Joe Wong: Building A Wall Didn't Work For China

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  • Опубликовано: 14 дек 2018
  • Take it from Chinese American stand-up comedian Joe Wong. Walls don't work.
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  • @RaviRajbhar-ri5fj
    @RaviRajbhar-ri5fj 5 лет назад +4571

    There is one guy in the back who is having a blast..!!

  • @Squidsama
    @Squidsama 5 лет назад +5602

    That one guy laughing in the background makes the whole video

  • @Jesus.loves.you.123
    @Jesus.loves.you.123 4 года назад +1457

    Each of his jokes has at least 2 layers of meaning.

    • @firdausadiputra4291
      @firdausadiputra4291 4 года назад +35

      he's a genius

    • @dgmojojojo
      @dgmojojojo 3 года назад +64

      His joke is like an onion you can peel and peel again

    • @luammon7950
      @luammon7950 3 года назад +6

      @Jonny Karr The more accurate figure is 91.5% according to the gov.

    • @stuartdriedger9989
      @stuartdriedger9989 3 года назад +8

      he's also incredibly unfunny

    • @cegr76
      @cegr76 3 года назад +3

      @Jonny Karr And 5% Solo.

  • @jaredhu5960
    @jaredhu5960 4 года назад +2632

    For those of you that don't know him, he also has a PhD in biochemistry

    • @eugenelim11
      @eugenelim11 4 года назад +67

      Seriously? That's amazing! Why is he doing stand up comedy then? Not a lecturer or researcher in University?

    • @vnmeister9418
      @vnmeister9418 4 года назад +139

      Eugene Lim I don’t think this is what he does full time. He was working in cancer research around the time he was on Ellen and Letterman often. Believe he’s been a host on China’s biggest network, last time I checked anyway.

    • @eugenelim11
      @eugenelim11 3 года назад +13

      @@vnmeister9418 Wow. Amazing!

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 3 года назад +212

      Just one PhD? No wonder he went into comedy. Obviously an embarrassment to his parents.

    • @mugi6674
      @mugi6674 3 года назад +52

      @@eugenelim11 He confided that he got discriminated and mistreated in the previous bio-tech company.

  • @vangelic.1591
    @vangelic.1591 5 лет назад +2392

    "We are pretty much all different shades of Mexicans" 😂😂 this guy killing my stomach rn.

    • @fairdinkum977
      @fairdinkum977 5 лет назад +49

      That's a fact! everyone becomes a "Mexican" , at some point in their lives!

    • @faarsight
      @faarsight 5 лет назад +31

      We are all different shades of East Africans, except the West Africans of course, they are different shades of South Africans.

    • @xihangyang
      @xihangyang 5 лет назад +30

      Trump orange mexican

    • @lunamypet
      @lunamypet 5 лет назад +9

      “Coreano hermano ya eres Mexicano “

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 лет назад +29

      Even white isn't white but shades of beige.

  • @kenyancitizen9952
    @kenyancitizen9952 5 лет назад +1937

    That one dude laughing loudly...edibles just kicked in 🤭🤫

    • @heatherbleu5370
      @heatherbleu5370 5 лет назад +7

      Crazy Onliner
      Sounds scrumptious!

    • @thett2368
      @thett2368 5 лет назад +23

      Probably his Dad

    • @dannmarceau9743
      @dannmarceau9743 5 лет назад +2

      You were quick to laugh, how long did the edible take?

    • @sskyles
      @sskyles 5 лет назад +3

      My thought was that it was a plant from the CCP. They would totally do something like this to be able to point to it and say "See, our guy killed in America". Seriously, he wasn't THAT funny. No way that laugh was genuine.

    • @dHolbach77
      @dHolbach77 5 лет назад +12

      @@sskyles I went to see Dumb and Dumber To in the theater (long story). There was a boring looking, typical button-down type, late middle aged guy a few seats down laughing his ass off the whole movie. People can find anything hilarious.

  • @jackiearchitecture
    @jackiearchitecture 3 года назад +771

    “This is America. Everybody has to have a color.” How deep this joke is today?

    • @mikegreen2291
      @mikegreen2291 3 года назад +11

      So true

    • @GAMEOVER403
      @GAMEOVER403 3 года назад +11

      Blue or Red🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @royroland3884
      @royroland3884 3 года назад +9

      Green.🐸

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 3 года назад +17

      What do you mean today? It’s ALWAYS been that way. Don’t act like it’s a new thing or it has gotten worse. It’s just getting filmed.

    • @clarkxiao2182
      @clarkxiao2182 3 года назад +1

      @@GAMEOVER403 LOL, immigration from Pandora

  • @yanminstanford
    @yanminstanford 4 года назад +1764

    Man, this guy's jokes are so deep... make you laugh then make you think. Fantastic!

    • @likelihoodoccurrence2384
      @likelihoodoccurrence2384 3 года назад

      She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

    • @andyluis7969
      @andyluis7969 3 года назад +2

      I am a Chinese. I watched talk shows in America for many years. To tell the truth, maybe it's the limitation of English language. It's not as rhythmic and funny as Chinese talk shows. However, it's a pity that Americans can't understand Chinese talk shows. It's contradictory. There are so many cultural differences.

    • @AlbertoGarcia-hk6jd
      @AlbertoGarcia-hk6jd 3 года назад +1

      SAN FRANCISCO LOOK LIKE CHINA NOW. 70% OF THE POPULATION THERE IS FROM ASIA( 50% CHINESE).

    • @dragonscaleii4243
      @dragonscaleii4243 3 года назад +1

      Doubt he would be anything special in china

    • @dragonscaleii4243
      @dragonscaleii4243 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/KWC4VQjRKD4/видео.html

  • @andolee9369
    @andolee9369 5 лет назад +3123

    His joke has a touch of high fashion feel, like, every body is assigned a color, we are different shades of Mexican.....it makes you laugh, also makes you think, .......he is not only funny, he is smart, like him!

