The Croc That Ran on Hooves

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @joytothemarshmellows5330
    @joytothemarshmellows5330 5 лет назад +6295

    You got bear-dogs, pig-wolves, and croc-horses. Palaeontology makes my childhood animal combos realistic.

    • @CSLucasEpic
      @CSLucasEpic 5 лет назад +438

      Avatar The Last Airbender fauna makes much more sense now

    • @arceuslordofcreation8824
      @arceuslordofcreation8824 5 лет назад +265

      Next we’ll dig up Man Bear Pig

    • @willbedford8381
      @willbedford8381 5 лет назад +40

      @@CSLucasEpic I was just going to comment that and you beat me to it

    • @teawrecks1243
      @teawrecks1243 5 лет назад +176

      beaver-ducks, anteater-porcupines, tiger-wolves and dinosaur-turkeys
      just another day in australia

    • @ChubbyTeletubby
      @ChubbyTeletubby 5 лет назад +72

      We also got hobbits and dire wolves. Next they're gonna be diggin up orcs and elves.

  • @_Stalc_
    @_Stalc_ 5 лет назад +6770

    Everyone saying how scary it is, not saying what kind of saddle it would need.

    • @abhishekparmar6702
      @abhishekparmar6702 5 лет назад +374

      Presumably it'll be made me left over human skin from it's last meal.

    • @kayseek1248
      @kayseek1248 5 лет назад +374

      They should put this in Ark.

    • @James3-5
      @James3-5 5 лет назад +154

      @@kayseek1248 we've already got two crocs what they need in ark is more tlcs we don't really need more dinos just more dinos that are useful

    • @what2a8guy
      @what2a8guy 5 лет назад +53

      Sebastian Brooks-Baker they’ve already got the kaprisuchus or how ever you spell it, i think it’s basically the same thing

    • @xxlrick
      @xxlrick 5 лет назад +42

      Any ramshackle or journeyman should do

  • @desquivel2439
    @desquivel2439 5 лет назад +11259

    Everybody gangsta til the croc starts galloping

  • @Schinkenspeckomat
    @Schinkenspeckomat 5 лет назад +1856

    Narrator: "It had long legs and could run on land."
    Me: Yeah thats kinda creepy i guess
    Narrator: It only ran on two legs.
    Me: NO

  • @kenshirolucario2836
    @kenshirolucario2836 5 лет назад +823

    Even if it wasn't bipedal, this is the closest thing to yoshi we have in anicent history

    • @leonormunoz8839
      @leonormunoz8839 3 года назад +4

      :(

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 3 года назад +21

      MatPat did a theory about what Yoshi “actually” is

    • @royalguardracing6341
      @royalguardracing6341 3 года назад +9

      Oh god *un-remember juice*
      *chugs whole bottle*

    • @hhemia1239
      @hhemia1239 3 года назад +2

      yoshi is a raptor right ?

    • @rhaskia7807
      @rhaskia7807 3 года назад +12

      @@hhemia1239 I dont think yoshi is based off of anything

  • @droopsmoop
    @droopsmoop 5 лет назад +5535

    Therapist: Don't worry, cursorial hoofed crocodilian doesn't exist, he won't hurt you
    Cursorial hoofed crocodilian: *clop clop clop clop*

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 5 лет назад +9

      John DC xD

    • @TheGreatCrow
      @TheGreatCrow 5 лет назад +8

      Best comment.

    • @Christian-iu3lo
      @Christian-iu3lo 5 лет назад +24

      Clop clop chop chop clop chop chop clop

    • @mathiaspurner3791
      @mathiaspurner3791 5 лет назад +61

      noone:
      nordic hooved crocodilian:
      *cljöp* *cljöp* *cljöp*

    • @CalebJMartin
      @CalebJMartin 5 лет назад +40

      Clippity cloppity I run with great velocity
      Toward that glutocity

  • @xin2943
    @xin2943 5 лет назад +3656

    Scientists: "The Earth holds so much beautiful and amazing secrets of a species past, I wonder what we'll find next."
    Earth: *croc horsey*

  • @lukatrdina5108
    @lukatrdina5108 5 лет назад +4204

    When you notice all the t-rexes are gone so you pretend to be one

    • @reenatai75
      @reenatai75 5 лет назад +61

      🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻

    • @Dragrath1
      @Dragrath1 5 лет назад +173

      Boverisuchus And I probably could have pulled it off if it wasn't for that pesky cold.
      If these guys had regained endothermy I wonder if we might once again have returned to a world dominated by archosaurs?

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 5 лет назад +49

      Dragrath1
      We already have a world where there are twice as many theropod species as mammal species....

    • @viridisxiv766
      @viridisxiv766 5 лет назад +71

      rawr! im a t-rex!
      dave, what are you doing?
      im a t-rex!
      ffs dave...

    • @tonyorob
      @tonyorob 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

  • @jabby6709
    @jabby6709 4 года назад +205

    1:38 I never realized how chubby the Nile crocodile looks compared to the others. absolute unit

  • @mcthrull7417
    @mcthrull7417 5 лет назад +258

    *Trot trot trot*
    Hunter: Aha! Horses! A high price!
    *Crocodile appears*
    Hunter: Aha! Im dead!

  • @Fullychargedevil
    @Fullychargedevil 5 лет назад +900

    Some topics doesn't need clickbait titles
    This is one of them

    • @terra_727
      @terra_727 5 лет назад +34

      Ikr, the concept of the animal alone already brings in viewers.

