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- Tywin Lannister: The king of the gays!
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"Any man who needs to say I am gay is not a true gay"
Tywin lannister
-Bilbus Bullington
So does this mean someone saying "I Am Not Gay" is not a true straight?
......shoot...
Tin curry is the real gay. There are none more gay. Tim curry is the pinnacle of homosexuality. There were none like him before, there are none like him now, and there will never be another like him. He is a one of a kind queer.
@@jackalenterprisesofohio what it means is that a true gay won't need to announce it just as a true straight person doesn't need to announce it. People who are comfortable in themselves (including sexuality) do not need to reaffirm themselves to the rest of the world. If you are making a point of telling people you're not gay or that you are straight is the same thing as a straight person telling people they are not gay or that they are straight.
You have only to look at the woke brigade and their constant proclamations of their "identity" while the overwhelming majority of people say nothing about themselves and are not in any way compelled to tell people what they are at any time. Anyone who is making a point of telling you something about their "identity" is among the minority who are not comfortable in themselves and ironically are presenting a false image hoping it will be accepted and this action is indicative of more complicated mental health matters that are likely confusing the person about their identity including their sexuality.
To say a person is a true gay is the same as a true straight- they are 100% comfortable in themselves and are not confused about their identity.
- Daffyd Thomas, the only gay in the village.
Love Jlongbone describing him as a gas station clerk who won a fight once and now thinks he can give advice on masculinity
I'm currently playing Persona 4 Golden and know all the spoilers and reading that wipes my SP!
XD
"Being a homosexual is not only an honor, it's a requirement."
-Bilbo Baggins
@awhellnah__hahaha was about to say similar... its my only joy in this life 😂
Hearing “the ultimate homosexual” just brings me in like I’m going to hear what a power bottom is for the first time.
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I dont want to know and neither do you. We will never sleep again.
I see this and I'm trying to think of a parody of Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
...and then I remember one already exists.
This reminds me of that Freedomtoons cartoon.
"It's the 1950s, I can provide for my family with just my job, my wife cooks delicious, healthy food for all of us, and my children respect me, and aren't sat in front of a screen all day... BUT I'M SECRETLY GAY!!!"
Which one is that one?
@DaMaster012 "what the Left thinks the 1950's were like", that video.
Link please!
XD
@@DaMaster012"How the Left Portrays the 50s" video. I don't think RUclips likes links in comments
"He has never taken a lover." Except that one time he stole Tyrion's lover.
And the person he had three kids with.
I mean, that argument is equally applicable to Rag's Richard I claim he made, which I find very strange.
I don't know why "Ultimate Homosexual" / Apex Homosexual is such a funny term to me.
Because you imagine the kind of life they would live lol.
Which Danganronpa V season is that?
XD
The THUMBNAIL
*THAT IS ALL*
SHSL Okama?
or
The Ultimate Lesbian?
ScrumDebate.mp3
It's like a gay Vampire flying around robbing unsuspecting men of their "essence" at night lol
I'm endlessly happy that Wolf made his long awaited return for Lord of the Rings.
I have watched the EFAP LotR movie reactions so many times.
It felt wrong that he wasn't there, then he was!
Don but not forgotten.
@awhellnah__ Don stop believing, our blessed Wolf may return yet again
You mean The Lord of Ring
I like the first reason RR gives for why he thinks Tywin is gay is "he don't fuck no more".
I remember dying from laughter at these two video reviews.
The star wars "loud soup" was amazing too.
Didnt he also get mad at all the loud soup memes? 😂
Yup, it was bloody hysterical 😂😂
Loud Soup is legendary.
Which stream was it on?
Even tho Remarkable Republican revealed himself to be a Poe, this content is still funny as a performance piece and as great material the crew made hilarious jokes/memes with.
Loud Soup was one of the first jokes that made me pause the stream because i was laughing so hard
Revealed himself to be a what?
@@illuminossentertainment3253a Poe. It's a reference to Poe's Law, a maxim that states "At the extremes, parody is indistinguishable from reality". So a Poe is someone parodying a position to show the extreme absurdity of it.
@@CptnCardboard Ah. That's the first I've heard of such a term.
Learn something new every day.
Source?
He committed to the bit really hard, especially when he came on the stream to debate Game of Thrones with Shad. Gotta give him props for the dedication.
Don’t y’all think it’s amazing how remarkable republican kinda materialized into synthetic man all these years later 💀
The term is mestastasized
It’s all fits 😂
"Being homosexual is distasteful... to me!"
