so I love metallica, disturbed, korn, slipknot and videos made by jared. Should I call myself a metalhead? (asking cz im afraid of those judgmental ppl)
@@tahsinislam2581 thats one of the things I love about metal music. Its such a varied and diverse genre that nearly everyone can find something they like. Likewise metalheads are nearly as varied as the music...from tattooed, pierced, funny-hairstyled folks that buy all their clothes from Hot Topic, to people that wear suits and work in offices.
Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r daek
Metalheads are actually some of the most accepting people I've ever come across. The amount of love I've received as a black guy whenever I came across a group of metal heads listening to a band I liked and said "hey is that such n such? I love those guys! The so and so album is my favorite." Its part of the reason I love being a metalhead.
Had to get a train late at night lots of drunks. Sat with a bunch of people who appeared to be death/black metal fans never felt safer. They threw the drunk chavs out of the carriage.
Disturbed is more hard rock to me. Their most metal songs were in the beginning albums like “Down with the Sickness”. But over time, they have gotten lighter.
"I'm throwing you right through the glass, don't know just how fuckin fast, oh god it feels like forever, but I feel just like a soldier, when your body hits the ground, ya check your wallet, not a pound, it's time for beeeeeeeed"🤣😴
People who care about “posers” are the most annoying people in the metal community or any community just enjoy the music you like bro who gives af lol I like different types of music if someone calls me a poser for liking different music other than metal I don’t need them in my life😂 there’s always this dude at metal shows that’s like “poser” like those people are the biggest posers out there
I agree. It's not like they're gonna be life long friends with you. My estranged friend showed up at my apartment one day like, "WTF are you listening to?" I said, "Beethoven, why?" "You're weird" "Okay, bye then! ✋🏻"
music from all genres give you all different kinds of happiness. if u onlt listen to one type of song. u missed the different 10000 types of happiness before u die
Nah most of us think lucifer is a joke. But for some reason metal bands keep rolling with it. I'm sure there are actual lucifarians out there, but most of it is BS. Hell most black metal bands are nothing more than pagans that are pissed at catholics lmao
The misconception that metal makes people aggressive. It actually makes me really placid after listening to an album or two. It's therapeutic, honestly.
Metal music is cathartic, you let go all of the negative emotions with the aggressiveness of the music. Non metalheads people don't seem to understand that.
Love me some Pink Floyd... Bone Thugs, too... and old school MJ... First concert I ever went to was Goo Goo Dolls... But I love making the neighbors complain jammin some Seether.
@@itsinugami Can't say I would know that as I've never played it. I've mostly just been listening to JRPG battle music like Fire Emblem, Kingdom Hearts, and MegaTen/Persona (the last one is all the same series but most people know what Persona is).
The worst one I’ve ever heard was from a theater girl, and she said “So you’re a metalhead but you don’t like the ones with screaming? Doesn’t that mean you just like rock?”
i have worse: i let a girl listen to some of the music i was listening to, and her response was “this is like really _metal,_ isn’t it?” it was my chemical romance.
When I was going to high school, forever ago, I was always asked if I was a devil worshiper. And because I am female, other males that loved metal would not believe that I actually listened to it. It always made me so mad! I've been more metal than any guy I've ever dated. Lol.
As a girl also into metal, granted I listen to alt metal and symphonic metal, it kind of irks me that people don't believe that we like them. I actually look more like I'd be into metal than my boyfriend who listens to power metal and stuff.
Yeah, I do, but metal, like prog, or symphonic or iven in death zone, is not only brutal, it can be so noanced and sofisticated. I also like jazz, it's full of creativity, but in an emotional point of view, classical music and metal/hardcore are the most expressive genres in the world, imo.
