Life Lessons for Metalheads
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- Опубликовано: 31 мар 2019
- In this weeks episode, Chris teaches you some life lessons he's learned from being a Metalhead all his life.
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"I've seen more stable Slipknot careers than that poster"
Justin Undead it just keeps getting truer.
I died😂
* triggered *
Y E S (I’m a slipknot fan and I even found this funny the fanbase is a dumpster fire tho)
Slipknot is alright
Basically just Chris flexing his beer and metal merchandise lmao
His CD collection is small tbh. Shirts, hats, and memorabilia on the other hand...
Life is awesome once you're a Metalhead.
Except when someone clean your SLAYAAHH T Shirts
@UCiE5z4g8dHFleko7uVf22RQ lmfao. I think you mean SLAAYEER!!!
Factual
I'm in a black metal band and I want to fucking kill myself but yea
@@flayv999 what's your band called?
*chris slams down a whole beer in one go* okay, I get it, you're Canadian.
thats the usual way to drink beer in Germany, especially when you ARE a metalhead!
Actually, he's Greek😂
He is the only greek metalhead youtuber I know😂 I don't even know if there's another greek metalhead youtuber here in Greece (I'm greek)
@@elbasso7504 Same in the netherlands man!!!
@Pseudo he from the canada
@@lysewiebe7815 can confirm thats how us canadian metalheads are
Jesus, that's like 3 metalheads worth of metal in that room
The Exodus poster falling is a metaphor for my life falling apart lmao
Same
Same
Hope things are better!
FINALLY! EVERYONE SAYS CDS ARE OUTDATED SO I FEEL LEFT OUT BUT NO! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO COLLECTS CDS! YES!
I collect cds and vinyls as well. My proudest collection of vinyls and cds are the Death albums.
Michael Tozzi Nice. Mine are the Metallica albums (of course)
In my 30s that still me lmao
But not just metal and rock cds and vinyls that i own.
Also have bought and own classical,instrumental, soundtracks from video games,movie and anime. Some 80s pop, blues, old school(some new) rap/hip hop/ R&B, soul, and bands that play that sings with different languages.
I like Slipknot, but all the little burns he gets in are amazing
I know someone who plays at church that has a coffin case for his bass.
Dude your pfp is hella cool I love it
Hah, that moment when your church is metal AF.
@@danziglaughlin9747 You could say it was a, METAL CHURCH 😎 Okay I'll leave now
@@OvergrownWithTheMoss hehe
Davie 😂😂😂😂😂
Jhofffilms, a RUclips video? Must be April fool's day
Hurt my Blackened Heart to see those posters destroyed
Especially the Trivium one. Also the Kerry King one and the Zakk Wylde one too
I'm glad you didn't tear down that Iced Earth poster
My finger was hovering over the unsubb button in case he did that
The pure tension as he got closer to it
the wintersun dismantling triggered me...
When you ask Chris for a lesson in violence but get life lessons
Why isn't this pinned
Imagine being a metalhead and not buying CDs
They do go hand in hand, don't they? 💿🎸💿🎸🎸
That’s me
i’m@broke
@@izmuth7081
It's not about who has the biggest collection. If you listen to metal, you're a metalhead.
@@ademcanvaner2567 Something I've been wondering about: i wanted to buy a band shirt, but combined with shipping it costs almost $60. Is it worth it, or should i just get it for $25 when i visit the US in a few years? Because i'm broke as fuck, and that's a pretty substantial amount of money
holy shit, Chris you have the coolest metal merch collection
I call myself a Metalhead and I feel addressed
Chris is right, nothing beats putting a CD in the car stereo and blasting away into outer space.
I remember the early days when I got into metal. I was so into Motley Crue I had one wall covered with nothing but their posters. But when I really got into the heavy stuff the crue came down and it was SLAYER on all 4 walls as well as Maiden Megadeth and Exodus. Good times.
but what does Corey Taylor think about this?
Neck*
He goes full trump . Deport this guy from RUclips .
