Life Lessons for Metalheads

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @TheCreepyUndead
    @TheCreepyUndead 5 лет назад +1613

    "I've seen more stable Slipknot careers than that poster"

  • @jimmygray4525
    @jimmygray4525 5 лет назад +1252

    Life is awesome once you're a Metalhead.

    • @antoniocenteno1483
      @antoniocenteno1483 5 лет назад +30

      Except when someone clean your SLAYAAHH T Shirts

    • @jimmygray4525
      @jimmygray4525 5 лет назад +10

      @UCiE5z4g8dHFleko7uVf22RQ lmfao. I think you mean SLAAYEER!!!

    • @tahanaerosario9154
      @tahanaerosario9154 5 лет назад +1

      Factual

    • @flayv999
      @flayv999 5 лет назад +15

      I'm in a black metal band and I want to fucking kill myself but yea

    • @mayabc333
      @mayabc333 5 лет назад +9

      @@flayv999 what's your band called?

  • @sopsilist2030
    @sopsilist2030 5 лет назад +217

    Basically just Chris flexing his beer and metal merchandise lmao

    • @metallitron9000
      @metallitron9000 5 лет назад +7

      His CD collection is small tbh. Shirts, hats, and memorabilia on the other hand...

  • @jesusfreak777ize
    @jesusfreak777ize 5 лет назад +669

    *chris slams down a whole beer in one go* okay, I get it, you're Canadian.

    • @elbasso7504
      @elbasso7504 5 лет назад +21

      thats the usual way to drink beer in Germany, especially when you ARE a metalhead!

    • @thrashmpyra2202
      @thrashmpyra2202 5 лет назад +4

      Actually, he's Greek😂
      He is the only greek metalhead youtuber I know😂 I don't even know if there's another greek metalhead youtuber here in Greece (I'm greek)

    • @CaptainCrankyBeard
      @CaptainCrankyBeard 5 лет назад +2

      @@elbasso7504 Same in the netherlands man!!!

    • @lysewiebe7815
      @lysewiebe7815 5 лет назад

      @Pseudo he from the canada

    • @JMega007
      @JMega007 5 лет назад

      @@lysewiebe7815 can confirm thats how us canadian metalheads are

  • @dragan2324
    @dragan2324 5 лет назад +421

    Jesus, that's like 3 metalheads worth of metal in that room

  • @orcslayer1268
    @orcslayer1268 5 лет назад +229

    The Exodus poster falling is a metaphor for my life falling apart lmao

  • @devenpawar9511
    @devenpawar9511 5 лет назад +179

    FINALLY! EVERYONE SAYS CDS ARE OUTDATED SO I FEEL LEFT OUT BUT NO! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO COLLECTS CDS! YES!

    • @michaeltozzi3112
      @michaeltozzi3112 5 лет назад +14

      I collect cds and vinyls as well. My proudest collection of vinyls and cds are the Death albums.

    • @devenpawar9511
      @devenpawar9511 5 лет назад +6

      Michael Tozzi Nice. Mine are the Metallica albums (of course)

    • @chereborn2525
      @chereborn2525 3 года назад +4

      In my 30s that still me lmao
      But not just metal and rock cds and vinyls that i own.
      Also have bought and own classical,instrumental, soundtracks from video games,movie and anime. Some 80s pop, blues, old school(some new) rap/hip hop/ R&B, soul, and bands that play that sings with different languages.

  • @alexlysakowski329
    @alexlysakowski329 5 лет назад +248

    Jhofffilms, a RUclips video? Must be April fool's day

  • @IrateWizrd
    @IrateWizrd 5 лет назад +192

    Imagine being a metalhead and not buying CDs

    • @ademcanvaner2567
      @ademcanvaner2567 5 лет назад +13

      They do go hand in hand, don't they? 💿🎸💿🎸🎸

    • @prosto_toster
      @prosto_toster 5 лет назад +9

      That’s me

    • @izmuth7081
      @izmuth7081 5 лет назад +25

      i’m@broke

    • @ademcanvaner2567
      @ademcanvaner2567 5 лет назад +66

      @@izmuth7081
      It's not about who has the biggest collection. If you listen to metal, you're a metalhead.

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 5 лет назад +10

      @@ademcanvaner2567 Something I've been wondering about: i wanted to buy a band shirt, but combined with shipping it costs almost $60. Is it worth it, or should i just get it for $25 when i visit the US in a few years? Because i'm broke as fuck, and that's a pretty substantial amount of money

  • @frankpe28
    @frankpe28 5 лет назад +78

    When you ask Chris for a lesson in violence but get life lessons

    • @niallooo
      @niallooo 5 лет назад

      Why isn't this pinned

  • @RivLoveshine
    @RivLoveshine 5 лет назад +205

    I know someone who plays at church that has a coffin case for his bass.

