What It Takes for a Man to Get Called Crazy - Whitney Cummings

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
  • Whitney Cummings talks about how little it takes for women to be called crazy and explains why women are justified in being angry. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @JustIn-op6oy
    @JustIn-op6oy 4 года назад +4089

    God dammit. I would have sworn I was alone in that alley... the pigeon doesn't count.

    • @meerkat_4660
      @meerkat_4660 4 года назад +223

      Sorry bud, we didn’t have the heart to stop you and tell you we were there. Those church hymns were beautiful

    • @cathycarpenter7294
      @cathycarpenter7294 4 года назад +10

      😆😆😆

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab 4 года назад +15

      Spitfire.. be a little large hearted puhlease..
      give at-least two $s.
      .. and some sterile wipes too.
      he'd _need_ them¡

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab 4 года назад +5

      Spitfire ji wikipedia.org/wiki/-ji
      yesssire¡ those too.
      but i also have some OCDs.. so..

    • @JustIn-op6oy
      @JustIn-op6oy 4 года назад +10

      Nah, I'm good on the wetwipes (former boy scout, always prepared). Thanks for the love on the hymns, though I typically prefer gregorian chant when I'm dropping bombs. Makes sense considering it's tough to find a bathroom where I can fit a harp or string quartet and not block the toilet paper dispenser.

  • @davidbrodie6738
    @davidbrodie6738 4 года назад +3973

    When she said “you guys will talk to athletes...” I was already weak

    • @1hanagima
      @1hanagima 4 года назад +13

      She slayed me!!

    • @Flascoexp
      @Flascoexp 4 года назад +21

      We and even throw stuff at tv thinking it'll hurt em.

    • @TheTheschuhschuh
      @TheTheschuhschuh 4 года назад +14

      @Роман Мавроян talking to yourself is a relatively normal thing.
      It's a matter of self-reflection.
      Talking to the TV, however... Straight-up crazy.

    • @lami704
      @lami704 4 года назад +2

      David Brodie y’all goofy

    • @SaltNaCl
      @SaltNaCl 4 года назад +9

      what she doesnt know is that the athletes can actually hear us right? they listen.. sometimes. Lol

  • @jonathannagel7427
    @jonathannagel7427 4 года назад +6146

    Her stage presence is like a TED talker’s

    • @user-yr7sy6ev9v
      @user-yr7sy6ev9v 4 года назад +46

      Jonathan Nagel what? The fact that the crowd is mostly silent with an occasional giggle

    • @jonathannagel7427
      @jonathannagel7427 4 года назад +196

      No, just her motions and impeccable, rehearsed timing. Maybe I was exaggerating.

    • @catsseighteen4365
      @catsseighteen4365 4 года назад +30

      Lol I think it’s also the sound quality

    • @returnoftheredeye
      @returnoftheredeye 4 года назад +79

      Nailed it. There's a specific way those guys talk, move, etc. A lot of spoken word poets use exactly the same style too.

    • @DEFECTxgameing
      @DEFECTxgameing 4 года назад +11

      Jonathan Nagel I thought it was a ted talk .....

  • @wicia52
    @wicia52 3 года назад +482

    This is her ponytail appreciation comment. Very nice ponytail. Very very nice

  • @christianwakefield1540
    @christianwakefield1540 4 года назад +1305

    I just said to her on the screen..." You got a point"

    • @mikecoxlong5009
      @mikecoxlong5009 4 года назад +4

      She had no points, women are crazy

    • @miss_anonymousx4975
      @miss_anonymousx4975 4 года назад +25

      Mike Coxlong and normal is boring :)

    • @LunaDarkFall
      @LunaDarkFall 4 года назад

      @@miss_anonymousx4975 first of all ew that's cringe

    • @jules8159
      @jules8159 4 года назад

      Your local Toaster Second of all the thruth is sometimes embarassing

  • @notwanheda9056
    @notwanheda9056 4 года назад +3338

    Lol to all the guys in the audience shifting uncomfortably in their seats

    • @kingturtle24k81
      @kingturtle24k81 4 года назад +49

      I bet their laughing to we don't think that deep

    • @ArcDevErik
      @ArcDevErik 4 года назад +3

      @@kingturtle24k81 >we

    • @zapanalita8003
      @zapanalita8003 4 года назад +46

      No they are relieved they are single

    • @TheBashar327
      @TheBashar327 4 года назад +18

      @Not Wanheda, every guy needs a reminder form time to time how crazy women really are. When you're fed koolaid by the media all day, the shock of truth can be uncomfortable.

    • @TheChawMan
      @TheChawMan 4 года назад +44

      Pretty sure they're laughing because they're there to see a funny comic. But uhhh, down with the patriarchy or whatever!

  • @goomagames
    @goomagames 4 года назад +8826

    The hair thing is so true. I've tried to explain to men that a woman with zero body hair is called a child

    • @theatrejunkee9229
      @theatrejunkee9229 4 года назад +418

      Yup.
      Creepy AF.
      Grown ass adults have body hair.
      Trim the hedges for hygiene.
      Dude's like women shaved bare cuz virgin girls don't know when a man sucks in the sack.
      When straight guys shave everything it's so women will think they're a boy virgin so it's an excuse to suck in the sack.

    • @HUNKragor
      @HUNKragor 4 года назад +205

      Who hurt you gurl

    • @Livefreeordie-182
      @Livefreeordie-182 4 года назад +360

      @@HUNKragor creepy af.

    • @elinope4745
      @elinope4745 4 года назад +179

      Same with beards, hairless faces are the faces of young boys, not men.

    • @theatrejunkee9229
      @theatrejunkee9229 4 года назад +11

      @Anthony Okeiyi stfu

  • @legoharrypotterfanaticdean9954
    @legoharrypotterfanaticdean9954 3 года назад +196

    "I don't love lettuce. What is the confusion?" This hits. Oh My God. QUEEN!!!!!!!!

    • @tdbhmusic
      @tdbhmusic 3 года назад

      also liked "I haven't had bread since '95"

  • @njjj2688
    @njjj2688 4 года назад +5423

    "Do you know what goes on in her bathroom? You don't know. You're wearing shorts." I kinda lost it there

    • @gshhunter5653
      @gshhunter5653 4 года назад +8

      Ion get it

    • @trinityfisher5798
      @trinityfisher5798 4 года назад +182

      nate demented she can tell from the way he’s dressed that he’s too low maintenance to understand a woman’s routine

    • @gshhunter5653
      @gshhunter5653 4 года назад +7

      @@trinityfisher5798 thank you

    • @waynesteffen8459
      @waynesteffen8459 4 года назад +52

      Trinity Fisher “Low maintenance” or not even trying?

    • @trinityfisher5798
      @trinityfisher5798 4 года назад +36

      Wayne Steffen sometimes it’s the same thing

  • @ffic4life
    @ffic4life 4 года назад +4748

    I nominate her to play Megara in the Hercules remake. She’s perfect

    • @3piratesinthehood
      @3piratesinthehood 4 года назад +94

      I've never seen this girl before and that was my thought exactly!!!