I have a theory: Metal Heads are such nice people because we channel our frustrations through our music (listening or playing), while other people are much more aggressive, frustrated and not so nice, because they listen to that other crap 🤣🔥🤘
@@brandonhey7797 At least my sister is feminine - sometimes maybe even too feminine (the wrong guys are talking to her until she makes them realise that she is definitely not their kind 😆
Except by fans of Sabbath, Cathedral, Paradise Lost etc. 😉 But yes its sad how often it gets overlooked. I guess because it isn't fast / intense enough and doesn't have any controversial figures associated with it.
It’s usually overlooked because people (myself included in the past) confuse it with Drone metal, such as Sunn O))) and skip it because Drone Metal lacks... things happening in the songs. I only got into Doom Metal a couple years ago after I found out Doom Metal is totally different from Drone Metal.
yes i love taylor swift since im 11...yes im a metalhead, yes i literally have a playlist where the first song is clean by taylorswift and the last song on it is scourge of iron by cannibal corpse...yes i exist....
Ah the good old days of going to a concert and having no neck strength left afterwards, then spending the next day unable to move your head without pain.
My friend told me I would never become a metalhead, a year later I'm listening to black metal and death metal and I started with Iron Maiden(I listen to rock and blues as well)
I saved a 90 lbs. Girl from a mosh pit! It was a Korn show, the pit got out of hand for her and she was getting knocked around badly, so I wrapped my arms around her, to take the punishment from the pit, and carried her outta the pit. She thanked me then I returned to the pit for fun!
Yeah I know late to comment. I’ve been working on death growls for about 3 years and I can get through maybe one Amon Amarth song. Favorite of course being Twilight of the Thunder God. I digress. I love most metal. So I guess I can say I don’t hate 99% of it.
It's funny because my wannabe rapper friends appreciate rock and metal but my wannabe Rockstar friends criticize everyone that don't listen what they do. Don't even care about what any idiot says haha just listen whatever you want! I love to listen to slaughter to prevail and then dua lipa and then tame impala lol
I'm a massage therapist so I have to listen to the same relaxing music day in and day out. I also have to deal with people daily, sometimes the worst people. People often think because of my job I only listen to soft pop, the relaxing stuff and maybe lofi? Nah fam, if only you knew-
I love how Jared almost breaks just before the "Y'all need Jesus" part. You can see he's struggling, and it cuts right after, can only guessed he started laughing at his own joke right there :')
love the mention of the misconception of the way metalheads dress. One of my favorite activities to kick off my morning back in high school was to blast metal with my car windows down in the school parking lot because everyone look confused when I got out of my subaru with my designer handbags and shoes, straightened blonde hair, pearls, and brightly colored clothing. I even had a monogram sticker on my back windshield. I was the exact opposite of what people expected and their expressions were entertaining AF. I did the same thing in college while wearing my sorority block letter sweatshirts and pearls. we are everywhere, we are everyone, and we like what we like. get over it.
I wasn't into metal a few years ago, now I cant stop listening to Megadeth, and even my friends still say I'm the most friendly laid-back person they've ever met. Music has nothing to do with the way you look sound or even do things. Just because the music you listen to may sound like it came from the depths of hell doesn't mean your personality did.
@Sivart Nildem For sure, but if have kids, they like pulling on stuff like ears and/or piercings of any kind, so I still think that this was playing at least a little part at getting them out.
The one thing that really pisses me off is that metal bands have no talent, the other stereotypes I don´t give a fk but this one triggers me. The one thing all metalheads have in common is that we all like dark humor.
When I first started listening to metal, I thought I'd never like the guttural vocals and death growls; however, over the years they grew on me and I started listening to them a lot. It was sometime after this that I first heard Evisceration Plague by Cannibal Corpse, and my first thought was "This is so easy to listen to, I almost think I could fall asleep to it". Then my brain went "whoa, what the hell?"
...i think the guy who listened to Enya and threw bricks through a wall found out that Enya lives in a castle with her cats and he's just angry that he didn't know that was an option.
