Ronny Chieng Explains Why Chinese People Love Money | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • @gracefong3228
    @gracefong3228 4 года назад +8884

    “HELPING PEOPLE IS LIKE THE UNFORTUNATE BY-PRODUCT” I DIED

    • @placeholder29
      @placeholder29 4 года назад +37

      rest in peace

    • @dm3402
      @dm3402 4 года назад +99

      It really is tho, its like "I SAID YOU BE A DOCTOR, NOT DOCTOR FOR OTHER PEOPLE!!"
      And the kids like "Mom.... Thats literally the job..."

    • @cutlokilo950
      @cutlokilo950 4 года назад +30

      You should see a doctor.
      unless you're a chinese parent

    • @johnherrera5261
      @johnherrera5261 4 года назад +28

      Health insurance in a nutshell

    • @aureliuszeta3037
      @aureliuszeta3037 4 года назад +7

      I like the embedded joke you put in your comment hehe

  • @MengL33
    @MengL33 4 года назад +14741

    "Helping people is at the bottom of the list for being a doctor." 1000% LOL

    • @zhysun6564
      @zhysun6564 4 года назад +175

      But doctors do help people...And take their money.

    • @MegaKingTom
      @MegaKingTom 4 года назад +108

      Zhy Sun they only help if you have money

    • @charly441182
      @charly441182 4 года назад +76

      It’s NOT even ON the list 😂😂

    • @mak01711
      @mak01711 4 года назад +44

      if by a miracle it MADE INTO the list that is😂

    • @forgma7779
      @forgma7779 4 года назад +4

      @@MegaKingTom YES US GOV DOES

  • @estmeta
    @estmeta 4 года назад +15146

    The best part? Ronny Chieng's Chinese family name, 錢, literally means Money.

    • @LegacyFTW
      @LegacyFTW 4 года назад +266

      lol is it a common name, I wonder?

    • @Nothing86620
      @Nothing86620 4 года назад +816

      That last name is not that common but also not that rare, but it’s a family name you can’t choose. However there were plenty of parents in early days would name their children “get rich” or something like that.

    • @ccitza
      @ccitza 4 года назад +408

      @@LegacyFTW It was a royal family name around 1000 years ago, which made it one of the most respected & popular names back then. 趙錢孫李 were the top four, where 趙 and 李 were the imperial family name of Song & Tang Dynasty.

    • @RicardoCarapia
      @RicardoCarapia 4 года назад +241

      Interesting. In Spanish there's people whos last name is "Rico" wich means "rich"

    • @Nisshoku
      @Nisshoku 4 года назад +172

      @@RicardoCarapia Does Puerto Rico then mean rich port, port of riches or something like that?

  • @mastergecko1178
    @mastergecko1178 3 года назад +6809

    Me as a Chinese guy: "I don't wanna be a doctor."
    My mom: "So you have chosen... ENGINEER"

    • @reginaldshort8486
      @reginaldshort8486 3 года назад +170

      You can get doctorate as an engineer.

    • @thegodwithnomora3442
      @thegodwithnomora3442 3 года назад +157

      Mum: Orrrrrr lawyer

    • @newprojects7847
      @newprojects7847 3 года назад +15

      what did you choose though? im curious

    • @timothylee5579
      @timothylee5579 3 года назад +141

      “But i dont want to be engineer either..”
      Mom: “ah, yes, the negotiator. So you have chosen… MATHEMATICIAN FOR NASA

    • @mastergecko1178
      @mastergecko1178 3 года назад +60

      @@newprojects7847 Artist, which kinda explains why my mom kicked me out

  • @asymptotebag
    @asymptotebag 4 года назад +16780

    these weren't even jokes they were just straight facts

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai 3 года назад +2162

    what I find even more astounding is, for as wide and diverse Asia is as a continent, this is almost universal with Asian parents

    • @TilikaVispute
      @TilikaVispute 3 года назад +68

      Exactly 🤣🤣🤣 I don’t understand how it turned out that way but it’s so truueueeee 🤣
      I was watching BTS video few months back where Min Yoongi referred how parents let you cry in stores and say “I am going home, you stay here” and I was like Yo that’s Indian parents as well... I was so shocked To see the similarity 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Leto2ndAtreides
      @Leto2ndAtreides 3 года назад +45

      Those are simple paths to being middle class or somewhat upper middle class. They're not even very high goals... It's mostly just "We want our kids to have decently good lives."

    • @arminius6506
      @arminius6506 2 года назад +13

      @@Leto2ndAtreides Bro doctors play in money, it isn't "we want a decent life for you". It's like "We want you to be so rich that our grand kids play with money". And it's good.

    • @manicpepsicola3431
      @manicpepsicola3431 2 года назад +3

      @@arminius6506 can confirm my grandpa was a doctor and was able to playin money all the time he bought a motorcycle he never rode lol

    • @kimaotung
      @kimaotung 2 года назад +6

      And Nigerian 😅

  • @saborivaille1258
    @saborivaille1258 4 года назад +7533

    At least Persians give you the option of Lawyer, Engineer OR Doctor. Three options. Very generous

    • @juliekrol
      @juliekrol 4 года назад +44

      lol

    • @cUser691
      @cUser691 4 года назад +113

      @ Sabo Rivaille, what’s the second tier for Persians for parental respect? Like architect or banker or what? Just curious, no offense.

    • @saborivaille1258
      @saborivaille1258 4 года назад +216

      c haha good question. Fortunately only my dad is Persian and he’s really laid back. But my aunties are pretty traditional. And their kids are lawyers, dentists and psychiatrist. You could be right with architecture. My brother and uncle are architects. “Oh that’s pretty good” they would think haha. I’m a college drop out and that wouldn’t fly with some relatives.

    • @TrappedInTheNorth
      @TrappedInTheNorth 4 года назад +11

      @@saborivaille1258 There are no such people on this earth called Persians there is a group called Iranians are you talking about them ?

    • @saborivaille1258
      @saborivaille1258 4 года назад +218

      Mohamed Yusuf well Iranian is a nationality. Persian is the language, ethnicity and culture. I’m not Iranian but ethnically I’m half Persian. There are many Iranians with various ethnicities, you can be Iranian of Persian descent, Arab , Azari, Kurdish ect. The country was called Persia not long ago by the way.

  • @apratimbordoloi4056
    @apratimbordoloi4056 3 года назад +3819

    As an Indian I can confirm that whatever he said is 100% true in an Indian society as well.

    • @electric_deer2007
      @electric_deer2007 3 года назад +166

      India is in Asia so he did cover that when he said that statement

    • @tridhatrisontena3822
      @tridhatrisontena3822 3 года назад +6

      yeah man pretty fucked up ngl

    • @嗯拜年
      @嗯拜年 3 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @MrMuumbutoo
      @MrMuumbutoo 3 года назад +13

      same with my croatian parents lol

    • @Andelea
      @Andelea 2 года назад +15

      What's the name of your god of money?

  • @Spanishfutbol2010
    @Spanishfutbol2010 4 года назад +4089

    Nothing can make an Asian parent see a doctor. So true.

