Worst Game On Steam? - Ma3

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  • Опубликовано: 15 июн 2023
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    The latest game on Worst Game On Steam is a GTA clone called Ma3. As far as GTA clones go, this one is up there with Streatham Hill Stories. Ma3 is a new game so of course there are going to be some issues here and there but it's beyond repair. To be fair, Ma3 is hilarious for all the wrong reasons but is it the Worst Game On Steam? No, there are, believe it or not, far worse games.
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    I'm WickedWiz from the What Went Wrong series coming at you with some of the most cursed indie games on Steam. This new series is for games that are so bad, that they're actually good. Worst Game On Steam, is a question that hopefully turns out to be false each time. These are games that won't fit the longer form What Went Wrong videos.
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  • @olenhol2przez4
    @olenhol2przez4 11 месяцев назад +3513

    This game looks like what happens if you somehow install only gta mods without the actual game and make it work

    • @lordkiza8838
      @lordkiza8838 11 месяцев назад +60

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      That's hilarious

    • @halfwen4575
      @halfwen4575 11 месяцев назад +37

      I hit my head nodding at this comment & giggling, your fault
      :x

    • @Alexalicious
      @Alexalicious 11 месяцев назад +7

      "Work" XD

    • @janemba42
      @janemba42 11 месяцев назад +6

      The bad engrish towards the end of the comment is fitting

    • @henotic.essence
      @henotic.essence 11 месяцев назад

      🤣💯

  • @mikeyzero2439
    @mikeyzero2439 11 месяцев назад +2296

    A pre-game apology is always a good sign, I'm sure.

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 11 месяцев назад +225

      Im sorry you spent real money on this, but did you know i love my wife and kid?

    • @kuya_akie
      @kuya_akie 11 месяцев назад +115

      @@notatrollll and my god

    • @netofsa4517
      @netofsa4517 11 месяцев назад +16

      @@notatrollll

    • @CaidicusProductions
      @CaidicusProductions 11 месяцев назад +44

      @@notatrollll Don't worry, the money will go towards their next game.
      I'm sure it'll be a gem...

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 11 месяцев назад +28

      The equivalent for my early RPG Maker experiments. Nothing I would put on steam for money, but as a first experiment at game design it's alright. Basically a hobby project. And nobody's first project turns out well.

  • @okmate
    @okmate 11 месяцев назад +731

    The dev really was like
    "The countryside has animals, right?"

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 6 месяцев назад +28

      "Yeah it has loads of animals."
      "Awesome. [Dumps the 101 Animal asset pack into the game]"

    • @thewolfstu
      @thewolfstu Месяц назад

      choom is a fan of Noah's Ark. Lmao

  • @TheReZisTLust
    @TheReZisTLust 11 месяцев назад +1095

    Interactive Title screen? Not even AAA games do that. 10/10

    • @SerJateReino
      @SerJateReino 11 месяцев назад +44

      Best titlescreen since Maroi 46 10/10 IGN

    • @leandromafe
      @leandromafe 11 месяцев назад +10

      There's a Zelda Twilight Princess exploit that lets you control the title screen. Speedrunners use it.

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 9 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@leandromafeexploit 🤨 doesn't seem like a design feature to me

  • @captaincasual7239
    @captaincasual7239 11 месяцев назад +206

    "You_did" is now my favourite mission complete message.

    • @sebastiann.8088
      @sebastiann.8088 2 месяца назад +13

      almost as good as "you're winner"

  • @kalobhunt9001
    @kalobhunt9001 11 месяцев назад +545

    This guy bought a animal pack from the asset store and he said we gonna use em all. Lol

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 11 месяцев назад +37

      He bought everything from the asset store and went fkin crazy with it

    • @FlyboyHelosim
      @FlyboyHelosim 11 месяцев назад +28

      Actual conversation within the dev team:
      "What animals should we use?"
      "Yes."

    • @voidling2632
      @voidling2632 11 месяцев назад +24

      @@FlyboyHelosim what team?

    • @FlyboyHelosim
      @FlyboyHelosim 11 месяцев назад +21

      @@voidling2632 Is it only one guy? Then the team of voices inside his head. 😂

    • @sdwxrld6024
      @sdwxrld6024 8 месяцев назад +12

      @@FlyboyHelosim Him, His, He and Himself

  • @blazernitrox6329
    @blazernitrox6329 11 месяцев назад +473

    "Made with Unity" Oh, that doesn't bode well. Sure, there are great Unity games out there, but that splash screen is never a good sign
    "My thanks to: ChatGPT" Oh, that _really_ doesn't bode well.

    • @jungtothehuimang
      @jungtothehuimang 11 месяцев назад +95

      Every new sentence was another red flag

    • @potaufeu2893
      @potaufeu2893 11 месяцев назад +104

      My thanks to:
      - ROCKSTAR who inspired me
      - My neighbor's dog
      - This random pedestrian who thank me this morning
      - My shower
      - Brutus Caesar betrayal
      - Tandoori sauce

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 11 месяцев назад +19

      Someone should make a Tier of Stomach-Sinking Gaming Phrases.

