Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to get across the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush. Same as us, and that thief over there.
I mean, according to Snatcher, you can actually unlock Luigi if you complete every Death Wish on the first attempt. And it has to be genuine, he read it online.
@@bobble17 What is there to say about this? Whenever people point out the lack of replies, the following replies are usually a useless chain, removing all possibility of useful replies.
Game developer: so I designed a game in which all you have to do is just jump to the top of this level and grab the thing VG:.......*smacks lips*.........I don’t think so chief
Oh finally some originally in a joke comment. Can't wait for it to be used over and over again until I get sick of it like "break this man's entire career" or "nobody: someone: blablabla". Edit: and how could I forget "hold my beer" ( I actually don't mind that one because said beer can be something else)
7:51 Me: "Oh, so you have Hat Kid hit Bow kid so Bow Kid can proceed." *Whacks hat kid in the face and make her walk up to the pipe* This man's bias against Hat Kid has no limits
There is a jump counter in death wish tho Using A to dive canceling (still can do it without A by double tapping the dive button), jumping at the water surface doesn't count as a jump. Still good job.
@@dudutuga2322 as far i know it didnt counted when i played 'mafias jumps'. there is still a possibity that the jump counter patched since i played before the dlc 2 came out.
@@zaxtonhong3958 I tested in the death wish in game but I couldn't attend to do a single ledge grab (probably cuz im too bad at this game). But somebody pointed out ledge grab pull ups are counted as jumps when i asked my friends. Jumping on water still doesn't count as jump (at least i could test that)
“If you stack an object on top of another object, the top object will transcend the universe and become a fourth dimensional being.” I love gamechamp’ s sense of humour Edit: one year later I discover this is my first top comment. Thanks.
Throwing Hat Kid into the trash? That's a big juicy yikes from me, dawg. Besides all that, great and fun video. Thanks for keeping that quality content comin'!
Just did this run myself, and it was super fun! To anyone who hasn't played A Hat in Time, I beg you to indulge yourself in this masterpiece. To anyone who has, but got bored of it, this is a great way to give the game a fresh coat of paint!
Vgmyths: *sees a game which whole gimmick revolves around platforming* Vgmyths: *buys game* Also vgmyths: *throws away jump button* Vgmyths again: LET'S DO THIS
The No-Bonk badge is so broken, you can slide up slopes with it to gain tons of vertical and horizontal momentum. Also, Hat Kid should already have an umbrella. I think playing as Bow Kid must've caused this.
12:22 So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon.
@@inkllama5445 because switch version was rebuilt from the ground up. Afterall, Unreal ENgine 3 is not switch compatible, so they have to use Unreal Engine 4
Also on the “she came from outer space “level on the section where you wall run up to a higher platform over the mafia bosses face the ropes leading up are walkable
8:53 I think I know why this happens. Bow kid is intended to be player 2 thus why she if the co-op partner if you play normally. Because you're playing as Bow kid as player 1 however her umbrella appears as blue instead of the usual pink. This of course prevents player 2 from getting the umbrella unless player 1 dies if you play as Bow kid.
This video was the first time I had ever heard of A Hat in Time and made me want to get the game. As of about a month or two ago I got all of the timepieces in the game and can't wait for a sequel, so thank you for showing me this!
"when ever there is something risky make Hat Kid do the dirty work for you"
Snatcher: "IM LISTENING"
69 likes
*snatcher is always listening*
Snatcher: "I guess stealing ONE idea wasn't ENOUGH for you!"
... I tried. Not much, but I tried.
replacing risky with risque will land you in jail
She’s not 18. 🫢
6:18 I love how this sounds so ridiculously over the top for a joke but it's actually what happens in-story
The jar remains actually visit you in your spaceship
@@seen270
And even has its own theme when talking to it. And its own badge.
@@yellowmello1223 that badge saved me in all of the snatcher coin levels
@@seen270same
Using buckets to fly...
*Skyrim theme plays in the background*
Reminds me of prop surfing in gmod
(FUS RO DAHs the trash can hat kid keeps getting thrown in at VG) keep the kid out of the trash. Seriously.
(Gmod nuke explodes)
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to get across the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush. Same as us, and that thief over there.
