Living with Your Ex-Boyfriend - Megan Gailey

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  • Опубликовано: 8 дек 2019
  • Megan Gailey details the unique circumstances of her relationship and admits she’s not that committed to blow jobs. (Contains strong language.)
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Комментарии • 251

  • @rickg8015
    @rickg8015 4 года назад +81

    “Tears are welcome..”

  • @carlhicksjr8401
    @carlhicksjr8401 4 года назад +58

    'I was performing in a barn in Wisconsin...'
    I know the feeling. I quit doing stand up at a frat house at Montana State University.... It isn't the big gigs that get you. It's the little 'on the way' jobs that suck balls. Four comics 'on tour' sharing a room at the Super 8/Motel 6 and we all have shitty 30 minute gigs that pay just enough to get us to the next wide spot in the road. You're living out of a suitcase, eating shitty food, trying to make drunks laugh down an Interstate corridor... Mine was I-5 and I-90, but they all look the same after about 10 minutes. And folks, just because you think you live in a precious and unique part of the country doesn't mean you do. ALL drunks laugh and heckle the same. The only thing that changes is the accent.

  • @qtpittman7805
    @qtpittman7805 4 года назад +43

    Megan is always consistent...Good Set!!

  • @satorsaeed
    @satorsaeed 3 года назад +20

    She’s gorgeous

  • @r.s.mendoza8085
    @r.s.mendoza8085 4 года назад +58

    "Don't drown." 😁

  • @MadamLolz
    @MadamLolz 3 года назад +11

    Very solid performance. Loved the skit.

    • @ynotspank1
      @ynotspank1 2 года назад

      You thought THIS was a solid comedy performance?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Your comment was funnier than her entire wack ass performance.

  • @Denezhka
    @Denezhka 4 года назад +4

    Brilliant!

  • @bjs2022
    @bjs2022 4 года назад +181

    Finally, a rare comic with good mike technique. .

    • @bjs2022
      @bjs2022 4 года назад +5

      but why www.mentalfloss.com/article/66196/microphone-mic-or-mike

    • @DillHurley7
      @DillHurley7 4 года назад +4

      I know enough people named Mike let's give this audio device some fucking clarity

    • @cj32pull2
      @cj32pull2 4 года назад +2

      but why lol you son of a... 😂

  • @tahmidtargaryen6230
    @tahmidtargaryen6230 4 года назад +84

    Finish breaking bad

  • @ForrealMwangi
    @ForrealMwangi 4 года назад +203

    Of course her boyfriend got back with her, he’s clearly got a 200 point I.Q. Pretending to be too broke too move out. Then he even tried saving her from drowning! Smart and empathetic too! Great guy. Beautiful girl

    • @The_Riot
      @The_Riot 4 года назад +19

      I laughed more from this comment than her entire act.

    • @ForrealMwangi
      @ForrealMwangi 4 года назад +1

      Cameron Nurmi bombaclaat

    • @The_Riot
      @The_Riot 4 года назад

      Dennis Maina sco pa tu mana

    • @The_Riot
      @The_Riot 4 года назад +3

      but why r/woosh

    • @The_Riot
      @The_Riot 4 года назад +1

      but why It is English. You’re just clueless and too lazy to do a google search.

  • @josephparis9736
    @josephparis9736 Год назад +2

    Good set Megan! Keep them coming! You definitely have the talent to be a top notch comedian. Stay with it no matter what...JP

  • @ucheedochie3475
    @ucheedochie3475 2 года назад

    Amazing

  • @aja1108
    @aja1108 4 года назад +2

    I agree with the shower head

  • @ZdenekLU
    @ZdenekLU 2 года назад

    That's a new face for me. And I like it :)

  • @bringonthelocust7764
    @bringonthelocust7764 4 года назад +2

    That was Kesha....dead 😭😵😆

  • @boho3785
    @boho3785 4 года назад +48

    I’d like to see more. See her segue into other jokes. I was entertained

    • @larsmonsen88
      @larsmonsen88 4 года назад +1

      So i just googled segue annnnd im dissapointed in myself..for maybe 10 years now i have thought it was "segway" like those killingmachines with two wheels.."Im gonna use my segway from this one thing im talking about to something else" i need to go back to school i think..or the doctor maybe.