    • @mintchirp4947
      @mintchirp4947 5 лет назад +2

      Dude your pfp is hella cool I love it

    • @ziggy4951
      @ziggy4951 5 лет назад +14

      Hah, that moment when your church is metal AF.

    • @OvergrownWithTheMoss
      @OvergrownWithTheMoss 4 года назад +8

      @@ziggy4951 You could say it was a, METAL CHURCH 😎 Okay I'll leave now

    • @ballistischerfalke4061
      @ballistischerfalke4061 3 года назад

      @@OvergrownWithTheMoss hehe

    • @dodoo1623
      @dodoo1623 2 года назад

      Davie 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @justinalexander5959
    @justinalexander5959 5 лет назад +128

    Hurt my Blackened Heart to see those posters destroyed

    • @N17.90Dalmighty
      @N17.90Dalmighty 3 года назад +4

      Especially the Trivium one. Also the Kerry King one and the Zakk Wylde one too

  • @spook_ey.a409
    @spook_ey.a409 5 лет назад +44

    I like Slipknot, but all the little burns he gets in are amazing

  • @jayn1205
    @jayn1205 5 лет назад +120

    I'm glad you didn't tear down that Iced Earth poster

    • @groovysnake138
      @groovysnake138 5 лет назад +23

      My finger was hovering over the unsubb button in case he did that

    • @beastkotathix6662
      @beastkotathix6662 5 лет назад +4

      The pure tension as he got closer to it

    • @invadernik
      @invadernik 5 лет назад +11

      the wintersun dismantling triggered me...

  • @nickkohlmann
    @nickkohlmann 5 лет назад +86

    I call myself a Metalhead and I feel addressed

  • @nickcynn42
    @nickcynn42 5 лет назад +46

    holy shit, Chris you have the coolest metal merch collection

  • @NiRvAnA6890
    @NiRvAnA6890 5 лет назад +43

    Chris is right, nothing beats putting a CD in the car stereo and blasting away into outer space.

  • @batman66ism
    @batman66ism 3 года назад +15

    I remember the early days when I got into metal. I was so into Motley Crue I had one wall covered with nothing but their posters. But when I really got into the heavy stuff the crue came down and it was SLAYER on all 4 walls as well as Maiden Megadeth and Exodus. Good times.

  • @reid-boyd
    @reid-boyd 5 лет назад +46

    You chugged that beer, proud of you

  • @samcreates3979
    @samcreates3979 5 лет назад +446

    but what does Corey Taylor think about this?

  • @ShatteredByVengeance
    @ShatteredByVengeance 5 лет назад +15

    "Gus G can stay there 'cause he's Greek and Greeks are badass". Thanks(?) dude. Love from Greece!

  • @themetalgator6668
    @themetalgator6668 5 лет назад +11

    How to be a metalhead: become a hoarder and spend all your money on metal. This is pretty accurate honestly!

  • @Nico_Hayek
    @Nico_Hayek 3 года назад +4

    0:03 me walking into my class in the morning

  • @edgarchapa7266
    @edgarchapa7266 5 лет назад +12

    “ you need to be with speed and power unsurpassed” love it 😂

  • @ByJxne
    @ByJxne 5 лет назад +95

    There's no Jhofffilms scissors in your store 0/10 how am i supposed to cut my sleeves off now?

    • @ΣταματίαΝταγλή
      @ΣταματίαΝταγλή 5 лет назад +21

      Punch them off

    • @ByJxne
      @ByJxne 5 лет назад +13

      @@ΣταματίαΝταγλή I'm not thrash enough

    • @cf8979
      @cf8979 5 лет назад +16

      You’re supposed to use the Jhofffilms knife, like he said in the video. Did you even watch it? Poser.

    • @FuraFaolox
      @FuraFaolox 5 лет назад +1

      You're supposed to do the most brutal guttural at the sleeves.