Or subnautica
“Hat Kid may not be Luigi, she is Luigi’s best friend so that has to count for something.”
220 likes.
No replies-
There is no justice in the world, now is there?
@@bobble17 no responses to this? No justice in this world now is there?
Also yes
I mean, according to Snatcher, you can actually unlock Luigi if you complete every Death Wish on the first attempt. And it has to be genuine, he read it online.
@@bobble17 What is there to say about this?
Whenever people point out the lack of replies, the following replies are usually a useless chain, removing all possibility of useful replies.
Game developer: so I designed a game in which all you have to do is just jump to the top of this level and grab the thing
VG:.......*smacks lips*.........I don’t think so chief
VG: _No, I don't think I will_
GD: say sike right now
I mean, same thing for mario odyssey here.
@roya
VG: mmmmm.. nope!
Oh finally some originally in a joke comment. Can't wait for it to be used over and over again until I get sick of it like "break this man's entire career" or "nobody:
someone: blablabla".
Edit: and how could I forget "hold my beer" ( I actually don't mind that one because said beer can be something else)
7:51
Me: "Oh, so you have Hat Kid hit Bow kid so Bow Kid can proceed."
*Whacks hat kid in the face and make her walk up to the pipe*
This man's bias against Hat Kid has no limits
Ah yes, your profile picture says it all
SMECK
Hows your head by the way
Just so you know, Gamechamp uses she/they pronouns
@@malachiatkinson7245 okay? And?
There is a jump counter in death wish tho
Using A to dive canceling (still can do it without A by double tapping the dive button), jumping at the water surface doesn't count as a jump.
Still good job.
Wait, jumping out of the water dosen't count as a jump?! I restarted the 7 jumps death wish like 5 times because I fell in the water...
@@dudutuga2322 as far i know it didnt counted when i played 'mafias jumps'. there is still a possibity that the jump counter patched since i played before the dlc 2 came out.
Jumper I’m very glad they did that but he’s does this L E G I T
Ledge grab pull-up counts as a jump.
@@zaxtonhong3958 I tested in the death wish in game but I couldn't attend to do a single ledge grab (probably cuz im too bad at this game). But somebody pointed out ledge grab pull ups are counted as jumps when i asked my friends. Jumping on water still doesn't count as jump (at least i could test that)
Me: is struggling to beat a toilet that consumed my soul even with jumping
This guy: beats the entire game without jumping
Snatcher: alright, let’s see what this soul can- it... can’t jump? Why can’t it jump? I want a refund!
Snatcher you have the challenge of “if you jump you die” in your book
@@theawsomecheese9714 since they cant jump its exploited around. *evil laughs in the distance*
Antony Rye snatcher doesn’t need to jump, he can just do his weird burrow thing he does in his boss fight.
@@dando541 you mean when he goes underground and appears?
Fatal Error yea
“Uh bow kid we missed the goon.”
“We’re not aiming for goon.”
"This isn't jumping! This is carrying buckets with _style!"_
uhhh nowadays…. that’s slang
Me: So hyped for this run! GameChamp3000 a minute in: *MISSION FAILED*
Jacky Chang TV what a letdown...
GameChamp3000 another minute in: Spoiler, this run ends with a mission complete.
I've not seen the video yet so i'm confused :mission failed or mission complete ?
Ohhhhhhh i get it now !
test failed
Me: *Is having lots of fun doing something else*
Gamechamp: *Uploads*
Me: I don't need fun. I need answers.
Yes Red X (until you almost inevitably change your profile picture) we all do.
Chiramijumaru me: I need to multitask
His answers are more fun than anything you were doing. Admit it
God dammit Chiramijumaru, you're hard to love, but you're harder to hate.
@Darling Vexa Art her*
That's not a jump
THAT IS A BOUNCE
this needs more likes
“If you stack an object on top of another object, the top object will transcend the universe and become a fourth dimensional being.”
I love gamechamp’ s sense of humour
Edit: one year later I discover this is my first top comment. Thanks.
That wasn't humor that was 100% literal
Cable09 it can be both
@@caleblewis8169 I was gonna say, it is technically true. That bucket has transcended any three-dimensional laws of physics.
@@caleblewis8169 Well, kid. If youre serious, what does 4d look like?