    • @rustydagon598
      @rustydagon598 4 года назад

      larsmonsen88 bro same

    • @BirdSarus100
      @BirdSarus100 4 года назад

      @@larsmonsen88 lol, the feels are real my man, so real😂😂😂👌

  • @nehaprasad8764
    @nehaprasad8764 3 года назад +3

    Hilarious.

  • @zamieella745
    @zamieella745 4 года назад +4

    I like her

  • @treasurelaughcomedy35
    @treasurelaughcomedy35 4 года назад +6

    😂😂😂 very funny lady , keep it up, one love ❤️

  • @Kissfan96dr
    @Kissfan96dr 3 года назад

    some potential there

  • @michaelt8680
    @michaelt8680 2 года назад +3

    Came here after Tigerbelly. She’s hilarious.

  • @TylerSmithMusic1
    @TylerSmithMusic1 4 года назад +43

    I thought she killed it

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 4 года назад +3

      Killed seriously?

    • @Dgiztred
      @Dgiztred 4 года назад

      I don't think so. Wasn't very good. Wow, look at all these opinions!

    • @scotthilliard7177
      @scotthilliard7177 4 года назад +1

      I think she's funny too. Some people don't like her, but everyone has different taste.✌

  • @lincolnfromct34
    @lincolnfromct34 4 года назад +3

    She’s wonderful! Beautiful, too.

  • @melvina628
    @melvina628 4 года назад +37

    She should try acting, too.

    • @n1nj4l1nk
      @n1nj4l1nk 4 года назад +12

      She should try comedy first.

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 4 года назад +2

      @@n1nj4l1nk So sad.

  • @AyoRolandd
    @AyoRolandd 4 года назад +2

    White Doja cat lol

  • @hlengiwezungu8152
    @hlengiwezungu8152 4 года назад +4

    Pretty funny

  • @That_1_guy69
    @That_1_guy69 4 года назад +1

    ... ha.

  • @delongtsway953
    @delongtsway953 4 года назад +1

    She’s great lol wow!

  • @nativelatinosfooktrump5348
    @nativelatinosfooktrump5348 4 года назад +33

    🍔 when I think of Wisconsin I think of Squidbillies and cousins

    • @coleweede1953
      @coleweede1953 4 года назад +1

      Bro its exactly like that here as soon as you leave any city.

    • @coleweede1953
      @coleweede1953 4 года назад +1

      @john krats not as many fatties as Illinois and Indiana

    • @IsraTheBlack
      @IsraTheBlack 4 года назад +1

      I think of cheese for some reason.

    • @coleweede1953
      @coleweede1953 4 года назад +2

      @@IsraTheBlack that's the right thing to think of. We pump out the curd

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 3 года назад

      Squidbillies is set in Georgia

  • @cheridehart8625
    @cheridehart8625 4 года назад +18

    I enjoyed her.

    • @starxhilmie
      @starxhilmie 4 года назад

      I will watch at the corner...

  • @jdizzy5484
    @jdizzy5484 3 года назад +1

    Celebrity Cooking Judge #Netflix 🥺😻

  • @tswebcammodel
    @tswebcammodel 3 года назад

    💯

  • @BothHands1
    @BothHands1 4 года назад +2

    queue me looking up tampon earrings

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 года назад +3

      just checking back, they're real and there are _a lot_ of options to choose from, and most of them have blood on em
      god bless america

    • @narendraatluri4960
      @narendraatluri4960 2 года назад

      Cue….

  • @gabrielbelmonte8521
    @gabrielbelmonte8521 4 года назад +10

    Actually good set, when did they allow turkeys in the audience?

    • @depressedtv
      @depressedtv 4 года назад

      it was Jeremiah Watkins.

  • @j.francisward1897
    @j.francisward1897 4 года назад +3

    She looks like Anne Hathaway

    • @scotthilliard7177
      @scotthilliard7177 4 года назад +1

      Damn....I was trying to figure out who she reminded me of...that's who it was. 👍

  • @charleshutton284
    @charleshutton284 4 года назад +19

    Her parents must be so proud of her language skills.