    • @NickBStrizzi
      @NickBStrizzi 4 года назад +66

      A lot of other people say Elizabeth Gillies should play Megara, but Whitney Cummings would be amazing too

    • @SpartaNation
      @SpartaNation 3 года назад +17

      Never even knew that they were planning a remake lol

    • @chelsico.6929
      @chelsico.6929 3 года назад +27

      Yes! I kept trying to figure out who she reminds me of! As soon as I read your comment I was like YES! THATS IT!!!

    • @christopherwright6208
      @christopherwright6208 3 года назад +8

      I agree

  • @rsbharadwaj
    @rsbharadwaj 4 года назад +3484

    I aspire to this level of zero fuckery

    • @samwood917
      @samwood917 3 года назад +8

      Why are there no replies when this has 2.5K likes?

    • @earlybird3
      @earlybird3 2 года назад +1

      what? this whole 8 minutes she even says in the bit we are "Resentful" If she had zero fucks, she wouldn't have any complaints. Her whole comedy routine is unhappiness at women's fate. it is funny, but she bitches and complains the whole time.

    • @jagoisvara8178
      @jagoisvara8178 2 года назад +1

      It'd not zero fuckery. Its unhappiness. Geez you need to aspire a bit better

  • @BenicioW2011
    @BenicioW2011 3 года назад +175

    “I’m not stalking you, I live here. I’m not obsessed with you, I hate you” - spit out my tea 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

  • @lindimashinini7237
    @lindimashinini7237 4 года назад +516

    I felt that polyester string bit... She's too funny and relatable!

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 4 года назад

      @@Glasshopper shhh don't say it my dude arguing with people that won't listen is a waste of time

    • @sadgurlpodcast___7692
      @sadgurlpodcast___7692 4 года назад

      Hate them tbh it's annoying.

    • @ablurida
      @ablurida 4 года назад +8

      tbh, if a guy only likes thongs and thinks any other type of underwear is a turn off and doesn't understand that it's the fastest way to get a UTI... run.

  • @ariasijiali1689
    @ariasijiali1689 4 года назад +2842

    This is so good!! You can tell she has so much experience in stand up. She’s also gorgeous. I don’t know why men feel the need to be mean to female comics in RUclips comments. She’s slaying and getting that dough regardless.

    • @grislink2670
      @grislink2670 4 года назад +17

      FR

    • @tyereksmith8946
      @tyereksmith8946 4 года назад +3

      She is funny too me just need something else I don't know what it is yet.

    • @jiv3019
      @jiv3019 4 года назад +43

      Women just aren't seen as funny like that. They'd have 2 be ridiculously funny 2 not get those kinds of remarks

    • @mopnem
      @mopnem 4 года назад +11

      She’s not really telling jokes & being slightly peachy. This is the style a lot of female comedians do hence why people hve problems with it. Plus, it’s really simple explanations of things.

    • @ariasijiali1689
      @ariasijiali1689 4 года назад +135

      @@mopnem She might be "being slightly preachy" from your perspective, but to many women she's finally speaking our truth. A lot of female comedians are "slightly preachy" because there's a lot for women to be angry about or speak out for

  • @doesitmatter1667
    @doesitmatter1667 4 года назад +3464

    1) express too much emotion
    2) express too little emotion
    3) get frustrated at society with how nobody ever taught us what the right amount of emotion is

    • @user-jp4cj3ds7p
      @user-jp4cj3ds7p 4 года назад +19

      @first last teach me how to be great

    • @pandagamer-hg5be
      @pandagamer-hg5be 4 года назад +32

      5) use religion for emotion

    • @KalElKryptonsFinest
      @KalElKryptonsFinest 4 года назад +3

      @Glenna Smith them is fighting words!

    • @adomaster123
      @adomaster123 4 года назад +34

      first last idiotic idea. If anyone actually abandoned emotion for logic they’d be in a federal prison in 48 hours.

    • @saladman420
      @saladman420 4 года назад

      Agreed

  • @okayok8760
    @okayok8760 4 года назад +154

    “Everyday is Sunday to us” this is the smartest joke I have ever heard

    • @Tondadrd
      @Tondadrd 3 года назад

      I didn't get it :(

    • @cahillgreg
      @cahillgreg 3 года назад +8

      @@Tondadrd She means that regular life has rendered her hysterical - and she's retiring to the attic

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 3 года назад +16

      @@Tondadrd To her, everyday is the day when guys watch sports on Sunday and speak to the athletes (tv) like they're crazy.

  • @mohamadesmk
    @mohamadesmk 4 года назад +2349

    she be spitting facts

    • @Seth-rb9nc
      @Seth-rb9nc 4 года назад +17

      Mohamad Shakur do she be?

    • @isabellemalott9976
      @isabellemalott9976 4 года назад +19

      Seth M Maybe in a general sense, of course none of this sort of thing is true for every man or woman lol

    • @Glasshopper
      @Glasshopper 4 года назад +24

      She spit fact, yes women are called crazy a lot, but it is just as easy to call men creepy.
      The rest of her act is bitching about stuff she chooses to do then blames it on men.

    • @elidisco
      @elidisco 4 года назад +4

      @TLAMont2008 your comment is contributing to the nightmare far more lol

    • @andrew_h6
      @andrew_h6 4 года назад +1

      TLAMont2008 Imagine being so upset that people on the internet that probably lives over a thousand miles from you has intentionally mixed up the English language.

  • @Midwestgothicc
    @Midwestgothicc 4 года назад +1394

    her eyes are soo pretty wtf

    • @Midwestgothicc
      @Midwestgothicc 4 года назад +5

      Huncho Hendrix oh jskghs thank youu

    • @AmetafJohora
      @AmetafJohora 4 года назад +72

      Huncho Hendrix how do y’all flirt over RUclips comments the profile pics are teeny

    • @erika9726
      @erika9726 4 года назад +2

      @@AmetafJohora HAHAHAHAHA!

    • @leeluv96
      @leeluv96 4 года назад +4

      @@AmetafJohora hey sexy blue butterfly ❤

    • @skyereave9454
      @skyereave9454 4 года назад +2

      "CAN I HAVE THEM!!!??!!"

  • @estevandorado
    @estevandorado 4 года назад +2469

    I swear when she brought up the Scarlett Johansson movie I had ptsd flashbacks of arguments .

    • @Cutiejuliya
      @Cutiejuliya 4 года назад +12

      Why? Why is it such a big deal?

    • @zzzcocopepe
      @zzzcocopepe 4 года назад +60

      This might hurt to read. But the truth can set you free. If a girl is getting mad at you for things like that, it means she's not into you and she feels stuck with you.