Just check Loudwire😂
but I love him tho...
Exactly he will be pissed
You chugged that beer, proud of you
There's no Jhofffilms scissors in your store 0/10 how am i supposed to cut my sleeves off now?
Punch them off
@@user-kn7tq2zy8k I'm not thrash enough
You’re supposed to use the Jhofffilms knife, like he said in the video. Did you even watch it? Poser.
You're supposed to do the most brutal guttural at the sleeves.
Bite them off.
Pretty brutal if you ask me
How to be a metalhead: become a hoarder and spend all your money on metal. This is pretty accurate honestly!
“ you need to be with speed and power unsurpassed” love it 😂
Taking off Trivium and Wintersun was the wrong move but awesome Exodus flag.
Okay this may be debatable but wintersun stays. Trivium is old shit lmao
Durpness Sucks Trivium is dope though
Tim Reaper Trivium is dope though
Lightning6475
Old trivium is good I suppose 🤔
I like trivium but I get it for some people. Trivium is a hit or miss for everyone, that's honestly it. Matt's vocals dont sit well with a lot of people but their musical capabilities are amazing.
"Gus G can stay there 'cause he's Greek and Greeks are badass". Thanks(?) dude. Love from Greece!
Okay, the magazine thing is so true
Every thirteen year old got posters from magazines
Great profile pic!
Never clicked a notification this fast buds
My arm lost a beauty contest to a darn toothpick, hell no the sleeves ain't coming off.
S O O C what happened ?
Did you go to the gym yet
lol , loved how he threw away most stuff but the Hetfield/Mustaine was placed carefully on the ground
Of course they would upload on April fool's. \m/
Love you guys! Much love from Ireland 🤘🤘🤘
I felt that cd part. Theres a world of difference from digital vs physical copy. Its not the same. Still got my cd book and still use it.
I'm so happy rn. ANOTHER ADVICE FROM CHRIS VID 🤘🤘
"Fugayzi's" ahahaha
That's what my mom calls me.
I love that you shared buying merchandise and music from the bands you love. Amen,they cant tour if youre just saying "i love that band " actions speak louder than words. I agree a million percent ❤ thank you for that sir. Have a great rest of your day :)
Chris: go to shows and bye patches, it's not that difficult.
Me in 2021:
Finally another quality video! I love your channel!
1:46 Chris, Lemmy wore cowboy boots.
Yeah but thats because he's God. God can do anything........
THIS IS THE BEST RUclips CHANNEL EVER! Chris you rule
Yo I’m going to see slayer and cannibal corpse at the xfinity center in Mansfield on May 25 it’s gunna be sick
I'm going to see them on the 20th. It's going to be the best concert I see!! Haken was sick but this will top it!!
love the channel Chris
Love this channel, I got to known many amazing metal bands here! Thanks guys. Greetings from Brazil 🤘
I love that dresser! So many patches!!!
I 100% agree with the streaming service part, for example if you listen to a band on Spotify the actual band does not make that much profit. But if you buy their cds or whatever it supports the band way more! That's what I do, yeah it costs more but do you wanna support your favourite band or not?
Oh hey,Chris has got a pic of Gus G there.Hell yeah🔥.Proud to be Greek (for once hahaha)
Just started watching your videos, Great Content and getting back into my metal side
Giving me reassurance on Canadians one cold one cracked at a time 🙏🏻🤘🏻🇨🇦thank you dudes!
Nice warnbringer line drop. Thanks for all the content guys
Warnbringer? Warning bringer?
Thanks for the information Chris...
I'm a metalhead through and through, I absolutely love metal music 🤘🤘🤘🤘🖤🖤🖤🖤
I needed this
Another video? Yesss
Chris is a bassist, fuck yeah dude 🤘
2:49 “guys that play god damn harps on their fucking bedroom”
10/10 english
Stopped listening to nuclear assault to watch this, better be good
I fucking love Nuclear Assault
Fuck yeah \m/
I'm honoured, love Nuclear Assault!
