More Advice for Beginner Metalheads
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- Опубликовано: 22 май 2019
- Chris returns to teach you more lessons on how to stop being a poser and act like a real metalhead. www.jhofffilms.com for PATCHES
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Political alcoholic thrash metal=Megadeth
Yeah but, in the 80's, then after 2004 it is Political christian thrash metal.
I don’t know which of those two I like more
In the video he held a toxik patch, but still acurate
@@hanswurst6864
I do.
sounds like America 🦅🦅
“Do not say one bad word about Cliff”
See what happens.
Honestly though, what could you even say against cliff?
Squidward's Testicles make an edgy bus joke
FlipperDoigt703 looks like he got in a bass accident
(I love Cliff, pls don’t kill me)
FlipperDoigt703 true, although that obviously wasn’t his fault, so it still isn’t really anything bad about him
I cant believe Chris caught every patch lmao
Man loves metal he won't let any of his favorite bands fall
Basically this is how to conform to a culture of anti conformity
I never thought about it like that
*shots fired*
in order to be nonconformist, you have to conform to a very specific set of rules, and if you don’t, you’ll have to be murdered. :)
Anti-conformity actually means deliberately doing the opposite of what's popular. So the term "anti-conformist culture" is an oxymoron. What you are thinking of is non-conformity, which sadly can't be made into a culture - you'd have to somehow make a culture without any traditions, or common opinions or..... Basically without any traits of culture.
That's the whole problem with metal, punk and any other alt culture - it's impossible to stay true to the idea.
"send those Sabaton T-shirts back to Finland. It's over. rip trivium"😂
hell yeah im getting free sabaton shirts 🤘
I didnt understand the rip trivium part
@@stefanos2430 ikr, TSATS was soooo good
Hehe I'll guess I'll get some tees hehe hee
Suomi mainittu! Torilla tavataan!
I agree with not making fun of cliff and if you do eat some lead
cliff is dead lmao
@@rubenskarsmoen576 what does it matter if he's passed or alive?
not lead, uranium
@@linz_ripped_gutz yes
Chris is getting big and swole!
Those bicep veins be poppin!
not gonna lie thats like the best profile pic ive seen
Pedro Matos 5:53
@@antonorre9125 Yep he is definitely on roids, THE ROIDS OF THRASHHHH
@@corkomaster4837 Thanks man , It's from the art work of scream bloddy gore
being a poor student really sucks. I already spent everything on concerts, so no bullet belts
Fight for one in the pit ;)
@@Freyja_M4106 INtO thE PiT🤘
concerts > bullet belts, sorry jhoff
Bro, if you're an American student you can get a bullet belt for free
I'm european
Advice for beginning metalheads - Listen to what you want, don't listen to people on the internet and don't go in the pit if you're scare to get hit.
Plot twist: Cliff is jesus, I mean, just look at him
That background music is fucking awesome
@Not Strange it's beautifull!
I like it too, which band & song is it?
That motorhead banner makes me really happy
Same
Makes me wet ;)
It was a gift from Lemmy 😈
Frickin Slayer Flippin Exodus
You can make fun of anyone in Metallica except for Cliff and Jason Newsted.
the only ones I don't like in Metallica r lars and Kirk aside from that James, cliff, and Jason r cool
I heard the joke about mount pleasant cemetery and I spat my drink
insantrum1247 their is a town a few towns away that has a mount pleasant cemetery
Very smart Metalhead advices from Chris.🤘😎
Sabatton genuinely are shit.
Evil Dead is my favorite Horror Franchise as well!
Mines would be the saw movies.
it was my favorite as a kid and i guess it still is since i don't watch much horror because i find the genre really cheesy
but i can still recite scenes from the evil dead movies because i would watch them over and over lmao
When you actually were ripping the bowl when you clicked the video lmaooo
When people like rap in your class and your the only one to be a metalhead
0:32
Lord of Chaos was an OK movie that had a lot of good movie aspects to it in some areas and it did had a bit of an indie feel for the first 10mins.
As a BLACK METAL movie it was crap that felt like it was talking down to the viewer.
The book was an interesting read, but that doesn't necessarily translate to a move.
Do a video about bullets belts, like where to get them and different types
Just go to an army surplus store
@@brodiecalvert8149 thank you, but I got one now
Just go on ebay and find one you like then wait a whole week for it dude thats what i do
Just go to Chicago
Just go to any american high schools
Chris....The angel of beer
I always thought that Chris kinda looks like a tree.
Chris is embodiment of Treebeard from Lord of the rings.
OMFL😂😂
Metalocalypse reference??
''Don't Say one bad thing about Cliff'' Cliff is
THE BEST BASSIST OF ALL TIME
Invicta is one of my favorite bands now thanks to you guys \m/ , checked them out from your earlier videos
Same here. Just ordered their cds
Lucas Hawkins yes halls of extinction is one of the best albums of 2019 for me it's unique
A guy walked past me and did the 🤘 to me when I was wearing a guns n roses shirt, that made my day
Finally someone who hates Game of Thrones
I never watched a single episode and managed to not know anything of it.
Same
Fuck Game Of Thrones. Been saying The Walking Dead is better for years.. Nothing on GoT was ever as gory as the Lucille scene, no matter what the fanboys say.
Will miss that series...
Because while my family was watching that I went outside and calmly lighted a joint
Seen one or two episodes, boring shit
Hey Chris what laundry detergent do you use
Bläck
Should've asked him where he buys it as well lol
Bold of you to assume that he washes his clothes
Most likely with beer.