    • @_Katzenberg
      @_Katzenberg 5 лет назад +8

      clickbait titles or stupid red circles pointing something not in the video.

    • @wintershock
      @wintershock 5 лет назад +5

      Fullychargedevil don’t*

    • @ratsiiaratr24
      @ratsiiaratr24 3 года назад

      How is this clickbait?

  • @lotusfomalhaut9950
    @lotusfomalhaut9950 5 лет назад +4090

    The title: the croc that ran on hooves
    My brain: *the croc that ran on crocs*

    • @CommanderIrwinCrocky
      @CommanderIrwinCrocky 5 лет назад +17

      XD

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 5 лет назад +59

      Would be hard to catch anything, what with this rubbery noise alerting every animal

    • @lotusfomalhaut9950
      @lotusfomalhaut9950 5 лет назад +19

      @Soge 01 so you're saying in 300 million years in the future, I could get in a fist fight with King K.Rool?

    • @egocentricblack3278
      @egocentricblack3278 4 года назад

      Y😂

    • @Dylan-hc2lu
      @Dylan-hc2lu 4 года назад

      @Soge 01 i love that channel

  • @miquelescribanoivars5049
    @miquelescribanoivars5049 5 лет назад +1154

    Yet another reason why we need a full Walking With reboot...

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 5 лет назад +27

      Nope cause remember the 2015 Walking With Dinosaurs movie?

    • @zalenahquaddy4354
      @zalenahquaddy4354 5 лет назад +61

      Ikr and they should use the same mechanisms they used in walking with Dinosaurs, Monsters, and Beasts. For a outdated dinosaur film it really had good graphics compared to Cgi.

    • @miquelescribanoivars5049
      @miquelescribanoivars5049 5 лет назад +29

      @@ksoundkaiju9256 "Full WW reboot" implies a full on "remake" of The Trilogy Of Life.

    • @bryanrodriguez6875
      @bryanrodriguez6875 5 лет назад +31

      A more accurate one would be amazing

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 5 лет назад +49

      So long as they don't toss out the facts from the experienced scientists they sought out in favor of false, sensationalistic, clickbait-y garbage, sure. **looks to the exaggerated Liopleurodon**

  • @aerinpage
    @aerinpage 5 лет назад +439

    me: scrolling through recommend
    this video: "when crocs ran on hooves"
    me: scrolls past, does a double take
    me: "did I read that right?"

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 5 лет назад +8

      Me scrollig through the recommended:
      Battle of Kircholm.- Huh interesting, but i alreday know that...
      The Croc, that ran on Hooves.- Very Interesting, lets give it a watch in a minute, what else...
      Doom 2 H Ultra virile Map.- What the fu...?

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 года назад +1

      Ok

    • @alphascorpii3757
      @alphascorpii3757 3 года назад +1

      My rec:
      Crabs trade shells in the strangest ways
      Two lynx in Ontario having intense conversation
      Gabbie Hanna dancing to doja cat’s verse in make that cake
      Straight people need to stop
      Why blue whales don’t get cancer
      Is water bear OP
      Lololol

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 3 года назад +1

      Up next:
      When whales had legs

  • @Zeuseus6609
    @Zeuseus6609 5 лет назад +128

    ...note to self, recommend this for a fossil Pokemon in a future game. Still waiting for a region based off Australia.

    • @MmmetalOrange
      @MmmetalOrange 4 года назад +1

      And Giant Spiders are normal

    • @MmmetalOrange
      @MmmetalOrange 4 года назад +4

      As starters

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 4 года назад +2

      Still waiting for one based on the Caribbean and Central America.

    • @plinplinplonbutwhole6908
      @plinplinplonbutwhole6908 4 года назад +1

      This thing's image kinda remind me of Krookodile but shiny without the "shades".

    • @dr.masiaka7048
      @dr.masiaka7048 3 года назад +1

      That's Quinkana's job. Maybe it should be a legendary pokemon.

  • @Kbd972
    @Kbd972 5 лет назад +742

    I'm not usually scared of crocodilians, but the mental picture of one with hooves running down prey on land is terrifying.

    • @MrAranton
      @MrAranton 5 лет назад +55

      Keep in mind: You share the planet with the descendents of the creatures that out-competed hooved crocodiles.

    • @DreamStepper
      @DreamStepper 5 лет назад +25

      @@MrAranton Well you can easily outrun a modern croc on land, I have to say one that can chase you down is much more terrifying.

    • @MrAranton
      @MrAranton 5 лет назад +19

      @@DreamStepper Modern crocs were not what outcompeted the hooved ones. The ancestors of wolves, bears and big cats did. And I don't think many humans can outrun those. And assuming hooved crocs are as poikilotherm as their living cousins, they're not something to worry about in the climate I live in; they would't surive a winter and would take a metric shitton of climate-change to change that. Wolves, bears and big cats are warmblooded and perfectly capable to surive a winter where I live.

    • @DreamStepper
      @DreamStepper 5 лет назад +37

      @@MrAranton I don't think that makes the idea of being chased down by a semi-bipedal croc less terrifying which is more the point I was making, but okay.

    • @Smug924
      @Smug924 5 лет назад +8

      DreamStepper I mean if u swimming with a croc in a lake you’d be scared asf but they ain’t that scary on land

  • @boomstar1564
    @boomstar1564 5 лет назад +2350

    Steve Irwin: Crickey! look at this beauty!
    *giant croc gets up and starts running full sprint towards him*
    Steve: "..... oh no."

