

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @bramgroenhof
    @bramgroenhof 8 лет назад +1122

    Poser Disposer.
    The hero we need but don't deserve

    • @ipimptrolls948
      @ipimptrolls948 7 лет назад +18

      bramgroenhof spit my beer out when he said poser disposer 😂

    • @juanantoniocarmonacamacho3344
      @juanantoniocarmonacamacho3344 5 лет назад +3

      Disposer heroes

    • @yoav04444
      @yoav04444 5 лет назад +3

      Damn so many ac/dc thots dead

    • @MetallicaRules
      @MetallicaRules 5 лет назад

      I want to like your comment, but it's at 666, and I don't want to ruin it.

    • @pr0tored129
      @pr0tored129 5 лет назад

      WHOEVER THE FUCK LIKED AT 666 LIKES IS A POSER, IN NEED OF BEING DISPOSER(ED)

  • @SomebunnyASMR
    @SomebunnyASMR 8 лет назад +791

    "yes that's my father, Tom Araya" "oh...excellent"

  • @moonlightmadness5849
    @moonlightmadness5849 8 лет назад +1106

    went to an interview in a cannibal corps t shirt and got the job. and still working at the same liquor store.

    • @ultradude2491
      @ultradude2491 8 лет назад +16

      moonlight Madness cool!!

    • @GMovieSeeker
      @GMovieSeeker 7 лет назад +101

      Dress for the job you want, as they say!

    • @joshstanton267
      @joshstanton267 7 лет назад +7

      haha nice haha! i scored a job once in the same way!

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 7 лет назад +4

      moonlight Madness so wear a Nightwish shirt to a play audition. Got it. Especially if it's something like Les Mis or Beauty and The Beast.

    • @FernandoGarcia-xc5xy
      @FernandoGarcia-xc5xy 6 лет назад +4

      moonlight Madness I got a job at Wal-Mart wearing a black Dahlia murder shirt

  • @DanielFlores-gx7xi
    @DanielFlores-gx7xi 8 лет назад +2019

    "the avenged sevenfold concert is next door"
    "yeah, I'm not into Christian metalcore" hahaha great

    • @cotyrobish2833
      @cotyrobish2833 7 лет назад +9

      XD

    • @trevorstockton2516
      @trevorstockton2516 7 лет назад +109

      Daniel Flores even though they’re my favorite band I laughed so hard at that

    • @aidenmillerTheclassicgameWiz
      @aidenmillerTheclassicgameWiz 7 лет назад +63

      Trevor, do you need a therapist?

    • @sopsilist2030
      @sopsilist2030 7 лет назад +13

      lol i love a7x

    • @alexdeanda8386
      @alexdeanda8386 7 лет назад +48

      Daniel Flores I like that he said avenged sevenfold and Chris is always saying that they stole overkill logo which is the most trve metal fact

  • @SenseiJosh
    @SenseiJosh 8 лет назад +698

    "How many words can you type per hour?"
    Six.

  • @149CreepingDeath08
    @149CreepingDeath08 8 лет назад +802

    Anything with Chris is just gold

  • @vltraviolet
    @vltraviolet 8 лет назад +435

    yes, that's my father tom araya

    • @21stCenturyNabokov
      @21stCenturyNabokov 7 лет назад +14

      Its ALL OF OUR father we are all in the metalheads family

  • @Dan-jg6dq
    @Dan-jg6dq 8 лет назад +75

    Wouldn't be a video with Thrasher Chris without at least one "FUCKIN SLAYER"

  • @matheusibanez
    @matheusibanez 8 лет назад +598

    "I don't listen to christian metalcore" lmao

  • @the_main_chow
    @the_main_chow 8 лет назад +260

    *_FUCKING SLAYER_*

  • @johnappleseed8369
    @johnappleseed8369 8 лет назад +204

    "you do need living references"
    "ok, fair enough"
    lol

  • @PritomAhsan008
    @PritomAhsan008 8 лет назад +185

    You guys are so underrated! :(

  • @ebay3912
    @ebay3912 8 лет назад +231

    Shawn mendes is the best grindcore band, their album the stage was the best

    • @rubencabello9377
      @rubencabello9377 8 лет назад +26

      E Bay Remember when they collaborate with Freddie Mercury the best death metal bassist ever