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@potaufeu2893 Thanks I JUST STOPPED laughing from the video & my neighbours were already making concerned sounds from upstairs, & now your random-thanks-list has me Alone-Laffing again, which is so unfamiliar to my neighbours it's freaking them out lol.

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 11 месяцев назад +19

      @@jungtothehuimang I mean after the conversations about marriage = playing the same game forever, I think he was right to at least thank his wife.

  • @MissBeeBonnet
    @MissBeeBonnet 11 месяцев назад +205

    I love that it gives you guns before it gives you pants

    • @childofcascadia
      @childofcascadia 11 месяцев назад +27

      'Murica!

    • @childofcascadia
      @childofcascadia 10 месяцев назад

      @EffinAroundAndFindingOut
      Well, that went right tf over your head, obviously...

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 7 месяцев назад

      You pick up to guns, so that you can triple wield.

  • @Pipkiablo
    @Pipkiablo 11 месяцев назад +354

    "No one will ever recognize me!" -Half naked protagonist with a sword in a face-revealing hood with a very large and distinct tattoo
    If I find out this game takes place in Florida, I'm going to die on the spot.

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder 11 месяцев назад +12

      it probably does

    • @Casey5291
      @Casey5291 11 месяцев назад +28

      A lot of rhinos and camels in Florida.

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 11 месяцев назад

      @@Casey5291 In the news: Florida Man arrested after trying to smuggle endangered animals into the US in his pants, some of them escaped during the car chase. More at eleven.

    • @syafiqjabar
      @syafiqjabar 11 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@Casey5291I mean Tiger King was set in Florida

  • @Clawthorne
    @Clawthorne 11 месяцев назад +921

    My favorite part is the save system @ 27:50. That whole ass save menu page is literally just a message from the asset maker to the purchaser telling them "This is just an example, you need to make your own save system or buy an asset". This guy just bought a whole ass menu system and didn't look at the save screen even once, lol.

    • @capthavic
      @capthavic 11 месяцев назад +60

      Or just didn't care.

    • @RusticRonnie
      @RusticRonnie 11 месяцев назад +84

      Honestly reading it, it sounds like they bought an asset pack.
      The asset maker decided to split up the pack to make more money, the dev probably didn’t notice before buying and couldn’t buy a new one. and just decided to use the one he had.
      You see it alot in the unity asset store, always read what the asset does and be willing to refund the asset if its not what it’s supposed to be

    • @YourContractHasExpired
      @YourContractHasExpired 11 месяцев назад +92

      @@RusticRonnie So, what happened is a scammer got scammed by another scammer while buying assets for his scam?

    • @detecta
      @detecta 11 месяцев назад +29

      @@RusticRonnie the entire game is probably an asset flip

    • @lafevre1636
      @lafevre1636 11 месяцев назад +44

      I think this dude used chatgpt to do all the programming and that was the template it laid out for him 😅

  • @MysticCouchPotato
    @MysticCouchPotato 11 месяцев назад +386

    “If you stay here, I will kill you”
    “Let’s meet tomorrow. Bye”
    “Ok see you tomorrow. bye”
    Most accurate dating conversation in the history of gaming

  • @ceering99
    @ceering99 11 месяцев назад +240

    The doors were big to accomodate the elephants and rhinos, obviously

    • @CosplayZine
      @CosplayZine 10 месяцев назад +3

      😅😂😂😂

  • @VillaFanDan92
    @VillaFanDan92 11 месяцев назад +931

    I am sympathetic to people learning to make a game and putting something on Steam to get feedback - put charging £17 for it is really something else. There are indie games that you coule put 100 hours into for that much.

    • @Avendesora
      @Avendesora 11 месяцев назад +89

      Hollow Knight is cheaper than this lol

    • @s7robin105
      @s7robin105 11 месяцев назад +138

      The person who made this clearly did not care. They didn't even write the story they used ChatGPT for it.

    • @hertzwave8001
      @hertzwave8001 11 месяцев назад +44

      you could buy garry's mod, or you could buy this, tough decisions

    • @RPGMaker2003
      @RPGMaker2003 11 месяцев назад +21

      La-Mulana is $14.99 and is one of the best games I've ever played

    • @JayRHood
      @JayRHood 11 месяцев назад +42

      Right? Stardew Valley is £11. The funny thing is that i'm pretty sure the "dev" didn't make enough from the game to cover the Steam fee. There's like, only one review (If you don't count his own lol)

  • @LadyMapi
    @LadyMapi 11 месяцев назад +659

    The best part about this is the death screen. I have no idea what GOING TO SEE EMAN actually means, but it's the perfect way to cap off this absolute nonsense.

