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I thought i hated you talking crap about Trump. I have realized the errors of my way. Thats a hundred times better. Then you giving me tic tok kids money update
I put BlueChew in my Magic Spoon, and it turns into Wix in my mouth while Vincero's splattering milk all over my Ridge and I'm trying to handle an absolute United Harvest of meat.
This is also because of the lasting effects of that waitress who sucked the air outta the room and ruined Tim's dining experience with her personal horror. That junkie must be jailed.
I’m going with burgundy, which is Tim’s power color. Purple is his celebratory color, usually worn after coming off of a Rogan appearance or matching with an All-State lacrosse player.
'She's not a medical doctor. Lots of people have doctorates. She could have a doctorate in Latin for all I know. All I'm saying is, if you have a ridge wallet you wont get covid.'
"A doctorate is an umbrella term for a degree or rank. On the other hand, a Ph. D. is a specific degree that falls under the doctorate category. A doctorate is a program that can result in either a professional or an academic degree.Jul 28, 2017" so say God Google 🤫
We had a buddy who got his doctorate in fucking MUSIC at UofAz. When he told us this on summer break we were like "Wait, so if somebody's trumpet gets sick you can cure it?". After that he became known as Dr. Horn, which much to his chagrin, dogged him for almost a decade.
tim.. thank your for these. they always pop up in my notifications just when im starting to think everything is ok and normal. thankfully you wake me from my idiot slumber enough for me to work up the courage to yell timidly at strangers from a distance. you're an inspiration.
Yes, that's where I found him also. Best discovery ever. I actually listen/watch him more than Rogan now. Maybe because he doesnt have as many episodes per week but I dont miss a single one of Tims!
Dude the whole bit about getting out of prison. How lots of us are gonna say, yeah this - relationship, job, city -- isn't working anymore -- I need to go. I'm very excited about the new chapter.
When there’s no video I feel kinda chill cuz I’m not overwhelmed by the fact that I might miss some funny facial expressions as I half watch while I’m falling asleep because it’s a great thing to wind down to.
These stories make me wonder how awesome it would be to be a “fly on the wall” for a day around Tim and Ben. Simple daily events that turn into hilarious adventures, through the lens of someone with a hilarious sense of humour...this is how life should be lived.
You have to understand these People have NOTHING left...these "People" have no friends or hobbys; no inheritance, Tim is their Sheppard. 🐏🐑🐑 "But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own Shit, and drink their own Piss with you?" *2 Kings 18: 27*
love from the UK tim keeping us all sane... 5.33AM sunday winter morning.. one big spliff in bed and whilst the boomers are going to a socially distanced church.. im listening to terror under the covers..
Tim always makes one hell of a sales pitch for Magic Spoon. After hearing his latest one during this episode, I just had to give in... just as I previously did with the Ridge wallet too after hearing one of his best ads for that, and which I’m very pleased to own a Ridge. Love the show, Tim! Keep killing it with the ads too!
Its gonna be crazy 10, 20 years from now having all these podcasters documenting this plague week in and week out. Gonna be an interesting revisit. I even now like going back to the late March episodes
I first heard of you in the summer of 2018. Once the lockdown started, I listened to all your podcasts. Especially when I'm driving or walking. I look forward to it every week. Hopefully you'll get to do a Boston gig in 2021. Yes or yes?
Love to hear you talk about Dave.P! I was actually one of the first to buy an Ad in his paper when he was first starting out. As a New South Boston Lounge and already knew Dave from the My last Job I was of course down to help him out and back then he was printing and delivering the paper himself. All the Bars Downtown used to get hyped for the BarStool Bar Tender of the Year edition all females from across the area.
You’re almost at 200k subscribers!!! IMO you deserve AT LEAST 800k. I know you will get there, and probably even past it. These past 2 years have been amazing for you, yet terrible for the rest of the world haha! But you deserve it 100% You’re my favorite comedian... you got me through some really tough times by putting a smile on my face and making my stomach hurt from laughing so much. Thanks for everything Tim and Ben!
