THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A METALHEAD

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  • @wind-upboy939
    @wind-upboy939 4 года назад +3026

    "You listen to Metal?"
    "Yes."
    "But you're so smart."
    "That is why."

    • @dyingfetus2483
      @dyingfetus2483 4 года назад +43

      This is soooo so true 👊🏽

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 4 года назад +21

      Throw prog metal on their face

    • @wildersound
      @wildersound 4 года назад +31

      Fun thing here is, that it actually affects your brain reseptors way more effectively when you listen to metal, than for example rap. I don't know the exact reason, but I'll assume it has something to do with melody-creativity correlation in human brains.

    • @dyingfetus2483
      @dyingfetus2483 4 года назад +22

      @@wildersound in my opinion, such complex polyrhythmic patterns that metal offers can only be decoded and thus enjoyed, by people very high cognitive skills. They're just made to feel like they don't, by the society who can't see patterns and only perceives chaos, take Archspire for instance. METAL IS THE MUSIC OF THE GODS. 🤘🏽

    • @thebossmongars9651
      @thebossmongars9651 4 года назад +2

      So true

  • @CloudPow
    @CloudPow 4 года назад +3702

    "You like metal?"
    Me: "Yeah."
    "But you're black!"
    - Real conversation from 2007.
    Still haunts me to this day.

    • @jallybwan3767
      @jallybwan3767 4 года назад +301

      black metal tho

    • @dangergirldesigns5943
      @dangergirldesigns5943 4 года назад +121

      "Black metal? You mean like Sevendust?"
      Best question ever.

    • @Chomakot
      @Chomakot 4 года назад +56

      i genuinely wonder if there's a metal band with black people every band i searched on google that i listen to is white and its kinda strange

    • @ringevalley
      @ringevalley 4 года назад +15

      Embrace the Darkness bodycount. Ice T (co-founder) was previously a rapper

    • @danielolsen9034
      @danielolsen9034 4 года назад +19

      @@Chomakot it's not really metal but living colour is an all black band

  • @ethanhammitt9507
    @ethanhammitt9507 4 года назад +2936

    Things that need to be cleared up:
    1) AC/DC is Hard Rock, not heavy metal.
    2) Metallica is GOOD, but they are not the ONLY metal band.
    3) I’m Catholic. I’m a metalhead. Get over it.

    • @ethanhammitt9507
      @ethanhammitt9507 4 года назад +59

      I lean more more towards the Metallica side, but I’ll listen to Megadeth on occasion.

    • @black_boiler7978
      @black_boiler7978 4 года назад +15

      @Jaspal Sarkaria i love soad

    • @bassnoob8214
      @bassnoob8214 4 года назад +19

      Tom Araya is Catholic

    • @kiah1374
      @kiah1374 4 года назад +16

      Rob Halford and Nico Mcbrain are Christians. Yeah satanic.

    • @richardmarlev8393
      @richardmarlev8393 4 года назад +3

      Same.

  • @felixftw4702
    @felixftw4702 4 года назад +1135

    "Anybody can scream"
    Correct.
    "Anybody can metal scream"
    Once again, correct.
    "Anybody can metal scream _well_ "
    Ah! See, that's where you're wrong.

    • @DriftFox1
      @DriftFox1 3 года назад +21

      Absolutly correct

    • @madleengufler8198
      @madleengufler8198 3 года назад +15

      anybody can sing...same thing

    • @Djentlman7
      @Djentlman7 3 года назад +22

      It’s the fact that these metal screamers are professionals and can do it for like 6 minutes straight like seriously you try doing it for that long that’s what makes me mad like when people think it’s no talent when if they tried they’d be mute for a month

    • @goaskuff7539
      @goaskuff7539 3 года назад +2

      Y e s

    • @cherrypopscile3385
      @cherrypopscile3385 3 года назад +9

      You see... I can technically hit the same notes as rob Halford.
      I can only hit one of them per week, And it will irreparably damage my vocal cords, but technically I can do it.

  • @dinglebopp
    @dinglebopp 6 лет назад +3631

    “Is that Metallica” ~ Every non-Metal person

    • @opshake5477
      @opshake5477 5 лет назад +52

      Metallica's kill em all wasn't that bad

    • @marcodemarzi2434
      @marcodemarzi2434 5 лет назад +9

      That's so true

    • @dakotaoim8598
      @dakotaoim8598 5 лет назад +58

      Metallica is legit though

    • @imawormbeforeiamaman4261
      @imawormbeforeiamaman4261 5 лет назад +2

      @@sleeping_away lmfao😂😂😂

    • @danielellis2403
      @danielellis2403 5 лет назад +34

      Lmao I said I listened to metal like metallica and Pantera and my teacher said they arent metal they're too old they're probably more rock

  • @themaggot7775
    @themaggot7775 4 года назад +616

    "this is earrape" some girl said
    no, actually, it's hardcore ear sex
    GET
    IT
    RIGHT

    • @laurettadelmar2781
      @laurettadelmar2781 4 года назад +25

      You pressed the play button consensually

    • @viditjain2653
      @viditjain2653 4 года назад +15

      it's Eargasm.

    • @ackerkartoffel8627
      @ackerkartoffel8627 4 года назад

      Well earrape is characterized by clipping and there are some so gs where it's used a lot

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 4 года назад +2

      “That’s not earrape music. _This_ is earrape music:” **plays I Duckinf Hatw You by Ghostemane on max volume**

    • @junaberggren1183
      @junaberggren1183 4 года назад +1

      You know the song is good when you’re eat litterally gets an orgasm

  • @RedMetalHead97
    @RedMetalHead97 4 года назад +399

    “I listen to metal.”
    Coworker: You mean like Billie Eilish?
    I wish I was kidding.

    • @percyy1908
      @percyy1908 3 года назад +12

      Amon Amarth nice

    • @dallasmckim4370
      @dallasmckim4370 3 года назад +7

      And then I silently chuckle as I'm listening to a metal cover of Billie Eilish's "Bad Guy" by Alex Terrible from Slaughter To Prevail. Part of a series of something called "The Russian Hate Project." Amusingly I still to this day have not heard the original version.

    • @otakumangastudios3617
      @otakumangastudios3617 3 года назад +2

      The scent of irony is quite pungent...

    • @emmageels3041
      @emmageels3041 3 года назад +7

      this makes me wanna cry

    • @matthewdavis7674
      @matthewdavis7674 3 года назад +4

      Billie eilish is great! Not metal at all, but great

  • @williamleaves6806
    @williamleaves6806 4 года назад +526

    “I love metal”
    “mEtAl Is JuSt ScReAmInG”
    -My ignorant friend 😂

    • @williamleaves6806
      @williamleaves6806 4 года назад +5

      Jaspal Sarkaria No he is a very calm person, thus why he doesn’t like metal

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 года назад +7

      @@williamleaves6806 You need to get some new friends or at least show him metal bands that don't scream.

    • @ianne6627
      @ianne6627 4 года назад +1

      Everyone has different tastes but if they say your music is bad find new friends, People who says your music taste is awful are just dickheads even if you judge someones music taste at least dont tell them straight on

    • @emperorsavron-peterdewind0358
      @emperorsavron-peterdewind0358 3 года назад

      2:16 - 2:22 Am I the only one who thinks that this sounds like a black metal boy f*********ing a black metal girl????...

    • @Jojo-pb4mo
      @Jojo-pb4mo 3 года назад +1

      Hold on is your Profile pic one of the album covers from Rammstein? 😳

  • @emona7291
    @emona7291 4 года назад +3985

    Random girl in my class: “Metallica is my favourite T-shirt brand.”