@@FloodlightGamingReal those boxes did you not watch the video
HELL YEAH I've been waiting for aHiT challenges forever.
Now beat the game without hats
Me too!!!!!
YEAHHH
yes do it
it is possible with only the first hat
@@putlanainsmash466 Wait what? I thought the final level was only accessible with the next three hats? Someone explain, I'm confused.
The glitch with the buckets, bow kid was like “I must go, my people need me”
Throwing Hat Kid into the trash? That's a big juicy yikes from me, dawg.
Besides all that, great and fun video. Thanks for keeping that quality content comin'!
Then drag her out of the trash, throw her AGAIN in it, and regrab her when she learns to murder Bow Kid. What a strange turn of events
fr. bow girl is bottom tier
@@rhr03 BOW KID IS LIFE WYM-
Bow kid is life you peasant
Hat Kid is waifu!
Hat Kid is laifu!
I like how this essentially one of the Death Wish’s in the game taken to a whole new level
"oh... would u look at that... this challenge is imp..."
*Co-Op*
Just did this run myself, and it was super fun! To anyone who hasn't played A Hat in Time, I beg you to indulge yourself in this masterpiece. To anyone who has, but got bored of it, this is a great way to give the game a fresh coat of paint!
Great to see people still give a hat in time attention, it's one of my favorite games
Same!!! It’s one of the only games I’ve beaten 100% and was a ton of fun to do
Gamechamp: Uses Bow kid and calls Hat kid useless.
Me: *How dare you!*
He doesnt call hat kid useless. He just throws them in the trash several times.
@@VannyBeumer she
Gamechamp: "Hatkid is not Luigi so we're using Bowkid instead."
Me: But she isn't Luigi either!
No she is
Will Luigi is player two and bow kid is player two
Soooooooooooooooooooo
@@nicholashenderson3543 Imagine never playing Luigi's Mansion
@@imaginaryboy2000
This post was made by real gamers gang
Hat beats bow.
Me: “Who would ever want to do this challenge?”
Also Me: “Does it anyways in frustration.”
It's not a gamechamp3000 video without
Andrew Cyburt
Lezlamb
Quotes terrible beside manner
And
Mrharrywonka
Or "wheter we wanted to or not we've steeped into a war with the cabal"
Just like no hbomberguy is complete without Lord of the Roaches
Whether we wanted to or not, we've stepped into a war with the cabal
Or GameChamp3000Sucks
Don't forget Chocolateboy97
“By the way spoiler warning this episode ends with a mission complete.
Dear diary:
Today was most definitely not leg day.
what about dives?
Woah Look Its Rin belly day.
Or extreme leg day.
I guess it was arm day
i think the best description is more "mental gymnastics/hat kid abuse" day
“While pounding every button on my controller in frustration”
D O E S T H A T M E A N H E
J U M P E D?
He literally programmed the game to not do a jump even when pressing the jump button...
@@lustrousity1877 No, she configured it to R3. Sure she's being sarcastic when he says he pressed every button, but...well you get the point
...............
SHUDDD UPPPBBBB
Anthony Lipari which button is r3 again?
A meme archaelogist pressing down on the right analog stick
Cries in console thinking about how i cant get the dlc’s.
*Cries in Switch thinking about how I can't even play it yet*
@@shygaifu3592 At least you'll get it eventually; it seems like the other consoles have been completely abandoned.
I got it for pc but my pc sucks so I get like 25fps on the lowest graphics quality. Still perfectly playable but oof.
I got really good with keyboard controls when my brother broke my controller
just instal;l windfows on ur console duh
I always stick around for “Whether we wanted it or not, we’ve fallen into a war with the cabal”
"You're all peck-necks for watching."
Welp, this video is getting demonitized. :^)
*P E C K*
OH PECK
@@pokelordomega1701 DJ Grooves: What's your favorite condiment?
My Friend: Try to tell me something I don’t know.
Me: 3:46
3:46 - 4:24 you mean
Nice
Might be an unpopular opinion, but a jumpless challenge would clearly be more difficult in Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker.
Wait...
Jesus you’re original!
You *JUMP* out of some cannons
That is actually Impossible on the Wii U version as it has an extra cutscene not in the Switch or 3DS versions where Toad jumps to get in a pipe.
