More Metalhead Problems
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- Опубликовано: 16 июл 2018
- We still get dirty looks at the mall.
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Please put in "girlfriend thinks I'm too hot to be a Metalhead"
By the way I dumped her the day after she said that
What about some custom brewskis and some snap backs so i can do the metal head "oh fuck I'm late for the show" run
Also, I the one with dog is me, but with my kitty
This doesn't help my problem of having 80-90 shirts and only 1 pants...
"You have like 1000 shirts"
"But only 1 pair of jeans"
Most relatable shit I've ever seen😂😂
Same.
Same
Jokes on you, I have 2 pair of jeans😂
Mother_Of_ Emo_Bands Always be prepared
Turtle Neck Jeans are so fucking expensive I rather have 2 band shirts than 1 pair of jeans.
Problems being a metalhead: No one at school likes metal except you and the music teacher
Painfully relatable
im not a metal head but i listen to almost exclusively punk, i would wanna dress more punk but see im broke. so its only like 45% punk. anyways i hate it when older people find out i like punk and theyre like "name one band" and i just list like 20 to shut them up
@@jasperherron5267 after pay
@DanielBx nah theres a whole thing to dressing punk its more than ripped clothes
Since I'm a metalhead, everytime when I wear some band's merch they r like *WAIT PPL WHO LISTEN TO IT ARE STILL ALIVE--*
"when band you like dont come ro your city"
CITY? my favoriye band dont come to MY COUNTRY😂😂😂😂
Umm thank you
Come to brazil
Australian metal head problem right there
Tem-sama it will eventually
Brazil bleaze 😳
Another problem....
When you're the only metalhead in your group of friends and you yell SLAYER
😶
And when your trying to find a girl who likes metal but most of the time they listen to rap or hip hop
@@enigmaticbeing7703 Or Billie EYELASH
That's my whole life story.
@@enigmaticbeing7703 Relatable. And for me, I won't judge their taste of music, because I listen to hip-hop and pop too time to time. But the problem is when they judge my taste of music which is metal and hard rock, it's just so sad. And it makes me a bit angry too. :D
HOFMAN _ billie eyeballs
Chris runs alot
martin pazdera he doesnt run out of beer though
Cardio is important when you go into the pit
don't you mean CAN'T RUN
He runs to the hills
@@aylinmaiden4258 runs for his life
Why is he always running? lol
Japek34 only real thrash metalheads run instead walking
I guess you could say it's a "running gag"
Comedic effect and fuck walking
Its called a "running gag"
He is in an eternal mosh pit
Thrash dog is adorable, he can drink my beer
Metalhead girls r hard to find
@@enigmaticbeing7703 yep
Enigmatic being I’m like the only metalhead female in the eighth grade, smh...
If i ever get a thrash dog, im gonna name him/her fucking Iron Maiden
@@lunahetfield that's awesome 🤘🤘
Legend has it that he's still running to this day
1) SLAYER is retiring. (tears of molten metal)
Tanay Prajapati they are touring again in 2019
deathfan2002 true but still they are retiring
Bout time
@@mikeyarrengaming7671 Ozzy has been retiring for decades
Nah i think slayer jumped on a bandwagon to draw more folks in
Cum 2 brasil
How come I was the first one to put that in the comments, but you get more likes?
Oh, sorry, I didn't know. But does it even matter? I thought people write funny comments just to make other people laugh.
Eh, I guess you're right. Enjoy you're comment. I'm sorry.
Why sorry? Everything's fine!
@chaos kkkkkkk
“It’s a Thrash dog” “don’t drink my beer” that part got me 😂
i liked how when he threw the patch out of the window a car horn went off as if it almost caused an accident lol
Yeah thats cuz its a metal patch
Metalheads in a nutshell. Have 100 band shirts but only one pair of jeans.
That's me lol
So true
That is the law!
Me!