    • @estevandorado
      @estevandorado 4 года назад +5

      C really? It checks out, my ex did feel that way but I’m curious to know tie between the two

    • @WasKE395
      @WasKE395 4 года назад +89

      @@zzzcocopepe It could also be an reaction because of lack of reassurance over a long time about how their partner sees them. See the thing is that people have a harder time understanding each other than they actually can ever understand. Because the only thing we have ever experienced is the fact that we have a basic understanding of ourselves and our own thoughts. The basis of the knowledge that our thought processes make constantly is not the same as the thought process another person has but we think it is (And that is the problem) we assume stuff based on the "voice" in our own head which will be wrong at all times because it can never be the same it just can't. That is not to say that we are doomed to die as a species but that makes communication and the "act" of trying to understand that much more important.
      But as the comic said a lot of people are used to bottling it up, and think that because their own thought process reached that conclusion that means everyone would reach the same conclusion.
      I think the short/krocks guy is a brilliant example. Assuming that both in the pair wants to relax watching stand up on a night out.
      I assume his thought process is him wanting to be able to relax on a night out and him thinking I am sitting in a dark room either way so "comfort>style" '
      and assuming his girlfriend is doing the exact same mental exercise. However for her to be able to relax she needs to feel at least a "baseline pretty". Even in the dark they could be called out they are walking on the street/sitting next to people.
      Now they both want to relax but are going about it in very different ways. If the communication is lacking between the partners then she will assume he doesn't care (when in reality he very much went for a relaxed outfit it was very much a thoughtful process) and he will think she can't relax and chill when he sees the amount of work that goes into it (Again a very reasonable thought process for her) not saying this is a man vs. woman thing but rather a human to human thing.

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 4 года назад +10

      I would also like to know why its a big deal. Is it because she's a sex icon?

  • @jacobbowling18
    @jacobbowling18 3 года назад +20

    Not only poignant, but a very well-crafted set. She's honestly underrated. Genuinely delightful!

  • @savokgrim4131
    @savokgrim4131 4 года назад +403

    "You're wearing shorts." LMAO

  • @fnxph03n1x
    @fnxph03n1x 4 года назад +10894

    Basically, she walked over men in this routine... and still not a single time I found it offensive. She knows her stuffs

    • @harleygerken747
      @harleygerken747 4 года назад +141

      Some of it might be true but it's not very not funny. Stop torturing yourself if that's how you see it.

    • @EricJCaraballoso
      @EricJCaraballoso 4 года назад +141

      @@harleygerken747 I didn't find it very funny either. Felt like I was being lectured by an attractive woman, and only the women got to laugh.

    • @sydneyprescott3374
      @sydneyprescott3374 4 года назад +205

      It was funny but very true .....hormonal imbalances doesnt mean crazy

    • @erikcrouch7881
      @erikcrouch7881 4 года назад +65

      @@sydneyprescott3374 Y'know, saying "I'm not crazy. It's just my hormones!" is the same as saying "I didn't stab you because I wanted to hurt you, I did it because Mercury is in retrograde!"

    • @LinneAzalea
      @LinneAzalea 4 года назад +274

      Erik Crouch funny thing about hormones is that women’s hormonal changes are pretty much always the same. During the monthly cycle it’s quite easy to predict female hormonal levels. Men’s hormonal changes though? Highly unpredictable and can change by the hour. Men can get testosterone surges from anything a game of football.

  • @k_a_y_l_e_e
    @k_a_y_l_e_e 4 года назад +909

    "i break up with him _in my head_ because it's none of his fucking business whether we're together or not."
    omfgggggggg xD

  • @bibss9337
    @bibss9337 2 года назад +50

    I'm so proud we have poeple like her to represent the female stand-up comedians side, it was rough without being rough and it was actually funny. After a lot of men being misogynistic and then thinking it's funny, she's a breath of fresh air

    • @WRG-bh8bz
      @WRG-bh8bz Год назад +3

      DYING at this comment. Bars pretty low for you guys tho so i understand

    • @cauliflowerhead2735
      @cauliflowerhead2735 Год назад +3

      @@WRG-bh8bz tell me you have a fragile ego without telling me your have a fragile ego 👆

    • @JimChap
      @JimChap 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@cauliflowerhead2735 That's always the comeback when men point out that they don't find female stand up comics funny and it's frankly pathetic. What's the problem? We're not trying to not laugh. Guys don't laugh at Brendan Schaub either for the same reason, because he's not funny.

    • @leomarilyn4232
      @leomarilyn4232 2 месяца назад

      White men need to learn to dress up to go out to grown up events look like you care, be a man who looks like an adult who works and pays taxes and bills has a bank account and a savings account
      Yes,fashion is all about self expression yes it's a hit or miss in the grown up world really shorts and Crocs are not to be worn out in public those are house shoes I love seeing people fall who wear Crocs they asked for it

  • @deannadavid6482
    @deannadavid6482 4 года назад +384

    Was patiently waiting for her to bring up hair removal. Shaving takes like an hour!!

    • @dsm3759703
      @dsm3759703 4 года назад +11

      So don't do it. Become Sasquatch. Get dumped.

    • @thiacari
      @thiacari 4 года назад +7

      YUP I only shaved once in my life. I've spent these hundreds of hours on reading and sports instead.

    • @shinratensei3878
      @shinratensei3878 4 года назад +23

      ikr AND IT GROWS BACK IN LIKE TWO DAYS AAAAA

    • @shinratensei3878
      @shinratensei3878 4 года назад +2

      ikr AND IT GROWS BACK IN LIKE TWO DAYS AAAAA

    • @glowhoo9226
      @glowhoo9226 4 года назад +1

      So don’t do it

  • @TheErn45
    @TheErn45 4 года назад +11593

    The child of Gal Gadot and Angelina Jolie

    • @wilmafistfit4788
      @wilmafistfit4788 4 года назад +19

      Ernesto Hernande aren’t her and Angelina like the same age

    • @Sport4Life
      @Sport4Life 4 года назад +162

      So she’s torn between killing kids and adopting them?

    • @saugata2762
      @saugata2762 4 года назад +43

      More like gal godats elder sister

    • @sydneyprescott3374
      @sydneyprescott3374 4 года назад +12

      @@Sport4Life 😂😂

    • @aubriekayla4671
      @aubriekayla4671 4 года назад +3

      Yesss! 😆

  • @hees0009
    @hees0009 4 года назад +1387

    "Because he said good morning in a weird tone...."

    • @Lovers_rock25
      @Lovers_rock25 4 года назад +11

      That too, on a text😂

    • @SporeTres
      @SporeTres 4 года назад +7

      @@Lovers_rock25 My coworker does this with her boyfriend. The poor guy doesn't even know what he did. He just texted something that "sounded wrong when read".

    • @Lovers_rock25
      @Lovers_rock25 4 года назад +3

      @@SporeTres Damn, I was kidding 😂😂

  • @marif2993
    @marif2993 4 года назад +460

    she really called everything out, from the false expectations of porn to the pedophilia of wanting a woman to be as hairless as a prepubescent child. WHAT A FUCKING QUEEN

    • @TheChuizar22
      @TheChuizar22 2 года назад +15

      If only it was funny

    • @mint_soup9743
      @mint_soup9743 2 года назад +8

      Nah I prefer to be smooth stop kink shaming it isn't wrong if a full grown woman likes the smooth look and a man gets attached to that cause that was one of his first experiences or whatever. Think

    • @Vastspartan
      @Vastspartan Год назад +6

      Because hair is correlated to masculine. Men should be hairy.

