The Worst Thing to Say to Your Waxer - Megan Gailey
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- Опубликовано: 24 окт 2019
- Megan Gailey recalls embarrassing herself in front of her waxer and urges her audience to visit a weed dispensary. (Contains strong language.)
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Missed opportunity....” it’s a pop up book”
First thing I thought too.
it seemed obvious to everyone but her.
@@jaewok5G Seems obvious that she did the whole "pop up" motion with her hands when she was describing it, I think you're the one incapable of basic observation.
Yep u right
gawdDAMN
the CC artists/comedians are teaching me to love myself and be comfortable in my own skin. she makes a joke about her arms and then shows them directly by placing one arm on the hip. nice.
The last part about the yellow hummer was too real. The only time I ever saw my childhood friends dad was in his yellow hummer before he went to prison for beating her mom
I'm sorry I'm laughing.
don't even pack a bag..
wow okay this story went somewhere
What is beazilian
i was wondering who has a yellow hummer, like chris brown or sum other well known famous woman beater idk much about yellow hummers, what's the back story lol😅 and i know chris brown has apologized, learned, moved on and bettered himself, no offense to any chris brown fans ☺️
She has a silent movie star face.
you have the face of a woven basket
@@glowingowl221 , you have the face of an entitled depressed teen
Oh damn 😂😂😂
The voice of a silent film star too.
Stu Squantch I think that was the joke
That joke about loving cars 3 should've got a bigger applause!
I lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Would have gotten bigger laughs if it were more funny.
Applause is bullshit. This isn't an award acceptance speech.
Your comment would have gotten bigger laughs if it was funny .
@@glowingowl221 No one here is even trying to be funny, dummy. We're not comedians.
I do agree it was funny, but her delivery needs work.
she delivers it better and the audience laughs more in the clip of one of her other shows.
"well it's my dad's birthday"
🤪😲😲😳😳😳
First time seeing her, she did great!
I love her attitude and her 'no fucks to give' face is tremendous.
When she said "I got a Brazillian last week" my immediate thought was: "Holy moly, people from my country are being smuggled by Argentinians and sold to North Americans!"
Unfortunately that's where my mind went as well. Or at least I thought she was talking about a BF & anal for a min🤣
Damn I fell like theres a little bit of tension between you and Argentina for some reason?
Don't cry for me, Argentina
The dispensary cashier sounds funny and chill. I'd like to see her try standup.
Sounds like she's trying out bits on her day job clientele already! BOOP!
We call them Connecticunts 😂😂😂
"That laughter sounded hurtful." LOL!
I would love to see the stats on yellow Hummers. She could be onto something
Lmao Megan is great first time seeing her she’s funny af
She's only worth that first time, then It just gets more painful to feel.....watch
@@caroleburris9684 to yy6$(iiiiio
The absolute worst thing any waxer could hear is "My name is Jessica Yaniv."
🤣good one lmao
😂
Thumbs up for sending me to Google something!
The NFL and the landlord joke WERE HILARIOUS!
I too am suspicious of a man driving a hummer.
Yes, we have one in the neighborhood who goes into the grass to run over ducks and geese. But we stopped him.
@@Germatti13489 I audibly gasped at this. How awful of a human being can you be...I hope you stopped him in a fun and painful way.
She's good. She's got that 'talk to the manager' energy
Could tell she was a feminist by the thumbnail, clicked to confirm. The eyes gave it away.
@@piecekeeper5317 Whatever you can see in people's eyes alone is fascinating. Maybe the secret services should hire you with your unique skills!
Instantly loved her
She's funny af, 98% of her jokes are hitting, I'd pay money to go see her
yeah.... that is the premise of a comedy show.... glad you understand that.
She's hilarious! 😂🤣😂💯
I've never heard of her before, but, her delivery and material was great!!
She partially sounds like Liz Gillies
Facts. Fallon Carrington😂
Legit fire. Never heard of her before but hell yeah id go see her
I reckon that tipsy-girl style belies tight writing
She’s really good
This is so real. Reality humor. Observation humor. I so wish you all the best.
