How To Collect Metal Shirts
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- Опубликовано: 4 апр 2018
- After many requests, Chris takes the time to show off just a little portion of his T shirt collection.
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"The sleeves just fell off, I didn't even cut them off".
Clearly, you have been chosen by Lemmy
Dragan232 that's pretty metal
I just picture Lemmy watching him from above, going "Yeah, alright... have 'is sleeves come off, then"
Dragan232 I heard it in the lemony voice
665th like
I lead others into a treassure i cannot pocess
And used chucks magical powers to make them fall off.
What is this?
Two videos that aren't 10 years appart?
I smell heresy
Not truv kvlt
i know right
Comment is at 666 likes
Two episodes in less than a month? holy diver!
Holy Driver
Dio
How metal are you:
-Look you got 666 like
I unliked this comment to keep it at 666 likes
Me too, I guess it's gonna stay this way forever amd I'm glad about that
Next Video how to make Money to afford Band Merch.
Anonymous Euronymous I can see it already
Diego Venegas RIGHT
Anonymous Euronymous yes.
I mean, you don't tend to buy all of your merch at once. Some people do seasonal bulk purchase, like for example if their new favourite band puts out a new album, they just order that along with a whole bunch of other shirts and merch. What I do is, I buy a few T-shirts - Usually around 2-5 at a time - and wait a while, then if i find more good T-shirts I'll order them too, therefore over a long period of time I'll be able to have made a collection of T-shirts ALMOST effortlessly, and without spending over 250 pounds at once and getting broke for the rest of the month lmao.....
It’s easy work at McDonald’s. get cheeseburgers and yell FUCKIN SLAYER
10:40 my favorite metal band
what is that? explain
@@iwantabikenow3773 you do not know the papa franku?
@@daze9015 nope
I WANT A BIKE NOW I know this isn’t related but did you get that bike yet?
10:42 That's a surprisingly good FilthyFrank/ChinChin imitation.
I see you are a man of culture as well...
It looks exactly like filthy frank if he had long hair
Corey taylor from shrimp biscuts... neet
Luke Yonts dont you mean SHRIMPKNOT??
CityofSmolDogs no it's Slapknuts. In the words of Karpizle, it's Slapknuts.
You are mistaken young one, the band of who you speak is slapknuts
Isn't it slapnuts?
the AC/dc shirt that you bought at Wal Mart could be a fake
RIP FilthyFrank
HeadOfBucket is him dead?
Hell rider no. He’s just irrelevant now
Fizzee ty dude.
Hell rider I think he stopped making videos.
A nigga quit RUclips and decided to be gay joji.
rock is just boneless metal
lol
OAK
Glad that didn’t start a RUclips comments warzone lol
Exactly
So true
Dat filthy Frank shirt tho
Whenever you held up a shirt that I own I felt so validated and complete
Two videos within a week?
Lemmy would be proud
Is it the legend
11:04 KILLBOT
Vortex of Metal meh-TUL
THE METTTTTTUL
METAAAALLL!!
Vortex of Metal THE M E T A L
Killbot&GorGorAttack!! Holy Pussy it’s Killbot
Pls tell us how to have a BEAUTIFUL hair like yours
TAAF619 yasssss!!!!!!!!
he explained it metalhead problems. duh.
Good genes
Some people just have it naturally.
Maybe it's maybelline
I get all my AC/DC shirts from Walmart
You know it man
Nick S thats pretty brutal
Nick S or primark if you have one in your area
same
I get mine from hot topic... fight me
That filthy frank impersonation was perfect
"now imma show you a portion of my closet"
*proceeds to show 84832929201029 shirts*
Gotta love chris
Aka: god
Aka: metal god
Also first
And fun fact:my old guitar teacher is an old member of Aborted
Woah confirmed Karpizzle is alive
Once I yelled combat mosh and slaughtered a poser in a remote Alberta town
Blacktoothgrin Nola COM-BAT-MOOOOSH
what a great song tbh
Raúl Pérez yeah man litch king fucking rules
of course.
yooo, where in alberta mate?
Yo alberta boiz
0:02 "this week's" does that mean there's gonna be weekly vids?
He ment Yearly
0:00 "Welcome to this week's episode" Good one, Chris.
R.I.P FRED DURST FROM SLIPFUCK
Brad Nelson Slapknuts*
Bro Sabaton is one of the best heavy metal bands ever. Such a positive people with great sense of humor.
I was so sad the “no karate in the pit” wasn’t available when I saw Havok back in February, I really want that shirt but shipping is so damn expensive
I got my first metal shirt yesterday its a death shirt and i tell yah i cant wait to hear everyones shit lol
You should do top 10 fave bands of all time
10 us always to hard of a number.
Top 30
Rip Dimebag.
I love how that Gary holt shirt is like a vol. 4 style
Yes Chris is so awesome!
holy shit two videos within a week of each other?
We thought you guys deserved some love
Jhofffilms we did
Haha!! I do that too! "Well it's Xmas dinner at granny's, probably better wear my GREY Slayer shirt." 🤣
CD/Vinyl collection next Chris?
Saw Exodus with Baloff. One of the greatest metal intro's Bonded by Blood.
thanks a lot for putting my friend's song Woke Up In Hell in your video! he's freaking out right now!! \m/
Take a shot every time he say that a t-shirt/band is his favorite
"Thanks for watching this weeks video"
Jhoffilms is making videos weekly????
AM I DEAD IN HEAVEN???
Deafheaven? :3
I personally hate shirts that have the biggest font possible on the back
"Welcome to this week's episode"
Dont you mean "welcome fo this year's episode"
Chris, you've inspired me to start a battle vest!