    • @TerryFT86
      @TerryFT86 4 года назад +57

      Nono , they will go see a doctor when it's almost free.
      I know Taiwanese that lives all over the world that will fly back to taiwan to see doctors there. lol.... cuz doctors in the health care system there is much cheaper then almost anywhere else in the world & they don';t even have to wait..
      if they don't have taiwan citizenship then ya they don't like seeing doctors. lol

    • @christopherhanna5754
      @christopherhanna5754 4 года назад +5

      Except to see them graduate from med school....

    • @TheNamesDitto
      @TheNamesDitto 4 года назад

      So fucking true

    • @슬아-z4n
      @슬아-z4n 4 года назад +1

      So not true for Koreans see doctors most among all OECD countries.
      m.koreabiomed.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=6145

    • @desmondchristoper3049
      @desmondchristoper3049 4 года назад +9

      @@슬아-z4n yeah for plastic surgery tho

  • @williamtandiono2202
    @williamtandiono2202 4 года назад +1918

    I love how real the joke is.. We're Chinese love money, we also burn the money after our parent died so the can spend it on afterlife.. lol

    • @andyalcaide3752
      @andyalcaide3752 4 года назад +3

      Calon Rocker they throw their hard wallets into the fire out of respect for the parents.

    • @nicoleraheem1195
      @nicoleraheem1195 4 года назад +5

      Lord😂😂and I'm currently learning mandarin now. I think I needed to know this too

    • @charliebronson1308
      @charliebronson1308 4 года назад +1

      Why shudnt we? China is the center of the world!

    • @blackmmmblackmmm
      @blackmmmblackmmm 4 года назад +5

      As a Taiwanese, you’re god damn right...

    • @abdulharithibrahim4733
      @abdulharithibrahim4733 4 года назад +17

      The money they burnt is not real money...its fake money. They also burn Mercedes Benz...made out of paper

  • @BatmanPops
    @BatmanPops 4 года назад +4415

    I like how he sounds American and Chinese at the same time perfectly 😃

    • @dreamcrusher1454
      @dreamcrusher1454 4 года назад +184

      ..and he is neither an American nor Chinese.

    • @heynim342
      @heynim342 4 года назад +422

      This is Singaporean/Malaysian accent :P

    • @BatmanPops
      @BatmanPops 4 года назад +10

      @@dreamcrusher1454 👌🏽👍🏽

    • @BatmanPops
      @BatmanPops 4 года назад +17

      @@heynim342 oh ok thanks for letting me know 🙂👍🏽

    • @Theimmortalmisfit
      @Theimmortalmisfit 4 года назад +40

      Dream Crusher he literally said we while he was referring to Chinese people the whole time, you must be quite daft

  • @appa609
    @appa609 3 года назад +2138

    Chinese parents: "Why aren't you applying to med school?"
    Also Chinese Parents: "I have a fever it must be because I ate too much tropical fruit"

    • @islandnarrator8257
      @islandnarrator8257 3 года назад +13

      Not Black people all we do is fight each other down.Sad

    • @anuraggupta1974
      @anuraggupta1974 3 года назад +56

      "It's the damn phone"

    • @cerealkiller195
      @cerealkiller195 3 года назад +52

      Being part asian and part latino i have seen both sides whenever someone is sick they just bring out some sort of ointment label falling off no clue what it is I'm not even sure if it's a lifetime supply because I've never seen anyone in the family have more than one in the house haha

    • @sailormoon8265
      @sailormoon8265 3 года назад +17

      @@cerealkiller195 and it's probably expired but they use it anyway because expiry dates are stupid?

    • @cerealkiller195
      @cerealkiller195 3 года назад +6

      @@sailormoon8265 it was just a bottle I don't think I've ever seen the box lol

  • @freaker126
    @freaker126 4 года назад +4667

    he should include the joke that Chinese people so rich they even buy money to burn money and send it to their relatives in the afterlife. :p

    • @audreyc8225
      @audreyc8225 4 года назад +102

      freaker126 Exactlyyyyyy I was thinking about that !

    • @mr.raslyon6626
      @mr.raslyon6626 4 года назад +12

      Maybe he still will...

    • @watermelonchiki
      @watermelonchiki 4 года назад +111

      omg also clothes and cars, I was like do we still need to drive after we die... lol

    • @freaker126
      @freaker126 4 года назад +9

      @@watermelonchiki that's part of the joy after life ..lol :p

    • @freaker126
      @freaker126 4 года назад +26

      @Speez71rm dude. people have already done that. it's part of their culture. lol

  • @imjeffreylee
    @imjeffreylee 3 года назад +9465

    I mean he’s not telling jokes, he’s just talking about facts in a funny way lol

    • @faizanmehdi4022
      @faizanmehdi4022 3 года назад +326

      That's true comedy

    • @tonyping2262
      @tonyping2262 3 года назад +11

      True sgit

    • @adhynugroho9424
      @adhynugroho9424 3 года назад +183

      That's what standup is about.

    • @lollololol1753
      @lollololol1753 3 года назад +123

      Thanks for explaining what a joke is again

    • @DavidLee-ge3nx
      @DavidLee-ge3nx 3 года назад +20

      He looks exactly like grown-up Calvin in the Calvin and Hobbes series. Resemblance is uncanny.

  • @siddheshrahate4351
    @siddheshrahate4351 4 года назад +3577

    I'm Asian. I'm studying medicine. I can confirm this. For prestige and Money. My parents also don't like visiting doctor.
    Edit:- Mfs this much upvotes :")

    • @mauvemouse9259
      @mauvemouse9259 4 года назад +25

      Okay but do they rely on "alternative" medicine, or do they just avoid Western-style medicine?

    • @siddheshrahate4351
      @siddheshrahate4351 4 года назад +57

      @@mauvemouse9259 i won't say they exactly are medicines, some of them really have medicinal effects, but most of them don't have prolonged effects,while some of them are just placebos.

    • @GaussGodden
      @GaussGodden 4 года назад +40

      yes.. because in history class difference is huge... chinese parents generally want their children to be educated (doctors, work in the government, etc) because statistically, you are much more likely to flip your social status within 1 generation when you are educated...

    • @brendagordon4571
      @brendagordon4571 4 года назад +3

      OMG. So it is true 😆😆😆

    • @kawa1755
      @kawa1755 4 года назад +33

      Nobody does because doctors talk to you for 5 min and here is a 300 dollar bill take some tylenol if you feel like shit again come again we will do some tests.

  • @samphan2859
    @samphan2859 3 года назад +416

    “helping people is at the bottom of the list” as an asian, fact 😂

  • @caph2o22
    @caph2o22 4 года назад +3092

    By the way, Ronny's surname: "Chieng (钱)" literally means "money" in Chinese. :D

    • @pebblepod30
      @pebblepod30 4 года назад +69

      Very ironic then!

    • @brendagordon4571
      @brendagordon4571 4 года назад +32

      Lol u r kidding me!

    • @caph2o22
      @caph2o22 4 года назад +139

      @@brendagordon4571 Nope. Not joking. You can go to his Wikipedia page. Copy and paste his surname onto Google Translate and see for yourself. :D

    • @makeshifthouse
      @makeshifthouse 4 года назад +33

      Wtf ure right

    • @AwkwrdPrtMskrt
      @AwkwrdPrtMskrt 4 года назад +94

      Chinese people love money so much, the Chinese guy self-aware enough to point it out to everyone is literally surnamed "钱"!