Jared: "Metalheads only listen to metal" Me: **Sweats in "Ghostmane, $uicideboy$, Freddie Dredd and XXXTentacion makes up nearly half of my music library"**
Me sweats in: *Paul Butterfield Blues Band, Athena Franklin, Beethoven, The Rolling Stones, NF and other crap* My playlist is a complete mess. 70% of it is Non-Metal. 0-o
What are some metalhead misconceptions you've heard?!
They shag on the carpet
“It takes no talent to scream. See, I can do it” (proceeds to kill his voice while sounding like a frickin idiot)
That metalheads can't be complete goofballs
UGH
@@deathmetal-blonde8019 *cough* *cough* Stevie t
"Metalheads hate 99% of metal, they only like the 1% they grew up listening to"
-Jared Dines (2021)
I mean I'm more of the variant that loves all genres of metal.
I disagree...I only hate about 50% of metal. Wait...does this mean I'm not metal enough...because I like too much metal...? 🙃
so I love metallica, disturbed, korn, slipknot and videos made by jared. Should I call myself a metalhead? (asking cz im afraid of those judgmental ppl)
@@tahsinislam2581 thats one of the things I love about metal music. Its such a varied and diverse genre that nearly everyone can find something they like.
Likewise metalheads are nearly as varied as the music...from tattooed, pierced, funny-hairstyled folks that buy all their clothes from Hot Topic, to people that wear suits and work in offices.
(Colorized)
Jared sounds like a 1930s radio announcer lmao
Didn't expect to find you here
This can only mean one thing...
He sounds like the guy from that periphery song
upload tomorrow pls
He should make a version of The Legend of Korra relator
the fact that he sounds like he's being serious and sarcastic at the same time is the reason why I like this dude
"Metalheads are scary."
The man in the video is a metalhead but looks like an american version of Ed Sheeran.
🤣
Oh God...hahahaha
🤣🤣🤣
That’s what I was thinking he looked like
OMG so true!
"metalheads don’t even like most metal", biggest facts of the whole video
Strange but true. Though maybe not that strange when you consider how diverse metal music is.
@@phantomechelon3628 yeah there’s so many different sub genres of metal that you can’t even count them
@@thespitefulcapitalist7793 Challenge accepted. But do you also mean all Metal fusions and microgenres?
@@lars38010 yes
@@portgasd.bassii8952 legend has it he is still counting
I’m a Christian who apparently is a “mean, scary, Satan worshipper”.
Same
Same
Same
Check out "Demon Hunter" and "Red"
Same
I think the glasses have changed the way Jared talks.
True 😂hes more sarcastic but so damm funny
I'm glad someone else SEES my point
He looks like guitarist from wheezer now
Nah I think he's just trying to make a statement. And might be a bit tipsy
News anchor style 😂
I think Jared should legally change his name to Djared.
Djared Unchained
Djared Djines
Bro=))) that was a good one=)))
15. Metal is just a phase.
Ozzy Osbourne: "Hold my bat!"
don't forget the dove(s)!
*are you sober now?*
@@gaborkrausz5402 noyeaneveuhhh
Every Metalhead*
😂👌🏼
"The lead singer of dying fetus
Who looks like a dying fetus"
Nearly died at that 😂
So did he
@@ayedhanpharmr11 ohh burn 👍
John Gallagher oh yeah
So did my unborn brother
nearly made me a dying fetus xD
Metalheads live in mothers basement
Stevie t: what
he recently moved out
@@russell_kberg1 he adulted lmao
yeah but hes 30 something lmao
He bought a mansion and now his family lives with him.
Nah thats Pete Davidson 😂
If metal is just a phase, it's a long one. I'm 48 and I've been into metal since I was 14.
One helluva phase. 30 years and still love Iron Maiden more than my own family.
“Easier to find near a toys r us”
*cries*
Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r daek
We have nowhere to go since they all closed 😭
@@marmarballz rip
I guess the next best place is a graveyard ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“Pee pee, poo poo” - Jared
3:51.
jared.: they can barely walk after doing that
Corey taylor: hold my beer
yes corey taylor issa headbang god😂 or corpsegrinder
yeah Corpsegrinder can do that all day long. He could power cities.