The meat deal sounded fantastic, so I contacted United harvest with Tim's promo code, they called me immediately, told me "if you want the meat then we gotta meet" so I drove two hours to an abandoned warehouse where I met with an overweight middle aged woman who was clearly Tim Dillon in drag, That's when I realized I had once again fallen for fake business, he had a great sells spill and then kept saying "can I put you down for our 100 LB true American patriot special?? YES OR YES?" I was sold, I gave him my credit card and could hear Ben snickering in the back seat as tim passed him my card and he began typing away on a laptop, and I knew I had just applied for a sub prime mortgage, all in all it was a great experience!👍😀👍
I think we will look back in 20 years with covid and we will still see people living in covid times. They will reminisce on those times like people reminisce on the 60s. There are people that just simply loved covid.
Vincero Watches make you look great. Ben's wearing one right now and he looks great. From his hair to his vape pen, he looks great. Sure, he's got those serial killer glasses, but the watch says "Hey baby, get in the car. Nothing bad is going to happen." All those girls found with Vincero watch marks on their neck were from some other guy. Ben couldn't have done it. Look at his watch. He's a class act!
Proud Nassau student myself, and yes the County Jail is only an Eisenhower Park away from the school. You're an inspiration to every community college student and I hope to follow through the path of Percocet and subprime mortgages into success
lol reminds me of that scene in joe dirt. “No! Killer mustard gas!” As joe walks up to Clem (christopher walken) and says “what did you do? Did you kick all their asses?” Hahaha but maybe I’m the only one obsessed with that movie
Hey Tim you probably don’t care but as much fun it is to watch you rant on camera, these no videos are just as good just keep pumping out the great content man! Appreciate you
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@@TimDillonShow 🤝 it’s good now
I thought i hated you talking crap about Trump. I have realized the errors of my way. Thats a hundred times better. Then you giving me tic tok kids money update
Tim, we need at least 2 of these a week
Feel it in the air!!! NCC, lol
Is this your favorite time of the week? YES OR YES
I was trying to get my girlfriend hype, but she didn't give a FUCK
Life in the big city baby.
Yesssssss
Yes
After watching this i feel truly stupider. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.
It sucks not to see Ben laughing and Tim's red face.
My thoughts exactly.
Ben ♥️🤪😏
@@GrisGray7 not gonna lie he's cute af . Too bad he's married 😅
Ben laughing makes me feel alive again. It's as good as Jim staring into the camera/your soul.
And Ben vaping
I put blue chew in my magic spoon, and it turns into a ridge wallet.
yummmmm
I put blue chew in my magic spoon and now my ex gets half my ridge wallet
I put BlueChew in my Magic Spoon, and it turns into Wix in my mouth while Vincero's splattering milk all over my Ridge and I'm trying to handle an absolute United Harvest of meat.
Lol
🤣🤣
This guy is a sage of the western world. The eastern world has monks who share their wisdom, and we have Tim Dillon
@Grey Man yes bill burr is much the same he is cut from the same cloth
Yes and yes
"I can't breathe" - Tim Dillon
Time to take to the streets for our guy. Specifically the street where those cleaning people live.
#justicefortimothy
JUSTICE FOR JUICY
This is also because of the lasting effects of that waitress who sucked the air outta the room and ruined Tim's dining experience with her personal horror. That junkie must be jailed.
Hahahaha i thought the same shit
“Don’t get an attitude with me! It’s not my fault the state took your child “- red face Timmy 2020
After watching this i feel truly stupider. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.
I think it’s funny he’s assuming she’s only had one kid taken from her.
Exactly.
@@dilaudid74😂😂😂😂
I think he's wearing his purple polo shirt.
I’m going with burgundy, which is Tim’s power color. Purple is his celebratory color, usually worn after coming off of a Rogan appearance or matching with an All-State lacrosse player.
You can hear the polo in his voice alone
Totally... it does sound like a purple polo podcast.
I'm guessing Cabernet Red, Tim's classy trash
@niteco thats the fuckin one for sure lol, Box Wine Burgundy
'She's not a medical doctor. Lots of people have doctorates. She could have a doctorate in Latin for all I know. All I'm saying is, if you have a ridge wallet you wont get covid.'
Yummm (I dont have covid and I have a ridge)
I kinda wanna get a Ridge wallet just to get over it and get it out of the way. Then I can tell people and put their mind at ease a little.
RUclips fact checkers going crazy right now
"A doctorate is an umbrella term for a degree or rank. On the other hand, a Ph. D. is a specific degree that falls under the doctorate category. A doctorate is a program that can result in either a professional or an academic degree.Jul 28, 2017" so say God Google 🤫
We had a buddy who got his doctorate in fucking MUSIC at UofAz. When he told us this on summer break we were like "Wait, so if somebody's trumpet gets sick you can cure it?". After that he became known as Dr. Horn, which much to his chagrin, dogged him for almost a decade.