    • @BloodWired
      @BloodWired 11 месяцев назад +84

      I wonder if Eman was the girlfriend’s name? That font was just peaking, regardless

    • @Gatorade69
      @Gatorade69 11 месяцев назад +145

      From what I could find.
      Eman is a gender-neutral name of Arabic origin. It is a variation of Iman, which means "belief" or "faith."
      So that seems to fit, I guess.
      Or maybe that's the name of the Egirl you save who says she's a doctor ? An Egirl named Eman.

    • @lucidnonsense942
      @lucidnonsense942 11 месяцев назад +200

      It's a really bad translation, the English equivalent would be: "gone to meet your maker."

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 11 месяцев назад +78

      I assumed it meant like "going to meet [whatever God the creator believes in]"

    • @childofcascadia
      @childofcascadia 11 месяцев назад +14

      @lucidnonsense942
      Now im really curious. What language is the original one?

  • @shoganza8616
    @shoganza8616 11 месяцев назад +420

    The conversation in the car had me rolling.
    "Go to parkwhatisyourname?"
    "My name is Mahi."
    "How long you work for him?"
    "15 years I work for him. He is very gentle man. I love to work for him."
    "Do you have any girl friend?"
    "Yes I have her name is Aya, she live in the next city, after I drop you I go meet her"

    • @High_Bread
      @High_Bread 11 месяцев назад +55

      And then proceeds to break up with her…..i think

    • @sinine1100
      @sinine1100 11 месяцев назад +82

      Tries to. The GF doesn't agree. OK, he will meet her tomorrow.

    • @Journey_Awaits
      @Journey_Awaits 11 месяцев назад +26

      What a story mark

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 11 месяцев назад +20

      How humans speak, yes

    • @Sniperbear13
      @Sniperbear13 11 месяцев назад +25

      @@snakewithapen5489 Speak, Humans Yes How

  • @DarkGodSeti
    @DarkGodSeti 11 месяцев назад +184

    You_did! 👍 "In my body which parts makes something to you?" Definitely going to use that line in real life!

    • @zh84
      @zh84 11 месяцев назад +17

      Presumably that line was written by ChatGPT.

    • @DarkGodSeti
      @DarkGodSeti 11 месяцев назад +22

      @@zh84 Doesn't change the fact it is a genius pick up line! Already used it on my gf haha "What?" 🤣

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined 11 месяцев назад +12

      The uncomfortable friend part makes me feel like it's more likely a google translated line. It's just got that vibe to it.

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined 11 месяцев назад +18

      Okay actually never mind, I hadn't gotten to the second girlfriend dialogue. This was 100% GPT. There's no logical through line or intent.

    • @CIA871
      @CIA871 11 месяцев назад +13

      @@zh84 I'm pretty sure ChatGPT is pretty logical. It's a very advanced AI, I really think the creators first language just isn't english.

  • @watam8
    @watam8 11 месяцев назад +165

    Something funny, on the Steam page in the description, there is a review made by the developer. It reads, “"It's worth the money and time; I love this game, MA3. It's similar to GTA 3, but it also features animals in the forest. NPCs and police can swim, and there are additional features within the game. However, there are limitations on the vehicles you can use. I really enjoy it."”
    It states driving a taxi as a side job as a key feature, along with being able to hunt animals.

    • @DMG.
      @DMG. 11 месяцев назад +58

      And the only review of the game states that:
      “Money can’t buy happines, but it can buy you this which is the precise opposite”
      and:
      “It’s a better investment to let your pet eat a bankroll of 50s and scrounge together the bits from their feces than to pay for this game”
      And the developer had the guts to answer lol

    • @noodlelynoodle.
      @noodlelynoodle. 9 месяцев назад +9

      I could see if he's like 12 and has never made a game before that he's so blinded by absolute garbage Roblox games that he actually thinks this is halfway decent? Cause I know at least when I used to play like a decade ago only the absolute best few games were better than this and there are exponentially more people on there now from the couple times I've logged in since that the levels of absolute trash games must be through the roof by now. Like don't get me wrong there's a few hidden gems that really showed off a young developers talent but most of the games on there are hot garbage that make these steam games look good lol

  • @medea27
    @medea27 11 месяцев назад +372

    We absolutely need some 'YOU_DID' Wicked Wiz merch... the underscore meta is too golden an opportunity to pass up! 👍

  • @HekateMGO
    @HekateMGO 11 месяцев назад +69

    When I die I want my tombstone to say “Going~To~Meet~Eman”

  • @petermuller608
    @petermuller608 11 месяцев назад +312

    The game doesn't even look half bad for a hobby one off. But wanting money for it instead of being thankful that somebody would endure it is actually bold

    • @biigsmokee
      @biigsmokee 9 месяцев назад +12

      It's not a hobby one-off, it's a grift.