I love how Disturbed is deathcore, that killed me.
Most hilarious quote ever
I was all "whaaaaaaa????"
@@TheDuelist you mean "whaa-AAAaaaAAaaa"
intro: Oh breee eeh eeh eeh!
I thought he was gonna point on phil bozeman of whitechapel....
“Metalheads can only date other metalheads. Absolutely false. None of you are getting laid ha!!”
Absolutely starched us lol
Nice 86 man
That hurt man, why so personal
@@randygreengrass6252 He is quoting what Jared said about the false misconception of dating other metalheads.
Just draw the chalk outline after this attack
Metal heads hate metal. This is true. I have more "that band sucks" conversations than "that bands good".
Same. I talk more that bands I hate than the bands I enjoy.
No matter how hard I try, I can't get into Hammerfall... But I love Shinedown. Weird.
that's because metalheads are fckn elitists :D Just read through any metal video comment section here. 80% pure hate, regardless of genre
good, people have preferences.
Grandpa Metal!
"I don't smell like beer and regret, that's your third husband your smelling."
Damn, Jared woke up and chose SAVAGERY.
He went total Stewie Griffin there.
Metalhead here. Never touched drug. No alcohol in general.
Ahhhh c'mon. You don't free base cocaine?
Sam e
same
Glad I'm not the only one
A Fellow straight edge metal head!
Metalheads are actually some of the most accepting people I've ever come across. The amount of love I've received as a black guy whenever I came across a group of metal heads listening to a band I liked and said "hey is that such n such? I love those guys! The so and so album is my favorite." Its part of the reason I love being a metalhead.
Had to get a train late at night lots of drunks. Sat with a bunch of people who appeared to be death/black metal fans never felt safer. They threw the drunk chavs out of the carriage.
"The Deathcore band disturbed" I hope no one actually takes that seriously. Or any of this video really lol
they.re not havey metal either or nu metal they,re hard rock is what an old guy told me
that was painful to hear
@@svst208 yes,yes it was.
@@x-destinygunblade3683 They ARE actually considered Nu-Metal/Alt-Metal. Definitely NOT Deathcore, though....lol
Disturbed is more hard rock to me. Their most metal songs were in the beginning albums like “Down with the Sickness”. But over time, they have gotten lighter.
Well i have to do this
“Pee pee poo poo”
🚽🧻🚽🧻🚽🧻
Pee pee poo poo to you too.
@@jeremymiller4280 pee pee poo poo to you as well
As a metalhead, i can confirm that i do listen to alot of genres. Basically anything from the 80s, 90s, and early 2000s i like.
You must be a child of the 80s 🤔🤷 I get that distinct feeling....
@@JC-11111 nope. 14, was born in '07
I'm disappointed at the lack of comments that actually are "peepee poopoo."
peepee poopoo
@@soumiu.8264 POOPOO PEEPEE
Same
yeah taught it would be the top comment
Yeah same
god i forgot corey taylor’s neck looks like that, he should have used the one when he was performing eyeless that one time
He never skipped neck day.
@@astarte66 never
He's 4ft9 😂
"I'm throwing you right through the glass, don't know just how fuckin fast, oh god it feels like forever, but I feel just like a soldier, when your body hits the ground, ya check your wallet, not a pound, it's time for beeeeeeeed"🤣😴
@@marmarballz it's*
If you say "he's" we'll think you talk about corey
(Yeah, I'm still confused by your comment)
People who care about “posers” are the most annoying people in the metal community or any community just enjoy the music you like bro who gives af lol I like different types of music if someone calls me a poser for liking different music other than metal I don’t need them in my life😂 there’s always this dude at metal shows that’s like “poser” like those people are the biggest posers out there
Amen to that!