My jeans are so Dirty. They just startet walking 😂🤷♂️
3 in a short span of time, where is the real jhoffilms
Percival Melanson At the new Ghost Tour.
Ploughing your loved ones and drinking your beer.
Fucking language PuresG1ft
Aah metal chicks
Everybody wants one but no one can get one
We go to shows. You should try going outside your house, fam
Crimson Rain the only thing stopping me going to shows is the lack of cash
We do exist, just need to look harder
We finally find one but then they're taken :(
metal chick here lmao. we exist.
"You're too nice to be a metalhead"
3:34 I swear that’s every Brazilian fan
Rip Dime don't blame them, they're just proud of their bands
Clarence Alfonso like Sepultura or umm... Sepultura?
BlackWing Gaming sarcófago , vulcano , Angra
hail from brasil!!1!1 pls cum!!1!1!
BlackWing Gaming Sarcófago, hatefullmurder, Torture Squad, Violator, Project46, Nervosa, Prophecy...
"Have you ever heard of Woods of Ypres before"
Me: kiss my ashes goodbye
Horror Business nice profile pic
How to be a metal(beginners):
1)Long hair
2)Drink to much alcohol
3)wear a metal jacket/shirt
4)yell SLAYEEER every single day😋🤘🔥🔥🔥
there's no such thing as to much alcohol, it's always just enough :D
Also swear a shit ton
You forgot . Improperly use the word too
ummm im going to skip the alcohol part
the only thing i have achieved so far is the long hair
shit, i can't do any of those, what can i do?
Apparently metalheads must also be fast on their feet.
4:48 Actually me, discovering Death in 2018
Same, wow, that strikes a chord
Me too, but in 2019...
That's what happened when I discovered sex pistols
Make "a metal heads guide to beer"
Stuuubbs 77 I just buy the cheapest one because I'm poor af. I don't think I'm the only one. You don't need a guide to buy beer
Andrei Cocor I'm 15
BlackWing Gaming I'm 17, I can't buy beer too, but I have some 18 years old friends, sometimes I ask them to buy me a few beers. But usually I just drink my dad's beer Lol
You ain't poor till you drink a md or a oe
Andrei Cocor just for comedy purposes trust my i know what beers i like haha
Metalhead problems:
Other subgenres hate on you because the subgenres are so divided.
2:01: But, I love Hot Topic......
And my parents allow me to wear their old original concert and tour shirts for bands i know.
same here
She has the same Behemoth shirt as me, but at least I got it at their show.
Jared Hutchison in your size? Lol
I'm gonna see them at knotfest
Haha! Love the Disturbed gag! Big Disturbed fan, but that was pretty funny.
I don't get the gag
He stepped in a pile of shit, and the Disturbed CD was supposed to be a visual representation of the shit he stepped in. It's funny because he's poking fun of all the metal stereotypes and one is that all metalheads with any salt or clout REALLY hate bands like Disturbed that aren't "real metal" or were even metal in the first place.
I love Disturbed, Breaking Benjamin, Godsmack, and Slipknot, but I also love just as much Mayhem, Rotting Christ, Deicide, Megadeth, and other bands that inarguably fit under the metal umbrella.
At first I disliked beacuse of that, I think"disturbed is a nice group for me you can't do that-even the video is perfect lol"
Ok then, I give no dislike or no like...but im goin to downlod it hehe
Princess Olmeca Any metalheads who use the word "clout" or think they have "clout" should be crowdkilled by someone wearing leather gloves with spikes and spiked gauntlets.
Guess I fit into that list of victims because I used the word?
I think this guy is on speed. Hes always running
You don't need energy drinks if you are thrashoholic.
no it's the thrash metal in him
When you go to a concert, after the show, there will be people selling shirts. Buy one from them. It costs way less, and they're selling it illegally.
But why would they do that? It’d only cost them money
@@noir371 I don't know why, but they do it. But one shirt is 60 dollars. Why would I spend that, when I can buy a 5 dollar shirt with the same quality?