  • @LeakyFaucetGaming
    @LeakyFaucetGaming 11 месяцев назад +112

    The lizard is called a Komodo Dragon, and no it’s not supposed to be in the city or anywhere near it.

    • @lightningrose3654
      @lightningrose3654 11 месяцев назад +16

      Its just living out its godzilla fantasy

    • @youcanttouhme8955
      @youcanttouhme8955 11 месяцев назад +4

      İts obviously a easter egg reffering to lizard people in high society in tbe city

    • @LeakyFaucetGaming
      @LeakyFaucetGaming 11 месяцев назад

      @@youcanttouhme8955 You’re thinking of the GOVERNMENT. It’s literally ALL lizard people.

    • @tarantulamadness6191
      @tarantulamadness6191 11 месяцев назад +1

      I just watched a video of a komodo swallowing a little goat alive and you can still hear the goat in its stomach screaming after it's been fully engulfed.

    • @noodlelynoodle.
      @noodlelynoodle. 9 месяцев назад

      @@tarantulamadness6191 they're crazy but I want to cuddle them so bad, they just look like they'd give such great hugs just like how bears do
      Edit: omfggggg I just looked up komodo dragon hug and they hug each other and it's so adorable, like I know it's actually more like wrestling but it's still adorable cause they totally look like they're hugging

  • @CRUMVIII
    @CRUMVIII 11 месяцев назад +102

    This game is basically using the Invector asset pack from Unity which is essentially an entire 3rd person system so all the mechanics you're using was all pre made and probably not really edited much which is why it's so janky and the save system is not all that great. A proper checkpoint/save system is actually not as simple as one would assume so it's likely this dev just didn't really know how to do it correctly.

    • @raphaelcalado4335
      @raphaelcalado4335 11 месяцев назад +33

      "The dev" you sir are a kind person.

    • @jussivalter
      @jussivalter 11 месяцев назад +16

      This whole game is just made with random pre made assets and someone elses codes and work ducktaped together. I wont be surprised if those assets are pirated and not even paid. There is nothing own: not a single code line, not own art, not sound, not even dialogue and voice acting. Nothing! And nothing works properly. So funny.

    • @CosplayZine
      @CosplayZine 10 месяцев назад +1

      This and that fact that there are colliders the game object that is a parent to the camera to cause more havoc.

  • @vaane19993
    @vaane19993 11 месяцев назад +194

    I've been waiting YEARS for a new worst game on steam. 1 hour before I plan on going for a run I get a 50 minute video. I love you wizzy

    • @chrisakaschulbus4903
      @chrisakaschulbus4903 5 месяцев назад +3

      It is widely believed that this person never ran again...

  • @unduloid
    @unduloid 11 месяцев назад +63

    You're not getting it. This is not a mere game. This is a surreal masterpiece that serves as a meta-commentary on our reality as consumers in a world where nothing is as it seems. A world in which you're tiny compared to your house, and where you're huge compared to your cars, and in which cities appear and disappear on a whim, showing the illusiveness of existence.
    It also has a moving love triangle between you, a robot woman and ... uh .. another robot woman. I think.
    Also, pigeons. Flying in your garage. And rhinos. And .. uh ... elephants.... A camel...
    I'm sorry, but I have to lie down for a minute. I ... I'll be right back.

  • @LedZaid
    @LedZaid 11 месяцев назад +79

    what is happening at @33:40 is called "occlusion culling" is used to avoid loading objects hidden behind other objects. but the issue there is that the wall is "see through", so you can see how those assets are rendered/unrendered haha

  • @tiacat11
    @tiacat11 11 месяцев назад +384

    You know, there's been some discussions recently about whether AI is in danger of replacing human talent for writing, art, etc.
    Having seen this, I think we're safe for now.

    • @darianstarfrog
      @darianstarfrog 11 месяцев назад +8

      Indeed 😂

    • @neonte13
      @neonte13 11 месяцев назад +25

      @@darianstarfrog There was a point I genuinely wondered if AI made the game as well. The writing is classic for bad AI we have now, but the game is so inexplicable too. Maybe the whole game is the dream of a bad AI with ramshackle input.

    • @BumboLooks
      @BumboLooks 11 месяцев назад

      @@neonte13 It was a game made as quickly as possible for extracting money off of young autistic children on steam.
      There is absolutely nothing inexplicable about it. And no, it obviously wasn't made by AI.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 11 месяцев назад +1

      I think not. Bicycles might not replace our fancy horses, but cars absolutely can.

    • @catalin2766
      @catalin2766 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@neonte13 Pretty sure everything is made with AI, from the dialogue to the coding. It has such specific problems, it's almost masterfully broken in it's code.