    • @Dillinger86
      @Dillinger86 5 лет назад +47

      He's Asian that's why lol

    • @itsmuimui
      @itsmuimui 4 года назад +76

      he's got a PhD!

    • @Dillinger86
      @Dillinger86 4 года назад +25

      @@itsmuimui right he's highly educated too

    • @Dillinger86
      @Dillinger86 4 года назад +13

      @Databender Anyone with a brain knows this.

    • @8undre339
      @8undre339 4 года назад +26

      50 shades of Mexican.

  • @maryinsanfrancisco
    @maryinsanfrancisco 5 лет назад +2769

    "For example, I have an Asian wife." ZING!

  • @destinasiid
    @destinasiid 3 года назад +710

    This guy is genious, everybody laugh even before the punchline 😅😅😅

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 3 года назад +23

      Kind of ironic to misspell the word “genius”

    • @persimmon93
      @persimmon93 3 года назад +13

      Joe Wong spoke out against the growing anti-Asian racism in the US today.

    • @michaelfitzgerald6341
      @michaelfitzgerald6341 2 года назад +1

      @@persimmon93 Did he mention that pretty much all the people attacking them in the streets are black?
      Hilarious how quick MSM dropped the stop Asian hate thing when they realized this

    • @titsmcgeeyolanda3755
      @titsmcgeeyolanda3755 2 года назад

      Blahaha

    • @michaelfitzgerald6341
      @michaelfitzgerald6341 2 года назад +1

      @Joshua Carrillo Anyone who pretends the CCP isn't an absolutely evil regime which is currently committing genocide as well as using slaves, and engaging in a basically endless list of other atrocities is a worthless sack of trash that deserves to be hated & more because they directly profit from it in one way or another.

  • @rpowarz
    @rpowarz 3 года назад +534

    "We're all different shades of Mexicans!"

    • @likelihoodoccurrence2384
      @likelihoodoccurrence2384 3 года назад +2

      She pUSHED AT THE door but it wouldn't budge

    • @karalee114
      @karalee114 2 года назад

      Because Mexicans are actually brown, that’s the color they give to them

  • @caroljomartin3051
    @caroljomartin3051 5 лет назад +270

    "We're all different shades of Mexicans...." That killed me!!!!

    • @NkataM
      @NkataM 5 лет назад +2

      Hahahahahahaha it was really good. I like his comedy, it is so genuine and authentic :)

  • @t.kkirkland6246
    @t.kkirkland6246 5 лет назад +1480

    "Joe wong breathes"
    Guy in the audience "HAHAHAHAHA HAHAH HAHAHA"

  • @stealthattack2209
    @stealthattack2209 3 года назад +520

    Brilliant comedy and hats off to the one guy who thoroughly enjoyed himself lol

  • @Kapzter
    @Kapzter 3 года назад +545

    This is gold. He's funnier than most stand up comedians

  • @zaidchalabi1599
    @zaidchalabi1599 4 года назад +939

    Dude laughing in back is living his life
    He is my goal

    • @gbjanuary
      @gbjanuary 4 года назад +9

      Zaid Chalabi 👍👍😂😂😂🚑

    • @steveghazi7840
      @steveghazi7840 3 года назад +10

      He works for the late show

    • @uglywolf88
      @uglywolf88 3 года назад +8

      @@steveghazi7840 damn... that is a plot twist...

    • @steveghazi7840
      @steveghazi7840 3 года назад +3

      Ugly Wolf
      That’s what’s going on with all the shows basically

    • @likelihoodoccurrence2384
      @likelihoodoccurrence2384 3 года назад

      She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

  • @everythingnice
    @everythingnice 5 лет назад +481

    I can tell he's smart. His transition from serious issues to a joke is well constructed and brilliantly funny.

    • @defnotcryptic
      @defnotcryptic 5 лет назад +3

      I can see by your comment that you’re exceptionally ecstatic. I can feel your laughter from here. I am laughing too.

    • @alee6966
      @alee6966 4 года назад +2

      Well he only has a PhD
      So I guess he’s smart

    • @narekhart9862
      @narekhart9862 3 года назад

      I didnt even see any transition fml

  • @HamTheBacon
    @HamTheBacon 3 года назад +325

    This dude has got BALLS, doing that america health joke and nailing it like that, IN AMERICA!

  • @houston2k
    @houston2k 4 года назад +291

    I was done when he said “we’re all different shades of Mexican”. LOL. Brilliant!!!

    • @davidk591
      @davidk591 4 года назад +3

      Then immigrate to Mexico.. oh forgot its all about the green, not the brown and yellow.

    • @davidcobb7446
      @davidcobb7446 3 года назад

      Yeah, I wasn't expecting that by a long shot.

    • @likelihoodoccurrence2384
      @likelihoodoccurrence2384 3 года назад

      She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

    • @dirtysocks_blackcoffee9928
      @dirtysocks_blackcoffee9928 3 года назад +1

      that's the color of adjustment to the sun, either that or you're the color of sunscreen.
      unfortunately that makes an enigma out of truly dark black people, but hey that's the color of 3-4AM in the morning.
      just shifting the conversation from sunlight to moonlight.

    • @zelaznog25
      @zelaznog25 2 года назад +4

      I am Mexican, and actually, Mexicans are all different shades of Mexican.

  • @JPMJPM
    @JPMJPM 5 лет назад +1179

    There is a great laugher in the audience! Love that!

    • @Cancun771
      @Cancun771 5 лет назад +10

      Claqeur. And a really obnoxious one, too.

    • @1000YearBeard
      @1000YearBeard 5 лет назад +3

      Crew members.

    • @BradGryphonn
      @BradGryphonn 5 лет назад +5

      He was funny. Just has to work on the timing (says the guy who couldn't make people laugh with NOX).

    • @BradGryphonn
      @BradGryphonn 5 лет назад

      @@Cancun771 I guess English spelling of French words isn't your best talent.

    • @Cancun771
      @Cancun771 5 лет назад +4

      @@BradGryphonn Spell flames don't get any less lame as the years go by.

