I've been watching dozens of microtech and otf videos since buying my first ultratech in plain edge, OD green. Loving the knife and loving this video even more. Not only did you provide some measurements and angle shots that most haven't, your commentary is spot on entertainment! Gracias amigo.
Also, f... those idiots that opine their knife ideologies! Your cavalier and free spirited attitude toward knives makes you a philosopher king! Your reviews provide satire, and humor, transcend us to a magical and metaphysical place! I love you bro! I had to comment twice!
Just bought the double edged Ultratech Molon Labe then I found out if i buy the single edge molon labe and line them up I can see the full Spartan helmet!!! For some reason the wife just wasnt as enthusiastic.... Laat time i share a killer idea with her!!
Bro, just tuned in for the first time and had to sub. You have a real interesting presentation. Slipping some of these verbal jelly beans into the content is hilarious. Good times.
I actually have one with a 2017 date code, I was unaware they were hard to get and I’ve been carrying it everyday since. It’s a September date and I’ve had it since it was a month old, got it brand new and I love it. Still very cool to see that they were “hard to get” knives
I’m waiting for the Duane “Dog” Chapman bounty hunter knife. It will probably be made by Schrade and have a faux denim grips with gold inlays. Yeah.. definitely spring assist and around 30 bucks. You bougie Microtech owners can pay as much for a knife as I paid for my Hi Point.
Your wife is probably used to the fact that you have almost 100k grown men fan boy knife/flashlight nerd subscribers. Good on you, bro. We're glad you're on the RUclipss.
"since im regular bad with money and not horrible with it" Jesus im taking that and using it. I unashamedly listened to that part 5 times, and each time I chuckled.
I just ordered my first Microtech UltraTech last week, great knives. Awesome video dude, subscribed within the first 20 seconds because of your sense of humor lol good stuff 💯
I’m certain that you just got more use out of that Boba Knifett than any other person that owns one. Probably their most prized possession that never sees the inside of a pocket. Just found your channel. I dig the no nonsense (but still with a pinch of nonsense) style of videos. Much love from Texas!
This is some DJ Peach Cobbler level genius. 1 Minute in and I’m an immediate fan. I came here for the Microtech review. I stayed for the man behind the knife cutting cardboard. 🤝
The slightly curved belly makes this tanto looks appealing, to me anyway. I like tanto with a straight spine, but always feel that it looks harsh that way. That little bit of a curve on the belly makes it look so much better.
Sorry, I'm not educated at all russian guy (luckily I'm fully self identified MAN). And I'd like to leave my small opinion to your video overview of knife production industry product. Let me introduce myself.. or heck it. Thanks, man! Hopefully threre are still some healthy-minded men, that are keeping their interests on the same things. So we are, your viewers, can get some reliable opinions regarding some truly important things! I love this otf knifes, unfortunately, basing on currency rates, it's cheaper for me to get some AK, then imported knives. But. I really like sebenza, or collection bm 551 of m4 steel. And for sure, i loved my microtech , that i siddenly lost in siberian taiga. And this video gave me enough reasons to fall in live with one new knife. And i can't do anything with it except, to tell you, guys, that, this is the way 😬 P.s. suddenly, i can't explain the reason for my preferences. It could be the commentor's voice, or unique apeearence. Or our national love for bounty hunting, who knows🤔
I'd like to request a preferred bathroom knife video. I like to choose a knife based on potential time I'm about to spend, what I can examine on the knife, and the unrealistic situation "what if someone tries to attack me while I'm in here" knife.
These videos are like beatnik poetry. Except instead of a hipster cafe: it’s set in the backyard of that neighbor you’ve never spoken to but wonder, “why is he always filming himself cutting up cardboard and drinking beer?”, every time you peek out the blinds while taking a dump. “A love letter to knives. A comment on the knife community. A refreshing and unique review channel.” 5⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
AKB is the best knife YTber! This guy is great on so many levels. I watch all his vids multiple times. Please support this channel, we don't want to lose him...
I handled an UltraTech once. As soon as I fired it, some chest hair burst from my skin, so I put it down and vowed not to ever picked one up again. It made me feel so manly, so powerful; I could feel the blood of my enemies dripping down my hand and wrist. I just liked it so much, I knew that if I bought one, I would look like a gorilla in a week, ‘cause yer know, ain’t nothin’ manlier than a gorilla. Well that and the obscene price tag.
Which is higher- percentage of combat knives that get used in combat or the percentage of glass breakers that get used to break glass? Fighting a greasy pizza box into the recycling container doesn’t count and neither does breaking a beer bottle just to see if it works.