  • @variantangled
    @variantangled 5 лет назад +2298

    don't worry guys, this glitch was patched in the latest update

    • @whosthis5471
      @whosthis5471 5 лет назад +139

      The current crocodile builds are to op hopefully they get nerfed by the next update patch.

    • @mistachicken5507
      @mistachicken5507 5 лет назад +42

      Humans need to get nerfed,

    • @TheSkullptingChin
      @TheSkullptingChin 5 лет назад +30

      @@mistachicken5507 *nuked

    • @joshua_prime3743
      @joshua_prime3743 4 года назад +30

      Humans needs a balance update
      Nerf our their brains and buff their physical bodies

    • @ObsidianSnake12
      @ObsidianSnake12 4 года назад +28

      Is that a tier zoo reference

  • @lilper3134
    @lilper3134 5 лет назад +311

    Me: is that a trunk? In the water?
    Trunk: “starts swimming”
    Me: oh thats a croc ill better back of a little bit
    Croc “starts running”
    Me:FU-

    • @FelisTerras
      @FelisTerras 4 года назад +27

      Several members of the croc genus actually are still very good spinters; you might want to go for the high branches. Actually, alligators are known to jump out of the water and, even if on land, attempt to leap up to reach prey dangling from the lower branches of trees.
      You're welcome^^

  • @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
    @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 4 года назад +108

    Thanks for covering these guys. The "crocs on hooves" have been one of my favorite terrifying extinct animals since I first discovered them on Wikipedia. I'm still having trouble understanding what's a hoof and what's not, though. In most of the artist renderings, it just looks like normal reptile toes, with big claws. Same thing as with the Mesonychid "wolves on hooves".

    • @spankynater4242
      @spankynater4242 3 года назад +15

      Hooves are just toenails.

    • @Harrier42861
      @Harrier42861 Год назад +1

      Rule of thumb - if it's blunt and for walking on, it's a hoof. If it's sharp and for grabbing things, it's a claw.

  • @petegriswold
    @petegriswold 5 лет назад +1217

    Running Crocodiles too OP, nerfed in the update

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 5 лет назад +21

      petegriswold
      They were brought back later and lasted for some time until humans killed off the last ones on New Caledonia.

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 лет назад +40

      The meta change

    • @hoidthings5728
      @hoidthings5728 5 лет назад +9

      @@bkjeong4302 yup, but these last ones were quite cute and small

    • @rexoni2512
      @rexoni2512 5 лет назад +34

      Humans needed some nerf soon too. They pretty much too OP now, making all others extinct xD

    • @viridisxiv766
      @viridisxiv766 5 лет назад +36

      @@rexoni2512 the human community is pretty toxic, the server population is heading for a crash. so while they may not be nerfed, there will probably be far fewer of them around to break the matchmaker.

  • @starwarfan8342
    @starwarfan8342 5 лет назад +2278

    The real question is...
    Can I ride it into battle???

  • @LetsTakeWalk
    @LetsTakeWalk 5 лет назад +2452

    *Trotting sounds*
    Oh no, a horse!
    *Boverisuchus appears*
    Wut?

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 5 лет назад +82

      Feed it carrots and sugar cubes

    • @ironsnowflake1076
      @ironsnowflake1076 5 лет назад +82

      You reminded me of that old medical school joke a doctor told me once...when you hear hooves, you think horses not zebras (about symptoms usually indicating well-known diseases) who the heck thinks *crocodile* ?!

    • @godzilla_fan_13
      @godzilla_fan_13 5 лет назад +12

      Cronch

    • @danz9507
      @danz9507 5 лет назад +21

      *NANI*

    • @ShaulDawg
      @ShaulDawg 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

  • @geogutierrez6671
    @geogutierrez6671 5 лет назад +113

    The two scariest things that ever lived.
    A horse that can do calve raises, and a Crocodile that *gallops.*

    • @OneStarRating
      @OneStarRating 4 года назад +14

      Don't forget the Haast Eagle that could pick up children, kill adults, and became extinct around 1400 which is just 600 years ago.

    • @joosoo
      @joosoo 3 года назад +4

      Some crocodiles nowadays can gallop up to 11 mph

  • @lanun696
    @lanun696 5 лет назад +449

    Other people: Giant crocodiles will eat us
    Me:I want to ride one

  • @abtl1154
    @abtl1154 5 лет назад +660

    **Clop clop clop**
    Friend: When you hear hooves, think horses, not ze-
    Me: *_C R O C ._*

    • @solaireofastora4888
      @solaireofastora4888 4 года назад +34

      Imagine You turn around and just see this unit of a gator sprinting at you

  • @ionavram4002
    @ionavram4002 5 лет назад +674

    Imagine if those were around when humans were a thing,the Romans would make gladiators fight em, knights would bring their heads as trophies,cults would revolve around them as the descendants of dragons

    • @cryptozoology505
      @cryptozoology505 4 года назад +13

      There is millions of records of such things and not imagination. The only imagination is these silly theories of billions of years old and dinosaurs died out millions of years ago To that they are birds now. All this is theory not fact. In ancient rome much evidence exists and mention of huge dragon like beasts fighting in events. If you look at my dragon piece you will see tons of history showing that. All these theories again are theories. The reality is that humans killed off most of what we call dinosaurs today and the flood. History mentions this in our historic records thousands of thousands of times. While all of these are just theories with no backing.