    • @BRlGADE_KINGPIN
      @BRlGADE_KINGPIN Год назад +1

      Who even thinks to equate a woman shaving to a prepubescent child? 🤮 seek help. That’s something a pedo would think to say.

    • @aleejjj
      @aleejjj Год назад +7

      Just because a comedian say so doesn't mean a hairy woman isn't gross 🤢

  • @donaldholderdoc2910
    @donaldholderdoc2910 4 года назад +1988

    This lady has the most gorgeous green eyes in the world! And she's absolutely hilarious and beautiful.

    • @Petr1331
      @Petr1331 4 года назад +1

      Donald Holder*Doc* She’s got the hell of the something, that turnes me on!

    • @JT-in5le
      @JT-in5le 4 года назад +4

      Yes... Master Lo Pan will grant me great wealth if she is delivered safely to him.

    • @dwightdodd3734
      @dwightdodd3734 4 года назад +9

      one very pretty woman,and funnier than hell..........................

    • @just5559
      @just5559 4 года назад +34

      simp

    • @dennisbruh2383
      @dennisbruh2383 3 года назад +19

      Simp

  • @agrace444
    @agrace444 4 года назад +5029

    Why is no one talking about how gorgeous her eyes are?

    • @vikeyone
      @vikeyone 4 года назад +68

      I rarely say a woman she has beautiful eyes because it's a common line and i want truly mean it IF i say it. You're 💯 right. She HAS beautiful eyes.

    • @Tdori61692
      @Tdori61692 4 года назад +27

      THANK YOU!!! I'm not the only one who thinks she has crazy gorgeous eyes.

    • @jaoro8794
      @jaoro8794 4 года назад +44

      Contact lenses

    • @thekhamaclan2807
      @thekhamaclan2807 4 года назад +9

      I like her lips 💋

    • @and3930
      @and3930 4 года назад +48

      Because that's not the point lol

  • @prettypicture1000
    @prettypicture1000 4 года назад +357

    She just roasted her ex medium rare and back again.
    😂😂😂😂

    • @markcadieux3445
      @markcadieux3445 4 года назад +3

      Too bad we won't hear his side of the story.

    • @SkyyPiano
      @SkyyPiano 4 года назад +23

      @@markcadieux3445 Who cares about his story

    • @mintmittens
      @mintmittens 3 года назад +14

      @@markcadieux3445 when he gets to be a good comedian i'll listen to his side

  • @wardog995
    @wardog995 3 года назад +48

    She's the best because she's doing nothing but telling the truth. By the way it's hilarious.

  • @NJGuy1973
    @NJGuy1973 4 года назад +2168

    This reminds me of the joke about the definition of "ruthless."
    For a man to called ruthless, he has to invade a country.
    A woman just has to put you on "hold."

    • @markcadieux3445
      @markcadieux3445 4 года назад +67

      Women are ruthless in divorce court.

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ola171
      @ola171 3 года назад +1

      Like number 1000😆🤩

    • @ffreshfields5211
      @ffreshfields5211 2 года назад +5

      @@markcadieux3445 not for her but for the future of her children who have become her job

    • @markcadieux3445
      @markcadieux3445 2 года назад +1

      @@ffreshfields5211 If she's concerned about her children, she have shared custody. And speak well of their father.

  • @jasonland455
    @jasonland455 4 года назад +906

    Hey that pigeon was alive and he paid me

    • @karinalumen9722
      @karinalumen9722 4 года назад +44

      Could you please state to the court how old that pigeon was?

    • @IlliaDoroshenko
      @IlliaDoroshenko 4 года назад +3

      @@karinalumen9722 lul

    • @kcufeht5795
      @kcufeht5795 4 года назад +1

      Must be tough to kidnap a pigeon.

    • @Darktitanium159
      @Darktitanium159 4 года назад

      @@karinalumen9722 lmfao

    • @naomia4684
      @naomia4684 4 года назад

      Lmfaooooo 😂😂😂

  • @mizztery
    @mizztery 4 года назад +795

    Everything she said is highly accurate! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Torrent263
      @Torrent263 4 года назад +3

      Ha

    • @deadtheories4170
      @deadtheories4170 4 года назад +7

      Nah

    • @tobieeck9676
      @tobieeck9676 4 года назад +3

      She is crazy

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 4 года назад +11

      Not entirely...often the pigeon is alive.

    • @Thenumerou
      @Thenumerou 4 года назад +12

      Men don't care about mascara. Women do that to compete with other women. A man can find a dirty sock and baby oil sexually appealing.

  • @MDNightz
    @MDNightz 3 года назад +15

    Hilarious and sadly, accurate. Great delivery, I laughed hard!

  • @breadfan_85
    @breadfan_85 4 года назад +73

    *WHITNEY* Cummings, I know you're killing it as a writer, but we need more of your stand-up in this world, too!

  • @trangdoanthithuy5144
    @trangdoanthithuy5144 4 года назад +400

    Never take the first seat in Whitney Cummings' show. She knows how to roast

    • @M0viLover
      @M0viLover 3 года назад +8

      Uh, that is pretty much universal, if you're going to a comedy show!!

    • @missiamtwinkles0169
      @missiamtwinkles0169 3 года назад +3

      @@M0viLover ruined the joke bruh

    • @yeeaahBUDDY
      @yeeaahBUDDY 3 года назад +4

      @@missiamtwinkles0169 it wasn't a joke

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 года назад +2

      She said he was wearing shorts and crocs

  • @jennathompson4242
    @jennathompson4242 4 года назад +127

    I grew up with five brothers, was freaking screaming at the football bit.🤣😂🤣

  • @fierybookworm
    @fierybookworm 3 года назад +347

    Ladies, don't date a man who makes you feel like you need to do this stuff for his love. More often than not if he makes you feel inadequate while you're dating, time won't make it better, and marriage will make it worse ❤️

    • @AfricaGeo
      @AfricaGeo 3 года назад +11

      Funny when women do it it’s just for his own benefit and he should thank her

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 3 года назад +11

      @@AfricaGeo In turn, women will also thank men for putting in the effort. Women just got used to seeing it and don't expect the same effort from men, especially because it was never expected to begin with even if wanted. It's quite simple, to be honest. The expectation is just different.

    • @anushka1063
      @anushka1063 3 года назад +20

      @Xiomara Carey Makeup and shaving aren't fucking general hygiene

    • @harshjain7028
      @harshjain7028 3 года назад +6

      The truth is that women will ALWAYS fall for the guy who makes them feel like she nees to do this stuff for his love. And a guy who accepts her for who she is --- she will be like there is something wrong with this guy. She will mentally reject him.

    • @Mortainous
      @Mortainous 3 года назад +2

      @@harshjain7028 It's sad but more often than not true.

  • @levelheaded0038
    @levelheaded0038 4 года назад +1124

    When it comes to relationships, if a girl is asked why they broke up, she’ll give a long and thoughtful explanation. If a guy is asked, the response is, “she was crazy.” Every. Single. Time.