  • @NileshR12
    @NileshR12 5 лет назад +3422

    "We're all different shades of Mexicans" 😂😂

    • @oneforallah
      @oneforallah 5 лет назад +152

      50 shades of Mexican's

    • @bruce.lee.
      @bruce.lee. 5 лет назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @davidluo9773
      @davidluo9773 5 лет назад +1

      I don't get it, can you explain?

    • @KGKG05
      @KGKG05 5 лет назад +53

      @@davidluo9773 他意思是说,其实黄种人大部分肤色不真的是黄色,例如像他就是有点褐色的。而很多黑人的肤色也不全是黑色,而是更接近褐色。
      所以他总结出其实黄种人和黑人,其实是肤色深浅不同层度的墨西哥人(褐色人种)
      幽了一默

    • @joesotoneuromonitoring6123
      @joesotoneuromonitoring6123 5 лет назад +8

      Mexican isn't a shade. Mexicsn is also not a race.

  • @LLucky-uq3lo
    @LLucky-uq3lo 3 года назад +908

    I'm from germany and we had a wall too. Walls are a pretty stupid thing when you ask me. XD

    • @timcaspers6498
      @timcaspers6498 3 года назад +8

      Naja unsere Mauer hat doch ein paar Jahre ganz gut funktioniert 😄

    • @Nergal_Slayer
      @Nergal_Slayer 3 года назад +6

      Top comment

    • @marcbachelet2322
      @marcbachelet2322 3 года назад +18

      Britain had a wall and it didn't work.

    • @nyakwarObat
      @nyakwarObat 3 года назад +10

      @@marcbachelet2322 Hadrian's wall!! Free the picts!!🤬

    • @nickjohn4963
      @nickjohn4963 3 года назад +11

      @L.A.S Lucky To be fair your wall worked pretty well for a long time

  • @justbeyourself8515
    @justbeyourself8515 4 года назад +341

    As an Asian, not bad. As an American, even better. As a yellow/brown individual, you rock!

  • @airport862
    @airport862 5 лет назад +601

    He's been doing comedy successfully for a while and still looks pretty young. Smart fellow with a PhD in Biochemistry.

    • @virenvs905
      @virenvs905 5 лет назад +13

      True. I just looked up his other videos and he's hilarious

    • @twdjt6245
      @twdjt6245 5 лет назад +21

      He’s Asian what do you expect lol

    • @jerryrichardson2799
      @jerryrichardson2799 5 лет назад +5

      I think he can quit his day job.

    • @ezg8448
      @ezg8448 5 лет назад +17

      He failed as a biochemist and became a successful comedian.
      Only in america can you fail upwards (not that it’s a bad thing).

    • @freerunner0682
      @freerunner0682 5 лет назад +4

      @@twdjt6245 nothing less that that bit of ignorance

  • @benhw2285
    @benhw2285 5 лет назад +775

    Joe’s style tells us comedian doesn’t have to use bad words to be funny. Smooth flow, Sophisticated levels and hidden messages are the key

    • @xihangyang8754
      @xihangyang8754 5 лет назад +6

      strongly agree

    • @dablet
      @dablet 5 лет назад +6

      i like his style as well. Sure Kevin Hart is funny, but i cant stand his foul mouth.

    • @cynnx7500
      @cynnx7500 5 лет назад +10

      comedy can be both "clean" and really dark and dirty. of course you don't have to use bad language, but comedy can take many forms. The same way there isn't only action or drama movies.

    • @benhw2285
      @benhw2285 5 лет назад

      @Cactus Pete agree

    • @janelee3130
      @janelee3130 5 лет назад

      well said!

  • @arkady714
    @arkady714 3 года назад +36

    To do an excellent stand up routine on the other side of the planet in a language that isn't your native tongue is brilliant. Well done!

  • @brenda.taylor6103
    @brenda.taylor6103 4 года назад +82

    JOE WONG, you have made me laugh through the entire show!! This guy is awesome!! 👏👏👏👏

  • @user-jr3bb6qr3y
    @user-jr3bb6qr3y 5 лет назад +2381

    Trump replied:“The walls will work. Look at China with their Great Wall, no Mexicans”!

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 5 лет назад +1770

    "i have a lot in common with white guys, i have an asian wife" XD

    • @westsideup8303
      @westsideup8303 5 лет назад +17

      yawn

    • @gallowglass3764
      @gallowglass3764 5 лет назад +90

      @@westsideup8303 what? That was funny! Get over yourself.

    • @ktgray2884
      @ktgray2884 5 лет назад +82

      @@gallowglass3764 bro I'm a black dude teaching in china and that is literally all I see here. This joke was true and funny as hell.

    • @gallowglass3764
      @gallowglass3764 5 лет назад +2

      @@ktgray2884 very cool! What do you teach?

    • @isabellahu4606
      @isabellahu4606 5 лет назад +8

      @@ktgray2884 all you see? There aren't that many white guys in China compared to Chinese guys so how's that possible?

  • @wes8888
    @wes8888 Месяц назад +1

    Every joke has at least double meaning, fluffy yet with weight. Bravo 👏👏

  • @februarysnows5528
    @februarysnows5528 11 месяцев назад +13

    He touched on a few of serious issues and turned them into comedic pictures eith life lesson thoughts with perfect punchline timing, that guy is a beast at another level 😂

  • @scarlettsapphire780
    @scarlettsapphire780 5 лет назад +699

    His serious humor is magnificent

  • @lovelymangos2518
    @lovelymangos2518 5 лет назад +358

    OMG 😂. We're just different shades of Mexican. About killed me. I'm laughing so hard. I'm Mexican and I can relate. We come in all shades. 😂😂😂 .

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 5 лет назад +10

      Lovely Mangos Mexicans are ancestrally a mix of brown and white after the Spanish pillaged the Aztecs, that's why.