    • @beelzebubbbx
      @beelzebubbbx 5 лет назад +3

      Bite them off.
      Pretty brutal if you ask me

  • @UrLocalBandNerd
    @UrLocalBandNerd 5 лет назад +13

    Okay, the magazine thing is so true
    Every thirteen year old got posters from magazines

  • @chingunmendbayar3257
    @chingunmendbayar3257 5 лет назад +101

    Never clicked a notification this fast buds

  • @mattofthebeans1920
    @mattofthebeans1920 2 года назад +1

    2:49 “guys that play god damn harps on their fucking bedroom”
    10/10 english

  • @putridabomination
    @putridabomination 5 лет назад +53

    Of course they would upload on April fool's. \m/

  • @austindotson9382
    @austindotson9382 5 лет назад +39

    Taking off Trivium and Wintersun was the wrong move but awesome Exodus flag.

    • @Rivwe
      @Rivwe 5 лет назад

      Okay this may be debatable but wintersun stays. Trivium is old shit lmao

    • @Lightning-gg5iu
      @Lightning-gg5iu 5 лет назад

      Durpness Sucks Trivium is dope though

    • @Lightning-gg5iu
      @Lightning-gg5iu 5 лет назад

      Tim Reaper Trivium is dope though

    • @Rivwe
      @Rivwe 5 лет назад

      Lightning6475
      Old trivium is good I suppose 🤔

    • @aserpentshandofficial
      @aserpentshandofficial 5 лет назад +2

      I like trivium but I get it for some people. Trivium is a hit or miss for everyone, that's honestly it. Matt's vocals dont sit well with a lot of people but their musical capabilities are amazing.

  • @S_O_O_C
    @S_O_O_C 5 лет назад +54

    My arm lost a beauty contest to a darn toothpick, hell no the sleeves ain't coming off.

  • @MemazoMedia
    @MemazoMedia 5 лет назад +3

    lol , loved how he threw away most stuff but the Hetfield/Mustaine was placed carefully on the ground

  • @irishmetalhead9991
    @irishmetalhead9991 5 лет назад +31

    Love you guys! Much love from Ireland 🤘🤘🤘

  • @samanthaspeaks4206
    @samanthaspeaks4206 5 лет назад +3

    I love that you shared buying merchandise and music from the bands you love. Amen,they cant tour if youre just saying "i love that band " actions speak louder than words. I agree a million percent ❤ thank you for that sir. Have a great rest of your day :)

  • @fataldecay8278
    @fataldecay8278 5 лет назад +52

    Stopped listening to nuclear assault to watch this, better be good

  • @malcolmperez1790
    @malcolmperez1790 5 лет назад +2

    I felt that cd part. Theres a world of difference from digital vs physical copy. Its not the same. Still got my cd book and still use it.

  • @aaronmccann973
    @aaronmccann973 5 лет назад +5

    I'm so happy rn. ANOTHER ADVICE FROM CHRIS VID 🤘🤘

  • @hillarycourchaine6829
    @hillarycourchaine6829 Год назад +1

    I'm a metalhead through and through, I absolutely love metal music 🤘🤘🤘🤘🖤🖤🖤🖤

  • @unicornk1d
    @unicornk1d 5 лет назад +30

    "Fugayzi's" ahahaha
    That's what my mom calls me.

  • @blackmetalgroot9233
    @blackmetalgroot9233 3 года назад +2

    Chris: go to shows and bye patches, it's not that difficult.
    Me in 2021:

  • @quality_trash0859
    @quality_trash0859 2 года назад +1

    I 100% agree with the streaming service part, for example if you listen to a band on Spotify the actual band does not make that much profit. But if you buy their cds or whatever it supports the band way more! That's what I do, yeah it costs more but do you wanna support your favourite band or not?

  • @Generatingmoments
    @Generatingmoments 5 лет назад +2

    Finally another quality video! I love your channel!

  • @aliasfakename2267
    @aliasfakename2267 5 лет назад +1

    Nice warnbringer line drop. Thanks for all the content guys

  • @bgthrash2211
    @bgthrash2211 5 лет назад +10

    Yo I’m going to see slayer and cannibal corpse at the xfinity center in Mansfield on May 25 it’s gunna be sick

    • @michaeltozzi3112
      @michaeltozzi3112 5 лет назад +1

      I'm going to see them on the 20th. It's going to be the best concert I see!! Haken was sick but this will top it!!

