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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2012
  • Show: Stargate SG-1
    Season: 1
    Episode: 1 (double episode pilot)
    Title: Children of the Gods
    Original air date: 27/07/1997
    Full episode on Stargate SG-1 official channel: • Stargate SG-1 - Childr...
    IMDb: www.imdb.com/title/tt0234794/
    Fandom: stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Chil...
    Gateworld: www.gateworld.net/sg1/s1/chil...
    Stargate Command channel: / stargatecentral
    In this clip:
    Don S. Davis as Major General George Hammond
    Jay Acovone as Major Charles Kawalsky
    Richard Dean Anderson as Colonel Jack O'Neill
    Gary Jones as Sergeant Walter Harriman
    Robert Wisden as Major Bert Samuels
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  • @JohnTrustworthy
    @JohnTrustworthy 3 года назад +1686

    This is the best episode of McGuyver yet. With only a simple box of tissues he was capable of making a robotic probe for extraterrestrial exploration.

    • @lukegauci1159
      @lukegauci1159 2 года назад +91

      YOU USED TO BE MCGUYVER MACGIMCK! NOW YOU ARE MR MCUSLESS! - Amanda Tapping

    • @Realityexe
      @Realityexe 2 года назад +69

      @@lukegauci1159 Dear God!!
      STUCK ON A GLACIAR WITH MCGUYVER

    • @Xs2...
      @Xs2... 2 года назад +39

      He was the best MacGyver ever, period ! Not that modern crap - like all the other semi police/investigation shows

    • @CaptnJack
      @CaptnJack 2 года назад +12

      well not a robotic probe but a message for sure

    • @JonathanOsborneAU
      @JonathanOsborneAU 2 года назад +21

      MALP on a stick!

  • @dragonridley
    @dragonridley 3 года назад +1597

    Of course, if Jack was wrong there could have been some thankful Setesh guards on Abydos.

    • @ahaning
      @ahaning 3 года назад +271

      At least 19 people know a Jaffa joke when they hear one.

    • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
      @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 3 года назад +131

      Setesh Guard: THE GODS HAVE ANSWRED OUR PLEAS!!!

    • @alexcraig9335
      @alexcraig9335 2 года назад +108

      Ah, I see you are a fan of Jaffa humor.

    • @lightning1910
      @lightning1910 2 года назад +46

      A fan of culture I see!

    • @dpwellman
      @dpwellman 2 года назад +45

      You magnificent bastard.

  • @allature
    @allature 4 года назад +2139

    Early episodes:
    The Stargate is treated with extreme reverence; dramatic pans, lingering shots, even the cast is staring slackjawed in awe and wonder.
    A few seasons later:
    "--In ThE mIdDlE oF mY bAcKsWiNg?!?!"

    • @leha00010
      @leha00010 4 года назад +6

      Давай по русски пиши

    • @leha00010
      @leha00010 4 года назад +6

      Koronovirus

    • @harryc1971
      @harryc1971 4 года назад +44

      Its one of the characters really

    • @alancode2147
      @alancode2147 4 года назад +188

      He through a tissue box through the wormhole on season 1, episode 1. Pretty sure the character you quoted NEVER treated it with extreme reverence. To him, it was just a machine.

    • @allature
      @allature 4 года назад +45

      @@alancode2147 lol Fair point!

  • @Ragitsu
    @Ragitsu 3 года назад +869

    Jack O'Neill's most heroic act: cutting down the military budget.

    • @petert3355
      @petert3355 2 года назад +29

      You know that box of tissues cost $25,000 right?

    • @Ragitsu
      @Ragitsu 2 года назад +14

      @@petert3355 Isn't that the cost of a military-grade toilet?

    • @petert3355
      @petert3355 2 года назад +12

      @@Ragitsu Nah, them things are worth at least $100,000

    • @trollme.trollmehard.9524
      @trollme.trollmehard.9524 2 года назад +3

      big "iirc", they'd still allocate/use the funds though. The way budgets work, they'd have to spend that money somehow, or funding's cut next year (b/c if you made it on less this year, you can do it next year. Altruisticly "saving" across years _punishes_ you)

    • @Ragitsu
      @Ragitsu 2 года назад +13

      @@trollme.trollmehard.9524 A most inefficient system, it must be said.

  • @StormsparkPegasus
    @StormsparkPegasus 4 года назад +1065

    "They could be blowing their noses right now." Jack's snarkiness is epic all the way to the end of the series.

    • @Mumblix
      @Mumblix 4 года назад +11

      @Cliven Longsight I understood that reference.

    • @Shadothecat
      @Shadothecat 4 года назад +13

      Anderson would only play the role if he could be more comedic

    • @darthroden
      @darthroden 4 года назад +17

      @@Shadothecat Ironically he was the perfect choice to reprise Kurt Russel's role.
      When he said the blowing their noses part, I was reminded of when O'Neil was looking for Jackson in the movie and he said, "I don't suppose the word 'dweeb' means anything to you guys?" You can totally see Richard Dean Anderson's O'Neil delivering the same line.

    • @Shadothecat
      @Shadothecat 4 года назад +7

      @@darthroden once they remove him from the main cast the show want the same.they should of ended it with the fishing at o'Neill's house

    • @darthroden
      @darthroden 4 года назад +12

      @@Shadothecat Absolutely. The four of them at the pond searching for the elusive fish that allegedly live in it. That would have been the best way to finish the series.

  • @ClarinoI
    @ClarinoI 4 года назад +412

    Watching this years later I half expected to hear Walter shout; "Unscheduled off world activation!" even though I know this is set before there was anyone off world with a schedule for reporting in.

