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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @trex2251
    @trex2251 5 лет назад +877

    “Do not say one bad word about Cliff”

    • @666AL
      @666AL 5 лет назад +6

      See what happens.

    • @squidwardstesticles5914
      @squidwardstesticles5914 5 лет назад +95

      Honestly though, what could you even say against cliff?

    • @flippy7035
      @flippy7035 5 лет назад +39

      Squidward's Testicles make an edgy bus joke

    • @bgn0900
      @bgn0900 5 лет назад +33

      FlipperDoigt703 looks like he got in a bass accident
      (I love Cliff, pls don’t kill me)

    • @squidwardstesticles5914
      @squidwardstesticles5914 5 лет назад +16

      FlipperDoigt703 true, although that obviously wasn’t his fault, so it still isn’t really anything bad about him

  • @lieutenantpengui5351
    @lieutenantpengui5351 5 лет назад +1218

    Political alcoholic thrash metal=Megadeth

    • @Pitbulluss
      @Pitbulluss 5 лет назад +79

      Yeah but, in the 80's, then after 2004 it is Political christian thrash metal.

    • @hanswurst6864
      @hanswurst6864 5 лет назад +4

      I don’t know which of those two I like more

    • @rodaki9408
      @rodaki9408 5 лет назад +3

      In the video he held a toxik patch, but still acurate

    • @phoenixzappa7366
      @phoenixzappa7366 2 года назад +1

      @@hanswurst6864
      I do.

    • @dresixx92102
      @dresixx92102 Год назад

      sounds like America 🦅🦅

  • @bgedarkmatter
    @bgedarkmatter 5 лет назад +217

    I cant believe Chris caught every patch lmao

    • @Grim_reviews
      @Grim_reviews 3 года назад +8

      Man loves metal he won't let any of his favorite bands fall

  • @jwsjacobs
    @jwsjacobs 5 лет назад +404

    "send those Sabaton T-shirts back to Finland. It's over. rip trivium"😂

    • @ronilevo341
      @ronilevo341 5 лет назад +29

      hell yeah im getting free sabaton shirts 🤘

    • @stefanos2430
      @stefanos2430 5 лет назад +6

      I didnt understand the rip trivium part

    • @awesomeas2
      @awesomeas2 5 лет назад +5

      @@stefanos2430 ikr, TSATS was soooo good

    • @nika-bx2gl
      @nika-bx2gl 5 лет назад +2

      Hehe I'll guess I'll get some tees hehe hee

    • @FinnishUncleSam
      @FinnishUncleSam 5 лет назад +10

      Suomi mainittu! Torilla tavataan!

  • @kraten8560
    @kraten8560 5 лет назад +291

    Chris is getting big and swole!

    • @antonorre9125
      @antonorre9125 5 лет назад +23

      Those bicep veins be poppin!

    • @corkomaster4837
      @corkomaster4837 5 лет назад +8

      not gonna lie thats like the best profile pic ive seen

    • @The_JustJoshing
      @The_JustJoshing 5 лет назад +3

      Pedro Matos 5:53

    • @kraten8560
      @kraten8560 5 лет назад +2

      @@antonorre9125 Yep he is definitely on roids, THE ROIDS OF THRASHHHH

    • @kraten8560
      @kraten8560 5 лет назад +7

      @@corkomaster4837 Thanks man , It's from the art work of scream bloddy gore

  • @eoghanoreilly1543
    @eoghanoreilly1543 5 лет назад +348

    Basically this is how to conform to a culture of anti conformity

    • @mondo3556
      @mondo3556 5 лет назад +11

      I never thought about it like that

    • @Marvin-ey4sq
      @Marvin-ey4sq 5 лет назад +9

      *shots fired*

    • @hannahkozlovic1715
      @hannahkozlovic1715 5 лет назад +12

      in order to be nonconformist, you have to conform to a very specific set of rules, and if you don’t, you’ll have to be murdered. :)

    • @Pi4aNaNaroda
      @Pi4aNaNaroda 4 года назад +8

      Anti-conformity actually means deliberately doing the opposite of what's popular. So the term "anti-conformist culture" is an oxymoron. What you are thinking of is non-conformity, which sadly can't be made into a culture - you'd have to somehow make a culture without any traditions, or common opinions or..... Basically without any traits of culture.
      That's the whole problem with metal, punk and any other alt culture - it's impossible to stay true to the idea.