  • @Dangolbustedman
    @Dangolbustedman 4 года назад +2592

    Refreshing to see an Asian comedian who doesn’t lean on exaggerated Asian accents to do their humor

    • @Nushilong
      @Nushilong 4 года назад +46

      @@teacher_ps Russell Peters

    • @Dangolbustedman
      @Dangolbustedman 4 года назад +61

      Chaplay which one doesn’t? Jo Koy, dat Phan, Russell Peters etc
      Pretty much every successful Asian comedian I’ve seen does the exaggerated accents in their comedy. It’s a cliche stereotype at this point

    • @h1t0k1r1
      @h1t0k1r1 4 года назад +5

      In before overly sensitive people say he’s relying on stereotypes still

    • @Dangolbustedman
      @Dangolbustedman 4 года назад +21

      Roger I think every comedian does that tbh
      Some of the best comedians alive did too
      Chappell, Louis, Pryor
      But at least he’s not leaning on the accent to force his shit to be funny

    • @Dangolbustedman
      @Dangolbustedman 4 года назад

      but why see previous comments

  • @kousarattar1526
    @kousarattar1526 4 года назад +4293

    Indian wants their kids to be a doctor because they don't want to spend money on seeing other doctors 😂😂 u will get free health care at home✌🏻

    • @NatsuDragneel07
      @NatsuDragneel07 4 года назад +48

      True....😂😂😂😂

    • @ThatWEIRDasianGirl
      @ThatWEIRDasianGirl 4 года назад +198

      Goddamn, Indian families will actually trust your advice as a doctor. XD Chinese mom and dad will put onions in the cardinal directions cause WeChat told em before listening to the medical advice of their PH.D. graduate child.

    • @RicardoCarapia
      @RicardoCarapia 4 года назад +21

      Mexicans are not very different. (I'm mexican)

    • @jiasona875
      @jiasona875 4 года назад +50

      Hey, ENGINEERING is first on the list. I think every Indian family have 2 to 3 engineer in the family

    • @alixalix191
      @alixalix191 4 года назад +7

      And they are the worst doctors ever

  • @NCC_NO-COMMENT-CHANNEL
    @NCC_NO-COMMENT-CHANNEL 2 года назад +522

    Honestly his golden phrase of "Hope You Get Rich" stick in my head every single Chinese New Year. Anyway for those who see my comment, wishing you a happy Chinese New Year and HOPE YOU GET RICH! 🤭

    • @LuthienMoonLight
      @LuthienMoonLight 2 года назад +15

      HOPE YOU GET RICH, BRO

    • @RussyBoyTV
      @RussyBoyTV 2 года назад +11

      GONG XI FA CAI, HOPE YOU GET RICH

    • @Bakeroo
      @Bakeroo 2 года назад +11

      Hope we BOTH get rich

    • @arminius6506
      @arminius6506 2 года назад +5

      Hope we all get rich

    • @gaiartstudio
      @gaiartstudio 2 года назад +7

      That's so true. Every year, hope you get rich is in my head hahaha

  • @huyueqi
    @huyueqi 4 года назад +499

    I am a Chinese and I approve this message. Actually, some Chinese love money so much they decide their family name is Chieng, which means money. Am I right Ronny Money?

    • @keny4281
      @keny4281 4 года назад +18

      well... u dun really got a choice on you last name, do you.... also you wouldn't assume Bill Gates loves gates...
      it's just a sir name, derived from 篯, which has nothing to do money, but more to do with bamboos and horse tacks.

    • @keny4281
      @keny4281 4 года назад +6

      @@fsantos4199 glad u find it funny, igorance is truly a bliss..
      i mean who cares about a piece of interesting historical information..

    • @keny4281
      @keny4281 4 года назад +4

      @@fsantos4199 oh my god dude, get a life...

    • @djay7438
      @djay7438 4 года назад +2

      Ken Y congratulations... you played yourself

    • @wangyingsen458
      @wangyingsen458 4 года назад +7

      It is only because Asians still believe by working hard you could break though social classes, western people especially Americans used believed this too, but after the capitalism become mature(hard to join the 1%), working hard is meaningless. Of course majority embrace Anti-intellectualism.

  • @cy9987
    @cy9987 4 года назад +2285

    As a Chinese I can confirm he's right. My dad is a doctor and my grandma even REFUSES to visit her own son's hospital😂She'd rather believe in Taichi and those fake TV doctors smh

    • @konnichiwa8762
      @konnichiwa8762 4 года назад +39

      Gosh! What an ironic! 😂

    • @matttejada7381
      @matttejada7381 4 года назад +58

      Maybe because she will know her illnesses if she went to a doctor, I think she's scared.

    • @_peachy_
      @_peachy_ 4 года назад +7

      Ikr XD

    • @Nuisance_Bear
      @Nuisance_Bear 4 года назад +28

      Hey, tai chi is still more physical activity than everyone else is getting these days. Ditch them TV doctors though they talking out they asses

    • @spartapros2120
      @spartapros2120 3 года назад

      @godslayer3241 wrong guy

  • @scoobydoo3928
    @scoobydoo3928 3 года назад +2750

    I bet my Mom that I would never get married, when I was 10 years old. She even had me right it out on paper and sign it. When I finally got married at 27, she busted out this old yellow paper, with my signature, at my wedding! She held out her hand and said "Pay up sucker. $10 dollars!" Everyone in that Chapel fell out laughing at the look on my face.

    • @amyamy2240
      @amyamy2240 3 года назад +335

      She's got an awesome sense of humor.

    • @heartsDmise
      @heartsDmise 3 года назад +81

      Lmfaooo 😂 Thats great

    • @momseffortjamila6955
      @momseffortjamila6955 3 года назад +78

      Hahahahahah. Very funny 😄. She dealt with you

    • @tarekandnourhan7432
      @tarekandnourhan7432 3 года назад +225

      17 years between the setup and the punchline

    • @Swaggy-Mcyolo
      @Swaggy-Mcyolo 3 года назад +162

      She played the long game 😎

  • @whitneyoneal2360
    @whitneyoneal2360 2 года назад +110

    Haha!! As a previous figure skating coach this is so true. The 1st generation immigrant moms would walk their 3 year old kids into the rink and tell us that they want their kid to go to the Olympics. Almost all our Asian skaters would get full rides to Yale and Harvard for medical school. Love you Ronnie!

  • @camthedestroyer1490
    @camthedestroyer1490 4 года назад +477

    I nearly spat out my water when he said “Asian parents are the last group of people you can convince to see a doctor” 😂

  • @benlg9125
    @benlg9125 4 года назад +526

    Ronny at his best here, very polished delivery and hysterical!

    • @brendagordon4571
      @brendagordon4571 4 года назад +4

      And I thought that Jimmy O Yang was funny.

  • @Bae-e9d
    @Bae-e9d 4 года назад +2136

    This guy needs more support by the Asian community because he represents.

    • @gamapg
      @gamapg 4 года назад +12

      2 bc getting money

    • @themadtitan7883
      @themadtitan7883 3 года назад +20

      Jimmy ya, eyy Jimmy ya!