- Remarkable Republican, the Gaydar of Westeros
I said this on another older clip of this segment, but Richard the Lionheart wasn’t gay and there isn’t any actual evidence to support he was. On the contrary, the historically proven fact that Richard had a illegitimate son he acknowledged named Philip of Cognac goes rather against the idea.
That's usually the way of it. Metatron actually has a great video analyzing the available evidence as to the homosexuality of ancient Greece, and it turns out that there really isn't much of it. This actually surprised me a lot given their reputation lol
@@richter6699 Most likely a modern day revision to get the gae more accepted
I thought of Alexander the Great, but I haven’t researched enough about him
@@dean_l33yeah for some reason the lgbtq community very desperately wants everything in the past to be gay because… dont know
Philip of Cognac?
Is he an ancestor of Critical Drinker?
"Protégé homosexual"
Don't you mean, Protogay?
‘If you need to tell people that you are the Apex Homosexual then you are no Apex Homosexual.’
I think Rags, is the Apex of Queers.
what is that random comma doing there?
the Gayest Straight dog who was ever Bi
@@neropunkt It exist
@@SaintVakos s.
Needed this upload. Hearing about Tywin Lannister being the ultimate homosexual is the only thing that brings me joy in my life
_”Being an Apex, S-Tier, Super Massive Homer Textual is the only thing that brings me joy in life…”_
-*Tywin Lannister* Lord of Casterly Rock, Warden of the West, Hand of The King, & The Ultimate Ghey
Tywin actually loved Joanna so much he never remarried. He hates Tyrion because he killed the love of his life. Remember he married Joanna despite it having zero political gain, as it was his cousin, because he wanted to.
It's all very hypocritical, especially not remarrying to create more children to further his line, but that's just the big flaw in his character. A whore being found in his bed only cements the fact he's not much different from Tyrion at all.
Remember, "Remarkable Republican" has since announced he's a left wing psy op (not his words but the meaning behind them).
Wait, what?
Well, so much for _that_ psyop. At least we know he's not pretending to be a moron.
Why was he willing to come on stream and defend the catapults in game of thrones?
@@diegodankquixote-wry3242because that was the point of his trolling, he’s a “republican” and is thus “stupid.”
???????
I hope that George R. R. Martin will make this oh-so-important lore addition official one day.
He's more likely to do that than finish the fucking books!
On his deathbed, "Tywin is suuuper gay"
-Dies
One of the highlights of these, umm, highlights is that we're getting origin stories for a lot of the on-going memes. I had no idea that the original "Apex Homosexual" was TYWIN.
( 12:04 )
Interesting thing to note.
Tywin is a masterful statesmen but not that much of a military genius.
He gets beaten multiple times in a war agaisnt a guy who’s 16/20 depending on which canon you’re using.
The red wedding is the ultimate display of this as Robb had been so much of a problem
**Consults Daily Telegraph**
"Tywin Lannister. Probable quuaar."
I love the work you are doing here. Thanks for always being an Apex Massive.
Apparently this guy isn't aware Fredricks The Great of Prussia was a well known homosexual, and one of the greatest generals of the Seven Years War.
Uhhh ALEXANDER THE FUCKING GREAT?
And why would anyone believe that heterosexuality was a basic requirement for being even a competent general? How many mediocre or poor generals were there in the Seven Years War? I’m sure the vast majority of them visited many prostitutes and fathered many, many bastards. A basic requirement for being a ‘great commander’ often seems to be inventing new methods in a military environment that is ossified. Probably being unconventional to begin with helps you break with military tradition as well.
@@Trux2010 exactly, it's believed Charles the 12th of Sweden was aswell, but no one is sure.
@@Trux2010No, Alexander was straight, the instances where he „mourns“ because of the death of a man, are because this man was his best friend and a warrior that stood by his side, you could compare it to Aragorn and Boromirs scene at the end of the first movie, are they gay just because Aragorn mourns his death ? Obviously not. This sort of brotherly love is something that most modern people don’t seem to understand anymore.
Then the second argument people bring to „prove“ he was gay is, that he was not interested in girls in his early years.
Well the mans father had just been fucking murdered, and the guy was not even a man yet and had to secure the rule for himself, I bet he thought about other things that plowing. 😂💀
Furthermore, Alexander did marry.
Frederick the great is an interesting topic, there are two options, either he was infertile or gay, but he wasn’t a „well known“ homosexual. All we know is, that Frederick held distance to his wife, it is speculated that his manhood might have been damaged in combat or the things mentioned above, I guess we will Never fully know the truth.
Well, technically homosexuality is deviant behavior because it deviates from the heterosexual norm. We as a society just use "deviant" in a negative way so often we forget what its really referring too.
By definition, its not an insult, however being different is frowned upon by humans.