    • @frankteng5476
      @frankteng5476 4 года назад +89

      crypto zoology There is backing you just don’t want to read any of it and refuse to accept it with any kind of backwards logic you can think of.

    • @cryptozoology505
      @cryptozoology505 4 года назад +5

      @@frankteng5476 No backwards logic full fact a flood happened and it is the cause of what you call dinosaurs. However many survived and still do from ancient rock rats to the celocanth many species of this so called millions of years still exist. You create a imaginary time line per year of layer and anyone can make machine to match this equations. Also the fact of hundreds of fossils found with human and dinosaur foot prints in same layer let alone the thousands of cave drawings let alone tons of temples with everything from diplodicous to tyrannosaurs depicted on their walls exactly as we claim they look like today. Imagination is what you follow not reality. Just in one museum there is over ten thousand examples of pottery and stones all from 200 to over 3000 years of age showing many species and how they even interacted with them,
      Keep believing in darwins imagination. It all happened because darwin had smoked some majot ti stick and it got stuck to his beard and caused him illusion and then when he made his big speech all the others smelling the smoke off of his infested beard then caused their brains to fry and then the theory became fact.
      And if you keep making new papers of theory you get lost over time and think is all real but reality is all theory and sort of silly. If you want to think you come from a chimp then that is your right. I tend to think we come from a higher power then that.

    • @cryptozoology505
      @cryptozoology505 4 года назад +1

      @Jacob Masten My oh my watch video on my channel dinosaurs you can clearly see a tyrannosaurus attacking a horse to many examples.
      There is tens of thousands .You can find them all over the world. That is a ridicules answer and whom ever told you that is leaves on it also thinks peter pan is real Lol These scientist cannot except the facts and try all kinds of silly things to debunk but they are laughable often and rarely accurate. Science has been wrong tens of thousands of times making statements from no new animal be found of any size that was 1800s with thousands since found . To fossils dating only thousands of years many of them of so called extinct dinosaurs including dna and bone tissue If people really think bone tissue can survive millions of years then again peter pan must be real as well. All kinds of evidence shows hundred percent some forms of dinosaurs lived with man.
      Whether they really were around millions of years ago is irrelevant they for sure some species lived to at least early times with humans.

    • @bosknight7837
      @bosknight7837 4 года назад +78

      crypto zoology I have no idea what you smoked,but I definitely want some

  • @slappy8941
    @slappy8941 5 лет назад +404

    Crocohorse, also known as _equussuchus nopi._

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 5 лет назад +35

      It would make an interesting fantasy mount, but given the shape it might be hard to use it as anything but a draft-horse equivalent. I could see that kind of thing in a Dinotopia-like setting.

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 5 лет назад +12

      Honestly the best use of this thing is as a hunting partner (you can train crocodiles, though they still can’t be trusted with your personal safety afterwards)

    • @okatori795
      @okatori795 5 лет назад +3

      Why did this get so little likes?
      Oh wait they don't know what an Equus is

    • @erinrow399
      @erinrow399 5 лет назад +1

      Oh gosh this is epic lol

    • @slappy8941
      @slappy8941 5 лет назад

      @@okatori795 That makes the likes I did get worth so much more.

  • @legacyoflore1597
    @legacyoflore1597 5 лет назад +85

    Finally, an Eons presenter that pronounces niches the way I want them to 😂

    • @User18277
      @User18277 4 года назад +2

      How else would someone pronounxe it

    • @legacyoflore1597
      @legacyoflore1597 4 года назад +9

      @@User18277 the two pronunciations I've heard are "neesh" and "nitch"

    • @ian_b
      @ian_b 4 года назад +3

      Niiiiiiiiiiicshe

    • @User18277
      @User18277 4 года назад

      😂

  • @colinsmith1288
    @colinsmith1288 3 года назад +3

    I FIND EVOLUTION BOTH FRIGHTENING AND AMAZING ALL AT THE SAME TIME. TRULY EXTRAORDINARY.

  • @godvin9160
    @godvin9160 5 лет назад +819

    Bear Grills - See those hoofs marks it must be of a deer.
    Boverisuchus appears
    Bear Grills - Wut

    • @user-td3ke9st9m
      @user-td3ke9st9m 5 лет назад +33

      And that's why bears rarely attack deers

    • @thrace_bot1012
      @thrace_bot1012 4 года назад +9

      @@user-td3ke9st9m The conundrum here I am faced with being - that I can't discern whether you are joking or simply lacking awareness about who Bear Grylls is.

    • @user-td3ke9st9m
      @user-td3ke9st9m 4 года назад +5

      Well back then when I made this comment I didnt know who he was but rn I know

  • @bigpapao8889
    @bigpapao8889 5 лет назад +227

    Mrs. Frizz takes the kids to the eocene and whoops, ralph just got mauled by a naruto-running crocodile with f r e s h hooves

  • @WAMTAT
    @WAMTAT 5 лет назад +527

    The real question is ... Could you ride it?

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 5 лет назад +131

      It's Steve Irwin's signature Mount

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 5 лет назад +35

      @Mac mcskullface Steve also has a Kaprosuchus farm where he feeds them fresh pigs

    • @frodobaggins6684
      @frodobaggins6684 5 лет назад +25

      You can ride a similar species in Ark: survival called Kaprosuchus!

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 5 лет назад +6

      You can train crocodilians, but riding one is still not going to be safe at all.