  • @theoandine6078
    @theoandine6078 3 года назад

    The love child of Vanessa Polster Bayer and aubry plaza

  • @millertime1101
    @millertime1101 3 года назад

    Sleepy Hollow in the house
    Ps she isnt bad

  • @evildoesnotsleep-x2b
    @evildoesnotsleep-x2b 4 года назад +10

    she's funny

  • @senorburgos1703
    @senorburgos1703 4 года назад +36

    I tried.... but naw

  • @JessDrinks
    @JessDrinks 4 года назад

    ...Jenna Maroney, is that you?

  • @RaymondGW
    @RaymondGW 4 года назад +23

    I didn't guffaw but she was funny enough.

    • @PAWNB3YOND
      @PAWNB3YOND 4 года назад +4

      No one uses that word

    • @RaymondGW
      @RaymondGW 4 года назад +2

      @@PAWNB3YOND It seemed apropos lol

    • @TinToeTimmyTime
      @TinToeTimmyTime 4 года назад +3

      The only funny joke was the last thing she said

  • @joshuaborchardt4355
    @joshuaborchardt4355 4 года назад +6

    Didn’t lol

  • @emptiness2538
    @emptiness2538 4 года назад +4

    Funny and HOT!!!!

  • @frown
    @frown 2 года назад

    ...Didn't hear a joke...

  • @athena7042
    @athena7042 3 года назад

    Ick

  • @ragreenburg
    @ragreenburg 4 года назад +234

    She was funny but she also started by saying her jokes aren't female centered then proceeds to tell female centered jokes haha.

    • @ragreenburg
      @ragreenburg 4 года назад +2

      @andrew miller It definitely could be, I'm not saying it's not. Though it seemed like only the bits immediately after saying it were in reference to it. The clip was still funny though.

    • @ragreenburg
      @ragreenburg 4 года назад +1

      @andrew miller True, she definitely is funny.

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 4 года назад +5

      What a Karen sorta thing to say

    • @ragreenburg
      @ragreenburg 4 года назад +1

      @@bobbisue313 haha, true.

    • @andrewlujan4691
      @andrewlujan4691 4 года назад +2

      Female comedy is centered about their vaginas or how slutty they can be. Everytime.

  • @ronniepeels7468
    @ronniepeels7468 8 месяцев назад

    Well you have def been watching Tosh

  • @Lazy_Bee
    @Lazy_Bee 4 года назад +1

    😐
    *Sorry

  • @blaster915
    @blaster915 4 года назад +10

    Ok this is legit funny AF! 😂👌🏻✨

    • @The_Riot
      @The_Riot 4 года назад +1

      It’s humorous at best. The humor is there she just needs to work on her delivery and make her jokes more universal instead of catering them to one specific group (in this case, women). As it stands some of the jokes fell flat and felt mediocre at best.

  • @kholoudfayed5733
    @kholoudfayed5733 4 года назад +8

    Meh

  • @justinmoore460
    @justinmoore460 4 года назад +2

    Eh

  • @juanitamartinez279
    @juanitamartinez279 4 года назад +1

    Lost. W t f. ?

  • @The_Riot
    @The_Riot 4 года назад +8

    This comment section is funnier than her whole set.

  • @Dgiztred
    @Dgiztred 4 года назад +1

    Bet you didn't do well at that barn, like at all. Just a guess.

  • @clapforboobies5892
    @clapforboobies5892 4 года назад +10

    Damn she fine

  • @blaster915
    @blaster915 4 года назад +4

    OK ILL STOP NOW!! XD

    • @coleweede1953
      @coleweede1953 4 года назад +8

      Your about as funny as her

    • @blaster915
      @blaster915 4 года назад

      @@coleweede1953 ouch bro 😂

    • @blaster915
      @blaster915 4 года назад +1

      @@coleweede1953 I'm a random RUclips comment what did you expect?

  • @Dloin
    @Dloin 3 года назад +1

    Drowning... in a shower... what? what do american showers look like?

  • @RatioOfOne
    @RatioOfOne 4 года назад +6

    when do the jokes start?

  • @PedroCarvalhoLC43
    @PedroCarvalhoLC43 4 года назад

    bring her boyfriend to the stage, that was hilarious

  • @nxtc77
    @nxtc77 4 года назад

    Sleepy!!

  • @lucaslovesyouiii
    @lucaslovesyouiii 4 года назад +11

    She sounds like she must be such a fun lay

  • @DanielDanielsonComedy
    @DanielDanielsonComedy 2 года назад

    I don't like all jokes female centered, but I love Megans jokes! They weren't used to a funny woman I'm guessing.