    • @danniluxgarbe429
      @danniluxgarbe429 6 месяцев назад +14

      I had the same impulse, but I was expecting just the "offworld activation" part.

  • @peterjensen6844
    @peterjensen6844 Год назад +117

    After the 1969 episode, Hammond plays it cool here given what he knows.

  • @setesh1294
    @setesh1294 6 лет назад +807

    "The um.....object will reach the destination in 5 seconds." I love walter.

    • @2bituser569
      @2bituser569 4 года назад +15

      Walter also in Sliders and in Santa 🎅 Clause 3 Mrs Clause with Tim Allen.
      They should have found a way to get Walter on a mission.

    • @justanotherhotguy
      @justanotherhotguy 4 года назад +8

      Though in the show later it’s 1/10 of a second.

    • @Devlinator61116
      @Devlinator61116 4 года назад +4

      @@justanotherhotguy Yeah, they sped things up as the show went on.

    • @killbot86
      @killbot86 4 года назад +1

      Yeah I also remember later on them stating that stepping through the gate was near instantaneous travel....

    • @AvengerBB1
      @AvengerBB1 4 года назад +4

      @@killbot86 Hmmmm.. Maybe the program that was used to adjust addresses for doppler shift shifted the coordinates around so they'd be more efficient for the network? Kind of like when a network connection is rerouted to reduce hops. Thereby reducing latency? Probably grasping at straws there, but it sounds good.. lol

  • @DerpyPenguin4747
    @DerpyPenguin4747 4 года назад +424

    RIP Hammond of Texas

    • @angryfin
      @angryfin 3 года назад +11

      Has Hammond of Texas fallen in battle?

    • @wtruo362
      @wtruo362 3 года назад +8

      @@angryfin yes

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 3 года назад +7

      Ahhh shit.
      RIP.

    • @MrAwsomeshot
      @MrAwsomeshot 3 года назад +7

      @@sugarnads he passed back in 08

    • @emilypower9748
      @emilypower9748 3 года назад +7

      Oh shit... Rip Hammond of Texas

  • @5thGenNativeTexan
    @5thGenNativeTexan 2 года назад +420

    Love how in these early episodes the dialing of the gate was extremely dramatic.... then years later it was just like "dial up the gate, I need to go somewhere".

    • @ThreeGoddesses
      @ThreeGoddesses 2 года назад +73

      That's how technological understanding works, though. For example, personal computers aren't even 60 years old yet and look at how our phones are compared to computers in the 70s

    • @jamesdeegan7365
      @jamesdeegan7365 2 года назад +17

      so dialing the gate is to the millitary what getting a driver's lisence is to a teenager! huh i guess that makes sense when you consider earth is a much younger species so as a planet we are the teenager of the universe

    • @dawillis23
      @dawillis23 2 года назад +19

      I thought they explained away the dramatic vibration and icyness by claiming interstellar shifting, and that they modified the computers to compensate...but it's been a while since I watched.

    • @aliciaborth3016
      @aliciaborth3016 2 года назад +21

      @@dawillis23 I thought the vibration was fixed with some kind of dampeners. The interstellar shifting was how they got the right addresses, which is what I think took care of the ice.

    • @knghtbrd
      @knghtbrd 2 года назад +18

      By the time you've got people using Jumper's dialing pads, I mean c'mon. Sam's interface is like old-skool pulse-dialing and by later seasons everyone's more or less used to touch-tone.
      Of course by about that point it's a bit surprising she didn't talk the brass into letting her upgrade that system to dial faster. By the time Jack's running things, she definitely would've known how.

  • @steztoyz
    @steztoyz 6 месяцев назад +115

    The thing about General Hammond, is that he trusts his people to know their stuff, so when someone under him does something he trusts their instincts.

  • @jblyon2
    @jblyon2 4 года назад +446

    The nightly freight train started passing my apartment complex and shaking things right as chevron 7 was locking

    • @tonyromano6220
      @tonyromano6220 4 года назад +9

      jblyon2 nice

    • @speed65752
      @speed65752 4 года назад +5

      😁🤣😁🤣

    • @Brandonious15987
      @Brandonious15987 4 года назад +22

      That's what they want you to think.

    • @Shadothecat
      @Shadothecat 4 года назад

      You : was that you or your orgasm
      Your girlfriend: you wish

    • @youcef319
      @youcef319 4 года назад +1

      So its in 3D. Nice

  • @tallll70
    @tallll70 4 года назад +445

    right, we don't need that probe, this will do.....What is he thinking, that he is MacGyver or something?

    • @RudyBleeker
      @RudyBleeker 4 года назад +18

      nah, MacGyver would have build a proper bomb out of that tissue box with a paperclip, a rubber band and some ducktape.

    • @RudyBleeker
      @RudyBleeker 4 года назад +6

      @tombstoner139 which episode is that? I do know that later in this first episode Samantha makes a MacGyver reference in regards to the computer system they had to build to dial out.

    • @fallofcamelot
      @fallofcamelot 4 года назад +18

      tombstoner139 good line yes but I’m a big fan of “You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.”

    • @marwig87
      @marwig87 4 года назад +7

      @@RudyBleeker Season 1 Episode 18 Solitudes. It's the episode where Sam and Jack are trapped in Antarctica, after the gate overloads and sends them through the "second" gate

    • @Dragonspoetofdeath
      @Dragonspoetofdeath 4 года назад +11

      @tallll70 kind of... the actor *WAS* MacGyver (the original version that aired somewhere in the 1980's/90's) before he became col. Jack O'Neill

  • @jeffclark1129
    @jeffclark1129 4 года назад +192

    I enjoyed watching "Stargate SG-1" back in the '90s and early 2000s. Col. Jack O' eil and Daniel Jackson didn't always see eye to eye, but they held a mutual respect for each other, especially in times of crises.