    • @josaphatbetanzos8835
      @josaphatbetanzos8835 5 лет назад +1

      Yo tambien

    • @josaphatbetanzos8835
      @josaphatbetanzos8835 5 лет назад +19

      @@nahor88
      And also there was a large number of Africans who fled to Mexico to be free and mixed with Mexicans
      So most of us Mexican people have some African and Asian and European except some few people who still lives in really remote areas
      George Lopez is like 40 % African

    • @imranrobinson96
      @imranrobinson96 5 лет назад

      @nahor88 you speak the truth

    • @reivang7196
      @reivang7196 5 лет назад +4

      I’m asian and I love my Mexican people!!

  • @fellowhuman9656
    @fellowhuman9656 4 года назад +61

    That one dude that’s laughing louder than a trumpet had me rolling ahahah

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 3 года назад +1

      Pretty sure Seth Rogen was in the audience and high as a kite.

  • @bergy2201
    @bergy2201 3 года назад +85

    He enjoyed himself almost as much as I did. A very nice and funny guy.

  • @salkdjfasldkfjsdlk
    @salkdjfasldkfjsdlk 5 лет назад +153

    1:40 "And centuries later, it's (the wall) just going to become a huge tourist attraction."

  • @iCrossable
    @iCrossable 5 лет назад +972

    "In a way, we're all different shades of Mexicans" a subtle, yet strong message

    • @canbot1
      @canbot1 5 лет назад +23

      too subtle for me I seem to have missed it. Is it that we're all human or that in this analogy non-white people are just different shades of unwanted. It could also have been intended as a meaningless joke and it's possible that we're just reading too much into it.

    • @8undre339
      @8undre339 4 года назад +4

      The color he was referring to it includes white who are not racism.

    • @hesoyam881
      @hesoyam881 4 года назад +13

      Can Bot he could possibly mean doesn’t matter what color we associate with but end of the day everyone is an immigrant. Joe tends to build from jokes he says at the beginning of his stand ups, like when he said he has to fly thousands of miles to Mexico then cross the river

    • @skychaos87
      @skychaos87 4 года назад +5

      Well its true thou scientifically. We are basically the same species, with skins, blood and organs all made of the same content. Its the difference in shades by pigmentation that make us look different. I'm Asian but tanned that i look more like middle eastern or mexican people. My female asian friends who condition their skins look as pale and fair as a white person. Even with genetic difference, people can still change their skin tone to look similar as other races. We are basically shaped by our environment. If you put white people in Africa over 100 or 1000 of generations, they will eventually evolve to become a black person. Like wise, if you put black people in Greenland, they will eventually turn into white skinned people.

    • @organicjuice
      @organicjuice 4 года назад +1

      We are not that different

  • @thailand6388
    @thailand6388 3 года назад +133

    "I have a lot of things in common with white guys, for example, I have Asian wife"
    LoL, I'm dying 😂. This is the biggest punchline

    • @haoni6219
      @haoni6219 2 года назад +1

      I didn't understand this one...can you please explain ... I am not American neither do I live in America

    • @thailand6388
      @thailand6388 2 года назад +2

      @@haoni6219 many white dudes have yellow fever

    • @joonmoy3122
      @joonmoy3122 2 года назад +3

      @@haoni6219 Yes, this is an American phenomenon, I think. Many white American guys seem to like dating or marrying Asian women, especially during or after college. It's a gentle and funny way of poking fun at those guys!

    • @haoni6219
      @haoni6219 2 года назад +1

      @@joonmoy3122 oh okay thanks :)

    • @khabylamefun1579
      @khabylamefun1579 Год назад

      ruclips.net/channel/UC8ZyYz03FcNwGyGPb2Tk74A🤣

  • @waynesw646
    @waynesw646 3 года назад +273

    Trump: No one knows walls better than me.
    China: Hold my beer

  • @evawambani7992
    @evawambani7992 5 лет назад +284

    That one guy laughing louder than everyone else...😏😝

    • @r.j.k.7925
      @r.j.k.7925 5 лет назад +2

      There's always someone laughing obnoxiously loud 😂

    • @DANIEL007001
      @DANIEL007001 5 лет назад +1

      Eva Wambani that is having a ball

    • @yeezywesty3651
      @yeezywesty3651 5 лет назад

      Probably asian

    • @jyashin
      @jyashin 5 лет назад +2

      @@r.j.k.7925 Or, it's just the cameraman who's laughing. You can hear him so loud because he's right next to the camera.

    • @rostislavdovgan9221
      @rostislavdovgan9221 5 лет назад +2

      @@yeezywesty3651 Asian usually are quite people...

  • @JeremyJayanto3033
    @JeremyJayanto3033 5 лет назад +360

    "I have a lot of knowledge about walls. They don't work" it's make me laugh so hard

    • @angellau3618
      @angellau3618 5 лет назад +33

      “And it will just turned into a huge tourist attraction”, lol!

    • @dozog
      @dozog 5 лет назад +2

      Except that he makes the point while migration into China is close to nothing.
      Seems to me the wall works just fine.

    • @JeremyJayanto3033
      @JeremyJayanto3033 5 лет назад +6

      @@dozog the wall is supposed to halt mongol invasion in their time and it doesn't work, that's what he wants to said

    • @EvanX-fu2to
      @EvanX-fu2to 5 лет назад +3

      @@dozog nah. he is talking about great wall. it doesn't stop any western attacker. QING just go through great wall and make a kingdom in China. haha. China have no immigration is at that time we are poor. who wants to go to poor country.

    • @hehhehehohohoe8807
      @hehhehehohohoe8807 5 лет назад +1

      @@dozog You can't have Manchu or Mongol migration, if you annex ALL of manchuria and 90% of mongols lands

  • @wepsful
    @wepsful 3 года назад +64

    That guy in the audience is having the time of his life ROFL

  • @Lynn-nx6ue
    @Lynn-nx6ue 3 года назад +152

    "This is America and everybody has to have a color" sadly yes!

    • @likelihoodoccurrence2384
      @likelihoodoccurrence2384 3 года назад

      She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

    • @bdstudios6088
      @bdstudios6088 2 года назад

      @@likelihoodoccurrence2384 what are you talking about? What does “She pushed at the door but it won’t budge” mean? A quote from a book?