  • @bniy
    @bniy 11 месяцев назад +38

    Lmao, I can't 23:28
    "Why do you fear your boss?"
    "One time one girl escape from here
    the boss heard about that
    after he kidnapped that girl again
    and he bring the girl here after he kidnap all the guards family who was a guard at that time the girl escaped
    he cut both hands and both legs to that guard family in front of the guards and that girl
    after that
    he killed all guards
    after he tied the girl to a rope and throw it in the water
    now tell me why i am scared of the boss"
    "Okay boss"
    Who wrote this shit 🤣

    • @utilizator1701
      @utilizator1701 10 месяцев назад +5

      The boss, but I do not which one.

    • @Bendetoma
      @Bendetoma 5 месяцев назад +5

      ChatGPT I assume since he credited it lol

  • @skeletorment
    @skeletorment 11 месяцев назад +81

    I love the micro-hints of competence this game has.

  • @syvulpie
    @syvulpie 11 месяцев назад +21

    Dev be like: "I bought the whole keyboard, I'm going to use the whole keyboard"

  • @gabby_5820
    @gabby_5820 11 месяцев назад +29

    The part where the blue lady suplexes the car and just casually walks away will never not be my favorite

  • @phrixos2826
    @phrixos2826 11 месяцев назад +45

    This is the REVIEW Matheesan put up on it!
    “"It's worth the money and time; I love this game, MA3. It's similar to GTA 3, but it also features animals in the forest. NPCs and police can swim, and there are additional features within the game. However, there are limitations on the vehicles you can use. I really enjoy it."”
    4.5/5 - Matheesan

  • @heidispriggs2787
    @heidispriggs2787 11 месяцев назад +56

    I can't believe this guy charges £16 for this.

  • @Silverlance24
    @Silverlance24 11 месяцев назад +47

    Just wow that story line with his "girlfriend" that gripped me. My god, I'm not surprised you had to play this more. All in all i rate this video a Zee-bra out of 10

  • @mikewade777
    @mikewade777 11 месяцев назад +22

    I spoke to my gf about multiplayer, she said, ''no way I'm co-op only''. She found out i'd been mmo.
    I'm now single!😒

  • @midnightfenrir
    @midnightfenrir 11 месяцев назад +55

    Watching chat bots talk to each other is surreal. Like if two aliens were trying to disguise themselves as normal in front of you, but neither understands English.
    Then they talk to each other and apply the what they get from the other alien into it's data set.

    • @AdminAbuse
      @AdminAbuse 10 месяцев назад +2

      Jerma

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 7 месяцев назад +2

      I too love doing human things. Like breathing or sleeping. Because I am a human.

  • @snood4743
    @snood4743 11 месяцев назад +10

    Item-only save system, forgetting to toggle off physics for the camera object, grenades leaving a particle trail of missing asset purple.
    Unironically still better than my first attempt at a 3D game.

  • @spiderzvow1
    @spiderzvow1 11 месяцев назад +170

    If this game was intentional, the creator is a genius

    • @jungtothehuimang
      @jungtothehuimang 11 месяцев назад +75

      I do not believe it was intentional my friend I think he cobbled this together with duct tape and AI

    • @facetubetwit1444
      @facetubetwit1444 11 месяцев назад +34

      the camera has a box collider on it.

    • @RusticRonnie
      @RusticRonnie 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@facetubetwit1444what is he supposed to use some kind of sphere the collides like a ball a ball collider

    • @nongrates
      @nongrates 11 месяцев назад +23

      ​@Hydin the camera shouldn't have a collider... cause it's not supposed to collide with things

    • @facetubetwit1444
      @facetubetwit1444 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@RusticRonnie yeah i know but they have one on it.

  • @ZackBurnsOG
    @ZackBurnsOG 11 месяцев назад +13

    "this game has all game features so you can play differently everyday. you will never get bored." Riveting. Dialogue. Wow. The inference is so well put there I almost didn't catch it the first time.

  • @vonrelevanz1963
    @vonrelevanz1963 11 месяцев назад +53

    If having played this game for us somehow earns you 16 quid, it paid off. Mr. Wiz, I haven't laughed so hard all week.

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 11 месяцев назад +3

      Same. Laughed so hard so outta-the-blue I scared my cat & after it was over, I'm just scrolling the comments in silence, noticing it's the kind of quiet in my place that makes me think the neighbours turned everything down to try to hear wtf is going on here downstairs.

  • @SergeiMosin
    @SergeiMosin 11 месяцев назад +15

    So THAT'S what it looks like when you drive an AI mad by making it play Ride to Hell Retribution thousands of times over, and then allow it to program a game based on how the experience made it feel.

  • @LunarSoul255
    @LunarSoul255 10 месяцев назад +16

    The camera having collision is especially impressive to me, because that's something you have to explicitly do in Unity. That's not a bug.... it's a feature.