Never heard this before. Never.
Hilarious and original
Vgmyths: *sees a game which whole gimmick revolves around platforming*
Vgmyths: *buys game*
Also vgmyths: *throws away jump button*
Vgmyths again: LET'S DO THIS
Matias61 it used to be
Mency Magica no? Gamechamp had lots of series before vgmyths
@@amongitopremium her*
"Good morning everybody!" *watching at 1:30 AM* well I guess it's morning...
"Hey I've seen this one before"
"What do you mean? It's brand new"
The No-Bonk badge is so broken, you can slide up slopes with it to gain tons of vertical and horizontal momentum.
Also, Hat Kid should already have an umbrella. I think playing as Bow Kid must've caused this.
You are the vision of "I'm not doing it right, but I'm still happy."
A Hat in Time is one of the best platformers ever made, so happy you're playing it for a video!
I love that you included "how did you climb the tower on the great plateau" with the snarky comments haha
OH GOD I REMEMBER TRYING TO DO THIS MYSELF WAY BACK WHEN THE GAME FIRST LAUNCHED. THANK YOU GAMECHAMP FOR MAKING MY DREAMS COME TRUE!
12:22 So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon.
Me: *waiting for bus*
Gamechamp: *uploads*
Me: BUS CAN WAIT
Wait, you can beat this game with less than the max time pieces? Why would you EVER want to do that?
Because I’m lazy
Gamechamp: Mission Failed
Hat kid: Wait, that's illegal.
"anyone who's played death wish"
**Cries in PS4**
ay I feel ya 2
Same
whats funny is the game runs on even clunker PCs just fine at lower graphical settings, so the console ports are literally just inferior in every way
@@inkllama5445 because switch version was rebuilt from the ground up. Afterall, Unreal ENgine 3 is not switch compatible, so they have to use Unreal Engine 4
*Laughs in Nintendo Switch*
Beating a game about hats without jumping? hmmm... where have I seen that one before
It begins with an *S* and ends with a *y.*
@@JayboCorp.2014 I'm dumb. I was like "Mario Odyssey doesn't start with an s!" I forgot super. 😅
@@dinoboi7756: 😹 Honestly so did I before I really thought about it.
FlamingPigFTW it’s Super Mario Odyssey
@@gameprocessed7610: Yes it is.
You should do “Can You Beat ‘Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker’ Without Jumping?”
oH uR dUMb u cAnT jUmP iN tHaT gAMe u StoOpeEd
@@captainblue5096 dOn'T yOu uNdErStAnD tHiS iS a jOkE, iDiuUuUt
Plz stop
Sans Diamond thank you 😂
StarDJ No u
This guy beat the whole game jumpless. The whole game.
I had extreme difficulty with the Death Wish Zero Jump candle. This guy is a master at games!
No he says he's bad at video games
@@caleblewis8169 He's a master at being bad at video games, then!
She/her pronouns, people
I tried a Hatless run and got so close to the end only for the last level to add 4-5 uses to the counter. Love your content by the way.
So NOW can we get Rockman 3
We know you're trying to distract us
Two words: Roahm Mythril.
Also on the “she came from outer space “level on the section where you wall run up to a higher platform over the mafia bosses face the ropes leading up are walkable
10:46
Wait THATS A SHORTCUT THAT EXISTS?? HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD ABOUT IT
it isnt usable in the Nyakuza metro and seal the deal dlcs
@@LimitedTimeImaginaryFriend yes it is
Because diminishing the fear of Queen Vanessa is a crime.
gamechamp: but hat kid isn't luigi. me: and neither is bow kid
By bullying hat kid, vg myths has disturbed the peace and tranquility
4:18
A Hat in Time for Switch: I'm about to end this man career
Wait is it patched there
Nope I did that to get the ice hat early
I guess this was *time* consuming!
I'll be heading out..
@Astro please leave
Michael Balfour III no he needs to stay
Go eat a clock :)
dont you mean hatting out
what the clock
Every VG Myths title ever
VG Myths - Can You Beat [Insert Game Title Here] Without [Game Function]?