  • @weeniehutjuniors6715
    @weeniehutjuniors6715 7 лет назад +1485

    "Do you listen to metal?"
    "Yeah"
    "But you were so smart!"
    ...
    "SMART ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO GOOD MUSIC"

    • @cneftelberg7
      @cneftelberg7 7 лет назад +5

      Reno Jupiter that was pretty good

    • @kazoobros5444
      @kazoobros5444 7 лет назад +3

      Reno Jupiter fuck ya

    • @Mr__Menacee
      @Mr__Menacee 7 лет назад +4

      YESSSSS

    • @dia4622
      @dia4622 7 лет назад +4

      Reno Jupiter amen

    • @zfin87
      @zfin87 7 лет назад +5

      Reno Jupiter Your Profile picture is beautiful. I mean, Finally! Another Deathbat!

  • @stephaniegore250
    @stephaniegore250 4 года назад +349

    One time a friend had said stop wearing death metal shirts.
    Oh, I'm Sorry, I didn't know Smash Mouth was death metal.

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 года назад +6

      WTF!

    • @angrydoodle8919
      @angrydoodle8919 4 года назад +13

      Stephanie Gore did you really answer to yourself ?

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 года назад +1

      @@angrydoodle8919 Not really

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 года назад +10

      @@angrydoodle8919 But it gets worse One time a friend of mine who is a rap fan said Metal bands have no fame. So is he saying that rappers such as Nelly, Eminem, Juice WRLD, and all that those guys have more fame and popularity than Thy Art is Murder, Ozzy Osbourne, Dragonforce, Asking Alexandria, Def Leppard, Killswitch Engage, Dream Theater, Gojira, All That Remains, Disturbed, The Black Dahlia Murder, System of a Down, Anthrax, Judas Priest, Meshuggah, Attila, Linkin Park, Insane Clown Posse, Deftones, Periphery, Limp Bizkit, Suicide Silence, Devin Townsend, Danzig, GWAR, Behemoth, Marilyn Manson, Cannibal Corpse, The Faceless, Black Sabbath, Five Finger Death Punch, Avenged Sevenfold, Dio, Veil of Maya, As I Lay Dying, Emmure, Motörhead, BABYMETAL, Lamb of God, Korn, Tool, Pantera, Machine Head, Mastodon, Iron Maiden, Guns N’ Roses, Ghost, Megadeth, Slayer, Slipknot, or even Metallica? Hell, Even Mötley Crüe has more recognition in the world than what any rapper could have thought of.

    • @sidthejovian5105
      @sidthejovian5105 3 года назад

      Nice name, dude.

  • @drewchermak2173
    @drewchermak2173 4 года назад +317

    Just because nickel back has nickel in it doesn’t mean their metal

  • @johnp4193
    @johnp4193 5 лет назад +3206

    “Metal is ear cancer” - some girl in my school who listens to 6ix9ine

    • @brycearreola548
      @brycearreola548 4 года назад +22

      John Prendergast that happened to me

    • @justjust3100
      @justjust3100 4 года назад +154

      Metal is a fcking EarGasm

    • @ottogofast3882
      @ottogofast3882 4 года назад +14

      Trying so hard to fit in lol soooooo sad

    • @nakinjhya
      @nakinjhya 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @_CrowDivine
      @_CrowDivine 4 года назад +101

      John Prendergast
      6ix9ine is literally one of the worse people alive who makes just as bad music, she can keep her two-cent worth opinion to her damn self.

  • @therealtebek8141
    @therealtebek8141 4 года назад +1798

    "Metal sucks" - Says the kid who listens to Lil Pump

    • @turtle4775
      @turtle4775 4 года назад +6

      @Jaspal Sarkaria xD

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 года назад +31

      @TheRealTebek
      You wanna hear something disappointing? One time, I showed someone "ObZen" by Meshuggah and they said "Is that Ed Sheeran?"

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 года назад +24

      No rap has no talent and sucks and metal has talent.

    • @ashrice4642
      @ashrice4642 4 года назад +35

      At least metal actually has lyrics and a very wide vocabulary. Instead of the word Gucci gang repeated 50 times from someone who didn't even complete high school

    • @autumnderstine9939
      @autumnderstine9939 4 года назад +21

      lil pump is the gayest thing that walked the earth

  • @shiranai__dc8021
    @shiranai__dc8021 3 года назад +335

    I'm a girl, and I'm a metalhead. Because of this, my classmates decided to introduce me to a guy that also likes "Super heavy metal"... He is fan of Green Day... Yeah super heavy metal...

    • @stingysmailbox8209
      @stingysmailbox8209 3 года назад +20

      Too many morons confusing pop-punk for metal.

    • @annagolod2592
      @annagolod2592 3 года назад +27

      I'm a girl who likes metal too but I also like punk rock.Damn,that's so funny😂😂If they think that Green Day is metal,how will they react to a real metal bands.

    • @beet6le380
      @beet6le380 3 года назад +23

      They also think emos are metalheads also.

    • @annagolod2592
      @annagolod2592 3 года назад +9

      @@beet6le380 that's stupid.There are many screamo bands that really sound like metal.For example,pierce for veil and their song King For A Day.But that doesn't mean that every song is metal.Mostly it's emo punk rock.

    • @maxxpayn3_
      @maxxpayn3_ 2 года назад +2

      😂

  • @isabellawhite9931
    @isabellawhite9931 4 года назад +158

    "Hey, what're you listening to?"
    "System of a Down, why?"
    "Lemme listen."
    "Ok."
    *Gives headphones, Marmalade playing*
    "Ok, first, why is this song is about rape? Second, why is the guys voice sound so nasally and Squidward-Like? I feel a clarinet solo coming any second."
    Coming from the person who listens to rap music, which litteraly talks about the same thing.

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 года назад +7

      Tell him "Well, Your music is the same thing so what's the difference?"

    • @fabio4910
      @fabio4910 3 года назад +5

      The clarinet solo killed me😂

    • @trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317
      @trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317 3 месяца назад +1

      And is there anywhere in the song that says it's not consensual?

  • @ajrod3047
    @ajrod3047 4 года назад +1128

    "I listen to Megadeth".
    Me: Really? What's your favorite song?
    "Master Of Puppets".

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 4 года назад +104

      that's understandable if they're just getting into metal
      based of what i've heard master of puppets is a great song
      just not by megadeth

    • @Eli76055
      @Eli76055 4 года назад +58

      @@felixftw4702 the whole Master Of Puppets Album is good. So good that, fun fact: it's the first thrash metal album to ever get platinum and it is considered historically important

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 4 года назад +17

      @@Eli76055 and i thought metallica was heavy metal

    • @Eli76055
      @Eli76055 4 года назад +16

      @@felixftw4702 They are a heavy metal band. Why do you say that?

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 4 года назад +18

      @@Eli76055 is thrash metal a subgenre of heavy metal?

  • @TsWn_Manimal
    @TsWn_Manimal 5 лет назад +550

    Ok so this is an epic dad moment for me. Me and my dad were sitting down at church, when some guy came up and asked me if I played guitar, since the church was looking for band members. I told him yes, and when he asked me what I like to play I answered with, "Metal guitar". The man then proceeded to tell me that the devil was coming for my heart. My dad responded to him with, " Well, the way some of you christians act, looks like the devil got you a long time ago." I felt truly proud of being a metal head

    • @atraxuswraithe6031
      @atraxuswraithe6031 4 года назад +53

      Odin's eyeball, man, that is fucking epic! Hats off to your dad for saying that. And don't forget: the "Devil Horns" sign? That doesn't mean "Satan is awesome"; it's actually a protective sign against the Evil Eye. Basically, it's flipping Satan off!