    • @Boogeyman7274
      @Boogeyman7274 3 года назад +30

      Boys/Men usually just want to keep those thing to themselves

    • @olivercheeseman8227
      @olivercheeseman8227 3 года назад +49

      A lot of girls do be crazy though

    • @dandeliondunmer3637
      @dandeliondunmer3637 3 года назад +181

      @@olivercheeseman8227 alot of men do be crazy though

    • @olivercheeseman8227
      @olivercheeseman8227 3 года назад +21

      @@dandeliondunmer3637 trueeeeee

    • @stevendalloesingh1214
      @stevendalloesingh1214 3 года назад +5

      Ever heard of the term "equality attract"?. No? Neither have I. Feminizm will be the downfall of women.

  • @cl759
    @cl759 4 года назад +179

    🤣🤣🤣🤣This starts off wicked finishes brutal.

  • @KoraDJess
    @KoraDJess 4 года назад +195

    *She's working hard and you're wearing your pijamas this is unbelievable*

  • @maxalmonte14
    @maxalmonte14 3 года назад +84

    She was just standing there and spitting facts nonstop 😂😂

  • @warmdusk
    @warmdusk 4 года назад +603

    Ahh the “porn after I fall asleep” part hit hard when my ex used to watch porn instead of have sex with me. One of the worst feeling you can have emotionally

    • @isabellgleiter6192
      @isabellgleiter6192 4 года назад +169

      @NEKKRON shut up

    • @jirahjashmiermacalino7556
      @jirahjashmiermacalino7556 4 года назад +71

      NEKKRON why should she?

    • @ameliaheart5091
      @ameliaheart5091 4 года назад +102

      NEKKRON If you are with the right person & have a healthy relationship a good sex life will come naturally from both sides. No one should have to “try hard”. It’s something that happens if you both feel like it, and if he never does, than the problem is on HIS side.

    • @sadgurlpodcast___7692
      @sadgurlpodcast___7692 4 года назад +36

      @NEKKRON Troll harder

    • @ablurida
      @ablurida 4 года назад +15

      Damn well congrats for even having dated him, I wouldn't last a week with someone that did that.

  • @alexaklapp2573
    @alexaklapp2573 4 года назад +585

    Why is she so pretty what even

    • @BackwoodBanshee
      @BackwoodBanshee 4 года назад +10

      Because the entirety of the population that identifies as a male, or masculine of gender neutral at any moment require women to apply copious amounts of "chemicals and poison" to their faces in order for them to maintain an integral part of society. Failure to comply will result in possible fines, arrest, hanging, or burning.

    • @alexaklapp2573
      @alexaklapp2573 4 года назад +53

      Devin Tjelmeland i just wanted to compliment someone but ..

    • @IndefinableSin
      @IndefinableSin 4 года назад +6

      @@alexaklapp2573 You brought that on yourself, half the set was about women putting on make up.

    • @belowall2496
      @belowall2496 4 года назад +5

      @@BackwoodBanshee You're an idiot, quit being so dramatic ...

    • @tarikay93
      @tarikay93 4 года назад +5

      She had a surgery. You can't tell?

  • @annaneedle1877
    @annaneedle1877 4 года назад +502

    This woman is amazing I laughed so hard. She spits nothing but facts!

    • @soleil2269
      @soleil2269 4 года назад +15

      Did we watch the same video

    • @xomi_el
      @xomi_el 4 года назад +4

      If being sexist is a fact ok madam

    • @echostorm1996
      @echostorm1996 4 года назад +32

      @@xomi_el Oh please, male comedians love to bitch about women in their routines. I doubt you've ever expressed concern over them.

    • @stupidindividual3102
      @stupidindividual3102 4 года назад +5

      I’m sorry but I’ve never seen any good female comedians they just joke about there vagina for an hour

    • @dwightdodd3734
      @dwightdodd3734 4 года назад +3

      it's funny,because it's TRUE ........................

  • @elephantwalkersmith1533
    @elephantwalkersmith1533 3 года назад +7

    I saw a W video where she rescues a dog. W was such a good person in the video. W is nothing like her comedy, she is kind and caring, and a real down to earth person. Thanks for helping our furry friends W!

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 2 года назад

      Another fan of George Bush?

  • @omarpage4132
    @omarpage4132 4 года назад +214

    Reminds me of that one Donald glover sketch with crazy man stories 😂

    • @robynwilson9227
      @robynwilson9227 4 года назад +2

      Oof I love that skit. So UNBELIEVABLY true

    • @robynwilson9227
      @robynwilson9227 4 года назад +1

      @Milkshake Of Death I mean who's to say he ripped her off? Like it's a truthful observation, more than one person was bound to make it

    • @boho3785
      @boho3785 4 года назад +2

      True. Something like “when men go crazy, you gonna die”

    • @andrew_h6
      @andrew_h6 4 года назад

      Milkshake Of Death You implied Donald Glover ripped off the skit from Margaret Atwood. Do you even know what you said?

    • @andrew_h6
      @andrew_h6 4 года назад

      Milkshake Of Death Well of hats the case have a good day. I’m not going to talk to someone who is playin dumb.

  • @asmrme600
    @asmrme600 4 года назад +364

    Seriously, guys wish we were obsessed with them lol

    • @sayitloudblcknproud
      @sayitloudblcknproud 4 года назад +34

      They have no clue what amount of 0 fucks we really give...

    • @andrew_h6
      @andrew_h6 4 года назад +4

      BrownSkinGirl1969 “We.”

    • @lami704
      @lami704 4 года назад +3

      Some Guy chill

    • @dagda3000
      @dagda3000 4 года назад +9

      Girls are obsessed with guys they consider a good catch. Not so much with guys they feel they have settled for.

    • @Tao-fp3yr
      @Tao-fp3yr 4 года назад +3

      Yeah. Y'all are. When we look like Brad Pitt, Idris, Denzel, or (Insert celeb).

  • @Flascoexp
    @Flascoexp 4 года назад +794

    It hurts cause it's true, she definitely level out playing field. Them massacred every man in the room and those watching.

    • @lazerarray8037
      @lazerarray8037 4 года назад +37

      She funny but she did not level the playing at all. Most of the stuff she complained about was stuff she and women choose to do.😂

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 4 года назад +8

      @thegeorgezila #notallmen. Waaaah, she's not funny/offensive/not offensive enough, etc. etc.

    • @bellasullivan2995
      @bellasullivan2995 4 года назад +6

      ​@skankhunt42 Yes, as a woman I can confirm that logic has been filtered out through evolution

    • @markcadieux3445
      @markcadieux3445 4 года назад +3

      @@lazerarray8037 They do it so that we will find them attractive enough to spend our money on them.

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 4 года назад +1

      I LOVE HER!!!! 😍💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

  • @karelklos5483
    @karelklos5483 3 года назад +32

    “Everyday is Sunday for us” was a god tier joke

  • @SG-sj5zr
    @SG-sj5zr 4 года назад +112

    Tell 👏it👏sis👏
    This was a straight up ROAST 😂😂😂

  • @taiwoal
    @taiwoal 4 года назад +1742

    The sad realities of life: turned into stand-up comedy.