  • @coltongriffith1295
    @coltongriffith1295 5 лет назад +7

    I usually just tear the sleeves off But you have to be careful when doing that because one time I accidentally just tore the whole shirt in half

  • @Freyja_M4106
    @Freyja_M4106 5 лет назад

    Hej Chris and crew. My fiancé and I wish to share part of the saga of our holidae together. First off I am a Norse an 1/2 Irish woman born on Scandinavian soil but currently living in the U.S., my fiancé is an extremely beautiful German and 1/2 English woman born in and currently living in Germany. We both are Metalheads/Punks and love your vids. Recently we took a holidae in Ohio U.S.. Right from the start it was truly a Hardcore visit. We rented a condo in a harbor near Lake Erie, with a canal and docks in the back. We had a beautiful view of sunsets docks boats and some wildlife in one direction, followed by an awesome view of the cooling tower of a nuclear power plant steaming away1/4 mile away in the other. Fekken hardcore!!! On one of our first days there we decided to see this Lake Erie. We both were amazed at how truly vast it was. As we walked along the beach holding hands we saw something come in on the tide. We got closer and to our Glory it was a Cold Unopened Beer! Yes you wheembags beer happens for the worthy! It was truly a gift from The Gods and we thought of you Chris and how Beer Happens for you too as we drank it. On our holidae we also went to the rock and roll hall of fame. The Metal and Punk rooms were awesome, everything else was boring. We closed out our time together getting mutual Runic tattoos proclaiming our bond and to celebrate our engagement. So to you Chris, cheers an keep rocking. To alle you wannabe's out there, beer will happen for you someday when you are worthy... Ye probably listen to winger anywae ye fekken wheembags...
    Love an Respect JHoff crew

  • @tysonbathke9468
    @tysonbathke9468 4 года назад

    Oh.. my.. god.. my favorite video on RUclips now...

  • @WellsFargo-py5zy
    @WellsFargo-py5zy 6 месяцев назад

    "Do you ever get hangovers?"
    Lemmy: "To get hangovers, you have to stop drinking."

  • @madisonleedrums1263
    @madisonleedrums1263 4 года назад +1

    "Bass is the foundation of every band, no motorhead without Lemmy"!!

  • @lukeman8605
    @lukeman8605 5 лет назад +2

    Giving me reassurance on Canadians one cold one cracked at a time 🙏🏻🤘🏻🇨🇦thank you dudes!

  • @murderdollsforever3243
    @murderdollsforever3243 5 лет назад +1

    THIS IS THE BEST RUclips CHANNEL EVER! Chris you rule

  • @metallicleoraa
    @metallicleoraa 5 лет назад +4

    The new poster is a big improvement, now you need more of them. And stronger thumbtacks !

  • @SkyFly102
    @SkyFly102 5 лет назад +1

    Chris is a bassist, fuck yeah dude 🤘

  • @antocaricati5372
    @antocaricati5372 4 года назад +1

    You should do a live stream we’re you show off all of your patches

  • @christinax6769
    @christinax6769 5 лет назад +12

    Oh hey,Chris has got a pic of Gus G there.Hell yeah🔥.Proud to be Greek (for once hahaha)

  • @Humongous_Pig_Benis
    @Humongous_Pig_Benis 3 года назад +1

    0:09 Avoid the hangovers. Just keep yourself drunk!

  • @robkfilms6266
    @robkfilms6266 5 лет назад

    Most underated channel

  • @Andrew-ys6fb
    @Andrew-ys6fb 5 лет назад +2

    1:46 Chris, Lemmy wore cowboy boots.

    • @wendyhaze1624
      @wendyhaze1624 5 лет назад

      Yeah but thats because he's God. God can do anything........

  • @elscourou6654
    @elscourou6654 5 лет назад +1

    take a shot every time Chris says 'mother fucker'

  • @cibeleoliveira4842
    @cibeleoliveira4842 5 лет назад

    Love this channel, I got to known many amazing metal bands here! Thanks guys. Greetings from Brazil 🤘

  • @eddietheheaduwu
    @eddietheheaduwu 5 лет назад +1

    thank you father I'll make sure to follow your life lessons

  • @isaackeller1816
    @isaackeller1816 5 лет назад

    This has been in my watch later since it was put up and I’m upset I didn’t watch it sooner.

  • @anaalvarez5485
    @anaalvarez5485 5 лет назад

    That ultraviolence and power trip patch are sweet

  • @JJ_957
    @JJ_957 5 лет назад +3

    This was a hilarious video. I got nothing else to say except that Chris looks gorgeous as always

  • @kakyoin9571
    @kakyoin9571 Год назад +1

    5:13 Damn, where'd you get that bass?

  • @Heavymetalaidan24
    @Heavymetalaidan24 5 лет назад

    love the channel Chris

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 5 лет назад

    5:20 First bass I bought, a B.C. Rich Warlock in a coffin case. Still have it. Still love it.