Tim voice and bens chuckle are angelic.
Ya gay bruh
I love when Ben gets hysterical.
“Ladies & gentlemen, welcome to The Tim Dillon Show.” Music to my ears.
"Hi, Im Timmy the Trashcan, and I love trash" was better tho
After watching this i feel truly stupider. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.
welcome to the progrum
I read this in the cadence of "Welcome to the Eminem Show". I'm high
@@StupiderWithAB dude enough already. It wasn’t funny the first 4 times. No one wants to watch your videos.
tim.. thank your for these. they always pop up in my notifications just when im starting to think everything is ok and normal. thankfully you wake me from my idiot slumber enough for me to work up the courage to yell timidly at strangers from a distance. you're an inspiration.
Never clicked so fast #FreeGhislaine
Tim, discovered you on Rogan a while back...has been one of my greatest discoveries! You are brilliant!! 👌 👌
Yes, that's where I found him also. Best discovery ever.
I actually listen/watch him more than Rogan now. Maybe because he doesnt have as many episodes per week but I dont miss a single one of Tims!
shuddup nerd
“We’re the media now”
-Tim Dillon
Finally someone said it.
Dude the whole bit about getting out of prison. How lots of us are gonna say, yeah this - relationship, job, city -- isn't working anymore -- I need to go. I'm very excited about the new chapter.
so glad Tim was on Jo Rogan recently, never would of found this pure genius.
Yes, it was very courteous of Tim to help Joe out.
When there’s no video I feel kinda chill cuz I’m not overwhelmed by the fact that I might miss some funny facial expressions as I half watch while I’m falling asleep because it’s a great thing to wind down to.
well said. even worse when im driving
In Demolition Man, Taco Bell is the only restaurant left...We are SO close.
A Taco Bell ad was before this for me 😭
taco bell is goat
After watching this i feel truly stupider. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.
and rat burgers
We gotta figure out the three sea shells
After dealing with my brunch-Democrat family and MAGA in-laws, day to day, this is the podcast I needed right now. Thanks Dim Tillon!
In his own words , cancel your family. Thanks Tim.
MAGA in-laws... Based.
brunch-Democrats are the worst
Can’t wait to go home for thanksgiving and respond to everything with “life in the big city”
One of the best, most clear, unequivocal speaking of the truth -- period.
"Don't get an attitude with me, I'm sorry the state took your child" hahah
Butchered
These stories make me wonder how awesome it would be to be a “fly on the wall” for a day around Tim and Ben. Simple daily events that turn into hilarious adventures, through the lens of someone with a hilarious sense of humour...this is how life should be lived.
Literally the only substance of my Saturday night is Tim and Percocet
Love you Luke. Your my mob.
See? That is class. Screw weed, screw beers, do pills - kids.
Drink wine, take pills...take pills and drink wine!
#PillCosby
Yes or yes
I'm here to complain about the sound quality and the fact that there's no video
You have to understand these People have NOTHING left...these "People" have no friends or hobbys; no inheritance, Tim is their Sheppard.
🐏🐑🐑
"But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own Shit, and drink their own Piss with you?"
*2 Kings 18: 27*
@@Eblis840 what a nothing thing to say
@@flacko7369 go read a book.
I agree. It's 9:00 p.m. on a Saturday and I DEMAND MY FREE SHIT!!!
@@Eblis840 which book?
love from the UK tim keeping us all sane... 5.33AM sunday winter morning.. one big spliff in bed and whilst the boomers are going to a socially distanced church.. im listening to terror under the covers..
& Ben!
“This is not an urgent care, this is my home”
TIM IS SUCH A GANGSTER!!! HE WILL GET SOFTLY KISSED ON THE LIPS IF HE KEEPS DROPPING CLASSICS LIKE THIS CUZ
It’s just what it is
YASSSSSSSS. You guys and Tim kill me son.
Chrissy D broke the freaking show up . For a bar build show? WTF? I THOUGHT IT WAS A CHARTER PIECE??? Apparently he really is 🏳️🌈
The algorithm should put this on everyone’s home page YES OR YES
umm... I'm gonna go with YES, instead of YES.