I agree. It's not like they're gonna be life long friends with you. My estranged friend showed up at my apartment one day like, "WTF are you listening to?"
I said, "Beethoven, why?"
"You're weird"
"Okay, bye then! ✋🏻"
music from all genres give you all different kinds of happiness. if u onlt listen to one type of song. u missed the different 10000 types of happiness before u die
" who looks like a dying fetus" 😂😂
To be fair, he's a damn good death metal vocalist though.
Foetus*
@@gigachad6117 nay! It's *fetus*
@@IfIDont_NobodyWill its both i just googled :)
That part killed me
I'm a 50 yr old metalhead, it just gets better with age.
"Metalheads are mean scary evil satan worshiper"
.
.
Most of PowerMetal Band: "Hold my kingdom and Dragon u jerrrrrk"
POWERWOLF
@@Angel_423 Thats why i put "most of"
@@wildanm.y1681 I was just saying a powermetal band i like. Damn
Wasn't that dude from Alkaline Trio actually a member of the Church of Satan? Think everyone in Akercoke is too.
Nah most of us think lucifer is a joke. But for some reason metal bands keep rolling with it. I'm sure there are actual lucifarians out there, but most of it is BS. Hell most black metal bands are nothing more than pagans that are pissed at catholics lmao
The misconception that metal makes people aggressive. It actually makes me really placid after listening to an album or two. It's therapeutic, honestly.
We just wanna bake cookies and listen to septicflesh.
Metal music is cathartic, you let go all of the negative emotions with the aggressiveness of the music. Non metalheads people don't seem to understand that.
@@HeavyRaiden Spot on, that's exactly what it is.
A good song can pump me up, but I'm usually just vibing and quietly doing whatever mundane task I happen to be on while listening to metal
As a black metal musician, I want to thank you on behalf of all black metal bands. Thanks for making it a full three minutes into a song!
"Five Finger Death Punch is metal."
Whatever genre you consider them, Five Finger Death Punch is just heavy Nickleback.
They used to be metal, but have slowly turned into parent-friendly radio rock.
F off Nickelback is a good band
It’s gateway metal. I’ll always have a soft spot for them since Wrong Side of Heaven was by intro to metal
@@nighthawk9532 agreed. I think the gate generates from things other than their music, but their music is pretty good yeah
wow, really?! FFDP is fucken awesome betch \,,/
I don’t why but news anchor voice fits Jared really well!
"Metal Heads Can Only Listen to Metal"
Me: On my way to work, going from Carnifex to Pink Floyd within the same car ride.
My playlist: O-o
Love me some Pink Floyd... Bone Thugs, too... and old school MJ... First concert I ever went to was Goo Goo Dolls... But I love making the neighbors complain jammin some Seether.
I kinda just switch between anything from musical showtunes to metal music to some buttfucking heavy dubstep. Oh and video game osts somewhere too.
@@kaelanmcalpine2011 The Bloodborne OST slaps hard asf
@@itsinugami Can't say I would know that as I've never played it.
I've mostly just been listening to JRPG battle music like Fire Emblem, Kingdom Hearts, and MegaTen/Persona (the last one is all the same series but most people know what Persona is).
"Pick one Karen"
I laughed more than I should have
Jared censoring swear words?
Something is wrong.
monetization
That's RUclips for you
"Easier to find at your local Toys R Us"
*sniffles*
Do those still exist?
@@ilovebutterstuff sadly. No
The worst one I’ve ever heard was from a theater girl, and she said “So you’re a metalhead but you don’t like the ones with screaming? Doesn’t that mean you just like rock?”
🤣
Not the worst
i have worse: i let a girl listen to some of the music i was listening to, and her response was “this is like really _metal,_ isn’t it?”
it was my chemical romance.
@@shmorange Ah yes, MCR my favorite death metal band
I mean, screaming is one of the best parts.
*picture of Corey taylor* “this guy is 4’9” absolute violation 😂😂😂😂
missed it by 1 feet :P
@@TrymRUclipsMainChannel The missing foot is the neck
Yeah mate. Didn't deserve that.