Actually some shows do it before as well especially if it is a big one, dont buy them. They are fake. They get the shows shirt and have it copied for like a dollar a shirt and they go out and try to sell them. Saw a guy get arrested for doing it once back in high school.
Yea, I don't like them, could really be fake, plus just support the bend you like and buy a shirt from their official vendor at the show... But that's just me opinion, to each their own so no hard fellings
@@zkrama1639 that's understandable, I think I will for now on. At the time, I didn't see it that way.
Holy shit that last blackout I had lasted 5 years? Ony explanation for there already being another JHoff video.
Woods of yuppers
I didnt get it lmao
I love woods of ypres and honestly was surprised by the reference
RIP david gold:(
I was surprised by the reference as well. I've been listening to them for only little more than 10 years or so
When one of favorite bands stop touring because there all in their late 60s-early 70s. R.I.P. Black Sabbath 😣🤘
3:26 Me: cries in Russia
Точняк)
*cries in seattle*
Жиза
For coincidence I’m in Brasil....
*cries in greece*
I think they simply got so drunk that they forgot they made two videos this year allready and keep making new ones.
Hahaha love the Disturbed diss
HaliniSnow it would have been better if it was a Nickelback cd lol
HaliniSnow why do people not like disturbed
Kaleb Metal Because they're mediocre, bland and one dimensional. At least that's why i don't like them
HaliniSnow their not that bad I listen to a few songs of theirs but theres just better bands I'd rather listen to
I mean, I kinda liked Disturbed.... Until I discovered ALL THEIR ALBUMS SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME
"Have you heard of Woods of Ypres before?" "Too soon?" Hahaha
"I'm going to dimebag your ass, and sue you until next Thursday."
2:49 Me when I try to make friends.
As a Metalhead - I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
4:48 "when you get into a band but you find out the singer is Per Yngve Ohlin and they broke up"
I love how he runs at the end of every clip 😂😂
"Yeah but one pair of jeans" I feel personally attacked.
Omg, already new video!!!
Metalhead: wait is that my vest?
Cute girl: yea but I’m like wearing it.
Metalhead: (snaps) denim give it
Thrash before hoes. That doesn't rhyme but I don't got time to give a fuck about that :)
@@thrasherdave1428 trash before smash
O N E P A I R O F J E A N S
Ikr
You get a like for Ash Vs Evil Dead
Dank Sidious RIP
Too bad, the third season looked like it would be great
They started out good, then not so much.
tfw we didn't wait a year for a new video
The biggest metalhead problem you missed is when they took Deathgasm off Netflix.
Or metalacalypse off Hulu
4:48 hit me right in the heart. 😩
Fucking SLAAAAYYERRR
The red head girl is cute. I don’t have a Metalhead girlfriend, so that’s a problem. Hehe. I love dogs too, but I also love cats. All of these jokes made me laugh! 🤣
AVJR you call THAT a Metalhead girlfriend????
The fuck...
Fuck girlfreinds
Girlfriends are gay
@@henripech5276 agreed
@@k33pstrumming39 everyone does that you know.
I love how he always runs away at the end of every clip😂😂. well, not every single one but...
I love how he sprints everywhere
4:50 I laughed... Then I looked down and realized I'm wearing a Woods of Ypres shirt... Then I laughed again.
Was listening to them right before watched this video
That Sabaton Concert sure is Long.
finding jeans that are comfortable enough and look well is so difficult 😂😂
Every time he screams slayer .. it feels like I’m watching mortal kombat 😂😂😂
SLAYER!!! 🐉 🤘🤘
The face when Chris realizes his girlfriend is still in school
“orgulho do metal brasileiro” tbm meu amigo natanael nsjxjdfj
Giulia Monjardim Cade o Brasil porra?
Aqui porra
isso ai porra!!!