    • @KaminariHouse
      @KaminariHouse 5 лет назад +6

      Into battle? Certainly!... Ok maybe not.

  • @jimmyhernadez6185
    @jimmyhernadez6185 5 лет назад +61

    Steve Irwin: “I’m gonna touch it”

  • @Lishadra
    @Lishadra 5 лет назад +101

    You say nightmare fuel, I say “battle mount”

    • @mikelavelazquez3393
      @mikelavelazquez3393 4 года назад +7

      Croc with hooves: exists
      Humans: what are we going to do now? 😦
      Me: Now... We ride... 😎
      ruclips.net/video/Vbn_lEQDXuA/видео.html

    • @adamfair1976
      @adamfair1976 4 года назад

      you say battle but i say turtle

  • @Buildosaurus
    @Buildosaurus 5 лет назад +195

    Well technically there are still crocodiles that can hunt down prey on land, as the wise Danny Bhoy once said:
    "'Over the first 100 metres, crocodiles are faster than horses. I don't know how many horses it took to prove that.''
    (also please please please make the shirt in more colours!)

  • @invisiblejaguar1
    @invisiblejaguar1 5 лет назад +386

    Last time I was this early cats, bears and dogs hadn't evolved yet.

    • @roccomarcy
      @roccomarcy 5 лет назад +7

      Why did this comment make me laugh.

    • @invisiblejaguar1
      @invisiblejaguar1 5 лет назад +10

      @@roccomarcy memes, gotta love them 😁

    • @MrTimurLP
      @MrTimurLP 5 лет назад

      damn you hilarious

    • @rimmipeepsicles1870
      @rimmipeepsicles1870 5 лет назад

      Actually yes, at least not until the point that they can challenge crocodilians for the top of the food chain.

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 5 лет назад +1

      Rimmi Peepsicles
      But there were other predatory mammals that actually coexisted with Boverisuchus in North America, like oxyaenids and mesonychids. This thing didn’t get ousted by mammals, it rose to the top alongside mammals.

  • @Ninjaananas
    @Ninjaananas 5 лет назад +595

    3:33
    That vegetation looks really interesting. Could you do a video about the evolution of forests?

    • @novaoak7297
      @novaoak7297 5 лет назад +68

      yes more videos on plants!!!

    • @callusklaus2413
      @callusklaus2413 5 лет назад +13

      @@Ezekiel_Allium is joke. r/woosh

    • @zack7122
      @zack7122 5 лет назад

      uses!!!!!yassssssss

    • @Tunir007
      @Tunir007 5 лет назад +3

      @@Ezekiel_Allium are you 12?

    • @Tunir007
      @Tunir007 5 лет назад +5

      @@Ezekiel_Allium stop with the damage control and just take the L

  • @zyechartorisky9879
    @zyechartorisky9879 5 лет назад +6

    Fun fact a few years ago a type of crocodile was discovered in the Nile it was pretty much a cross between the skeletal structure of a dog and that of death it’s self, so it was somewhere between a meter and a meter and a half it could swim fairly well and was more than capable of getting out of the water and sprinting full pelt at it’s target

  • @joseph7972
    @joseph7972 5 лет назад +85

    6:03 Ancient Crocodilian Naruto running. 15 million years ago -colorized

    • @CommanderIrwinCrocky
      @CommanderIrwinCrocky 5 лет назад +7

      We have been training for the raid for years.But no one trusted us and left us behind :( .We are waiting to support your country in the war.See us as allies Not as enemies.

  • @stegosaurus6654
    @stegosaurus6654 5 лет назад +294

    Wow the new Pokémon looks great!

  • @FreakyFeline88
    @FreakyFeline88 5 лет назад +103

    Every time I binge watch PBS Eons episodes, makes me want to own a time machine

    • @adity.atiwari
      @adity.atiwari 4 года назад +6

      nah bro seeing this i desperately don't want one

  • @Halbairn
    @Halbairn 5 лет назад +660

    _I'm gonna take my crocs to the old town road..._

  • @Olivia-vp1xj
    @Olivia-vp1xj 4 года назад +4

    When you showed the picture of the Smooth-Fronted Caimán I about died from the cuteness

  • @DG123z
    @DG123z 4 года назад +15

    "Which is.. NOT HOW I WANT TO GO." lol

  • @Darkzro317
    @Darkzro317 5 лет назад +161

    Nightmare fuel. Sterling Archer would not be pleased with this discovery.

    • @abhishekparmar6702
      @abhishekparmar6702 5 лет назад +3

      He might have a brain aneurysm just at the sight of it.

  • @CalamityDiamond
    @CalamityDiamond 5 лет назад +180

    Imagine seeing a Crocodilian in the distance, "That's a long way away, I'm safe."
    But then it stands up on two legs and starts running at you.

    • @CommanderIrwinCrocky
      @CommanderIrwinCrocky 5 лет назад +12

      *SCP-682 spotted*

    • @Tyrone-s7d
      @Tyrone-s7d 9 месяцев назад

      Right?
      The thought of being chased down by a crocodile is terrifying and there's genuinely little if anything you could do about it unless you've got a vehicle to just "nope" out of there with.
      Also, how hasn't Sci-Fy made a movie series about these things yet?
      Maybe a land invasion of massive crocodiles?

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus8484 5 лет назад +104

    Captain Hook: "I thought Ticking was scary!"