When I was going to high school, forever ago, I was always asked if I was a devil worshiper. And because I am female, other males that loved metal would not believe that I actually listened to it. It always made me so mad! I've been more metal than any guy I've ever dated. Lol.
Well, you've never dated ME. 🤘
Define Devil worship..lol. Money, TV, Social Media worship? Those things are the Devil in my opnion..
As a girl also into metal, granted I listen to alt metal and symphonic metal, it kind of irks me that people don't believe that we like them. I actually look more like I'd be into metal than my boyfriend who listens to power metal and stuff.
@@ilovebutterstuff SMOOTH OPERATOR
From this day on, Disturbed is Deathcore.
"Great deathcore band Disturbed"
I died. 😂
"Metal is the law
The law is the metal
Metal the law is" - Massacration
You can like brutal Deathcore AND sophisticated stuff like Bach and Beethoven AT THE SAME TIME... that's the great thing about music
especially since classical is just metal before electricity
I play in a thall/metalcore kind of band, and at home play a lot of Chopin on piano lol
I’m the dude that likes black and death, and at the same time like rap. When people find out I like both they’re like wtf
I mean I like metal but my playlist Is just a cocktail of genres really
Yeah, I do, but metal, like prog, or symphonic or iven in death zone, is not only brutal, it can be so noanced and sofisticated.
I also like jazz, it's full of creativity, but in an emotional point of view, classical music and metal/hardcore are the most expressive genres in the world, imo.
This man went in on everyone in this video, including himself. True king.
I have a theory: Metal Heads are such nice people because we channel our frustrations through our music (listening or playing), while other people are much more aggressive, frustrated and not so nice, because they listen to that other crap 🤣🔥🤘
"Metal is Masculine" - well my sister is the most metalhead person i've ever known 🤔
Same with my gf. But she's the least feminine girl that I know. 😂
@@brandonhey7797 At least my sister is feminine - sometimes maybe even too feminine (the wrong guys are talking to her until she makes them realise that she is definitely not their kind 😆
@@denizc5067 epic
She's not a member of Nervosa by any chance?
@@phantomechelon3628 What's that?
Everyone overlooks Doom metal, forgets about it or doesn't know of its existence. How ironic. Abandoned, forgotten, lonely.
True lol
It's funny because doom metal is usually about loneliness and darkness
Except by fans of Sabbath, Cathedral, Paradise Lost etc. 😉 But yes its sad how often it gets overlooked. I guess because it isn't fast / intense enough and doesn't have any controversial figures associated with it.
It’s usually overlooked because people (myself included in the past) confuse it with Drone metal, such as Sunn O))) and skip it because Drone Metal lacks... things happening in the songs. I only got into Doom Metal a couple years ago after I found out Doom Metal is totally different from Drone Metal.
“Pee pee, poo poo” - Jared Dines, 2021
Metalheads always say “pee pee poo poo”.
Pee pee poo poo!!
“Ain’t none of yall getting laid!”
**cries**
Fuckin same
That's why we drink the most than any other genre
*uses tears as personal lube, which makes more tears...*
Sad cuz true
yes i love taylor swift since im 11...yes im a metalhead, yes i literally have a playlist where the first song is clean by taylorswift and the last song on it is scourge of iron by cannibal corpse...yes i exist....
Wow I thought my friend was the only
100 Taylor swift songs and 1 cannible corpse song doesn't count homie
@@carlphillips9980 I hope your joking with your comment.
@@tsdmft6638 100 percent dude
Idk if this was a joke but I love when Jarod makes that voice.
his name is jared, its spelled right in front of you how can you still misspell it
@@legaciestr I purposely did that. ;) Its a reference. If u didn't get it, then u haven't been here long enough.
@@ryugatsuchiya9018 is it a referance to jarrod alonge? if so their name was jarred xd
@@legaciestr yeah ok. But I'm still not editing that comment.