  • @dalemsilas8425
    @dalemsilas8425 5 лет назад +199

    "I have an Asian wife". -Tish- killed it! Lol.

  • @roltthehunter
    @roltthehunter 5 лет назад +360

    This guy seems extremely likable, i am really rooting for him all the way. My wife is Asian and I just got roasted and I still like the dude.

    • @coolits01
      @coolits01 5 лет назад +5

      roltthehunter he has done some great work!! Look up his speech at the correspondents dinner when Obama was in office

    • @auckie
      @auckie 5 лет назад +2

      Asian from where

    • @scholes8734615
      @scholes8734615 5 лет назад +4

      He has to say thanks to you cuz you have contributed one piece of his jokes

    • @earlh
      @earlh 5 лет назад +1

      Same here 🤣

    • @actontreadway1168
      @actontreadway1168 5 лет назад

      @@auckie from Asia. Clearly.

  • @tehutibrim594
    @tehutibrim594 4 года назад +50

    His delivery is smooth, his accent puts extra oomph on the jokes

  • @tokyomilmil
    @tokyomilmil Год назад +3

    Where’s my “50 Shades of Mexicans” I need it to be written right now!!!

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 5 лет назад +8163

    This was five minutes very well spent.

    • @Rico-wp7dg
      @Rico-wp7dg 5 лет назад +25

      Jim's videos agreed! 😂

    • @becauseiam7915
      @becauseiam7915 5 лет назад +12

      Amen :))

    • @joanneswartzberg8851
      @joanneswartzberg8851 5 лет назад +35

      He killed it.

    • @kc4531
      @kc4531 5 лет назад

      REFERENCE--
      RUclips:
      "ANATOMY OF THE HUMAN BODY1"
      (Minute 34: 08..Nmrov)).😂
      ...A Normal, Good-looking, British guy standing completely naked infront of class...😂.
      - MORE NARROW..(ESPECIALLY), THAN YOU'LL EVER IMAGINE...TRUST ME.😁.
      PS. It Zooms at the Bottom and Quickly Moves-Up to the Head...So you have to quickly pause it exactly at 34:08...😉

    • @kc4531
      @kc4531 5 лет назад +3

      Jim's videos
      Hi, LET ME EXPLAIN THE ABOVE (Was Nothing Personal to You)... But, Goofy-Ass, Beta British- background men who like Asian girls usually Look like the Above...Just saying...😁

  • @SusiBiker
    @SusiBiker 5 лет назад +1504

    Not usually a fan of the stand-up on Colbert, some fall really flat, but Joe knocked it out of the park! Smart, observational (and educational) comedy!

    • @namakudamono
      @namakudamono 5 лет назад +13

      Sue3DDesigns Totally agree! One of the best comedians I have seen on Colbert. Hopefully he returns in the near future.

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 5 лет назад +7

      Of course it's smart..... He is Asian!!! Gosh....

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 5 лет назад +10

      @Pure Mrax Not all smart people are Asian but all Asian people are smart :p
      Also
      It's......a.......joke....... Lol
      And not even a harmful one haha

    • @gkus7008
      @gkus7008 5 лет назад +1

      How was this educational?

    • @johnli2350
      @johnli2350 5 лет назад +9

      @@gkus7008 I think he meant the part about Americans needing to assign a color label to everyone. Joe showed us his son's perspective. How his non white son of an immigrant, is learning about and experiencing the race dynamics here. Also, Joe showed what he a foreigner thinks about trump's wall. It won't work. 🤣

  • @604painters
    @604painters 3 года назад +8

    Probably the only comedian alive who can joke about politics in the last 4 yrs yet not alienate anybody while doing so. Very special man.

  • @Mary_Lee2395
    @Mary_Lee2395 Год назад +3

    “We’re pretty much different shades of Mexican” 🤣🤣 I broke out in tears cause it’s so true and hilarious!

  • @indoshakermaker
    @indoshakermaker 5 лет назад +95

    One guy is really enjoying himself laughing 😂 😂 😂

    • @sidPalma
      @sidPalma 5 лет назад +2

      I was looking for this comment! 😂

    • @222222225574
      @222222225574 5 лет назад

      It's a comedy show...

  • @binaway
    @binaway 5 лет назад +3201

    Not easy to be funny in a second language.
    Some people imagine I am criticizing his humor. I certainly am not.

    • @actontreadway1168
      @actontreadway1168 5 лет назад +72

      It's easier to be funny in a second language because you can just speak incorrectly and people will laugh at you.

    • @JosephCarter777
      @JosephCarter777 5 лет назад +3

      Jy het lekker poeslippe maatjie 😀

    • @YixiuLiang
      @YixiuLiang 5 лет назад +105

      @@actontreadway1168 Not true. It's the content not accent that makes people laugh.

    • @JUKEBOXANIMATION
      @JUKEBOXANIMATION 5 лет назад +8

      @@actontreadway1168 lol try it and will see

    • @LuciferMorningstar____
      @LuciferMorningstar____ 5 лет назад +24

      @@YixiuLiang the accent did make it better but yea, it was the content

  • @-ul7lh
    @-ul7lh Месяц назад +1

    This guy is sooo smart. The information is overwhelming.

  • @ziaglos
    @ziaglos 3 года назад +10

    That guy was laughing on the back had added additional spice on top of the comedy. 😂😁😂🤣😁😅😭

    • @likelihoodoccurrence2384
      @likelihoodoccurrence2384 3 года назад +1

      She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

    • @ziaglos
      @ziaglos 3 года назад

      @@likelihoodoccurrence2384 🤷‍♂️😊

  • @jamesgp96
    @jamesgp96 5 лет назад +364

    ~Joe Wong breathes~
    Guy in the audience: “HA HAHHA HAHHAHAAAAHA HAHAH HAHAHHA”

    • @riggswolf3192
      @riggswolf3192 5 лет назад +7

      Yea it’s sound like a Family guy audience lol.