I hope they make a "Mandalorian" version of this knife. I've also pulled the trigger on a Kailash kukri. I ordered the Panawal. When my wife asks me about it I'm going to blame you. 👍🥃
It says it on the box upc I believe. The blade steel sometimes changes with different runs- so wherever you bought it it should say in the product description too. You could always email microtech with a serial number and date code and ask what steel it had
"Sorry, for those viewers in the South who may not have Disney+, the phrase 'this is the way' roughly translated is 'if you don't like it get out'..........." 🤣 I love this channel
Does anybody know where I can buy one? They're out of stock everywhere, not sure if there's a reputable site or forum where I can find one...?? Looking for the UTX-85 or the Ultratech version.
Do you think they will ever come out with a Din Djarin version? Not a fan of the Boba color scheme myself but I would love to see an "unpainted beskar" theme going on :)
I find your commentary dry, cerebral and distasteful. Therefore I enjoyed it thoroughly. Wood pulp separation has never been so enthralling. Kudos on my subscribing. You are one of the proud, the few, the dozens to unlock that achievement. Great, Kid… Don’t get cocky!
I bought a cobra tech otf because of your vids. I went with “expensive enough to make my friends think I’m knife ballin and people like you thinking.... well he didn’t get the Amazon 30 dollar otf.” And yes I did buy an amazon one to just to test against my cobra. The cobra is much much better. So yeah... anyways ...thanks , I think.
Who knows if you will see this comment or even respond. Ive missed out on a lot of your videos sadly but Im getting back into your channel. I bought the combat troodon roughly a month ago. Is spent 500 (ish) on it... Much to my ladys dismay. I love it and it has treated me well. Bought a double edged one because I dream to be john wick or idk. I think it is worth the money but its just my opinion
Hi, do you still have that knife? What about up/down blade play ? If you open knife and hold blade with finger and thumb a pull a little… does blade comes out ?
I absolutely no nothing about knives. But im subscribed to your channel because you are hilarious and have great voiceovers of your content. Very high quality stuff. Im not sure how niche knife reviews are but Im sure you will gain followers rapidly.
I swear that action on the Microtech OTF is almost exactly like my Taiwan Lightning OTF, which by the way has never misfired, still has a sharp as hell blade (type of steel unknown), great paint job and was about $35.00. Just saying....
The bounty for cardboard around these here parts is around $75 per ton... Maybe make $150 per week to scratch that fancy knife itch (if you got the nerve to pursue that devil paper)!
Ive got the combat troodon and the damn spring broke and i sent it to microtech and after like 5 weeks ish the spring broke again. Ive since got a tool and can now fix the damn thing myself
I just ordered the Jedi knight version, with the blue blade . They don’t tell you what blade steel it has . It just says premium steel on the website. I hear the 2016 was Elmax and the 2021 or whatever year I get 21 or 22 could be m390 , so who knows
To be honest, there's nothing like taking a $400-600 knife and just stab it in to stuff 😁 or a $3300 katana and cut a refrigerator box! Pure bliss brother 👍. Love the videos and the commentary no offense is probably the best part of your videos. Stay safe brother!
What's going on botha. Im looking to drop 400 or 500 on a beastly CPM 3v chopper n was wondering if you might have any suggestions since you're like a costco of knives haha.
Hate to break it to you... If you're saving up your allowance to buy something you want? As your kids get older? Your allowance gets smaller. Prepare to raid their college fund accordingly.
These are the real knife reviews we don't need, but deserve.
I'll play the double dragon video in the house while I sit outside reading. Ok?
That’s perfect, and all I ask. Just let it play!
😁
I've been watching dozens of microtech and otf videos since buying my first ultratech in plain edge, OD green. Loving the knife and loving this video even more. Not only did you provide some measurements and angle shots that most haven't, your commentary is spot on entertainment! Gracias amigo.
I bought an Ultratech "MILF Hunter" on Wish. Legit?
LOL!!
And does it help with milf hunting activities? Because if not I will get a totally legit 9900000mAh powerbank.
I’d buy that for a dollar !
I legit bought a micro tech clone on aliexpress to compare and contrast. Lemme see its shite
I'd buy just for the name alone.
“Since I’m regular bad with money and not horrible with i just went with the $325 ultra tech toy” 😂😂😂
Also, f... those idiots that opine their knife ideologies! Your cavalier and free spirited attitude toward knives makes you a philosopher king! Your reviews provide satire, and humor, transcend us to a magical and metaphysical place! I love you bro! I had to comment twice!