    • @sulblazer
      @sulblazer 3 года назад +32

      He's fine. He doesn't need Asian charity. He's funny and will naturally appeal to the Asian community. There doesn't need to be a call to arms to support him. His work will elevate him.

    • @bimapringgo
      @bimapringgo 3 года назад +1

      How does he represents Arabs? or Indians? or Malays?

    • @jeanque2130
      @jeanque2130 3 года назад

      @@bimapringgo He can still show some of his perspective as a chinese descent immigrant, he can still be one of the voices of larger asian community

  • @markjacobson7976
    @markjacobson7976 3 года назад +464

    This guy is actually funny. Hope he makes it big. I’m learning as he’s making me laugh.

    • @tjgodofchaos3186
      @tjgodofchaos3186 3 года назад +35

      "hope he makes it big" bruh he's like a millionaire actor, he's made it

    • @planbbkk5876
      @planbbkk5876 3 года назад +11

      he is big already!

    • @emhgarlyyeung
      @emhgarlyyeung 2 года назад +15

      @@tjgodofchaos3186 But he is Chinese, that's never big enough for a Chinese, we want bigger, so, hope he get richer lol

    • @nicolaablett7790
      @nicolaablett7790 2 года назад +5

      AND RICH

    • @058875915
      @058875915 2 года назад +3

      Dude he was in Shang chi, and he’s on the Daily show…..he’s good

  • @Jaisean
    @Jaisean 4 года назад +339

    “Helping people is like the unfortunate byproduct” I started cracking up 😂😂😂

  • @yariv2071
    @yariv2071 4 года назад +960

    I love it that this guy just offhandedly throws a joke about money printing causing inflation, and people not understanding basic macro economics. Brilliant.

    • @MelePaasi
      @MelePaasi 4 года назад +29

      It’s the Asian math expert in him 🤣🤣🤣

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 4 года назад +27

      @@MelePaasi Hes not even an expert, just adequate, which cant be said for the west.

    • @ninaxu541
      @ninaxu541 4 года назад +9

      Екатерина Геннадиевна the joke is Asians are good at math... not saying he’s a math expert literally. It’s the running joke/stereotype or whatever you call it about Asians

    • @wangyingsen458
      @wangyingsen458 4 года назад +9

      It is only because Asians still believe by working hard you could break though social classes, western people especially Americans used believed this too, but after the capitalism become mature(hard to join the 1%), working hard is meaningless. Of course majority embrace Anti-intellectualism.

    • @andresgreene4913
      @andresgreene4913 4 года назад +6

      @@wangyingsen458
      Joining the 1% is necessarily something the vast majority of people can't do. Working hard is a great way to have a good life. The problem is actually that too many people, especially those who grew up on the internet while being told they deserve the world, expect to not only have a comfortable life, but be rich or famous without doing a lot of work.

  • @ssatjapot
    @ssatjapot 3 года назад +401

    "Flip the clan narrative around. Start from the bottom. Then Boom! Now we're here! We're doctors!"
    Ronny's delivery is so spot on and his jokes are always so intelligent. It's like a next level self-awareness.

  • @aprilsparks1111
    @aprilsparks1111 3 года назад +62

    00:32 “helping people” is on the bottom of their list of reasons 😆😆😆 oh my gosh this guys is hilarious

  • @coffeetea8577
    @coffeetea8577 4 года назад +641

    No joke as I was applying to pharmacy in uni, my mum would ask “are you sure you don’t want to go into medicine? You could!” I would refuse because I knew I was never cut out for medicine. This is why there are so many doctors without the right attitude. They want to get rich, but have no idea that they’re doing a profession that requires compassion

    • @icebed1498
      @icebed1498 4 года назад +30

      Same here. I'm Ghanaian and people were like why don't I just do medicine😑
      I had the qualifications but naah,
      It wasn't just for me.

    • @CrazyLocoInsane1
      @CrazyLocoInsane1 4 года назад +25

      Wait if you are a pharmacist then you are in medicine lol

    • @charlieaydin1377
      @charlieaydin1377 4 года назад +4

      Interesting insight. Never considered this

    • @liljmarian7327
      @liljmarian7327 4 года назад +4

      This comment wins RUclips for the day man your honest and real as hell I dig .

    • @coffeetea8577
      @coffeetea8577 4 года назад +30

      @@CrazyLocoInsane1 It's different; medicine deals with more physiology and anatomy, but pharmacists learn about drugs and how they work. I can't deal with all those stuff like residency and blood, lol

  • @SoldierBoySingingRapture
    @SoldierBoySingingRapture 4 года назад +1358

    11yo asian kid: studying
    parent: YOU DOCTOR YET?

  • @habiboktavian8922
    @habiboktavian8922 4 года назад +731

    beside the jokes, his mimic and gesture are incredibly structured perfectly

  • @cheongwenpa
    @cheongwenpa 3 года назад +7

    He is so darn ruthlessly honest !!!!!

  • @gauravneupane
    @gauravneupane 4 года назад +151

    He has a different kind of delivery and energy, love it.

  • @frankanonymous2092
    @frankanonymous2092 4 года назад +784

    And the phrase Chinese children usually say after “Hope you get rich “ is “Give me the red packet money” .(红包拿来)

  • @last5902
    @last5902 3 года назад +493

    😂 The god of money😂 "dosent care about inflation".i LOLED so hard.

    • @gurelhorsun8951
      @gurelhorsun8951 3 года назад +1

      Sounds like Justin Trudeau

    • @longebane
      @longebane 3 года назад +4

      @@gurelhorsun8951 dude what the fuck, get that politics shit outta here, you dweeb

    • @stanleygao109
      @stanleygao109 Год назад

      😂and there are actually several gods of money to make sure everyone is covered even you maybe a gangster or drug dealer

  • @Currychicken87
    @Currychicken87 3 года назад +106

    I've watched this like a 100 times and it still never gets old 😂

  • @ericadams214
    @ericadams214 3 года назад +198

    "you BETTER hope that I get rich."
    Lmao

  • @MajesticOak
    @MajesticOak 4 года назад +1254

    Showed this to my mother, she thought it was funny, though mentioned that the part about being shot with an arrow was exaggeration.
    Then I remind her the time I got shot in the head by some kid's homemade bow & arrow and they decided to not take me to the hospital, despite a doctor there saying that wound would require at least 5 stitches. (end up not going to the hospital, but since I recovered it's all good)
    Edit: I almost forgot, the guy (also Asian) who shot me ended up becoming a doctor. Like this story just ended up having everything.

    • @cynkauvanyau2059
      @cynkauvanyau2059 4 года назад +16

      It just means she thinks of her own body differently. No contradiction there.

    • @YourManifoldWorld
      @YourManifoldWorld 4 года назад +38

      She just wanted you to be stronger...maybe in the future you can stop real arrows. :)

    • @xandercorp6175
      @xandercorp6175 4 года назад +7

      The fact that she thought it was credible enough to call out as exaggeration should be food for thought for people who think that this bit is "obvious" satire.