    • @bruhmoment-yr4fn
      @bruhmoment-yr4fn 4 года назад +3

      if only my dad was like that.

    • @chihirosen6996
      @chihirosen6996 4 года назад +8

      A man truly worthy of a "Worlds greatest dad" mug 😊

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 года назад +1

      Tell them about The Devil Wears Prada.

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 4 года назад +10

      It’s even funnier because Slayer, who routinely used Satanic imagery, are all practicing Christians.

  • @TheRockhound119
    @TheRockhound119 4 года назад +580

    "You listen to metal?"
    "Yes."
    "I thought you were a regular person. Why do you hate the world?"
    "What?"
    A coworker and me.

    • @ashrice4642
      @ashrice4642 4 года назад +32

      I feel like everyone that doesn't listen to rock/metal just believes only people who are like extremely mentally ill or hate everything listen to it. Yet metalheads are the most nicest people ever(that's if you're on their good side lol)

    • @TheRockhound119
      @TheRockhound119 4 года назад +1

      @@ashrice4642 I sort of converted that coworker though because I even send her my vocal lessons. :)

    • @ahacks7692
      @ahacks7692 3 года назад +1

      People who speak like that make me hate the world

    • @otakumangastudios3617
      @otakumangastudios3617 3 года назад +1

      My dad likes metal he was in fact the one who introduced it to me as a kid. I'm not into it now, but when I was like four, I love zombie. I was sincerely entertained by hearing them talking about a living dead girl.

    • @aliezahjuarez1212
      @aliezahjuarez1212 2 года назад

      Relatable

  • @gt_beltran42
    @gt_beltran42 4 года назад +137

    My brother told me once that metal is just about how bad peoples lives are. He listens to pop, music about people finding their love and then breaking up with them
    (Edit) ok I need to update something, he actually doesn’t really listen to music, he listens to Minecraft parodies and bad lip readings. I know, WTF

  • @jaydenberton1031
    @jaydenberton1031 5 лет назад +2332

    Metal is just noise?
    Brave words coming from a skrillex fan.

    • @kingskxrg3172
      @kingskxrg3172 5 лет назад +43

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣CHILL BRUH YOUR KILLING ME

    • @arjavgarg5801
      @arjavgarg5801 5 лет назад +35

      Brody Blaze lol I like both

    • @Shydood
      @Shydood 5 лет назад +35

      Ironic, considering Skrillex is in a post-hardcore band.

    • @dyztroyax4628
      @dyztroyax4628 5 лет назад +3

      Lmao youve gotta chill out, my poor heart.

    • @lightningmonky7674
      @lightningmonky7674 5 лет назад +14

      I like both 🤘🏻

  • @eddinoboy
    @eddinoboy 7 лет назад +255

    My step grandmother was staying over at my house one day. She wakes up last and comes into the living room, where my mom and dad are talking, my sisters are playing card games, and I was playing Guitar Hero: Metallica. She asked me what that music was, and I said "heavy metal." She then turned to my dad and said "I'm sure it's just a phase." My dad then replies "I like that stuff too." She just stood there for a few seconds, confused. Then she didn't bring it up again.

    • @tornadoduckytv7616
      @tornadoduckytv7616 7 лет назад +26

      eddinoboy your dad saved it 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

  • @habibaelgendy6253
    @habibaelgendy6253 4 года назад +390

    “So what genre do you listen to?”
    “Rock/ metal you know”
    “U listen to that devil music?? How you’re too cute, never would’ve thought u listened to that”
    “Let me introduce you to new music”
    “No thanks, i’m not suicidal”
    Fml😂 what do these people thinkkkk

    • @superman2957
      @superman2957 3 года назад +26

      I mean... They still called u cute... That's a w

    • @palmagius
      @palmagius 3 года назад +8

      They dont think....
      Thats the problem

    • @uwu9272
      @uwu9272 3 года назад +11

      "no thanks, im not suicidal"
      LMAO

    • @stingysmailbox8209
      @stingysmailbox8209 3 года назад +5

      DSBM bands: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."

    • @cigisvirag_
      @cigisvirag_ 2 года назад +1

      Yeah I dont look like someone who listens to this stuff

  • @kyaradani
    @kyaradani 4 года назад +93

    Them:
    "Metal is just something that self diagnosed depressed people listen to."
    Me:
    "Atleast I don't post stuff literally exposing myself that I self diagnose and blame Lil Peep for it."

  • @daniellevanaelst499
    @daniellevanaelst499 4 года назад +576

    "Is one direction a metal band?" Yeah, Aluminum.

    • @makaylanicole2735
      @makaylanicole2735 4 года назад +7

      LMFAOOOO

    • @irenecarlock3513
      @irenecarlock3513 4 года назад

      Facts

    • @wickedbundy867
      @wickedbundy867 4 года назад

      Danielle Van Aelst you can’t even say that much about them.

    • @maddie9885
      @maddie9885 4 года назад +1

      Danielle Van Aelst HAHAH OMG

    • @vae3716
      @vae3716 4 года назад +5

      I'm a one direction fan and I listen to nu metal and hard Rock too but if some girl or boy comes to me and says " doesn't 1D(or any other Pop band Coldplay for e.g) play rock too" than I'll be like " girl no just No pls don't too it, it it hurts"
      I think they're confusing rock with Pop rock or idk😂😂

  • @bazzyg
    @bazzyg 7 лет назад +953

    "You love metal? But you wear normal clothes and look like us."

    • @Jukelol23333
      @Jukelol23333 7 лет назад +5

      Bazzyg IKR

    • @marc-olivierouellet2338
      @marc-olivierouellet2338 7 лет назад +138

      We have successfully infiltrated their society, the final phase of the total world takeover may start

    • @bvpyro3070
      @bvpyro3070 7 лет назад +8

      Bazzyg ah somebody said that to me today

    • @blockparty009
      @blockparty009 7 лет назад +2

      lovin the band shirts man, you have a pretty good taste in music

    • @bazzyg
      @bazzyg 7 лет назад +9

      Metal is on the inside. I used to wear full on metal clothes when I was a teenager, but as an adult wear more elegant attire and dress "trendy", but will love metal till the day I die!

  • @MirA12334
    @MirA12334 3 года назад +47

    From a girls pov: metalheads take care of each other!!
    i always feel safer at metal concerts than anything mainstream (at mainstream gatherings its kinda normalized to get sexually assaulted at least once a night???)
    And one time at a metal concert when three drunkards (probably high too) got too close to me (they were dancing like techno freaks) others immediately stepped up for me!!?? Thank you to those nice guys!!!

  • @stephaniegore250
    @stephaniegore250 4 года назад +84

    This isn't really related to metal but someone in my school said "Who is Elvis Presley?"

    • @slipperynoodles9240
      @slipperynoodles9240 4 года назад +3

      Bro I live in Tennessee and we literally have to learn about him in history and I wish I didn’t have to

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 года назад

      @@slipperynoodles9240 Yeah. I understand.

    • @slipperynoodles9240
      @slipperynoodles9240 4 года назад

      Stephanie Gore are you also from Tennessee

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 года назад

      @@slipperynoodles9240 No, I'm from Florida, But I understand because I have a friend from Tennessee and I have to tell him about Elvis every single day.