Dude you gonna go down on this guy or?
@@dustinewing7974
🚯🚫❌
Your “interstate . . . condom” comment was amazing.
You truly are a wordsmith.
Just bought the double edged Ultratech Molon Labe then I found out if i buy the single edge molon labe and line them up I can see the full Spartan helmet!!! For some reason the wife just wasnt as enthusiastic....
Laat time i share a killer idea with her!!
Bro, just tuned in for the first time and had to sub. You have a real interesting presentation. Slipping some of these verbal jelly beans into the content is hilarious. Good times.
I too, don’t fire as hard as I did in February. I blame the lockdown.
Lockdown dick is a real condition.
Do you... not talk to your guns on long drives?
How else am I supposed to distract them from their fear of driving?
Best knife review ever!!! You would win a Grammy if there was such a thing for you tube knife videos.
I had no idea frontal nudity was an option with the game reviews. If so, I vote for that one. Thanks.
Easily one of the best knife reviews ever
I actually have one with a 2017 date code, I was unaware they were hard to get and I’ve been carrying it everyday since. It’s a September date and I’ve had it since it was a month old, got it brand new and I love it. Still very cool to see that they were “hard to get” knives
I can't put into words how much I enjoy these videos. Very funny.
Thanks for giving me 12 minutes of peace after the election.
I’m waiting for the Duane “Dog” Chapman bounty hunter knife. It will probably be made by Schrade and have a faux denim grips with gold inlays. Yeah.. definitely spring assist and around 30 bucks. You bougie Microtech owners can pay as much for a knife as I paid for my Hi Point.
☝🏼🤣🤣🤣
jUsT aS gUuuuUUUUuuuDddd!!!!
Your wife is probably used to the fact that you have almost 100k grown men fan boy knife/flashlight nerd subscribers. Good on you, bro. We're glad you're on the RUclipss.
finally the most enthusiastic knife bro uploads
I haven't watched you in a while. You haven't changed. Awesome video man. Cool knife too.
I don't know how I got here but soooo happy I did. Legit- best narration on any knife review. Well done!
"since im regular bad with money and not horrible with it" Jesus im taking that and using it. I unashamedly listened to that part 5 times, and each time I chuckled.
I just ordered my first Microtech UltraTech last week, great knives. Awesome video dude, subscribed within the first 20 seconds because of your sense of humor lol good stuff 💯
I’m certain that you just got more use out of that Boba Knifett than any other person that owns one. Probably their most prized possession that never sees the inside of a pocket. Just found your channel. I dig the no nonsense (but still with a pinch of nonsense) style of videos. Much love from Texas!
This is some DJ Peach Cobbler level genius. 1 Minute in and I’m an immediate fan. I came here for the Microtech review. I stayed for the man behind the knife cutting cardboard. 🤝
The slightly curved belly makes this tanto looks appealing, to me anyway. I like tanto with a straight spine, but always feel that it looks harsh that way. That little bit of a curve on the belly makes it look so much better.
THIS IS THE WAY !!!
Are you planning to review any bigger knife (like over 8 inches bladelength) soon?
I am not so much into high end pocket knives....
Three years later and this is one of the funniest videos on RUclips. Also, you got a great taste in kicks, my dude. Asics rule.
John wick level cutting skills
Ive been looking forward to this review since you teased it a while ago! And if anyone is a "well lubed tactical machine" its the Advanced Knife Bro!
Microtechs are my favorite. I’m also empty inside.
Me too buddy, me too.
Sameee
Is it tanto or tanto, I know you said it differently in your head.
I say tanto, but tanto is ok too
How would a Japanese person say it? With an a pronounced the way it is in: father.
I just call it tonto
Potato tomato
My bro returns! Just yesterday I found my first folder I bought after your review years ago...
Sorry, I'm not educated at all russian guy (luckily I'm fully self identified MAN). And I'd like to leave my small opinion to your video overview of knife production industry product. Let me introduce myself.. or heck it. Thanks, man! Hopefully threre are still some healthy-minded men, that are keeping their interests on the same things. So we are, your viewers, can get some reliable opinions regarding some truly important things! I love this otf knifes, unfortunately, basing on currency rates, it's cheaper for me to get some AK, then imported knives. But. I really like sebenza, or collection bm 551 of m4 steel. And for sure, i loved my microtech , that i siddenly lost in siberian taiga. And this video gave me enough reasons to fall in live with one new knife. And i can't do anything with it except, to tell you, guys, that, this is the way 😬
P.s. suddenly, i can't explain the reason for my preferences. It could be the commentor's voice, or unique apeearence. Or our national love for bounty hunting, who knows🤔
I'd like to request a preferred bathroom knife video. I like to choose a knife based on potential time I'm about to spend, what I can examine on the knife, and the unrealistic situation "what if someone tries to attack me while I'm in here" knife.