Deviant is an insult because you are calling someone underhanded and sneaky. Homosexuals in the west used to have to be devious, in order to satisfy their urges and not face stigma.
It’s not about deviating from the norm, it’s about being subversive, underhanded, and sinful.
20:34
Literally the only smart thing Joffrey said was “that dragon lady sounds like she could be a problem, maybe we should do something about that.”
3:44
Wait.
Tywin was banging Shae. That’s a big part of the reason why Tyrion killed her.
I look forward to this person coming out in a few years.
I love this, please continue your work. Rewatching best efap moments is bliss
This is a top ten classic, for sure!!
This reminds me of all the flat earthers that constantly say all the famous historical scientists were transgender. This is some bizarre shit.
"gays make bad generals"
*every single one of the Diadochi* _has entered the chat_
and Frederick II
Uh huh
They weren't gay, at the very least not all of them.
11:00 By the time of the Red Wedding, Robb lost the war. Half of the Riverlands were destroyed, Stannis was beaten, the Tyrells joined Joffrey and Tywin, the Karstarks left and Balon Greyjoy occupied strategic positions in the North. Robb was a better general, but Tywin outmaneuvered him in every other way.
My god, that was so fucking funny!
Could be an idea to highlight the Efap lore on this channel; the Efap website is great, but it doesn't refernce them all. You could even make a playlist out of them. Either way, thanks for the laugh. :)
He was very much the money man of the seven kingdoms in the books of I recall correctly.
“Homosexuals tend not to be good at military affairs.”
*My brother in Christ, have you heard of Alexander the Great?!*
And he is the only one to beat the Band of Thebes (an elite force of 150 male lovers) who were the top warriors at the time. They beat the Spartans and ended their domination of the area.
Well they say it was Alexander's father who did it but Alexander was the general of the his fathers army who actually beat them
I mean it's a better example than the one Rags tried, but still not quite definitive.
Alexander got sad cuz his friend died = Homosexual.....
@@gbalfour9618 They both beat Thebes. In different battles. Whenever Philip was present, He was the general, no one else.
Can't win wars, can't whistle: what _can_ they do?
This channel is brilliant
Tywin Lannister is the Apex homosexual.
And Charles dance would own it completely if that was the character
john snow,no bastards...think about it
I would watch a show where someone shrinks down to explore someone's brain. Preferably with an 80's ascetic
"Gays make poor generals..."
*laughs in Ancient Greek*
Just ignore all the minors the slept with....
@@derigel7662 lol. You get a brownie button for being against child abuse.
@@fettbub92 i mean there is a difference of being Homosexual and "Gay" now in this time compared to back then. Now gay is a personality trait followed by 8,000 gender identities, where they saw it as an earthly pleasure or actual love and feelings.
cause id love you to look me in the eyes and tell me the twitter hive mind of the LGBTQA+#$BDF are as competent as Alexander the Great....
@@derigel7662 Like the straight men back then did?
@@VinnieMF lololol are you trying to justify pedophiles wow say the quiet part louder for everyone
I love this highlight so much 😆
Alexander the Great was certainly bisexual, possibly gay, and he was a notoriously good general.
While funny, I thought this episode had gotten binned when we found out the guy was a po?
Nah, they just acknowledged it in a later stream. If they were gonna retroactively remove streams for things that were proven wrong or didn't turn out well then they'd have gotten rid of 84 and anything to do with Jared a long time ago.
what's a po?
Thanks to this highlight, I just realized they never discussed that RR found Tywin to be gay because he wasn’t incestuous!!
I mean, how are you supposed to lead your army of men if you're busy kissing them? Checkmate.
Who told Rags that Richard I was gay? Because he said that pretty definitively despite a total lack of evidence to support that, and I don't even mean from him, I mean at all.
People have speculated sure, but on flimsier basis than what this guy is doing with Tywin. Richard I had a ton of documented mistresses and not a hint of a male lover, ever.
this is unbelievably funny
Why is this guy's blather reminding me of _Deliverance_ ?
This guy has obviously never been to a gay leather bar, where he'd likely last about thirty seconds before the clientele would make him the star of his own personal Frankie Goes To Hollywood video.
LOL. For sure.
i need to relisten to these oldfaps when i get the time
good luck in finding the time i guess, i listen it during work sometimes
Perfect thumbnail
He reminds me of Thersiates The Historian but only on his cadance and tone
"George R. R. Martin is a homosexual."
I think his wife Parris McBride would disagree.
So he was a closet case? Most homosexuals up until recently were closeted. Homosexuality didn't just pop up 50 years ago LMAO.