    • @slipperynoodles9240
      @slipperynoodles9240 4 года назад

      Cool

  • @obundoben82
    @obundoben82 7 лет назад +225

    "Yeah I actually listen to metal."
    "So, like, what kind of metal?"
    "What do you mean?"
    "You know, titanium, copper, nickel..."
    I fucking died inside when she said that.

    • @ghostrider1234561
      @ghostrider1234561 7 лет назад +1

      That's the funniest shit I've read in this comment section.

    • @vahsharo1980
      @vahsharo1980 6 лет назад

      be all here check this out and put on some bile or some hate for her.

  • @raider1841
    @raider1841 5 лет назад +1043

    my grandfather who is 92 : "What kind of music do you kids lisen to these days?
    me: "well i like metal"
    grandpa : "son , i have something to show you"
    grandpa goes into his room , reaches under the bed , pulls out a led zeppelin vinyl
    my brain:"best hope he lives longer boy"

    • @cthulutech4697
      @cthulutech4697 5 лет назад +92

      This is good. Keep in touch with your grandpa.

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 5 лет назад +61

      Weird place to keep a record, but that sounds like a pretty cool grandpa.

    • @JJ-eo9kw
      @JJ-eo9kw 5 лет назад +27

      My grandma has a lot of led zeppelin and ac/dc cd’s

    • @dererklarbar6499
      @dererklarbar6499 4 года назад +38

      Led Zeppelin had a huge influence on heavy metal.

    • @GrimmFLawless
      @GrimmFLawless 4 года назад +6

      I like grunge so I relate

  • @AustinWarner89
    @AustinWarner89 4 года назад +85

    Dave mustaine opening overwatch phrase:
    “Holy Wars, Your punishments due”

    • @robertziel2294
      @robertziel2294 4 года назад +10

      I would think his phrase would be, "Enemies will all Rust in Peace"

    • @AustinWarner89
      @AustinWarner89 4 года назад

      Robert Ziel good one

    • @ryanmounce2850
      @ryanmounce2850 3 года назад +2

      "Hello me, it's the REAL me!"

    • @dallasmckim4370
      @dallasmckim4370 3 года назад +1

      He should also have a Vic Rattlehead skin too. The Cyborg Vic from 2015's Dystopia would fit well into the aesthetic of Overwatch I think.

    • @gcat7145
      @gcat7145 3 года назад

      @Jaspal Sarkaria you'll get no warning and no second chance

  • @Stray_Reverie
    @Stray_Reverie 3 года назад +28

    My grandma: “yOu CaN’t LiStEn To ThAt DeViL mUsIc In My HoUsE!!1!”
    My dad: (finds Christian Metal)
    My grandma: 👁👄👁

  • @monicaisabelle3346
    @monicaisabelle3346 4 года назад +1017

    My mom caught me listen to Slayer and she asked me:"Are you transgender?"
    Me: "No,why?"
    Her"GiRLs cAnT bE mEtALhEAdS"

    • @Ihop_manager
      @Ihop_manager 4 года назад +61

      Tf

    • @Julianptr666
      @Julianptr666 4 года назад +25

      Raaaininggg bloodd

    • @dantemariposon1209
      @dantemariposon1209 4 года назад

      same..

    • @thrasherdave1428
      @thrasherdave1428 4 года назад +43

      Sexism at its finest :)

    • @thrasherdave1428
      @thrasherdave1428 4 года назад +29

      @Jaspal Sarkaria I think in this case it is because it's imposing limitations on someone only because of their gender/sex (you can't be a metalhead just because you're a girl)

  • @vladyslavkitsela5621
    @vladyslavkitsela5621 4 года назад +270

    I had a weird interaction with one girl at work, she said “well I saw those shirts you wear, I listen to metal too, we kinda listen to the same music” I was like “really, what bands?” “Imagine dragons, nickelback, you know, metal”

    • @legodcbricks3306
      @legodcbricks3306 4 года назад +29

      I'm pretty sure she doesn't understand rock culture

    • @Stormfire1777
      @Stormfire1777 4 года назад +8

      Lmao

    • @AzriellaRipley
      @AzriellaRipley 4 года назад +15

      @@legodcbricks3306 no harm, no foul gals like these just need a mentor that's all. I hope that person took the time to throw various types of metal her way to see type she could connect to....then yea go from there

    • @Charlotte-qk9yk
      @Charlotte-qk9yk 4 года назад +1

      Uuuugh

    • @joryjoedison486
      @joryjoedison486 4 года назад +5

      idk if you could even call imagine dragons rock

  • @aliahope-wilson4449
    @aliahope-wilson4449 4 года назад +30

    "Does you mother know you're doing this?"
    She listens to metal too 😅

  • @rhysbrauersmith2078
    @rhysbrauersmith2078 4 года назад +30

    I love at 3:28 the background music of your EP just starts repeating "death"

  • @eleonoracumberbitch3346
    @eleonoracumberbitch3346 5 лет назад +1022

    My mom is a metalhead and actually introduced me to metal by using It as lullabys

    • @rubenalobama5549
      @rubenalobama5549 5 лет назад +92

      Best mom 3029

    • @Kayla-ds5gb
      @Kayla-ds5gb 5 лет назад +72

      Did she sing you to sleep with the soft and somber lullabies of Korn??

    • @matkaboskanieskalana6629
      @matkaboskanieskalana6629 5 лет назад +49

      Me as a mother

    • @GGAliceCS
      @GGAliceCS 5 лет назад +33

      I can just imagine now in a sweet soothing angelic voice “auschwitz, the meaning of pain, the way that I want you to die”

    • @willywonky420
      @willywonky420 5 лет назад +69

      You: "Mom, sing me a lullaby"
      Mom: *Pulls out guitar*
      *Enter Sandman*

  • @Unus_Annus_
    @Unus_Annus_ 4 года назад +555

    “Death metal is the same as punk”
    -Some random girl on my bus

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 4 года назад +9

      that's deathcore but ok

    • @vae3716
      @vae3716 4 года назад +24

      WTF😂😂 I sometimes listen to punk but damn I'll say it punk is nowhere near metal 😅😂

    • @AzriellaRipley
      @AzriellaRipley 4 года назад +1

      @@vae3716 listen to Municipal Waste "Your Cut Off" and the video too. Hope you enjoy them. So punkmetal!

    • @AzriellaRipley
      @AzriellaRipley 4 года назад

      @@felixftw4702 dearhcore used to sound metal until one realizes it sounds like it's trying to hard. Jk

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 4 года назад +3

      @@AzriellaRipley "you're cut off" nice
      also i dont care if deathcore is real metal or not, im a hardcore head :D
      if it is then cool
      if not, well then at least im not some elitist who thinks metal is the best music genre

  • @scrumptiousburger367
    @scrumptiousburger367 3 года назад +19

    Metal isn’t a phase, it’s a lifestyle

  • @theglasgowinformant
    @theglasgowinformant 4 года назад +22

    I was playing "Sad but True" and then someone asked, is that a Rolling Stones song?

