Wait is that not 1, not 2 but 3 new videos in a seven day period? Good stuff always happens before something bad happens. If that's true in the real world, then the world must be about to end
The singer of Mayhem that shotgunned himself was Per Yngve Ohlin, a.k.a. Dead. -The original singer of -*-lml fucking Exodus lml-*- was Paul Baloff, R.I.P.- Got that one wrong. Technically. Yeah. I'd buy a patch, _if I had money..._
The one with the whales and french guys
big pod it’s great cus my fav bands are opeth and Gojira, wicked vid :’D
✌gojira
*MANSTRUBATES TO OPETH*
dank demer and OPRAH!
@@unicornk1d OPRATH
Who doesn't?
As a horror fan, the "Michael Myers from Friday On Elm Street" line hurt 😂
Lol 😂😂😂
same bro
Ye. Ouch
Felt like I got stabbed 23 times
Edgy-Chan in self defense..... right?
“Who’s Varg?” I’m dying 😂
*B E G O N E T H O T*
No u
@@metaloflawsonwest3259 *PULLS OUT NO U INFINITE CARD* You were saying....
oof
Come on man don't use incel buzz words that shit is weak
@@metaloflawsonwest3259 Lol
this is my new favourite jhoff video
Same
Thanks for the patch guys!
Hope you enjoy it man!
I NEED ONE!!!
@@LewisTheBaker www.jhofffilms.com
DID I REALLY HEAR CHRIS CALLOUT VARG
amarogz probably
ghost,nickelback and avenged sevenfold are my favorite hardcore grunge bands
Gabriel Lopes Fuckin' done 😂
Gabriel Lopes Well Avenged Sevenfold Are actually good soooooooo
I think the best call of metalhead is ...SLAYYEEERRRR
No it's FUCKING SLAYYYERRRRR
Why do you heve ffdp on profile pic? Fucking poser
@@czarnadziura6160 fuck you bitch
@Lord Of Onions ffdp is groove metal band
The bad horror mix-ups and the wrong band names and band member names, oh my god I died, this was too funny as always.
"whats dead's real name" "oh I can't pronounce it" his first name is not hard
I was him in my past life, no joke
@@xanthiabrett7539 good joke
Pelle is easy af
I love this. Probably my favourite jhofffilms video now lmao
I skipped class to watch this and it was worth it
Aaron C no you didn’t lmao
BassSlapper it may be hard to believe but it happened
@@aaronc5384 Future homeless guy in the making
Same, I skipped Spanish
@@putridabomination who wouldn't skip class when jhofffilms uploads
Wait is that not 1, not 2 but 3 new videos in a seven day period?
Good stuff always happens before something bad happens. If that's true in the real world, then the world must be about to end
Ozzy Osborne is gonna die this Wednesday
@@BJ.Cardoso Shut the fuck up! I don't even wanna think about
@@BJ.Cardoso Fuck. You. To. HELL.
that's brilliant. seems like Lords of Chaos has inspired you so much lol
god i love jhoffilms!! \,,|
3:39 turn on captions
I really think you don't want to go back on Lars head
Jesus... that opeth cover outro, loved it
Wow
The production level here is just
Wow
Keep it up
Anyway, nearly loses my shit when i get the notification that you releases a new video
This is my favorite channel ever
I was drinking when the guy said that Ghost was metal... I spat out my drink😂
YES consistent uploads ILY BRO
What the hell, is this an actual consistent upload schedule?
Where's karp?
Man, this video is such a shitpost
fuckin' love these skits, man. Good shit.
holy shit, 4 videos in a week, good going guys. keep it up!
Pelle was not the fist singer of Mayhem. It was actually Euronymous who did vocals before they found Pelle.
So so happy y’all did another video on opeth lol
I fucking love this channel 😂😂
That answer for the question if ghost is metal got to Chris very quick. Lmfao.😂
Ghost is one of my favorites, but Ghost is not metal lmao
Sex Man The Mayor They are doom metal
@@gavinkyle9252 Not doom metal. Not even close.
They are metal. They're melodic metal.
I love that Opeth shirt
Three videos in three dayz... mmh...
Very impressive, but can you upload four videos in four days?
Better than that... Can you upload one everyday?
Well, I laughed. Keep it up Jhoff!
Oh shit! Your camera work got so much better!
"DANNY G'S A VIRGIN" I am so glad I know who this is now lmao
RIP Karpizzle
2 things I love in one video, the movie Scream and metal music
YES keep up the uploading
this is hilarious Chris
Uploaded on the day I got hired. Double lucky day baby,..Thank you so much !!!
Beautiful video boys
XD
Corey Taylor of Slapknot: "PICKACHU'S A VIRGIN! DANNY G'S A FUCKING VIRGIN!"
Loved it
That Opeth Shirt❤️
1:19 Was that a stab at Nekrogoblikon 😂😂😂
Oh My God I've Done This Lmfao!!! This Oregonian Subscribed!!! Death To All But Metal!!
Varg didn't stabbed Euronymous 23 times, he stabbed him 1 time in the head.
If i remember the story is that varg stabbed him twice and the other wounds were from him dragging himself over a broken lamp
This was such a mood
Shitting on Ghost 😂 damn bro lmfao
Bring Karpizzle back!
What he is doing nowadays?
Ah quality content.
Liked the video just for the Opeth shirt.
"It's time to bleach" 😂
Ah, Danny G! I remember him! Missed ya, bud!
I just learned blast beasts
Nice
Holy shit so many fucking uploads
Bring Karp back you posers
Chris> Magikarp
Another great video 😂👌
amazing
Tis an angry day for Metalheads everywhere.
Nekroshitikon is my favorite.
Well i would be glad if Chris would call me
About time
3:13 ami the only one who thought of "must of stabbed her 50 fucking times" from A7X?
Love the Sodom shirt.
why am i JUST seeing this
Anyone knows the outro song?
3:38 bro the computer isn't on the table
Quality
I love my drums!🤓🖤 FUCKING SLAYER!!
Chris drinks more beer than Post Malone.
😂😂😂😂
oh shit
I was expecting Bloodcraving by Mortician to play after
Pretty accurate
Hahaha! Nice Scream parody!
Good ol' Dani g
What's the name of that ending song ?
Who's that song?
Jhoff uploaded!?
this was published on my birthday :)
Why i am laughing so hard on this shit xD
This is the Canadian equivalent of “I love death metal my favorite band is BVB”
Ayy scream
LMFAO hahahahahaha
He doesn't even know Varg lol
WTF guys?! Ghost kicks ass! They're fuckin' awesome!!! Love Ghost!
(....even though I don't consider them metal)
I love Deafheaven too 😅
Is Primz gonna make a return?
Deafheaven is life
It reminds me of Scream , hahahha
what is this outro song called?i understand is by opeth?
found it,"to rid the disease" \m/
The singer of Mayhem that shotgunned himself was Per Yngve Ohlin, a.k.a. Dead.
-The original singer of -*-lml fucking Exodus lml-*- was Paul Baloff, R.I.P.- Got that one wrong.
Technically. Yeah.
I'd buy a patch, _if I had money..._
For a sec I was like.. is that Primz or Danny G
Per ynge ohlin lmao
FUCKING SLAYER
Nice
Who the hell is Julian Hoffman
Not sure. Can't imagine what kind of link he has to "j-hoff-films"
@@jhofffilms Me neither. Never saw him in one of your videos.
@@nickkohlmann ruclips.net/video/biWQ-SC_POs/видео.html