"aint none of yall getting laid! HA!" 🤣🤣🤣 best part!
Can’t argue with that 😭
@@delelelele_whooop6194 🤣🤣🤣
Ah the good old days of going to a concert and having no neck strength left afterwards, then spending the next day unable to move your head without pain.
Hell yeah.
me rn
Took me 3 days to recover from a Dragonforce concert once 😅
I like my metal like I like my coffee. *BLACK*
Drinking black coffee right now.
hi Dave
I like my metal like I like my metal. **HEAVY**
#followingdavidscommentsforclout
@@chancebattenberg8400 Yeah pretty much 🤣
I the biggest softie in the universe has been been called a Satanist
I go to church on sunday lol
@@gnarkillgnarkill7725 Exactly. There are Christian metal fans Catholics.
My friend told me I would never become a metalhead, a year later I'm listening to black metal and death metal and I started with Iron Maiden(I listen to rock and blues as well)
Three things that happend today :
1. My friend called black sabbath screamo
2. He got into a car accident
3. I lost my drivers license
Jared is slowly starting to sound like my parents, disappointed in everything i say and do..also peepeepoopoo
I saved a 90 lbs. Girl from a mosh pit! It was a Korn show, the pit got out of hand for her and she was getting knocked around badly, so I wrapped my arms around her, to take the punishment from the pit, and carried her outta the pit. She thanked me then I returned to the pit for fun!
metalheads love kitties.. 😁
Kitties love metal
This is true, I love my sibling’s cat
@@freelanceopportunist559 yup... they even have their own metal band, "Metallicat" 😸
@@bassanup
Their favourite song is Catwater Park
@@freelanceopportunist559 Opeth reference?
“Is it just noise or is it just a phase? PICK ONE KAREN”
Yeah I know late to comment. I’ve been working on death growls for about 3 years and I can get through maybe one Amon Amarth song. Favorite of course being Twilight of the Thunder God. I digress. I love most metal. So I guess I can say I don’t hate 99% of it.
This should have been in black and white with a high pass on and called "METAL NEWS from the 20s"
Metalheads consist of 2 groups: who know Kmac and those who don't.
You're damn right. Love his EP
"That's because they're stoned as f*#k"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you're a legend man.
I could listen to Carnifex then jump to The Cure. Is my Metalhead card revoked?
No. The Cure is great.
@@manifestationsofasort damn right they are!
It's funny because my wannabe rapper friends appreciate rock and metal but my wannabe Rockstar friends criticize everyone that don't listen what they do. Don't even care about what any idiot says haha just listen whatever you want! I love to listen to slaughter to prevail and then dua lipa and then tame impala lol
@@enriquepastor3626 nice! I agree bud
I don’t listen to death metal or black metal. Is mine revoked? 😂
The way he talked reminded me of someone advertising a car dealership.
Best line in this whole video. “Don’t do meth”
of course don't do meth- its just adding and subtracting in a weird accent
I'm a massage therapist so I have to listen to the same relaxing music day in and day out. I also have to deal with people daily, sometimes the worst people. People often think because of my job I only listen to soft pop, the relaxing stuff and maybe lofi? Nah fam, if only you knew-
@Scatter1H okay cool 👌 another group to check out thank you
bring in that cannibal corpse in the weekends don't you?
/w\PeePee-PooPoo/w\
The Metallica and Panic! At The Disco guy is me and I’m not ashamed to say it
I feel like Jared just keeps getting more fed up with the world with every continuous video and I'm kinda here for it.
I think he's going through his jaded, world-weary phase. Or possibly he's just missing Austin...
Lol, the most fair stereotype is the fact we are huge cat lovers, almost all the fellow metalheads i've know including myself, love cats.
I'm allergic to the damn things! 🤧🤧🤧 Think dogs are way more fun in any case.
Same here Cats are the best.