  • @poytrew8025
    @poytrew8025 4 года назад +219

    The word “screamo” is generally something you wouldn’t want to say

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 4 года назад +8

      unless you know what screamo actually is

    • @connernelson7033
      @connernelson7033 4 года назад +1

      @@felixftw4702 true, true

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 4 года назад +3

      @@connernelson7033 Screamo itself as a subgenre deserves appreciation because there isn't any other music like it
      that being said, unless you're actually talking about bands like pg.99 or Orchid, it's true in that you probably shouldn't talk about "screamo"

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 4 года назад

      @Jaspal Sarkaria those aren't even bands you would call screamo xD

    • @superman2957
      @superman2957 3 года назад +1

      I like metal but I really don't understand what makes something "screamo" can someone explain please

  • @user-qj8kh7gi3q
    @user-qj8kh7gi3q 4 года назад +1235

    My friends: "metal is no talent"
    Me: "ok then play the slipknot psychosocial solo"

    • @jotaskak
      @jotaskak 4 года назад +63

      or try singing eeyore 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @eyelessjudge9425
      @eyelessjudge9425 4 года назад +77

      Or the drum intro of eyeless

    • @christophergutierrez8966
      @christophergutierrez8966 4 года назад +8

      L'empereur granolax and vendetta

    • @roteberg1
      @roteberg1 4 года назад +9

      Or fleshgod apocalypse - the violation

    • @epicman2789
      @epicman2789 4 года назад +13

      Plays one note per second and does a bunch of harmonics on accident

  • @Kat-nd5fq
    @Kat-nd5fq 3 года назад +45

    "Metal is the Devil's Music"
    Tony Iommi: Laughs in Catholic

  • @davidardinger6888
    @davidardinger6888 4 года назад +31

    "AnD tHeN mAtUrE pEoPlE lOsE tHe MeTaL pHaSe" im sure every metal band with adults in it would disagree🤣🤣🤣 (not a personal attack😬)

    • @kanvolu
      @kanvolu 3 года назад

      Meshuggah's members are around 50 yo now

    • @Ray_SOAD
      @Ray_SOAD 2 года назад

      @@kanvolu Metallica's members are around 60 now

  • @alensezz4372
    @alensezz4372 5 лет назад +396

    Dave mustaine Overwatch character catchphrase
    "Get Ready To Rust In Peace"

  • @puddle812
    @puddle812 4 года назад +197

    One time I was listening to slipknot in class and one kid said, “why are you listening to people just screaming and playing random things on the guitar and drums”
    Then I responded by saying, “and rap is people saying things that make sense?”
    Then he said yes

    • @najyaanastasya1369
      @najyaanastasya1369 4 года назад

      this exactly also happened to me

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 4 года назад +1

      Well it could be..

    • @ashrice4642
      @ashrice4642 4 года назад

      @Jaspal Sarkaria lmaoo Mo Bamba is actually named after a basketball player for the Orlando Magic's

    • @Bartman61911
      @Bartman61911 3 года назад +5

      In fact both make sense you sound just as ignorant as the kid you were talking to. Go listen to some old school rap maybe you'll realize there is talent in both genres, or at least there was in the 80's and 90's

    • @semelo5075
      @semelo5075 3 года назад

      @David Avila I love u david

  • @stephaniegore250
    @stephaniegore250 4 года назад +46

    Your walking into the ghetto and you're wearing a Dead Kennedys shirt and they think that you had something to do with the JFK assassination.

  • @jesseg.2413
    @jesseg.2413 3 года назад +4

    7:05 I was 16 when I went alone with my friends to a metal concert. At one point I got separated from them and a moshpit was about to start. Now, me a girl 1.65m and 47kg and fecking scared of being mushed. I tried getting out before it erupts and the others were so awesome. I felt people's hands on me carefully navigating me to the side. As soon as I was out I hear a loud "now! Let's go!" and I realised everyone waited until I'm "out of the way" as it disolved people pushed me kindly again towards the middle. I told it my mum the next day who was ok with me liking metal but was still worried. Needless to say she got a new kind of respect for metal heads.

  • @DiehardDuke-on5mr
    @DiehardDuke-on5mr 6 лет назад +294

    "oh, you like rock and roll"
    *Holds up Spiderman fingers*

  • @metalwarrior7679
    @metalwarrior7679 7 лет назад +523

    I had so many "This is just a phase" comments during my teen years. Now I'm 31 and listen to metal more than ever \m/

    • @jestle
      @jestle 6 лет назад +9

      MDMaficionado I'm 10 and I love Metallica, OBITUARY, System Of A Down, Korn and Tool. Bein' Metal! \m/

    • @gelaber3999
      @gelaber3999 6 лет назад +18

      metal is not a phase, it's a live setting ;)

    • @brodycates8472
      @brodycates8472 6 лет назад +9

      I know, my sister, dad, mom and brother always call it a phase to be a metalhead. I’ve been a metalhead since I was like 10 and I’m not “GROWING” out of it. Emo and metal are completely different

    • @coinoperas
      @coinoperas 6 лет назад +9

      Hahahaha me too! I'm 43 and i am a much more dedicated metal listener than i was in my teenage years!

    • @Boomheyyou
      @Boomheyyou 6 лет назад +4

      Started listening to metal When I was 15 and now I am 36 now and I still listen to it More than ever

  • @ellahenry6895
    @ellahenry6895 3 года назад +25

    “you can’t like metal you’re a girl”
    EXCUSE ME

  • @villesiltanen9832
    @villesiltanen9832 4 года назад +18

    The quiet kid: loads gun
    Pumped up kicks intensifies

    • @Jebediahlouis
      @Jebediahlouis 3 года назад

      For me it would be Tsjuder - The Daemon Gate

  • @caysy9156
    @caysy9156 4 года назад +178

    "They literally just scream"
    - My uneducated friend

    • @stephaniegore250
      @stephaniegore250 4 года назад

      You need a new friend.

    • @ashrice4642
      @ashrice4642 4 года назад +2

      I mean depends on the metal genre some of them are literally just a growl and you can't tell me there isn't cause I literally can't find lyrics for some songs.

    • @isak8059
      @isak8059 4 года назад

      Throw that friend in the trash and find real friends.

  • @ejwiseman76
    @ejwiseman76 6 лет назад +664

    I had a metal phase...it started around age 9. I'm 41.

    • @brick_fan
      @brick_fan 6 лет назад +18

      Eric Wiseman Awww you started listening to metal at 9... thats nice. I started at 12 :-P (last year lol)

    • @delloroverninjacomeatmefor6911
      @delloroverninjacomeatmefor6911 6 лет назад +13

      Eric Wiseman I started with rock at 2 and metal at 9 I'm 10

    • @ThunderousThrasher
      @ThunderousThrasher 6 лет назад +5

      i started listening metal around age 6. my 30th birthday is next saturday

    • @brick_fan
      @brick_fan 6 лет назад +9

      Good to see young ppl enjoying metal.

    • @davidea9210
      @davidea9210 6 лет назад +2

      José Bernardo cool me too!

  • @trix3496
    @trix3496 4 года назад +20

    Me: "do you know any metal band"
    Her: "yes I listen to nickleback" WTF😂😂😂😂

  • @unsainted_3532
    @unsainted_3532 4 года назад +28

    My friend: “So you’re an emo then?”
    Me: “W h a t.”
    My friend: “Well, you listen to slipknot, that’s pretty emo.”
    Also my friend: Listens to Justin Beiber in 2020
    Safe to say me and her aren’t friends anymore

    • @icannotcomeupwithanything4609
      @icannotcomeupwithanything4609 3 года назад +4

      My sister claims that I am emo. I am not. I like Metal and other forms of music. Yes I am aware that 90% of clothes are black. That doesn't mean I am a emo, goth etc.