    • @yeflynne
      @yeflynne 4 года назад +45

      Yes bro comedy heals and provides awareness

    • @stevendalloesingh1214
      @stevendalloesingh1214 3 года назад +4

      Also: tragedy is funny, no matter how you flip it. Smiles are so powerful.

    • @LoveYourself-ql8gi
      @LoveYourself-ql8gi 3 года назад +2

      @AL people agree because its true

    • @Mortainous
      @Mortainous 3 года назад

      @@LoveYourself-ql8gi it's possible but also a nice way of saying bandwagons don't exist anymore.

  • @tunisreads
    @tunisreads 4 года назад +68

    this woman deserved a standind freaking ovation, hats off

    • @joykelley9971
      @joykelley9971 3 года назад +2

      Don't understand why her TV Show was EVER canceled !!!

    • @youtube8775
      @youtube8775 Год назад

      ​@Joy Kelley , Same reason women's basketball needs to be subsidized. No one watches it.

  • @kuuleilove3469
    @kuuleilove3469 3 года назад +6

    2 texts in a row and you're crazy lmao so true!!!😂😂😂

  • @ags3484
    @ags3484 4 года назад +107

    she has the prettiest eye color i’ve ever seen

    • @bbcc716
      @bbcc716 3 года назад +3

      Contact lens🙃

  • @user-ey4ut9uc8w
    @user-ey4ut9uc8w 4 года назад +308

    Honestly, this is pretty accurate for both guys and girls 😂

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 4 года назад +23

      I mean, who among us hasn't dropped seed on a dead pigeon?

    • @pandagamer-hg5be
      @pandagamer-hg5be 4 года назад +10

      @@ddebenedictis *utter silence*

    • @shar7923
      @shar7923 4 года назад +1

      Otakuuuu

    • @def_leppard_junkie
      @def_leppard_junkie 4 года назад +1

      No one can stop Bebop cause his shades are Gucci. :)

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 4 года назад

      How do you know it is accurate for girls, pretty sure you are a guy?

  • @bellawilliams347
    @bellawilliams347 4 года назад +1541

    On this week’s episode of: “are the straights okay?”

    • @edawhat3737
      @edawhat3737 4 года назад +78

      LMAO literally what i was thinking

    • @kranberry3318
      @kranberry3318 4 года назад +45

      My thoughts EXACTLY

    • @gespachosoup
      @gespachosoup 4 года назад +118

      My sister has been hospitalized by her girlfriend, publicly humiliated by another one posting her nudes on anonib before it was taken down, and still can't find a decent girl to be with. We all have the same issues why is it always this 'us versus them' stance? Chill out

    • @tunisreads
      @tunisreads 4 года назад +76

      @@gespachosoup because it's a joke...

    • @gespachosoup
      @gespachosoup 4 года назад +37

      @@tunisreads all jokes contain truth that's why we find them funny, lmao. Simple minds

  • @Pwnagotchi-0
    @Pwnagotchi-0 3 года назад +24

    As a man, I can not deny the logic she is bringing to her standup and in a strange way I find it extremely hard to resist.

  • @edrispro
    @edrispro 4 года назад +376

    I see those eyebrows and I already know she's been called crazy so much she had to make it part of her set.

    • @antred11
      @antred11 4 года назад +4

      I don't get the connection? She's got crazy eyebrows? 🤔

    • @reginatrigos8215
      @reginatrigos8215 4 года назад +17

      Wow you missed the entire point of her bit

    • @Nyxthebat04
      @Nyxthebat04 4 года назад +21

      So now women are called crazy because of their eyebrows-

    • @fatalexcerpts
      @fatalexcerpts 4 года назад +2

      @@Nyxthebat04 "women"? The OP only mentioned the comic, how does that equate to all women? Ever seen carrot top? Think his eyebrows make him look a bit loony? Same deal. I don't understand what the vast mental leap is there. Or why the need to get defensive on behalf of all women. Ya know, what I find most amusing about this bit is how it seems to be flytrap for all the females it attempts, and fails, to vindicate.

    • @mariebourgot4949
      @mariebourgot4949 4 года назад +1

      @@fatalexcerpts But that's...literally the theme of the video, did you even watched it, or did you only heard, what you wanted to hear and neglect the rest, like women specifically being called crazy over nothing?

  • @Torrent263
    @Torrent263 4 года назад +273

    My mom yelled at the TV so much my dad stopped watching football

    • @KingConsoleJordan
      @KingConsoleJordan 4 года назад +12

      PAYLOAD studios I feel the pain my mom won’t stfu like lady they can’t hear you

    • @idwtbam
      @idwtbam 4 года назад +4

      She played that well

    • @lizbosen771
      @lizbosen771 4 года назад +6

      Sounds like she won then.

    • @kokoniqueful
      @kokoniqueful 4 года назад +2

      She's very clever lol

  • @opheliapain455
    @opheliapain455 4 года назад +127

    She has helped me keep smiles, this is why I love comedy. It’s an art.
    Love you beautiful.

  • @sarahdoanpeace3623
    @sarahdoanpeace3623 9 месяцев назад

    8 minutes of total truths and complete facts!!! Absolutely hilarious!!!!

  • @westernpigeon
    @westernpigeon 4 года назад +335

    remove the crowd laughter and this is a TEDtalk

    • @ojberrettaberretta5314
      @ojberrettaberretta5314 3 года назад

      is it actual laughter or is it a tape like i really cant tell it doesnt sounds like genuine laughing

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 2 года назад +1

      I found your comment funnier than her set

  • @deathmetal0914
    @deathmetal0914 4 года назад +5232

    She is what Amy Schumer wishes she could be.

    • @hiddederaad595
      @hiddederaad595 4 года назад +257

      DeathMetal09 skinny?

    • @nikkifrancis8566
      @nikkifrancis8566 4 года назад +28

      Facts

    • @Im_Zion
      @Im_Zion 4 года назад +140

      @@hiddederaad595 yo this was so mean that I felt it in the deepest depths of my soul and I love it

    • @mamicci2
      @mamicci2 4 года назад +13

      😆😆😆😆Shots fired

    • @skydivekrazy76
      @skydivekrazy76 4 года назад +41

      Amy has zero chance of being this funny, attractive or thin.

  • @colindavis2113
    @colindavis2113 4 года назад +311

    Dudes have Patrice o’ Neil and Bill Burr to talk about how crazy women are and Women have Whitney Cummings to tell us about how crazy we are....love it!

    • @scottenchris
      @scottenchris 4 года назад +37

      Fun fact: Bill Burr produced her last Netflix special, he's a huge fan!

    • @Tracy-xe9zu
      @Tracy-xe9zu 4 года назад +45

      Dudes have almost every male comedian ever, they LOVE to bitch about women :/

    • @puesbien
      @puesbien 4 года назад +6

      It’s refreshing to see the fairer sex’s POV on our craziness.

