"Big D**k Energy” Isn’t Real - Jenny Zigrino - Stand-Up Featuring
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- Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2019
- Jenny Zigrino claims everyone in Hollywood is a monster, warns her audience about so-called girly drinks and details her issue with the “big dick energy” phenomenon. (Contains strong language.)
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She has a point about "girly drinks"...They're so sugary and fruity that you might be drinking 3 or 4 shots in one cocktail and not even know it.
Bartender here, can confirm.
@@tierneyirizarry7438 Thank you for your service.
I'm the type of guy who loves fruity drinks this of course has nothing to do with my bisexuality
The only sweet Alcoholic drink I have is extremely potent, and it isn't even a girly drink.
Caribou Lou.
What do you mean, "3 or 4 shits in one cocktail"?
Can't believe she did Kermit like that 😂
Ikr
Ali
I can, that's why beta's get used. Women have no respect for yall.
So I guess the survivor is stand-up Fozzy Bear?
@@markfoster1520 yes plz
"I saw a boob today, I am wiped"😭😭😭Accurate
yeah bro, nnn really got me fucked up too.
too accurate lol
Can relate
shout out to the little dick ppl who come on here and say “can relate” only to boost their ego
Lousy humblebrag, Ken.
The accuracy of the sleep by 10pm up at 6am listening to motivational tapes bit is crazy!🤣🤣
Yep. This upset me dearly. Hahaha
lmao...I felt that too.
yeah....:(
Thats me too
'Cuz 32 is SO old!
*E T H A N O L AND F A N T A*
Hell yeah
oh.... I thought she said FENTANYL & FANTA, which I thought was some nice alliteration!
Woot I'm like number 666!
Ethanol and fanta is literally alcohol and fanta. Yes i know, dont even say it.
@Johnny Hammersticks Sir, Ethanol is to alcohol as THC is to weed. It's just the name of the chemical in all diff beers and liquors that fucks you up.
@@Northernliiights that's what i thought.. WTF?
Us college kids nowadays do drink to forget.
Just failed your test? Time to get hammered with the bois!
Do you drink to forget the vocal minority of your peers that scream bloody murder about 92756583 genders 24/7?
You don't have to go to college to wanna drink about that, just knowing shitstains like that exist is enough to tip the bottle all the way back 🤭
Forget the high school shootings
I smoke weed to forget. More effective
“Lin-Manuel Miranda and like one Muppet”
Band name, called it.
I am one of the college students who she talked to. I got to see her for free and she was hilarious
Alien Intention bruh are you okay?
@Alien Intention i guess you cared enough to reply ;p
@Alien Intention bruh
So what’s this that I’m always hearing about college shows from comedians, when you’re in college do you just get free comedy shows? Are these closed to the public? Where do they even perform at? Wild
that dress is everything
I was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else thought so too. It's super cute!
Oh, don't be cruel, it took a whole hell of lot of denim but it didn't take *everything.*
Jasmine Coles...it doubles as a car cover for a Suburban, so it's a win-win....
Love her dress. It looks like it has pockets too! Wish I knew where it was from
Ok, I was thinking about it too, and I’m gonna be real. I loved it from the waist up, but actually wished the skirt was more of an A-line flare, and about 5 inches shorter. And if she traded the clogs for like a cute pair of strappy red or pink platforms with a chunky heel, that would have been even more 🔥 But the cut on the top? Super flattering!! 👌🏼
"Krystal ruined my family" ...could also have been a home-wrecking stripper.
or the burger sliders chain in florida
@@katelynndennen4877 They have the best god damn corndogs
@@katelynndennen4877 i got food poisoning that sure ruined my family for a day hahaha
I know her!
700 like.
This is who Amy Schumer wants to be
Do you mean actually funny and likable?
@@helidude3502 exactly what she means
Raines Lucas well at least she isn’t stealing jokes like Schumer.
Just like Amy, your jokes are stolen and you're not funny. 🙄
Amy Schumer is way funnier than this lame ass lady!
Was incredibly surprised by how great this is! The crowd was a little low energy, but I loved her. Really great jokes, relatable, and still slightly filthy enough.
