Comedian Greta Titelman Explains Her Chill Hot Girl Fantasy | VICE LIVE
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- Greta Titleman breaks down exactly how things would go, if she could manifest her fantasy of being a "chill hot girl."
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The way she caricatures and breaks down cliche personalities is freaking brilliant
Dont see what people are so angry about. I thought it was funny. It's not a standard setup punchline format which is interesting, shes setting up a vibe that we can all picture and playing into the pretentiousness of that vibe. "Portugal was insane" isnt the punchline, the whole thing was the punchline: the egg, the ghee, the loft, all of it. It's not like the greatest thing I've ever heard but I would watch more.
But the point is that it is a slow-moving train wreck with NO outlets for laughter... Maybe she should try creative writing, instead, where there isn't necessarily A NECESSITY TO PROVOKE LAUGHTER EVERY MINUTE OR SO...
It’s a satire of herself
I liked this. It wasn't a typical stand up routine but it was an entertaining perspective to spend 5 minutes in
This was hella funny & the fact all these guys got mad means she nailed it. It’s a joke about a type of person we hate but secretly wanna be.
MAPS VIDEO I mean,. She’s clearly doing something right considering a performance on vice 🤷♂️ Tho even with explanation given.. glorifi-satire, I dunno man, I’m confused.
I think this plays into the whole 'different strokes for different folks' vibe. As I didn't exactly find this overtly funny.
I'm not a man but I am attracted to women. I can imagine the feeling of shriveling inside as this hot woman makes me a singular egg and feeling completely useless.
Oh
Lol I was wondering about my egg and then she reassured me that is not burning. 😂
You guys are haters. She tells a GOOD story and doesnt talk once about sex. This is skill
@ian one Compared to all other story tellers. You little internet troll.
Looked her up, I Can see why she is a film director now, great storytelling and I like her dry humour if she is poking fun at pretentious culture, I like how that isn't obvious too
I hope she gets into screenwriting too. Even her story telling here is so great.
I like the sound of her voice a lot actually. She has a Chelsea Handler vibe. Keep grinding!
LMAO like its a good thing....
All the stoner girls like that in LA either have wealthy parents or sugar daddies.
I think she's fine... don't really understand why so many people are angry???
If you consider the question "ghee or coconut oil?" to be a knee slapper, then yeah...she was hilarious
Megan Rivera she’s a female comedian, they’ll put up with obnoxious and unfunny male ones but because she’s a woman she’s all of a sudden arrogant/unfunny/etc etc 🙄
They are pissed they wasted too much of their lives waiting for the comedy to begin, then being told they didn’t like it because of the so called comedians gender.
This is SO good. I’m trying to find more content from her and I can’t!
She is a good story teller.
The egg was the trick question not the ghee or coconut oil. Everyone knows she is vegan. She doesn't eat eggs or use oil of any type.
man i grew up in the valley n still can’t shake the accent, this has me absolutely f*cking dying
I can't understand the fucking dislikes because I was dying from this. It's so fucking accurate. It takes a special kind of humor to get it I suppose.
I swear to god: I was cooking dinner while playing this, when she goes "I cook on low because I'm European" I'm like dude, that's me! (and I had never heard that before).
And the craziest part of it all is: I'm actually from Portugal.
xD
(I'd like to add that I am extremely sexy as well, but that part is debatable)
What why?? That takes longer and the egg doesn't get any of the crispy edges from medium-high heat
i literally love her so much
So good. Loved it.
"this is eating up my time" somehow such a good tag on and one of my favorite parts
i see the 4chan incel comedy police has arrived...
onefour14 ah yes because everyone who didn’t enjoy a female comedian is a misogynistic virgin
It’s annoying because suddenly everyone is a comedy expert.
How are they always onli-
Oh
Well, to be honest I did laugh at you comment more than the video :D
But then maybe A dude that doesn't get smoking can't really relate with a hot girl who wants to smoke
you've never seen my work but it doesnt matter
So smart! Love it!
Where's the joke I didn't hear it
This was wy to smart for 99% of the people in the comments.
this girl invented a genre: californian southern gothic
Nice story telling 😎
Seems Like a pre-Carolyn Channing before meeting max black lol.
More like the passive-agressive sis of Carolyn
She only has 8 years left on her trust fund guys give her a Break
It was a visual thing where they wrapped the joke in a jumpsuit?
I will never get that time back.
If only Patrice could see this????
That would've been funny.
Jim Norton defined it in a pod saying the new crop have this aloof delivery but no substance. So as they can sustain this mirror to an audience, the trick is complete.
Grab up all these posers and put them on an episode of Kill Tony.