    • @sthoughtsarchive2791
      @sthoughtsarchive2791 3 года назад

      Lol noice

    • @SimonKnight1023
      @SimonKnight1023 3 года назад +2

      @@Tracy-xe9zu You give them a lot of material.

  • @prathyusha5393
    @prathyusha5393 3 года назад +21

    Man, I love her! Thanks for speaking for us gurl!

  • @unbotheredmovement
    @unbotheredmovement 4 года назад +119

    She nailed it at the end.🙌

    • @joco7977
      @joco7977 4 года назад +2

      Nailed it

    • @Tri_The_Force
      @Tri_The_Force 4 года назад +4

      Nailed what? Hairy women are disgusting to everyone except hairy women.

    • @lami704
      @lami704 4 года назад +2

      OutsideOpinion short men are are clowns

    • @violettelovesjesus8888
      @violettelovesjesus8888 4 года назад +1

      Cool name

    • @strawberrycherrybaby
      @strawberrycherrybaby 4 года назад

      @@Tri_The_Force Except for the multiple men I've dated who said they prefer natural hair. A woman without body hair is called a child. Y'all are creepy.

  • @MistaKlutch
    @MistaKlutch 4 года назад +18

    Yo the one about talking to athletes in the TV.....my Wife didn't know how DEEP I got into sports until she married me, and the Mavs played the spurs in round 1 of the playoffs one year. I was LEGIT standing on the table yelling at the Mavs like i was a coach at one point. Whitney is 1000000000% on point LMFAO

  • @VihanDamaris
    @VihanDamaris 4 года назад +88

    This just fueled my desire to stop putting make up and remove body hair. Ain't worth the trouble.

    • @rohilthomson
      @rohilthomson 4 года назад +5

      It's sad that you make decisions about your own body based on someone else's opinions

    • @VihanDamaris
      @VihanDamaris 4 года назад +39

      @@rohilthomson it happens to match my convictions. She just gave me the boldness to do it.

    • @twoprayingbuddhas892
      @twoprayingbuddhas892 4 года назад +6

      I do shave because it feels more comfortable, and not itchy😂

    • @nochipsonlycrisps8639
      @nochipsonlycrisps8639 3 года назад +1

      It really is upto you.Won't make much difference with that mug of yours anyway.

    • @prefershe
      @prefershe 3 года назад +1

      Hi, there's not supposed to be anything wrong with makeup if that's what you desire for yourself, you don't think she's wearing makeup on here? And some of us don't want our underarms and private areas to look like a forest, thanks and goodbye 😆

  • @taiwoal
    @taiwoal 3 года назад +4

    I love this woman. The heavens bless you Ms. Cummings.

  • @yesiampsycho
    @yesiampsycho 4 года назад +677

    Is it just me or does she looks a lot like Sandra Bullock? 🤔

  • @yowshiii3
    @yowshiii3 4 года назад +194

    her eyes are pretty

    • @dinishalewis425
      @dinishalewis425 4 года назад +2

      Yea they are

    • @eshwar6969
      @eshwar6969 4 года назад +4

      Those dead soulless green eyes

    • @keithbagdon6888
      @keithbagdon6888 4 года назад +2

      You like the insane amount of makeup that makes her eyes look pretty*

    • @yowshiii3
      @yowshiii3 4 года назад

      i didnt even realize i got likes

    • @yowshiii3
      @yowshiii3 4 года назад +1

      Keith Bagdon nah, the color is really pretty. i dont know what kinda makeup youd put on eyes, son

  • @thewhat531
    @thewhat531 4 года назад +17

    Her latest special was my favorite stand up-show of 2019.

    • @koto9
      @koto9 4 года назад +2

      The What!!? Where did you watch it? Netflix?

  • @chuckrennert4540
    @chuckrennert4540 2 года назад +1

    I am a guy from New York. Whitney is great! Keep it coming! Plus your face and body are rockin! Keep it up kid!

  • @merriichin
    @merriichin 4 года назад +461

    This comment section literally proves her whole point

    • @ghrasta.
      @ghrasta. 4 года назад +40

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @TheBmills415
      @TheBmills415 4 года назад +61

      I'm a guy and she's spot on
      I'm not a simp either she was giving a great perspective I never thought about

    • @feelsman7837
      @feelsman7837 4 года назад +2

      Does it actually

    • @philipemmanuel4122
      @philipemmanuel4122 3 года назад +5

      @@feelsman7837 no, it does not. Beware those who constantly misuse use the word, “literally”. 🤮

    • @zzzcocopepe
      @zzzcocopepe 3 года назад

      @@charlievelez3510 what u said was disrespectful and evil

  • @Beeetlejjug
    @Beeetlejjug 4 года назад +561

    She just called out everyman who ever lived

    • @marianluc6235
      @marianluc6235 4 года назад +16

      Gobble Turkey that's how she makes a good living .don't worry she will hit the wall in couple of years .I see her in the future with a company of 10 cats.

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 4 года назад +30

      @@marianluc6235 SEXIST and wrong. Typical guy, can't respect a woman! Massive MASSIVE EGO, INSECURE.

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 4 года назад +10

      @Hawken Samurai SEXIST AND WRONG, BUD.

    • @cinivia8840
      @cinivia8840 4 года назад +2

      Good for her

    • @TrueRattlehead
      @TrueRattlehead 4 года назад +12

      @@nofybn7794 lol you type like a feminist Trump

  • @WhenDarknessFalls100
    @WhenDarknessFalls100 4 года назад +70

    I would LOVE to see her and Bill Burr in a stage and just let loose on each other 😂

  • @beckystarrski
    @beckystarrski 2 года назад +6

    God I love this! Whitney is one of the comedians I can definitely listen to & not get extremely bored, like with some other female comedians.🙄🤣 I had a boyfriend one who told me to just “ignore” my cramps. He was so nice, but so fing clueless about certain things when it came to females. Some women don’t get bad cramps. However some (I knw if ur reading this u understand) have almost debilitating ones. Anyway my best friend said to him one random month, after he told me “mind over matter” & they’ll go away. She said okay, “let me kick you in your nuts!” And tell me if mind over matter helps you..🤣

  • @bigtimetorifan
    @bigtimetorifan 4 года назад +57

    Im thinking right now ‘Dang, shes right!’ Women (chose) to put ourselves thru extensive beautification in hopes of achieving the levels. Which are everywhere in the media.

    • @bigtimetorifan
      @bigtimetorifan 4 года назад +2

      Yes, and there’s that!!

    • @Glasshopper
      @Glasshopper 4 года назад +9

      You forget the parts where she blames men for her decisions then wonders why she gets called crazy so often.

    • @Glasshopper
      @Glasshopper 4 года назад +3

      @thegeorgezila she is right blaming men for HER decisions,
      how so?

    • @Glasshopper
      @Glasshopper 4 года назад +4

      @thegeorgezila pretend your all smart and superior while being thick as a board.
      Tell the truth, your account is a catfish and you are pretending to be a man.