    • @zeroedout
      @zeroedout 5 лет назад +16

      That's the guy with the Asian wife

    • @57Strudel
      @57Strudel 5 лет назад +3

      @whoohoo001 Or he could have been a guy with a good ear who got the jokes when they were delivered and not 45 seconds later, like most of the rest of the audience. The Great Wall joke took forever to dawn on most of them. It was painful. But Laughing Guy got it immediately.

    • @adambpm
      @adambpm 5 лет назад +1

      @@57Strudel I laughed at the same time Laughing Guy got it too

    • @adambpm
      @adambpm 5 лет назад +1

      @@57Strudel (but i'm Asian I get things faster)

  • @winq9322
    @winq9322 5 лет назад +909

    “I have a lot of things in common with the white guys, for example, I have an Asian wife” LOL

    • @velzing22
      @velzing22 5 лет назад +6

      For this statement, i dont really understand. Is white ppl in america like to marry asian?

    • @edison7300037
      @edison7300037 5 лет назад +45

      ​@@velzing22 "back in the days" (not sure if this idea still exists or not, i hope it's long dead) white men consider asian woman as "submissive, docile, loyal and obedient" comparing to their own "fight for the right and equality" white woman. it was popular for quite a time you know, it even had an ugly name called "yellow fever".
      BTW, this stereotype probably came from a book later became play called "Madama Butterfly" it's a very very fucked up tragic story.

    • @velzing22
      @velzing22 5 лет назад +2

      @@edison7300037 and thats idea make white ppl like to have asian wife?

    • @edison7300037
      @edison7300037 5 лет назад +7

      @@velzing22 for some folks yes.

    • @YAS9112
      @YAS9112 5 лет назад +4

      @@velzing22 I dated asian ladies so as some of my friends. usually commonly white nerds dudes like Asian girls

  • @playmaker3901
    @playmaker3901 2 года назад +4

    The hidden layer behind his “please leave my country” joke tho 😂😂

  • @neroknight1234
    @neroknight1234 3 года назад +6

    Smart jokes are the hardest to do. He killed each one lol. Not resorting to insulting people but just make them laugh is even harder. I hope he gets a special.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +1670

    The Mongol Hoard never did pay for it.

  • @mefford67
    @mefford67 5 лет назад +717

    *”I know about walls... they don’t work!”* 😂😂😂

    • @jennifermercer3481
      @jennifermercer3481 4 года назад +5

      @erni muja clearly it did not

    • @mayixinhuang5534
      @mayixinhuang5534 4 года назад +14

      erni muja In short, Walls in China are more like protections rather than preventions. All Walls, if you know what I am saying. Cheers

    • @mayixinhuang5534
      @mayixinhuang5534 4 года назад +1

      erni muja far from it 🙂anyway, case closed. Have a nice day

    • @gurdis
      @gurdis 4 года назад +11

      That’s true. I’m a Chinese living in China now. I’m here to prove it

    • @Aemoria
      @Aemoria 4 года назад +1

      @@mayixinhuang5534 You're incredibly stupid.

  • @beunaventura66
    @beunaventura66 3 года назад +3

    These are the cleanest funniest jokes 😆 a man of class.

    • @khabylamefun1579
      @khabylamefun1579 Год назад

      ruclips.net/channel/UC8ZyYz03FcNwGyGPb2Tk74A🤣

  • @imaneennadi2764
    @imaneennadi2764 3 года назад +36

    I DID NOT EXPECT HIM TO BE THIS FUNNY OMG

    • @khabylamefun1579
      @khabylamefun1579 Год назад

      ruclips.net/channel/UC8ZyYz03FcNwGyGPb2Tk74A🤣

  • @joshuaaragon7110
    @joshuaaragon7110 5 лет назад +211

    I just became an instant fan!

  • @fairdinkum977
    @fairdinkum977 5 лет назад +240

    We're pretty much all different shades of Mexicans!
    That's the truth that every human being has to face at some point in their lives!
    I find that philosophical!

    • @hjh1972
      @hjh1972 5 лет назад +4

      It's the joke version of "I am a foreigner, almost everywhere on earth" - less philosophical but funny..

    • @nocalsteve
      @nocalsteve 5 лет назад +2

      Well, we are what we eat!

  • @johngta7172
    @johngta7172 4 года назад +317

    I have much in common with white people -- "I have an Asian wife"

    • @manoid8039
      @manoid8039 3 года назад

      @apolo kabali man i really wish that was true

    • @stevensum2011
      @stevensum2011 3 года назад +3

      Why white guys like Asian women?Sense humor?

    • @pragueexpat5106
      @pragueexpat5106 3 года назад +17

      @@stevensum2011 because they're sick of Karens

    • @Bagledog5000
      @Bagledog5000 3 года назад +6

      @@pragueexpat5106
      Bingo!! That's why I married someone from Japan.

    • @manoid8039
      @manoid8039 3 года назад +1

      @@stevensum2011 i just want my free wife since i don't have one

  • @echojin7341
    @echojin7341 3 года назад +37

    This is the kind of stand up comedy that makes me laugh to tears. I’m becoming sick of the comedians making jokes of sex all the time.

  • @shawnsmith1865
    @shawnsmith1865 5 лет назад +1922

    Smart and Sharp comedy. Good to see!

  • @steve1978ger
    @steve1978ger 5 лет назад +409

    Germans weren't too happy with their wall, either.

    • @palimpalim9757
      @palimpalim9757 5 лет назад +57

      And now it's a tourist attraction... Something about history and repeating and stuff...

    • @france7678
      @france7678 5 лет назад +13

      steve1978ger or the Maginot Line, didn’t work either.

    • @steve1978ger
      @steve1978ger 5 лет назад +5

      @@france7678 - well, the Wehrmacht went around it, but the Maginot Line itself performed beautifully...

    • @Philemaphobia
      @Philemaphobia 5 лет назад +1

      I think the Bavarians are going to put up the next european wall XD they started inner german border controls. SAUBLEED

    • @PreyingMantisRanch
      @PreyingMantisRanch 5 лет назад +1

      @@steve1978ger Agreed. And why did the Germans go around it? Because the Belgians never built the part they agreed on after WWI. Relied on their neutrality. Bad idea.