  • @captainfatfoot2176
    @captainfatfoot2176 2 года назад +2

    It’s fun to see that the birds and crocks both made a play at being the top predator after the Cretaceous extinction.

  • @Wynters01
    @Wynters01 4 года назад +1

    There is something satisfying about imagining that thing running at you, while flailing its arms like a basilisk lizard. I would be so confused while running for my life.

  • @RichterBelmont2235
    @RichterBelmont2235 5 лет назад +164

    Crocodile on hooves?
    It's game over man. GAME OVER!

  • @aminahmahmood1737
    @aminahmahmood1737 5 лет назад +154

    "[...] Which is...not how I want to go. [...] Which is...not a better option."
    These two lines made me laugh! Educational, hilarious, and enjoyable to listen. Thank you to the Eons team.

  • @waouighaeoua541
    @waouighaeoua541 5 лет назад +151

    Why is it when I see the image of the croc running on its hind legs, my first thoughts were "Oh my god it's doing the naruto run"

  • @dustinharvey5393
    @dustinharvey5393 4 года назад +16

    Title: The Croc That Ran on Hooves
    Me: THE WHAT?!

  • @sydposting
    @sydposting 3 года назад

    Hey, I know Dr. Brochu! I took a paleontology class with him at the University of Iowa when I was a student there. My ears perked up immediately!

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 5 лет назад +290

    Plot twist: the croc was actually tricked into trying on a pair of pre-historic high-heels and could never get his feet out.

    • @elykspuz6596
      @elykspuz6596 5 лет назад +8

      It did that to catch up with Bryce Dallas Howard.

    • @ObsidianSnake12
      @ObsidianSnake12 4 года назад +6

      As a witness to the spectacle, it was a pair of crocs

    • @adamfair1976
      @adamfair1976 4 года назад

      this is awesome

    • @adamfair1976
      @adamfair1976 4 года назад

      detarednu si siht find out the secret code

    • @adamfair1976
      @adamfair1976 4 года назад

      i love this one

  • @Nmethyltransferase
    @Nmethyltransferase 5 лет назад +37

    Paleontologist: "Why are you..?"
    Boverisuchus: "Deal with it!"

  • @AaronShenghao
    @AaronShenghao 5 лет назад +225

    The crocs before extinction: Winter is coming

    • @cristiamjulianayalapena3190
      @cristiamjulianayalapena3190 5 лет назад +4

      And then winter arrived.

    • @cristiamjulianayalapena3190
      @cristiamjulianayalapena3190 5 лет назад +2

      @JASSON REYES Of course! Those filthy reptiles didn't have the regulatory sy of temperature ll mammals have...

    • @cristiamjulianayalapena3190
      @cristiamjulianayalapena3190 5 лет назад +3

      @JASSON REYES When Winter arrives there is no reptile, amphibian, fish, or bug that can survive. We, mammals and birds, are kind of graced with fur, feathers, and a circulatory system way different.

    • @cristiamjulianayalapena3190
      @cristiamjulianayalapena3190 5 лет назад

      @TheGreaterGood80 I know of a cricket...Seriously, THAT cricket...

    • @aaadj2744
      @aaadj2744 5 лет назад

      Yet, some species, specifically which had long leg are extinct 😭

  • @fr0z3n33
    @fr0z3n33 3 года назад +7

    There is one animal that's still alive that is as scary as a croc running on land and that is a hippo

  • @silentsoulsoldaccountlol7973
    @silentsoulsoldaccountlol7973 4 года назад +18

    6:04 Damn, he be naruto running

  • @gabriels.i.780
    @gabriels.i.780 5 лет назад +149

    Please make a video on the evolution of multicellular life. How did it branch out from unicellular life forms?

    • @abyssinia4ever
      @abyssinia4ever 5 лет назад +11

      Check out ‎AronRa's channel, he has a whole series on evolution of life from unicellular to advanced life like humans.

  • @davidmorris6226
    @davidmorris6226 5 лет назад +87

    Crocodilomorphs... yes... always want more of those

  • @WickedWildlife
    @WickedWildlife 5 лет назад +252

    🐊🦖Thank you for covering this one! Crocodilians are one of the most fascinating groups of animals, but I might be biased considering I work with them every day 😂🐊

    • @WickedWildlife
      @WickedWildlife 5 лет назад +6

      Jacqueline Crone haha thank you
      Yes they are very cool animals

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 5 лет назад +38

      “Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” - Steve Irwin

    • @ericgrace9995
      @ericgrace9995 5 лет назад +11

      I work in an office with colleagues like that too.....

    • @sr.alligator7569
      @sr.alligator7569 5 лет назад +1

      Cuban crocs are my favorite

    • @ytanonymity3585
      @ytanonymity3585 5 лет назад

      One of the species who survived in Dinosaur extinction

  • @BlackRabbit007
    @BlackRabbit007 4 года назад +4

    Imagine if this still around today, while you are on safari sudenly a galoping croc run beside your car and the guide just "yeah its happen here alot"

  • @frederickhargro5153
    @frederickhargro5153 3 года назад +6

    Could you imagine a crocodile that lived on land and ran at the same speed as a dog being alive today.

  • @DutchBane
    @DutchBane 5 лет назад +58

    Looking with a 1000 yard stare at my wall listening to this video i am suddenly hit with the vision of gandalf the white appearing at the top of the slope at the battle of helmsdeep on a prancing hooved crocodile

    • @Tanygopteryx251
      @Tanygopteryx251 5 лет назад +6

      It’s a force vision...