Poop knives can be pretty versatile.
@@QuickQuips Indeed. You have to balance protection and enough things to inspect on the knife. Lol.
These videos are like beatnik poetry.
Except instead of a hipster cafe: it’s set in the backyard of that neighbor you’ve never spoken to but wonder, “why is he always filming himself cutting up cardboard and drinking beer?”, every time you peek out the blinds while taking a dump.
“A love letter to knives. A comment on the knife community. A refreshing and unique review channel.” 5⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
AKB is the best knife YTber! This guy is great on so many levels. I watch all his vids multiple times. Please support this channel, we don't want to lose him...
First video I have seen of yours, very funny ! Subbed!!!
Three week old video??
Well it’s an older video, but it checks out
This guy gets it!
Hey MARK. Any chance on giving us the lowdown on a Becker 62 next to your Esee PK4? I am trying to decide and I need your input. Yes. I said 'need.'
Fug dude this was a great one, nice laughs. Can’t own these where I live.
This man is way overdue for his 1 million subscribers. Sub'd. Just doing my part...
936,000 people: are you listening to this???
Sub’d a long time ago. Think he was around 1k or so.....
Thank you for this. This is exactly what i needed today.
best microtech review ive seen yet. f'n killin it Bro
Originals from 2016 or 2017 are about 500 profit now. One sold recently on Arizona custom knives for 800
I handled an UltraTech once. As soon as I fired it, some chest hair burst from my skin, so I put it down and vowed not to ever picked one up again.
It made me feel so manly, so powerful; I could feel the blood of my enemies dripping down my hand and wrist.
I just liked it so much, I knew that if I bought one, I would look like a gorilla in a week, ‘cause yer know, ain’t nothin’ manlier than a gorilla.
Well that and the obscene price tag.
Microtech should make a mandalorian version knife. This is the way
Which is higher- percentage of combat knives that get used in combat or the percentage of glass breakers that get used to break glass? Fighting a greasy pizza box into the recycling container doesn’t count and neither does breaking a beer bottle just to see if it works.
That’s a tough one!
Think it's going to be close.....to zero
Bro I F’n love your content!! “Chefs kiss” amazing!!
Thanks for the shout out!!
Refreshing and hilarious. The knife world needed a true blue knife reviewing ninja and wordsmith. Good stuff. Subscribed.
I hope they make a "Mandalorian" version of this knife.
I've also pulled the trigger on a Kailash kukri. I ordered the Panawal. When my wife asks me about it I'm going to blame you. 👍🥃
the faded used look looks awesome
Question for ya... Where did you find out the blade steel? I don't see anywhere on mine where it's marked
It says it on the box upc I believe. The blade steel sometimes changes with different runs- so wherever you bought it it should say in the product description too. You could always email microtech with a serial number and date code and ask what steel it had
"Sorry, for those viewers in the South who may not have Disney+, the phrase 'this is the way' roughly translated is 'if you don't like it get out'..........." 🤣 I love this channel
Love the content. My state just legalized autos, and brass nuckles for some reason, guess the flea markets have pull at the capital
Wow, thanks for the content, found a new channel i love
Does anybody know where I can buy one? They're out of stock everywhere, not sure if there's a reputable site or forum where I can find one...?? Looking for the UTX-85 or the Ultratech version.
Do you think they will ever come out with a Din Djarin version? Not a fan of the Boba color scheme myself but I would love to see an "unpainted beskar" theme going on :)
Wow. I'm intrigued. That's the greatest intro to a knife review I've ever come across. Let's see where this goes.
Did not disappoint.
the man cuts up cardboard with his switchblade while drinking a Modelo Negra. A true man amongst men
I find your commentary dry, cerebral and distasteful. Therefore I enjoyed it thoroughly. Wood pulp separation has never been so enthralling. Kudos on my subscribing. You are one of the proud, the few, the dozens to unlock that achievement.
Great, Kid… Don’t get cocky!
The fully serrated version is the original. Yours is the consolation prize.
Good thing they made the plain edge- I can’t handle the fully serrated lifestyle.
Man this video gave me so many laughs. Great sense of humor. Sub’d!