  • @septicemicsacrament4696
    @septicemicsacrament4696 5 лет назад +175

    I agree with not making fun of cliff and if you do eat some lead

  • @Schwubble4444
    @Schwubble4444 5 лет назад +63

    Plot twist: Cliff is jesus, I mean, just look at him

  • @Insantrum1247
    @Insantrum1247 5 лет назад +75

    I heard the joke about mount pleasant cemetery and I spat my drink

    • @hi1000ish
      @hi1000ish 5 лет назад +1

      insantrum1247 their is a town a few towns away that has a mount pleasant cemetery

  • @kubaskoupy
    @kubaskoupy 5 лет назад +79

    being a poor student really sucks. I already spent everything on concerts, so no bullet belts

    • @Freyja_M4106
      @Freyja_M4106 5 лет назад +18

      Fight for one in the pit ;)

    • @Miyuki-nq1wy
      @Miyuki-nq1wy 5 лет назад +7

      @@Freyja_M4106 INtO thE PiT🤘

    • @MatterOfFire
      @MatterOfFire 5 лет назад +7

      concerts > bullet belts, sorry jhoff

    • @Conixcomix
      @Conixcomix 5 лет назад +12

      Bro, if you're an American student you can get a bullet belt for free

    • @kubaskoupy
      @kubaskoupy 5 лет назад +1

      I'm european

  • @RyokoInk
    @RyokoInk 5 лет назад +14

    Advice for beginning metalheads - Listen to what you want, don't listen to people on the internet and don't go in the pit if you're scare to get hit.

  • @essejay7952
    @essejay7952 5 лет назад +23

    That background music is fucking awesome

  • @UsedRags
    @UsedRags 5 лет назад +14

    That motorhead banner makes me really happy

  • @Christianthekidd
    @Christianthekidd 5 лет назад +17

    When you actually were ripping the bowl when you clicked the video lmaooo

  • @burneracc5397
    @burneracc5397 5 лет назад +33

    Invicta is one of my favorite bands now thanks to you guys \m/ , checked them out from your earlier videos

    • @Lucas-hd3hk
      @Lucas-hd3hk 5 лет назад

      Same here. Just ordered their cds

    • @burneracc5397
      @burneracc5397 5 лет назад

      Lucas Hawkins yes halls of extinction is one of the best albums of 2019 for me it's unique

  • @j0hnlem0n71
    @j0hnlem0n71 5 лет назад +68

    Frickin Slayer Flippin Exodus

  • @exoscorn2601
    @exoscorn2601 3 года назад +7

    When people like rap in your class and your the only one to be a metalhead
    0:32

  • @mu_phon
    @mu_phon 4 года назад +3

    A guy walked past me and did the 🤘 to me when I was wearing a guns n roses shirt, that made my day

  • @samrobacker346
    @samrobacker346 5 лет назад +2

    These videos starting popping up in my feed as I was exploring symphonic metal and other subgenres and I'm not upset.

  • @jimmygray4525
    @jimmygray4525 5 лет назад +119

    Very smart Metalhead advices from Chris.🤘😎

  • @juggalaud6989
    @juggalaud6989 5 лет назад +133

    I always thought that Chris kinda looks like a tree.

  • @Toto-dd4hj
    @Toto-dd4hj 3 года назад +115

    You can make fun of anyone in Metallica except for Cliff and Jason Newsted.

    • @enigmaticbeing666
      @enigmaticbeing666 2 года назад +8

      the only ones I don't like in Metallica r lars and Kirk aside from that James, cliff, and Jason r cool

  • @CYCOxFOX13
    @CYCOxFOX13 4 года назад +46

    ''Don't Say one bad thing about Cliff'' Cliff is
    THE BEST BASSIST OF ALL TIME

  • @joeljones5489
    @joeljones5489 5 лет назад +70

    Do a video about bullets belts, like where to get them and different types

    • @brodiecalvert8149
      @brodiecalvert8149 5 лет назад +4

      Just go to an army surplus store

    • @joeljones5489
      @joeljones5489 5 лет назад +3

      @@brodiecalvert8149 thank you, but I got one now

    • @piratekid8099
      @piratekid8099 5 лет назад +2

      Just go on ebay and find one you like then wait a whole week for it dude thats what i do

    • @colehunt7371
      @colehunt7371 4 года назад +2

      Just go to Chicago

    • @BrunoMunizMUGENWorld
      @BrunoMunizMUGENWorld 4 года назад +6

      Just go to any american high schools

  • @Cineastre
    @Cineastre 5 лет назад +23

    Evil Dead is my favorite Horror Franchise as well!

    • @jimmygray4525
      @jimmygray4525 5 лет назад

      Mines would be the saw movies.