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 Год назад

    Sounds awkward

  • @ElectrickSoundz
    @ElectrickSoundz Год назад

    1I

  • @nativelatinosfooktrump5348
    @nativelatinosfooktrump5348 4 года назад +17

    🍔 I open the door for a man a couple of days ago it was funny. because I didn't open it for the girl next to me they were all confused funny

  • @samuelgailey1195
    @samuelgailey1195 2 года назад

    There was two Gailey brothers (Alexander and Andrew) that came to America (Pennsylvania) in the 1770’s from Scotland. Only 1 Gailey brother had a family and that was Andrew. We all come off that line, glad to the family name around, even if it’s half ass comedy🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @Tmoneytanny99
    @Tmoneytanny99 4 года назад +28

    God damn, this cannot be any less funny

    • @theirvify
      @theirvify 4 года назад +3

      The room liked it.

    • @TheActiveAssault
      @TheActiveAssault 4 года назад +2

      irvin hubler again, the room was full of morons. Like yourself.

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 2 года назад

      @@theirvify When the audience was shown, I saw a lot more grinning than laughing.

    • @theirvify
      @theirvify 2 года назад

      @@hd-xc2lz I appreciate your research, but my numbers are different. Is there a third set of numbers so we can form an average?

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 2 года назад

      Keep it simple, Irvin, less is more in both comedy and snark.

  • @skrillexsk8er
    @skrillexsk8er 4 года назад +1

    Fourth

  • @hospitalcleaner
    @hospitalcleaner 3 года назад +9

    She's funny but when she ends her words on the upward inflection it's the worst thing in the world

    • @jaybeetdown
      @jaybeetdown Год назад

      I agree. I hate upward vocal inflections and I also when people say "Right" after a statement every 5 mins.

  • @1manorgy
    @1manorgy 4 года назад +11

    The funniest thing in this video was something her boyfriend said to her. Way to champion female comedy, genius.

    • @nehaprasad8764
      @nehaprasad8764 3 года назад

      It was what she said in response to what he said, einstein. What he said wasn't funny.

    • @ratamacue0320
      @ratamacue0320 3 года назад +1

      @@nehaprasad8764 boyfriend makes a playful comment as physical intimacy begins. Girlfriend get offended (why?) and acts like she's doing him *such* a favor to deign to be intimate with him.
      Hilarious.

    • @melnovit2775
      @melnovit2775 Год назад

      Genius!? Low bar, maybe

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 Год назад

      @@melnovit2775 The inability to detect obvious sarcasm is a symptom of autism.

  • @JackVermicelli
    @JackVermicelli 4 года назад +2

    It's annoying how she seems very reluctant to let a word end. There's an "-uh" at the end of everything.

  • @basslittle
    @basslittle 4 года назад +1

    3:55 of reading comments while listening to what sounded like moving a metal legged table across a tile floor....cute face though

    • @nehaprasad8764
      @nehaprasad8764 3 года назад

      "cute face though" is not necessary. You don't need to bring her appearance into it.

  • @prefershe
    @prefershe 4 года назад +2

    Hi, her first response should have been, what's wrong with "female-centered comedy"? If it's funny then that's all that should matter, period! Lmao

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 2 года назад

      Was part of her bit, best to take its retelling with a large grain of salt.

  • @CrumBummin
    @CrumBummin 4 года назад

    Well I wasn't going to bring this up, but she came out of the gates with it. Going back to what she said in the opening of her act, women comedians are usually just not that funny to me for some reason. I feel like male comedians seem to develop more unique styles that can define them, but women comedians seem to all have the same attitude. So common to see an ironic joke at the end as a supplement to the original punchline, while completely scowling at the audience. Like, what did I do? I'm trying to give you a chance here as an entertainer. There are great female comedians and terrible dude comedians. I'm not saying women don't make good comedians and it frustrates me that this is even a topic that comes up in her act. But I guess I don't see enough of the exposure of female comedians to really find the ones that will make me laugh. Ellen is clever and witty and genuinely makes me crack up. I feel like I am sitting through all the other ones politely waiting for the tampon joke to end. Anyone else?

  • @andreamartin2953
    @andreamartin2953 4 года назад +1

    Too many "comedians" use crudeness to try to make up for non funny material. Skilled comedians dont rely on it.