    • @ebay3912
      @ebay3912 8 лет назад +11

      TheKunotozi Cod yeah I remember on their brutal album starboy

    • @rubencabello9377
      @rubencabello9377 8 лет назад +7

      E Bay nothing else matters was the best song of that album

    • @ebay3912
      @ebay3912 8 лет назад +7

      That song is so brutal I mosh to it everynight before I go to sleep

    • @rubencabello9377
      @rubencabello9377 8 лет назад +4

      E Bay and the guitar solo of that song of Joey jordison is perfect

  • @SeriouslyMikey
    @SeriouslyMikey 8 лет назад +501

    I bet Chris' hair smell of old beer and sick. A trve metal smell.

    • @ThrashedTV
      @ThrashedTV 8 лет назад +47

      It smells like happiness.

    • @jhofffilms
      @jhofffilms  8 лет назад +125

      It actually smells like moroccan oil.

    • @sgtryoseirui6394
      @sgtryoseirui6394 8 лет назад +19

      Moroccan oil and reek of putrefaction?

    • @sarahclaire3431
      @sarahclaire3431 8 лет назад +37

      Can confirm it smells like Moroccan oil.

    • @alex111531
      @alex111531 7 лет назад +1

      So it is not at all punk?

  • @garretthibdon
    @garretthibdon 8 лет назад +246

    you forgot Cliff burton

    • @swuggerman
      @swuggerman 8 лет назад +40

      and chuck schuldiner

    • @gulnihalkaya9954
      @gulnihalkaya9954 8 лет назад +12

      Garrett Hibdon and kurt Copenhagen

    • @odditeax
      @odditeax 8 лет назад +6

      Unknown Chuck Schindler's List*

    • @mrsuperstarxv6006
      @mrsuperstarxv6006 8 лет назад

      what is chuck s list?

    • @obi-wannabekennotbi2418
      @obi-wannabekennotbi2418 8 лет назад +10

      Mr Superstar XV One of the videos references Chuck Shuldiner as "Schindler's list" as there has been few names twisted as a joke.
      I guess as both surnames look and sound simmilar, they have both a germanic origin.
      Schindler's list is a list of people saved from the Holocaust by Oscar Schindler during the war.

  • @Ryan_Thompson_Guitarist
    @Ryan_Thompson_Guitarist 7 лет назад +52

    Not gonna lie. Chris is why i'm subscribed to this Channel

  • @hydraglyphics
    @hydraglyphics 8 лет назад +96

    This has to be one of my favorite videos from you guys

  • @Warbringer1184.
    @Warbringer1184. 8 лет назад +146

    Jesus Chris does look like Tom Araya

  • @DeathMetalDingbat
    @DeathMetalDingbat 8 лет назад +68

    Chris you forgot to ask if the interviewer had any exodus dude.

    • @JJ-ls6el
      @JJ-ls6el 8 лет назад +1

      Nice profile picture.

    • @fuskerbob5898
      @fuskerbob5898 8 лет назад +5

      Lars Ulrich's hairy left nut hey lars

  • @thecryptidhunters3807
    @thecryptidhunters3807 6 лет назад +20

    What better use is there for a battle jacket than
    "What's _insert band_ ?"
    *points at patch*
    It's a beautiful system.

  • @invadernik
    @invadernik 8 лет назад +183

    how does thrasher chris need money if he can afford a god damn bmw?Lol

    • @dubsinthetubs
      @dubsinthetubs 8 лет назад +43

      He was able to afford it from his old jobs so now that he was laid off he has to get a new job to continue getting money

    • @poisonousshadow4521
      @poisonousshadow4521 8 лет назад +42

      invadernik maybe he found it somewhere... or won at one of those things where you can win something with beerbottles

    • @jorgenborgen9625
      @jorgenborgen9625 5 лет назад

      He spent all of his money was spent on the BMW

    • @Synnystershy
      @Synnystershy 5 лет назад +6

      He stole it from a poser whom he desposed of.