    • @dangercrue
      @dangercrue 5 лет назад +1

      it was my favorite as a kid and i guess it still is since i don't watch much horror because i find the genre really cheesy
      but i can still recite scenes from the evil dead movies because i would watch them over and over lmao

  • @simonuberbutcher1276
    @simonuberbutcher1276 5 лет назад +9

    Chris....The angel of beer

  • @Maria-cl6mn
    @Maria-cl6mn 5 лет назад +2

    New life motto: "do the fuck you want, but don't you fucking dare to say a bad word about Cliff"
    😂

  • @Horkams
    @Horkams 5 лет назад +13

    Lord of Chaos was an OK movie that had a lot of good movie aspects to it in some areas and it did had a bit of an indie feel for the first 10mins.
    As a BLACK METAL movie it was crap that felt like it was talking down to the viewer.

    • @fostxswire1600
      @fostxswire1600 Год назад

      The book was an interesting read, but that doesn't necessarily translate to a move.

  • @Northdracula
    @Northdracula 7 месяцев назад

    I like how a lot of us here have been metalheads for 80 or 90 years, but we always come back to these vids. Thanks Chris and Jhoff 🤘🏻💀

  • @thatguywhowearsblack
    @thatguywhowearsblack 5 лет назад +17

    You got my sub. I'd love to hear your Ten Commandments of Metal (Thou shalt not speak one bad word about Cliff), seven deadly sins of metal, etc.

  • @etheuis
    @etheuis 5 лет назад +5

    Hair goals! please never change

  • @gabeblackmon5336
    @gabeblackmon5336 5 лет назад +2

    I'm not a new metal head but I enjoy your metal head advice because it brings back memories

  • @cuntrolldenied7722
    @cuntrolldenied7722 5 лет назад +16

    it's been a while since someone said "where's karpizzle?"

  • @daveaflave6087
    @daveaflave6087 5 лет назад +4

    I am flabbergasted, yes, flabbergasted by the amount of patches chris has.

  • @prince2lu-
    @prince2lu- 5 лет назад +2

    Can't thank you enough for introducing me to Invicta a while ago.

  • @yeldarb2022
    @yeldarb2022 5 лет назад +3

    Love how y’all started off with Halls Of Extinction

  • @tannerpaulsen601
    @tannerpaulsen601 5 лет назад +24

    *sees Aeon back patches*
    Me : *NUTS UNCONTROLLABLY*

  • @hognose5150
    @hognose5150 5 лет назад +166

    Hey Chris what laundry detergent do you use

  • @mlim9858
    @mlim9858 5 лет назад +42

    i'm in the process of growing my hair for almost a year pls senpai excuse me for my weakness, i shaleth be wortheth one dayeth

    • @Freyja_M4106
      @Freyja_M4106 5 лет назад +6

      Everybody starts somewhere hon. :)
      Fekken Slayer!!!

    • @mlim9858
      @mlim9858 5 лет назад +6

      @@Freyja_M4106 thx :) fekken slayer mah dudes

    • @darthkotya
      @darthkotya 5 лет назад +5

      I've been growing my hair out for about a year and a half, and only now it's reaching shoulder-length...
      Then again, my hair IS curly (not too curly thankfully), so it appears shorter than it actually is.

    • @thomasandrews2935
      @thomasandrews2935 5 лет назад +4

      I go to a Catholic school I'm not allowed to have long hair

  • @mokshdhawan1966
    @mokshdhawan1966 5 лет назад +36

    SO MANY VIDEOS IN A WEEK. WHAT DID YOU DO TO JHOFFFILMS? XD

  • @IstiSama
    @IstiSama 5 лет назад +199

    Finally someone who hates Game of Thrones

    • @Freyja_M4106
      @Freyja_M4106 5 лет назад +16

      I never watched a single episode and managed to not know anything of it.

    • @putridabomination
      @putridabomination 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @occiferfigpucker4840
      @occiferfigpucker4840 5 лет назад +6

      Fuck Game Of Thrones. Been saying The Walking Dead is better for years.. Nothing on GoT was ever as gory as the Lucille scene, no matter what the fanboys say.

    • @juanmam.2113
      @juanmam.2113 5 лет назад +4

      Will miss that series...
      Because while my family was watching that I went outside and calmly lighted a joint

    • @johanvanoppen1627
      @johanvanoppen1627 5 лет назад +2

      Seen one or two episodes, boring shit

  • @michi4277
    @michi4277 5 лет назад +21

    haven't even watched the vid yet but ily guys especially chris

  • @chestonmoore60
    @chestonmoore60 5 лет назад +6

    Rippin a bowl for Chris n Jhoff cause they don’t judge 🤘🏼

    • @termt8008
      @termt8008 5 лет назад +1

      Cheston Moore me too

  • @shinbobway
    @shinbobway 6 месяцев назад +2

    i found moist criticals secret metal head channel

  • @forestof0ctober06
    @forestof0ctober06 4 года назад +1

    Yeah, R.I.P. Trivium, the Ascendancy days will never be forgotten

  • @thronesofblood1995
    @thronesofblood1995 5 лет назад +8

    I was playing blood red by SLAYER on my guitar while watching this 🤘🏻

  • @tandyy8634
    @tandyy8634 5 лет назад +3

    Nice little Woods of Ypres reference.