  • @ictbuff
    @ictbuff 4 года назад +1

    Didnt even make it thru the first 30 seconds. That vocal fry is an auto-fail.

  • @blaster915
    @blaster915 4 года назад

    SECOND!!

  • @97warlock
    @97warlock 4 года назад +1

    lingerie doesn't make a woman sexy imo.

  • @Abbadon2407
    @Abbadon2407 2 года назад

    Degrading and not funny one bit.

  • @hilltopgypsy
    @hilltopgypsy 2 года назад

    So Not Funny!

  • @blaster915
    @blaster915 4 года назад

    FIRST!!

  • @beckymarie8720
    @beckymarie8720 4 года назад +3

    I really hope shes joking about staying with her ex because of financial security. That's really unhealthy.

  • @johnmcclain2848
    @johnmcclain2848 2 года назад

    not funny

  • @bellienourzouay4918
    @bellienourzouay4918 4 года назад +10

    is that what you called funny !! sorry

    • @theirvify
      @theirvify 4 года назад +2

      The room liked it.

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 4 года назад +1

      @@theirvify then keep it to the room. Not funny for the rest of the world.

    • @TheActiveAssault
      @TheActiveAssault 4 года назад +3

      irvin hubler the room was full of pity laughs. The internet didn’t like it.

    • @theirvify
      @theirvify 4 года назад +1

      @@bobbisue313 857 likes to 111 dislikes, it seems like more people in the world liked it than the people that didn't like it.

    • @theirvify
      @theirvify 4 года назад +1

      @@TheActiveAssault 857 likes to 111 dislikes, it seems like more people in the world liked it than the people that didn't like it.

  • @sanket677
    @sanket677 4 года назад +8

    *She's funny but cut the overacting* .

  • @jjgallardo02
    @jjgallardo02 4 года назад +1

    Yeah that was pretty boring.

  • @AsifIqbal-eu9tp
    @AsifIqbal-eu9tp 4 года назад +7

    And sorry I didn’t laugh 😐

    • @slenderman432
      @slenderman432 4 года назад +1

      She can't fix your broken childhood

  • @brandonlee8413
    @brandonlee8413 4 года назад

    Too much Schumer

  • @blaster915
    @blaster915 4 года назад

    THIRD!!!

  • @MrGus937
    @MrGus937 4 года назад +4

    Not funny...

  • @geenuts5
    @geenuts5 4 года назад +1

    Where's the jokes ??????

  • @Oldentide
    @Oldentide 4 года назад

    Capitalism brings people together.

  • @BhangHead
    @BhangHead 4 года назад

    Lame 🚮

  • @tabel4844
    @tabel4844 4 года назад +3

    I didnt laugh once

  • @mattt5238
    @mattt5238 4 года назад +1

    Waaaw that was awful

  • @miltonbradley1679
    @miltonbradley1679 4 года назад +2

    I did not find this funny at all. IDK if guys just don't get girl humor or if she wasn't funny, but I have yet to find a female comedian that even comes close to the greats (i.e. Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Chris De'Lia) You also have to remember that comedy is subjective so this could be right up some people's alley

    • @three7446
      @three7446 4 года назад +2

      John Milton I think men are too self centered to appreciate women’a humor. She was funny.

    • @goodasgoing
      @goodasgoing 4 года назад

      Paula Poundstone, Wanda Sykes, Tig Notaro, Ellen Degeneres, Lisa Lampanelli, Ali Wong....

  • @M5LICE
    @M5LICE 4 года назад +14

    Mostly women and whipped guys laughing...

  • @samson3000
    @samson3000 4 года назад +2

    She's so pretty. Why does she feel she needs to work blue? She's clearly intelligent enough to write jokes that don't involve sex and genitalia.

    • @timgordon7451
      @timgordon7451 4 года назад +10

      yet the first thing you said; "she's so pretty," is about her appearance, not her comedic skill...

    • @nehaprasad8764
      @nehaprasad8764 3 года назад

      There can be intelligent jokes written about sex as well.

    • @nehaprasad8764
      @nehaprasad8764 3 года назад +1

      And why is the first thing you say "she's so pretty". Why don't we focus on the comedy here.

  • @MK-el8cc
    @MK-el8cc 3 года назад

    Your bit isn’t funny. Has nothing to do with your female-centred humour.