    • @roanhynes9082
      @roanhynes9082 4 года назад +3

      he probably stole it from some drunk guy at a show

  • @deltarunefan7730
    @deltarunefan7730 6 лет назад +20

    "It says here that you sang all of Angel of Death during the national anthem." I can't even

  • @GrayWoIf
    @GrayWoIf 8 лет назад +66

    at 4 am "FUCKING SLAYER!"

  • @amairanifelix397
    @amairanifelix397 7 лет назад +8

    The resumé is gold. Chris is gold. This entire video and channel is gold. Beautiful.

  • @christianwhitmore4753
    @christianwhitmore4753 7 лет назад +30

    "That's my father Tom Araya"

  • @BrunoinChains
    @BrunoinChains 8 лет назад +53

    A7X is most definitely the best anime of them all.

  • @captaincuck3102
    @captaincuck3102 8 лет назад +75

    Metalhead casting couch next?

  • @TobusPls
    @TobusPls 8 лет назад +29

    You had me at Jeff Handlebar

  • @swedishrocknroller7508
    @swedishrocknroller7508 8 лет назад +91

    where can I get the no karate in the pit shirt?

    • @swedishrocknroller7508
      @swedishrocknroller7508 8 лет назад +7

      thx

    • @heisenbooger
      @heisenbooger 6 лет назад +16

      Go see them live. Tshirts should be bought by sketchy dudes on the street, found on the ground after blacking out, and bought at the merch stands of course.

    • @keafoleafo8368
      @keafoleafo8368 5 лет назад +3

      @@heisenbooger Do they sell the shirt at the concerts?

    • @enigmaticbeing666
      @enigmaticbeing666 2 года назад

      i got my shirt on Amazon

  • @SnowTheJamMan
    @SnowTheJamMan 8 лет назад +246

    A7X is definitely the best Christian metalcore band

    • @HPTFan
      @HPTFan 8 лет назад

      I like your Norma Jean Polar Similar profile picture. That's a solid album. 😎

    • @HPTFan
      @HPTFan 8 лет назад +1

      I saw them last November when they were touring with For Today. What an awesome concert! Best one of the year. 😏

    • @HPTFan
      @HPTFan 8 лет назад

      I will see Silent Planet again in the new year. 😁

    • @SnowTheJamMan
      @SnowTheJamMan 8 лет назад +1

      Oscar Ortiz
      No, they're definitely christian metalcore, i don't know what band you're listening to

    • @kevinvincent9023
      @kevinvincent9023 8 лет назад +9

      what?.....they stopped being metalcore a long time ago. Also I don't think that they are collectively all Christian and aim for the band to be spreading a religious message.

  • @I_Come_From_Rlyeh
    @I_Come_From_Rlyeh 7 лет назад +29

    Tom Arya is not his father.... he's our father!!

    • @huskytan
      @huskytan 6 лет назад +3

      Fucking communism

  • @henrykarlsson5845
    @henrykarlsson5845 7 лет назад +12

    "I really like this picture it matches you"
    "Yes, that is my father Tom Araya"

  • @kylemain63
    @kylemain63 8 лет назад +21

    This is the best video on RUclips I would nail a metalhead job interview

  • @VKHSD
    @VKHSD 7 лет назад +16

    i sang angel of death during the anthem also

  • @austindotson9382
    @austindotson9382 8 лет назад +86

    I really want that Havok shirt so I can show my hatred for Hardcore dancing and to piss people off at Warped Tour and Metalcore shows.

    • @vondracrain6220
      @vondracrain6220 8 лет назад +25

      Dude why would you even be at a metalcore show?

    • @oliverbender3764
      @oliverbender3764 8 лет назад +22

      Vondra Crain To show how much you hate Metalcore.

    • @lemursven9195
      @lemursven9195 7 лет назад +1

      Oliver Bender obviously!

    • @XxHxCRaverxX
      @XxHxCRaverxX 7 лет назад

      metal

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 7 лет назад

      Austin Dotson I have Nightwish and Symphony X on standby. Now I need to find a KSE or BFMV concert, or have one of my friends drag me to a PTV or BMTH concert. Either way I'm sure to piss someone off although the latter two would be funnier with all the scene kids my age flocking there.