  • @thebigflyingninja5242
    @thebigflyingninja5242 5 лет назад +2

    This channel is dope nice vids an also funny asf why I been checking out your vids haha GETCHA PULL

  • @jbcr02
    @jbcr02 5 лет назад +5

    Thrash in a hat, a childrens book by Julian Hoffman

  • @Humongous_Pig_Benis
    @Humongous_Pig_Benis 3 года назад +2

    5:08 Someone call a vet cause that bass is fucking sick!

  • @MotorGoblin
    @MotorGoblin 5 лет назад +8

    "Go back to Sweden"... Brutality.

  • @roberthogberg3300
    @roberthogberg3300 5 лет назад

    I love that dresser! So many patches!!!

  • @UrLocalBandNerd
    @UrLocalBandNerd 5 лет назад

    Dude this is like 10 years of videos in the last 6 months

  • @oceanview123
    @oceanview123 5 лет назад

    Just started watching your videos, Great Content and getting back into my metal side

  • @jakedusinberre8269
    @jakedusinberre8269 5 лет назад

    that is true chris! i always have another beer too cure a hangover after the morning coffee lol. would love to drink some beers with ya some day and listen to metal!

  • @Bonde334
    @Bonde334 5 лет назад

    Thanks for the information Chris...

  • @lilyvampwolf
    @lilyvampwolf 5 лет назад +1

    No matter how metal you are, your dog has to have a comfy sweater 🖤💚🖤💚

  • @mesothrax
    @mesothrax 5 лет назад +1

    I needed this

  • @jakeeheredia
    @jakeeheredia 5 лет назад +1

    "David Jr." Ya got me there, sons o' bitches you.

  • @googlename3859
    @googlename3859 3 года назад

    "Do i care about Wintersun in 2019? Fuck no, neither does Jari apparently" Golden

  • @anapoda7854
    @anapoda7854 4 года назад

    That Lamb Of God poster in the background, is literally my backpatch. Lamb Of God is amazing🤘🤘

  • @DougJK
    @DougJK 5 лет назад

    Another video? Yesss

  • @marshallclark3420
    @marshallclark3420 5 лет назад +3

    Y'all need to make a jhf hat

  • @grungekid6913
    @grungekid6913 4 года назад +1

    When I'm looking at buying a guitar, I start by asking myself, can it kill something?

  • @PixelFastFood
    @PixelFastFood 4 года назад

    Gotta say that bass is awesome

  • @jvlamakulering1690
    @jvlamakulering1690 4 года назад

    I liked that warbringer reference "power unsurpassed"

  • @MrCapone1996
    @MrCapone1996 5 лет назад

    I got happy when he left that iced Earth poster up there

  • @JeanCarlosArtist
    @JeanCarlosArtist 5 лет назад +1

    Waking up in the middle of a shirt pile 😂. Been there.

  • @sopeuwubabies9686
    @sopeuwubabies9686 5 лет назад

    Love your videos dude thanks I’m new to this 💞💞💞

  • @PamelaThrasher
    @PamelaThrasher 5 лет назад

    Looks like the dog punched his sleeves off too :D

  • @JPage-wl5em
    @JPage-wl5em 5 лет назад +1

    Chris what the best Kreator album for a new metalhead

    • @michaeltozzi3112
      @michaeltozzi3112 5 лет назад +1

      I personally love Phantom Antichrist. Listen to Terrible Certainty and Pleasure To Kill if you want to go old school. They are awesome as well.

  • @Rustieoke
    @Rustieoke 5 лет назад

    I got that same power Trip patch sitting on my desk my man!

  • @polloloco2307
    @polloloco2307 3 года назад

    Being a metal head made me physically strong from moshing and working out to mosh hard. I've been hit and thrown around that my body was durable. Then I skated and that was another level of durability

  • @samwarner9294
    @samwarner9294 5 лет назад

    You have my like for the bass

  • @MyAccount-ns3eb
    @MyAccount-ns3eb 5 лет назад +5

    The sleeves part killed me xddd

  • @yoe91
    @yoe91 4 года назад +1

    4:28 that dog is so oppressed lol

  • @Young_BZ
    @Young_BZ 5 лет назад

    Pretty cool room Chris.

  • @haydenpanaino3612
    @haydenpanaino3612 5 лет назад +1

    I ran out of space on my denim and so ALL my hats and jeans have patches

  • @NapalmWeed
    @NapalmWeed 5 лет назад +2

    Nothing more metal than doggie clothes!!!! SLAYER!!!!

  • @TheWOOKiii503
    @TheWOOKiii503 5 лет назад +1

    I moved beercans on my bed just to watch this