    • @Glasshopper
      @Glasshopper 4 года назад +2

      @thegeorgezila you pretend to be superior yet you can not even understand that it's her own choices she is bitching about.
      Does it make you feel special to pretend to be so superior.

  • @akj3344
    @akj3344 4 года назад +135

    Definitely best female standup comedian! I can't remember anyone else who makes us laugh the way she does.

    • @DiscordBeing
      @DiscordBeing 4 года назад +2

      Try Sarah Millican.

    • @PianoViolinGuitar
      @PianoViolinGuitar 4 года назад +6

      Look up Iliza Shlesinger! She’s one of my favorites too!

    • @coleparker3306
      @coleparker3306 4 года назад +6

      Nikki Glaser

    • @akj3344
      @akj3344 4 года назад +2

      @@coleparker3306 I am afraid I hate nikki. She is funny at roasts but she is a b**** in real life. Doesn't treat people in good way from what I know.

    • @mariedaparellio5686
      @mariedaparellio5686 4 года назад +1

      Whitney's good but Taylor Tomlinson is funnier. ruclips.net/video/f82CYDZyTeU/видео.html

  • @chrisbroguiere3593
    @chrisbroguiere3593 4 года назад +21

    This woman is hilarious! Love this lady. I'm glad to see she is getting the fame and notoriety she so deserves. Her journey has just begun. She is going to be huge!

  • @pault4249
    @pault4249 Месяц назад

    LOL, this is a very creative and funny clip. thank you

  • @FitzRave
    @FitzRave 4 года назад +75

    And here I thought my girl actually liked lettuce

  • @hsu42387
    @hsu42387 4 года назад +18

    damn she slayed this set

  • @deadtheories4170
    @deadtheories4170 4 года назад +332

    She reminds me of wonder women.

    • @eddyram4932
      @eddyram4932 4 года назад +5

      You mean Gal Gadot? 😂😂😂

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 4 года назад

      @unknown unknown SEXIST!

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 4 года назад +1

      Woman not WOMEN. Women is more then 1.

    • @deadtheories4170
      @deadtheories4170 4 года назад

      @@nofybn7794 r/woooosh

    • @lorenahafner9804
      @lorenahafner9804 4 года назад

      @unknown unknown because she is really fucking good at it !!!

  • @r0ninh01
    @r0ninh01 3 года назад

    All of her videos are brilliant, but this one is the best I've seen.

  • @countpythagoras
    @countpythagoras 4 года назад +13

    Everyday is a Sunday fors us. Such an underrated joke

  • @meutiaqoonita7404
    @meutiaqoonita7404 4 года назад +41

    She is a mix of angelina Jolie and evangeline Lily! AND A FUNNY ONE THAT IS

  • @Horisukun
    @Horisukun 4 года назад +57

    2:32 let me tell you about how my mother talks to the characters when she watches soap operas like they can hear her. Ya, it's not just a guy thing.

    • @thismyytbhandle
      @thismyytbhandle 4 года назад +2

      Lol, I do the same with shows I watch.

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 4 года назад +3

      Lol I've only heard people talk to sports, maybe your mom is crazy.

    • @alistairt7544
      @alistairt7544 4 года назад +5

      Lol I think that's the point of her skit, we're all crazy!

    • @illyanaamara8536
      @illyanaamara8536 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, I find myself watching horror movies and yelling, "bitch, dont go downstairs, what are you doing?"

    • @neolord1215
      @neolord1215 4 года назад

      @@theflowerhead maybe you don't talk to that many people? Or the people you know are normal and only do it when their alone?

  • @angelwild9145
    @angelwild9145 2 года назад +4

    She’s both gorgeous AND hysterical!! And … REAL!! Love her! 😂✌️😍🐕🌎🏙🐉🎉⭐️🎉

  • @rohinigottipati
    @rohinigottipati 4 года назад +126

    Goddess descended upon Earth throwing FACTS right in the faces of straight men🙏

    • @belowall2496
      @belowall2496 4 года назад +11

      Interestingly enough, all you have to do to be called crazy ... is be straight and male

    • @isabellemalott9976
      @isabellemalott9976 4 года назад +12

      Below All I don’t think I’ve Ever heard anyone call somebody crazy just because they’re straight and a man. If they act crazy, then yea. But not because of those two reasons lol

    • @jacksontylerg174
      @jacksontylerg174 4 года назад +9

      Because straight men are the only ones who can do wrong....... ignorance

    • @wongledongle340
      @wongledongle340 4 года назад +3

      @@belowall2496 man maybe they are just crazy and happen to be straight and male.
      cause you seem pretty crazy right now and I don't even know what race you are

    • @isabelvaladez8853
      @isabelvaladez8853 4 года назад

      @@belowall2496 www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DW171n_v4ZAs&ved=2ahUKEwjjrJSKy8nnAhVHIKwKHXcODrQQwqsBMAB6BAgEEAQ&usg=AOvVaw0uvD4l92ja14ewWEQ8H8q6

  • @arrianetolentino6459
    @arrianetolentino6459 4 года назад +13

    That zoom in when she said "you know what?" tho lmao

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink 4 года назад +52

    Tom Brady will remember that.

  • @llivvy3291
    @llivvy3291 3 года назад +5

    Her eyes are my favourite type of green wtf she’s so pretty ✨✨

  • @arisaric6369
    @arisaric6369 4 года назад +370

    Is this TED talk? Because i feel like i learned more about how other women think instead of laughing.!

    • @whitkincy7763
      @whitkincy7763 4 года назад

      Dude same

    • @Chloe_Kolohe808
      @Chloe_Kolohe808 4 года назад +3

      She’s certainly dressed like a TED talk speaker

    • @Kuzyapso
      @Kuzyapso 4 года назад

      Same

    • @somabalestra1131
      @somabalestra1131 3 года назад +4

      Why don't you say that to male comedians. I feel like I was in a Psychology class when I watch them.

    • @arisaric6369
      @arisaric6369 3 года назад

      @@somabalestra1131 i definitely would to some.

  • @EverettBoarder
    @EverettBoarder 4 года назад +99

    I’ve been trying to figure out who she sounds like and I realized there’s a hint of Christopher walken in there

  • @innastefanova
    @innastefanova 4 года назад +96

    😂😂😂 i love her dark sense of humour

    • @SteelPlated
      @SteelPlated 4 года назад +17

      Inna Stefanova lol this ain’t dark

  • @DiscoChixify
    @DiscoChixify 3 года назад +33

    I hate shaving so much that any time a man has ever asked me to, even if it’s been like 3 months since the last time I shaved, I have glared at him without blinking like a serial killer until he apologized. I manage my hair if and when I want to, on my schedule, for me and no one else. My husband and I still have amazing intimacy, because he knows I’m a goddess; hair or bare. There’s nothing hotter than a confident woman. Happiness & calm are contagious. Love yourself first. Others will treat you how you treat yourself.

    • @d.mihaila8208
      @d.mihaila8208 3 года назад +3

      Good on you! Wish the majority of woman will have this much confidence :*