    • @gamelaze4539
      @gamelaze4539 2 года назад +14

      That's Jack O'Neall with two L's 😁

    • @azidal3755
      @azidal3755 2 года назад +11

      @@gamelaze4539 The other one doesn't have a sense of humor.

  • @Fraggr92
    @Fraggr92 6 лет назад +108

    "Well... they could be blowing their noses RIGHT NOW."
    I'd forgotten about that one... fucking gold xD

  • @MrMoorkey
    @MrMoorkey 2 года назад +119

    The casting of Jack and Daniel in this series was tip of the sword on point!
    Can't shake the feeling that Kowalski and Feretti were swapped by accident, as SG1 Kowalski looks like an older version of movie Feretti, and SG1 Feretti is bald, and snarky, like movie Kowalski

    • @charlotteb6898
      @charlotteb6898 Год назад +6

      I always thought Kowalski needed more of a role in the show as the one person who knew Jackson and O'Neil's history.

    • @randomlyentertaining8287
      @randomlyentertaining8287 3 месяца назад

      Well one of the co-creators of the movie doesn't consider SG-1 to be a true continuation of the movie so the swapping can easily be explained that the series is just a timeline deviation from the movie.

  • @pwnmeisterage
    @pwnmeisterage 5 лет назад +200

    The gate itself had more screen time in the early seasons, lol. More spinning, more flashing, more splashing. Nice rumbling grinding sliding stone sounds.

    • @Camelotsmoon
      @Camelotsmoon 4 года назад +12

      Yeah that's true, by the time Atlantis came around it just turned into a few lights that flashed around the gate really fast.

    • @DaSuDanesi
      @DaSuDanesi 4 года назад +31

      @@Camelotsmoon Eh, after a certain point the only reason to show the full dialing would be to pad the run-time of the episode. And no doubt people would complain about the constant use of it.

    • @Camelotsmoon
      @Camelotsmoon 4 года назад +21

      @@DaSuDanesi Yep; the luster wore off after awhile, but the different gate styles were Interesting.

    • @lolbenz
      @lolbenz 4 года назад +5

      Because it was new, not necessary to see it 100 times more the same spinning

    • @Camelotsmoon
      @Camelotsmoon 4 года назад +2

      @Amirus I kinda want to watch Atlantis through to the end again. Is there a good way to watch it other than CBS all access? Like does anyone know a good place to watch it online that has all the episodes?

  • @Rikard_Nilsson
    @Rikard_Nilsson 4 года назад +46

    One thing I always found stupid was how they never built fortified firing-positions in front of the gate, it would have made it impossible for any actual assault through the gate even if the iris was disabled, quite a lot of the gate guards were needlessly killed or injured over the years of the shows runtime due to being in the open when retreating teams under fire came through or the SGC was invaded.

    • @adamsbja
      @adamsbja 4 года назад +5

      Economy of space. If you build permanent barricades then it limits the dimensions and maneuverability of what you can send through the Iris. Or you set them so far back that the distance becomes an issue.

    • @blazerocker1734
      @blazerocker1734 4 года назад +12

      I felt that just sealing off the room and flooding it with nerve gas would take care of most biological threats, which is what they encountered at least 75% of the time.
      But then again, nobody wants to clean up all that vomit and . . . other bodily fluids off the floor.

    • @Rikard_Nilsson
      @Rikard_Nilsson 4 года назад +6

      @@blazerocker1734 problem with that is what if you have a "hot evac" where there are friendlies mixed with the enemies? Just have light machinegun emplacements in the corners, or a remote Heavy machinegun turret mounted on the far wall.

    • @blazerocker1734
      @blazerocker1734 4 года назад +4

      @@Rikard_Nilsson Yes, static gun emplacements are a good idea. I just feel that toxic gas could have worked in a sealed room so that soldiers wouldn't have to be present where they would needlessly be at risk of getting hurt.

    • @quoniam426
      @quoniam426 2 года назад +4

      The boarding room isn't big enough to accomodate Maginot Line style bunkers...

  • @mikeschmidt4800
    @mikeschmidt4800 Год назад +20

    Back when Walter was still excited over the gate activating. . .

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 4 года назад +186

    You know what? I like the touch of continuity here. Jackson was a mess in the movie and this played off of that perfectly.

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 4 года назад +36

      His nerdy frailty and rampant allergies were referenced a few times and even used once or twice as plot device to save the day.
      But mostly they forgot or ignored it. Jackson was surprisingly handy in a fight, better with weapons than most Jaffa, could keep up with the warrior jocks, and eventually started looking kinda buff himself.
      Characters change and grow, but somehow I always felt that Jackson over time wasn't really done right.

    • @benwillems8584
      @benwillems8584 4 года назад +64

      @@pwnmeisterage it did take a couple of deaths and the complete loss of his wife to get him there. You're acting like he went full Rambo in season 1 ep 4

    • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
      @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 4 года назад +44

      @@pwnmeisterage your forgetting a few things 1. He has been living in a society that needs physical Strength for a while and only had scarce food so lost a lot of fat 2. His wife was conducted by Aliens if that's not a reason to start working out nothing is 3. He was in devices that can heal death, and we know some medicine help against allergies, it stands to reason Sacrophagi probably have a much stronger effect on them.