These look like good bands. I will check them out
All are great. Aeon and Aborted are definitely some great Death metal bands
My dad only drinks Zywiec. The second I saw it in your hand I started laughing my ass off! Awesome video, awesome shirts!
Sweet Satan he just gets more metal with every episode, he’s the lovechild of Papa Het, Dio, Nergal and Tom Araya
it is absolutely mandatory to own a white metal tee!!!!! great collection dude
chris is my spirit animal
Dude sabaton and kreator kicked ass, my first show
Wish I saw them in March. Would've been a nice birthday present for my mom.
Kaelan McAlpine my dad drove me (I'm 15) and he decided to come with me to see the show, (he likes hair metal and rock). He liked cyhra , but when Kreator came on and played flag of hate, he though it was a Nazi convention lol
That filthy frank impression was surprisingly good
Gotta love me some Chris
This is my favourite channel.
Im surprised how you nailed saying Żywiec
And I'm surprised to see a Knife Party pfp on a metal video.
Kaelan McAlpine I used to be into Knife Party and other dubstep-ish music back in the days. Now, Im reformed.
Meanwhile I got into dubstep around 2015. It started with the Canadian label Monstercat and I went from there. Though don't worry, I still listen to metal often, and rock as well, so I haven't completely abandoned it, not like I would ever want to anyway.
Kaelan McAlpine yea, I still like to listen to monstercat stuff, usually older stuff :P
This small part of the comment section is like people argueing about being gay but just wont admit it to each other that your both gay
5:08 how dare you. In the battle jacket video you said sound of perseverance was your favorite album
so that was a fucking lie
Lets be honest, every death album is everyones favorite album
Chris is officially one of the coolest humans left on this Kardashian-apocalyptic world
I think Karpizzle is gone because Chris killed him for liking Sabaton
chris' favorite daeath album is leprosy? i like him even more now!
Im so happy you mentioned kataklysm. Theres no surrender. Theres no place to hide. We all drown in the suicide river. I saw them at Heavy TO 2012 at downsview park. Their set was pretty short unfortunately
I don't know if its the camera, but your shirts look like they are in great condition. I'm impressed
I DIED WHEN HE SHOWED THE PAPA FRANKU SHIRT- I FUCkIN LOVE YOU MAN
The problem from a metalhead and his metalshirts: we need a bigger wardrope.
You said being skinny is not metal. I would also say being overweight is not either. Alot of metal heads need to head to the gym.
being skinny is punk though
Well duh
having a beer gut is metal but being fat is not metal at all
Ok
Are you kidding me overweight is what death metal literally is. I would say YOU are not metal.
Dude I've tried and tried to use my lighter as a opener on my beers never get it off all the way. You make it look so easy
So love this when the notification bell hits METALHEAD AND PROUD
IVE NEVER CLICKED SO FAST!!!
Rip Karnipples................Again
That Terrifier is so beautiful
M-16 from Sodom is so brutal. Love it too
Wow two vids in the same year
“Kirk Hamlet”
My day was starting all shitty and fucked up, until I see Chris in a new video.
Woow i just saw Power Trip a week ago! Great band. Best discovery this year.
Your WODOS shirt is backwards.
0:18 my boyfriend's song, that's awesome omg!💖
I saw ghoul with gwar last year, best show I’ve been to
Instead of hanging myself up, I listened to them and fell in love with them.
Dudes a Todd and the book of pure evil tee? I got a patch going on my jacket soon from that show
Cheers from Poland bro! Hope you enjoy our beer xd
Second time when u mentioned about poland in two vids in a row...thanks! ;)
I did not know until recently that Bolt Thrower had broken up. I'm gonna miss the hell out of them
Nice background songs
How to collect Metal shirts: Buy them at Shows.
6:32 The Metal Dudes from Todd And The Book Of Pure Evil!!! LOVED THAT SHOW!!!
I just saw obituary and it was one of the best shows I've ever seen
I only have a master of puppets shirt megadeth dystopia one and Black Sabbath help me
EXTINTCT怪物 step one get a job. Step 2 get paid.step 3 go to a shop/ website that sells metal shirts. Step 4 buy a shirt
gotta start somewhere
i have no shirts. not bcs my family can't afford it but bcs in this shitty country there are nobfuckin metal stores
Dániel István internet
darth ultor nah i dont like buying things online );
Chris is soo perfect, sexy metalhead with great sense of humour haha!
Trailer Park Boys!!! I’m in love. RIP John Dunsworth
Weirdly that same papa franku shirt was given to me as a Christmas present a few years ago. Solid lyricist...
1: you should do this more often until you do your entire closet and 2: where can i find the shirt at 4:21
13:41 wow, u almost said it right with chill, polish bear worksXD
the perfect sound of a cap poppin off the beer bottle......and holy shit, second video in a short span
your filthy frank impression is just on point
Phew, i almost thought you would drink a Heineken.
4:31 Death - Leprosy
Dude your hair is so nice
Ultra-Violence is a Italian band...iʼm Italian and Iʼm so happy because a Canadian metalhead listening this band
“Who’s listening to Dream Theater now anyways?”
Me: I do.
Everyone in the comments: PLEB!
I want to see D.R.I. again
Never thought I'd see my hometown referenced in a Jhofffilms video.
When I get a bit burnt out on the metal I listen to, I come back to this video to listen to new bands
If you don’t own a t-shirt from a underground death metal band then you’re not a real metal head
-extreme metal extremists
@MsCandlerFan Account ong
ong
Do you have any EXODUS shirts?
your old kirk hammet era exodus shirt is badass!
The ultra-violence T-shirt! Great band! 👍👍👍👍👍🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