She's the cutest of the cute and funny as hell! Thnx youtube!
she seems more like a performance artist than a comedian . . .
What in the actual fuck was this? Vice's take on comedy is hilarious in itself
here from teachers lounge!
it's like a truman capote monologue.
Huh? Did I miss part of this? Did you guys give the Canadian audience a shortened version or something?
This is basically a seduction show
Yes, Portugal was insane.
There's alotta hate going on in the comments. Jeez, she was only trying to make you laugh. And she tried without being racist or sexist. It takes guts to stand up in front of an audience and tell jokes and I admire her bravery. She's got a presence and urge her to keep on pursuing comedy. Her impression of a hot chick that some people hate themselves for secretly envying, was spot on. If you don't like it, then move on or better, I urge you to try to be a comedian.
That's always Bullshit: "let's see YOU do it!" Really???
This was painful to watch
Exactly it made me want to gouge my eyes out
@Steban Lewansky Nah it's not the voice, the set felt unfinished and unpolished as if she hasn't gone from club to club to perfect it. Felt sloppy and the concept isn't that appealing to people.
Only detail I'd change is I limit my products of combustion by not using papers plus glass is reusable an tech recyclable
Hmmm I can’t figure out what the audience is laughing about???
Holy fuck!
This was 4 minutes and 50 seconds of setup, for a non-existent punch.....
Not only are the Vice Live hosts non-talented, but so are their guests.
THought this was gonna be dumb....no....great skit. Very funny actually
I bought it
Becky with the good hair and bad stand-up
#1 ON TRENDING
Except her hair is trash. Shit looks like it’d blow away like a dandelion with the slightest gust of wind.
newthrash1221 💀💀💀💀
An entire story arc dedicated to the punchline “Portugal was insane ” wtf is this trash ...
Take it easy,Paddy Wack, throw a dog her bone.
Not funny, but not bad storyteller.
This standup seems more like the development of a character-based sketch.
How did the egg turn out?
No jokes. Interesting none the less.
Is she swedish?
I study comedy, there is direct relation to "appearance" & "comedy" if you look better than your jokes sound.... welp
you study comedy?
@@supperandjazz2249 ikr lmao
*seems legit*
5'7" 123 lbs, with beach hair, boyshorts and SOFT freckles.... is this woman gay?, bc she's describing MY fantasy!
Deconstruction of the stand up form. I am now a fan.
You got her name wrong.
All the hate from the guys, fuck off, shes good. And she's WAY better than Whitney Cummings, Nikki Glazer, or Amy Schumer.
She’s more of a story teller than a comedian.
thats the style of comedy
I kept waiting for the payoff.. still waiting
She look like Em
There’s a difference between being funny to your friends and being funny to a live audience. She has that “ inside joke “ type of humor mistaken for actual comedy. She’s hot though
“My dream is to be able to be a hot girl who can smoke weed”
I relate and I feel personally attacked with so much of this. So true. I am dead, this KILLED me. Found a new lady comedian that I love. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Right because ugly bookish girls who are in the library are the ones smoking all the weed :D
I love u gertieeeeee
Can’t that 4 minutes of my life back
Hot doesn't Eqaul Funny... As is evident here
Wow
Come to Amsterdam ..... no laughs
I know someone who make a living at stand up. It about like this. Pretty girl talking. Could be singing. Could be dancing. Could be acting. Could be painting. Pretty girls can make a living at it.
Okay ugly
Wtf was this lol?
She’s a beginner that’s all. She’s not too bad
She has zero "spark" in her entire presentation...just lifeless.
that was almost a joke
Not even close lol
Dam she is beautiful
In what way is she a comedian ? Oh wait I get it because she's funny looking
When does this become funny?
Vice and comedy doesn't mix 🙄
in what way is this funny?
Meh
She is funny.
Turned off at 0:15
Ugh
5 min of no laughs.
Well, the thing is... i like comedy. And i didn’t like this.
and?
It's like she's channeling Paris Hilton except Paris gave us laughs.
Is this funny?
Haters be hatin'.
Losers be thirstin'.
Nah
Yawn.
Boooooooo
Women are funny guys....you didn't know 😑 (classic Lez comedian Vice tries to flaunt in your face)
Wtf was this? And why the f is this on Vice?
She's pretty which made this tolerable. But i definitely would not pay to see her again.
I don’t fucking get it dude
Somehow I imagined Gal Gadot the whole time.
Try again
If that's not an act, that might be the worst person in the world!
yah not funny
That sounds like a pretentious person to me.
She’s not that hot 😂😂
She did fine, but I could see Jaboukie Young-White doing this exact same set and executing it much better.