    • @adamthompson9924
      @adamthompson9924 4 года назад +34

      ​@@pwnmeisterage I see where you're coming from. In my opinion Jackson is one of the shows better examples of the shows take on character development. Jackson goes from a nerdy mess to an action hero, but that takes a very long time and I'd say its heavily influenced by his friendship with O'neill. Whereas at the start of the show Jackson is very much Anti-violence and always seeking a peaceful outcome, his character begins to lose a lot of his naive and positive approach throughout and Jack's cynicism really rubs off on him as they travel together. It gets to the point where Jackson begins to question whether or not the enemies earth faces should live or not (Ie. Anubis' Son, where Daniel even states they should just kill him and by the end of the episode he straight up guns him down).
      I think the point where Jackson had to change was when he was exiled from the ascension club, he said "Screw the rules, Anubis needs to be stopped" and he was punished for it by the very beings he had been idolising for seasons. I think that was the area where his character had hit the point of needing to take action and put up a fight and you see it a lot in his approach to the Ori story arc.
      I Rambled quite a bit on that xD

    • @DesignIncase
      @DesignIncase 4 года назад +10

      @@pwnmeisterage Really you can't go on all the military missions and not be in shape. He's a liability if the rest of the team has to slow down for him or defend him simply due to his lack of training. He wanted field time, he'd have to be physically fit for it.
      Nerds aren't physically incapable of buffing up or being athletic. It's just a case where as a kid people are unkind and unhealthy habits are ignored. So that carries into adulthood which is sad.
      But here, he's pretty much has to be on base and everyone hits the gym. So of course he's just gonna get buff. It would make no sense for him to not naturally get fit in doing weekly activity that promotes it.
      The only situation where I got an eyebrow raise was Stargate Universe. He went on a mission as a sniper........yeah he knows his way around a gun but there had to be more much better people for the job. Like professional snipers.

  • @johncunningham4820
    @johncunningham4820 2 года назад +111

    Jack O'Neill was MUCH smarter than he Gave Himself Credit for .

    • @ianpage2509
      @ianpage2509 2 года назад +25

      I thought he deliberately played the fool.

    • @JettMann8
      @JettMann8 2 года назад +8

      ​@@ianpage2509 That was for the most part the case.

    • @deinekes9
      @deinekes9 2 года назад

      That's the Jack O'Neill effect: despite being above average intelligent, you act so much like an idiot that you've convinced everyone, including yourself, that you are an idiot. Yet, when it's needed, the intelligence shines through.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 Год назад +7

      That is what i liked when they talked about jack one time. They mentioned he is smarter than he acts.

    • @davidchism6081
      @davidchism6081 Год назад +3

      @@ianpage2509 no matter how *dense*? Crystal Skull.

  • @Ogrematic
    @Ogrematic 2 года назад +16

    MacGyver looks around the room, to see what tools he can use to improvise a solution...

  • @42188productions
    @42188productions 4 года назад +81

    I love how the humor remains pure till the final episode.

  • @ViewThis.
    @ViewThis. 4 года назад +247

    Once, when Aliens kidnapped me and took me on board their ship, I told them "I don't need that Probe."
    They just laughed and mumbled stuff about a Stargate........... and probed anyway.

    • @viper13178
      @viper13178 4 года назад +1

      Hahahaha

    • @zarabada6125
      @zarabada6125 4 года назад +15

      Did they at least offer you a Kleenex afterwards?

    • @ViewThis.
      @ViewThis. 4 года назад +5

      @@zarabada6125 No Kleenex afterwards...... 😖

    • @tonyromano6220
      @tonyromano6220 4 года назад

      View This 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 4 года назад +3

      @@ViewThis. I bet they were properly classy, offered a moist lemon scented cleansing wipe, right?

  • @davincent98
    @davincent98 4 года назад +23

    That moment when you realize that General Hammond knows who Jack is.

  • @alfredoprime5495
    @alfredoprime5495 3 года назад +95

    Either Jackson saved a wide-point Sharpie with him all those years or those tribesmen in Abydos figured out how to manufacture magic markers

    • @PR--un4ub
      @PR--un4ub 3 года назад +17

      I believe only a single year had passed.

    • @kerosoldier
      @kerosoldier 2 года назад +13

      while the movie came out in 1994, the series moved up the timeline by a couple years.

    • @martijnvanweele6204
      @martijnvanweele6204 2 года назад +35

      That could be charcoal, I think...

    • @mstrfool
      @mstrfool 2 года назад +10

      It's Daniel. Come on, you know he did.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 2 года назад +10

      Or just ink for calligraphy.

  • @mangoman628
    @mangoman628 6 лет назад +123

    OMG that keyboard... been watching this show for years and never saw that in any other episode!

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 5 лет назад +14

      They show "gate address" keyboards a few other times through the seasons. But different physical props, different layouts.

    • @MrCCollins1993
      @MrCCollins1993 4 года назад +11

      I'd say Carter showed up, took one look at it and just made a computer program to translate the Gate's coding into regular computer code.

    • @sarcasticstartrek7719
      @sarcasticstartrek7719 4 года назад

      It's in any episode you see the dialing computer.

    • @varianschirmer9375
      @varianschirmer9375 4 года назад +3

      The commenter was saying the dialing keyboard wasn't shown close up after the pilot.

  • @gavcarl
    @gavcarl Год назад +13

    Back when Sci-Fi shows knocked it out of the park.