@@degetei5287 FASCIST
Only if you’re hot
Finally my weekly relief is here.
Happy to catch a small space in time with this show.
The cleaning lady had to use all that bleach to clean up the remains of Dan's dead body
I'm happy this podcast will remain Tim's main focus even when things open up, it's funny as shit.
"I just don't like slogans, right? YES OR YES?" - T.D. 2020
Tim: I just don't like slogans, right? yes or yes?
Also Tim: Riiiiiiidddge Wallet...Yummmm.
*vine star drinks himself to death
Life in the big city.
Ever since I found Tim Dillon, I listen to my sermons before going to church. A deep COVID clean to my soul.
Im in my fifties and after only discovering him recently this guy is in my top five already
I listened to him once and automatically knew he was top 5
Years of waiting for a funny person. The new generations are so sad. Tim is old school soul.
He understands the horrors
@@jakesnacks1149 lol 😂💀 fr he doez
I hope ben is doing well in the crate that tim keeps him in.
Pulp fiction
@@Medieval_Pheasant i don’t like pulp in my orange juice
no recreation time this week maybe he will have to let him out for the video next week
Tim Dillon is my drug and I'll never get sober
Is there video of community College Tim Dillon winning that debate?
We need to see it!
Joey Diaz had to leave LA and stopped calling his -podcast “the church” because of Tim’s weekly Sunday sermon.
The sound of Tim packing his smokes....100%
Sometimes it feels like I'm listening to GTA4 radio talk shows when I listen to these podcasts.
Exactly, I wish they had him on for GTA6
8:00 "I can't smell" - Tim Dillon experiencing COVID symptoms live on stream, blames decade of drinking coca-cola.
Cocain
Scientology: "It's only interesting because celebrities are in it." QFT.
quality fucking take
@@stuartfoster5819 Yep. Another on-point Tim Dillon observation.
@@thebarf9235 questionable? Forget that!
GET ME ONION RINGS
Tim Dillon: don’t make too many decisions right now.
*proceeds to move to Austin*
The part where Tim casually calls Ben a vault of emotions had me dying.
But if I can't see Ben laughing, how will I know when to laugh?
I would go with my intuition but to bad i don't have one.
True
" - "
Love Ben’s laugh 😁
ye i prefer my podcasts laugh track free
"can we stop pretending that Jesus is gonna come down and wipe out our student debt and take us to sonic one last time before we ascend?" 😂 😂
Tim always makes one hell of a sales pitch for Magic Spoon. After hearing his latest one during this episode, I just had to give in... just as I previously did with the Ridge wallet too after hearing one of his best ads for that, and which I’m very pleased to own a Ridge. Love the show, Tim! Keep killing it with the ads too!
“They overdosed on heroin” 🤣🤣 best punchline to ever end a podcast! I can’t wait to OD on heroin, it’s going to be so glorious!
Cheap and painless 😬
@@whitelightsheddinweedsmokin indeed! 🤤
Its gonna be crazy 10, 20 years from now having all these podcasters documenting this plague week in and week out. Gonna be an interesting revisit. I even now like going back to the late March episodes
This episode is underrated
bingo! entirely correct man
I first heard of you in the summer of 2018. Once the lockdown started, I listened to all your podcasts. Especially when I'm driving or walking. I look forward to it every week. Hopefully you'll get to do a Boston gig in 2021. Yes or yes?
Lmao don’t get candles. Open windows and get as much airflow through the house as possible.
Tim may be one of the funniest people on the planet
Ben needs an onlyfans or I cancel my Rothschild
After watching this i feel truly stupider. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.
Be quiet peasant
@Bob Heskey excuse me I am they/them
Something makes my Saturday better than listening to a Fake Businessman scream about nothing for an hour
I can't wait for Tim to move into Joe's old spaceship, then we will have the quality
Love to hear you talk about Dave.P! I was actually one of the first to buy an Ad in his paper when he was first starting out. As a New South Boston Lounge and already knew Dave from the My last Job I was of course down to help him out and back then he was printing and delivering the paper himself. All the Bars Downtown used to get hyped for the BarStool Bar Tender of the Year edition all females from across the area.
No camera, because Tim doesn't want to shame us with his Stunning Estate. ...Really nice of him though right? Yes, or yes?
I feel it too. Things are changing. I’m getting sober for first time in 10 years
Tim you're a national treasure.