  • @jamestheepicfan111
    @jamestheepicfan111 8 лет назад +43

    chris is literally everthing good with life

  • @BoyAditya
    @BoyAditya 8 лет назад +69

    trashiology with a minor mosh ^_^

  • @Rockstarmama310
    @Rockstarmama310 7 лет назад +15

    ironic enough... I got interviewed on the spot and hired while wearing a morbid angel shirt. ahahah fuck Yeah! [let's get caffeinated]

  • @jacktilghman9797
    @jacktilghman9797 8 лет назад +17

    you are seriously one of the best comedians on this platform

  • @thefloker7519
    @thefloker7519 7 лет назад +8

    That "No Karate in the pit" shirt is awesome!

  • @j-psalmi8039
    @j-psalmi8039 8 лет назад +6

    I fucking lost it when he came out of the car with Warbringer blasting in the background

    • @GUNTALE
      @GUNTALE 7 лет назад

      J-P Salmi what song?

    • @j-psalmi8039
      @j-psalmi8039 7 лет назад

      Sergey Vinitsky Severed Reality

    • @GUNTALE
      @GUNTALE 7 лет назад

      J-P Salmi thanks

  • @tcaw8813
    @tcaw8813 8 лет назад +2

    probably my favorite of your videos honestly

  • @blackrosedragon3948
    @blackrosedragon3948 7 лет назад +13

    The world needs more poser disposers!

  • @jimmygray4525
    @jimmygray4525 7 лет назад +19

    "Uh the Avenged Sevenfold concert is next door actually". "I don't listen to christian metalcore". LMFAO! Nice one.

  • @abyss2620
    @abyss2620 8 лет назад +17

    Can you post the bloopers for this

  • @JimnyThePython
    @JimnyThePython 7 лет назад +14

    Let's get some caffeine in our system Great, I could go for a beerThat's not where you get caffeine from

  • @MrsFoxx-iv4sn
    @MrsFoxx-iv4sn 8 лет назад +122

    LOVE EXODUS!!

  • @jakesunboxingvideos5121
    @jakesunboxingvideos5121 6 лет назад +3

    "What kinda company you running here bud?"
    "Baby diaper import & exports"
    "Sounds like a real shit show."
    I've been laughing at this joke for almost 10 minutes now

  • @cellyzs
    @cellyzs 8 лет назад +12

    NO KARATE IN THE PIT!!!1!!!!!!!!

  • @Andf-kc4xx
    @Andf-kc4xx 8 лет назад +9

    "Poser disposer" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @toxicwaltzer3649
    @toxicwaltzer3649 7 лет назад +2

    Just found these guys. Every video is honestly so funny.

  • @dariuslazar6035
    @dariuslazar6035 7 лет назад +2

    ,,-What's Slayer?
    -Fuckin Slayer"
    ,,-And again that type of language will not be tolerated.
    -Oh shit my bad''

  • @heavymetalmusichead4969
    @heavymetalmusichead4969 7 лет назад +2

    "There will not be any mosh pits here."
    "Well, we'll see what happens."

  • @duckyfluffs1532
    @duckyfluffs1532 8 лет назад +2

    Chris: "Yes. I have other references."Interviewer: "Soooo, you have 3 dead ppl on here?"XD XD X'0 I'm dying!!

  • @ShisuiElric50
    @ShisuiElric50 8 лет назад +10

    Best part that had me laughing the most was him having a two page resume. Ha.

  • @bluesyace9564
    @bluesyace9564 7 лет назад +1

    Random girl : so, whats your hobby?
    Chris: fucking slayer

  • @jazming001
    @jazming001 7 лет назад +3

    "Yes, that's my father, Tom Araya." The best part of the video.

  • @noodle845
    @noodle845 6 лет назад +1

    You lads are geniuses. I need more of this shizzle karpizzle🤘

  • @2lexander
    @2lexander 6 лет назад +2

    "Let's get some caffeine in our system"
    "Yeah, I could go for a beer"

  • @buffalobill3152
    @buffalobill3152 6 лет назад +1

    This job employer offended me. And that’s hard, I love this channel

  • @wheelchair1410
    @wheelchair1410 6 лет назад +4

    "Ye, that's my father, Tom Araya"

  • @ilovegymnastics7684
    @ilovegymnastics7684 7 лет назад +1

    Thats the best interview so far. OMG that was facking insane dude. Keep it up i like that.