    • @reyvilla8501
      @reyvilla8501 5 лет назад +5

      NERDS!!!..... Now..where did i leave my GOT/Marvel/Eons fanfic?😁

  • @Indoraptoad
    @Indoraptoad 5 лет назад +314

    Me: ima do homework
    Them:Uploads video
    Me:I LEARN MORE WITH THIS VIDEO THAN IN HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!

    • @nolanwestrich2602
      @nolanwestrich2602 5 лет назад +9

      I've learned more from PBS Eons than 2 years of school.

    • @Tanygopteryx251
      @Tanygopteryx251 5 лет назад +1

      The usual point of homework is studying anyway

    • @williandalsoto806
      @williandalsoto806 5 лет назад +1

      Make homework about this video!

    • @DevinMcSalty
      @DevinMcSalty 5 лет назад +3

      Norman Atherton I’ve learned more from pbs than school in totality...
      As a wildlife biologist I can assure you that school(in the US) is a giant waste of time in this new age of technology
      Between google, youtube, tv, movies and social media you can learn more than all of the professors at your school combined. It all comes down to how much you want to learn

  • @martismartiis813
    @martismartiis813 5 лет назад +73

    "dog sized horses" I WANT ONE

    • @TheOneWhoAsked4373
      @TheOneWhoAsked4373 5 лет назад +7

      I want a loyal horse sized dog....

    • @THEE.apples
      @THEE.apples 5 лет назад +3

      They already exist. Ponies

    • @laurelcook9078
      @laurelcook9078 5 лет назад +2

      martis martiis I’ve always wanted a guinea pig sized horse

    • @Mjao519
      @Mjao519 3 месяца назад

      Falabella?

  • @lydiahall7346
    @lydiahall7346 4 года назад +1

    I work at the museum that has the Deinosuchus at 1:41. I was WAY too excited when I recognized it!

  • @MichaelSHartman
    @MichaelSHartman 5 лет назад +3

    Thanks for the interesting video. When I saw those rear legs under its body, I thought that baby can run, and how it could catch me. Belly scrubbing crocodiles, and ilk that stay in the water constantly make me wonder why they didn't evolve flippers like liopleurodon.

  • @bocejo
    @bocejo 5 лет назад +15

    Thanks for using the metric system! I can finally imagine how big animals are without having to solve a freaking equation.

    • @kenneth9874
      @kenneth9874 2 года назад

      Surely it can't be that difficult for you, smh

  • @Phlebas
    @Phlebas 5 лет назад +6

    A crocodilian that could run on its hind legs is a terrifying thought.
    5:57
    Okay, it's a slightly funny thought but still terrifying.

  • @kanserthecrab899
    @kanserthecrab899 5 лет назад +90

    *goes to the farm to hear galloping but can’t find any horses*
    Me: *AHHHHHH*

  • @JohnSmith-op3qj
    @JohnSmith-op3qj 5 лет назад

    How are you going to convince me that this is scary when the thumbnail is the happiest crocodile I've seen in my life? Look at it! Look at its cute smile!

  • @601salsa
    @601salsa 4 года назад +2

    Nice, bite size documentaries, packed with info. Really enjoy these vids

  • @conormcmullen6437
    @conormcmullen6437 5 лет назад +12

    "Which is not how I want to go" Ah the real reason I come to this channel, the humor.

  • @cadenrolland5250
    @cadenrolland5250 5 лет назад +26

    I believe I made the suggestion for this video a year ago. Thank you for following my suggestion (or somebody else's) on this awesome subject!
    Even thoughit's been a while, it made me smile; to see your video on the crocodile.

  • @somuchsoul3041
    @somuchsoul3041 5 лет назад +30

    weird animal combination *exists*
    PBS Eons: I'm about to give this man a whole career

  • @DrevorReal
    @DrevorReal 3 года назад

    He can't get over how cute that croc is. I want one.

  • @hamstermc7807
    @hamstermc7807 5 лет назад +1

    All I could think of while watching this was a video from my favorite suggestion-based drawing channel where the very first drawing was a crocodile horse. It was surprisingly close in concept...
    For anyone interested, the video is called "The Ultimate Animal Hybrid (ft. Katie Marovitch)"

  • @Amarganeitor
    @Amarganeitor 5 лет назад +244

    *_[SCP-682 HAS JOINED THE SERVER]_*

  • @darhaha3391
    @darhaha3391 5 лет назад +40

    "Which is not how I wanna go!"

    • @lavonakirtley9280
      @lavonakirtley9280 5 лет назад +1

      Darian Dalili “that’s not really any better!”

  • @i_r_d_f_c716
    @i_r_d_f_c716 5 лет назад +234

    Why the hell is everyone so funny here like I was expecting a ton of nerds like “ThAt iS hIgHlY iNcOrReCt aNd aCtUaLllLly”

    • @NaNa-wy2tk
      @NaNa-wy2tk 5 лет назад +10

      annoyings nerds aren't interested in animals. why would they be here ?

    • @joshuahales7551
      @joshuahales7551 5 лет назад +34

      @Michael Francis Go to a religious comment thread. Way worse

    • @i_r_d_f_c716
      @i_r_d_f_c716 5 лет назад

      Na Na and why wouldn’t they?

