How To Be A Doom Metal Vocalist
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- Kærpizzle, lead stoner of "Dœme" teaches you how to be a Doom Metal vocalist and how to attend funerals.
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Foo Fighters are totally black metal
***** nope, they're grindcore
*****
Foo Fighters really started as a Technical Grind Death Nu Doom Grunge Thrash Black Metal Band but they switched to Heavy Pop thrashing Death Rapcore. Like Justin Bieber and new Metallica.
***** Nope, they're shit.
Oceans Deceased DUDE FOO FIGHTERS ARE FUCKING BRUTAL WHAT YOU TALKING
Furfag1337 That too, Lol!
Key point of being doom metal:
1. 4:20 long intro
2. 40 minute riffs
3. no Finland = not doom
4. no headbanging
5. tune your guitar very low
6. no emotion on stage
7. every day is a funeral
8. if a song is less than 40 minutes it's not doom
9. rip satan
10. must listen to Dopesmoker at least 8 times every 20 minutes
11. black Sabbath invented Satanism in 1999
12. sing as low as humanly possible
13. smoke lots of weed
14. don't eat too fast
15. don't drive to fast
16. rip Dion
17. cocaine is for pussies
18. know as many weed dealers as possible
19. smoke weed with Tommy Eyeohmy
20. communicate solely through Ouija boards
21. Dio ruined Black Slabbath
22. Fuck dio
23. leave black slabbath alone
24. rip dio
25. rip David gold of slapnutz
26. you can only be buried in Mt. Pleasant Cemetery
27. let Me take a selfie
28. that's so burzum
29. drone
30. rip satan
The MountianDude i check off every box
The one exception to rule 15 is Acid King, because of Drive Fast, Take Chances
👍🏻😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Seriously dude
31. be obsessed with crosses
my favourite Doom metal band is Gorillaz
My favorite grindcore band is trapt
@@adriantheone4348 please tell me that is a joke
@@jackloves8008s it is lmao. We all know that the best grindcore band is Coldplay
@@adriantheone4348 You are uh.. Very uhm, Correct!
Bit late but once this kid in my class said he was into metal so I said who’s your favourite metal band he replied with gorillaz and I thought I made a new friend
"As a doom metal vocalist, I absolutely despise black metal bands, you know Mayhem, Gorgoroth, Foo Fighters,"
Oh my God, I died at that part..
"I once smoked weed with Tommy Iommi",Now that was actually funny...
with..............
The Beatles
5:06 til he says the beatles was so funny haha
Lol Foo Fighters aren't Black Metal. Black Metal is like Blink 182'and Black Veil Brides. You know BVB is Black Metal because it has 'Black' in their name, like the best Black Metal band out there, Black Dahlia Murder.
Conflict TV true, RIP dimebag.
Conflict TV Rip jeff handlebar
+Conflict TV The best black Metal band is Taylor Swift.. omg you stupid fuck
+Conflict TV No Bill Ward= No Testament
Black veil brides is metalcore and blink 182 is punk. get educated pls
Ozzy is not dead...yet...YET
Yes he is. He just doesn't know it yet
FEYENOORD!
34 fucking likes tf
*_YET_* STILL
YET YET four months later
Foo Fighters are my favorite black electronicore band
Doesn't even match the epic darkened gothic electronic symphonic pornogrind sound of metallica
You too?
Foo Fighters are nothing compared to the Beach Boy's post pop-punk brutal sludgegrind sound.
Muddy waters, pioneer of electro-pornocore darkened progressive nintendocore
Sirjustin101 But are they death rock like Justin Bieber? No-no one likes death rock, fuck Justin Bieber. Fuckin' lame ass band. I mean _what the fuck_ *_is_* a goddamn McFuckin' Michael Jackson? Who names their melodeath shit "Michael Jackson?" Seriously, fuck Justin Beaver.
wow, finland mentioned. i guess im doom
smaulee I think I`m too
smaulee Torilla tavataan
smaulee torille prkl!
perkele
Same 😝
Songs:
Count Raven - Scream 0:05
Electric Wizard - Stone Magnet 1:44
Candlemass - My Funeral Dreams 4:10
Black Sabbath - Planet Caravan 6:15
Woods Of Ypres - I Was Buried In Mount Pleasant Cemetery 8:15
Woods of Ypres
love 'em!
NikolaBlahBlahh R.I.P David Gold :(
RIP CHUCK
...Seriously though, Green Album until i die.
Make a video called how to be a Phil Anselmo
Caleb Heney anthrax
Caleb Heney top 10 moshpit videos
How to be Phil Anselmo:
Smoke A LOT of cigarettes
Come from Texas
Smoke an ass-ton of cigarettes
Beat up anyone who looks at you
Smoke a metric shit ton of cigarettes
Did I mention cigarettes? And beer...
you forgot heroine
You forgot to drink white wine
The Woods of Ypres references had me laughing pretty hard, great vid guys.