  • @maclunkey7275
    @maclunkey7275 7 лет назад +2

    I watch the shit out of these videos in study hall and I can’t not laugh my ass off Jesus Christ 10/10

  • @TheTransylvanian
    @TheTransylvanian Год назад +1

    I once sang angel of death during the national anthem 😂😂😂

  • @SchlegelcFM
    @SchlegelcFM 8 лет назад +8

    FUCKING SLAYER!!!!!

  • @arathar24l
    @arathar24l 8 лет назад +13

    Dani G is finally back. Thought you guys drifted for good.

    • @jhofffilms
      @jhofffilms  8 лет назад +11

      Dani G will always be the heart and soul of this channel.

    • @thearchivist7824
      @thearchivist7824 8 лет назад +3

      Dani G's a fucking virgin.

    • @thearchivist7824
      @thearchivist7824 8 лет назад

      Jhoff?

    • @masterblaster8440
      @masterblaster8440 8 лет назад +1

      The Abyssal Archivist yes, julian hoffman

    • @thearchivist7824
      @thearchivist7824 8 лет назад

      Deathcore Kids Ram Each Other During A Breakdown is actually pretty good. Though the plot is better than the actual fucking.

  • @Amyrayanne
    @Amyrayanne 7 лет назад +19

    I just got hired at my job. I wore ripped black skinny jeans an arch enemy t shirt with cuts in it and black boots. My boss said she wished she could be more like me and the next day she wore a GnR t shirt to work.

    • @sayanorasonic
      @sayanorasonic 7 лет назад +1

      Amy Cossaboon you gotta be kidding

    • @Amyrayanne
      @Amyrayanne 7 лет назад +5

      lol no im dead serious I dress like this every single day I get a few looks but its what ever my work has no dress code

    • @sayanorasonic
      @sayanorasonic 7 лет назад +3

      Amy Cossaboon you are so lucky that people around there are not against metalheads, its the opposite in here. People here are obsessed of short hairs with boys, students need to have those hipster undercuts. I remember my teacher giving us a homework to make our most favorite literary piece in a paper, i wrote the lyrics of angel of death and got the worst possible score lol

    • @Amyrayanne
      @Amyrayanne 7 лет назад +1

      I honestly just dont care. I dress alot like Christina Scabbia. If people dont like it, its their problem. =)

  • @smidget5843
    @smidget5843 7 лет назад +2

    "luckily theres no mosh pit here" "well.......................................... we will see what happens".

  • @Halal7-8-6
    @Halal7-8-6 7 лет назад +6

    He is son of Slayer

  • @tac21_10
    @tac21_10 7 лет назад +5

    Yes that's my father tom araya😂😂😂😂the funniest part above all

  • @yushka1917
    @yushka1917 5 лет назад +1

    Karpizzles acting skills are as good as its regularity to make videos

  • @downwiththissortofthing7433
    @downwiththissortofthing7433 8 лет назад +6

    Windmilling at 10kph? HIRED!

  • @davelabyrinth7382
    @davelabyrinth7382 8 лет назад +2

    The coffee part legitimately made me laugh 😂

  • @austinsutton5728
    @austinsutton5728 5 лет назад +8

    Officer : "sir have you had anything to drink tonight"
    Me : "no"
    Officer "step out of the vehicle"
    Me : 0:33

  • @wolftooth281
    @wolftooth281 5 лет назад +2

    I would've hired him the second he walked through the door.

  • @RanterInShades
    @RanterInShades 8 лет назад +18

    Import/export? VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!!!

  • @morbidonslaughter7050
    @morbidonslaughter7050 8 лет назад +1

    Extreme Noise Terror,Warwound,Doom,Sacrilege,Anti Cimex,Avskum,Mob 47,Disrupt,Amebix,and Hellbastard are references for your crust punk video hahahaha

  • @phorestpsy216
    @phorestpsy216 Год назад

    This is kinda feels like a WKUK sketch in the best way. RIP Trevor Moore.