She pretty good
What a fantastic talent
the more Brazilians you do, the more you get used to it
kisses from São Paulo
I live in Portland OR, and she is dead on about the dispensary 👍
Yup same
Good material, excellent presentation. Pretty too!
My mom keeps trying to...🤣
She's absolutely vicious. Love it!😂🤣crowd was meh...but I loved her.
Sheesh She's adorable
Amazing and funny
Killin it
when she said "if its yellow..." i fbjhaelubjrfcb
So funny keep it up!
Shoutout to Indianapolis
Funny AND smart!
Megan Gailey is WONDERFUL!
Being from Portland Oregon, I can attest to that.
Didn't she use to be a figure skater?
Edit: I'm thinking of Ashley Wagner. Still, though.
She’s amazing, I personally like her jokes ♥️
Great set, definitely a comic I want to keep up with!!
Yo... This woman is hilarious. My new fave.
This jumpsuit and hair 😍 👌
Oh man she's fittingly funny! More please!
Naturally funny. Or maybe effortlessly funny. Doesn't matter I love it.
That NFL joke was great! And kinda sad...
she's adorable!!!
Grrl, I'm literally smoking a bowl right now
Great dispensary jokes.
Hahaha. She should have asked the questions in reverse order. If there are no dispensaries, then it's not legal there. 😁
SHE'S SO SO SO SO SO SO SO ADORABLE
She was expecting laughs or whoops from her stunning vodka soda opener. Upon receiving silence she audibled to just saying hi to whatever city she is in to the crowd. That always gets a response.
awesome !
She's from my state- Indiana. Naptown representing!!!!
Very funny
Woman walks on stage: "V-vagina." (crowd erupts in laughter)
She's brilliant. Completely cool, natural, confident...funny af. she should be more famous.
Not funny
Go watch some Ali Siddiq
That’s a real funny guy
Or Joey diaz
I love her
Very funny !!
"Brooklyn is mine now."
Brooklyn is mines now
@@elenapanova4809 It used to be sketchy, but now it's pretty chill.
@@CinemaDemocratica yeah, love that new Syrian downtown (and another Che fan, hieeeeeee;)))
this slapp, she's mad funny. #585
Cool chick!
The "ahaaa" at the end of every statement....
Saw you in that Almonds commercial , girl!
Minor pet peeve, when comedians end the punchline with "UMMMM" while waiting for the laughs.
Yes!!
Similar to when they finish it with "ok" lol it doesn't ruin the joke but it's definitely noticeable.
Literally every comedian does this, even all the talk show hosts
heres a fun game: take a shot every time she says"uuhhh"or "umm"
Cigarette lady who works in an illegal after hours joint during prohibition vibes...
This woman is HILARIOUS!! Every single joke landed! Also, from nose up and in profile she looks like Anne Hathaway. Can't wait to see more of her! 😍🤣👍
I want a nursery and a man cave, 2 separate rooms of course.
With that attitude , you’ll have neither . Good day !
@@glowingowl221 In all seriousness i don't want a man cave, just want a wife & a child.
@@ShadeDeath I wish you luck in getting a wife and child!
She is very good
CJ is killing it.
She's beautiful! And funny! Favourite
She came with the heat!
Smart
That ended abruptly. Where's the rest?
❤ that McDonald's commercial
If I was in an arranged marriage, and on my wedding day I lifted the veil and it was her, I would be super excited.
If Jade West was a comedian 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
My kinda woman ❤️😘😘
I like her .
She's good stuff I like her.
She's funny
Going to the movies with you,.......
sounds like fun ! : )
@waxpertlofts. Lol
Bravo Megan!
the worst thing your waxer can say to you- "don't come here with so much hair next time."
Weak start but the second half was really funny
That’s what women say after they let you have sex with them
@@glowingowl221 Practicing for open mic night? Liking your own comment with sock puppet accounts won't make you any funnier.
Being from Portland I actually believe what she said about dispensary lady. Lol
That Nfl joke was great!
Toxic cleaning supplies
Funny stuff stuff.... lol
Damn that might’ve been me who sold you that weed😂
no way lol
She looks like Sona Movsesian, Conan's assistant.
Daniel Silva You’re awesome lol thank you. I’ve been trying to think why she looks so familiar.
She's good!
straight face the whole time