    • @c_p_a_r
      @c_p_a_r 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @jyotisingh-lz3de
    @jyotisingh-lz3de 3 года назад +123

    "started from the bottom and now we are here, we are DOCTORS" 😂😂😂😂

  • @truthseeker6532
    @truthseeker6532 Год назад +53

    I could listen to this guy all day everyday!!!!

  • @ragequitter
    @ragequitter 4 года назад +698

    I’m not even Chinese, but I’m Asian. My parents are exactly like that

    • @mysteriousunknown586
      @mysteriousunknown586 4 года назад +17

      @anonymous Chang India is in Asia so technically hes Asian. If u wanted to correct him u should've said he isnt an oriental.

    • @marcuswijaya2569
      @marcuswijaya2569 4 года назад

      What are you?

    • @HarrisTheHypnotist
      @HarrisTheHypnotist 4 года назад

      @Arnav Chaudhary Kaise Ho Bhai

    • @zy5992
      @zy5992 4 года назад +5

      @Arnav Chaudhary south asians r still asians bro

    • @zy5992
      @zy5992 4 года назад +5

      @Arnav Chaudhary idk where i live we still call them asians

  • @sharonozvenom
    @sharonozvenom 4 года назад +97

    Ronny, the greatest Malaysian Chinese export of all time. He’s a legend !!! Spot on with the Chinese attitude 👍👍👍😂😂😂😂.

    • @maggiekee655
      @maggiekee655 4 года назад +7

      He is from Johor Bahru

    • @sagan08
      @sagan08 4 года назад +7

      Mohd Khalid Bro, why have to be Penang or Ipoh la...Even Kuala Berang and Machang got Chinese man.

    • @cheapogamer8920
      @cheapogamer8920 4 года назад

      @@sagan08 because that's the two famous place other than kl, duh

    • @AnnoyingAsianWitch
      @AnnoyingAsianWitch 4 года назад +6

      @Mohd Khalid dude there's 14 states and you picked TWO???
      Salty in Malacaan

    • @sharonozvenom
      @sharonozvenom 4 года назад

      Sasidhran Selvadurai mobs khalid has a good point ... Jimmy Choo is from Penang and Michelle yeoh is from Ipoh . Both have been successful internationally .

  • @nkULTRA007
    @nkULTRA007 4 года назад +1195

    OMG the accuracy, this can also be applied to Indian people

    • @Ruthraut
      @Ruthraut 4 года назад +13

      True that

    • @aparnasingh8546
      @aparnasingh8546 4 года назад +5

      Haha OMG tru bro we all got the same parents

    • @aparnasingh8546
      @aparnasingh8546 4 года назад +10

      NPC 45 hahahahah fuck no bro

    • @devONcyban
      @devONcyban 4 года назад +32

      We also got a goddess of money 😎
      Goddess Lakshmi.

    • @shailpatel3841
      @shailpatel3841 4 года назад +16

      @NPC 45 you must be from a really poor background i am guessing

  • @Mr.MiddleClassPH
    @Mr.MiddleClassPH 3 года назад +151

    As a Filipino, I agree even though most of us (including myself) were pushed to be nurses as this is our passport to go to Western countries and earn more.

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 2 года назад +4

      Best way to marry a doctor is to become a nurse

    • @mukhtaarashraf3740
      @mukhtaarashraf3740 2 года назад +1

      @@CorePathway damn that's screwed up though

    • @AverageSaneHuman
      @AverageSaneHuman 2 года назад

      @@mukhtaarashraf3740 if im not wrong, isnt it against the rule to date co workers in hospital? (im just not so sure so no hate is against this statement)

    • @marvinredota9100
      @marvinredota9100 2 года назад

      @@AverageSaneHuman yes IN the Hospital but outside is fine :D

    • @AverageSaneHuman
      @AverageSaneHuman 2 года назад

      @@marvinredota9100 understandable, thanks :D

  • @StephanieHua
    @StephanieHua 4 года назад +1885

    I didn’t laugh or chuckle because what Ronnie just said was just straight facts. I did crack a slight grin, because a lot of people don't understand what American/English sarcasm is.
    恭喜发财Hope you get rich everyone.

    • @FaizalYacob
      @FaizalYacob 4 года назад +37

      uhm ... that will cause inflation.

    • @Nanticoke
      @Nanticoke 4 года назад +30

      But isn’t that what makes us laugh? 😂

    • @JD-go2qj
      @JD-go2qj 4 года назад +39

      That's what supposed to make it funny, the fact that it's true

    • @goodhathacker8405
      @goodhathacker8405 4 года назад

      Faizal Yacob inflation is a good thing, too much money, just make sure you are selling stuff at that time. And you are buying during recession.

    • @lowattpi9624
      @lowattpi9624 4 года назад +6

      I guess that's just facts for the very southern part of China and southeast Asia. At least from Beijing all the way to Shanghai, I heard much more 'Happy New Year' than 'Hope you get rich'. But the fact doesn't matter that much here, he is funny!

  • @maxpfundner2226
    @maxpfundner2226 4 года назад +1402

    that is one perfectly tailored suit

    • @mikeock1939
      @mikeock1939 4 года назад +13

      yes, but wrong neckwear

    • @texasowl5356
      @texasowl5356 4 года назад +4

      Mike Ock you don’t get it do you?

    • @mauvemouse9259
      @mauvemouse9259 4 года назад +3

      @@texasowl5356 get what?

    • @drex5160
      @drex5160 4 года назад +3

      London is blue

    • @renzojz
      @renzojz 4 года назад +8

      And a sleek looking hair cut to pair it with.

  • @ckchong28
    @ckchong28 3 года назад +706

    As a Chinese Malaysian, we give/receive money when attending wedding, birthday, funeral, house warming, business opening, Chinese New Year, even after death (someone will burn the money for us)
    By the way, other than Gong Xi Fa Cai, we have dozens of greetings to say during Chinese New Year, which are all related to money 🤣

    • @artemis2291
      @artemis2291 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @allenl9214
      @allenl9214 3 года назад +17

      🤣🤣 they have trillion dollar fake bills to burn

    • @weyland-Yutani-Intern
      @weyland-Yutani-Intern 3 года назад +22

      Yes, I can't believe he missed that opportunity of fitting in the burning of money as well.

    • @abba3629
      @abba3629 3 года назад +10

      You have same rituals as Indians 😂

    • @weiskl887
      @weiskl887 3 года назад +7

      LOL jokes aside Money is everything as well as nothing. The deeper meaning to this culture of money is the experience of hardship, poverty and just to fill the stomach. While i also experience the same thing i got to experience first hand if you don't have money our family literally were only eating vegetables and salty fish for meals.
      Its more of a community getting together to gather enough money so that their son's can get married as well as a small sum of seed money to feed the family. Later on as the economy gets better and upward social mobility becomes much easier the Younger generation no longer experience Poverty and started to question as to why Money is so important.
      As for moving up the social ladder and becoming a Doctor well what is wrong with moving up the social ladder? But for those who grew up in poverty its the quickest way and ticket to provide a better life and future. But as we our Wages and quality of life goes higher younger generation not faced with the same living experience and condition wouldn't understand. They think when they are born life is so comfortable.
      But again Money isn't everything. However without it you cannot even donate to charity even if you want to. Look at the current condition today with the Pandemic out of control. My heart aches when i see many desperate people selling food on the streets trying to get by just to ensure their kids get fed.
      Its about how you choose to spend Money when you have it and its about survival when you don't.