  • @SchlegelcFM
    @SchlegelcFM 8 лет назад +3

    when you were just watching how to date a metalhead (my favourite) and wondering when a new video was gonna come out and then you check your subscription for an awesome surprise!

  • @FamilyGuyRoks6
    @FamilyGuyRoks6 4 года назад +2

    "what kinda company are you running here?"
    "uh, baby diaper import exports"
    "sounds like a real shit show"
    .
    .
    .
    .
    I see what you did there

  • @dylanschmeichel2008
    @dylanschmeichel2008 8 лет назад +66

    NO! fucking slayer is the best thrash metal band ever.

    • @tvojastara6664
      @tvojastara6664 8 лет назад +20

      DylanTheSmylan last year i told the guy at my record store Exodus is better than Slayer. I think he still hates me

    • @tk4x431
      @tk4x431 8 лет назад

      He definitely hates you.

    • @tk4x431
      @tk4x431 8 лет назад +1

      Oscar Ortiz Testament is pretty good

    • @bruhbbawallace
      @bruhbbawallace 8 лет назад +3

      Slayer is the most overrated thrash band imo, bands like Megadeth and Exodus are infinitely better.

    • @tk4x431
      @tk4x431 8 лет назад

      SteppupFoRetsam not really...

  • @REVENANTX98
    @REVENANTX98 7 лет назад +2

    It must be so hard to film these, I imagine you all laughing so hard

  • @jacobclark1284
    @jacobclark1284 5 лет назад +1

    "Yea that's my father Tom Arya" Haha me

  • @lululestat
    @lululestat 2 года назад

    Lol when he showed up all the beer cans fall out of the car and metal music blaring 😂😂😂

  • @lucasstanley3604
    @lucasstanley3604 8 лет назад +1

    please make more videos I fucking love them!

  • @CR3ATIVEx
    @CR3ATIVEx 8 лет назад +3

    7:34 So hard not to laugh there hahahaha

  • @yushka1917
    @yushka1917 5 лет назад +1

    Karpizzle should recive a prize for acting

  • @jonishy6183
    @jonishy6183 8 лет назад +6

    I also met Exodus once, we got stoned haha

    • @jhendkap.2340
      @jhendkap.2340 7 лет назад +3

      Mr Fish they say to this day no sober person has ever met exodus.

  • @luckylarry2146
    @luckylarry2146 5 лет назад

    Finally a funny video. Keep up the good work!

  • @AncientMorbidity1991
    @AncientMorbidity1991 5 лет назад +1

    Omfggg when he showed the pic of Tom saying that's my dad I lost my shit lmfaoooo. #SLAYERISTHEGREATEST

  • @oldchannel3098
    @oldchannel3098 8 лет назад +3

    I want to do this sometime and record the reaction

  • @agostocobain2729
    @agostocobain2729 5 лет назад +1

    I love how he pointed out rancid on his battle jacket not as a band, but as a term

  • @kristheshapeshifterwolf5444
    @kristheshapeshifterwolf5444 6 лет назад +1

    I should not watch these while drinking coffee. Almost spit coffee all over my computer monitor. lol

  • @kyledamron
    @kyledamron 6 лет назад

    Just found your channel watched a couple videos too funny! Love it, I subscribed. 🤘

  • @zanehakim7684
    @zanehakim7684 4 года назад +1

    It is Chris Cornell

  • @skullbreaker2827
    @skullbreaker2827 3 года назад +1

    Metalhead jesus..

  • @anonymous._.euronymous._.1349
    @anonymous._.euronymous._.1349 7 лет назад +2

    Where can I get that Cool ass Havok Shirt ??

  • @stephenschultz3471
    @stephenschultz3471 7 лет назад +9

    "I don't listen to Christian metalcore." Hilarious.

  • @IdhamZacky
    @IdhamZacky 8 лет назад +2

    karpizzle,pls do how to be heavy metal vocalist

  • @flaminglightsaber7897
    @flaminglightsaber7897 6 лет назад +1

    Love the killing is my business patch