  • @swagcat4243
    @swagcat4243 2 года назад

    1:04 I wasn't ready for the "part deux" 😂😂

  • @ruthpalmer1300
    @ruthpalmer1300 5 лет назад +29

    I'm a lady metalhead and I salute you good sir :D

    • @Freyja_M4106
      @Freyja_M4106 5 лет назад +2

      Hej, so am I

    • @Elliemcel
      @Elliemcel 5 лет назад +1

      Saame

    • @mrfood84
      @mrfood84 5 лет назад +1

      My name is Ruth and i am lady metalhead too thats all i had to say

    • @Privatepyle69
      @Privatepyle69 4 года назад +1

      Me four! \m/

  • @lhimmortal1523
    @lhimmortal1523 5 лет назад +1

    I love Invicta! They're great live!

  • @putridabomination
    @putridabomination 5 лет назад +5

    Just ordered both Jhofffilms patches \m/
    Thanks for the metalhead advice. Horror movies are life \m/

  • @Zach-tf8hn
    @Zach-tf8hn 5 лет назад

    LOL the mount pleasant cemetery joke hit home, shes right down the road bud ill go there myself

  • @tyranids4ever
    @tyranids4ever 5 лет назад +1

    My bartender always tells me "I'm not calling you an alcoholic, but I'll see you tomorrow". She gets angry when I hijack the tablet and put metal on spotify.

  • @thrashorbleach8912
    @thrashorbleach8912 5 лет назад +9

    Love you chris

  • @Rydawg1388
    @Rydawg1388 5 лет назад +4

    Chris is a fucking legend!!😈🤘Chris gives me inspiration, FUCKING SLAYER!

  • @essejay7952
    @essejay7952 5 лет назад +57

    Kirk Hammet was an Exodus guitarist why do you hate him?

  • @shmackapoof7859
    @shmackapoof7859 5 лет назад +1

    1:51 Live every day like it's a fucking horror movie.

  • @sampunk4420
    @sampunk4420 Год назад +1

    I won't even joke about Cliff around my friends. I'm too scared to even risk being thrown... under the bus.

  • @monkeyfloatsupreme5586
    @monkeyfloatsupreme5586 5 лет назад +17

    H&m got good denim tho

  • @magicastrid
    @magicastrid 5 лет назад +2

    I am always excited to see a new video from you guys! Always have to crack a brew open before I hit play. It's 9am? Its never too early for drinking for metal! \m/

  • @kencoakley3959
    @kencoakley3959 3 года назад

    I had the Bonded By Blood patch on the back of my denim jacket without sleeves in 1986, when we didn't call denim sleeveless jackets Battle vests.

  • @roguexeven
    @roguexeven 5 лет назад +1

    Another upload!!! Fuck yeah🖤you always make my day guys, love you

  • @yo_its_gingey5329
    @yo_its_gingey5329 4 года назад +1

    We all make fun of each other but let’s be honest we don’t actually hate each other we’re just poking fun at each other.

  • @gingerr8015
    @gingerr8015 5 лет назад +2

    The way u say bud is so damn Canadian its great

  • @chassy50
    @chassy50 4 года назад +1

    Just a tip for if your growing your hair at one point when growing your hair your gonna get to a really ugly bit while growing your hair so when you get to that bit carry on growing your hair cause it will get better

  • @Masterdebater1313
    @Masterdebater1313 5 лет назад +9

    "I saw the first season and it was really boring." THANK YOU!!!!! I barely made it through the first season, and everyone is all, "you gotta keep going." Nah.

  • @Metalhead_Coaster_Fan
    @Metalhead_Coaster_Fan 5 лет назад +7

    3:37 Everyone except Cliff and Kirk. Kirk formed Exodus.

    • @mariovomhof2775
      @mariovomhof2775 4 года назад +3

      And Dave mustaine

    • @codydavy5427
      @codydavy5427 4 года назад

      Yeah and then fucking left for mainstream metallica

  • @emile-arthuroosterlynck2847
    @emile-arthuroosterlynck2847 5 лет назад +2

    If you're convincing your friends to drink beer, it's not called peer pressure man, that is some straight up beer pressure!