    • @ganondorfkingofthegerudo5214
      @ganondorfkingofthegerudo5214 3 года назад

      Slipknot is bitchboi hard rock lmao
      (Yes. I'm being THAT guy. I accept the consequences of my actions right now lol)

    • @camilacastro2773
      @camilacastro2773 3 года назад +1

      @@ganondorfkingofthegerudo5214 Sure, you can think this all you want as long as you let slipknot fans listen to their music and simply respect their tastes.

    • @stingysmailbox8209
      @stingysmailbox8209 3 года назад

      @@camilacastro2773 You preach about "respecting other people's music tastes", but at the same time, defending a commenter who is ridiculing someone because they listen to Justin Beiber.

    • @camilacastro2773
      @camilacastro2773 3 года назад

      @@stingysmailbox8209 I'm not defending anyone. I'm simply saying that people should respect others opinions. That is all.

  • @bluesox315
    @bluesox315 5 лет назад +446

    Stopping a metalhead from head banging
    Wait thats illegal......

  • @joemoe__9318
    @joemoe__9318 4 года назад +326

    This isn’t really related but this kid in my class asked “who is Freddy Murcury?”

    • @laurettadelmar2781
      @laurettadelmar2781 4 года назад +34

      JoeMoe__ castrate them

    • @TheOnlyHollywood1
      @TheOnlyHollywood1 4 года назад +33

      Welp, time for an exorcism

    • @andrewcox3410
      @andrewcox3410 4 года назад +21

      JoeMoe__ I hope you drop kicked them

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 4 года назад +60

      Insulting Freddie Mercury really stings for metalheads because there are so many heavy metal bands that were influenced by Queen.

    • @michaelcox3353
      @michaelcox3353 4 года назад +23

      There was this guy on RUclips who didn't know how to spell Freddie Mercury.

  • @zulaqil
    @zulaqil 4 года назад +15

    "You listening to metal?"
    "Yes i supposed"
    "U are loving satan isnt?"
    "Do you know that metal have many type?such as thrash,power,folk,black,doom,and many more"

  • @neolicious3323
    @neolicious3323 3 года назад +11

    Someone: "What kind of music do you like"
    Me: "I like metal"
    Someone else: "Oh yeah, I listen to panic at the disco!"

  • @AceMovieReviews
    @AceMovieReviews 4 года назад +210

    Me: *Sitting in class listening to liberate by Slipknot*
    Girl next to me: “What are you even listening to.... wiNd NoISe??”

  • @chantaleflesch3674
    @chantaleflesch3674 5 лет назад +686

    *Me listening to some Slipknot in class*
    "Oh my gawd, how can you listen to trash like this? You can't even understand what they're saying!"
    *Girl who asked the question starts playing K-pop*

    • @peaceforfood300
      @peaceforfood300 4 года назад +40

      This moment.... When you listen to both yikes. I am sorry that she's such a dick head lol

    • @user-he8nf3yy3g
      @user-he8nf3yy3g 4 года назад +11

      Silentiv Nova OMG my friend said like this to me too LMAO
      and she turn back to listened her k-pop y’know

    • @Stormfire1777
      @Stormfire1777 4 года назад +20

      When I listen to Slipknot people ask how I can understand what’s being said. My response is my brain hasn’t been canerized by hip-hop or pop

    • @Cstly
      @Cstly 4 года назад +12

      I wouldn’t listen to Skipknot or k-pop.

    • @Nick_Har
      @Nick_Har 4 года назад +1

      @@Cstly yeah me too. I've tried to listen to them but they are too aggressive for me man...

  • @vassilmp4685
    @vassilmp4685 3 года назад +8

    Story time:
    Well, the schools were closed in my village because we were "celebrating" for a saint and i decided to go to the city next to us to see my friends( because their school was open). While i was on my way to the bus station i heard a voice behind me calling me antichrist because i was wearing a "venom" hoodie. Then i turned and i saw an old man(obviously) and my inside was dying laughing!! And then a guy from a café said to the old man " live the girl alone". And, yes. That was my story time 😃 Thanks for reading 😊

  • @darthvader726
    @darthvader726 3 года назад +7

    I just got into metal, and its one of the best decisions in music I have ever made.

  • @Whatruacop97
    @Whatruacop97 5 лет назад +90

    “Until Kurt Cobain died” I damn near dropped my phone

  • @santiagoossa2301
    @santiagoossa2301 4 года назад +130

    The girl who brought a dead rabbit to school seems pretty funny, with a twisted sense of humor but funny anyways

    • @thebossmongars9651
      @thebossmongars9651 4 года назад +2

      Hoooo so that's the metalhead that have a problem girl?

    • @TheMystic_239
      @TheMystic_239 4 года назад +6

      That'd be pretty dope ngl

    • @jack_allen243
      @jack_allen243 3 года назад

      Literally read this as he said it in the video lmao

    • @notkira5
      @notkira5 3 года назад

      Damn, Yoshikage you’re a metal head too?

  • @user-nq7gk6ow4u
    @user-nq7gk6ow4u 4 года назад +42

    Kids Reacting to metallica:
    Metallica: "Hardwired"
    Little Asian Boy: "How is this classified as music🗿"

    • @3thalluing339
      @3thalluing339 4 года назад +2

      The 🗿 😭

    • @itscorvid358
      @itscorvid358 4 года назад +2

      I remember that lol, he kept saying "oh my god I hate it when he just screams" lol he should listen to cannibal corpse

  • @dmcc8430
    @dmcc8430 4 года назад +10

    "My god put that down!" (my mom whilst i was listening to lamb of god)

  • @ieb994
    @ieb994 7 лет назад +1338

    Two wind turbines were talking and one of them said: What kinda music do you like?
    The other one said: I'm a huge metal fan.

  • @ahmadirsyadadli
    @ahmadirsyadadli 7 лет назад +274

    How to piss off a metalhead:
    - Call it S C R E A M O

  • @gabrielfrench8382
    @gabrielfrench8382 4 года назад +9

    Teammate: "Hey--do you ever listen to metal?"
    Me: "I've listened to some I Prevail, DragonForce, and stuff."
    Teammate: "...Is everything okay at home...?"
    ("Totally" reasonable argument--because "Troopers of the Stars," "Lifelines," and "Through The Fire And Flames" sound dangerous... I wasn't even drawn to those bands because of their music, it was their drummers because I'm one myself.)

  • @billycopper7248
    @billycopper7248 3 года назад +8

    I educated my father about prog rock , now my son educated me about metal 15 years ago. Even went in mosh pit and bodysurfed at Cannibal Corpse at 58 yrs old.

  • @aryanzoller3197
    @aryanzoller3197 7 лет назад +833

    Some girl: "you listen to metal?"
    Me: yeah a bit, but not like screamo though"
    Her: But your wearing normal clothes"
    Me: "you listen to rap but you're not black"

    • @cheesebandit6148
      @cheesebandit6148 7 лет назад +36

      Ahahaha!! Damn!!

    • @jxomxo
      @jxomxo 6 лет назад +10

      As someone who listens to ACTUAL emo and screamo (i.e. Sunny Day Real Estate, Julia, Brand New, Cap'n Jazz, I Hate Myself, Saetia, iwrotehaikusaboutcannibalisminyouryearbook, The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Die, Touché Amoré), it gets a little hard to get into at first. But it's an acquired taste.

    • @skylargibson2789
      @skylargibson2789 6 лет назад +1

      Oof

    • @johnvincent1823
      @johnvincent1823 6 лет назад

      Skylar Gibson why did you call me

    • @foodit3ms444
      @foodit3ms444 6 лет назад +3

      Aryan Zoller Shit just got real!!