  • @itsnlee
    @itsnlee 2 года назад +12

    I'm Chinese and I can vouch for everything he said. The way he delivered it is hilarious I never thought of it like that

  • @conancat
    @conancat 4 года назад +256

    Netflix releasing this during Chinese New Year is just **chef's kiss**. 恭喜发财!Happy Chinese New Year, HOPE YOU GET RICH!

    • @a.k9121
      @a.k9121 4 года назад +1

      Hope you get rich to

    • @workeveryday8737
      @workeveryday8737 4 года назад +1

      Thank you thank you. I hope you get rich too ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @arisdahakim8630
    @arisdahakim8630 4 года назад +106

    This guy is so brave, he speaks the truth. God bless him :D

    • @Paradoxicalhumor412
      @Paradoxicalhumor412 2 года назад +2

      Trust me, there are A LOT of people in the Asian/Asian American communities that agree with his statements. We just don't feel like starting extra petty squabbles because we'd rather find better things to do with our time, lol. The fact is, his routine wouldn't sell if it didn't hit a good majority of our heartstrings.

  • @Aer0xander
    @Aer0xander 4 года назад +2882

    Asian people love money so much that there's an Asian man running for president wanting to give every American adult $1000 a month! #yanggang

    • @F8...
      @F8... 4 года назад +33

      psh I could pay rent bills and buy food for that much lol

    • @TheBiscuitFactory
      @TheBiscuitFactory 4 года назад +51

      Artivisual nice to see a yanger here! #yanggang #andrewyang2020

    • @TheBiscuitFactory
      @TheBiscuitFactory 4 года назад +67

      A Google User idk who you’ve been watching but everything that you just described is incorrect.

    • @brendagordon4571
      @brendagordon4571 4 года назад +13

      You are so fucking right!!! LOLLL

    • @adeolaemitry3740
      @adeolaemitry3740 4 года назад +5

      Garfield all Day I mean, he’s pretty good of his mic is on

  • @kayrupe125
    @kayrupe125 3 года назад +12

    Ronnu Chieng might be my new favorite comedian. I only just found out about him through Scissor Seven, but he has such a unique line delivery I love it

  • @shivam.maharshi
    @shivam.maharshi 3 года назад +54

    Everything he said about the Chinese culture and parents is also 100% applicable for Indian culture and parents 😂
    1. Parents wanting their kids to become doctor - Check
    2. For prestige & money and not helping people - Check
    3. Impossible to convince your parents to visit a doctor - Check
    4. Have a god of money - Check (Goddess Laxmi)

    • @qaptainqwerty
      @qaptainqwerty 9 месяцев назад

      Sad.

    • @M43782
      @M43782 8 месяцев назад

      Do you have a god of money?

    • @protamine4
      @protamine4 8 месяцев назад

      Chinese love money but also love hoarding it and are notoriously tight. I'm not sure if Indians have these wonderful qualities.

  • @wangxiaolin4171
    @wangxiaolin4171 4 года назад +634

    and he did not mention that his surname "Chieng" or "Qian"(钱), also means money...

    • @mfinchina__117
      @mfinchina__117 4 года назад +67

      There used to be an economics professor at MSU surnamed 钱 who named his daughter 多多。 :/

    • @garmzai
      @garmzai 4 года назад +1

      @@mfinchina__117 lmao

    • @macarena778
      @macarena778 4 года назад

      @@mfinchina__117 LOL! Seriously

    • @POSEANREAL
      @POSEANREAL 4 года назад +1

      Xiaolin yeah, guess your ancestors wanted their eirs to be xiaolins XD
      Edit: nvm i thought xiaolin is a kunfu thing i forgot, turns out theres a cartoon of it named xiaolin showdown and chronicles (i have watch one of them some how in some time) and i googled what it means and ........ it mean joke.

    • @hellokitchen
      @hellokitchen 4 года назад

      hahaha brilliant

  • @nikluvtoeat
    @nikluvtoeat 3 года назад +191

    As an Indonesian Chinese, I can confirm this is 1000% legit.

    • @aguswibawa7355
      @aguswibawa7355 3 года назад +1

      bener lol

    • @lifeisneverthesame910
      @lifeisneverthesame910 3 года назад +3

      masalah besar kalau yg buat joke bukan Chinese. pasti dianggap rasis..

    • @dwisatriyaprajna6436
      @dwisatriyaprajna6436 2 года назад +1

      @@lifeisneverthesame910 lagian kalo bukan chinese, emangnya ngerti? kurang comedicnya kalo bicarain klan orang lain, ngejek klan sendiri lebih seru 😂 dan aman

  • @karifishc3376
    @karifishc3376 3 года назад +26

    “Asian parents are the last group of people, u can ever convince to see a doctor. “ 🤣 oh my god!!!!!! Hit it on the right place!!!!!

  • @LizRealGirlBeauty
    @LizRealGirlBeauty 3 года назад +417

    My doctor came here from China, and has 2 sons. One of them went to medical school, the other business school.
    You can guess which one is his favorite.

    • @frankzornes1884
      @frankzornes1884 3 года назад +2

      Hello pretty
      How are you doing??

    • @hhmaster789
      @hhmaster789 3 года назад +3

      biz school?

    • @dallastauranga6960
      @dallastauranga6960 3 года назад +75

      The one who makes the most money 😂

    • @de5913
      @de5913 3 года назад +4

      @@dallastauranga6960 exactly lmaooooooo

    • @shastasilverchairsg
      @shastasilverchairsg 3 года назад

      Depends on whether the biz school son became a big executive/started a multimillion dollar business.

  • @MarkSkater
    @MarkSkater 4 года назад +513

    to a chinese ... these ain jokes
    they are all true. but its still funny ... coz ... i don know to chinese its just Fact for us

    • @tenchichrono
      @tenchichrono 4 года назад +17

      Nope I'm Chinese and it's funny af!!!

    • @jya5467
      @jya5467 4 года назад +2

      I think that's true for all the asians except the new year greeting of hoping to get rich.

    • @jk9876
      @jk9876 4 года назад

      Happy Chinese New Year. Good luck and good health. --- this is the tradition way to greet others during new year. untill hongkong culture started spreading in 80s. it is a fact too.

    • @eagle3676
      @eagle3676 4 года назад

      @@teacher_ps not just facts but stupid stereotypes and lies people make about each other.

    • @kevatchiralzin3495
      @kevatchiralzin3495 4 года назад

      Reeeeeally Aah man lol i thought it was a cultural joke

  • @ashish9urun9
    @ashish9urun9 3 года назад +64

    The way he ended with "Gong xi fa cai" was fire. Not just comedy it's facts too.

  • @boblowney
    @boblowney 2 года назад +2

    his parents have to be SO proud of him. a smart, well super smart actually, and insightful person.

  • @ChardonnayWest
    @ChardonnayWest 4 года назад +38

    The "hope you get rich" part is 100% true!

    • @brendagordon4571
      @brendagordon4571 4 года назад

      I hope that everyone gets filthy rich, no one wants to be poor and struggle so long to make a living.