After watching this i feel truly stupider. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.
Ha
I’m listening to this episode again and I’m still mad there is no video
hehehe nice one
Tim Dillon without video is a whole different animal
Best podcasts he’s had have no video
You’re almost at 200k subscribers!!! IMO you deserve AT LEAST 800k. I know you will get there, and probably even past it. These past 2 years have been amazing for you, yet terrible for the rest of the world haha! But you deserve it 100% You’re my favorite comedian... you got me through some really tough times by putting a smile on my face and making my stomach hurt from laughing so much. Thanks for everything Tim and Ben!
Someone who freestyles Katy Perry functions on the reptilians part of the brain, rendering independent thought and opinions impossible.
The meat deal sounded fantastic, so I contacted United harvest with Tim's promo code, they called me immediately, told me "if you want the meat then we gotta meet" so I drove two hours to an abandoned warehouse where I met with an overweight middle aged woman who was clearly Tim Dillon in drag, That's when I realized I had once again fallen for fake business, he had a great sells spill and then kept saying "can I put you down for our 100 LB true American patriot special?? YES OR YES?" I was sold, I gave him my credit card and could hear Ben snickering in the back seat as tim passed him my card and he began typing away on a laptop, and I knew I had just applied for a sub prime mortgage, all in all it was a great experience!👍😀👍
Been waiting for another Tim Dillon show!! Keep them coming bro your really saving this year right now!!!!
Never clicked so fast, faster than Tim orders a new blue polo T
Once every 10 years is a low hurdle to get over
One of the only RUclipsrs I have the notifications on for.
New?
Thank you Tim, you are such an important part of the weekend
Did they mix ammonia and bleach? That makes mustard gas
39:55 The soothing sound of Ben hitting the Plug n play vape
Timmy D makes these end times slightly bearable.
Omg yes 👏
‘Timmy D’ is a shitty nickname. You deserve covid. Yes or yes?
i like when tim tells how to properly handle situations.
I think we will look back in 20 years with covid and we will still see people living in covid times. They will reminisce on those times like people reminisce on the 60s. There are people that just simply loved covid.
Vincero Watches make you look great. Ben's wearing one right now and he looks great. From his hair to his vape pen, he looks great. Sure, he's got those serial killer glasses, but the watch says "Hey baby, get in the car. Nothing bad is going to happen." All those girls found with Vincero watch marks on their neck were from some other guy. Ben couldn't have done it. Look at his watch. He's a class act!
30:00 Best explanation of tiktok EVER!
spot on. utterly true!!
"I drink every night and I also cut, when tom dillon releases a podcast, I asphyxiate." ~ the golden globe
Proud Nassau student myself, and yes the County Jail is only an Eisenhower Park away from the school. You're an inspiration to every community college student and I hope to follow through the path of Percocet and subprime mortgages into success
Palm Springs - "High Season" 💫
Probably the best ASMR channel I know of.
This is for the algorithm
Sunday morning, take me to church!! 🙌🏻
Sponsored by mustard gas.
lol reminds me of that scene in joe dirt. “No! Killer mustard gas!” As joe walks up to Clem (christopher walken) and says “what did you do? Did you kick all their asses?” Hahaha but maybe I’m the only one obsessed with that movie
Gee thanks Tim. Thanks for turning my fucking tv into a radio. I really appreciate it
Does anyone have the wifi password for the pit?
Sick. Happy thanksgiving!
Accidentally came here on 1.75x from another video 😳 whoa man
Best show in the world. Every week is as rewarding as the last. Thank you for all the inspiring content 🛸🍄💚
Tim's in Q and he's trying to throw us off.
I knew it
Yes or yes is code for trust the plan.
The fact that nobody is safe from being roasted by Tim is just so great.
Good episode
Hey Tim you probably don’t care but as much fun it is to watch you rant on camera, these no videos are just as good just keep pumping out the great content man! Appreciate you
TIM DILLON IS FUNNIEST PERSON GOING JUST WHAT IT IS CUZ
It's what it is
It's what it is
Let’s get him in in squared circle with Chrissy leotards next.
Yoo Tim a G😭, listening to Beanie Riddin around lol😭😭
Don't give me an attitude because the state took your child. Damn I need to listen to this with a note pad.
If there was ever a time I would consider ordering cereal off of the internet, this would be it. Tim is God.