  • @valdorhightower
    @valdorhightower 6 лет назад +57

    I meet the actor that played Kawalsky in the TV series (different actor in the movie) at I-Con several years ago. Ironically, he was appearing on my wife's soap opera, General Hospital, at the time. Very nice guy.

    • @55Quirll
      @55Quirll 4 года назад +2

      I watched General Hospital in the early days: Luke and Laura, IBF or something like that with Peter Breck as the head. Loved that show. Thanks for mentioning it.

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 4 года назад +1

      I-Con as in Long Island I-Con? Cause that's long gone. I miss that event.

    • @wakkywabbit5446
      @wakkywabbit5446 4 года назад +1

      @@55Quirll When my Grandmother would babysit me in the 60s, she would watch it every day. I think she started about 1964.
      My great grandmother thought it was real and would ask us to call or write the actors to warn them about evil people. She would get very upset.

    • @55Quirll
      @55Quirll 4 года назад +2

      @@wakkywabbit5446 When I was really small I use to think the same thing, as I got older I just enjoyed watching them. Take care and stay safe, happy and healthy.

    • @wakkywabbit5446
      @wakkywabbit5446 3 года назад +1

      Richard Dean Anderson played Dr. Jeff Webber on General Hospital.

  • @ygstuff4898
    @ygstuff4898 3 года назад +15

    This scene set the tone for the series. :)

  • @ziiofswe
    @ziiofswe 7 лет назад +736

    This is not a good test. The "send more" request could come from Setesh guards.

    • @SGtidbits
      @SGtidbits  7 лет назад +94

      Because they would understand both what tissues are and what the hidden message behind them is.

    • @ziiofswe
      @ziiofswe 7 лет назад +151

      I may have been joking just a little.

    • @SGtidbits
      @SGtidbits  7 лет назад +57

      Ah sorry. Thought you were criticizing one of the pivotal moments of my favourite show. ;)

    • @FlamingToaster
      @FlamingToaster 7 лет назад +188

      Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.

    • @ziiofswe
      @ziiofswe 7 лет назад +302

      "A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet.
      It is a tense moment.
      The Serpent guard's eyes glow.
      The Horus guard's beak glistens.
      The Setesh guard's nose...drips."

  • @gn0015
    @gn0015 7 лет назад +194

    Man I miss Kawalsky. For some reason I like him so much.

    • @GoranXII
      @GoranXII 4 года назад +19

      Maybe because he has a sense of humour? Jack has one too, but it's a bit dryer, more sarcastic.

    • @benwillems8584
      @benwillems8584 4 года назад +16

      That's why they brought him back several times.
      Too bad none of his alternatives could make the full switch to "our" reality

    • @mattboesch8907
      @mattboesch8907 4 года назад +9

      ​@@benwillems8584 had kawalsky survived and the goa'uld removed, he probably would've been akin to roles that were give to other SG leaders like Pierce, Griff, Coburn, Dixon, Reynolds, Warren, and Makepeace.

    • @dragonsword7370
      @dragonsword7370 3 года назад +2

      I did too.

  • @FirstnameLastname-py3bc
    @FirstnameLastname-py3bc 4 года назад +66

    Damn it this is why I avoid watching these clips!
    Now I have to watch series all over again!!!

    • @SGtidbits
      @SGtidbits  4 года назад +7

      Enjoy! :)

    • @WillRennar
      @WillRennar 3 года назад +4

      And this is a bad thing... _how,_ exactly?

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 2 года назад

      @@WillRennar prior commitments might have to get cancelled. :-s

  • @jayluck8047
    @jayluck8047 3 года назад +169

    Now I get that joke!
    “The Jaffa’s nose, drips.”
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @daanvos194
      @daanvos194 2 года назад +6

      I get it good one

    • @mstrfool
      @mstrfool 2 года назад +3

      Oh lord... I didn't till you said that... I'm an idiot sometimes, cut me some slack... ;)

    • @Kafj302
      @Kafj302 2 года назад +8

      ~stare blankly~ WAIT A SECOND, hold the phone, have i been slow this whole time.......are you telling me that line reference this, THIS, really THIS. ~just curls up in the corner~ damn

    • @mstrfool
      @mstrfool 2 года назад +6

      @@Kafj302 Not alone. Any other show... No way. But these folks.. Im believing it could be.

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 Год назад +2

      If only Teal'c knew about sending tissue boxes through...

  • @filthycasual8187
    @filthycasual8187 4 года назад +13

    Never gets old seeing that big ring dialing up.

  • @pauldavis9387
    @pauldavis9387 4 года назад +18

    This is one of my all time favorite series. Near perfect.

  • @ShrekWallBee
    @ShrekWallBee 3 года назад +11

    2:41 this for me never gets old

  • @cnzhk5925
    @cnzhk5925 6 месяцев назад +4

    This is the start of one of the most entertaining, exciting and funniest sci-fi TV series. I have watched every episode when it first came on TV, and had so much enthusiastic discussion with others at work.😆 Time to binge watch my DVD boxset again. 😅

  • @NovaRuner
    @NovaRuner 4 года назад +91

    The good part of this plan goes down to this: why send an expensive probe, when a $5 box of Kleenex will due. Besides worse case bad guys get tissues paper technology instead of hi tech probe technology. Which would you prefer they get?

    • @SpectatorAlius
      @SpectatorAlius 4 года назад +22

      Better yet, the Goauld could have thought we were sending our highest technology weapon through the gate and been caught off guard when they find out what we really have!
      I can just imagine the Goauld, whose symbiotes protect them from runny noses, having no idea what these tissues are for!

    • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
      @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 4 года назад +10

      'High tech Technology' the MALP is the equivalent of sending through a bow and Arrow in comparison to Goa'uld Technology.

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 4 года назад +8

      SpectatorAlius Spend hundreds of man hours trying to figure out what the hell these “tis’sues” are and what they’re for and if they’re a weapon. Someone gets the bright ideas they’re memory storage

    • @ilcugginocanadese
      @ilcugginocanadese 4 года назад +9

      5$ for a box of kleenex? What kind of inflation do you guys have, we pay 99¢ CANADIAN for a box here.

    • @pills-
      @pills- 4 года назад +4

      Never underestimate the power of tissue paper...

  • @kaboom-zf2bl
    @kaboom-zf2bl Год назад +5

    gotta love the high tech probe of Jack's ... practical useful and provides an easy return message package ;)

  • @asvarien
    @asvarien 4 года назад +39

    If i'd been in charge of the SGC one of my first priorities would have been to secure a real DHD, if for no other reason than to save on the enormous electricity bill.

    • @One-EyedCorvus
      @One-EyedCorvus 4 года назад +3

      Just remember what happened to the DHD they borrowed from the Russians. Imagine that a thousand times

    • @asvarien
      @asvarien 4 года назад +6

      @@One-EyedCorvus That happened under very specific, unique circumstances and really wouldn't be repeated. The DHDs and the Stargates had been around for hundreds of thousands, if not millions of years. They were used regularly by the Go'uld and human settlements all across the galaxy. There is no reason to believe that a DHD at Stargate command would cause any trouble.

    • @One-EyedCorvus
      @One-EyedCorvus 4 года назад +1

      Not Dave I’m well aware. I always wondered why they never took one from another planet, especially when they had the X303s and could have easily done so. Was just trying to be funny, I obviously need to work on my humor as I can see now that I could have worded my comment a bit better, but I completely agree with your original statement.

    • @asvarien
      @asvarien 4 года назад +9

      @@One-EyedCorvus Apologies, didn't realise you were joking. But yeah they could have and should have taken a DHD as soon as possible. They showed in one episode that when a stargate is disconnected from it's DHD it still has enough residual energy to manually dial 1 adress. So they could have taken any DHD from any planet at any time. Although some of my favourite episodes were brought about due to the lack of a DHD, so there is that too.

    • @williamwinder5011
      @williamwinder5011 4 года назад +4

      If they're Stargate ever became compromised it will be difficult for aliens to use human technology. Also they're able to shut it down immediately without having to pull out crystals or reconfigured the DHD.

  • @welchianachi7707
    @welchianachi7707 5 лет назад +50

    0:27 looks like Eli Wallace from SGU

    • @ZeroRyoko
      @ZeroRyoko 4 года назад +1

      O_o! It looks exactly like him, but it cant be, David Blue would be only 15yrs old when this aired. Spookie!

    • @warrengouldthorpe5091
      @warrengouldthorpe5091 4 года назад +4

      Probably used time travel

  • @MrValz0
    @MrValz0 4 года назад +19

    Great movie, even greater TV series.
    Thank you Stargate. :)

  • @zamreda
    @zamreda 7 лет назад +56

    keyboard with symbol dialer.that why apophis jaffa can dial stargate easily.

  • @AiluropodaPanda
    @AiluropodaPanda 4 месяца назад

    I like how they start dialing the gate before even asking about the plan.

  • @joshualeigh6674
    @joshualeigh6674 3 года назад +2

    Spending thousands of dollars to send a single tissue box to your homeboy. Worth it!

  • @Domihork
    @Domihork 3 года назад +5

    I love how the gate is already dialing and only then Hammond asks what's Jack's plan 😅

  • @AlleluiaElizabeth
    @AlleluiaElizabeth 3 года назад +2

    Jack just tossing tissues thru... I remember why I loved that man so much. XD

  • @rightwing3940
    @rightwing3940 2 года назад +5

    this is one of the best tv shows of all time, I just wish I could have been a part of it

  • @levisvarela3735
    @levisvarela3735 3 года назад +2

    i remember watching this on MGM when i was in 9th grade, right after MacGiver show was over

    • @DKNguyen3.1415
      @DKNguyen3.1415 5 месяцев назад

      So strange growing up and having to catch shows at a specific time. As a kid that helped give structure and routine to your life, but as an adult it's just an inconvenience.

  • @simonwillis1529
    @simonwillis1529 6 лет назад +12

    Loved seeing how it started and used to be to how they all ended up

  • @cybernurgle6413
    @cybernurgle6413 6 месяцев назад +1

    Welp. Time to rewatch all of Stargate SG1

  • @unfluffydave8798
    @unfluffydave8798 2 года назад +2

    That reference though from Carter about how long it took them to Macgyver the computer system :D

  • @weatherchaser1166
    @weatherchaser1166 4 года назад +2

    It's interesting how the series looked early.You don't realize it because it's so subtle, until you watch em all and look back years later

  • @Reconstructorat
    @Reconstructorat 4 года назад +2

    Best TV Seriers EVER!

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 4 года назад +7

    😄 The _pilot!_ Oh I haven't seen this episode in _ages!_

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 4 года назад +2

      Fauler Perfektionist Still a classic after all these years

    • @thomasloyal4525
      @thomasloyal4525 4 года назад +1

      Killer Orca funny it’s a lot better than most current syfy

  • @ElEscolta
    @ElEscolta 5 месяцев назад

    I like the idea that, even tho they weren't together in Abidos that long (like maybe a week) they still got to know and understand each enough

  • @jclowe735
    @jclowe735 2 года назад +1

    That's one of my favorite episodes of SG-1

  • @tengkusulaiman
    @tengkusulaiman 3 года назад +1

    General Hammond was Pete Thonton stunt double in MacGyver.