Low energy Jeb
@Sara Bunting guess what, your opinion doesn't matter to me either hun... And calm the hell down. Don't get so worked up over "my opinion" that this bit was okay & meh at best. And I was obviously making a joke & being smart ass about it being relatable to a man. I PERSONALLY found that funny, as stated. Still do!
Should I have resorted to name calling like you instead of making a joke? Would my opinion have mattered to you then? You're an easily offended, obnoxious, triggered, idiotic little brat. Did I cover 'em all?
I guess the crowd has actual big dick energy then
@@Johnny0lovely69 underrated comment
@Sara Bunting Everyone in this comment section are using opinions(not facts).
Go meditate and calm down. No need to fly off the handle just because someone doesn't like a Comedian.
I get tired of comedians who just get by on charisma. Jenny's got real jokes.
The part about the "girly" drinks was facts. 👏🏾👏🏾
Sure
And soooo underrated by the crowd! Pink cocktails are three times stronger than a beer and I too have drafted many a business plan while tipsy :)
until you realize a "man drink" is actually over-proofed scotch straight, beer is for hipsters and frat bros
And I thought she was going to talk about whiskey, which is apparently the top drink among women - at least I feel like I read that a while back. Seemed legit. Lol
I don't understand why sugary drinks are automatically girly, i feel like every smoothie should be an alcohol and every alcohol should be a smoothie. Its 2 of my favorite things
I’m on a comedy vid binge rn and she’s got amazing delivery and spacing. A lot of other (new) comics will pad between jokes by doing a short laugh or saying “yeah” and it takes you out of the humor and into “im watching a routine” headspace, but her delivery flows so well between jokes that it sounds like she’s just having a funny conversation with you. Pro-level
this isnt funny at all. straight face the whole time
"I could pass out, wake up in a fountain smelling like a yeast infection" should have gotten way more laughs.
Half thought it was funny without thinking about it the other half thought about it...
She has horrible delivery, she's a crap comic like Samantha Bee and Michelle Wolf wishing she was as talented as Nikki Glasser or Natasha Leggero
The joke lacked the element of surprise, your mind was subconsciously thinking about yeast since she got on stage.
Woman make joke about vagina.
Haha so funni
I just LOVE this woman!!!! She's a breath of fresh air. Why am I just now discovering her?! She's great and just a natural.
I’m 3 minutes in. I’ll give her some time but... who could enjoy this
@@zakthompson6312 so, how'd you like it?
Raiza Martinez she’s not funny
@David Sanchez Did we watch the same video? plenty of people were audibly laughing. Everytime the camera panned over to the front of the crowd people were keeling over laughing. They weren't balling and on the floor, but you don't hear crickets either..
I'm on like my 4th video this morning 😂😂 I'm dead af
“Crystal ruined my family” LMAO
DEKU!
@@howmuchbeforechamp DEEEEEEEEKKKUUUUUU
“A hero, click.” Deserved way more laughss
That one made me rewind, I liked it so much, even if I couldn't tell you why
A lot of these jokes were great and got so few laughs, weird crowd.
@@Solarov you laugh when there’s nothin funny to laugh about ?? THAT would be weird
"crystal ruined my family!"
As someone who works in Johnson City..this is accurate
She is so damn funny. And original. More Jenny, please!
Halfway in and can already tell this crowd sucks, she's hilarious
Is the one person wrong or are the 100 people wrong? Hmmmmm.. fatlover spotted
Wrong on 2 accounts... She's not "hilarious" by any means. But the crowd was still laughing. Plus it's not like this chick is doing a full special in a big theatre. She's doing a 10 minute set in a small ass club. How loud you expect them to be?
Robert Johnson Could also be the opening set with a stiff crowd.
@@inwardpod chubby chaser
Haha I was looking for this comment knew some dumbass would post it
"Who are you?"
"A hero" *click* lol
Alright, I started watching to hear her logic on the BDE topic
Thoroughly convinced I have MPP now, thank you for the enlightenment
Micro penis power?.?
Medium P*ssie Power
Micro penis power
"I just finished a book on how not to be socially awkward."