  • @SorasShadow1
    @SorasShadow1 11 месяцев назад +45

    the ai chat bot they used for the dialog and voice lines is admittedly pretty funny

  • @bobapeaches
    @bobapeaches 11 месяцев назад +35

    everytime you post a new worst game on steam video i get a little tingly feeling in my stomach. these are literally so entertaining and they're always worth it no matter how long.

  • @EXiLExJD
    @EXiLExJD 11 месяцев назад +11

    The controls just being on a screenshot of a spreadsheet is *Chefs Kiss*

  • @Kernwadi
    @Kernwadi 11 месяцев назад +22

    “Water is like liquid elevator music.”
    -Bilbo Baggins

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi 11 месяцев назад +3

      Yes.

  • @SecretRole
    @SecretRole 11 месяцев назад +125

    Nice of Wiz to keep the AI generated games in business.

  • @yolsil775
    @yolsil775 11 месяцев назад +6

    I actually really like that car camera (the one in the beginning) it's pretty unique and the fact it goes out of the car when you look behind is so cool.

  • @TheGary108
    @TheGary108 11 месяцев назад +8

    “This could be easily exploited but I’m no Spiffin Brit”
    My brother, you are indeed a Man of Culture!

  • @jungtothehuimang
    @jungtothehuimang 11 месяцев назад +41

    This is a PSA in why Chatgpt and AI in general is not ever going to replace human writers of human creativity. This is abysmal my fucking god. The dialogue.

    • @richardkoeln
      @richardkoeln 11 месяцев назад +2

      You are delusional. There is nothing a human could add to make it more creative. Remember, "creative" doesn't mean "good".

    • @ShaCaro
      @ShaCaro 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@richardkoelnwe've reached a level of common stupidity in this world that makes me genuinely unable to tell whether your comment is sarcastic or not. I hope it is, otherwise I feel sorry for you.

    • @tim3172
      @tim3172 11 месяцев назад +13

      @@richardkoeln Derp.

    • @areyouwelldoyouhavebrainda2023
      @areyouwelldoyouhavebrainda2023 8 месяцев назад

      This dialogue definitely wasn't AI-Generated. Even cleverbot 10+ years ago was more advanced.

    • @jake4179
      @jake4179 8 месяцев назад

      Bit artist cope

  • @LavenderCorpses
    @LavenderCorpses 11 месяцев назад +7

    This game got me man, I just wanted a breather from laughing at teleporting cars and then it introduces tiny houses. I can't get a break

  • @michaelwilson8461
    @michaelwilson8461 11 месяцев назад +26

    I love these types of videos. They really are a lot of fun.
    While watching I try to view things from the "Devs' " point of view. What was he trying to accomplish , what were their thoughts with the results? Are they sincerely happy with what they have created? Or do they know its dogsh*t and figured screw it I'll just put it out anyway.
    To me that's about 20 percent of the fun , the other 80 is what happens, and your reaction to it lol.

    • @Ajarylee-qh9ln
      @Ajarylee-qh9ln 11 месяцев назад +12

      > what were their thoughts with the results
      "Another asset flip done, maybe some losers will buy it by mistake". Trash like this isn't made in good faith.

    • @michaelwilson8461
      @michaelwilson8461 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@Ajarylee-qh9ln I'd say that's absolutely the case with 98% of these "Devs". There are some however that truly believe they have put out a masterpiece. I'm just not sure how those ones can really look at their work and think "Yeah.... this is a great game"

  • @SerJateReino
    @SerJateReino 11 месяцев назад +13

    That ending was the cherry on top of the cake, imagine GTA being a bedtime story :D

  • @Guro-Blue-kun
    @Guro-Blue-kun 11 месяцев назад +27

    This was beautiful, thank you for your sacrifice 😭

  • @laboratoryink
    @laboratoryink 11 месяцев назад +8

    What's happening at 4:08 is the blood is being placed as a decal, which lets you adjust the width, length and height of where the decal is applied. Basically, the blood splotches are these big invisible cubes, allowing for it to splat onto something like a hill or a wall, avoiding it just being a flat box on the ground that would clip through stuff. You can see that by looking at how it goes up the porch without looking weird. The problem is the height is really high and is continuously projected blood in the area, so if you walk into it the blood is trying to naturally project onto your body like you were a hill. It's a cool but annoying thing with decals, so I've been trying to make mine really low to the ground to avoid this, but there are definitely better ways to do it so it won't magically appear on you if you walk into the volume...I'm just a noob so I have no idea how to do it XD

  • @grumpyoldwizard
    @grumpyoldwizard 11 месяцев назад +8

    The creature at the start is a goat. I always worry when I visit someone if they don't have a farm but do have a goat wandering around. I suggest leaving!

  • @Mosz
    @Mosz 11 месяцев назад +13

    just amazing, i don't know the last time a video was so unpredictable. It is evidentially a bunch of asset packs combined, but there are so many different elements- really it seems like this game has ALL the basic AAA elements, they're all poorly done, but they're there .. and interact hilariously. I'm just surprised it didn't crash/softlock/black screen 50 times.