  • @edhero2372
    @edhero2372 4 года назад +93

    “Very fickle go, doesn’t care about inflation” lol

  • @chelseychiachi
    @chelseychiachi 4 года назад +321

    First Day of Lunar New Year today so here I am, hoping y’all get rich!!

    • @nsaiswatching
      @nsaiswatching 4 года назад +12

      you better hope I get rich!

    • @BaldursPicketFence
      @BaldursPicketFence 4 года назад +3

      Kung hei fatt choy!

    • @Anonymous-td9fl
      @Anonymous-td9fl 4 года назад +1

      But they banned lunar new year.
      Coronavirus 2 stronk.
      Year is off to a phenomenal start.
      1. Ww3 almost starting
      2. Australia burning
      3. A fuckin disease thats spreading fast asf.

    • @alexrojas9725
      @alexrojas9725 4 года назад +1

      Amen

    • @happylittletree1727
      @happylittletree1727 4 года назад +3

      Gong Xi Fa Cai! Let's get this bread.

  • @bijoyroy11
    @bijoyroy11 2 года назад +13

    Very true for some families. People want their children to get into a profession to take other people's money as much as possible, along with having prestige and power. It's not about finding a calling or what the child would enjoy doing in life. It's about the responsibility of earning and taking care of the family. Money, prestige and power are considered the main factors required to secure stability and prosperity for the family.

  • @user-es1vk1qk2c
    @user-es1vk1qk2c 4 года назад +102

    I didn’t know the guy from crazy rich Asians was a comedian... he’s fkn hilarious and reminds me of one of my best friends

    • @GaussGodden
      @GaussGodden 4 года назад +3

      Too much American influence to pursue what he wants to do XD

    • @aliasmarg8ta127
      @aliasmarg8ta127 4 года назад +3

      He has a law degree from Australia and disappointed his parents by becoming a stand up comic. Look up his segments from The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. He cracks me up every time.

  • @shi5178
    @shi5178 4 года назад +363

    2 reasons of why Asian parents want their children to become doctors: to get money and to get their children to be doctors for them for free in the future

    • @LongVu-lh9el
      @LongVu-lh9el 4 года назад +18

      Lol, my parents rather eat onion or do some advices from Facebook than actually hearing advices from PhD graduate son.

    • @nandafaiqfadhlurrahman2144
      @nandafaiqfadhlurrahman2144 4 года назад +1

      They at least want to have someone in the family to be one lol

    • @trueblueclue
      @trueblueclue 4 года назад +4

      Not Asian but when I was studying premed my parents were setting me up to do the same thing. It starts with jokes about it but then they're calling you in the office about a flu.

    • @chloelee4074
      @chloelee4074 3 года назад

      @@LongVu-lh9el is this even true 😂?

    • @sera404
      @sera404 3 года назад +2

      second reason only applies for south asian parents, east asian parents will refuse to see a doctor even if their child is a doctor haha

  • @windmillman
    @windmillman 4 года назад +216

    I’m asian and when i joined the military and then a trooper, I broke every single stereotype, twas great

    • @justrandomotaku
      @justrandomotaku 4 года назад +14

      Good on you dude!

    • @sulblazer
      @sulblazer 3 года назад

      Oh really? Broke every stereotype? Then how is it you can do the square root of 7 in your head?

    • @spencerdouglas9
      @spencerdouglas9 3 года назад

      Did you serve in the army, around 2010 ? Fort Campbell ?

    • @windmillman
      @windmillman 3 года назад +1

      @@sulblazer what is math?

    • @windmillman
      @windmillman 3 года назад +1

      @@sulblazer we’re still crazy rich and exceeded every social economic ladder sooooo 🐸☕️

  • @mohdfadleymustafa9239
    @mohdfadleymustafa9239 3 года назад +16

    He's a Malaysian, we Msian very proud of him

    • @haduong96353a
      @haduong96353a 7 месяцев назад +1

      muslim?

    • @next-over-life
      @next-over-life 6 месяцев назад

      @@haduong96353a No, he is Chinese in blood, but Malaysian cityzen
      there are almost no muslim in Chinese people. very few...

  • @hellothere589
    @hellothere589 4 года назад +524

    Asian parents: You either become doctor or you become an adoption

    • @roidblitzed
      @roidblitzed 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @jontraz5993
      @jontraz5993 4 года назад +3

      Oh no 💀

    • @the_mad_fool
      @the_mad_fool 3 года назад +1

      Well played.

    • @enochyang3535
      @enochyang3535 3 года назад

      you got it

    • @dragoninthewest1
      @dragoninthewest1 3 года назад

      Not Asian, but if I were Asian, be like "Fine, there are plenty of rich white people who will adopt me."

  • @gtflippers7069
    @gtflippers7069 4 года назад +53

    Ronny Chieng is one of the funniest comedians around. I love him!!!

  • @megan893
    @megan893 4 года назад +53

    I had never heard of this guy till I watched his Netflix special, and oh my god, he is hilarious. Thank you Netflix!

    • @salui
      @salui 4 года назад +4

      He's on the Daily Show!

  • @ViperNg1990
    @ViperNg1990 3 года назад +9

    Chinese here. These are 100% facts. And I was waiting for the actual jokes to come out from his mouth.

  • @tatianablackthorn2528
    @tatianablackthorn2528 4 года назад +36

    Netflix, you made me wait too long for this clip. I thought I rushed ordered this from Prime NOW? None the less I'm really happy and will be showing this to *everyone* I know.
    3:46

  • @TonyWKoo
    @TonyWKoo 3 года назад +237

    This is so true. As a Chinese person, I’ve been saying this for years. Chinese people have an obsession with money, and it can be pretty unhealthy if taken to the extreme.

    • @sidekick100
      @sidekick100 3 года назад +8

      Not only chinese the world as it is.

    • @kylebeguhl8516
      @kylebeguhl8516 2 года назад +4

      @@sidekick100 yeah. I’m surprised people don’t worship money like a god.

    • @emhgarlyyeung
      @emhgarlyyeung 2 года назад +8

      The extreme example is Jewish.

    • @manicpepsicola3431
      @manicpepsicola3431 2 года назад +5

      @@emhgarlyyeung not even close to the Chinese babe

    • @emhgarlyyeung
      @emhgarlyyeung 2 года назад +2

      @@manicpepsicola3431 then u must know not much

  • @monocyte2210
    @monocyte2210 4 года назад +23

    Im asian. I got a scholarship for artschool in for highschool. Ive won some art competitions prior to that. My mom just shut down my dream of becoming an artist. I enrolled in science highschool. Took a science degree. Im now a professor at university. Everyday i think about my life if was able to pursue artschool. Im not very motivared with my job.

  • @Julezhaki
    @Julezhaki Год назад +16

    The kick when he said “get it out of the way” 💀💀

  • @Klas6ixx
    @Klas6ixx 4 года назад +230

    Happy Chinese New Year! I hope everyone here gets RICH!!!