  • @max.cr33p
    @max.cr33p 4 года назад +1023

    I'm a Christian and a metal head! Yes it's possible, we exist!

  • @CYCOxFOX13
    @CYCOxFOX13 4 года назад +11

    Wanna hear a story well to bad your gonna hear it some kid in my class: you like metal right? Me: Yes. other dude: your gonna die next week and your going to hell. Me:……................ True story

  • @subzii8398
    @subzii8398 3 года назад +11

    "metal is the Devil's music"
    Me: Blues.....

  • @anotherbuckdown1480
    @anotherbuckdown1480 6 лет назад +274

    Never EVER put metallica and nickelback in the same group EVER

    • @mimikal7548
      @mimikal7548 6 лет назад +2

      Justin Beiber doesn't sing

    • @kathleensnow8501
      @kathleensnow8501 6 лет назад

      *EVER* !!!!

    • @UltraCasualPenguin
      @UltraCasualPenguin 6 лет назад

      Nickelback is more metal than Metallica will ever be: ruclips.net/video/qqYiMFQPbWc/видео.html

    • @bt3743
      @bt3743 5 лет назад +1

      Janne Laitinen Except that song is a Metallica cover so they're not even playing their own song. i'm pretty sure this is a joke but Nickelback aren't metal. They are shitty alternative rock.

    • @Adrian-ne1qn
      @Adrian-ne1qn 5 лет назад

      Matt Beckley oof

  • @PulseOfTheMaggie
    @PulseOfTheMaggie 7 лет назад +321

    My old science teacher played Disturbed in class once.
    I miss him.

  • @DoubleMM97259391214
    @DoubleMM97259391214 3 года назад +3

    One time, a guy that I went to school with had the courage to ask me out, he wasn't bad looking at the time, but the thing is that he asked me out after blurting out that he hates metal, and that 'Rock n Roll' is dead!!!! So, of course I declined!!! Lolz!!! He then went on to ask me why I said no to him, and I said "Because I'm a metalhead, and you just said that you hate metal!!!! So, because of that, my answer is no!!!!" The dude then said, "But you, don't look like a metalhead!!! You're way too pretty!!!" And I stared at him dead in the eyes and responded with "Well, what is a metalhead supposed to look like, if I'm too pretty to be one???" And he stopped and stuttered "Uuumm, uh uh um!!!" And then, he turned around and walked away!!! Smh, he never asked me out ever again after that!!! Lolz!!!

  • @QUEVIVAELMETAL
    @QUEVIVAELMETAL 4 года назад +5

    I'm a former Catholic priest who also love Metal since I was a Kid. Everytime when I was about to finish the mass, I would do the finger horns and said God Bkess you and Long live Heavy Metal. No wonder I'm not a priest anymore. Kidding!
    But Still a Metal Head \m/

  • @Mayoche.
    @Mayoche. 7 лет назад +292

    Dave Mustaine as Overwatch character:
    Attack Character
    200hp, 50 armor
    Passive: Dave has a heaviness bar that goes up when doing damage (350 damage for 100%). Once at 100%, unlocks his shift
    Left Click: Throws a projectile guitar each second that does 75 each hit
    Right Click: Takes a bass and charges his throw for 1.5 seconds then throws it: does 100 damage on hit and AOE damage
    E: Does an awesome riff that lasts 2 seconds that boosts his speed and the speed of his teammate by 50% for 2.5 seconds. Also boosts his attack speed by 20% for 4 seconds
    Shift: Uses the heaviness bar power to tune down his guitar to drop Z. Slows all nearby enemies by 25% for 4 seconds. When used in conjuction with E, boosts the speed of his teamates by an aditionnal 15%. Boosted allies and Dave do 15% more damage to slowed enemies
    Q: Does a sick ass solo that lasts 4 seconds, charging it with electricity, then throws his guitar at his opponents, doing 175 damage on a direct hit and bonus AOE damage. Also stuns people hit for 2 seconds and silences them for 4 seconds.
    What do you guys think?

    • @Mayoche.
      @Mayoche. 7 лет назад +3

      Cooldowns:
      Right click: 12 seconds
      E: 15 seconds
      Shift: 20 seconds
      Q: About as long a charge as Roadhog's ult

    • @Lockdeath
      @Lockdeath 7 лет назад +5

      Don't forget that nobody can actually hear the bass.

    • @LKAChannel
      @LKAChannel 7 лет назад +4

      The "transforms into a total nutjob" ability is missing

    • @madik7446
      @madik7446 7 лет назад

      Mathieu Haguier OMG he would die

    • @Schoolforthesoul
      @Schoolforthesoul 7 лет назад

      LKAChannel this + the ability to get team mates kicked off the game for being too Satanic/offensive. Dave would be a great Overwatch character, I would love to shoot him in the face 🔫

  • @czandonatti4179
    @czandonatti4179 5 лет назад +169

    "Soooo... you're an atheist?"
    "Is NF a metal artist?"
    "Is that slipknot?" *me listening to KoRn and Marylin Manson*

    • @thefr0gking600
      @thefr0gking600 4 года назад +3

      NF is alt rap

    • @bradylibby4889
      @bradylibby4889 4 года назад +4

      @@thefr0gking600 good rap

    • @TinyCape
      @TinyCape 4 года назад

      I listen Slipknot and KoRn and every one is makeing fun of me, ones i beat up guy who listens nickelback then they havent.... Sooo.... Good... I quess..

    • @sarasaiti1755
      @sarasaiti1755 4 года назад

      The Creator [Neptsomtery] KoRn and MM are my faves as well

    • @danielolsen9034
      @danielolsen9034 4 года назад

      @@TinyCape laugh at me if you want, but my favorite metal bands are motley Crue, Nickelback, scorpions, iron maiden, Metallica, Megadeth, Ratt, Avenged Sevenfold, Black Sabbath, Pantera, Skid Row
      Honerable Mentions: Poison, Quiet Riot, FireHouse, Slipknot, KoRn, Queensryche, Disturbed, Anthrax, Slayer.
      Laugh at me all you want if you don't think glam metal is metal. In fact don't laugh, glam metal is how Jared Dines started playing guitar
      Lol yes imo Nickelback is a heavy metal band

  • @pattondinkins300
    @pattondinkins300 4 года назад +12

    I was listening to Lamb of god one day and a dude looked at me and said “ are you listening to Christian music”

  • @pyp2205
    @pyp2205 3 года назад +5

    Why do non-metalheads think metal music has to do with something aggressive or violent? I mean some bands and music can have some aggression and violence involved.
    I mean it's some good music to listen to if you're bored, need to cheer yourself up, or just need some energy.

  • @slowwillow1602
    @slowwillow1602 7 лет назад +3688

    metal is Satan music?...Satan has some pretty good music then :)

  • @Thenomadghost
    @Thenomadghost 5 лет назад +116

    My mother is Metalhead. Me too. Also she teaches me to play guitar.
    She is the best mother. Are metalheads bad people? I don't think so.

    • @randomhalf-mapplesiruphalf1666
      @randomhalf-mapplesiruphalf1666 4 года назад +4

      ソラヨナ Same whit my dad, he's not as heavy as I am but he was a drummer and a guitarist and he grew up whit Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath and all these band. He's catholic and me too but yeah, there are good christian bands out there like Impending Doom, these guys rock.