"I don't see any Woods of Ypres shirts just woods of POSERS"
10/10 right there
Hey hey hey, the "REAL" doom band around here is "The Wiggles".
>:(
yes my fucking life has just been destroyed by this (〒︿〒)
loaded dipar is way better
Dude the wiggles are grindcore.
ABHAHAHAZVA
Should of called him ozzy osboner
Okay ,finally, after spending like 15 minutes searching for the song I found that the song at 1:44 is from electric wizard's 1st album and it's called stone magnet
thanks man u made my day
You're saviour!
Oh fuck we are 45mins late, don't worry, we only missed 2 notes :)))))))
"That's so Burzum"
How to be a folk metal vocalist please:)
Yo Jesus fucking Christ needs a folk metal lesson
Where are you now @JHofffilms WHERE ARE YOU
Lmao when he said Foo Fighters were a black metal band XD
This is now one of my favorite videos of all time.
"how many times have you listened to dopesmoker in the past twenty minutes?"
a third of a time.
"I actually once smoked weed with Tommy Ioimi himself while he recorded for The Beatles."
Holy shit that made me laugh, and the rant about Dio with Planet Caravan playing in the background did too.
I hate black metal bands like Mayhem, Gorgoroth, Foo Fighters lmao
this guy is spot on in every video he makes.
FUCKING SLAYER....whoops I mean FUCKING SAINT VITUS
3:39 RIP David Gold
7:52 the only thing i would have never expected from this video is finding glenn gould's grave in it omfg
R.ip jeff handlebar
Do a crust punk video
yes
+droopysloth crust punk is life fuck your self
I don't get the Jeff Handlebar thing I'm not thrash enough rip
rip jeff hannibal
How to be a grindcore vocalist.
@edicius *thrashcore
My favorite doom metal band is Ariana Grande
BingusButt420 they have very explosive concerts for a doom band tho
Mosh pit has too much movement
Was expecting everyone to just stand still smh
Fuck yeah Electric Wizard!
Who?
Mr. Knight Band.
Are they a rEggaE band?
Hanabi Bear No, they're a rubber band, like the Beatles.
How to be a grindcore vocalist
but what about pornogrind?
Vomit while singing
BREE
BT Studio Productions Just be british and rip off death metal
+inputsilver9 for pornogrind literally all you have to do is replace 90% of the vocals with toilet noises then the other 10% is just gurgling
and somehow its still good
I died at Holy Driver XD 6:30
Doom, stoner, and sludge metal is technically the "triplets" of metal genre and I know and love doom enough to say drone and doom don't sound the same, just sayin lel
It's a joke
Stoner, Drone and Sludge are deriviatives of Doom Metal. Stoner is Doom fused with Psychedelic Rock, Sludge is Doom fused with Hardcore wheras Drone is Doom fused with Drone music.
It's all doom to me.
idk why but, im still kinda surprised till this day, that most of my favourite jhoffilms video are being recorded close to where i live now, and as a doon metal fan myself, i apreciate the work/humour you guys put into ur videos. Cheers! 🤘🏽
Dion ruined bath salad.
7:37 is the greatest doom metal song of all time.
I believe that's extreme power goregrind with djent influences
Blaze It Alucard I can see where you'd get that idea, but Its more of a brutal deathcore pornogrind with jazz and prog flavoring.
+Deafening Echo it's black metal
+Geoff Nicosia I heard that Phil anselmo hates black peop- I mean black metal
You forgot vegaterian core lol!!!!!
All Hail The Wizard
Electric Wizard fuck yes
I really love Bobby Liebling’s vocals on this
This How to be a vocalist series.
It wins
I don't know why this is listed as comedy when this is some of the most educational content on RUclips. Fuckinaright
doom is the best genre
+Flugmorph Sputnik is best genre
Crypt
sputnik guys seem to be everywhere lol
We just share a good taste in videos
Sputnik crew
There is no best genre
“Do you think Ghost B.C is doom metal?”
“I don’t really know”
I bet Chris was watching him and if he said yes he would’ve moshed the crap outta him
Rip Peter Steele :(
Was that really Glenn Gould's grave? RIP. ...
... Funny fact, he was a classical pianist that recorded the Mozart's sonatas in a much slower tempo than what was considered standard, making a joke of other piano players, who were taking the speed of playing as some high goal in music instead of musicality. So if that was your intention, props. He had a doom fase.
I liked your videos before, but now I absolutely love them. WOY stuff was awesome!
I hear that Planet Caravan playing in the car.
As soon as I read your comment it started.
I almost forgot about Peter Steele and now I have to go listen to his Black Sabbath cover stuff
Glenn Gould was the greatest doom metal vocalist of all time.
Fucking Karpizzle actually has me saying "Black Slabbath" whenever I'm talking to someone about Black Sabbath. Thanks for that.
I'm from northern Finland so I'm so fuckin doom!!!\m/
Do how to be a Prog Metal vocalist! (Canada has had several prominent prog vocalists, Geddy lee and James Labrie for starters)
Yeah, it'll be cool to see him do Geddy Lee and especially if he wears the robes lol
Davey Grohlton would be THE best candidate to fill in peter steele in Type 8 Positive
FUCKINN THRASH BEEEEEAAAAATLES !!!!