  • @chrismilton2695
    @chrismilton2695 4 года назад +8

    Thankx Stephen for introducing us to Wong! That's the first time I've seen a Chinese man kill a comedy show. He was great and hopefully there's more to come. THE PEOPLE WANT MORE!! THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!!!

  • @maikutsukino4743
    @maikutsukino4743 4 года назад +29

    Ok. I like this guy. Gotta find more of him now.

  • @xiaobaihu5433
    @xiaobaihu5433 5 лет назад +145

    Every joke joe wang tells is profound. It contains abundant irony and metaphor. I need to chew his words over and over again.

  • @YTU1116
    @YTU1116 5 лет назад +463

    He was funny without making fun of people. It's harder to be funny without saying bad stuff about people or calling people bad stuff like how they do in America.

    • @tobi90569
      @tobi90569 5 лет назад +14

      But he totally ragged on Americans not liking exercise.

    • @arronbeta598
      @arronbeta598 5 лет назад +2

      Toby Ali its tru tho

    • @rongarcia2128
      @rongarcia2128 5 лет назад +5

      Well, let's see jokes about asians, mexicans,blacks.. hmm...somethings missing. Let's hire a Stereotypical small asian guy with thick accent. Nothing wrong with this at all

    • @dwayneellis7197
      @dwayneellis7197 5 лет назад

      Pretty good!

    • @chrisdivine_
      @chrisdivine_ 5 лет назад +1

      He was making fun of people just in a nice way

  • @carlosfer2201
    @carlosfer2201 3 года назад +11

    That one guy who was loving every second of his act.

  • @Tikolico
    @Tikolico 4 года назад +51

    I almost spat my coffee when he said "we are all different shades of Mexican" XD

  • @joshuachristopher7601
    @joshuachristopher7601 5 лет назад +304

    That one guy laughing the whole video😂😂😂

    • @maxcai5567
      @maxcai5567 4 года назад +1

      He must be a Mexican

  • @wcoastbo
    @wcoastbo 5 лет назад +41

    I think it's awesome that an outsider, who didn't grow up in the US, can so completely understand our society and culture, and throw it back at us and make us laugh and think at the same time. It's nice to have an outsider's perspective, it can be valuable.

    • @jiachen2526
      @jiachen2526 8 месяцев назад +1

      And the ultimate goal for comedy, make you think twice while you laugh.

    • @AussieGirl235
      @AussieGirl235 7 месяцев назад

      People don’t have to have grown up in the US to understand it. That comment in itself is so American in its insular mentality🤦🏼‍♀️. Us “outsiders” understand the US a heII of a lot better than most of you since you all can’t see the forest through the trees

    • @wcoastbo
      @wcoastbo 7 месяцев назад

      @@AussieGirl235 thank you for agreeing with me and repeating exactly what I said. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, even if it's meant to be an insult.

    • @AussieGirl235
      @AussieGirl235 7 месяцев назад

      @@wcoastbo I’m not agreeing with you. You call this guy “an outsider” when he’s a US resident 🤦🏼‍♀️. You wouldn’t say that about a 10yo American kid, despite the fact that this guy may have been living there longer than the kid’s even been alive. And my comment was about actual “outsiders” who’ve never been to the US yet understand the US inside and out. It’s also pointing out that this shouldn’t even be noteworthy as someone doesn’t need to be located there in order to thoroughly understand American society and culture

  • @48peon
    @48peon 4 года назад +17

    OMG, I've watched this the second time after about 8 months, this guy is funny as hell. His comedy is deep.

    • @khabylamefun1579
      @khabylamefun1579 Год назад

      ruclips.net/channel/UC8ZyYz03FcNwGyGPb2Tk74A😂

  • @andrewtee
    @andrewtee 2 года назад +3

    The most brilliant standup comedian I have ever came across, no foul language, no sex jokes, no exaggerated expressions, just jokes.

  • @Nayakthunder
    @Nayakthunder 5 лет назад +92

    This guy was on fire🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Dominicn123
    @Dominicn123 5 лет назад +346

    The fact that he is able to be funny without being vulgar, swearing, or insulting/offending another race, personality, politics, religion etc shows how much of a genius and a good comedian he is. Its not brave to use trump jokes as a crutch, and not using curse words at the end of a punch line to force a laugh that comics usually do during stand up on here is refreshing.

    • @claytonis1
      @claytonis1 5 лет назад +18

      Ok, you like a particular style of comedy. I liked this guy. I also like vulgar comedians. I like political comedians, aka Trump bashing... But you framed your comment in judgement of any dissenting opinion, which ANY comedian would take you to task for. You are allowed an opinion and a personal preference. You are not allowed to believe your opinion is correct for anyone but you.... because we are all allowed the same privileges as you.

    • @51stcenturygirl
      @51stcenturygirl 5 лет назад +8

      @Just Killing Time This! He praises Wong how he is humourous without attacking anyone by - - - attacking other comedians. Self awareness = zero. Also that tired cliché that people who curse are unintelligent which is proven wrong many times. And cursing is automatically funny only to immature people (and I guess puritan people who are shocked by cursing of all things but that's another subject). It's a comedian's delivery and subject that makes it funny not some random words which are categorised as curses in certain areas.

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 5 лет назад +5

      @@claytonis1 I don't see where the OP framed his opinion as a judgement to anyone else or where they are stating their opinion is correct for everyone else.

    • @preddyshite6342
      @preddyshite6342 5 лет назад +4

      @@ASMRyouVEGANyet ". Its not brave to use trump jokes as a crutch, and not using curse words at the end of a punch line to force a laugh that comics usually do during stand up on here is refreshing." not hard to misconstrue

    • @BLiu-oc6gz
      @BLiu-oc6gz 5 лет назад +1

      He also has a phd in bio chemistry

  • @arielsummer6987
    @arielsummer6987 3 года назад +7

    The guy laughing hard, I love him. You know he is a great guy.
    This stand up is brilliant. I loved it from the beginning to the end. Amazing.👏

  • @user-zk1my8fc6x
    @user-zk1my8fc6x 10 месяцев назад +1

    Each of his jokes has at least 2 layers of meaning.. Dude laughing in back is living his lifeHe is my goal.