  • @FaqUrNwoBS
    @FaqUrNwoBS 3 года назад +1

    In 13 years, Earth moved from being simple humans to being an intergalatic superpower

    • @JFrazer4303
      @JFrazer4303 2 года назад

      And they still maintained secrecy from the population, if not from other vying strategic competitors/potential enemies. China and Saudi Arabia (through us and others) control the human civilization. Even the US ships need and answer to the IOA, and we never meet the ones who give it orders. Senators and military officers, even ambassadors, are pawns the characters played by Robert Picardo and Ming Na Wen took orders, had little influence or knowledge of their superiors.

    • @joshduthie3401
      @joshduthie3401 2 года назад

      What always got me was, the US could have sent hundreds of thousands of troops through the thing to fight a war. But they restricted themselves to small teams. Seems a bit arbitrary in some ways.

    • @DKNguyen3.1415
      @DKNguyen3.1415 5 месяцев назад

      @@joshduthie3401Top secret is one reason. Logistics like supplies is another. The last is that it would be fighting the enemy on their terms when you're at the disadvantage. It would be like Middle East insurgents trying to fight against the US in the same way China or Russia would. Sending such a large contingent is asking for a mothership to be sent your way. It's not like on Earth where a hundred thousand ground troop can still get things done even when in the presence of enemy aircraft and armour. It's more like the Cold War where sending a hundred thousand troops ran you the risk of getting a tactical nuked used against you.

  • @diceportz7107
    @diceportz7107 Месяц назад

    This show and Eureka were 2 of the finest sci-fi shows ever produced.

  • @Technobabylon
    @Technobabylon 2 года назад +1

    Without the iris, any old box of tissues can come through the gate!

  • @christinefarrell6438
    @christinefarrell6438 5 месяцев назад +1

    All things considered, the Kawoosh and the wormhole event horizon effects still hold up very well

  • @bigbob1699
    @bigbob1699 2 года назад +2

    I always wanted to see a cross over show between Stargate and NCIS.

  • @ianmoseley9910
    @ianmoseley9910 4 года назад +5

    The medium is the message

  • @richardm3023
    @richardm3023 6 месяцев назад +1

    I'm really glad that they finally got that pesky shaking problem sorted out.

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 6 месяцев назад

      Well, that even gets brought up a few eps later.

    • @richardm3023
      @richardm3023 6 месяцев назад

      @@JnEricsonx i know, but the first episode is near and dear to me because boobies.

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 6 месяцев назад

      @@richardm3023 So I hear. I didn't watch the first run of the show cause, I didn't have Showtime.

    • @richardm3023
      @richardm3023 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@JnEricsonx it was only in episode 1, and I think they edited it out of the syndication run. But I have a old vhs tape of the first one.

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 6 месяцев назад

      @@richardm3023 I remember hearing some of this.

  • @johngregory4801
    @johngregory4801 2 года назад +2

    Stargate SG1, the Shit Has Hit The Fan sci fi show that refused to take itself too seriously 😂😂

  • @scoop4363
    @scoop4363 4 года назад +2

    26APR2020 - Watched it front to back in real time. Never understood how the puddle didn't vaporize the iris. Nirrti. Always my favorite.

  • @healtc5069
    @healtc5069 6 лет назад +228

    I remember the full frontal nudity of this episode. And I’m not joking.

    • @gabelogan5877
      @gabelogan5877 6 лет назад +2

      Thomas Healy You made it up.

    • @healtc5069
      @healtc5069 6 лет назад +36

      Steve Urkel for your viewing pleasure: ruclips.net/video/g5fSuErgHFk/видео.html

    • @DCdabest
      @DCdabest 6 лет назад +1

      Thomas Healy
      Dayummmmm

    • @DCdabest
      @DCdabest 6 лет назад +3

      Ray Jim
      Hahaha. I wonder what R-18 looks lile then......

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 5 лет назад +23

      Yeah, it was originally on Showtime; they didn't know it was going to be going to Sci-Fi in a few years. I had a friend of mine digitize and burn a copy of that first episode when I heard it was remastered because I KNEW it would go out of print.

  • @BogeyTheBear
    @BogeyTheBear 3 года назад

    Cut to a bunch of Serpent Guards pawing in awe at the tissues, right before one of them raises it to their mouth to eat one...

  • @Lykyk
    @Lykyk 3 года назад +1

    You can take the MacGyver out of MacGyver but you can't take the MacGyver out of MacGyver.

  • @katynewt
    @katynewt 4 года назад +2

    Ahhh, that time when Walter had to shout his way through the dialling sequence...

  • @captain61games49
    @captain61games49 3 года назад +1

    Man I miss stargate

  • @brentpieczynski
    @brentpieczynski 6 лет назад +7

    That is some nice humor.

  • @tshilidzimadzhege4949
    @tshilidzimadzhege4949 5 месяцев назад

    I like how the general says care to explain.

  • @Simcore999
    @Simcore999 2 года назад +2

    I remember that première, like if it was yesterday 👍

  • @kucutooms8685
    @kucutooms8685 2 года назад +1

    I love this show........

  • @kyliam80
    @kyliam80 4 месяца назад

    Honestly, these first few episodes really blended the series to the ending of the movie perfectly. The cleenex was a great touch with Jacksons allergies lol.