Guilty as charged, although I do own a dog rn who is adorable and awesome :3
Same! I don't have one yet but i love cats
why does he sound like Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation but is a metal head
I love how Jared almost breaks just before the "Y'all need Jesus" part. You can see he's struggling, and it cuts right after, can only guessed he started laughing at his own joke right there :')
Why do you have tell everyone we're virgins Jared?
love the mention of the misconception of the way metalheads dress. One of my favorite activities to kick off my morning back in high school was to blast metal with my car windows down in the school parking lot because everyone look confused when I got out of my subaru with my designer handbags and shoes, straightened blonde hair, pearls, and brightly colored clothing. I even had a monogram sticker on my back windshield. I was the exact opposite of what people expected and their expressions were entertaining AF. I did the same thing in college while wearing my sorority block letter sweatshirts and pearls. we are everywhere, we are everyone, and we like what we like. get over it.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who would enjoy doing this!
Heh, I often blast death metal on my bicycle :D
"aint no metalhead fighting after that, they can barely walk"
"you can't pick both, pick one Karen" 😂 😂😂😂
I wasn't into metal a few years ago, now I cant stop listening to Megadeth, and even my friends still say I'm the most friendly laid-back person they've ever met. Music has nothing to do with the way you look sound or even do things. Just because the music you listen to may sound like it came from the depths of hell doesn't mean your personality did.
I started to listen to Jinjer about 18months ago. Love listening to it at the gym or riding my bike.
David draeman doesnt have his piercings anymore, probably cause he a kid now.
Whsy
David Draiman*
@Sivart Nildem For sure, but if have kids, they like pulling on stuff like ears and/or piercings of any kind, so I still think that this was playing at least a little part at getting them out.
The one thing that really pisses me off is that metal bands have no talent, the other stereotypes I don´t give a fk but this one triggers me.
The one thing all metalheads have in common is that we all like dark humor.
or even death humor, black humor, humorcore.... So many to choose
"Pee Pee Poo Poo" , there, you asked for it in the video.
When I first started listening to metal, I thought I'd never like the guttural vocals and death growls; however, over the years they grew on me and I started listening to them a lot. It was sometime after this that I first heard Evisceration Plague by Cannibal Corpse, and my first thought was "This is so easy to listen to, I almost think I could fall asleep to it". Then my brain went "whoa, what the hell?"
Man, the neck jokes got me BAD.
Also, someone hug him ffs, dude's getting awful aggressive over there.
...i think the guy who listened to Enya and threw bricks through a wall found out that Enya lives in a castle with her cats and he's just angry that he didn't know that was an option.
The great Deathcore band Disturbed
- Jared Dines, 2021
Casually listening to Cannibal Corpse with the kid in my basement. He tastes good.
Metallica and Panic! At the Disco are part of my everyday commute to work.
Jared: "Metalheads only listen to metal"
Me: **Sweats in "Ghostmane, $uicideboy$, Freddie Dredd and XXXTentacion makes up nearly half of my music library"**
I love lots of death metal but I swear I listen to underground or old-schoolrap more than anything else.
Me sweats in: *Paul Butterfield Blues Band, Athena Franklin, Beethoven, The Rolling Stones, NF and other crap*
My playlist is a complete mess. 70% of it is Non-Metal. 0-o
Eazy Mac slaps tbh
*Me sweats in musicals, dubstep, drum n bass and video game osts*
**Sweats in IC3PEAK**
"Lead singer of deathcore band, Disturbed" 🤣🪦
Wearing black, for me certainly, tattos however, not so much.
I’m more of an old school metal head (80’s-2010ish) and dress like and am a middle aged dad that most consider to be as nice as they come
Me too, but the secret Eeevil is very evil,..& super secret.
Pee pee poo poo
Is it just me or does he sound like he’s doing a Seinfeld impression throughout most of this video?😂
Yo, David Draiman took out the piercings a handful of years ago. He got sick of them and decided he was too old for them.