  • @TheSubwaysurfer
    @TheSubwaysurfer 5 лет назад +1066

    I have a lot in common with white guys....i have an Asian wife!
    Funny stuff

    • @soysauce9296
      @soysauce9296 5 лет назад +5

      funny thing is asian women are sought after by black men. where should I insert my "Lololol hahaha?"

    • @johnd6246
      @johnd6246 5 лет назад +9

      @@soysauce9296 Mark Zuckerberg would half agree!

    • @joeforsenate9702
      @joeforsenate9702 5 лет назад +2

      @@johnd6246 Tiger Woods & Dave Chappelle. Your turn.

    • @jermshort6937
      @jermshort6937 5 лет назад +3

      Remember yoko ono? Also is it just me or was the just multidimensional

    • @EJayMD-11
      @EJayMD-11 5 лет назад +2

      @@joeforsenate9702 omg 2, that's sooooooo many.

  • @k99evil70
    @k99evil70 5 лет назад +349

    Greetings for my Chinese brother
    From Indian brother ☺️
    You are good....

  • @jasongoodman3546
    @jasongoodman3546 Год назад +1

    Dry delivery with sharp execution. An Original approach. Thank you Murica!

  • @bento8
    @bento8 3 года назад +4

    This is toooo funny. Watched number of times, kills me every time.

  • @sonjaparham6224
    @sonjaparham6224 5 лет назад +150

    Let’s have him as a guest again.

  • @RonBrowncomeandgetit
    @RonBrowncomeandgetit 5 лет назад +192

    This guys timing was remarkable.. intelligent & noteworthy ‼️👍🏽

  • @emmyrip8615
    @emmyrip8615 3 года назад +124

    This sounds so ridiculous, but I feel like the smarter someone is, the funnier they are.

    • @randomweirdo123
      @randomweirdo123 3 года назад +16

      Not ridiculous at all. Humor is a form of intelligence. And this guy’s jokes are brilliant and well thought out, not just trying to be vulgar like most comedians.

    • @davidcobb7446
      @davidcobb7446 3 года назад +4

      That goes without saying, a certain level of intelligence must be present in order for a person to recognize a situation and then turn that into humor that most folks would find funny. Some comedians may not be polished but they are far from being dumb.

    • @likelihoodoccurrence2384
      @likelihoodoccurrence2384 3 года назад

      She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

    • @theecologist10
      @theecologist10 3 года назад +1

      That's why kids will laugh at anything, they're less intelligent, but it improves as we get older, and smarter

  • @GG-mr9iz
    @GG-mr9iz 4 года назад +2

    That 1 guy has the best laugh in the world. You always need someone like that. It makes you feel happy.

  • @empath3133
    @empath3133 5 лет назад +379

    I love being Mexican even more now thx to his joke lol

  • @karinepereira4702
    @karinepereira4702 5 лет назад +229

    I’m Brazilian and always when I fill out a form I really didn't know what to put about my color, but now I know, brown or Mexican. I loved it 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hwa_cha
      @hwa_cha 5 лет назад

      @inventionless spain pretendin 2b white lol

    • @kahina3878
      @kahina3878 4 года назад +1

      @Ultimate Game Yup, and even more laughable, when making fun of somebody's low IQ, he should make sure his rises above, because Brazil is no Spanish country...

    • @felipepineda1585
      @felipepineda1585 4 года назад

      @inventionless spain pretendin 2b white - let me guess u must be European or full of yourself. Insulting others u never meant, real high IQ buddy. People fear what they don't understand. Open up a book!

    • @santosbrasilia
      @santosbrasilia 4 года назад +3

      Guys, just informing you all: BRAZIL ISN'T A SPANISH COUNTRY. The official language is PORTUGUESE!

    • @santosbrasilia
      @santosbrasilia 4 года назад

      @Telive Qwenton really?

  • @Toywins
    @Toywins 3 года назад +12

    That was really cool, and I had some good genuine laughs. Also his jokes were nuanced, layered, I loved it!

  • @chenyl0525
    @chenyl0525 3 года назад +2

    There are a lot of stand up comedians. And there is Joe Wong. Respect.

  • @muraddiab6393
    @muraddiab6393 5 лет назад +626

    Ready to have your mind blown.
    He’s 48 years old.

    • @dothedeed
      @dothedeed 5 лет назад +67

      I have a co-worker I thought was a young dude just out of high school. Turns out the guy is 36, married with kids.

    • @Nickname_42
      @Nickname_42 5 лет назад +59

      no alcohol, smoking, no fast food, no sun and asian genes.. they pretty much all keep baby faces until 70 years of age

    • @passwordyeah729
      @passwordyeah729 5 лет назад +20

      Never been happier for my half Asian genes

    • @connectedone2343
      @connectedone2343 5 лет назад +3

      Wow!!

    • @SuperKing604
      @SuperKing604 5 лет назад +14

      that's not mind blowing at all that sounds right late 40s or early 50s, how badly do white people age that this is mind blowing?

  • @DcapTNT
    @DcapTNT 5 лет назад +161

    Very funny and also very deep message...

    • @theworkethic
      @theworkethic 5 лет назад

      DcapTNT indeed

    • @ineverletup5316
      @ineverletup5316 5 лет назад +2

      Ya idk if it was just me but that yellow comment was hella deep

    • @lizijian1212
      @lizijian1212 5 лет назад +1

      That's his trademark.

  • @Mary_Lee2395
    @Mary_Lee2395 4 года назад +16

    His jokes contributes a lot to America’s health because laughter is the best medicine ❤️😄

  • @nikhilsrl
    @nikhilsrl 3 года назад +1

    Finding this today. Kept getting better and the last one was the best of the lot.