  • @sentientglow
    @sentientglow 11 месяцев назад +4

    37:46 Since you asked: komodo dragon. (the lightning makes it a bit harder to see though its more clear when he drives infont of it)

  • @juances
    @juances 11 месяцев назад +9

    lol at the credits, seems like a honest dude at least, but maybe next time put the specific channels that helped you? not just "thanks to youtube"

  • @TrevorLentz
    @TrevorLentz 11 месяцев назад +14

    These cutscenes need to be compiled and published on youtube as the ultimate AI playlist.

  • @SheepUndefined
    @SheepUndefined 11 месяцев назад +6

    "Made in chatGPT"
    Yeah I can 100% believe that.

  • @wakomikro
    @wakomikro 11 месяцев назад +7

    That ladder scene had me in tears. 😅😅
    This game is a fever dream.

  • @Area_GnC
    @Area_GnC 11 месяцев назад +3

    4:11 I have an explanation. The dev is likely using a decal projector for the blood splatter. The projector's size is usually kept small and close to the ground, but maybe that one was bigger and that's why the decal texture was being projected on your character.

  • @matthewshuck5190
    @matthewshuck5190 11 месяцев назад +6

    continue in part 2...I approve of the optimism thinking someone would buy a sequel to this mess

  • @dio_Brando1888
    @dio_Brando1888 11 месяцев назад +41

    Holy fuck what happened? How did this game go so wrong but so right. I was laughing the whole way through this video. I really think whatever drug the Creator was on he needs to share and not hog them to himself. Because whoever made this game is on some new and creative drugs and I need some.

  • @goodboi6540
    @goodboi6540 11 месяцев назад +10

    The blood in this game is strangely detailed

    • @raypihst5491
      @raypihst5491 11 месяцев назад +7

      its an asset, i know this because ive got another game that uses the same exact blood

  • @bojerylofy9404
    @bojerylofy9404 11 месяцев назад +8

    This game would have been a masterpiece if it was free, like there are so much things impossibly messed up that it's fun bad

  • @patrickblakethesaint
    @patrickblakethesaint 11 месяцев назад +11

    Another fantastic video. Thank you for putting yourself through this so we can all enjoy!

  • @aperson9576
    @aperson9576 11 месяцев назад +4

    0:06 okay that is 100% stolen from another place with those broken UVs that was just slapped in. It looks a lot like a popular sims 4 hair too. And they're selling it? There has to be a way to report obviously stolen assets in games you pay for because I've seen tons of mods for 3d games get stolen for terrible asset flips,,mobile games and shovelware.
    edit: 14:49 I literally have that lipstick Custom Content in my sims 4 game. It's called "Anya Lipstick by Katverse" so they or someone they bought assets from really just raided a sims 4 mod website and stole people's stuff with no regard.

  • @asterixobelix20
    @asterixobelix20 11 месяцев назад +3

    I have a theory, that you're playing either a prequel or a sequel of Zootopia, would explain all the random animals all around and the smaller and larger than you houses.

  • @kneehisniper6209
    @kneehisniper6209 11 месяцев назад +6

    I'm actually in tears dude, this is the funniest video you've ever made

  • @weisguy1021
    @weisguy1021 2 месяца назад +2

    I almost cried laughing at the "stealth kill" animation. So stealth

  • @LyhFlare
    @LyhFlare 11 месяцев назад +6

    we are truly blessed to have another video from you! thank you for your lovely work :D

  • @raphaelcalado4335
    @raphaelcalado4335 11 месяцев назад +27

    This was hilarious. Amazing work playing these "games".
    Also the review on the game page is from the "developer" and is as follows:
    “Lot of features in this game. you can do lots in this game. This Is Making me to play Again and Again,”
    4.5/5 - Matheesan
    It is all fun and games till you realize it is as expensive as some real games.

    • @joellema9879
      @joellema9879 11 месяцев назад +11

      I also like how he was bold enough to put a review on his own game, but even he didn’t give it 5/5 lol

    • @childofcascadia
      @childofcascadia 11 месяцев назад +2

      @raphaelcalado4335
      Thats what blows my mind. For a couple bucks this would be good for a laugh. But then I think about really fun games Ive played for $3-$5 with all dev made assets, constant updates and an actual game. (If you like vampire survivors try boneraiser minions) and Im not sure this is worth even $2. £16 is criminal. Thats like nearly $20.

  • @Flaccidtetris
    @Flaccidtetris 11 месяцев назад +3

    I love that every car is a Dacia for some reason lmao

  • @BreadEx-
    @BreadEx- 11 месяцев назад +2

    I have watched all of the videos you’ve posted that are on these crappy games and I have to be honest, your content is just so enjoyable to watch. I am excited for you to upload and I have subscribed because you absolutely deserve way more subscribers with how many views you receive. Please keep it up!