  • @MBarcus927
    @MBarcus927 4 года назад +5

    The only time Kleenex helped Jack.

  • @alexistaylor969
    @alexistaylor969 6 месяцев назад +1

    The problem here is they even had Air Force liaisons to guide them on the show and still got so much stuff wrong.
    The most glaring example:
    *The Security Forces in the room when the gate even horizon flows out aren't wearing their PT Safety Belts and Hard Hats with their chinstraps on.*

  • @isaacdestura7495
    @isaacdestura7495 3 года назад +3

    1:38 don’t think that was used past season 3, sadly. Wish there were more scenes which included this shot

  • @GodshinX
    @GodshinX 4 года назад +3

    I had to watch a nose spray commercial before this 😂

  • @Questor-ky2fv
    @Questor-ky2fv 2 месяца назад

    I sometimes channel MacGyver in my own life. What a helpful and inspiring role model! I still sometimes watch the reruns. Same with Star Gate SG1.

  • @asterixobelix20
    @asterixobelix20 2 года назад +1

    "Thanks, send more - Apho.. Uh I mean Daniel"

  • @leospitz6541
    @leospitz6541 4 года назад +33

    Talk about stupidity, they have all of those armed soldiers standing there ready to fire if anything hostile comes through the gate and the top brass walks in and stands right in front of them. Why did they even need to be in the room? They could have seen just as well from the control room, been more effective in the event of an emergency, and better able to analyze any threat.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 4 года назад +10

      The design of the gate room is flawed. There should be remote-controlled, heavily armored turrets instead of flesh and blood soldiers.

    • @skoshman1
      @skoshman1 4 года назад +5

      @@theuncalledfor But that would mean someone can't justify requalifying on the Ma-Deuce! Also, this was filmed when the Israelli remote turrets were still in development and weren't deemed reliable enough to field... yet.

    • @CNC-Time-Lapse
      @CNC-Time-Lapse 4 года назад +5

      Or flip the gate on it's back pointing up so that whatever exits the gate that isn't flying falls back into the event horizon. But that wouldn't make for good dramatic story telling.

    • @edspeece9641
      @edspeece9641 4 года назад +5

      Leo Spitz: Talk about stupidity? Did you even watch the show? One of the most important tenants of wormhole physics is that nothing can enter through an outgoing gate. Those guys are there to guard against an incoming wormhole, of course, after the Iris was installed they weren’t necessary.

    • @leospitz6541
      @leospitz6541 4 года назад +1

      @@edspeece9641 I have never watched the movie or the TV series so I don't know the particulars of the gates. I just know it is a bad idea to stand in front of the people who are there to protect you.

  • @GingerGuy93
    @GingerGuy93 5 месяцев назад

    Jack O’Neil is a absolute legend lol.

  • @wahyip7297
    @wahyip7297 Месяц назад

    Love the theme music.

  • @mathelgameroom4592
    @mathelgameroom4592 Месяц назад

    The most expensive tissues delivery ever.

  • @gnarlin4964
    @gnarlin4964 2 года назад +1

    I like to mix it up on the 7th chevron and say.. locked. It's just one of those little things.

  • @NimhLabs
    @NimhLabs 4 месяца назад

    I just love how human the humans are in this series xD

  • @spaceboyxyz
    @spaceboyxyz 2 месяца назад

    And so it all began! ❤

  • @viper2165
    @viper2165 5 месяцев назад +2

    its a shame Maj Kawalskey didn't survive longer into the show. I liked him

  • @Iceflkn
    @Iceflkn 4 месяца назад

    Good to know Daniel still had markers...

  • @KingApe69
    @KingApe69 3 года назад +8

    The real question... Where Daniel get the sharpie?

    • @DKNguyen3.1415
      @DKNguyen3.1415 5 месяцев назад

      I assumed it was just carbon black or coal or whatever they used to write over there.

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 4 года назад

    Bachman Turners spooling up, Targeting mode set to Depeche, and begin preparing the jefferson starship

  • @iceteee95
    @iceteee95 Год назад +1

    dialing the gate before explained the plan to the general. -sure

  • @miccrhaafetl5101
    @miccrhaafetl5101 3 года назад

    LOVE Stargate music

  • @shanebethune9032
    @shanebethune9032 6 месяцев назад

    And the setesh guards nose driped lol

  • @invisible.fatman
    @invisible.fatman 6 месяцев назад

    Dude, I thought he was gonna McGuyver a probe from a box of tissues, a wire and a stick of gum.

  • @0623kaboom
    @0623kaboom 6 лет назад +6

    best probe ever ... just goes to show you dont always need some high tech fancy rig ma role gear to say hi who's there ...
    .
    just send a box of snot rags and wait

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 5 лет назад +2

      Not very helpful if your buddy (and his memories) on the other side of the gate is the host for a Gaould.
      I always wondered why they (and the Jaffa) didn't just lob a couple grenades or at least a smokescreen through unknown gates before walking through.

    • @DKNguyen3.1415
      @DKNguyen3.1415 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@pwnmeisterage That's what the probe is for. As explorers trying to find allies and tech, SG1 can't just toss explosives through unknown gates. I don't think smoke screens would help either since you don't know where you're stepping into so you don't know where you can run off and take cover or escape, whereas any enemies guarding the gate know exactly where you're going to be.
      The Jaffa probably don't do because they don't usually go through unknown gates. The Gou-uld aren't every really exploring after all. Besides, when it is an unknown gate there's almost never anything on the other side that can oppose them.