    • @caysy9156
      @caysy9156 4 года назад +3

      Everybody in my family (but my mom) love metal so i can definetely relate, poor people having to grow up with everybody thinking metal is "just screaming" etc

  • @sillythygoose
    @sillythygoose 3 года назад +6

    When you tell someone you like metal they think your whole personality is based around it.
    Nah bro this is just the music I like to listen to in the car I do other stuff too

  • @jaydoubleu3419
    @jaydoubleu3419 4 года назад +2

    im 50 and still headbanging with the best of them

  • @cskrompier5164
    @cskrompier5164 5 лет назад +192

    Person: it’s just screaming how do u understand what they are saying
    Person: *proceeds to talk about BTS*

    • @XXpassegeofsighs
      @XXpassegeofsighs 5 лет назад +4

      They listen to something that's non English and then say they don't know English lyrics to death metal wow just wow.

    • @necronibbler4413
      @necronibbler4413 4 года назад +4

      Well.... Yea you're right... But.. I listen to kpop and metal so I don't know if this is targeting me

    • @kaustubhsardesai6964
      @kaustubhsardesai6964 4 года назад

      Lol, even those Spanish shit they put in the start of those songs

    • @ekhsupreme57
      @ekhsupreme57 4 года назад +2

      bts = buttshit

    • @necronibbler4413
      @necronibbler4413 4 года назад +2

      @@ekhsupreme57 BTS= beautiful strong stringbeans

  • @jamesbrandon8582
    @jamesbrandon8582 4 года назад +170

    My mom: "I can't believe you still listen to that stuff"
    Me: "I've been telling you for years that it's not a phase"...🤦‍♂️
    Doesn't say anything when my sister listens to highly inappropriate and sexual "music"🤮 aka todays hits

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 4 года назад +7

      Lol i asked my mom if i could listen to Marilyn Manson (she knew i would listen to him) and she said "yes, but Ozzy Osbourne dont listen to him he will make u a criminal!!" I had a wtf face, coz ozzy was my childhood and she knew that i listen to him, she thought i would forget about The God Of Darkness.

    • @ladymariaoftheastralclockt9313
      @ladymariaoftheastralclockt9313 3 года назад +6

      James Brandon Pop is the only kind of music that would be fitting in both a strip club and a five year olds birthday party

    • @danielschnitzer7044
      @danielschnitzer7044 3 года назад +6

      Todays hits are still music, you can't say that metal is music if something else isn't, whether it's good or not is entirely subjective but typically, metal has waaaay more work put into it

    • @drumsthedrummer849
      @drumsthedrummer849 3 года назад

      Because your sister is adopted

  • @DollyKauionalani
    @DollyKauionalani 4 года назад +7

    Haha these are so true!! At the age of 14 I found Ozzy and Metallica. Changed my life. My mom was like "don't worry, it's just a phase." Welp..... I'm now 42 and am taking my 17 daughter to see Disturbed again, and my mom's coming along 🤣 It's a pretty long phase, mom. My daughter can belt out some Slayer and Sabbath and thinks that girls who listen to Katy Perry need Jesus. 🤘🏼 (Also I convinced my mom to let me go see Megadeth when I was 16, only thing was she had to come with me. Oh what an awesome time hahaha)

  • @thecummaster7738
    @thecummaster7738 4 года назад +14

    Guy at my class: in metal never sings
    The same guy : hears reggaetoneros and ALOT of autotune artists

  • @Nick_J_
    @Nick_J_ 7 лет назад +2698

    Metal band: Nickelback
    Im cryne

    • @drakhavik
      @drakhavik 7 лет назад +21

      i ded evertim

    • @aaronmayo4786
      @aaronmayo4786 7 лет назад +23

      I honestly think that everyone completely missed the pun.

    • @Nick_J_
      @Nick_J_ 7 лет назад +1

      SanityNonExistent rude

    • @YourMoralCompas
      @YourMoralCompas 7 лет назад

      Brad2Penske sry

    • @revostilla
      @revostilla 7 лет назад +3

      Johnny Mickem
      They are rock but METAL???
      PSSSSFFFFHHHHHHH!!!
      NOT ONE BiT

  • @Blondebombshell87
    @Blondebombshell87 5 лет назад +162

    Someone: I love metal!
    Me: oh Same! What bands do you like? Metallica? Black Sabbath? Iron Maiden?
    Someone: My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy
    Me:...They aren’t even metal though

    • @nicholasbrown4109
      @nicholasbrown4109 4 года назад +4

      Who cares? At least they listen to heavy music. Elitism ruins the scene

    • @sneakysteve9942
      @sneakysteve9942 4 года назад +27

      Nicholas Brown those are not heavy bands.

    • @SoroBoio
      @SoroBoio 4 года назад +7

      @@nicholasbrown4109 wtf are you saying lmao

    • @randomhalf-mapplesiruphalf1666
      @randomhalf-mapplesiruphalf1666 4 года назад

      Emma Swerdlow MCR and FOB were heavy at the time but today they suck

    • @caysy9156
      @caysy9156 4 года назад +5

      I mean all of those are good- they just get the genre wrong lmao

  • @toastyboy5147
    @toastyboy5147 3 года назад +4

    “Did you sell your soul to listen to that music?”
    “No i signed up for apple music to listen to that music”

    • @CizerKedi
      @CizerKedi Год назад +1

      I paid for cassettes and cd’s for this music

  • @ilyasayusuf5447
    @ilyasayusuf5447 4 года назад +5

    3:29
    listen to the background music

  • @audrey5519
    @audrey5519 7 лет назад +145

    "so...you like metal?"
    "oh, yeah."
    "but.....you're a girl...."
    them: DOES NOT COMPUTE
    me: *sigh*

    • @TheRCSoldier
      @TheRCSoldier 7 лет назад +1

      I recognize you profile picture, I love that band.

    • @audrey5519
      @audrey5519 7 лет назад +1

      Rhiannon Wallace :)

    • @SunilSharma-jb8cy
      @SunilSharma-jb8cy 7 лет назад

      cthulhu's teddy bear 7

    • @ygdrodravencrone4233
      @ygdrodravencrone4233 7 лет назад +3

      me too i am 13 and into metal and AntiFa (AntiNazi) punk (sometimes called Oi!) but im a girl and ...

    • @user-wj4dy2uh2h
      @user-wj4dy2uh2h 7 лет назад +1

      Same here! But I'm a boy and 14.

  • @allegrapunk479
    @allegrapunk479 5 лет назад +143

    ,,Oh you're listening to that music genre called Metallica?"

    • @cthulutech4697
      @cthulutech4697 5 лет назад +2

      under rated comment here

    • @NamelessKing.Sun1
      @NamelessKing.Sun1 5 лет назад +4

      My mother thought bathory is metallica 🤣

    • @richardorta8960
      @richardorta8960 4 года назад

      Someone actually thought metallica was a genre?
      Were they wearing a football helmet but don't play the sport?

    • @billy7889
      @billy7889 4 года назад

      Metallica means metal in spanish. So yeah it actually is a genre lol

    • @richardorta8960
      @richardorta8960 4 года назад +2

      @@billy7889
      Learned something new

  • @uwuBALLSINYOJAW
    @uwuBALLSINYOJAW 4 года назад +4

    Someone told me that nobody likes metal, next day I told him how much metal means to me, broke down in tears as I told him, and now he's a metalhead.

  • @annettemoolman6504
    @annettemoolman6504 3 года назад

    Thank you Jared! Excellent video. 💖