  • @KaimanBitAi
    @KaimanBitAi 4 года назад +38

    This guy is smart and hilarious
    “You better hope I get rich”🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @williamnguyen8663
    @williamnguyen8663 4 года назад +218

    “Hope you get rich” sounds so passive aggressive depending how you say it

  • @hiobi1172
    @hiobi1172 Год назад +5

    I love this guy, he's freaking hilarious... and he's the pride of Malaysia! 🥰

  • @ltkwok
    @ltkwok 3 года назад +98

    Asian Parents want the “set”: A doctor, a lawyer, an engineer and a business person. For the last 2, Engineer if you’re Indian, Business person if you’re Chinese.

    • @vikeesilver9908
      @vikeesilver9908 3 года назад +8

      not wrong bro haha. The alternative to buisnessman is Banker for the chinesr

    • @shastasilverchairsg
      @shastasilverchairsg 3 года назад

      I think nowadays FAANG programmer's on the list as well.

  • @mizaqenyad4269
    @mizaqenyad4269 4 года назад +12

    Dude wtf I’ve never watched Asian comedians before and now YT is recommending a bunch of these guys and I’m loving them so much 😂

  • @munir2020ful
    @munir2020ful 4 года назад +99

    Somali parents give you three options : Doctor, Lawyer or Engineer ! LOL same with Indian parents! hahaha

    • @pamelqtaylor8335
      @pamelqtaylor8335 4 года назад +3

      At the technical college I went to every math teacher was either African or Arab. Its like no one else wants to even try to get that teaching job.

    • @willdejong7763
      @willdejong7763 4 года назад +2

      @@pamelqtaylor8335 Teaching at most colleges sucks. I know a guy, PhD with a niche specialty, project he had been working on finished and he had to find a new job and it took him a while. He took a job teaching at a local community college and suddenly was highly motivated to get another job, fast.

    • @user09B
      @user09B 3 года назад +1

      Not piracy?

    • @AC-iz7eh
      @AC-iz7eh 3 года назад +1

      @@user09B look at me. I'm the Doctor now

    • @PhongNguyen-cf3kj
      @PhongNguyen-cf3kj 3 года назад

      I picked engineering.

  • @isaachiew676
    @isaachiew676 3 года назад +3

    i am a Malaysian Chinese and Ronny nailed it. We love money. And yeah, we say 恭喜發財 GONG XI FA CAI literally "congratulations for striking a fortune" or yeah, hope you get rich!
    chai shen ye God of Fortune/Money 財神爺 basically sprinkles money and and there are three types, make sure you get income either straight (honest work), slanted (illegal means) or "sideways" (gambling or just taking money that ain't belonging to you in your life)

  • @chase276
    @chase276 4 года назад +233

    I need him in a buddy cop movie

  • @spaceo8568
    @spaceo8568 4 года назад +81

    Omg. He's hysterical.

  • @thecouncilofnine4692
    @thecouncilofnine4692 4 года назад +331

    "Everyday we go like: "Hey, God of Money... gives us money." And he gives us more money. Very fickle god. Doesn't care about inflation."
    If that's the case, so I'll convert to Chinese Taoism. Gong Xi Fa Cai, everyone.

    • @SomethingSeemsOff
      @SomethingSeemsOff 4 года назад +10

      Right back at you man! *Gong Xi Fa Cai!*

    • @jackieortiz8144
      @jackieortiz8144 4 года назад +3

      Gong Xi Fa Cai

    • @simontheman4337
      @simontheman4337 4 года назад +4

      So to you buddy! Yesterday is actually the first day of the Chinese New Year, so 恭喜发财!

    • @fieryrocket3555
      @fieryrocket3555 4 года назад +5

      Hope you get rich.
      You better hope back bitch.

    • @fieryrocket3555
      @fieryrocket3555 4 года назад +1

      @Jarred Mueller they just wanna take your money.

  • @ttuindoin
    @ttuindoin 3 года назад +14

    3:55 LOL I'm Korean and I laughed SO HARD at his facial expression///

  • @RicardoCarapia
    @RicardoCarapia 4 года назад +199

    My dad is like that Dave Chapelle's joke: he's an Asian trapped in a white folk body

    • @ninahiatt294
      @ninahiatt294 3 года назад +6

      I’ve had several Asian friends tell me that my parents were also Asians in the bodies of white people.

    • @康爷爷都说好
      @康爷爷都说好 3 года назад

      Don’t pretend you don’t love money, you hypocritical western bastard

  • @yuckk
    @yuckk 3 года назад +74

    who are here because tomorrow is Chinese New Year? Gong Xi Fat Chai, I hope you all get RICH!

    • @vikeesilver9908
      @vikeesilver9908 3 года назад +1

      Happy Lunar New Year to u too! Huat Ah!

  • @acricucci9760
    @acricucci9760 Год назад +4

    Ronny Chieng does a great show, mixing humor & satire with social commentary. Original and really hilarious. My family is Italian on both sides and we are just one tent away from a full-blown circus, so even not being Asian, I could relate to a lot of Ronny’s humor.

  • @tobiojo10
    @tobiojo10 4 года назад +71

    i LOVE him. I didn't know him at all but this special had me seriously laughing the entire time, he brings that bill burr ranting energy

    • @Enrique-pi1nh
      @Enrique-pi1nh 4 года назад +1

      I was looking for this comment

    • @thea2003
      @thea2003 4 года назад +1

      If you want to see more of him, you should check out The daily show with Trevor Noah. He works there too, and he's awesome :)

  • @ConsciencepartyUSA
    @ConsciencepartyUSA 4 года назад +301

    Hey Netflix get it right Ronny said “Asian parents” want their kids to be doctors not just Chinese parents. And he’s right ALL Asian parents want their kids to be doctors. But yet they don’t want to go to the doctor themselves. 😤

    • @bitterballs356
      @bitterballs356 4 года назад +6

      Not only asian. Everyone wants their kids to be doctors

    • @jlhabitan50
      @jlhabitan50 4 года назад +1

      Because the main highlight is at the midpoint of the video.

    • @jmz5680
      @jmz5680 4 года назад +3

      Eather that or an engineer.

    • @kakashiMEK
      @kakashiMEK 4 года назад

      well, it's true.

    • @that_dam_baka
      @that_dam_baka 4 года назад

      My uncle IS a doctor. We just call him and ask what to take for our symptoms.

  • @neuvocastezero1838
    @neuvocastezero1838 4 года назад +308

    "You think rappers love money?!...."

    • @apidas
      @apidas 3 года назад +9

      we love that shit

    • @rayynumba923
      @rayynumba923 3 года назад +6

      ig you a different type of black if you rap

  • @PhoenlxA
    @PhoenlxA 3 года назад +7

    As one with chinese roots, I can confirm that.
    BUT most of the chinese gesture sayings must not be translated literally. It would as u can see just sound funny.
    Those "special cultural best wishes" can just be summed up as kindness and goodwill toward u.
    For Chinese and also for Japanese the symbolic meaning is very important.

  • @rahatuzzaman
    @rahatuzzaman 4 года назад +27

    I am Bangladeshi and I can confirm that he is 100% correct. My dad hates doctors with his life, though my parents wished I would be a doctor. My mom still regrets because I never tried to go to medical college.

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi Год назад

      Lol your name means “Relaxed Time” in Turkish.

    • @rahatuzzaman
      @rahatuzzaman Год назад

      @@ChadKakashi Yeah bro 🥶