Huh. I guess sometimes you don't need a punchline...
Brandon Newby The punchline was her saying I’m going to have to call into work because earlier she said big dick energy doesn’t exist and most guys who have big dicks are awkward then he said I read a book on how not to be awkward... ☺️
I thought that the punchline was the awkwardness created from the statement about reading a book about how to not be awkward...irony.
aaronrich maybe... comedy is an art. But either way a punchline was present
She previously said only guys with big dicks behave that way. She then stated that she was gonna buy lube then call out of work because she would be taking long pipe that night. Clever joke.
were you even paying attention??
Maybe not fell-off-my-chair-laughing funny, but she is funny regardless. I absolutely loved listening to her. Totally would love to see more of her stand up!
Girl, killin this look and the comedy
An hero click
@ Victoria Cannady. Her "bouncing n behaving hair "!!!
I'm studying for my ObGyn exam and this pops up on my recommendation list.. and she's talking about endometriosis
Nothing creepy about a male gynecologist. Nope. Not one bit.
@@Psychol-Snooper Male Gynecologists are actually really common. I've had male and female gynos....
@@erinparks1170 And it's a doctor so it's okay!
@@Psychol-Snooper ? I mean, there are likely female proctologists too. Also, the work-life balance is decent for the field and you get to stay more connected to your patients.
@@erinparks1170 But, guys. JS
She's actually funny. Hopefully they post more of her stuff.
I got an ad with Tony Robbins immediately after watching this
sandlesocks awesome
In the previews with graciosi
Same here
He's so creepy
I lost it at "using a t-shirt cannon" ... was not expecting that at all
Who gassed the audience with sedatives?
Nick C to be fair, there weren’t many real punch lines. Talking about bed by ten and drinking to forget... not novel concepts, let alone punch lines.
There wasn't anything funny here.
Her jokes were played out decades ago and her delivery style is "every female comedian ever."
That's not to say she isn't funny, but... we've all heard it before.
Marxists
all the comics that get offended from audience members thinking out loud .
She definitely wasn't at my university because very few of us have hope in our eyes
Literally me
Where is the hope??? We’re all dying
Yeah wtf 🤣🤣
lmao having an escape, dream or back up plan outside of what youre in school for really relieves stress hers being comedy
Funny af also She is killing that dress!!!
carlee Malmberg she’s not
Olin Deckard I appreciate your opinion! Have a great day!
@@carleemalmberg1345 lol carlee i love that response
yeah the stitches are about to pop!
Yea, another kilo and it's dead.
“Weird, quiet, never makes eyes contact.” Lol that’s so true. I’m exactly those things.
She's funny as hell and I'm commenting in the first few seconds of the video I am 57 seconds in you go girl🤣🌹 I would give her a standing ovation but I'm on the floor rolling in laughter❤
Great set. Gonna have to look up more of her material...
Lol "call an office"
I loved the second part of that BDE joke
Would love to see a whole show of this comedian ...she's hysterical.🤣👌🏆💕
I never thought about having endometriosis in that way. I had to have a hysterectomy because of my endometriosis.... It's dangerous ladies, be careful.
Please tell me where I can get that dress
Urban outfitters 😂
jayjaylen75 this is fucked up but I laughed
Ann Truong....A Levi, Strauss, and Co denim factory is probably the only place that'd carry a dress that uses 100 sq yds of material....
A denim elephant
People on the internet are so mean because they don't have to make eye contact! Wimps.
Nothing but facts. The biggest bois are the quietest, and that damn tube does look like a tshirt cannon I had questions.
I must be the exception then
And yes, I am quiet and awkward
0:08 BRUTAL JOKE !!
the crowd didn’t know how to react 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
Wow!! Amazingly funny! I love ur stand up. Please post a video stating any upcoming show dates in Los Angeles ! Hilarious! I just watched ur video & now “ I’m wiped!!!”
🤣
Hilarious! And she’s looking absolutely gorgeous with that outfit as well. Unique comedy. Great job!
Did we watch the same video?
She thicc and funny, wife material
@@inwardpod I think i watched the same video u did because im not seeing it. It had a FEW chuckle moments
MB why do you care so much to not like something someone doesn’t like? Fatty defenders all over
Ok but like.........