I just got an ad for stadia on this video that had text that said “here’s to jumping”
Patreon: *exists*
Andrew Cyburt: I shall back GC till the end of time
I know its before Halloween, but can you do dead rising 2 without zombie kills?
Thanks for the speedrunner trick. And apparently I'm a bad person for loving the Conductor's levels more than DJ Grooves's.
And then this became a deathwish...
The origin story for the Friendly Resident of Subcon Forest
i was just scrolling discord then i saw my notifs had something. then i watched this masterpiece.
Good job furret
But... He used a guide. How is it a masterpiece?
8:53 I think I know why this happens. Bow kid is intended to be player 2 thus why she if the co-op partner if you play normally. Because you're playing as Bow kid as player 1 however her umbrella appears as blue instead of the usual pink. This of course prevents player 2 from getting the umbrella unless player 1 dies if you play as Bow kid.
I’m listening to this while trying to beat train rush without jumps for death wish lol
Of all the "Challenge" RUclips channels, yours offers is hands down the best, both in terms of presentation and actual challenges.
Have fun trying to do a challenge run when all of your information is the seven worst parts of it.
(I am not referring to champ here.)
you have some problems with trying to pass games without jumping
There's an entire genre built around jumping, and this series is all about trying to find critical mehanics you can do without.
He doesn’t like leg day
This video was the first time I had ever heard of A Hat in Time and made me want to get the game. As of about a month or two ago I got all of the timepieces in the game and can't wait for a sequel, so thank you for showing me this!
Snatcher: Laughs in Death Wish
Level 2 possesses gamechamp and says MISSION FAILED
There’s a jump counter in one of the contracts, it would be neat to have an option like the speedrun timer to have that in the whole game.
I was a German translator of the game :) Love your vids my dude keep it up !
9:15 wait a vampire takng over someones body....
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS HAT KID
BUT IT WAS ME DIO
Everywhere i go i see his face.
*dio pointing at himself on the wall*
I miss him so much.
2:06 the tried and true technique of VG myths will always be the speedrun community. Period.
I'm not first
I'm not last
But when I see VG Myths
I click fast
._.
K
Good one
Can’t wait to see nothing but this in the RUclips comment sections for the next few months.
It's true tho
Dive into the scaffolding you can glitch out the wall jump
Me: does it
Game: literally sends me to the shadow realm
he sounds so tired
even the *MISSION COMPLETE!!!!!* is now mission complete
take a nap
she*
gamechamp: hates on hat kid
me: you are the enemy of the people
10:35 Thank you! I’m not the only one who thinks the Conductor looks like Woodstock!
My question is why does he say your a bad person
If you beat the conductor
P
E
C
K
This game blew me away. I expected to enjoy it, but my God, I fell in _love._ It's just stuffed with creativity, fun, and charm at every turn.
Me: This video should be pretty interesting
GameChamp3000: *throws hat kid into trash
Me: nope
But- but-
In order to cancel a dive, you have to jump. *A jump is a jump.*
VG Myth: Can you beat Terraria without armor/accessories?
"I will play as bow kid"
*You have made god very upset.*
Every time this goober says “Ludicrous” take a shot
7:25 wait...the time stop hat...
*ZA WARUDO!!!!!*
"It will become a 4th dimensional bei-"
This is the video that finally got me to buy the game. Been loving it ever sense. Thanks game champ
Hardest question.
Can you beat a hat in time without realizing how cute hat kid is?
Nope. Thats impossible lol.
@@notagent4 yes I agree with you
Mission failed
I originally bought this game because it looked so fun in this challenge and haven't regretted it. Enjoyed every second with it!
3:32 "why does this guy sound like he's matpat"
on the contrary, at least VG myths knows what the word "We" means.
and final
And understands that seeing two people together in one room makes it pretty clear they’re two different people.
she*
1:10 that dash was in rythm lol
Probably not
Edit: I was wrong
Finally. An "A Hat in Time" video. My prayers have been answered.
What dream do you have even?
1 day later: A hat in time on Switch
2:38 There is a balloon made for death wish "mafia's jumps" which allows you to skip that first jump without need of the second player.
Try yooka laylee without rolling. It might seem impossible, but im getting close, and i want to see if you can do it
*Hat Kid's newfound ability to murder us gives us some much appreciated wiggle-room.*