    • @wienzard93
      @wienzard93 5 лет назад +17

      @@i_r_d_f_c716 in my experience swimming between educational channel like this one, from scishow (and its sister channels), even musical themed channel; people who watched this kind of channel usually genuinely curious or just stumbled upon them. the comments tend to be humorous (in various type of jokes).
      since they know what they're watching and will definitely finish watching it, they want to react. the one who debate things usually those who are in the field of said subjects. even this type of comments are kinda rare (cuz, you know actual scientists and actual people who get a degree on it would be too busy for youtube).

    • @Mistacel
      @Mistacel 5 лет назад +3

      I_r_d_f_c you’re a moron

  • @spookyplaguedoctor5714
    @spookyplaguedoctor5714 5 лет назад +12

    The croc that *WHAT*

  • @Doodeled
    @Doodeled 3 года назад +1

    If this ever replaces every crocodile, I'm moving to mars

  • @eeeisme7946
    @eeeisme7946 5 лет назад +29

    Manx cats back legs are longer and it helps them to run faster, and helps in pushing them not only forward but higher, if need be, at their prey. I think that's probably what the boverisuchus used it's longer back legs for, especially if it was laying in wait in some tall grass or running down a taller beast.
    This is just my guess/opinion, take it or leave it, it's all good👍

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx 5 лет назад +8

      EeeisMe imagining a crocodile that waits for an ambush in high grass instead of water is just amazing to me

    • @eeeisme7946
      @eeeisme7946 5 лет назад +5

      @@xxXthekevXxx it's amazing unless you're the one getting ambushed!! Lol.... personally I'd think it'd be much cooler if you were able to ride one. Imagine if horses died out & man ended up riding a boverisuchus togo hunting for dinner, lol...

    • @Cypresssina
      @Cypresssina 5 лет назад +5

      I had an Egyptian Mau. She had long back legs as well. She could jump like no one's business. I hope these guys weren't jumpy.

    • @Eli-akad
      @Eli-akad 5 лет назад +2

      EeeisMe I was thinking that too. It would make sense for these things to be ambush predators like modern crocs. So they wound need that lil extra push for a sprint or short leap

  • @ironsnowflake1076
    @ironsnowflake1076 5 лет назад +50

    As someone who really fears alligators & crocodiles...this was some high-octane *nightmare fuel*
    🐊😨

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 5 лет назад +3

      think about how great it would be roasted on somepalm trees on a beach with hundreds of people, wearing kevlar mideval style armor and spearguns,
      and fresh coconuts for everyone, and theroasting meat and herbs floating theough the air

    • @ironsnowflake1076
      @ironsnowflake1076 5 лет назад +2

      @@VincentGonzalezVeg I've actually eaten Alligator tail, it was pretty tasty :P

    • @Deform-2024
      @Deform-2024 5 лет назад +4

      If You thought that is scary, then you should check out Razanandrongobe, it was a terrestrial Crocodilian that was over 20 feet long and weighed nearly 3 tons!

    • @Tanygopteryx251
      @Tanygopteryx251 5 лет назад +3

      Everyone is going to see something in nature as nightmare fuel, because of its variety

  • @xenoidaltu601
    @xenoidaltu601 5 лет назад +7

    The Rauisuchidae family wanted a comeback. Convergent evolution is so cool!

  • @Lishadra
    @Lishadra 3 года назад

    The more I learn about crocodile cousins the more I love them. Dog crocs, horse crocs, BIG crocs, they’re all great

  • @naomieherpin-saunier399
    @naomieherpin-saunier399 4 года назад +1

    Please make more shirts, all sizes below XXL have been sold out for months ! I LOVE this channel and I want to show it to the world !

  • @scouse1m747
    @scouse1m747 5 лет назад +36

    Would love to see the caveman version of Steve Irwin tackle one of these

    • @kaybevang536
      @kaybevang536 4 года назад +3

      Scouse 1 M finds a fossil of a man riding a crocodile there last moments together

  • @ajhigginscomposer
    @ajhigginscomposer 5 лет назад +34

    Do one on Hippos.

  • @AquilaLupus9
    @AquilaLupus9 5 лет назад +10

    Placentas! Blake stated he would some day talk about the evolution on placentas. I'm still waiting on that video. I will blitz spam every Eons upload until I get my placenta video.

  • @richardallen6066
    @richardallen6066 3 года назад +1

    It probably ambush hunted and used its hind legs to lunge for a killing blow. Like a 'pounce' charge

  • @ajla_k3640
    @ajla_k3640 4 года назад +6

    Why doesn’t school teach about this kind of stuff, it’s interesting and we can learn a lot lol

  • @ladarrellmurchison6574
    @ladarrellmurchison6574 5 лет назад +30

    the croc that ran on hooves as I run away screaming "NNNNOO

  • @Sp1derMashyMash
    @Sp1derMashyMash 5 лет назад +11

    Such a strange animal! Thank you for bringing my attention to this croc!

  • @rRagnaBR
    @rRagnaBR 5 лет назад +19

    ...but how would he fare against the Gorgonopsid?

    • @themockingdragon135
      @themockingdragon135 4 года назад +8

      Depends on size and speed. Gorgonopsids were the apex predators of their environment and had huge canine teeth. I reckon a Gorgonopsid would win in a straight fight, but couldn't necessarily keep up.

  • @cheeseburgerrunner5217
    @cheeseburgerrunner5217 2 года назад

    I like the way you said “not how I want to go”. Your mannerisms there made me laugh 😆

  • @Rubytuesday1569
    @Rubytuesday1569 4 года назад +1

    Brilliantly presented.