3:40 Slayer - Raining Love
RIP having to wait months for new Jhoff vids
Static Syndrome probs cause theyre on summer break rn
SchlegelREV confirmed
RIP KarSkittles 1990?-2018
Rip 80s Thrash. You might be missed.
rip karskipples, best grunge-metal-ska-pop vocalist next to morrissey from the cure, the original viking metal band
In the arms of the angles
80's thrash is still kinda around ... well some of those bands are... on my battle vest (whatever you call it) all the bands on there are 80's and still going!!... well slayer... um..
cyber tune Metallica is still around
buddy your parents are sold already on ebay, the highest bid was 6.66
I love how he always runs away😂😂🤣🤣 It's hilarious🤣
The "stepping shit" part was the best!
XD
This is the only channel that actually makes me stop watching porn when they upload a new video. It’s always worth every second of that time.
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Because power trip is awesome
stop watching PØRN
I'm a simple man, I see a jhofffilms video, I click like
Toki!
@@amberlyelizabeth the one and only 😁🤘
Stops copies me! 😂
3:04 that off screen trip is comedy gold!
Watching these give me an inexplicable feeling of tranquility
About five minutes ago i remembered part 1 and came back to watch it,and i find this...
That's the metal-sense
Thanks Lemmy!
"I'm gonna dimebag your ass and Sue you till next Thursday" most metal thing anybody has ever said
Hey Children of Bodom album cover.
Kaelan McAlpine hell yeah! My favorite death metal band!
I love how he always stumbles over shit on the way out
We gonna ignore the fact that he got into a library with beer and yelling slayer? 💀
Your videos bring me such joy
THANKS GUYS SO NEEDED THIS RIGHT NOW
The shirt thing is too damn relatable.. both of them, and beer and riffs.. lol I love these videos.
The Disturbed part is the best
HAVE YOU HEARD OF WOODS OF YUPPERS BEFORE?
That hits hard
And that pronunciation actually hurt me physically
The Five Year Wait Is Finally Over!!!!!!!!
United By HEAVY METAL it was all part of THE FIVE YEAR PLAN dude.
0:34 me, when I told my friends that the meet and greet tickets for the Hollywood Vampires only cost 1500 €
It really got me when he threw the patch out of the window.. "Thanks.. I guess" 😂😂
I LOVE UR VIDEOS
Why I actually like Disturbed oof
Thank you
I would love for someone to explain why Disturbed is hated because I think they're awesome!
Ik, they're great!
They are the most cringe nu metal band ever - and they released 'Down with The Sickness' - do u need more reasons
@@alfie.6652 sound like someone's got the sickness
The first one was the most relateable by far for me, I have just 1 pair of jeans. In the winter I have to wear shorts for at least a day every time I wash them, but I often wear a band shirt every day
That Woods of Ypres joke got me on a personal level
These metal “skits” are the best. Hope you do more of these.
This video made me cry (almost)
Every metal head: NO. FOR THE LAST F*CKING TIME, I DON'T WORSHIP SATAN.
Few days ago I stepped in shit too. My dog dropped a really smelly James Blunt record while I was distracted... had to buy new shoes...
Did I just time travel a whole year?
Nice logo MEGADETH
That's 3 videos in 2 weeks Lemmy must be in a good mood.
Everytime he leaves a scene running I'm just like sir were are you running too lol!!!
I love it how most of them end with you running away
Another year passed??? And here I though it was only a week ago that I saw the last video... I have to be really carefull watching Jhoff videos otherwise I'll be practically dust by the time they upload the next one ☠️☠️☠️
Lets wait another year for another video🤘⛧
“Denim, let’s go” *snap* *snap*.
Gotta love the Trailer Park Boys reference
This is just so relatable on so many levels 😂 🤣
3 videos in 2 weeks time? Awesome!
Don't mess with the Brazilians, dude
I like how he gets a beer after we see that he doesn't have one in his hands
i love this channel, you sir have a new subscriber!