Chris In my opinion, Survive is their best album. I’ve listened to their entire discography.
Game Over and Something Wicked are my favorite
great lifelessons.
that is true chris! i always have another beer too cure a hangover after the morning coffee lol. would love to drink some beers with ya some day and listen to metal!
Oh.. my.. god.. my favorite video on RUclips now...
This channel is dope nice vids an also funny asf why I been checking out your vids haha GETCHA PULL
This has been in my watch later since it was put up and I’m upset I didn’t watch it sooner.
5:08 Someone call a vet cause that bass is fucking sick!
Lessons i am willing to listen
good shit man.
Love your videos dude thanks I’m new to this 💞💞💞
This was great
That ultraviolence and power trip patch are sweet
take a shot every time Chris says 'mother fucker'
Most underated channel
Gotta say that bass is awesome
I love that outro
You have my like for the bass
Well said sir
This was a hilarious video. I got nothing else to say except that Chris looks gorgeous as always
"Bass is the foundation of every band, no motorhead without Lemmy"!!
I liked that warbringer reference "power unsurpassed"
Pretty cool room Chris.
I got that same power Trip patch sitting on my desk my man!
Nothing more metal than doggie clothes!!!! SLAYER!!!!
5:20 First bass I bought, a B.C. Rich Warlock in a coffin case. Still have it. Still love it.
I usually just tear the sleeves off But you have to be careful when doing that because one time I accidentally just tore the whole shirt in half
Damn, Chris is shredded!
thank you father I'll make sure to follow your life lessons
Love the beast bass. I had the nj series beast guitar with floyd rose
"Go back to Sweden"... Brutality.
that is the greatest intro ever
The new poster is a big improvement, now you need more of them. And stronger thumbtacks !
Man i love that beast. I have 3 warlocks and a widow. I love em
You should do a live stream we’re you show off all of your patches
Waking up in the middle of a shirt pile 😂. Been there.
I'd kill for all em patches
I love these kinds of videos😂😂😂😂
Hej Chris and crew. My fiancé and I wish to share part of the saga of our holidae together. First off I am a Norse an 1/2 Irish woman born on Scandinavian soil but currently living in the U.S., my fiancé is an extremely beautiful German and 1/2 English woman born in and currently living in Germany. We both are Metalheads/Punks and love your vids. Recently we took a holidae in Ohio U.S.. Right from the start it was truly a Hardcore visit. We rented a condo in a harbor near Lake Erie, with a canal and docks in the back. We had a beautiful view of sunsets docks boats and some wildlife in one direction, followed by an awesome view of the cooling tower of a nuclear power plant steaming away1/4 mile away in the other. Fekken hardcore!!! On one of our first days there we decided to see this Lake Erie. We both were amazed at how truly vast it was. As we walked along the beach holding hands we saw something come in on the tide. We got closer and to our Glory it was a Cold Unopened Beer! Yes you wheembags beer happens for the worthy! It was truly a gift from The Gods and we thought of you Chris and how Beer Happens for you too as we drank it. On our holidae we also went to the rock and roll hall of fame. The Metal and Punk rooms were awesome, everything else was boring. We closed out our time together getting mutual Runic tattoos proclaiming our bond and to celebrate our engagement. So to you Chris, cheers an keep rocking. To alle you wannabe's out there, beer will happen for you someday when you are worthy... Ye probably listen to winger anywae ye fekken wheembags...
Love an Respect JHoff crew
Trivium was disrespected
"David Jr." Ya got me there, sons o' bitches you.
I love your video you are talking about metalhead bro im follow you now is awsome respect man cheers aha
that zakk wylde one hit hard
I fucking love your videos dude !
Chris has the best merch collection confirmed
But that thing with the CDs is pure truth tho! Of course you can stream the music but you just NEED CDs!!! They look cool, buying them supports the band and they are ✨ACTUAL PHYSICAL OBJECTS✨! Unbelievable, right?!
The Wintersun rant is a fat mood