New life motto: "do the fuck you want, but don't you fucking dare to say a bad word about Cliff"
😂
These videos starting popping up in my feed as I was exploring symphonic metal and other subgenres and I'm not upset.
I'm not a new metal head but I enjoy your metal head advice because it brings back memories
You got my sub. I'd love to hear your Ten Commandments of Metal (Thou shalt not speak one bad word about Cliff), seven deadly sins of metal, etc.
Thou shalt not call Ghost BC metal
I love Invicta! They're great live!
Hair goals! please never change
Can't thank you enough for introducing me to Invicta a while ago.
it's been a while since someone said "where's karpizzle?"
I like how a lot of us here have been metalheads for 80 or 90 years, but we always come back to these vids. Thanks Chris and Jhoff 🤘🏻💀
I am always excited to see a new video from you guys! Always have to crack a brew open before I hit play. It's 9am? Its never too early for drinking for metal! \m/
SO MANY VIDEOS IN A WEEK. WHAT DID YOU DO TO JHOFFFILMS? XD
Yeah, R.I.P. Trivium, the Ascendancy days will never be forgotten
Love how y’all started off with Halls Of Extinction
I am flabbergasted, yes, flabbergasted by the amount of patches chris has.
I was playing blood red by SLAYER on my guitar while watching this 🤘🏻
Another upload!!! Fuck yeah🖤you always make my day guys, love you
Rippin a bowl for Chris n Jhoff cause they don’t judge 🤘🏼
Cheston Moore me too
Invicta is sick! Great pick!
i'm in the process of growing my hair for almost a year pls senpai excuse me for my weakness, i shaleth be wortheth one dayeth
Everybody starts somewhere hon. :)
Fekken Slayer!!!
@@Freyja_M4106 thx :) fekken slayer mah dudes
I've been growing my hair out for about a year and a half, and only now it's reaching shoulder-length...
Then again, my hair IS curly (not too curly thankfully), so it appears shorter than it actually is.
I go to a Catholic school I'm not allowed to have long hair
Just ordered both Jhofffilms patches \m/
Thanks for the metalhead advice. Horror movies are life \m/
Chris is a fucking legend!!😈🤘Chris gives me inspiration, FUCKING SLAYER!
I'm a lady metalhead and I salute you good sir :D
Hej, so am I
Saame
My name is Ruth and i am lady metalhead too thats all i had to say
Me four! \m/
SLAYER
FEKKEN SLAYER!!!
Nice little Woods of Ypres reference.
Love you chris
LOL the mount pleasant cemetery joke hit home, shes right down the road bud ill go there myself
man you always make my day
haven't even watched the vid yet but ily guys especially chris
"I saw the first season and it was really boring." THANK YOU!!!!! I barely made it through the first season, and everyone is all, "you gotta keep going." Nah.
Kirk Hammet was an Exodus guitarist why do you hate him?
He didn't say he hated him, he just said it was acceptable to make fun of him :p
"was"
Love the way he says "about"
H&m got good denim tho
1:04 I wasn't ready for the "part deux" 😂😂
3:37 Everyone except Cliff and Kirk. Kirk formed Exodus.
And Dave mustaine
Yeah and then fucking left for mainstream metallica
1:51 Live every day like it's a fucking horror movie.
The way u say bud is so damn Canadian its great
INVICTA IS SICK AF
I wish I could meet and drink with Chris one day. He's one of the few who understand haha.
What a pleasant surprise
I had the Bonded By Blood patch on the back of my denim jacket without sleeves in 1986, when we didn't call denim sleeveless jackets Battle vests.
Chriss metal rulezzzz pure argreed with you
It's only when I rewatch these sober that I'm truly aware of the brewskis Chris has been crushing lol. The first time around he sounds like a goddamn professor.
I love chris
Back patches and beer... That's all a metal head needs to survive in the wild
I won't even joke about Cliff around my friends. I'm too scared to even risk being thrown... under the bus.
That's not funny. Not now, not ever.
His laugh is nice
R.I.P. Cliff!!! 🤘🏼
I'm watching this on monday...
Watched it on sunday! Score!
Mount pleasant cemetery I liked the Woods of Ypres reference
Love ur shit brother
Ha ha RIP trivium! Wiser words have never been spoken!
I stumbled on this video while making a ACAB patch
Who else is a hardcore metalhead, but watches anyways, cause jhofffilms fuckin' rocks? SLAYEEEER
Mount Pleasant Cemetery haha nice Woods of Ypres reference
Yes we all saw the earlier episode.
nice shirt thats their best ablum
I think bullet belts are illegal where I live.
Like, seriously??
Glad to see you guys are still rockin'. Have you heard of the band "Riot City" out of your neck of the woods, Canada... sounds pretty good but was hoping for your opinion on them. Keep it real, keep it Metal!
PART THREEEEE!!!
Wow dude u r really metal
He makes a lot of valid points in this video 😅
I was here at 666 likes
I will actually miss Game of Thrones :(
Because while my family set themselfs on the tv I went outside to light a joint
Lmaoooo atta boy.
Why would your family watch GOT together?
We all make fun of each other but let’s be honest we don’t actually hate each other we’re just poking fun at each other.
If you're convincing your friends to drink beer, it's not called peer pressure man, that is some straight up beer pressure!
Going to the gym
The metal drummer approves 👍
Yeah bonded by blood I think I have that somewhere on tape.
I have to make a bullet belt. Cant get bullets casings through border control, but can have ones you've fired yourself.
Freaking love Motörhead
He’s back... like for a minute
I WAS BURIIIIIEEEEEEED IN MT. PLEASANT CEMETARY