  • @OnimeDoobs
    @OnimeDoobs 11 месяцев назад +1

    Seeing as how popular these janky steam games are on your channel, I'm expecting more and I'm excited, Subbed.

  • @guysavage3347
    @guysavage3347 11 месяцев назад +7

    Inspired by GTA. Developed like Skyrim. Motivated by ChatGPT. YOU_DID! 9/10 Marry this game!

  • @soycowdoy
    @soycowdoy 11 месяцев назад +5

    Please more of this content, it’s brilliant. Thank you.

  • @dhalav
    @dhalav 11 месяцев назад

    I've seen your vidéos popping up in my feed for some time and never clicked until this morning. I watched Spider Queen Cave and Silver Soul, probably one the best décisions I've made in the past six months.

  • @oddysee3030
    @oddysee3030 11 месяцев назад +2

    Every single little part of this game, with the exception of the controls screen and the dollar sign in the top right, was purchased from various asset stores and duct-taped together...what a disgrace

  • @Impossible_Fishy
    @Impossible_Fishy 10 месяцев назад +3

    “Stealth kill” pulls out a fucking sword

  • @WLacking
    @WLacking 11 месяцев назад +13

    Truly wicked.

  • @moreisallyouneed4175
    @moreisallyouneed4175 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is like reading a rough copy of any writing project - I think it's pretty neat to see the building blocks of game design - There are lessons to be learned here.

  • @cryingchihuahua487
    @cryingchihuahua487 11 месяцев назад

    This is by far my favorite video so far
    I already rewatched it 2 times
    3 after this one!

  • @s7robin105
    @s7robin105 11 месяцев назад +3

    This might be the most low effort of the games we’ve seen. Not only is it a lazy asset flip. The dev just admits to using ChatGPT to write for it. Amazing

  • @ksauce_lru
    @ksauce_lru 11 месяцев назад +5

    Laughing my butt off and smiling like an idiot this whole video. I love this series of yours and I have to say this is my favorite one so far

  • @EatsBread
    @EatsBread 11 месяцев назад

    Always looking forward to your videos! Hope being a full time youtuber is going well wiz!🎉

  • @wuiuoluminum2
    @wuiuoluminum2 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is my first time watching your content. You're a really cool person and you put A LOT of effort into your vids. I hope you get even more popular because you deserve it

  • @babegamecraze
    @babegamecraze 11 месяцев назад +3

    With your videos I feel like a kid waiting for Christmas

  • @UndeadMozelle
    @UndeadMozelle 11 месяцев назад +6

    Those crazy kids could have made it work if they'd opened up their relationship. A tragic love story. :'c

  • @J01st
    @J01st 11 месяцев назад

    Love your videos man, been waiting on this one.

  • @_Ciosu..
    @_Ciosu.. 11 месяцев назад +2

    When I saw that “ My thank to : ChatGPT ” .. I started laughing 😂 Bruhh . This gonna be wild

  • @korosheht5446
    @korosheht5446 11 месяцев назад +10

    I think he made the game himself and chat gpt wrote the story and dialogue

    • @richardkoeln
      @richardkoeln 11 месяцев назад +3

      That would make a lot of sense - they probably prompted ChatGPT to "write a love story for a violent video game" and it made a story with weird game metaphors for love and oddly violent threats.

    • @nurihan4764
      @nurihan4764 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@richardkoelnbefore that they somehow got gpt drunk

    • @CosplayZine
      @CosplayZine 10 месяцев назад +2

      Probably the opposite. A non English speaker poorly translated the game, bought or "borrowed" asset packs and asked chat GPT to write the codes and used them even if they were wrong or didn't work with the other things going on. 😂

  • @Alenthas
    @Alenthas 11 месяцев назад +18

    oh man i love the "drive the woman" mission that's such a staple of gta games and i love how this guy just aped that concept lmao. like it's all about male fantasy, giving you a pretty woman to drive around who'll flirt with you and in the mean time she'll ask your character questions which will serve as a character exposition

  • @deathblade111
    @deathblade111 11 месяцев назад +2

    There was an old flash game that had the same damage notifications as this game. It triggered so many memories.

  • @poisonempress
    @poisonempress 11 месяцев назад

    Nice! Always good to see your videos in my notifications!

  • @BlazeHeartPanther
    @BlazeHeartPanther 10 месяцев назад +3

    50:54
    So, according to this game's ending, this is all a bedtime story that a father is telling his little girl? FAWKING BRILLIANT XD

  • @isaachunt69420
    @isaachunt69420 11 месяцев назад +7

    This is definitely one of the games of all time.

  • @FrostRager
    @FrostRager 11 месяцев назад +1

    Your content is great. Never stop!

  • @branidev
    @branidev 11 месяцев назад +5

    I am always crying watching your videos it is just hilarious to watch LMAO