I bought a cobra tech otf because of your vids. I went with “expensive enough to make my friends think I’m knife ballin and people like you thinking.... well he didn’t get the Amazon 30 dollar otf.” And yes I did buy an amazon one to just to test against my cobra. The cobra is much much better. So yeah... anyways ...thanks , I think.
Who knows if you will see this comment or even respond. Ive missed out on a lot of your videos sadly but Im getting back into your channel. I bought the combat troodon roughly a month ago. Is spent 500 (ish) on it... Much to my ladys dismay. I love it and it has treated me well. Bought a double edged one because I dream to be john wick or idk. I think it is worth the money but its just my opinion
I read and saw!
They should make a liteSabre™️ grind. That’s right. You know, “They”.
Hi, do you still have that knife?
What about up/down blade play ?
If you open knife and hold blade with finger and thumb a pull a little… does blade comes out ?
As in the blade fully separates out of the handle? Umm no. I’d contact microtech.
@@AdvancedKnifeBro i ment,,out,, like 3milimeters... About 0,1 inch? Maybe less...
Yes that’s all normal. A lot of OTFs have play and rattle
Love your sense of humor. Subbed
I absolutely no nothing about knives. But im subscribed to your channel because you are hilarious and have great voiceovers of your content. Very high quality stuff. Im not sure how niche knife reviews are but Im sure you will gain followers rapidly.
In regards to your first sentence, that makes two of us.
Any chance you could review a Guardian Tactical-035 OTF?
I swear that action on the Microtech OTF is almost exactly like my Taiwan Lightning OTF, which by the way has never misfired, still has a sharp as hell blade (type of steel unknown), great paint job and was about $35.00. Just saying....
Well if you don’t use it in anything then the lighting is good for you . If you wanted to chop or acutely put through hard use the microtech can .
The bounty for cardboard around these here parts is around $75 per ton... Maybe make $150 per week to scratch that fancy knife itch (if you got the nerve to pursue that devil paper)!
Reminds me of Monty Python... Mosquito Hunters
yesss talkin about the important stuff now xd
can you review the thrunite tt20?
Ive got the combat troodon and the damn spring broke and i sent it to microtech and after like 5 weeks ish the spring broke again. Ive since got a tool and can now fix the damn thing myself
Yeah, but how does it baton?😁
Nope!
Your use of Modelo Negra in the video makes you
a legit dude to
Me.
I just ordered the Jedi knight version, with the blue blade . They don’t tell you what blade steel it has . It just says premium steel on the website. I hear the 2016 was Elmax and the 2021 or whatever year I get 21 or 22 could be m390 , so who knows
As a Missourian, I approve of this knife/Star Wars/internet culture review
Selvedge denim reviews next?
Microtech saw the number of RUclips vids with people “Bobba fett-ing” their brand new gear and cashed in on that demo!
I’m getting one. I love my Ultratech. My favorite jeans have a nice worn spot where I carry it.
Benchmade Fact needs more love. 🎀🖤🎀
That dead lock is sweet
Bush Kraft is Boba Fett's dad
I don’t think the paint should be pre-distressed. I think it would be a lot cooler if you just had to scuff it up yourself with use
The problem is most people who pay $400 for a knife are afraid to scuff it.
To be honest, there's nothing like taking a $400-600 knife and just stab it in to stuff 😁 or a $3300 katana and cut a refrigerator box! Pure bliss brother 👍. Love the videos and the commentary no offense is probably the best part of your videos. Stay safe brother!
Imagine having $3300 to spend on a sword.
Do you still sell kindling?
You are my hero and everything I aspire to be.
I enjoyed this video. Very well done. :-D
What's going on botha. Im looking to drop 400 or 500 on a beastly CPM 3v chopper n was wondering if you might have any suggestions since you're like a costco of knives haha.
Check out Carothers.
www.carothersknives.com/knives/10-medium-chopper/
Kinda a pain to buy, but they’re nice. Did a video a few years ago about them.
sure , but can you baton with it ?
Hate to break it to you... If you're saving up your allowance to buy something you want? As your kids get older? Your allowance gets smaller. Prepare to raid their college fund accordingly.
Looking at you 401k
@@AdvancedKnifeBro Ooohhh!!!! 401K? Is that the new Benchmade damascus reverse tanto front flipper? #gottahaveit
@@AdvancedKnifeBro you still have a 401k!?!
This is the best knife review channel ever! You should try the Olfa CK2, it brings out the cheapskate in everyone.
Who knew comments could feel so good
I’ll be honest, I didn’t see the review and the guilt has driven me to watch it, hope you’re happy.
Thank you!
I use to not like tanto blades either. But now I sort of do. I guess they grew on me.