Rip Eazy-E best vocalist Brass Salad ever had 1999-2005. Best Grindcore band.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
"Who the fuck does Dio think he is" is my favorite line of all time
"Do you think Ghost B.C. is doom"
"Yeah kinda I guess"
Oh my lord, the grave of Glenn Gould, holy fuck. he was such an ispiration when i started playing piano!
LOL. "that's so burzum!"
There's a Mt. Pleasant Cemetery across the river and im tempted to find a Gold grave to honor this ancient shitpost
It's literally impossible to listen to dopesmoker 8 times in 20 mins lol
The song is My Funeral Dreams by Candlemass
foo fighters? 😂
Foo Fighters are fucking kvlt man.
Rip Dave growel
Ben Rip Dave Gravel
The_Deep_Bassist foo fighters are the best doom metal band
Star Pillars Foo Fighters are Grindcore, not Doom Metal.
This video is the sole reason why I am listening to woods of ypres. Thanks guys!
Fucking SLAAAAYEEEEER
Oh wait... Wrong video
There was a Joy Division shirt in the back. They're a punk band but they had a lot of dark lyrics. The singer did feel his inner demons were taking over and then later killed himself in 1980.
how to be an emo vocalist
That's gonna be fun
cry and ALWAYS write songs about your ex everyday
"peter steel(e) panther" totally killed me
Everything he says makes me think of Ghost
?
Cannibal Bunny
When i look over the video again
I spoke too fast
Some of his references were about Ghost tho. Lol
+Cannibal Bunny Son.Of.Buckethead. Boi.
+Edgar Allan Poe Hey! Strange seeing you on RUclips haha!
+Diamond Lu Dickwad
any recommendations? i don't listen to alot of doom, I'm not into fast music
i know type o negative, sleep, black sabbath, Sunn, electric wizard, dopethrone
Songs shorter than 40 minutes are a fucking grindcore
Mayhem, um.. Gorgoroth, Foo Fighters HAHA
My favorite vid from Karpizzle. Lol
I notice you can't grow a full beard, but you could most likely grow some thick sideburns. Preety Doom \m/
Starring Ozzy since he basically invented it.
Plus you tuned your guitar to high.
Plus I love Black Metal and the epitome of evil Nickleback, although that Dio joke was a bit much.
Do how to be a goth metal vocalist
SYMBOLIC ACTS
Same way as a Gothic Rock, but more grave.
i think how to be a NWOBHM (new wave of brittish heavy metal) vocalist would be good
I had no idea Doom Metal had singers.
But, to be honest, the only Doom song I've heard was Alice by Sunn O))).
That's actually drone metal :) If you're looking to find some good doom metal bands you should check out Candlemass, Electric Wizard, Draconian, Funeral and my favorite band, My Dying Bride :)
***** I'll check them out. Thank you!
I love to learn new things, especially about Metal.
Rock On!
***** By the way, could you change your username? I'm not waterproof yet and talking to you might kill me...
Dalek Cool, I hope you like it! :)
Dalek haha, sorry, no can do :P
This video got me into woods of Ypres. Thank you very much. I love this band.
Lol Peter Steele!
Lost it at " Peter steel panther"
This video made me want to listen to Woods of Ypres again and cry ,___,
Fuckin rip Ypres, they were fuckin good
Black Slabbath haha!
I searched like forever, but for everyone who asked: The first song is Scream by Count Raven!
4:30what song is that
Candlemass - My Funeral Dreams
One of your best videos! Thanks for mentioning Finland btw.
Are the Melvins considered doom metal? I know recently they haven't been as doom as before but it always makes me feel awkward when people consider them grunge. I think they're more doom/experimental.
Grungy type sludge metal actually
YourMotherKills nah they're sludge metal
YourMotherKills they probably are the most experimental Metal band out there. Anyway, they are considered Sludge Metal pioneers together with Mastodon, High on Fire and Crowbar
Katatonia and Type O Negative are my favourite Doom bands.
My love its Tiamat, Anathema, Lake of Tears
@@JurusChist Nice 👌
@@JurusChist 🤘 Doom Metal 🤘
@@drangue4733 Yes! 🤘❤🎼
What was the song playing while he ate the cookie?
Six years too late, but the song is My Funeral Dreams by Candlemass.
fuck i loved that video!!! stoner doom is the shit, proto doom also
Suomi mainittu! ...torilla tavataan...?
kyllä!
indeed
03:27 Karpizzle was using the term doomer back in 2014
He coined it
This man needs a credit
Why let me take a selfie though, that's not thrash it's grind core
Bass Salad do be hitting different
perkele mainittu
That Woods of Ypres reference got me, nice one.
song in intro?
Count Raven - Scream
"dion ruined bass salad" fuck xDDDDDDD
0:12 Song ?
count raven - scream