  • @jovandukmedziev3214
    @jovandukmedziev3214 5 лет назад

    Who else is a hardcore metalhead, but watches anyways, cause jhofffilms fuckin' rocks? SLAYEEEER

  • @thrashvictim6591
    @thrashvictim6591 5 лет назад +1

    I wish I could meet and drink with Chris one day. He's one of the few who understand haha.

  • @TerranceCarpenter-vo4qq
    @TerranceCarpenter-vo4qq Год назад +1

    I love chris

  • @zzrncic2469
    @zzrncic2469 5 лет назад

    Invicta is sick! Great pick!

  • @jasperachtereekte9611
    @jasperachtereekte9611 5 лет назад +2

    I WAS BURIED IN MOUNT PLEASENT CEMETERYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @BegetterVIIEVEN
    @BegetterVIIEVEN 5 лет назад +10

    I think bullet belts are illegal where I live.

  • @doomguyjustnotthecoolone2931
    @doomguyjustnotthecoolone2931 4 года назад +1

    If you don't have a picture of Cliff Burton, Jeff Hanneman, Chuck Schuldiner or Dimebag Darrel that you pray to every night before bed then we can't be friends.

  • @amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
    @amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 5 лет назад +1

    It's only when I rewatch these sober that I'm truly aware of the brewskis Chris has been crushing lol. The first time around he sounds like a goddamn professor.

  • @giannissergis5940
    @giannissergis5940 5 лет назад

    man you always make my day

  • @DeadBoyHK1
    @DeadBoyHK1 5 лет назад

    Back patches and beer... That's all a metal head needs to survive in the wild

  • @thatonepsyconaute622
    @thatonepsyconaute622 5 лет назад +2

    Ripped a bowl? Shit. They got me.

  • @theresnomich5954
    @theresnomich5954 5 лет назад +1

    The High School Security Joke Is So True

  • @misterbricolage2804
    @misterbricolage2804 9 месяцев назад +1

    Are you a beginner?
    No
    Did you clicked on the video?
    Yes

  • @nostaligica7805
    @nostaligica7805 5 лет назад

    Love the way he says "about"

  • @juanmam.2113
    @juanmam.2113 5 лет назад +5

    I will actually miss Game of Thrones :(
    Because while my family set themselfs on the tv I went outside to light a joint

  • @Dante-ui5xu
    @Dante-ui5xu 4 года назад

    I have to make a bullet belt. Cant get bullets casings through border control, but can have ones you've fired yourself.

  • @Jancek34
    @Jancek34 5 лет назад

    If there is no beer in heaven, i'm not going up.

  • @JJ_957
    @JJ_957 5 лет назад +6

    What if you got a Ride the Lightning shirt from a thrift shop for like $1

  • @wintershock
    @wintershock 5 лет назад +2

    I can’t watch horror movies because I sometimes get scared of my own shadow. Horror movies would just make me physically break. I watched mirrors once and was terrified of my own reflection, then I started being scared of my own shadow. I probably need therapy.

  • @tarusorbuksenherrasta
    @tarusorbuksenherrasta Год назад +1

    Wow dude u r really metal

  • @jimisabbath1199
    @jimisabbath1199 5 лет назад +9

    SLAYER

  • @oliviapottonen9005
    @oliviapottonen9005 5 лет назад +1

    "send those Sabaton shirts back to Finland" I think Sabaton is swedish

  • @cadengroves
    @cadengroves 5 лет назад +1

    The more I watch Chris, the more I can hear his Canadian accent.

  • @isaiahb.1915
    @isaiahb.1915 2 года назад +1

    nice shirt thats their best ablum

  • @jwsjacobs
    @jwsjacobs 5 лет назад +47

    I was here at 666 likes

  • @gerganastamenova3765
    @gerganastamenova3765 4 года назад

    I stumbled on this video while making a ACAB patch

  • @savageblaze
    @savageblaze 2 года назад +1

    2:56 there ya go bud lmao

  • @Purgatation
    @Purgatation 3 года назад +1

    Me wearing a ride the lightning shirt 😂😂😂

  • @masterjoeg
    @masterjoeg 5 лет назад

    He’s back... like for a minute

  • @osbaldohernandez9174
    @osbaldohernandez9174 Год назад +1

    Freaking love Motörhead

  • @3d-speakers945
    @3d-speakers945 5 лет назад +2

    Step 1 buy the 2 jhoff patches

  • @razorraze4395
    @razorraze4395 4 года назад +3

    I'm 15 can u give advice on young metalheads