Wait is that not 1, not 2 but 3 new videos in a seven day period? Good stuff always happens before something bad happens. If that's true in the real world, then the world must be about to end
The singer of Mayhem that shotgunned himself was Per Yngve Ohlin, a.k.a. Dead. -The original singer of -*-lml fucking Exodus lml-*- was Paul Baloff, R.I.P.- Got that one wrong. Technically. Yeah. I'd buy a patch, _if I had money..._
The one with the whales and french guys
big pod it’s great cus my fav bands are opeth and Gojira, wicked vid :’D
✌gojira
*MANSTRUBATES TO OPETH*
dank demer and OPRAH!
@@unicornk1d OPRATH
Who doesn't?
As a horror fan, the "Michael Myers from Friday On Elm Street" line hurt 😂
Lol 😂😂😂
same bro
Ye. Ouch
Felt like I got stabbed 23 times
Edgy-Chan in self defense..... right?
“Who’s Varg?” I’m dying 😂
this is my new favourite jhoff video
Same
Thanks for the patch guys!
Hope you enjoy it man!
I NEED ONE!!!
@@LewisTheBaker www.jhofffilms.com
DID I REALLY HEAR CHRIS CALLOUT VARG
amarogz probably
ghost,nickelback and avenged sevenfold are my favorite hardcore grunge bands
Gabriel Lopes Fuckin' done 😂
Gabriel Lopes Well Avenged Sevenfold Are actually good soooooooo
I think the best call of metalhead is ...SLAYYEEERRRR
No it's FUCKING SLAYYYERRRRR
Why do you heve ffdp on profile pic? Fucking poser
@@czarnadziura6160 fuck you bitch
@Lord Of Onions ffdp is groove metal band
Wait is that not 1, not 2 but 3 new videos in a seven day period?
Good stuff always happens before something bad happens. If that's true in the real world, then the world must be about to end
Ozzy Osborne is gonna die this Wednesday
@@BJ.Cardoso Shut the fuck up! I don't even wanna think about
@@BJ.Cardoso Fuck. You. To. HELL.
The bad horror mix-ups and the wrong band names and band member names, oh my god I died, this was too funny as always.
"whats dead's real name" "oh I can't pronounce it" his first name is not hard
I was him in my past life, no joke
@@xanthiabrett7539 good joke
Pelle is easy af
that's brilliant. seems like Lords of Chaos has inspired you so much lol
3:39 turn on captions
I really think you don't want to go back on Lars head
I love this. Probably my favourite jhofffilms video now lmao
god i love jhoffilms!! \,,|
What the hell, is this an actual consistent upload schedule?
Jesus... that opeth cover outro, loved it
Three videos in three dayz... mmh...
Very impressive, but can you upload four videos in four days?
Better than that... Can you upload one everyday?
Where's karp?
Man, this video is such a shitpost
fuckin' love these skits, man. Good shit.
Ghost is one of my favorites, but Ghost is not metal lmao
Sex Man The Mayor They are doom metal
@@gavinkyle9252 Not doom metal. Not even close.
They are metal. They're melodic metal.
Wow
The production level here is just
Wow
Keep it up
Anyway, nearly loses my shit when i get the notification that you releases a new video
I skipped class to watch this and it was worth it
Aaron C no you didn’t lmao
BassSlapper it may be hard to believe but it happened
@@aaronc5384 Future homeless guy in the making
Same, I skipped Spanish
@@putridabomination who wouldn't skip class when jhofffilms uploads
Pelle was not the fist singer of Mayhem. It was actually Euronymous who did vocals before they found Pelle.
XD
Corey Taylor of Slapknot: "PICKACHU'S A VIRGIN! DANNY G'S A FUCKING VIRGIN!"
I was drinking when the guy said that Ghost was metal... I spat out my drink😂
This is my favorite channel ever
Uploaded on the day I got hired. Double lucky day baby,..Thank you so much !!!
YES consistent uploads ILY BRO
I fucking love this channel 😂😂
RIP Karpizzle
Varg didn't stabbed Euronymous 23 times, he stabbed him 1 time in the head.
If i remember the story is that varg stabbed him twice and the other wounds were from him dragging himself over a broken lamp
Bring Karp back you posers
Chris> Magikarp
holy shit, 4 videos in a week, good going guys. keep it up!
So so happy y’all did another video on opeth lol
"DANNY G'S A VIRGIN" I am so glad I know who this is now lmao
Holy shit so many fucking uploads
That answer for the question if ghost is metal got to Chris very quick. Lmfao.😂
1:19 Was that a stab at Nekrogoblikon 😂😂😂
I love that Opeth shirt
Oh My God I've Done This Lmfao!!! This Oregonian Subscribed!!! Death To All But Metal!!
2 things I love in one video, the movie Scream and metal music
Bring Karpizzle back!
What he is doing nowadays?
Oh shit! Your camera work got so much better!
WTF guys?! Ghost kicks ass! They're fuckin' awesome!!! Love Ghost!
(....even though I don't consider them metal)
That Opeth Shirt❤️
this is hilarious Chris
Liked the video just for the Opeth shirt.
I just learned blast beasts
Nice
Well i would be glad if Chris would call me
Shitting on Ghost 😂 damn bro lmfao
Beautiful video boys
Well, I laughed. Keep it up Jhoff!
Ah, Danny G! I remember him! Missed ya, bud!
Tis an angry day for Metalheads everywhere.
YES keep up the uploading
Loved it
Ah quality content.
amazing
I was expecting Bloodcraving by Mortician to play after
I love my drums!🤓🖤 FUCKING SLAYER!!
This was such a mood
Nekroshitikon is my favorite.
Chris drinks more beer than Post Malone.
why am i JUST seeing this
Love the Sodom shirt.
3:13 ami the only one who thought of "must of stabbed her 50 fucking times" from A7X?
"It's time to bleach" 😂
This is the Canadian equivalent of “I love death metal my favorite band is BVB”
3:38 bro the computer isn't on the table
Good ol' Dani g
Pretty accurate
The singer of Mayhem that shotgunned himself was Per Yngve Ohlin, a.k.a. Dead.
-The original singer of -*-lml fucking Exodus lml-*- was Paul Baloff, R.I.P.- Got that one wrong.
Technically. Yeah.
I'd buy a patch, _if I had money..._
He doesn't even know Varg lol
Quality
this was published on my birthday :)
Deafheaven is life
Ayy scream
B E G O N E T H O T
oh shit
Did you listen to the new Overkill album
For a sec I was like.. is that Primz or Danny G
Nice Sodom shirt🤘 Sodom is easily one of my favorite Thrash Metal bands
Hahaha! Nice Scream parody!
Why i am laughing so hard on this shit xD
Another great video 😂👌
About time
Jhoff uploaded!?
FUCKING SLAYER
Per ynge ohlin lmao
Begone...!!! Holy christ!!!! Lol
It reminds me of Scream , hahahha
Thay look the same OPETH
Nice
I love Deafheaven too 😅
FUCKIN SLAYER
😂😂😂😂
LMFAO hahahahahaha
...
lml Opeth lml