I’ve ACTUALLY incorporated after some martinis.
I didnt get that joke?
@@The_Essential_Review You seem unsure as to whether or not you got the joke (hence the question mark).
@Natalia Alfonso here is saying that she actually has incorporated after some martinis, since martinis are commonly associated with business lunches. One doesn't necessarily have to get hammered and accidentally start a business, as Jenny Zigrino claims to have done.
"It's Martini Time!" - The Reverend Horton Heat
Love this girl, funny in a chilled way, and so confident.
Fairhair what’s wrong with you
0:54 this guy looks like he relates so much
That was really awesome. Hope she gets more recognition
“I am casting spells” ☠️
I actually laughed. God bless Jenny.
Current resident of Johnson city TN. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time
i didn't like laugh out loud really but i did smile through the entire bit. it was solid
I live in Johnson city and can vouch, crystal is indeed meth 😂
Def funny! Good banter and i love her dead pan looks! More please!
She had me rolling lol. Super funny.
That IUD cannon got me doubled over in pain
This is the most down home hodgepodge of comedy, female comedy I've seen such far.
Brava for Jenny Zigrino... Or cool beans.
Mediation is cool and not everyone in Hollywoo is a monster.
Good performance. Fought thru the crowd not have many people familiar with medical conditions / terminology. I appreciated that. My first time of hearing it used in a routine.
Love the ending🤣🤣
I love that she talked about endo! 💛
I want her humor and her dress even though I know for sure I couldn’t possibly rock either as well as she does
3:14 damn i feel hella attacked lmao
Very Funny, such an entertaining comedian I hope she does more sets in the future.
She's fantastic! I need more
The irony lol
😂💯crystal healing in Tennessee.
That sound effect at the end tho....😂😂😂
This is so relateable 😂
Problem with "girly" drinks is that you never really know what your going to get unless you make it yourself. Beer is more consistent.
The motivational tapes 😂😂😂
The end got me. Funny.
“Ethanol and Fanta, Let’s Party” 😂😂😂
watching this video after Defunctland’s jim henson series and hearing kermit get called a cuck was certainly... an experience
"They have hope in thier eyes" Are......are you sure you met actual college students
Her delivery and candor is great.
Jenny is quite funny ... I haven't seen any other material of hers if there is any. But if she makes any more material I would definitely wanna see that . I can picture her killing it with new material. Thank you for the laughs Jenny
Very likeable and very funny!
4:49 No. That's just the look you give someone talking about "The healing power of chrystals".
Really solid set. Hope I see more of her
Wasn’t busting a gut but definitely had me chucking!
This lady is 100% into the occult. Genius.
I'm so glad she brought up endometriosis! It needs to be talked about more!!!
I feel personally attacked lmao
Bet most of the guys froze when she mentioned endometriosis 😂
Why?
Then it would be called a "Diccup" ur welcome Jenny ,you may use this.. :) p.s. you are great
She's fantastic. Want to see more vids of her stand-up
Damn I remember when I drank to party. Now I do it to forget/to get a little drowsy while watching TV. Anyway this woman is funny! Saving this.
i may have been born in johnson city, tennessee and have lived in tennessee my whole life, but i still hoard crystals like no one's business
This was like reading a twitter thread but still, hilarious and glad to have more comedians talkin about regular human stuff again. Not just name drops.
How had I never heard of this woman before?
Well I’m glad this popped up on my radar somehow!
She's freaking hilarious! Gotta look for more
Liked the jokes. Loved the dress. Shoes made me cry.
Ditto~!!
her pacing is great
As someone from Johnson city, TN.... accurate lmao
I’m from Johnson City, TN!
She was funnier than that audience deserved.
Amy Schumer in the front row taking notes
@Gareth Morgan that's exactly why I find it funny
Genuinely funny!
I hope she gets famous famous, because this girl is funny!
There was a Tony Robbins ad before this video... eerie
Yo! I saw one too. That's crazy
Same. That's cause ads are based on the content of the video. So the ad was there because she mentioned him.
YT premium thank god