@@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax Do you just assume that all married men are secretly gay? Cuz from all your other responses on this video, that's what it seems like.
Is the loud thrumming on the left side around 20:56 from the Efap episode? Or from the rendering process?
It's from the original video, Metal even comments on it
The universe itself couldn't handle the powerful truths this man told.
The thumbnails are APEX
XD
There's been rumours swirling around for a long time about Alexander the Great.
I thought Tywin's hatred towards Tyrion was causing the death of his wife during childhood?
Tywin Lannister, Colon Homosexual
An EFAP classic
Remarkable Republican: Tywin lannister is GAY!!!
EFAP: Sources?
RR: I MADE IT THE F**** UP!!!!
The rumor come out:
Does Tywin Lannister is gay?
”Does is,” eh? 😬
I loved this stream so much. 😂
Here in the Midwest I've HEARD with my own ears people play the "married or gay' game, usually old people. I do't think they think it's a game, but it sounds like one, because it's talk about this person, hmm, are they married? No? So gay? No they were married before, ah ok, not gay...and I'm like who TF cares?
True. These fools (I'm talking everywhere) ALSO can't seem to realize that homosexual men pretended to be straight by marrying women and having children. All of this has been going on since religion shoved its nose into other people's business for millenia. People denying that famous people like Alexander the Great "couldn't possibly be a "pillow biter" just shows the complete delusion of accepting these facts. LOL. For many, their slight bigotry always comes to the fore.
7:37 so based. Wow
Are frogs gay? 🐸
I hope so...
“Homosexuals tend not to be very good at conducting military affairs” aside from how painful that sentence is, umm… my dude, allow me to present the greatest general of all time, who led his troops from the front line and defeated the most powerful army in the world at the time, Alexander the Great, famously bisexual/gay, not only a genius at war but a brave warrior who lived to fight. Please good sir, do some research.
The most homosexual ever!
I wish Little Platoon were here for this one.
It would've been amazing to see his reaction to this.
🐺♥
classic
We all know the gays love glory.......🕳️
Did you just assume the wh&re's gender?!
11:36 Richard was in fact not gay, that has only been made „fake fact“ in the last couple of years of wokeness, Richard was married, though his wife did not bare children, Richard fathered a Bastard son.
If a Gay medieval ruler was to father a child, it would be a legitimate one, not a bastard.
Renly might have been a bad example 😂
😁
More of an Apex Homosexual than Renly, Loras or Jon Connington ever were 😂😂
I think RR might have a case of the not-gays!
Incest was not widely practiced in GoT. In fact, there was a war between the targaryans and the church because they hated the fact that they married their sisters. So comments say the guy is a psyop, but the point still stands.
He was always causing a drama
I think weird rumbling on the video is making me gay.
It's a shame, because with actual arguments you could make the claim that Tywin is gay
Wait....Richard the lion heart, THE Richard the lion heart, is gay?
Probably not.
Yes.
It's debatable. The claims are from his opposition so they could be complete lies or just information leaked to the public.
@awhellnah__ Rags said Richard the lionheart was gay not Remarkable republican.
@awhellnah__ I don't in honestly, as I would check carefully myself. I do got to be careful on info and check for consistency.
.... That's bait! ....
Mauler, Renly WAS gay lmao! Of all the bastardless nobles you could bring up, you brought up the one with no heir BECAUSE he was gay lmao!
Apex Homosexual....def a power bottom
@MauLer Gays and Glory holes. When have you ever seen it 😅
In your toilet stall?
Mister-ess is great.
Whoa.. I'm first for the first time 😁
Congratulations!
Based on himself if he lived in a fictional universe. Right.......
And Gay people don't make good generals? He does realise that the Roman Empire, one of the most successful empires in history had no concept of heterosexual or homosexual relationships as a thing, if you wanted to be in relations with men or women then you could be but there was simply no differentiation between the two.
Lol. Alexander the Great. Was famously gay.😂
Conquered Egypt, Persia, Greece, parts of Africa ect.
Had a empire that through his descendants lasted 300 yrs until Cleopatra and Marc Antonys , Julius Ceasars time.
Ceaser himself having been bisexual.Several other Roman Empire and Greek rulers too.
And the Knights Templar. Many of which that were executed when they were disbanded admitted to being gay.
Having taken oaths of chastity as part of becoming knights of the order would be surprising to believe some were?🙄 Like many Catholic preists
I think he was bi. He liked women too apparently. But nobody really knows. Even people who say he wasn't bi, they don't know the full story. There were many closet cases through history that we'll never know "which way they swung".
did he say George is gay? cos I'm pretty sure he's married
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